world building

>>51343835

All species have four arms

>>51343835
The only way to travel via FTL (so far) is through stargate-ish gates

>>51344000
what about humans

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>>51344000
Nice trips.

>>51344012

Four arms

>>51344036
how about no

>>51343835
It does not take place in the Milky Way, instead it is taking place in the Andromeda galaxy. And the only humans are from an aincent generation ship (the humans do not have 4 arms)

>>51343835
bloodsoaked,nomadic shark people who devolved from a once mighty empire now their minds are broken and only brought back after eating and drink flesh and blood

>>51343835

I fear we do not have much time. The Humans have returned...and they are very angry with us.

You may remember them from the ancient archives, a plague of unrestrained greed, ruining planets in their wake. Our ancestors killed most of them in the trans galactic war, but a few survived, locked on a single world and without the technology required to visit adjacent worlds, let alone other solar systems. Thinking them doomed, we gave them mercy and let them live.

Our greatest mistake. Our one true regret. They didn't die out- they thrived. They grew stronger, smarter, more adaptable than they had been before. For ten thousand of their years, we have held them at bay, fueling their innate desire for war and explotation, turning it against themselves in the hopes their last refuge would destroy itself due to its lack of resources. but they eventually discovered our infiltrators, stole their technology and twisted it to their own ends.

We can no longer see where the path leads. We are doomed, but it may not be too late for the others. We will send word throughout known space and implore them to wipe them out whereever they might appear.

They've begun arriving in system. Their scout ships outnumber our entire fleet almost four to one, and our last intelligence suggests this assault is less than 1% of their forces.

We are doomed.

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>>51343835
A species with an incurable disease abducts various inhabitants of other species in order to replace body parts that continually degrades. They are often spotted the void between various territories in a desperate attempt to survive.

>>51343835
giant eldritch horrors are hunted for fuel to galaxy gates as their blood holds unlimited scientific potenial to do amazing thing like the gates or creating new worlds

>>51343835

The galaxy was once dominated by an ancient empire of several different species. The empire fell but all the former ruling caste still have four arms.

>>51344167
i regret to say this but we may have to call upon those chaotic beast the rumar,those savages may be cruel and uncivilized but humans are death incarnate we need them

>>51344241
shark people

>>51343835
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humanity is the "evil" faction along with the enslaving diseased beasts from before they battle each and the rest of the known galaxy from the cruel and shark-like Rumar and noble and mighty Veather who have huge trade routes across the galaxy

>>51343835
sci-fi skorne dragon people who were almost killed by the premordial humans

Not every race has four arms, but most races do, and races with two arms are seen as extremely strange.

>>51344241
>>51344262

Shark People work for one species trying to stop us. we'd never look at the ocean the same way again.

>>51343835
cursed,faceless,and evil elven like beings that kill hundreds of worlds in the name of vengeance and a false faith

Genetic engineering, combined with the debauched lifestyle of almost untouchable merchant lords, has resulted in impossibly beautiful and submissive "entertainment" slaves being present in the higher courts and abodes of the extremely wealthy, as a status symbol and piece of organic furniture.

>>51343835
nearly immortal dwarf species that are the self proclaimed saviours of the history of galaxy and advanced masters in ion energy and keep the universes history.

a insect race that enslaves and converts the galaxy's peoples to make the biomass that they create their ships,buildings,and weapons with

humanity is a medium tech scale force that just drowns everyone with bodies and giant ass war engines based off the long dead wildlife of earth.

>>51343835
crab-like slavers who run a hedonistic empire that promises equality in the form of pleasure so mix the tau and dark eldar

spess frog samurai i dont know why but lets make it happen

necromancer lich lords in space that are the remains of old humanity

>>51344577

Nice digits.

These "entertainment" slaves are generally humanoid, come in a variety of colors, and many have tails, horns, or other cosmetic features. They have extremely acute senses, and derive pleasure from almost anything, especially physical contact with their masters.

>>51344985
now who are their enemies

flying purple goblin critters that steal everything from everyone

so we have a very angry humanity, crazy shark people who become sane if they eat flesh,gentic bending slavers,goblins,diesaed monsters and we got crabs lets keep it going what about history

>>51345018

They are artificial, and grown in vats by a corporation, which custom tailors each slave to their customer's specifications. Their intelligence is somewhat lower than the human average, and they have a mindless desire to pleasure themselves and their masters any way possible.

Many of their extremely wealthy owners are content to have just one, but most prefer to gather themselves a harem of pleasure slaves, as they'll passionately compete with one another for their master's attention and favor, and many wealthy individuals enjoy the ego-stroking this provides.

