/tg/ related humour

How did the dreadnought resist the wiles of the Slaaneshi cultist?

>EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SWERVE

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>>51315949

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>>51315949

Even in death, I still serve

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this is a top-tier thread.

If sex is within the domain of Slaneesh, why does Tzeentch have a Thousand Sons?

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>>51316161
Do Orks even pee?

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>>51316752

>>51316650
I liked that thread.

>>51316752
Probably, squigs hang around "the drops" which I always figured was their toilets. The squigs would give some unlucky orks a nasty surprise.

>>51317165
Maybe they are monotreme and have a cloaca.

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>>51317231
pmuch every game I've ever played has been a combination of these two comics

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>>51317331
>human creatures are immune to shotgun based attacks
LOL
>>51316640

>>51317165
I imagined that "The Drops" was just where they dumped all the leftover pieces of meat and fungus from brewin', cookin', skinnin', fightin', and doktorin'

>>51317416
blood and iron

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>>51315978
I wish this synced

>>51317448
Holy shit my sides

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>>51316077
underrated

>>51317484
They're also known as the plops.
It's where they shit.

>>51316077
That's a paladin?

>>51318394
I guess you could say he's a sexual tyrannosaurus

>>51316017

Ah, classic /tg/

>>51316664

10/10

>>51317158
I need to know more about this thread.

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>>51318586
Gotchu.

>>51318394
>>51318547
BUNCHA SLACK JAW'D FAGGOTS AROUND 'ERE

>>51318595
I swear /tg/ always delivers.

>>51316752
Orks produce no bodily waste, due to their extremely efficient digestive systems. To release toxins and zero-content waste material, they go on /tg/ and orkpost aggressively.

>>51316752

In Space Wolves novel written by William King, Ragnar in hiding got pissed by a ork.

>>51315885
>Why does the Emperor of Mankind suck at comedy?

>Because he can't do standup.

>>51317416
blood and iron

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>>51317448
Fucking 10/10

blood and iron

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>>51317416
Blut und Eisen

>>51318444
That's a grudging.

>>51316336
Good parental planning. Slannesh makes all the babies, but they end up in Tzeentchs custody because Slannesh always shows up drugged at court.

>>51316336

PLANNED parenthood

>>51319274
Kek

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>>51316017

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>>51317434
>Total War comes out
>Mannlet is the top dog, only rivaled by Azhag
>Gets nerfed into oblivion when Vlad comes out, and Vlad is hilariously overpowered to the point of taking back the top spot
POETRY IN MOTION

>>51316650
That was an amazing thread. That concept needs more art.

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>>51316650

>>51318595
>>51318632
Still basking in the fact that I'm in what's shaping up to be a well-loved cap.

>>51317416
BLOOD AND IRON

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>>51318584

>>51317416
BLOOD AND IRON!!!!

I have a really good joke
>Pathfinder

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>>51315885

>>51320068
Okay I'm pretty sure that is Incase.
I'm also pretty sure 90% of characters have dicks, regardless of their gender.
And I'm pretty sure one guy is going to get buttfucked, but not the one on the right, as he's not feminine enough.
So does anyone have source, or do I have to reverse search it and have google remember it until the end of times?

>>51316017
>power word: ill
Sick moves, brah.

>>51320583
Pretty sure thats Alfie, Incases long running comic, doesn't have dickgirls funnily enough

>>51317416
Blood And Iron.

>>51320583
that's his comic buttsmithy.

thus far there's been traps, but the trap was dominated by a shortstack milf, and there's been no dickgirls thus far.

http://buttsmithy.com/

>>51317448
While that's funny as shit, Star Trek has really affected people's perceptions of a ship's bridge. They call it "standing watch" for a reason.

>>51321289
I think in the environment of a spaceship where digital consoles are handled much more like a computer, sitting down at your workdesk is a fair assumption as compared to a 16th century sailship where a lot of tasks only briefly required you to go check a table, then go back to walking around the ship to take care of things.

