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>>51377004
>Bottom left
Oy vey!
>>51377004
>>51377280
Next chapter when? This stuff is new Dungeon Meshi.
>>51377168
>>51377223
>This happened in Florida
You fuck with Florida Man, he fucks with you.
>>51377334
>>51377297
Sauce
>>51377359
>>51377297
Besides the one that was released in the past day?
>>51377370
>>51377280
>making her ass small
No, we have to go bigger.
>>51377413
No, it currently is too big for her elven magic-enhancing accessories.
>>51377004
That's the least enthusiastic highway robbery i ever witnessed.
>>51377882
>Mememancer generates a minor charge
>>51377004
>Strangulation
>Battering his wife to death
>Riots
>A card trick
One of these rhings is not like the other
>>51377927That's Huey Lewis himself.
>>51377223
> Florida
Why am I not surprised?
>>51377376
Name, please?
>>51378434
hue
>>51378502
You're lucky this isn't /a/
>Elf-san wa Yaserarenai
>>51378564
>You're lucky this isn't /a/
What, you think I'm actually mad enough to ask /a/ for source on anything?
Thanks anyway.
>>51378608
Mama mia.
>>51377801
I dunno, he IS trying to mug a policeman armed with a rock in a sock. That takes some balls.
...also, is that Tsar Nicholas of Russia murdering that money lender in the bottom left?
>>51378373
Is that fucking Major Lazer?
>>51378608
Gets me smilin every time.
>>51378776
>>51378683
It is! I wondered the same thing, and it turns out they made a whole animated series
>>51377280
Can i get the source? google turns up nothing
>>51378801
>they're actually chakats
>>51378904
Check the thread
It was already mentioned
>>51378904
read the thread
>>51378904
Boku No Pico.
You're welcome. Don't need to thank me.
>>51378921
>tfwthat's my fetish
>>51377004
>top-center
She's DEAD...WRAPped in PLAstic!
>>51377334
Vampires are immune to disease.
>>51378667
>is that Tsar Nicholas of Russia murdering that money lender in the bottom left?
You know what they say, don't fucking play with Nickie.
>>51377223
This is the Sport, a UK newspaper which is utterly garbage and worse than fox news
>>51379721
I've heard that British tabloids are some of the worst "news" put to print. Any truth to it?
>>51378434
>Not striking at the fleshy center of the foot
Plebs
>>51379912
They are woeful.
pic unrelated
>>51377280
Man.. A Chubby Elf Girl series by Synecdoche. This is going to be spread around /tg/ for a while.
>>51380049
Ease of entry vs penetration depth
>>51379912
Red-spread newspapers, are pretty notorious in their content. Some are more proper news but the Sport and the Star are utter garbage. Anything you read from them, take with a serious mountain of salt.
>>51379912
There are good and bad British papers.
There are publications that actually try to report the news, like the Independant or the Telgraph and even the Times once you compensate for the rightwing bias.
Then there's the Daily Mirror which is just comedic in it's hate mongering, poor baiting and racism.
...and then there's the Daily Express, which isn't funny at all.
How that fucking disgrace of a goddamn rag is somehow able to get away with saying shit that we would deport people for if they were the wrong religion I do not fucking know.
The Sun and the Star and Sport by comparison are just comedy papers. Good for a laugh, but you wouldn't want to get your news from it.
Personally, I just get my news from the BBC website, on account of the fact that I'm paying for it whether I use it or not, so I might as well.
Oh sure you have a left-wing bias in the commentaries to adjust for, and they sometimes cannot resist going for sensationalist headlines, but generally it's pretty good.
>>51377223
I'm convinced I'd once read the same article (as in - word-for-word), only with gay predator being replaced with a Russian aerobic instructor.
>>51379912
>>51380166
>>51380364
To quote Yes, Prime Minister:
>The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is. Sun readers don't care who runs the country - as long as she's got big tits.
>>51381101
Which one was the Morning Star? Was that the communist paper?
>>51381176
Nah.
>>51381101
Also the Sun doesn't even have big tits anymore.
>>51381101
The sun doesn't have girls on page 3 anymore
>>51381297
Well, it was pretty much obsolete these days. Every trucker and builder can get porn off his phone now.
>>51378627
/a/ tends to answer pretty quickly, but asking gets you banned
>>51381297
>>51381176
The Daily Star (not related to the Morning Star at all) is now the Page 3 paper.
>>51381297
I sexually harassed more than one employee of The Sun by saying "You work for the sun aye? Tits oot ya fuckin' skank!"