>>51345143
so can we name them because i can't think of one

>>51345138

well at some point Humanity was spread across the galaxy in a mad, everexpanding quest for more resources and incurred the wrath of multiple other species until they were almost exterminated.

so there are probably a number of species that stood up to take the power vacuum but failed to control MASSIVE chunks of space. lets say...6 or so.

they're all gone now, but they left behind their technology and secrets in vaults in the space between solar systems.

the Shark people are the guardians of the vaults in the systems coreward of Humanity, but there's enough of a gap that Humans haven't met them in full scale conflict.

humans are in three factions the two major and one rebel like one like the free states or something

>>51345249
yes but the other races doubt our shark people as during the great war the humans coruppted their minds and now they can go from a rock to telsa in an hour

>>51345293
you mean with intelligence right

>>51343835
A bunch of hedonistic hermaphrodite trans-dimensional rabbits.

>>51345361

that's one of the six dead races.

their vaults are usually impossible to find.

>>51345361
They are advanced, and can take any material form. They do a lot of weird shit for pleasure. Such as: pretending to be a pre-FTL civs gods, fucking with evolution of other species (sometimes literally), and living on massive space-fuck-arks, also, don't forget that some live in mech-suits giving a constant stream of an LSD-like drug.

>>51345409
Yeah, they made a dick constellation and another which said "FUCK YOU" and promptly left the galaxy.

>>51345433

we can't read their language, but the Big Dipper came from -somewhere-.

>>51345483
thats all we need

>>51345164

How about Voluptatem? That means pleasure in ancient Latin.

>>51345517
hell yea

we need some more species with good desricption all i have is the sharkies,the pleasure lords the sick dudes who collect body parts and humans

>>51345613

don't forget the voluptatem sex slaves

so are all the races together or fighting or what all i get is that humans are being genocidal,again


so nothings new with humans

>>51345681
thats the pleasure lords

>>51345613

Ok lemme take a crack at a new alien species.

six legged, insectoid things that are only a foot tall. they have two pairs of arms protruding from their backs, all of which are longer than their entire bodies.

they don't reproduce in the normal fashion, instead, when they die, they explode in large sprays of spores, which pull carbon from the atmosphere to create much smaller versions, which eat their dead to grow into adult sizes.

they're not fully unified, instead divided amongst numerous large colonies where each sports a large predominate mutation of some sort, and are constantly at war with themselves. they control well over 300 systems, and the internal borders between factions change daily. they only really pull together as a society when there's a large enough threat to warrant an internal cease-fire.

their true name is unpronouncable without the use of subsonic vocal cords, but they accept the moniker of Kjsst'''latch-ival.

so what tech do the voluptatem have the sharks have mid teir as does humans

>>51345793
damn you got anymore were that came from

>>51345801

some higher tech gleaned from the secrets of the vaults, but not much.

they can reoxyginate the water their ships carry without the need for plants to process it.

they can temporarily terraform planets into water worlds for them to colonize for breeding purposes.

they can adapt any aquatic based lifeform into food that they can digest properly, free of toxicity or allergies.

>>51345876
was that the voluptatemor the sharks

>>51345898

the sharks

>>51345732
>>51345801

The voluptatem don't have technology or their own faction, they're somewhere between being the pets and willing sex slaves of the rich.

>>51345828

The Yalwenir, or "Starbirds" as they have been called by many races.

when a red giant star explodes, it does so because a breeding cycle of this species has finished. they explode in flocks of tens of thousands, feeding off of interstellar gases to grow larger. they migrate across the galaxy, circling it in great swarms and stopping on the hottest stars to recover from the cold of interstellar travel.

while not technologically adept, they can and do socialize with other species, often providing them with ways to harness solar energy in order to maintain lasting relations in exchange for claiming gas giants as feeding grounds for their young.

Many years ago,before our kinds time,their are tales of a barbaric warlike race with no levels of honor.No not the rumar(shark people) these are the "humans" these beings very souls were filled with greed and cruelty they raped and pillaged all across the galaxy until a great unity was called by the surving races.the 6 that arrived were the Rumar,the Kjsst''latch-ival,the Gorukl,the Morluch,the Kol,and the Voluptatem,before their fall.Together they nearly killed all of the humans but some fled and they survived on some backwater deathworld.now while we are weakened they the humans have returned and they bring death with them.

>>51346024
damn now i have to put in the yalwenir

>>51345966
i tought they were the slavers that pleased themsleves with slaves

>>51346024

that's easy. the Rumar are still around. the Yalwenir are "dead" because their adults all died out, while their kids are still in hibernation.

