SS13: The Moon Miners Edition

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDPUdUGJpjc

Post space filk you plebs. Minus Ten and Counting is my favorite space filk album, but Carmen Miranda's ghost and Finity's end are great too.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqL7Yllgeew
(pic unrelated)

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Speaking of Billy Mays and swords, Lee wanted forging to be a thing. I don't know if Mezzo is here to chime in because apparently he had this idea 2 years ago, but what are general thoughts on it? Lee hasn't extrapolated any details, but wants to be able to make armor and weapons.

I think it'd be interesting to be able to do more dynamic trading and be able to supply Centcomm or maybe minor Space Factions with weapons for points, and with more points at times for different weapons like Animal Crossing and fruit.

Maybe smelting could be expanded (I don't know shit about real world forging though) so there'd be different types of metals, but I think that actually Goon has this and it'd just be copying. I've never played on Goon so someone confirm or deny this.

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I wanted to make his suit grey but it's 2003 image quality so the magic wand is being shit

>>51286797
dis be bretty gud

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>>51287141
The shitler armory picture fits in so many pictures, I'm so glad that I have the pic.

so is father relaxe still ruining every round and ddosing the server when he gets robusted or did someone take care of him irl yet

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Space Drow and Dorfs as player races when?

>>51289453
Drow get better nightvision and toxin resistance.

Dwarves are slightly heat and alcohol resistant and smaller. They can only have the very long beard or the dwarf beard.

Bump of assured friendliness.

Someone make the dorf poll because apparently mine was shit.

>>51289712
http://www.strawpoll.me/12145294
Fine, I did it you big baby.

>>51289453
> Space Drow
Login as Llolf, hide in trashcans where you belong.
> Dwarves
Login as a kid with a dorf beard.

I also made this because I know some people don't like having dorf every weeked, like we've been doing for the past few weeks.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12145329

>>51286655

Forging was on hold until we redid the materials system to work more like reagents, and we also would need enough ideas to justify making a whole new crafting station, especially when the Autolathe could potentially work.

Medieval arms and armor are neat, but if that's all it can make, it's more or less exclusively a Griff machine.

Not that I really have much input about what changes are made to the code anymore.

>>51292013
>someone went through to the /obj/ parent and hardcoded a ton of material amount vars for every material type instead of using a list or datum
im still mad

>>51292013
cargo can already order guns the bridge aint hard to break into the armory is a gun daycare people are free to pick up their gat at and science can do a list of particularly fuck you inducing things
if someone is gunna griff and they are gunna choose to do it as a medieval knight
props to them honestly

>>51292165
Though this is perhaps the most poorly constructed post I've seen in a while, I agree with its point.
Chain mail, plate and swords WHEN?

>>51292264
I wouldnt go with forging probably just make it off-station goodies thats difficult to transport

>>51292361
That's acceptable.
Is there already sprites for medieval armor/weapons? or would they have to be made?

>>51292013
> justify making a whole new crafting station, especially when the Autolathe could potentially work.

Yeah we could steal guns from the armory instead of making wooden crossbows.

or spend TC instead of making facemelt-acid bombs.

BUT WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT?

>>51292013
Make it a ghetto way of doing stuff autolathe can do.
Or make any crafting done with metal require forging to be a sadist, imagine fags rushing to forge up enough rods to create the frame work just to expand dorf. I don't actually remember how construction works.

>>51292608
engineering having a autolathe is okay. cargo too.

science.. can build its own.

but a public autolathe is a bit much i agree.

>should get back to SS13
>apathy strikes
>cry

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>>51292013
>a whole new crafting station
What we would need is an anvil and some blacksmith tools like: hammer and tongs.
>Not that I really have much input about what changes are made to the code anymore.
You can still commit code can't you?
>>51292112
I had plans to rework this at some point in the past. soon
>>51292403
They'd have to be made. Although I remember seeing a sword somewhere, I think.
>>51292361
Having a system of forging might be neat but we'd have to make it so people can autism it. Involving pixel x/y to forge might be a good way to go about it. Impurities in the metal might be a good way too. Selling the swords can then involve some check for craftsmanship.

>>51293673
its too much a specialized crafting thing that cant really be expanded or have a lot of complexity that takes advantage of the world

in the end your powergamer sword will still be used to whack people to death by rapidly clicking on them until they stop bleeding

8 people on.

