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All of the emperor's personal belongings are discovered

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Ok, let's say, on a planet, a space marine chapter finds several large vaults. These vaults hold many things. Clothes, toys, books, diaries, artifacts, and weapons, and all other things.

They find out later, that these vaults are the full of Emperor's personal belongings from across his life. i.e the teddy bears he slept with as a child, a bottle of his #1 soda brand and the cars he drove.

Word gets out about this to the galaxt at large.

What happens?
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If the personal belongings include experiments, superweapons, or any sort of wacky super science it's probably on lockdown while being investigated indefinitely. If it's just things of personal value I imagine it would just become a shrine world, as those have popped up for much less
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said planet becomes a very impromptu fortress world, and the mechanicum get to work tryna find anything they can use, SM chapter leaders get pissy, and presumably a good amount of chaos bullshit happens.
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>>51324410

Gait knew the stories and the rumours, and knew they were stupid. No dire curse-runes, no pages of human skin or ridiculous incantations to appease dead spirits. It was a small, plain parcel of cloth cover and creamy paper, the writing across each page the regular, even hand of a competent scribe. What ornamentation imaginable by a human mind could go a hundredth of the way to doing justice to what was inside?

The book was held in a neutral gas formulated to prevent the material from ever decaying; the stasis field that filled the room whenever there were no visitors made sure of it. It had acquired scuffs and creases in its days as a working document, but it would acquire no more. Fine wires rested between the pages and in theory the machine could turn the book to whatever clause a reader needed to look at. Gait could not remember it ever being used. The flotilla had plenty of transcripts and copies to use day to day, the masters knew the whole document to the letter.

>There was only one thing worth coming into the chamber to see. Gait crouched down and looked at the last page of the book, the expanse of stiff paper untouched but for three marks.
At the top of the page, in an antiquated hand that made the letters barely recognisable, the signature of Beleusa Phrax. And below it...

>below it, a single letter, written down the dead centre of the page with five beautiful, elegant strokes of a nib: a cross-slashed letter "I."

>And below that, a little mark, a smudge, a dot on the page. Looking at it, as always, Gait seemed to feel the air shudder around him, growing close and thick as though before a storm. He stayed there for nearly an hour, crouched before the case that held the Phrax Charter, staring with meditative intensity at the page and the twofold mark that signed it: the I of Imperator and the single pressed-in drop of blood

Pretty damn valuable. And that's just his autograph.
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>>51324448
>SM get pissy until the mechanicus give them priority picks on sweet loot in exchange for being the first line of defense
>when it's revealed that the Vault contains the Emperor's own holy possessions they change their name and heraldry to something to reflect that
>world becomes cornerstone of faith, industry and military might
FTFY
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>find the emperor's jizz encrusted gym sock
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>>51324801
Pretty sure that would have turned the place into either a nurglite swamp or a holy mushroom garden
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>>51324410
What do they do when they find his smegma bottle?
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>>51326820
They use it as Geanseed for the founding of a new chapter
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What about when they find his porn stash?
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>>51327379
Fap, duh. Pretty sure that's their holy duty.
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>>51324488
I wonder what the Emperor's shitposts are worth... what about his memes?
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