The Mith'Fell
A race of humanoid bird men divided into 2 factions that started out as the most popular fast food chains. They wage relentless war with one another to win 100% market share. War crimes are frequent and both sides hate each other with a burning passion. Astro Burger is currently engaged in a brutal orbital bombing of the frontier franchises of Noodle Bites, killing millions of workers daily. Noodle Bites prefers to assimilate captured workers with their vast Employee Processing Units where Astro Burger POW's are implanted with Optimal Production Chips and an undying loyalty to the CEO (praise be him). Both factions are willing to lend their vast manpower and advanced industrial technology to whoever helps end the other food chain.

>>51346175
thats awesome and and sad at the same time

>>51343835
It is a perilous time for the
galaxy. A brutal civil war has
all but destroyed the Space
Paladins,leaving the ailing
Republic on the verge of
collapse.

Amid the turmoil, the evil
Dark Lords have spread across the
galaxy, hunting down and
killing the remaining
Space Paladins.

Narrowly escaping a deadly
Dark Lord ambush, the last known
Space Paladin clings to life aboard a
battered freighter near the
ravaged world of Peragus....…

A race of sentient spaceships who evoleved from very early space probes which fell into a worm hole

>>51346282
Sounds vaguely familiar...

so what about gods of the races

>>51346285

V'ger, is that you? where have you been for the past 38 years?

>>51346282
um have i heard that before

>>51346338
The only true god of the Mith'Fell is favorable market share, and the CEO must do everything within his power to achieve it.

>>51346282
This looks completely original and not derivative in any way.

t.George Lucas

>>51346338

the Kjsst'''latch-ival ate their gods save one- Mrrrk'il'thalir, mother of mutation. their mutations were seen as representations of divine origins.

the Yalwenir don't have gods in the traditional sense, but worship their ancestors, with black holes seen as holy grounds and places the honored dead go to rest and white dwarfs as the original homelands of Yalwenir, and won't tolerate any intrusion by non-Yalwenir.

>>51345793
Orks actually do something similar to that.

>>51345483
Fear the might of the Volupoteam! Our dick cruisers and Jizz fighters shall swarm your worlds!

>>51346423

I know. it's a neat mechanic that should be used more in sci-fi.

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>>51346309
>>51346362
>>51346415
Conception Art. Hope You enjoy it

>>51346475
topkek.

>>51346444
Also, they still do have a military, they don't like to fight, but when they do, prepare your anuses. They have guns, spacecraft, and tanks shaped like genitalia. I am not kidding.

>>51346417
So we Volupoteam can't have our planned annual orgy with you guys in the black hole. Aww...

>>51346521
love how they Volupoteam are super rapists

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>>51345412
>space-fuck-arks

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>>51346484
I was Thinking about Having a Chosen One thrown into the Mix. But Decided Against it Due to being a cliche. However I was thinking of Adding a Chosen one Only to be killed to show how powerful the Dark Lords, and show how hopeless the Situation is

>>51346521

we wouldn't dream of denying one of your people's most sacred festivals due to a minor technicality of holiness. we could designate one in ten black holes as given over to the Volupoteam, as a diplomatic concession. The treaty writers can go over the particulars in detail some other time.

>>51344054
How bout four arms.

>>51346583
Okay, thanks. So we didn't need to build those Dick cruisers, and Vagina Carriers after all.

>>51346583
hey if you guys are so nice us Rumar(the insane shark berserkers) would like so bodies to eat

if you don't mind

>>51346592
oh god he came back

Having a sense of smell is considered a super power among most races.

>>51346623
We did conquer some faggots in the Magellan clouds. I swear to that non-existant god those guys were assholes. Thankfully they did have assholes to pierce. Sure, you can take 'em.

>>51346639
ok but dont ask for them back we dont leave left overs

>>51346639

oh yeah, screw those heretics.

>>51346623

please, eat them. it'll save us the trouble of having to transport them to the traitors blackhole.

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GLORY TO THE RUMAR

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>>51346475
Second Conception Art. Please Respond.

>>51346706
god damn it can you please just help

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>>51346686

>>51346720
i was gonna argue but yea cement with teeth

>>51346639
Why not sell them to Noodle Bites? We can offer 10-20 Million Battle Ready Employees in exchange for the protein

>>51346758
how about we eat them instead then we give noodle bites 100000 veteren Rumar?
ill wait for your answer

>>51346734
Okay. How about a microscopic, intelligent life forms that originated from the foundation of life in the center of the galaxy, and ultimately resided within the cells of all living organisms, thereby forming a symbiotic relationship with their hosts allowing them to use Magic?