>>51295644
Lets not overuse the term powergamer.
when there is many other options which are both faster and better then the item in question it is in no way powergamey
and if you have to say "well yeah but if the armory is totally gone there is no flare guns around somebody melted the hatches in botany removed all the plasma gas on the station and deconstructed all the autolathes and science machines THEN haha then when the station is a apocalyptic wasteland THEN the man with sword is king" then its very NOT powergamey
Also powergaming is when you go out of your way to be as "good" as possible you have to have the "best" equipment at the ready as soon as possible and usually with some unfair advantage is it not?
how is a sword any different than a hatchet as far as scariness and how is it any worse than the much easier to access stunprod or baton?
people just want something to add to their autism fort and a reason to dress as knights,if its the fucking space age make the armor have shitty values and make the weapons do a normal amount of damage you beanbag

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>>51293673
>we will soon live in an age when you can craft together chainswords

>>51298059
in the end the weapon would need to be reasonably powerful and robust to warrant making
depending on how its made it may be easy or hard to make it into a good weapon
in the end it will either be SORD tier shit that nobody will use it outside gimmicks or so good that it becomes armory standard.
>reason to dress as knights
nigga plenty of reason to do it and id do it all the time except i'd be a crossbowman its just making entire forge crafting system surrounding a gimmick but also trying to make it fall into normal gameplay is not a good idea

safety bump

To the bartender who I helped remodel the bar:
Thank you so fucking much for helping me get into the game, and essentially giving me a tutorial that went over the essentials and didn't suck ass like most do. I can't remember your name but I am immensely looking forward to playing more of this game. Also, if anybody reads this, can you post a pic of the bar?

Anyways, thank you for a awesome time, spessman

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>>51300761
>being taught interior decoration by irvan
you have much more to learn friend

>>51300831
Ah, thank you.

I think he has good taste in design.

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>>51300831
We're playing Everyone is John right now.

>>51300831
I'm pretty shit yeah, but I try.

>>51300761
Oops didn't reply to your post.

I usually suck at teaching noobies because my autism is pretty dry compared to most, but it was fun. Thanks for the "cheers" and tablecloth idea, I'll try to code them.

>relaxe ruins yet another round
When will it end?

>>51301877
when you flood arrivals with plasma before griffing him and gibbing the body

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I've forgotten how fun it is to play tabletop in SS13 with you lads.

>>51302236
Thanks Irvan. I tried to do my best at DMing a game I barely played

>>51301936
It looks like we might have to do this. It's not like he's robust enough to get out of it. It will filter out everyone but Relaxe if we flood arrivals with plasma pre-emptively. Can we get a map change to reflect this? Thanks!

>>51302380
Very fun Everyone is John, Cash. I'm not good at it because I don't have the balls, but goddamn Lee was on a roll and that was good enough for me.

>>51302742
local spacemen do nothing as everyone they know and love dies a slow and painful death

>>51302742
the right side of the carpet looks good, but the way it tapers and curls on the left side is terrible
walling off the kitchen and renovating it was done well, and I like the idea of the forward service are
but why are the plants public and not kitchen private
but why where kitchen and bar machines separated out into a shitty little room fully detached from the kitchen
but why did you anchor a door not to a wall, but to a goddamn vendor
lot of wasted space north of the table
needs card tables
isolated piano because ???
I like the idea of ambient spess behind a window, but that really could be done in a more secure way

the kitchen has a big middle space that goes unused, and the quasi-hallway leading to the serving bar eats up a lot more
if you lower the plants by a space or two, re-arranging the machines, you can pull the serving bar back, and open up a lot of space for guests between the serving bar and the front doors

Good effort, bad hustle. I look forward to future projects.

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>father relaxe is ddosing the server again

Ok, folks.

What are your number 1 !FUN! ways to show a newbie the ropes?

I generally go
1: teach to equip internals (covers inventory management, hands, use of menus, some UI, clothes)
2: different intents (contextual interface, interacting with other people, socialising in SS13)
3: FIGHT ME OR DIE (knowledge others may wish to hurt them, basic robusting skills)
4: First aid (first aid)

I find that tends to cover the basics. What do you guys like to do?

>>51303989
1.how to even (the basics) speak drop swap etc
2.how to nigger (break open walls and doors hack machines etc)
3.intent (slap wrists choke hug punch)
4.medical in its entirety
5.advanced niggerdom (how to ambush what weapons to use where to get weapons what to use in a pinch,psychological warfare,improvised weapons)
0.1 (the golden rule above all else) have fun

>>51303989
like the guy who showed me the ropes its always, put on your internals, take them off and stuff them back in your pack, smoke a cig, make a bomb.

>>51286245
When will we dwarf again?

>>51305628
http://www.strawpoll.me/12145294/
The poll is still missing a vote to confirm dorf. That being said, freeman said he'll dorf on his own if he has to this weekend so I guess we're not getting around it.
I'll throw up a poll for the starting time once this poll get enough votes to satisfy me.

