Campaign about Bielefeld

>>51379495
Redpill me on EVERYTHING about this, because it looks like you just posted something randomly.

>>51379730
This is a fairly rare joke about the city of Bielefeld, Germany, which has a conspiracy about it that claims it doesn't actually exist. Basically, OP is asking for some Unknown Armies type shit about this conspiracy.

>>51379495
Try Unknown Armies, it's a good system for this.

>>51379730

It's a silly meme. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy

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>>51379730

The Bielefeld conspiracy theory basically holds that Bielefeld doesn't exist. It originated on German Usenet.

That's because Bielefield DOESN'T exist.

It CAN'T. It's a lie for the masses and you can't listen to it. They want you to believe so they can control you.

If you believe in Bielefield, you're already lost.

>>51379495
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy

Sadly, Bielefeld is real.
I only live about 170km from it and been there a few times.
It's quite unremarkable, though.
Bielefeld has no specific landmark, no distinguishable accent and no culture or points of interests.
It seems like this town tries to divert interest.

>>51379495
I know we are all playing make-believe, but this is just ridiculous.

>>51379960

go away. We're not interested in you conspiracy and lies.

We know the truth.

>>51379960
That's because you didn't visit Bielefeld you fool
You visited one THEIR many decoy towns to make you think it exists.

>>51379730
>>51379960

There is nothing to know about Bielefeld. It doesn't exist, it doesn't lead to Atlantis and it is most certainly unfeasible to feature it in any kind of game.

>>51379936
>That's because Bielefield DOESN'T exist.
Bielefeld does exist but not in Germany.

>>51379495
To any Germans that are ITT: this is why people say Germans have no sense of humour.

>>51380458
I know, it's terrible. We are terrible.

>>51380458

They stored it in Bielefeld?

>>51380508
The German sense of humour is as real as Bielefeld

>>51380522
Maybe the German sense of humour IS Bielefeld.

>>51379495
Bielefeld gibt es nicht. Glaub nicht an IHRE Lügen.

>>51380498
With that guilt point you are now obliged to cater to two more refugees. Each complaint about this adds another one.

>>51379495
Huh, I was in Bielefeld just yesterday, weird to see a thread about it here.

It has a very nice zoo that is free to the public and open 24/7. I got a few books lying around on Westphalian myths, especially on the region around Bielefeld and Paderborn, but I assume you're only interested in the meme of a non-existing city

Ah I see, so Germans joke about Bielefeld like we Americans do about Wyoming - "it doesn't actually exist, have you ever met someone from there?"

>>51382289
Actual myths can be blended into meme myths quite easily anon

>>51382350
No, there simply is no Bielefeld, and THEY are trying to pretend there is. THEY are even setting up signs, and have thousands of Cars driving around with made-up license plates.