>>51346816
god i hate you almost as much as the four arms guy

>>51346639
I am the OP who created the Volpoteum. I have a new species. They are the Plorax. They are humanoid avians who have afeudalistic society. They're culture was based off European feudalism and culture, specifically German/Austro-Hungarian. They are not xenophobes, and it is comprised of Dukes, and Barons. They are ruled by a Star Emperor.

>>51346843
see this guys okay

>>51346843
They hail from ploraxia, a beautiful world comprising of great forests, most of the world is untouched, as there is their moon, Koloris, for it's industry.

>>51346758
How long are their dicks/ how wide are their cunts?

>>51346886
Us Rumar have 20 inch cocks if you have the meat

>>51346843
>able to create anything you can possibly think of
>'lol it's prussians in space'
fuck this board

>>51346867
There are 11 main houses. T'kolar, Pinoss, Orkar, Lintos, Mirklos, Osterin, Rekatis, Aderat, Kilonter, T'ronak, and the relatively new xenos house To'Rok'Nak.

>>51346905

hey come on, I've got nomadic firebirds born on the surfaces of stars that eat interstellar gas.

it can't be THAT bad.

>>51346905
hey the sharks are cool

>>51346775
Deal

>>51346903
Ohhhhhhh.
Goodie. We'll take the offer, as long as we aren't buying any slaves or that shit. That's wrong.

>>51346943
good tell us were to go and what were killin

>>51346886
Sorry but we neuter our rank and file workers so sexual desire doesn't interfere with their Noodle Bites responsibilities

>>51346939
why would a species that evolved on a sun look like birds
why does the concept of a 'bird' transcend time and space, when a bird is an entirely human concept that developed because of uniquely Terran traits
and if it can convert hydrogen into energy, it is literally the most powerful possible thing in the entire universe

>>51346963
dude were humans that why

>>51346928
The navy and military is comprised into two different areas. The main fleet/army etc. Then, there are the private fleets, fleets meant for barons and dukes. But, they are small and not meant for war, only patrols, after the great Ornos Treachery, which led to the extermination of house Ornos.

>>51346956
You're being deployed as shock troopers to Old Sibula, a captured Noodle Bites command center. Your job is to kill or capture as many Astro Burger scum as possible and take the planet.

>>51346843
>>51346867
>>51346928
>>51346982
Do you like it /tg/

>>51346979
think big, man
this shit isn't creative

>>51346986
we can eat them right

>>51346963

because a species that can convert hydrogen into energy probably can appear however they want to a more primitive race and that's how humanity sees them as a result?

>>51347000
Only if they have Four Arms

>>51346986

cont.
Hail, Noodle Bites. This is the Imperial Ploraxian Navy. We have come to bring hell to the astro-burger scum. We shall fight with your forces. What are your orders.

>>51347009

look, I made you a four armed species already. you can stop now.

>>51347009
okay you know what ill make a four arm race will that be good with you

>>51347007
If they're injured

>>51347008
okay, so not only are they walking hydrogen bombs who have solved the energy crisis and can thus make material anything they desire, but they're telepathic and somehow able to change their shape based on the presence of an observer. anything else? maybe they're sick nasty with katanas, too?

>>51347017
hey we already here get lost

>>51347032

nope. they're mostly pacifists.

But in all seriousness though, the Plorax hold territory on the northern edges on the galaxy, and are making a push to the core.

>>51347017
>>51347037
Ploraxians, you are being dispatched to the Proxima Centauri System to cripple the Astro Burgers orbital shipyards. If we can deny them supplies their burger production will be crippled

>>51347052

as long as they avoid any White Dwarf stars along the way, the Yalwenir are ok with this.

the Kjsst'''latch-ival don't think of your as a threat, so just ignore their territory and you'll be fine.

>>51347037
Ahh, if it is not the savage Rumar. You destroyed most of my famlies fief, Pinoss, during the War of Ithonak. Don't think we had forgotten that. Charge mass drivers, ready energy weapons, launch all fighters. We'll bring the savages hell.

>>51347044
cool, so having transcended any limitation of a mortal form, knowing all the secrets of the universe, why do they need to contact other races? i mean considering that these guys can produce essentially infinite energy from hydrogen, i would think that every other species in the galaxy would be trying to trap one in order to provide free electricity to billions of people. but wait, they already have free electricity, and they're psychic so they can communicate with any species who has a brain, so why don't they give free energy to all citizens of the universe?