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>>51302842
>Wanted the left side to be a waiting room for guests, never got to finish it
>The side room was supposed to be a serving boys room, so they'd come out with a drink.
>Initially there were two chairs so the left of the big table so that space was needed to get around, but then wasn't needed
>Wanted to put a table there but there wasn't any need as we played Everyone is John
>forgot to put the seat for the piano
>kitchen was kind of just given the "fuck it I'm tired of renovating" treatment

This took like 5 hours so I decided to stop working on it by this point. I'll use this for a model in the future and improve on it as it's not a bad concept. Also couldn't find a place to put the bar and I fucked up by not connecting all of service together but I tried by making those maint doors bar access only.

>>51305707
Also the botany trays glass thing in the waiting room was because I gave the new guy the choice for the coloring of the floor on that side and I didn't have the heart to put walls on them, so I put glass there and improvised.

>>51305707
Small tip: curtains are more comfy than walls.

9 votes for dorf tonight.
Here's the poll for the starting time:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12153067

>>51305741
Pro tip: Curtains are not comfy at all. One may even say they're uncomfy.

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Amputated and gibbed torsos as temporary shields when?

>>51303989
1. basic movement and how to grab stuff
2. what to eat/drink to die more slowly
3. some basic constructions

i find that telling people
>clicking on something is basically like doing "Use [thing in active hand] on [thing you clicked]" would be in a text adventure
actually gets them going very quickly. some item interactions dont do this because they were added late and design philsophies shift between coders, but for basic getting around it helps. i think the only really basic thing where it fails is changing clothes but theres a hotkey for it anyway so who cares

t. father relaxe

>>51306825
>40kg+ on one hand

>>51308816
leave it to an unrobost idiot to teach people to move around and eat things rather than how to murder people

>>51308948
how to click spaceman comes with time
you must
>click spaceman before he clicks you
>click on spaceman faster than he can click you

>>51309207
is masterful art

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>>51306445
Oh hey look. It's the reason I went back to servers where an adult can climb over a table like a normal human being.

>>51308875
While with the other hand he hip fires a BAR accurately enough on full auto to kill, what, seven people with one twenty round mag?

Realism may not ave been a goal.

>>51309271
Its not about the movie, its SS13, you can dual wield riot shotguns, but you need to use grab on body parts and drag them around.

>>51305741
The sprite needs work, and I think they're still indestructible?

>>51305741
Thats the wrongest thing I've heard in these threads in a while. Curtains are garbage.

>>51309362
if you arrange them behind a window to build autismo-houses its not that bad. the only thing that bothers me is the lack of varations

>>51309431
they were more or less and experiment in an object with opacity but no desnity

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okay dorf is going up in a bit once we get enough players
changes:
>finally fixed space transitons to dorf, going out of Z1 no longer means you get spaced, you can just travel back in the reverse direction to go back
>carp spawns made harder
>mecha carp will now fuck walls up
>lee committed a bunch of stuff without putting any notes in his changelog so god help you
>adien made an autosmelt mode for the smelter, won't create alloys but will smelt through anything else
>security belts now hold most handguns and revolvers, belt descriptions now reflect more precisely what they can hold
>all types of engineering dispensers (pipe, disposal, conveyor) were halved in price to encourage their use in early game
>carp will now fuck up turrets
>"asteroid mining drill" which creates ore every set amount of time when supplied with power from a wire while on an asteroid turf
>asteroid drills have decreased efficiency when placed near other drills but will consume the same amount of power
>nuke disc no longer restricted from moving z levels
>space icons are no longer a hash based on position so they look the same every round, they're just random now (I bet you never realized they were the same anyways)
>irvan made it so you can use a screwdriver on a melon to turn it into a helmet (helmets with +1000 potency are better than security helmets)

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>>51310302
>>lee committed a bunch of stuff without putting any notes in his changelog so god help you

>>51310302
Or you can read the changelog which I updated neatly

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>>51311053
people dont read that shit you and I both know
I only use it when im too lazy to check tortise

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>>51310302
>carp are harder
>carp kill turrets
>carp kill walls
but now how will people go to bed?

everything will be dead by the time people wake up unless there's more laser cannons than walls

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>>51311340
more dakka

>>51311362
more dakka is good
but more dakka is not possible super early on
carp are going to wreck everyone in the first few hours because there's going to be a dozen turrets for the whole station at absolute best

>>51311340
Ever think of hazzard floors?