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>>51317416
Blood and Iron!

>>51321417
Anon, the watch stands up their whole watch period even today. Standing up helps you stay alert and mobile.

>>51317416
Blood and Iron

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>>51317416
Blood and Iron

>>51320583
>Okay I'm pretty sure that is Incase
the fact that those are the only two faces he draws didn't immediately tell you hat it was Incase?

>>51317416
blood and iron

>>51317416
Blood and Iron

>>51318725
In Caves of Ice, Magot tells Cain she shot an ork right up his wazoo as he was taking a piss.

>>51317416
Blood and iron
all hail the glow cloud.

>>51318725
i believe that orks piss and shit in "Grunts" by Mary Gentle

>>51317416
Blood and Iron

>>51322333
Is there more of this I would read/watch this any day

>>51322653
Nope, as far as I know that's the only one.

>>51319438
This fucking slays me every time.

>>51317721
I want to know more about this story, like if that cat ever came back, and how.

>>51316162
tfw no Deep One gf

>>51320583
Incase isn't just about dickgirls and traps. He also loves MILFs, shortstacks, and women with hairy pits and muffs.

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>>51318444

>>51318070
lol'd hard

>>51317484

Yeah, its actually the shitter.

>>51317748

This is hilarious

>>51324690
It's too fucking good. Guessing it's a deliberate joke, but have seen way too many anons act exactly like that here to not hold out hope someone actually wrote that stuff seriously.

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>>51317416
Blood & Iron

>>51324809
>All things must come to an end
isn't nurgle the exact opposite of that? Because IIRC he's the god of stagnation. Something ending would be change, which would be tzeentch

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>>51324837
Rot and decay as well. It's all ending all the time, no changes or differences but a steady, inexorable, and inevitable end.

>>51319392
What we'd like to see more often

>>51317748
>Who designed this, an alien?

>>51317331
That's a pretty awesome dm.

>>51324450
4/6 shit.

>>51325591
Shit, I could've used that earlier this week.

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>>51325254
It's not like you have to actively seek this stuff our or anything. It's really annoying that his porn is constantly broadcast to every home.

>>51325928
>finally get home after a split shift, fall asleep on the couch
>woken at 4AM for mandatory futa teacher sticks it in trap student's mouth broadcast

every time

>>51320583
/tg/: discovery of porn and more porn through reaction images

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Huh. Just found out that Incase is a bag design company. Makes sense, but it makes me wonder if InCase did research on his nom de porno ahead of time.

>>51317231
Dawww, that ork needs a tavern wench.

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>>51326369
Or an elf

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>>51316077

>>51316017
>Biggie on the helm
lost

>>51317589
Am i the only one wh thinks those staves look like pizza shovel thingies?

>>51317331
This is adorable, is there more?

>>51317448
>4chan literally cannot conceive of standing for an extended period of time

>>51328158
Well we arent savages

>>51321798
well memed, take my up vote good sir

>>51318070
Goddamn, that's good.

>>51318853
dat file name do

>>51324837
Nurgle is the god of resignation to the inevitable. When you accept that none of your efforts will change something, and choose instead to embrace it, that is the feeling upon which Nurgle feeds.

>>51327926
>Welcome to astropathic pizza, delivering anywhere in the known galaxy, your order in 30 years or less or your money back.

>>51326444
lewd.

>>51322749
Damn, that was gold to read.

>>51318352
Kek, just read that. Top-tier fic, need more/10.

>>51320483
Voting Basphiark

>>51326213
>Filename
>Not ALL CAPS
HO. HO. HO.

>>51324809
For a long time after I got into 40, I thought these were the Gods.

>>51324837
Nurgle is about depression and acceptance. Both of those things work into his whole "rot everything, then control what blooms afterwards."

Just look at Nurgle's Rot. It kills the person then turns their soul into a Plaguebearer. Unsure if it is the same thing that causes the Zombie Plague, but I think it is.