>>51347057
we killed dem ass burgers now what?

>>51347073
haha this be a good one wonder if they taste the same

>>51347074

...they do? they trade the secrets of solar energy harvesting for gas giants as feeding grounds. did you not read the initial post on the Yalwenir?

>>51347073
>>51347075
Friends, there's no need to fight!

>>51347099
but they be tasting good

>>51347098
so everyone in this universe has access to unlimited free energy? why is there any conflict at all, considering that means that all resources are post-scarcity?

>>51347111

because even in a post-scarcity society, there are other motivations. territory, for example, provides access for more room to grow.

plus the humans specifically don't have access to this technology, and they're always causing shit.

>>51347099
No need to fight! This admiral wrung the necks of innocent chicks and women! He deserves to die!

>>51347110
But the Noodle Bites signature mix of Semi Natural Noodle Material and Nonspecific Protein is probably tastier!

>>51347149
i eat them get it right

>>51347149
You would understand if you were there, especially the scouring of Tikilir. The world, it's beautiful spires, the gardens, all gone.

>>51347068
I do not have the authority to negotiate treaties right now, you need an audience with the Emepror, but I can give you a temporary 5-year agreement for the time being.

>>51347152
na that stuff makes me hurt all over we eats us meat

>>51347152
I request access to your archives. Our payment is research, and a fleet of 3 of your battle-cruisers.

>>51347171
Noodle Bites Corporation has now officially declared neutrality in the Ploraxian Rumar conflict. Your respective contracts with Noodle Bites are now on hiatus until the skirmish is finished.

>>51347209
fine by me ready da cannons men we going hunting

>>51347188

the Kjsst'''latch-ival are too busy fighting themselves. plus what applies to one group might not apply to another, so negotiating with a single leader is pointless. simply avoid their space and all will be well.

The Yalwenir do not respond.

>>51347226
FIRE THE MASS DRIVERS! ALL BOMBER SQUADRONS, FIRE! ENERGY WEAPONS,FIRE. LET'S BRING THEM HELL. FOR ITHONAK!!

>>51347259
RAMMING SPEED

>>51347226
Yes, reinforcements from Pinoss!

>>51347273
BRACE FOR IMPACT! FIRE!

>>51347099
Oh, my fief was Iboros, ruled from Ithonak.

>>51347289
PREPARE FOR


BOARD

>>51347099
Oh, my fief was Iboros, ruled from Ithonak. We have made allies with the terrans.

>>51347326

I'm sorry you...

WHAT

Would any other empire be interested in doing some mercenary work? Requirements is keeping beef with other mercenaries outside.

>>51347316
EAT FLAK, SAVAGE!

>>51347337
EAT AXE MEATBAG

>>51347334
Yes, indeed. Well, after a show of military might right outside of Titan, we didn't want to kill any.

>>51347355
EAT FIRE!

>>51347356
wait humans thats bad even to us rumar you traitor

>>51347356
I must say they were surprisingly polite, outside of their boisterous nature.

>>51347356

you FOOLS. you've signed your own death warrants! they're weeds! you'll never be rid of them now!

>>51347380
IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOU DYING

>>51347400
What do you mean? They should be arriving here any second to aid our forces here.

>>51347408
*Jumps into escape pod towards planet.*
Oh, looks like the Terrans arrived, have fun with them.

>>51347416

the Yalwenir have spoken. you've forfeited your lives. we go now to warn the others of your folly.

>>51347416
oh shi-

>>51347435
If humans are here we gotta do somin
Ay men call home we gunna call a blood crusade it will be just like that Ithonak place but worse like 2 million of rumars worse

>>51347435
I can see the look on your face, faggot.

>>51347499
sorry we readying da axes for da humans us rumar wont die easy

>>51347494

the Kjsst''''latch-ival hear the warnings of the Rumar and call a two week internal ceasefire to catch up on the details.

>>51344178
The actual disease was cured millenia ago but they're all space hippies that don't believe in vaccines.

Is there anything Noodle Bites can do to organize a ceasefire?

TO ALL YA MEATBAGS THAT LIKE DEM HUMANS WE ARE READY FOR YA WE GUNNA EAT YA GUD

>>51347575
We are in the process of creating a treaty, no, an ultimatum to the Rumar. We will sign it at your world.

AH YE KJSST Fuglies ye want to help us chop em up

>>51347688
wat an "ultimatum" and whats it say

>>51347697

if the Rumar consider Humanity/Terrans a threat to their existence, the Kjsst'''latch-ival shall assist them. we honor our debts.