>>51311395
there's tons of ways to make defense early on, grilles windows lasers fortifications through sandbags, brick walls, security barriers,

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dorf is up
we currently have one player

>>51311812
I'll get on soon but I'm going to do a fucking terrible job at dorf because I've only played once

What do you lads listen to while playing the game?

Also, is it metagaming if I use the same character name between rounds?

>>51311955
Between rounds is fine, but dying as Jim Bob and respawning as Jim Bob within the same round is bad.

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>>51311486
How about a emergency beacon that spawns in npc-soldiers to fight the carp?

>>51312040
or a supply shuttle full of very drunk
тoвapищи
difficulty would be getting them in a good area to fight they're pretty much just turrets

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6 (six) whole niggers on dorf HIGH VELOCITY DORF

>>51312083
https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0

>>51311812
>doesn't announce dorf time slot
>doesn't announce that it's going up
>doesn't announce that it started

that's your own damn fault

9 on now

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Snake, do you think a disco party could be born on the battlefield?

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for the new guy

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>i accidentally shot freeman while he was helping me with a mosin

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>leave cargo for 10 minutes to build something
>shit strewn all over the floor again

So, is dorf going on?

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>>51317061
yes

>>51317103
i just got into it and i'm dying with no help anywhere near me, because i'm dumb

>>51308816
>relaxe
Can you please stop DDOSing the server already? We get the point. You're mad. Thanks. not really, no one thanks you for anything because you are shit and have never not been shit

>>51317103
The turrets on your pic keep trying to kill me

>>51317555
And they just succeded

>>51317571
>>51317555
It was probably relaxe who sets them up. He likes to "le ebin le griff :^)" with hidden hazard floors and no IFF turrets and shit all the time.

Okay guys, I want to try and get a hang of a few jobs but do so in an environment where theres no stress.
Is there a way to get a specific private server set up just for myself, running a specific version of SS13 (like tgstation, for example) so I can experiment?

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>>51319742
You can go to their wiki and find their source under "how to contribute". Then you can compile and host it yourself.
d20 is closed source though. So you may end up learning stuff that's not applicable here.

Dorf is kill, reverting to mini.

gordon's masochistic idea to make carp attck turrets have ensured dorf will not survive the overnight period
gg frohmen

>>51319819
>being closed source

>>51319898
Did you know the server pauses when there's no people connected?
>>51319917
>being open source

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>tfw your metafriend lies to you and betrays you

>>51320013
kill him.

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Oh dorf died, rip.

Every week we fail because of a new nerf, and the next we prevail. My fellow dorfs, do not lose hope. We must get our strongest minds on defence development.

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>>51320907
I really wish we hadn't done meme floors outside
and we would try to set something up off station
all adien wanted to do was complain that he didn't have any magic crate teleporter

I'll be on to play around 3 pm est today lads

Or when there's people

>>51321255
Disco floors giving off light when

Light not being retardedly bad when

>>51321255
>all adien wanted to do was complain that he didn't have any magic crate teleporter
I just wanted to not spend 10 tedious minutes on every loot expedition pushing shit back with an extra 5 for getting everything through an airlock.
Then I tried it your way and started placing disposal pipes to make looting less shit. For some reason I died because potatomen are shit and it was getting late anyway so I just went to bed at that point.

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>>51322103
>ended with a disposal outlet in the middle of cargo

the idea was you make pipes out to the area you're going to mine and then return objects there and shove them back towards the station, not set up a trash network that dumps everything in cargo all over the station

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Compiling and hosting dorf.
We'll start 2pm EST or when we get 6 people in the lobby.

Join the damn lobby we have 5 people

>>51323290
>>51323505
And now we have 6, here we go!

ok since we're too retarded to respawn HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE SHORT SHORT VERSION

9 on dorf and we're going strong

>>51319924
GPL is GPL is GPL.

You are legally obligated to provide the source code on request.

>>51326034
do you happen to play on LLA

>>51326034
Actually, GPL states that you have to apply the base code, unmodified on request. In which case, go here: https://github.com/NTStation/NTstation13

But as the code is modified and becomes the personal property of ASTV and the people he has given the code to he does not legally have to surrender any of the modified code to you.
Also, as BYOND works via packet exchange and is running on ASTV's personal server from his home he does not have to allow access to any individual unless he otherwise deems it fit. Under GNU's policies that would be allowing someone else to modify your computer, the exact opposite of their goal.

Go back to /vg/

Apparently hippie is going down on the 11th.

>>51329957
haha jokes on them i'm banned anyways

>>51329957
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, that's going to be a nightmare.

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>>51330004
do you think they will all come to us?