Most of them men. If you work for a shitty newspaper, you deserve all the abuse you get.
>>51381674
>>51381674
CUTE!
>>51381748
>>51379380
>Tfw its your fetish but still poorly executed
the fucking worst shameful boner
>>51381984
and to top it all off the comfy girl looks more attractive
>>51377004
>Fatal trap accident on London Rd
Traps, man
>>51382012
She's certainly hotter.
>>51377004
>>51381970
The moon is a mysterious mistress...
>>51382051
>>51382012
>>51380364
>Torygraph
>Daily Fail
Your dogshit does happen to be some of the shittiest on the planet. Us Yanks just have the Washington Times and the New York Post.
>Washington: Post decent, Times awful
>New York: Times decent, Post awful
>>51382164
That's about the best facial SFM I've seen. Most of them are deadpan.
>>51378413
I wonder if the homeless guy had a good time.
>>51379721
>a UK newspaper which is utterly garbage and worse than fox news
You do realise it's a comedy paper right. It's not pretending to be real news.
>>51381674
Source?
This one still needs a name.
>>51382465
>Subclasses.jpeg
>Racial_Bonus.jpeg
>Ancestral_ Regression.jpeg
>>51379912
English papers have nothing on the Indian ones.
>>51382551
I've already used one of those on this, funny enough.
>>51382200
>tfw you know you're degenerate as fuck but you still kinda wanna solve all your problems by turning your enemies into slutty women.
>>51381006
That was a FEMALE russian aerobic instructor that caught ONE burglar and force fed him viagra
>>51382605
best revenge
>>51382605
>>51382617
I think it was Lincoln who said, "Do I not defeat my enemies when I make whores of them?"
>>51382614
I remember that. Lucky guy.
>>51381970
>Dat reference
>>51382605
https://exhentai.org/g/861028/c0e71519bb/
>>51379448
So would this just be Pure Evil ?
>>51382465
>>51381674
>Gyaru grooming for dummies.jpg
>>51382628
Which is more fitting fate for your foes: genderbending them, mindbreaking them, and then taking them as your waifus or genderbending them, mindbreaking them, and then turning them into crack whores?
>>51382817
First one, then the other
>>51382701
Ofcourse not, Anon. Belka's alignment is a complicated topic that cant be described with just two words.
You need 4.BELKA WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>51382013
>The nigger checking out them chicken wings in the background
>>51382817
You ask that like I'm not going to do them both at the same time before unceremoniously turning them back to their original gender and just leave them in a very public location once I'm bored.
>>51382817
I'll be honest, I'm not mean enough to want to turn them into crack whores. Sure, I want them to be super slutty bimbos, but I like my bimbos to be happy.
>>51382595
Is that some manyakis?
>>51382965
>>51383135
>>51383171
>SS13 server freeze in the middle of clownocalypse.webm
>>51383171
That's pretty neat, what is it?
>>51383171
Is that a payday ad?
>>51383250
I'm guessing one of the Paydays.
>>51382243
>Using the phrase Torygraph unironically
It's not funny when my 60 year old co-presenter does it, it's not funny when you do it.
>>51383250
>>51383292
>>51383293
A commercial for a camera.
watch?v=lQ3D4CqHbJM for the original youtube. I think the original video is on vimeo in HD but I don't have time to look for it.
>>51383338
Snek STRONK
>>51382701
>>51379448
I like you guys
>>51382131
>>51382150
carlosmind
>>51382817
Crack whores, of course. Fucking what used to be a dude is still gay.
>>51383680
There is nothing gae in fucking other guys so long as you're the one that gives the D.
>>51383680
Nah, fuck off with that nonsense.
>>51383733
Literal patrician taste
>>51383483
With that much body mass, it must take a ton of alcohol to get her drunk. What does alcohol even do to spiders? Same as what it does to everything else?
>>51382200
I hate to be this guy, but I have to ask for a source
>>51378320
Redbacks aren't deadly
>>51383880
Yep, shit gets them nice and drunk.
>>51383880
Coffee
>>51381687
What riot is this from?
>>51383880
Caffeine gets spiders drunk in the way that alcohol does in humans. Alcohol does have an effect on spiders though, they spun webs much faster, to the point that they tend to break their own webs from trying to go too fast.
>>51382013
>Not unarmed combat.webm
>>51382164
>A source, a source. My kingdom for a source.
>>51383880
>>51383483
thats coffee, not alchohol
>>51384268
That's all there is, and that's all the creator ever made. It's not a cutoff. That's literally all there is. There is no more. It's an old /v/ mem
>>51384545
A crying shame.
