Stat me /tg/!

Good god/10

from the thumbnail i really thought that was sarah palin

>>51366039
Never change, /tg/. Never change.

Armor Class 13 (natural armor)
Hit Points 59 (7d10 + 21)
Speed 40 ft.
STR 20 (+5)
DEX12 (+1)
CON 17 (+3)
INT 3 (-4)
WIS 12 (+1)
CHA 7 (-2)
Skills Perception +3
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 13
Languages -
Challenge 3 (700 XP)
Keen Sight and Smell. Elizabeth Lemon has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight or smell.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. Elizabeth Lemon makes two attacks: one with its beak and one with its claws.
Beak. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 10 (1d10 + 5) piercing damage.
Claws. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 14 (2d8 + 5) slashing damage.

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>>51365793
Unfunny female Comedian #5432b/10

mandatory/party

>>51366115
Liz Lemon is an Owlbear?

>>51368936
Every creature is an owlbear unaware of its own nature

>>51366033
OFFICIAL SARAH PALIN POWER RANKING
>muh dick tier
Lisa Ann in "Who's Naiin Palin"

>would fuck tier
Sarah Palin classic

>not even with a stolen dick tier
Tina Feylin

>>51365793
Good for 3 faps before needing to be replaced

>>51366007
First post best post

>>51365793

-1 Overrated

not Kristen Wiig/10

>>51366033
idem