What if potions had high viscosity?

They would require more actions to use

>>51296045
You mean low viscosity? Low viscosity is what's shown in your little webum. High viscosity is water.

>>51296045
You mean like regular potions?

Remember, it's always a good idea to double-check your funposting for simple mistakes before hitting the Post button.

>>51296088

>Viscosity

>1. of a glutinous nature or consistency; sticky; thick; adhesive.
>2. having the property of viscosity.

>>51296088
That's wrong dummy.

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What are you guys going on about?

>>51296088
The other two anons are right, but for some reason lots of people make your mistake. i guess the word just isn't used often.

>>51296045
Then it would be better to eat out a tube.

>>51296169

Do medieval-type fantasy worlds have tubes?

So...
Do you chew on it?

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>>51296045
>the dyslexic
>WHAT IF POTIONS HAD HIGH VELOCITY

>>51296148
Aw fuck that's right

I always get high and low viscosity mixed up.

It's like high-tolerance and low-tolerance low-tolerance means it's made better

>>51296186
You can use a sheep bladder or something

>>51296348

My sheep familiar isn't going to like that.

>>51296045
Lessened risks of pulmonary aspiration.

>>51296308
Unless you're talking about tolerance of foreign bodies. High tolerance to lactose would be better than low tolerance.
But yeah, low tolerance = tight standarts in industry.

>>51296045
>Jam sandwich of healing
>Pancake with syrup that provides fire immunity

>>51296356
Somehow I imagine your sheep familiar has put up with worse

>>51296955
>baker alchemist
>sugar cookie healing potions, cupcakes of cat's grace, banana bread of expeditious retreat, fruitcake of stoneskin, cherry pie of protection from evil, wedding cake of geas.

>>51297165
> wedding cake of geas
pls no

>>51297165
>An entire batch of healing rolls is cursed because you mistakenly used Evil yeast

>>51297165
Guards now actually have to take Stolen Sweetrolls seriously.

>>51296045
Then they'd be lotions.

>>51297242
>let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
>Hell yeah, they stole my sweetroll! That fucker had Haste, Blurstrike and Greater Bulls Strength all rolled into one!
>That sweet makes me into a one man killing machine and is worth more than ten of you put together!
>That's it, go get your captain, I'm informing him of your sarcastic attitude.

The Tales of series uses fruit flavored gel as healing items

>>51296248
>ROCKET PROPELLED HEALTH POTIONS
>GET HEALED YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK

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>>51297657

>>51297657
you can't handle my strongest lotions

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>>51296045
>w viscosity? Low viscosity is what's shown in your little webum. High viscosity is water.
>>>
> Anonymous 01/19/17(Thu)15:36:42 No.51296109▶
>>>51296045 (OP)
What if potions were Bingham plastics?

>>51299753
Shit

>>51299047
>Hey, I need healing!
>Ftssssss
>OH NO! NOT LIKE THIS!

>>51297183
Hey, they said their vows, that just ensures they keep them.

>>51297165
aw shit what if you get injured and your throat becomes blocked?
and your ass too?

>>51299047
>become a cleric
>heal niggaz a township away while you grow fat in the comfort of your own home

>>51299337
Lotion seller, please! I am going to the beach, and I need your strongest lotions!

>>51297165
Be careful, the last time my group found healing potion cookies, they were made of children.

>>51301901
but how did they taste?

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>>51301953
Snake, that's disgusting.

>>51301968
Disgusting, huh?

>>51301953
Witch-made cookies: They're Tragically Delicious!

>>51296045
>Alright guys lemme drink this potion
>HURK HURK CHEW CH-COUGH-COUGH
>Oh shit someone help Hanz he's choking again

>>51296088
I.. wut? I cant... have you never... Google is your friend man

>>51296084
First post best post

>>51296248
HIGH SPEED HEALING

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>>51299047
>>51296248
>>51296045
>High viscosity healing gel nanites
>Robot that injects humans with healing nanites
>Syringe is located in groin
>Syringe extends before us as it must be protected inside the chasis when not in use
>Robot holds you in place as to ensure optimal injection site during healing process
>Robot gently rocks you with strong arms to ensure you will be calm, the less calm you are, the more robot shakes you
>Robot can also spray topical nanites if its a surface wound
>Nanites can also be ingested orally

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>>51297165
>>51297183
>wedding cake of geas.

>>51300727
>Hey, they said their vows, that just ensures they keep them.

>>51297242
Sweetroll of delayed fireball

>"Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll"
>'Hears explosion'
>"Yep"

>>51301718
In case of emergency, insert cookies into stab wounds

>>51303548
>I want a divorce
>instantly dies

>>51299770
Yes. Like shit

>>51297165
>Souffle of disintegration

No wonder it takes a master to make them.