>>51382601
I need to get my hands on some Koskenkorva here in Canuckistan. A friend of mine swears by it.
>>51378805
What the fuck now I've something to watch
>>51382601
>shitty plastic flask
If it ain't round glass bottle, it's shit.
>>51378305
>「Freebird」,jpg
>>51384214
Some number of years ago in Columbia, I think.
>>51377359
>>51377334
>>51379570
i don't get it
>>51378320
>shitposting through nature itself
>>51384222
gotta go fast and the web too slow
>>51386330
I'm dying. Why are spymaster jokes so good!?!
>>51377004
>>51386251
Angels don't look beautiful you know. They look terrifying and incomprehensible, so that could very well be an angelic familiar.
>>51382605
>turn them into women
>not turning them into submissive sissy bois and double-teaming them with their old gfs
it's like you're a fucking a newfag
>>51386362
Praise be!
>>51386456
>>51378057
Yes, battering your wife to death isn't a criminal offense
>>51379721
>garbage and worse than fox news
So it's about on par with CBS, NBC, CBS, and CNN then, gotcha.
>>51386665
One of those should be ABC, sorry.
>>51382605
>this
>degenerate
Why does /tg/ always gets off to self-flagellation?I mean,if you don't know who the author is and if you're not on 4th layer of irony.
>>51386753
>self-flagellation?
There any other kind of flagellation?
>>51379494
>>51377223
>Florida
>>51377223
If only he was straight
>>51382817
One of these choices leaves you without a slutty and devoted waifu.
That's the wrong option, in case you didn't guess.
>>51386422
>They look terrifying and incomprehensible
>feminine face
>>51378939
>Missed one session
>>51383312
>all of that
>for a camera commercial
this makes me irrationally angry
>>51386924
Why, what should it have been for?
>>51378921
I kind of want to play a chakat-style character. Not the species lore - it sounds terrible - I just like the body shape and think it would lead to interesting interactions.
>>51386785
Yes.It's called BDSM
>>51382131
>>51382051
I don't have time for your shit today carlos
>>51386905
>>They look terrifying and incomprehensible
>>feminine face
checks out with me
>>51383471
>>51382701
>>51382867
>tfw an AC shitpost gets me the most replies in a week
AC7 soon, boys.
>>51386948
i don't know, something. i think it has more to do with my starvation for interesting new content across 3 or 4 different mediums than anything to do with it being an ad. the key word was irrationally
>>51382965
>Elves
>>51386993
Are you an ANGERUUU
>>51387016
>Two replies and a a secondary link are the most replies you've gotten all week.
I feel bad for you, anon.
It's not easy being so garbage at posting.
>>51383880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&ab_channel=AndrewStruthers
>>51386848
>>51387060
>>51386993
>>51386905
>>51386422
>>51386251
>>51377004
>>51386422
>>51386905
>>51387188
There are nine Choirs of Angels, the top three tiers, particularly Thrones and Seraphim the highest two, are the incomprehensible ones.
The lower six tiers look mostly human
>>51387188METATRON LIVES!
>>51387294Metatron is a Human who was ascended to Angel status, he's Noah's uncle. That's why he doesn't share the same naming scheme that most angels do.
>>51387293
What's with all the kabbalists on /tg/ lately?
>>51387376
Not a kabbalist, I just see arguments like this on the internet and go "fuck it" and look it up my damn self.
>>51387188
>literally the only angel that looks inhuman (except for thrones)
>still has cute human face
>literally your catgirl bait
>literally horn fetish
wew
>>51387293
>Seraphim
>incomprehensible
What's so incomprehensible about human with six wings and constant butthurt?
>>51387345
Wait, then how is Sandalphon the twin brother of Metatron?
Elijah and Enoch didn't even live in remotely the same time period.
>>51387487
>>51387556
Metaphorical twin brothers maybe? Fucked if I know.
>>51387183
I have fapped to this so many times.
>>51387622
I liked it for the hilarity, but some of the action was just far too out there...
Though I liked the justification of "unicorn magic, no real harm done".
>>51387622
>Female: Anal
>Female: Monster Girl
>Female: Futanari
It's a gem among lumps of coal, that's for sure.
From /sp/ with love.
>>51382576
Why do you need papers if you have no loos?
>>51383363
Hm. I wonder what you would call this. Owlynx?
>>51377004
>>51377386
>>51378373
What is the source?
