CREATE A MARY SUE /TG/

>>51396647
Sometimes I wonder if those Mary Sues ever get spinal chord problems, due to their massive tits.

>>51396647
We already did this. It was awesome, horrible, cringey, and utterly /tg/.

New goal: Create the ultimate Edgelord character.

>>51396803
Name: Ryan Dark
Age: 16.9 years (edgy teenager but 69 haha)
Background: Ryan was born to parents that hated him constantly and beat him. His older brother always pushed him around and until he got angry and unleashed his true powers of darkness and ended up killing them both, but not before fucking his mom (he's not a virgin and neither am I jonathan black in fifth grade fuck you). After that he lived on his own, stealing what he could from people who deserved it and going around to kill bullies in school like jonathan black and abusive parents.

his darkness powers let him do whatever he wants, but he mainly uses it to teleport behind people, summon dual katanas and cut bad people up. pls do not steal.

>>51397995
Pssh nothin' personal kid...
Also FUCK JONATHAN BLACK

>>51396803

Elf/halfling with no nose and a crystal eye. Also the ears were mutilated as humiliation/punishment in a separate incident.

>>51396803
Because we haven't done that one before.

How about for shits and giggles we make an anti-sue.

A foil to the sues.

Peasants with no super powers beyond earthly wisdom as would be acquired with being a hard working peasant for example.

>>51396803
Wilhelm Todd Calavera was found in the in the cadaver of his dead mother that had been gang raped to death by demons. As a child he was abducted from the orphanage where he was living and forced to become a slave to a rich lord that often abused him. The lord wouldn't feed his slaves and every day he would force some slaves to fight to death leaving the living slave to feed upon their fallen brethren. As a young boy Wilhelm was often forced to serve the master of the house in more ways than one.

One day while Wilhelm was trying to escape he found a strange dagger in the woods that seemed to be imbued with demonic power. Wilhelm was shortly found by his master's men and fought them with the dagger. As soon as he drew first blood he couldn't control his body anymore and he simply started slaughtering everything and everyone he could find killing, women, children, animal and also eating some of those too.

After his rampage Wilhem tried to get rid of the dagger by many ways killing himself, throwing the dagger in the ocean, in volcanoes and plenty of other places but the dagger would always come back to him and every time he tried to kill himself he would come back more and more demonic looking.

Wilhem wants to go to an expedition to hell to get rid of his curse and to be able to fight without using the cursed dagger he infected himself with vampirism and lycanthropism as well as training with a necromancer in the ways of dark magic.

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>>51396647
>Here's my character sheet DM

>>51396647
Rey, from the new stars wars. Done.

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>>51399056
Hive mind

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>>51399352
>>51399056

>Implying she's not Anakin Skywalker reincarnated.

>>51398910
That's not that edgy. That's just barely past tasteful. I would totally use that as a villain.

>>51396803

Rayven Kusanagi is a sentient magical katana and is shrouded in mystery. She is made of black demonforged steel that was slaked in the souls of rape victims and polished with the hymens of sacrificial virgins. She forever burns with the crimson fires of Hell. For 666,666 aeons she was wielded by the Succubus champion known only as the Slaughterwhore and claimed the heads and genitals of countless love-stricken mortals, delighting in betraying them at the height of their delight. When the Slaughterwhore was finally expurgated in the 9004th War of Heaven, Rayven Kusanagi fell from the celestial battlefield and landed in the Blood River that runs though the city of Darkport Grimspyre in the land of mortals. Here her fell influence caused the entire city to fall to evil, for she was a thing of darkness, for she was made in the very Hells themselves, for the Hells are evil, for they serve as a place of punishment for the most evil ones who exist, for the heavens will not accept them, for they are evil. Rayven Kusanagi lay at the bottom of the Blood River for centuries before she was discovered by an adventuring party by chance. When the innocent 17yr old girl Paladin picked her up, Rayven Kusanagi immediately feasted upon her soul and claimed the Paladin's body as her puppet automaton. She slew the other adventurers that night in their sleep because they were unworthy-do-gooders. Next morning she immediately went to another tavern to lurk in a dark corner, hoping to meet better adventurers that could bring her the opportunity to finally get revenge on the Hosts of Heaven.