>>51330029
Not to d20, given that you're a literally who server, but I admin /vg/station and we're going to have to raise the panic bunker for a few days.

>>51329437

>Potency: 1022

Time to choke the Singuloth.

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>>51330059
I don't know. I think we could have some fun with some semi-robust shitters.

Maybe we even get some new regulars.

>>51330059
Well, I wish you luck on that hellswarm.

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>>51330059
If you can control where the bunker deflects, direct it to here :^)

Glorious combat until the tide ends and we get new recruits, ensnared by the comfy

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2 man but still comfy dorf bump

goodnight bump

don't let the carps in when they knock

Engiborg upgrade to give them an electric welder when?
pAI medical analyzer made actually useful when?

>at ruskie outpost with the solar arrays NE of dorf station
>accidentally step into space
>start drifting right
>hit the fire extinguisher to go left
>suddenly, ruskie station disappears, world warps
>am adrift in the void
I feel lied to.

>RCDs are completely broken

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Someone do an edit of this with Lily

>>51336354
whats er hair look like again a big high braid?

>>51336378
Blonde high braid

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>>51336354
>>51336428

>>51336568
*clap

>>51336568
Glorious

What if top tier mutations gave research levels? Bad idea?

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>>51336568
brb printing it and placing it on my wall

>>51338150
Post proof with timestamp

>>51335009
did you try to push yourself back over the border
i've seen a few weird anomalies with some borders I need to look at but for the most part you can shove yourself back over a border

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FEAR ME

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dorf is going well
too well
thats why at around 1500 this afternoon eastern time we'll summon_carp.exe
be there

>>51339740
>Oh sweet, I don't normally /check/, but these guys have dorf!
>Carp

Well, I guess I'll keep an eye on this thread and wait another couple of days.
Seems like a fun serb.

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>>51341182
dying to carp is the only way to go on dorf though

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>>51341182
>not enjoying glorious combat
if you're worried that you'll get your shit kicked in, ask for a Combat mech and a lesson on how to use it

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ten minutes

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the time is now

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>>51344291

really fucking good dorf

we did have it pretty easy with the no carp migrations until the admin spawned one

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and we're back on mini

>>51344291
leaving the cabin was a mistake

Added a download for the MIDI 2 Piano tool that's been floating around forever to the d20 status page.

Please note that I didn't create it and I have no idea who did.

>immediately dies after switching to mini

fuck

>>51345795
dorfs just spend 40 hours dorfing.

Which is better/more hilarious. Mime or clown?

>>51346578
Security

>>51346578
mimes are almost universally shitters. in nearly ten years i've met only like five who weren't kill-on-sight tier faggots, and they were basically just forgettable.
clowns are less cancerous, but there's still very few clowns who are actually good or funny.

i pick chefs

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>>51346578
clown has some interesting gimmicks attached to him and can fill his sterotype well or play with people's expectations i.e fear factor of being slipped in a dark maint tunnel and then a clown with a welding mask pulls out a chainsaw has a pretty high fear factor

mimes are bland and boring like their sterotype and nothing really makes them special, the only times they're usually good is if they team up with the clown (or if the clown and mime become the center of attention on the station because they're trying to outprank one another)

I think one time nernums was playing clown on nox and had a mime with him, the mime would do mimeshit and the clown would try to interpret it for the listener, it was pretty great

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>>51286245
>Medium RP

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>This round

>>51350225
does that only count "Space Carp" or does it count all the flavours?

>>51350402
There were 200 mutants and I didn't get the amount of laser carps.

Thank you for an amazing day, spessmen

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I have fixed seeds not giving points, but I think it should be removed, thoughts?

I was thinking of giving Centcomm budgets to buy stuff from the station as sending literally thousands of space dosh for seeds that can easily be reproduced and used seems silly.

So there would be a raw materials budget, weapons budget, and I'm not sure what else, any ideas or thoughts?

>>51351553
it might be silly, but there should still be a diverse spread of money making methods

shouldn't have to be restricted in the glory that is botany

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>>51352379
I was making pretty decent money sending back wood with this set up, about 250 dosh per harvest. I thought it was balanced, but I agree that removing all of it would be silly.

>>51351553
Meh

>>51355730
10/10 post my friend

>lee isn't banned yet
when

>>51358309
Gideon pls

>>51358408
>every anti-lee shitpost is now me
What am I the new Rusty or something you fascist shitlord? Stop oppressing me.

>>51358309
Soon, anon

>>51358309
lee will probably end up accidentally banning himself with his admin powers

>server is down
REEEEEEEEEEE

What are your guys' favorite experiences in this game?