>>51325591
As a forever GM this is a pretty helpful tip desu

>>51315885
>Eagle Ordinary
>"humour"

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>>51326213
RIP

>>51334982
I do believe that's technically Facebook humor as opposed to /tg/ humor

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>>51335174
>/tg/ related

>>51318384
best thread

>>51321636
At that point the question is 'Does doing this the old-fashioned way still have a point, or is it just an old tradition we're trying to justify?'
Like making sure that shoes are polished even though modern shoes don't need to be polished anywhere near as often, or having contests for breaking down a 19th-century cannon and hauling it over a wall.

>>51317748
Holy fuck, how did I just now realize that this is Europe turned sideways? I must have seen this a million times...

>>51336648
Kek. He fused Spain with France too though, so it's no completely Europe

>>51336691
There are a few other differences such as the location of Iceland, no Ireland, the shapes of some seas, etc., but there are too many dead giveaways that make it unmistakable.

I somehow hadn't seen this before, so it's definitely my favorite thing to come out of this thread.

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>>51336865
>iceland
Oh shit I hadn't noticed kek

>no ireland
Probably no one noticed that one tho

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>>51336909
>Probably no one noticed that one tho
Because nothing of value was lost?

Dohohohohohoho!

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>>51336949
>Because nothing of value was lost?

>>51336865
>but there are too many dead giveaways that make it unmistakable.
The "looks like a boot" comment is a big one. Don't know how many times I've heard people pointing that out when they look at Italy on a map.

>>51336691
Also fucked up the Black Sea.

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>>51319371
100/10

>>51324905
>decay
You're forgotting that nurgle is renewal as well

>>51318595
>Sokka posts on 4chan

>>51337289
that's adorable

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>>51337709

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>>51336909
>>51336949

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>>51326015
>woken at 4AM for mandatory futa teacher sticks it in trap student's mouth broadcast
I want to know where this universe is, and I want to fucking live in it.

>>51337828
Aww, I love you cunts, but the joke was just too easy.

>>51337828
Irishmen are nice an much better than those filthy english

>>51337836
Please heavily consider suicide

>>51325554
what and or how?

>>51338216
pretty sure it's art anon

>>51333567
No, no, it's not death who's got memory problems

>>51325928
Magic: The Gathering in a nutshell.

>That "summoning sickness"
>That giant 10/10 squirrel pumped by magic
>That huge cyclop smashing a single goblin because >no trample

Like pottery

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Every time.

>>51338535

>That incredibly powerful win condition defeated by a single counter-spell or removal
>That smug mono blue player who never plays creatures.

>>51340270
God damn, all these years since high school and I still hate reading czechglish.

>>51339536

Is this supposed to be like "London Life"?

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>>51326213
... I am sad now..

>>51340270
>>51342236
Since most of you people probably can't decipher that, it's the "War never changes" speech from Fallout written in "czechglish", or some other slavshit bastardization of English.

And I fucking hate it. I hate it so much.

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>>51342338
Man's Life, one of the pulpy late 40's-50's magazines about manly men punching Japs and wildlife while rescuing pinup models and seducing leather-clad Nazi torturer-sluts.

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>>51342430

>>51326435
How was this world generated? /tg/ input?

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>>51342447
I always wanted to get my hands on some of those. I imagine that scans can be found online, but I really want the feel of that cheap paper in my fingers as I read about All-American Joe fending off a swarm of tiny monsters to protect his buxom companion.

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>>51342487
>this is a true imperial victory

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>>51342447
>what_really_happened_to_major_tom.jpg

>>51342401
Never read phonetic transcription of English, you might have an aneurysm.

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>>51326435
All of my what

>>51343157
What kind of transcription? Actual proper IPA transcription? Or any kind of transcription that actually preserves the pronunciation? I'm fine with that. My problem with czechglish is that it fucks with your pronunciation. It fucks with your pronunciation so bad. It's like trying to learn English by reading English text trancribed into Japanese kana. It sounds like shit, and if you start speaking English like that you're gonna sound like shit too.