>>51347697
The treaty is:
90%reduction of the Rumar fleet
(0% reduction of the Army
Full control of the media
The Osrosis Strip
Any territory conquered from Iboros Fief
Dissolution of all secret forces
Arrest of major admirals

You have 5 months to comply.

>>51347726
THats what im talkin about lets go we keep da bodies tho

>>51347755
okay how about dis emperor
we keep our fleet at 50%
are army is da same
ye can have da media
and da strip
we keep the Iboros part that are within a day of travel to home
we not a sneaky bunch so no forces
whats an admirrals

>>51344006
They are powered by furious masturbation.

>>51347755
cont.
Liberation of the Itonis Nebula
156 trillion credits in reperation
annual tribute of minerals.

>>51347805
have da nebula it sucks anway
how about no
we dont mine we loot

>>51347756
so be it. we elect our mightiest strategist to the position of war herder.

We shall ready the bioships. The spine launchers will be prepped with anthrax powder and arsenic filters. The cadmium warheads shall be unburied and attached to the wings of our fighters. Our chlorine stores will be added to the yield, to ensure the humans cannot set foot in any landing sites they dare to take.

let the sirens scream of war and glory. FOR THE HIVEWORLDS.

Oh lord I just wanted to take some franchises from Astro Burgers and I think I set off some kind of galactic war

>>51347847
da Rumar are ready for dis i have been choosen by da gods may are bellys be full and are enimes dead

CHARGE!!!

>>51347575
Representative Klotrast, I ask that the negotiations be conducted on any of your purse worlds. We wish for peace.

>>51347890
Very well, peace talks will be held on Sin'Metrak in 1 month's time

>>51347875

the Herd stands ready.
target all human vessels within range.
fire at will.

>>51347890
ay you da rumar hatin guy yea
i dont like ya

>>51347909
Ah, you mean grand admiral obloss? He is missing in action, his flagship destroyed. We believe he is on Old Sibula, somewhere.

>>51347936
oh him we rammed him harder than a Voluptatem whore

>>51347909
All ships of battlefleet Oros, open fire on all Rumar and their allies vessels. Prep up the starfighters and drones. Launch all boarding crews.

>>51347936
He could've fell into Astro Burger controlled territory. It is a contested planet after all.

>>51347953
who da hell are you
RUMAR PREPARE MY RAILCANNON

>>51347949
err... I don't want to imagine that scene. If you desecrate his body I will do the same for yours.

>>51347953
MASS DRIVERS, FIRE!

>>51347973
no we rammed his ship and it fell to da planet

So then
When humanity returned, what was the general reaction from the other races?

>>51347973
Troops are ready to land on old sibula. Making planetfall.

>>51347989
im hungry?

ALSO FIRE

>>51347989
An exellent oppertunity for an alliance, they make good soldiers.

>>51347989

(it was generally this clusterfuck of "ALL THE OLD RACES WHO PROTECTED US ARE GONE, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?!?" followed by a desperate hunt for the surviving members of the Rumar and others, if they're out there)

>>51348022
im right here us rumar dont die easy

in fact we dont do anything easy

>>51348019

ally with the terrans at your own peril. so long as you do not threaten the Hiveworlds or our Rumar allies, you shall be tolerated.

continue with the bombardment. their boarding troops make for excellent quality rations.

>>51348043
Even their men? No wonder your women flock to Volepoteum and Plorax men so easily.

>>51348053
YEA WE ALLYS
FEAR US

Oh lord this is getting out of hand.
MOBILIZE THE NOODLE BITES ASSET RETENTION FORCE.

>>51348090
they just cant handle us
even our women break dem

>>51348117
Guess what, your forward operating base is being invaded right now by our forces. So is the orsis strip and the nebula. Get fucked, cement fucker

>>51348144

...clever. distracted us with worthless breeding colonies while you flank us from below the galactic plane. you show some promise.

direct Sub-Herds 385-499 to the defense. instruct all fighters to target the troop carries first.

>>51348117
hahahhahahhaha look at you guys getting cluster raped by humans hahahahaha

>>51348174
Ahh, yes, while you defend your savage friends colonies we are at your purse worlds, invading them. Looks like one has given in now.