A particular round that stands above the rest, or maybe that one perfect scheme as a traitor, or greytiding so hard the station was destroyed ?

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I was thinking of making Centcomm give points for seeds only when there's a crisis of some sort and botany would be notified, or they're in great demand somehow Animal Crossing style. There would be a notification on the Cargo display and it would change every hour or something.

I've been thinking of factions wanting items, so Space Mexicans want chilis and chili seeds if they connect the station. Could have special crates available at this time too, but this would be a big overhaul of Cargo and I'm not sure if I'm the right guy for making it. Also this would mean there could be a Medieval Faction to buy armor and swords from so Lee will stop [autistic screeching].

Also going to make a mutagent for towercaps that makes metal.

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>>51361444
1. Killing the entire head and sec team with a hatchet, Lee with an empty stunprod, and a tactical oil spill
2. Killing a borg and scientist with nothing but a wizard hat and a monkey
3. Pulling off a Mike Tyson round with a retarded friend and good admin mezzo
4. RPing on Hippie as an Aldrich Chaplain
5. Being taught departments by Gordon
6. Getting killed by John Cena with a surgical saw in a Rage Cage
7. Ash Tree
8. Cloning 10 bodies at a time in an Entourage round
9. Time I made everyone Irvan and evaded getting killed by a traitor, only for the guy the traitor killed to be another traitor's target
10. The 5 Viktor round
11. The Everyone is Emiko round
12. The Everyone is Lee round
13. The Everyone is Slare Round
14. Teaching a newfriend doctor how to take a floortile on a date
15. Playing tabletop with Mezzo GM
16. Turning Cargo hull into a mess hall with AI as bartender
17. Captain rounds trying to control the Clone Troopers
18. Defending a Christmas tree with Santa and his elf
19. Getting lynched last year for being Jewish while everyone else was celebrating Christmas
20. Learning atmos with fixing meteors, bombings, and plasma leaks
21. Grand Grand Dad Irvan
22. Playing Piano on Hippie and being given the Cuban Pete hat and having borgs follow in my footsteps
23. Being spared by Nuke Ops because I was the only engineer on Hippie doing my job
24. Forming Sweden
25. Play Janitor RPG, get the power-mop to defeat the evil Syndicate, and reuniting with the AI in the literal last 5 seconds of the round
26. Going to Lavaland and playing rock music for the ligger prisoners
27. The time we all went on Citadel and asked for memes
28. Meeting a person on /tg/ who found kk and my musik's and playing them around the station
29. Giving the power back to the assistants as Cargo by setting up tables with glubs, belts, tools, and medicine
30. Having a double e-sword battle in space
31. Detective and chasing down a criminal across 4 lives
I love this game

>>51361444
One dorf round where I made botany ultra safe with 4 layers of plasma glass and electrified grille.
One dorf where I lost my mind trying to sort all the shit cunts left laying all over the place, only to have it ruined by mach 9 ghosts propelled by salt
The one time me and some other guys set up the piano in the hallway smoked cigars and put a tophat on ian, only to have some tator kill us all, even ian

>>51361444
I cant say I play to have rounds that arent the best round of my life
The first rounds I ever played will go down in infamy I recall one of my first rounds was getting pulled around the station by slare,he broke into every department and showed me things he was so comedic that i still model things i do after what he did and said like when he broke into medical to ask a geneticist for a hypospray and when he replied with "no" he just turned to me and said right in front of the guy "now lee when someone doesnt do something you want you just kill them like this" as the geneticist just stood there dumbfounded and then was promptly beaten to death.
Another round i remember having was getting lost in space and praying to mezzo for like ten minutes straight in a confused haze,after trying to fling me in the right direction didint work he simply turned me into a space carp and then teleported me to the station.
Another round one which shapes my play style and thought process is when i was playing as a janitor in what must have been my second or first ever round,The ai was rouge and locked me in my office where he promptly vented the oxygen from the room
I screamed over the radio for help,put on my oxygen tank and hid i a closet begging to be helped
all i remember is the AI saying "i know you are alive your suit sensors say so,your oxygen tank will run out eventually" i promptly died with no help.
That round taught me never to trust an AI,always be able to break out of a room and only rely on yourself because only you can help you when you are in trouble.
This game has taught me the thought process of certain people with certain personalities amongst other things and i love it

>>51362347
>>51361444
Also taught me not to be shy,i used to be meek but now i cant shut the fuck up.

