Yugioh is Warhammer 40k

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Yugioh is Warhammer 40k 2017-01-21 04:46:21 Post No. 51322476
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Yugioh is Warhammer 40k Geta Poas 2017-01-21 04:46:21 Post No. 51322476 [Report]

So I've been trying to get good at Yugioh. Key word trying. It's the hardest fucking children's card game you will ever lay eyes on. I could probably more easily lift heavy weights, throw a ball, and become a pro athlete than win a tournament of Yugioh. You think Magic the cuckoldery requires strategy? You don't know what it's like to by the skin of your teeth avoid OTK and live long enough to get raped in three turns.

Which got me to thinking about how it's almost as if Konami wanted Yugioh to be a miniature game rather than a card game. Archetypes are so situaitonal and vacuumed that they play out like an army's specific codex.
Then that got me to thinking about Yugioh's "lore" and how much emphasis there is on demons, parallel dimensions, and metaphysics... which puts into perspective why this game is so bad.

Yugioh is The Warp.

What I mean is everything that is Yugioh exists inside The Warp. I noticed that today as I was playing and using my dragon deck of Doom Virus and Mirror Force Dragon which my opponents called "Cancer Dragons" and I said Papa Nurgle blesses me with longevity as it took them 38 fucking turns to figure out a way around my Trump wall of field wiping.

Six Samurai? Clearly the whankery of some powerful astartes chapter turned heretical. Same goes for Black Luster Soldier. Even sounds like Emperor's Children in being these glorious bastards of elitism.

Double Twisters and Mystic Space Typhoons everywhere. Warp storms.

XYZs are supposed to be "anti-matter" which is unstable and parasitic on it's need for materials. This shit is motherfucking Chaos. Yugioh is what happens when Chaos "wins" at the end of the 41st millenium.

Anonymous 2017-01-21 04:57:10 Post No.51322614
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>So I've been trying to get good at Yugioh. Key word trying. It's the hardest fucking children's card game you will ever lay eyes on. I could probably more easily lift heavy weights, throw a ball, and become a pro athlete than win a tournament of Yugioh. You think Magic the cuckoldery requires strategy? You don't know what it's like to by the skin of your teeth avoid OTK and live long enough to get raped in three turns.

10/10. This post is a work of art.

Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:01:16 Post No.51322655
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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:01:16 Post No.51322655 [Report]

>>51322476
>It's the hardest fucking children's card game you will ever lay eyes on.
Maybe in the sense that it's broken as shit and there are too many damned cards.