>>51348180
dats we just looted they fulein base
get
rekt

>>51344167

The assault began at the very edge of the galaxy. They systematically sent in trillions of troops to each civilized planet, and one by one they fell. Our troops would simply run out of energy and ammunition to kill them all. The problem was and still is their population. First of all humans do not a have a specific mating season, and are capable of reproduction as soon as they are physiologically mature enough. After the Human Genocide Campaign they also lowered their legal mating age from 18 solar cycles to 16. Whenever a combat capable individual reached the age of 20 solar cycles, they would be placed in cryostasis until they were transported to a battlefield. They would wake up hours before heading into combat. We have left them alone for thousands of solar cycles, and we don't know when they began storing troops. They maybe the most common species in the galaxy at this point.

it looks like dey really want to die huh boys
wake
the
elders

>>51348231
Your main ship production world is getting bombarded at this moment. Your shipyards are destroyed, now scrap.

>>51348231
Elders, pshh. They all died out, with the exeption of some which have been found to ascend to another plane of existence.

>>51348247
we dont build our ships meatbag we loot just like we just looted ya trooper ships

>>51348247
Wha- WHERE ARE THEY
WHAT
THEY'RE RAIDING THE CAPITOL OF THIS SECTOR. ALL FORCES! WITHDRAW! WITHDRAW!

>>51348285
hahahahahaha dis be fun

>>51348247
>>51348285

what is a drop of water to the ocean. The Yalwenir taught us well. production shall not cease until your worlds lie in ruin.

we applaud your attempt to attack the Hiveworlds, but your troops have already been digested.

you have a chance to surrender. we suggest you take it.

Noodle Bites INC is giving all belligerents 1 month to cease hostilities for negotiation or else the full power of the NB Asset Retention Force shall be unleashed on all aggressors.

>>51348295
yea before we kill ya

>>51348295
Hey, I suggest you recalibrate your sensors... now. Look, one of the biggest battlefleets ever created is on top of you.

>>51348336
dats just more to loot

>>51348302
We are willing to come to the treaty signing, but the belligerents refuse to talk.

>>51348302
The diplomatic corps shuttle is coming into your main spaceports

>>51348336

hmph. a million ships.

how quaint. one might think you were actually trying to fight this war.

redirect Sub-Herds. 247-290 to the new front. record the terrans pain as they are eaten alive. send it to their leaders.

>>51348376
With a terran force inhibiting your FTL abilities.

>>51348376
by us or you we both eat alot

>>51348405

please, join us. your table manners are incredibly refined for beings of your size.

>>51348376
War Herder Skjal''frek-ishtun and his forces are now to be engaged by the NBASF. It is clear the only profitable outcome is the extermination of your uncivilized race.

>>51348418
im da rumar dumass we alrady with ya

>>51348433
Representitive Klotrast. We are willing to seek peace and sit at a table, and negotiate. We have sent our best ambassador to negotiate the treaty.

>>51348442
At least someone in this galaxy has a sense of civility. Once more reps show up we shall settle terms.

>>51348433

have you never laid eyestalks on the tapestries of Chal'ni-rand? have your ears not heard the songs of our Siren Choirs broadcast from Myranthal''''pron-dizkahlijast?

have you not tried the fried Ochipalian?

we have no quarrel with your franchise. we simply honor our debt to the Rumar by purging the threat they see in humanity. offer terms and we shall listen.

>>51348466
>>51347793
>>51347805
The treaty is set. Along with some minor changes, 200 trillion credits in reperations to the Terrans from the Hive, and ceding of the outer hiveworlds from the hive as well to the Terrans. That is all

>>51343835
Anyonr miss the old retro noblebright scifi opera that had ridiculous alien races that were not just ancient ruins or some mysterioys entity but a legit super Lensman/Culture tier civilization that literally carved the universe to their whims without too much fuss?

I missed that kind of Manga tier style of simple power level escalation even if it was always a bit mary sue and simplistic.

>>51348501

this....is some kind of joke, is it not?

>>51348501
okay now who comin to da peace meetin

>>51348498
As much as it pains me to say, we have to end the conflict one way or another

>>51348521
It isn't. You will pay for Plorax and Terran Industry and lives. Also, 10 trillion from both sides in reperation for mistreatment and supposed consumption of POWS and civilians.

>>51348501
>>51347755
This is the actual treaty. Our communications were hacked.

Koruul, my old friend, a moment of your time, if you would.

All POW's will be consigned to 10 years of Noodle Bites service regardless of the outcome of this conflict

>>51348606
yea

>>51348630
No, we will not accept this.

>>51348639

these people don't seem to understand the rules of war. they're losing, yet offer no concession, and dare to make demands. they think prisoners have value beyond foodstuffs.

I do not know how they evolved in such a primitive fashion. do you not pity them?

>>51348630
If this passes, we have some conditions to their treatment.