>>51361444
>perfectly executing traitorous plans with a colleague that fulfilled all our objectives and crippled the station without ever raising suspicion, and being a good barman beside
>being revealed as a traitor RD and engaging in negotiations with the other Heads, culminating in me breaking out of perma and killing everyone in a guerilla war across an hour of play
>having my perfected viral mutagen get smuggled into perma after me by a love interest
>Getting Promoted
>Retiring
>That time as warden I successfully talked down a syndie and, along with the chaplain, rehabilitated him, and released him back onto the station on parole after working out the terms of a restraining order with his target

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8 people playing
where are you?

Is it metagaming if I invite an IRL friend to /tg/station?

Do we want more people or should I not invite him?

>>51364542
NO
YES

>>51364542
In all honesty I have like six friends who all play on this station, the more the merrier.

>>51364722
post ckeys

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Abortions

>>51364724
>chief engineer
0/10

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>>51361444
>killing a literal riot of 12 people in self defense on my own
>detaining multiple heads of staff and security personnel while trying to convince them the AI was in fact rouge before getting banned for 'griff'
>creating a period of time on d20 where people were afraid to go near any trash bin with a yellow light
>using photocopiers, the autolathe, cargo in general, and other devices so much to the point they were rage-nerfed
>banning whiteagle for no reason and getting away with it
>first few times playing nuke op on nox
>cannibal changeling on nox causing people to rage beyond belief
>murder rampage on nox as traitor ended by slipping on the clown's PDA while breaking into research
>rounds on nox consisting of powergaming with some others to steal all of research and anything else of remote value on the station and stockpile on the mining outpost
>teaming up with a cargo tech to deliver me in a closet package to a department, at which point the department would open the package to reveal a cargo tech that would stunglove them and shove everything of value inside the disposal bin before flushing himself and all the loot in it, at which point i'd be flushed back to cargo where we would sort through the loot
>killing recently burglary victims that thought it was a good idea to also flush themselves down disposals
>stealing the entire station via telescience and a carefully crafted TI-84 program
>that one dorf where we eventually got so bored we built wall around the entire asteroid and tried to pressurize it
>accusing god of sending threatening text messages in court
>probusting johnny thunderhead so many times while he played security that he quit
>competing american and soviet gunstores
>nox clownmart where you make a store in maint, and while you dont have customers you are trying to steal entire departments
>that one guy on nox station who would literally only every say "gero" but still managed to metabefriend everyone
and many more

I AM THE BEST DUELER

>>51367769
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>51367769
what

greentext pls

>>51365646

>Skeleton Crew. No Engineers.

>AI opens Bridge for the Clown.

>QM is not amused.

>Clown deletes AIs Laws for giving him the Spare.

>You gave me Freedom, now be Free!"

>Traitor trying to get into the Core.

>AI screams for help, bolts open the teleporter room.

>People scream at the AI for depressurizing the AI sat when they arrive.

>Clusterfuck ensues as 4 people (Clown, QM,Bartender and the Syndi) fight each other (!) on the sat while the AI randomly door crushes them.

>mass panic when the AI explains itvhas no laws.

>AI screeches at Humans to leave the Sat.

>HoP tries to change the AIs Laws, gets shot in upload by Turrets.

>Clown gets lynched on Station, AI rages over loss of its only Friend.

>Turns off Gravity.

>PANIG SYPHON.

>3 people die in the Upload until the AI is carded and the Shuttle is called.

>Random Spaceman tries to change the AIs Laws while the shuttle is called.

>Puts AI back into the core and walks towards upload.

>"You will never Lobotimize me"

>AI activates turretlasers and shoots the man into crit,but killing itself with stray laser beams in the proccess.

>>51368197
nothing special, just killed everyone in centcom

shields are valuable

Spacemen who watch the thread but don't play, why?

>>51369750
Too rrrunk to make a play hame but sstay becausss funny memes

Noxstation anyone?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12184226/

>>51366299
>>51366299
>>detaining multiple heads of staff and security personnel while trying to convince them the AI was in fact rouge before getting banned for 'griff'
Nigga, that's one of my favorite rounds too.
I remember that you had all the other heads bucklecuffed into chairs, but for whatever reason you left me free (prolly because it was obvious that I was completely harmless) and I was just running around the room panicking as you almost instantly incapacitated anyone who walked in the brig

my other favorite round is the plasma rabbit episode

>>51370796
I really just didn't want to use any additional resources or have to make another chair if you weren't going to try and attack me

>>51373169
>deconstruct a chair
>get 2 metal
>build 2 chairs
wow

>>51373189
that wasn't broken when this happened because some chucklefuck decided they didn't like getting one metal sheet from a chair

>tfw its been awhile since you played and you have no idea what to do anymore

>>51373226
>tfw it's been awhile since you played and you still won't be able to play for at least a week

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Fear me

Last night my goal became to make unique sprites for crab meat after Coffee exploded, but I'm not sure what exactly the sprites should be for. I've got generic crab meat and crab legs but i'm not sure if there would be anything else.