Reverse image search gives me "skateboards and skateboard supplies"
>>51387376
Angel lore goes in phases. Soon you'll see a bunch of 14 years old thinking they are the first person in history to realizes angels are typically very violent and never shown as genteel women who smile over children in their sleep.
>>51387587
Still fuckable
>>51382034
Is anime over yet?
>>51386120
Google Lord Byron.
>>51377004
>>51388020
>SBS
every time I kek
>>51386360
>>51387954
>angels are typically very violent
They are literally emotionless
>never shown as genteel women who smile over children in their sleep
>genderless
>>51388020
some of this is bland
some of this is good stuff
>>51388112
Violent does not mean full of hate and rage.
Genderless would confirm they are not large breasted blonde women in white robes.
>>51388020
Somehow Danish special forces always make me laugh.
>>51388020
this will never not be funny
>>51387959
>>51387622
>>51387694
Sauce please.
>Bards can heal, right?
>>51378608
>while (true)
This triggers the compiler.
>>51388079
>>51388470
>This triggers the compiler.
Works on my machine.Eclipse Neon, JDK 1.8.0
>>51388482
>>51388558
>Everyone except Greece views Germany as Most Trustworthy
>Greece views Germany as Least Trustworthy
PAY DEBTS!
>France views France as Most and Least Arrogant
Amazing
>>51388558
>Greece
>most trustworthy: Greece
maximum kek
>>51388547
>Java
Begone, scum of the earth.I don't actually remember if gcc flags it as an error or a warning, but I always compile with -WError.
More to the point, you should never write infinitely-looping code with a break buried somewhere in the middle of your logic. At least have the decency of using a sentinel value.
>Incite Rage
>>51388385
Bitch Destroyer.
>>51388780
It's 2017, literally no one still opposes skub.
Find more up to date bait.
>>51388804
>Being skub-scum
Pig Disgusting
>>51388739
Whatever pays the bills.
I'm pretty sure vanilla C lets you
while (true) {
}
and doesn't cry about it, ++ and # should take the same, if only because of backwards compatibility. Hell, you can while on a non-Boolean variable or an expression too because of the loose typecasting and "0 is false, non-0 is true".
As for "cryptic" breaking out of the endless loop - as long as it's commented somewhere what the loop does overall, either works. If I'm refactoring after someone I'm either leaving the part in place because it does what it should do or throwing it out completely because it doesn't and this is faster than tracking and correcting the workflow line by line.
>>51388804
Speak for yourself, if you think no one opposes skub then maybe stop listening to the skub bias media
>>51387959
Do you want nephilim?
Because that's how you get nephilim.
>>51382021
Kek
>>51382601
>Racial Penalties
>>51388558
>Poland
>Most Trustworthy: Germany
>Least Trustworthy: Germany
?__|_?_?
¿_¿|_¿_꘏
>>51378776
>>51388593
>Amazing
Because France includes both Paris and the south.
>>51389087
But Paladins are lawful stupid, Antifa is chaotic stupid
>>51377004
Where do you guys find these?
>>51389125
The internet.
>>51388558
Germany
>Most Trustworthy: Germany
>Most Compassionate: Germany
>Least Arrogant: Germany
kek
>>51386360
>>51389137
What website though?
Is there a name for these?
I'm making a 19th century style world and these would be useful.
>>51389145
TBF, most of the countries name themselves as least arrogant and most compassionate
And all of them, except for Greece, rate Germany as most trustworthy.
>>51387621
>>51383171
"but it wasn't always like this..."
>>51389173
Just take present-day Bulgaria.
>>51389230
This is why you have a gun in the cockpit. Preferably a shotgun
>>51389087
Retards punching people who are talking without initiating combat first as the honor of a paladin requires are not paladins.
>>51389350
Can't beat LOYALTY with a shotgun.
>>51389230
Sauce?
>>51389230
Orange has got that tenacity
>>51389373
maybe he's old Gygaxian type (smitebot) and detected Evil
>>51389396
Fucking seriously, nigger?
>>51389396
>>51389428
somebody post the two years slowpoke, please
>>51389087
>rouge
>>51389441
>>51378776
>>51378801
Got me laughing out loud, bastard.
>>51378413
>wizard getting carried through early levels by a barbarian
>>51389036
alternate filename: I only put three...no, five fetishes into this character
>>51389460
the same guy keeps coming back to the thread every year to say "like clockwork" in various degrees of surprise
>>51388020
Foreign Legion
>Hostage rescues, terrorists recruited
So true
>>51389511
>>51378413
I vaguely recall a case where the driver actually stuffed a barely conscious hobo into the navigator's seat just to meet the two-people-crew requirements. Put him in the team costume and everything.