>No sterilization
>No genetic modification
>Fair Treatment
>No Abuse
>Officers should not work.

>>51348644
Be glad they aren't being chipped and forced into permanent servitude. 10 years is a merciful sentence for those who broke the peace.

>>51348688
Of course, we run on legitimate labor, only pure savages are subject to any overly hostile treatment

>>51348678
I pity you, filth.

>>51348709
Good. Also, will you allow for contact between the POWS and their families? Also, what happened to that astro-burger?

>>51348678
i eat dem my good friend i eat them they need no pity

>>51348727

what? how did you get on the flagship?
your primitive blade cannot piece my exoskeleton, TERRAN SCUM!

>>51348771
ALL FORCES, OPEN FIRE. CAPTURE THE WAR HERDER!

>>51348751
POWS will be able to use HyperNet communication during their breaks, but their communications will have to be monnitored.
Astro Burger's forces seem to have abandoned their positions and withdrawn into their homeworld. We are unclear what they are planning.

>>51348771
We have the War Herder in the Hangar Bay! Good, we stunned him.

>>51348790
SAVE HIM MY RUMAR CHARGE

>>51348806
Ah, yes. If there is any mistreatment, you will face the wrath of the royal houses.

(We need some kind of map)

>>51348847
(I agree, lets just say this is mostly happeing in the galactic north/ northwest/ near the core.)

>>51348811
Our forces are more than ready to help the terrans.

>>51348882
(whos drawing it)

>>51348847
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Hemaphrodites. We welcome the Exalted Emperor Kinrotos XVI and Empress Xonor III to the negotiations.

>>51348914
(I do not know, but I could draw it. But me drawing it could be shitty, as I am not the best at drawing.)

We need to start these threads every weekend.

>>51348922
Hail Emperor Kinrotos XVI and Empress Xonor III
We hope you will also be a voice of rationality.

>>51348945
We can have a discord or something

>>51348922
hey im missin from dat

>>51348988

No you most certainly are not my loyal friend.

Alas, it is with our sincere regret to announce that with the death of War Herder, Skal''frek-isthun the Kjsst'''latch-ival have withdrawn to their space.

but not before requesting our aid.

Greetings, I am Ambassador ZhaiMyrTwal of Grand Migration Pitohui. I am told the Humans would like to have a word with the Yilwanir? we would very much like to hear how they allowed this to happen.

>>51348956
Ah, yes. If it is not Representative Klotrast. Unfortunately, the War herder is not hear, But Blood Chosed Koruul is here to attend as well.
I believe we have already told you our treaty, have we not. If you have forgotten, here they are, on this datapad.
>>51348501
>>51348575

>>51348945
i agree with him

>>51349002
(fuckin typos)

>>51349003
Sounds reasonable, I say we take it to a vote.

>>51348988
Along with the crusher of stars, conqueror of the Old ones, Blood Chosen Koruul and the Ronak. Ambassador ZhaiMyrTwal is here to represent The war herder, as his surprise disappearance has saddened us.

>>51349002
what old skal is dead who dun it
ILL KILL THEM

>>51349067
We believe it was a Terran commando team trying to capture him for a war crimes trial. Sadly, he was killed by severe decompression from airlock failure. At least, that is what we heard.

we should get a discord though that would help us

I have no idea how to use discord so I'll let someone else set it up

>>51349098
I don't have a discord, so could we use this?

>>51349147
well we must find somthing

>>51349097
We have recovered his body, floating through the void of space. We can return his body to his rightful race, for burial or funeral.

Ok so I have an account already apparently. I'll figure out how to make a group

>>51349157
I suggest we still use 4chan, as we can have a better way to include more species to this game.

>>51349184
okay but how do i get rid of the i am not a robot thing i have

>>51349182
290 replies. Thats a lot!

https://discord.gg/csgav

here we go lads

>>51349217
hang on this one's better I think
https://discord.gg/RtYKZr4

>>51349097
>>51349164

...Oh my.

This...this is a problem.

Give his body to Koruul. His own people would mutilate it for not being able to produce young properly.

I do hope you have a proper solution for all this. Please, let us discuss just what has happened in our absence.

>>51349286
no his own people deserve it we renember him in or souls

>>51349495

I was afraid you'd say that...but very well. We shall carry his body to his people.

>>51349286
We will erect a memorial for him in his people's space. We shall resume negotiations in the morning.

>>51343835

A race that is fully vegetarian. They also have a slaver empire. But they do not see it as such, they see it as animal husbandry.

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God let's just crib Dune and add more tits and ass and call it a day come on you know and I know it's what we all want anyway.