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>>51343341
I think he might mean this

>>51343515
Oh, that. I remember reading that in college.

Yeah, English is pretty crazy. But that just means we need to take care of it to preserve its mutual intelligibility between different speakers, not let it mutate like a chaos spawn until nobody knows what the fuck anyone else is talking about.

>>51337145
The location of Britain is incorrect too, its not that close to the Netherlands

>>51342487
>clip

>>51343515
>after trying the verse a frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labor to reading six lines aloud
What a faggot. I'm pretty sure I got everything right on my 5th or 6th try, unless I forgot one exception
Also, Molière > Shakespear

>>51344421
Mon nègre

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>>51316017

>>51342714
This mentality is ridiculous. Why not find something that actually works (because, let's face it, it's a game and trying to win is part of playing a game) and create interesting fluff around what actually works?

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>>51342487
>A fix

>>51319438
This. It just made my day. Fing heretics.

>>51343515
>haunt but aunt
But those do rhyme.

>>51346834
aunt is too high tone at the start.
hɔːnt/ɑːnt, see the difference

>>51346957
aunt can be pronounced to rhyme with haunt.

>>51347180
A lot of words rhyme in the poem, I think it's just the general pronunciation which is played on for some words. E.g a french won't know (if he doesn't speak english) the difference between haunt and aunt because the h is silent in french

>>51346834
It's 'ant' or 'awnt'

>>51347233
A good number of them are borrow words too. Mostly from french.

>>51346834
For some ungodly reason it's acceptable to pronounce "aunt" like "ant". In fact, in some circles pronouncing it correctly will get you looks.

>>51347665

I come from some strange amalgamation where it's "aunt" when you're referring in the abstract (my aunt mentioned...) but "ant" when honorific (This is Aunt Joan). Same thing with pecans -- PEE-cans when a pie or a tree, pi-KAHNS when an ingredient instead of the whole damn dish.

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>>51347931

>>51338445
Sorry, I forgot

>>51343515
tried a blind readthrough.

I've never even heard of some of these words.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02VrSB4IDnk

>>51321243
>Ugly
Delet this

>>51347904
Grimgor is best

>>51346834
I've always said aunt like "ant" if I was talking about one of my auntsI pronounce the plural correctly though, but I'd pronounce aunt correctly if I attached it to a name such as Aunt Susan would be "awnt" Susan

>>51347904
oh man does someone have the version with Curze?

>>51347904
You forgot "orginal character donot steal"

>>51348666
Well, he is and you are.

>>51345472
because by the time you have got an army that works that is finished, it no longer works, and almost every army that 'works' is boring as fuck based around one stupid op unit.

>>51349692
I just got finished my dark eldar army(my first army), and I've been adjusting loadouts based on my opponents' shit.

I'm 7-1-0 and am still building and adjusting as games go on.

anecdotal as fuck, but I'm playing to have fun, and adjusting as I play in order to actually match up with my opponents is fun as shit, and adds to the strategy element.
>opp is vehicle/high armor heavy? run dark lances
>lots of infantry? swap out dark lances with splinter cannons
>do they have units I need to deal with? deep strike in reavers
>is there a big guy I need to worry about? assault with my talos

being static is boring.

>>51349762
I've done the same thing, adjusting my army to fight space wolves, tyrannids and eldar.

If you are the person adjusting your army the most you will stomp every game and it isn't fun.

If you aren't adjusting as much as they are you get stomped every game and its not fun.

If you adjust just as much as each other then it is a horrible cascade resulting in abject cheese armies that are really fucking boring to play.

>>51349946
I tell my opp what I'm playing before we start, they do the same. I assume they're adjusting as I am, then we play.

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>>51342487
>Clip

>>51349692
Maybe play a better game, then?

>>51345659
beer and science