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>>51396647
I. CATO SICARIUS. OF THE GLORIUS SECOND COMPANY HAVE COME HERE FOR THE GLORY OF THE CHAPTER!

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>>51396647
not pic related herself, but rather the kind of munchkin activity that pic related is referring to.

>>51400001
>The Slaughterwhore
> 10/10 will use that as an NPC epithet

>>51398261
Aren't anti-sues meant to be stupidly pathetic as sues are stupidly edgy/perfect? Heard working peasant with nothing but earthly wisdom seems like a good NPC or even background for a PC.

And because this is a sue thread...

Fargnam Rochere has the powers to control the world and gets constantly bullied for it by people who kick him down, spit on him, and yell at him that he's nothing special despite his powers. Then an angel comes down and beats up the head bully, frightening the rest into going away and respecting him. The angel gives Fagnom the powers to control the UNIVERSE because he has a pure heart and is chosen to fight against evil. Also he has a big sword and one red eye one gold eye with emo red hair.

Then he deepdicks the angel

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>>51396803
Duke Dark
The Special Gun-Fu Master and Nearly invincible mastermind man. His heart was replaced with a black crystal that made him resistant to everything except the color pink, and his weapon is pic related. He spends all his time as a bounty hunter and killing bronies and furries.

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>>51396647
Let's go for both.

At a young age, Tobias Lucifron Blaken discovered his families greatest secret. They were a band of Satan-worshipping Illuminati, and because he discovered this before he was meant to the High Lord of Lucifer ordered his execution. But Tobias was secretly visited by an angel and was blessed with pious Christian jujitsu, and he broke out of his prison with it. But then the Knights caught him again, and this time it was Satan himself that showed up. But instead of killing Tobias Lucifron (Which he goes by since he hates when people call him Toby), Satan gives him two obsidian pistols with infinite flaming ammo that makes people's souls explode. So Tobias Lucifron goes back and kills the rest of the Knights by himself even though he's only 9, and grows up as a bounty hunter, but one day he gets two bounties at once. One's from God to kill Satan, and one's from Satan to kill God. Since he's never failed a job before he knows he has to succeed so he starts by going to kill Satan.

Bcuz Satan was ready fo the Christian-jitsu Tobias Lucifron used the pistols, which were Satan's own power against him so it killed him quickly and made all of Hell collapse, but Tobias Lucifron got out on a bitchin' motercycle he stole from Satan's garage. Then he goes to kill God, and has to use his Christ-jujitsu to break down Heaven's gates and kill the angels that stand in his way. Except the female angels, he rapes them while he's fighting becaude he's badass and nobody can stop him.

He meets Jesus and Jesus is all 'Hey dude don't kill my Dad' but Tobias Lucifron tells him that he has to so Jesus tries to kill him him a holy gun but Tobias Lucifron uses his Satan gun and shoots Jesus in the head, which makes God really mad but because Tobias picked up Jesus' holy gun and used it with the Satan gun there wasn't anything God could do to stop him and then God dies.

I'm going to Hell for this, aren't I?

>>51396647
A vital part of being a mary sue is a persecution complex, be sure to say that society doesn't approve of her because she's part demon/elf/vampire, but at the same time it doesn't affect her personal relationships or negatively impact her.

>>51398261
Paul the peasant
is working his entire life on a farm until he dies at the age of 28 when he caught the flue. His wife remarried 2 years after and his children also became peasants.

>>51396803
League of Legends' Yasuo.

Name: "Names are for people who have honor to attach to it."

No one knows his backstory, since he covers himself with a cloak and doesn't show his face or any part of his body. He doesn't stick with the party at all, killed the BBEG in his backstory that only he knows, and plans to reveal that backstory to the DM just before they get to the final encounter of the campaign.

>>51407620
character
Leauge of Legends

choose one

>>51408245
Mary Sues aren't characters, they're shadows of what characters shouldn't be...

like League of Legends champions.