Stat me, /tg/.

>>51391221
Grandness - 7

>>51391221
Quality - High

>>51391221
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>51391221
STR: YABBA
DEX: DABBA
INT: DOO

>>51391221
gonna have a gay old time

>>51391221
Wilma - !!!!

Caveman (Tribesman)
FREQUENCY: Rare
NO. APPEARING: 10- 100 (120)
ARMOR CLASS: 8 (7)
MOVE: 12"
HIT DICE:2 (1)
% IN LAIR: 40%
TREASURE TYPE: See below
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1
DAMAGE/ ATTACK: By weapon type
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Nil
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Nil
MAGIC RESISTANCE: Standard
INTELLIGENCE: Low (to average)
ALIGNMENT: Neutral
SIZE: M
PSIONIC ABILITY: Nil
Attack/ Defense Modes: Nil

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>>51391221
Genocide

>>51395057
I don't remember seeing that in the cartoon.

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>>51395099
It's part of the new comic series.

>>51395124
What the fuck is this

>>51397669
Did you somehow miss the text in the post you just replied to

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>>51397783
I mean, Google exists in all time zones simultaneously.

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>>51395124
Is that rifle a KalashniCAVE?

>>51395124
GRAND DAD?

>>51397884
>>51395124
>>51395057
Seems pretty good. I mean, the new DC Licensed Hannah Barbara comics as a whole looks like they could be something good, aiming at their old audience by making it more gritty.

Who knows, we might actually get a good Scooby reboot out of this for once.

Favored Enemy: Rich Assholes in Magical Sky Castles

Remember when the Flinstones was a thing on its own? When people saw Fred Flintstone and thought of the actual character, not immediately a bootleg video game?

>>51400071

I hate to break it to you, but you're old.

I'm old, too.

The kids these days have never experienced The Flintstones. They were born even after the nostalgia-fuelled 90's movie.

>>51400071
Or muh dark reboot

>>51400071

Better to live on as a meme then to die entierly.

>>51399585
>>51403243
>muh dark reboot
The Order of the Loyal Water Buffalo is a joke about The Order of the Loyal Raccoon from the Honeymooners, which is itself a reference to war veterans have no one to turn to but each other for support.
But no, it's dark and gritty now.

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>>51399585
The DC Space Ghost miniseries was excellent.

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>>51399626
That reference did not pass me by!

>>51399585
There already is a Scooby reboot in the line. It's okay.