>>51378608
Fukkin saved
>>51389384
Then you have two shotgun
Shotgun win every time
>>51389026
You can always trust a German to be untrustworthy.
>>51386704
>the night-howler drug mutated with a cold virus in one of the preps, but the attempts to cure it normally failed, there was an accident, and the entire lab got contaminated, now the city is run amok of feral violent animals of all sizes.
>>51388804
What the fuck are you on? No one likes Skub.
>>51389428
Sorry, not a fan of shitty harem animes.
>how did you acquire such a weapon?
found it.
>where?
On some dead guy
>increasing confused faces
>>51389410
To be honest he could be archaon the everchosen giving an interview who gets smacked in the head by karl franz. It still is an asshole act to make.
You are attacking someone who is just talking and not doing anything else at the moment and you know people will intervene and you will get away with hitting a guy who cant respond.
>>51380123
>synecdoche
Just call him Methonium like all the rest of the humans
>>51389405
Sauce ?
>>51378801
Well, that makes sense. How else could an entire race be made of girls unless they were all hermaphrodites?
>>51389603
>shitty
>harem
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
It's a show with the ambitions of LOTR-era Peter Jackson, the politics of George RR Martin, the TWEESTS of M. Night Shyamalan and the intelligence of Micheal Bay to pull it off.
It's the most glorious, trashy trainwreck of an anime that somehow manages to be entertaining the whole way through even when it shouldn't be.
>>51382034
What the fuck is this
>>51389702
A work by Tinkle Bell, but not sure which one as they're all very jiggly and bouncy.
>>51389731
>>51389702
Rondo Duo.
>>51389731
And all have gigantic penises.
>>51389659
> the TWEESTS of M. Night Shyamalan
>and the intelligence of Micheal Bay
I am not sure if you are being sarcastic here.
Because shymalan and bay have gone downhill after their first successes to such depths that they are a source of huge ridicule.
As for the show itself your generic nihilistic standart anime guy character with get out of the jail card tier OP abilities for whom every character with a vagina lusts after breaks the show for me.
>>51389737
My dick just grew three sizes this day.
>>51389754
That's my point. It's stupid as all fuck. But it still manages to befun.
>>51387737
>implying that's not a bluff check
>>51389808
>>51389818
>Point your finger like a gun in a swift motion to a police with his gun drawn
>Expecting anything else
Seriously.
>>51389410
>richard spencer
>evil
>antifa
>good
>>51389876
Political discussion when?
/pol/ hijack thread to post racisim when?
>>51377004
>>51390072
If I ask what the hell Space Station 13 actually is, will I get an honest answer?
>>51390097
It's a game played on a web browser where an entire space station is run by /tg/.
Hilarity ensues.
>>51390097
It's a multiplayer game on a site called Byond, it's really weird and lots of shenanigans happen.
>>51390049
It would have been political if race of the person was referred in releation to the discussion.
Which was not done.
>>51390072
>>51379721
>HURR DURR MUH FAUX NEWS
It's not 2004 anymore, you cocksucking dipshit. Holy fucking Christ, are you from the fucking past or just so goddamn delusional you think that your neoliberal bullshit will ever work again?
>>51390337
>triggered /pol/lack shows up late to the party but can't help flinging shit around
>>51388558
Have these fools learned nothing from two world wars
>>51390450
That's EXACTLY why Italians and Germans don't trust Italians
>>51388020
>Mossad
Should have been
>Why would we kill our own terrorists?
>>51390401
>DURR /pol/ WATCHES FAUX NEWS
Okay, good, now I know you're just shitposting. 0/10; put some fucking effort into it.
>>51389737
We'll never fucking mind then
>>51390552
>getting triggered and starts sperging out over a 12 hour-old post
>throwing around strawmen and ad hominem
>accuses others of shitposting
You're so adorably retarded.
>>51390461
and why poles don't trust germans
>>51385688
>Fighting a boss in Division.jpg
>>51386500
Uh.... source? Please.
>>51387376
Personally, I just started reading unsong, looked up what kabbalist meant, then spent a while on wikipedia's wild ride.
>>51377280
>make my ass small
This isn't how this works, dear
>>51389230
100% MOTHERFUCKING LOYALTY
Now here's hoping they don't kill him off in S3.
>>51389603
>Code Gayass
>harem anime
You wot?
>>51382655
lolno
>>51389028
They made a new Witch Academia?
>>51389028
>>51391580
Yes. Also Akko is the best MC.