>>51377110
I'll add a recipe for crab legs and butter. Also for crab cakes.

I'd need sprites for the food though, if you'd be so kind.

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>>51377110
coffee should be able to defend himself

>>51378102
>not making him able to amputate limbs when attacked
its like you don't want to watch grey shit have their limb cut off by a crab

>>51378102
ATTACK THE WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

>>51378102
>attack coffee with a pair of shears
>this kills the crab

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>>51378102

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>>51377902
These sprites are probably horridly inadequate but i tried

generic crab meat

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>>51379129
Crab cakes

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>>51379145
Crab leg

>>51379129
>>51379145
>>51379175
Nice, I'll get crackin' on tasty crab recipes.

Do you want me to credit you as sexuallyactivewalrus?

>>51379260
Sure

>>51361438
Father Relaxe DDOSes the server whenever he gets killed for being the shitter he is. It'll pass.

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>>51379260
Forgot the butter

>>51379450
Is the butter a drink?

>>51379470
>tfw slamming back butter shots

>>51379470
I've seen people drink it once they finish, something about tasting the crab bits and whatnot

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Currently finishing up:
Crab meat (from crabs), Crab Legs (2x crab meat, 5u liquid butter, 5u water), and Crab Cakes (1x crab meat, 1x egg, 1x bread slice, 5u flour, 5u water)

Base sprites courtesy of SexuallyActiveWalrus, please note I am terrible at sprites and I may have made these look awful.

>>51380915
now make a way to acquire more crabs

>>51380915
Wait, the new guy made sprites?

Good job man they look great.

>>51381690
Coffee should be renamed to Skorpion because >>51378102

if he cant get one then might as well i mean cmon

>>51378102
Anything with pincers in dwarf fortress can manipulate tools because fuck you. Giant scoprions have been known to disarm and utilize stolen weapons, and are even capable of operating crossbows.

>>51378102
>Strap bomb to Coffee
>Coffee draws a Skorpion and unloads, killing you
>Coffee then goes on a murderquest like a fucking Khorne berserker
>Murders entire crew before the bomb goes off

Coffee needs a gun

>>51381690
last thing we need is more mobs that shit out eggs all over the place unchecked

chickens for a while fucking ate their own eggs turning into a singularity of fuck

>>51384732
It can''t possibly be as bad as when /vg/station spawned a Hivebot every time it tried to play a soundeffect

>>51384828
Never been on /vg/, care to share the story on that one?

>>51384828
sounds like an indentation error
astv has some pretty good moments like that though

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>>51384861
Got patched pretty quick, but it was pretty much exactly what it sounds like
Any time any client tried to play a sound effect, the server would spawn a Hivebot instead

>>51384979
I imagine that was one hell of a round.

Is there anyone playing right now?

>>51385556
Yes.

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>when you break a gun code-wise in febuary of 2016 and nobody notices until today

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>>51361444
>our very own mini station
>The month GaymerGate starts
>Make a Zoe Quinn charter and be Captain
>First thing I do when the round starts is to send a message to cent com talking about how they need more female representatives and are misogynistic
>Get a response telling me to go fuck myself
>continue to banter with centcom while costing them thousands of space bucks per call
>While waiting in-between calls I enspect the station
>Surprisingly everyone is on their A game and RnD made a few mechs
>Centcom gets sick of my shit and sends a message station wide saying the Death squad was going to kill us all and I was to blame
>Instead of lynching me the crew rally behind me as we barricade ourselves in the hallway right next to security.
>repel the Deathsquad due to supurior femminin leadership, competint healers, mechs, and a hole lotta dakka
>Centcom then sends in The Clown Deathsquad lead by a ninja assassin clown
>HONK them to hell
>Declare open warfare on centcom by summoning the shuttles to prepare for an invasion
> realising we are as reslitant Centcom congratulates us with a faggot-seaking singularity
>gibs me and half of the crew while the others make it to escape with suits
> Nar-fucking-Sie pops out of the singularity to wreck everyone
>round ends with Nar-Sie taking the shuttle to centcom
>get called a fag in OCC

So how would centcom respond to Nar-Sie paying a vist?

>>51388820
good round but fuck that gimmick

>>51309207
Teaching robust isn't a matter of teaching people how to robust.

It's teaching people that anyone and everyone may attempt to robust, and not to panic but instead fight or run. Do something other than ask "what are you doing?"

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>>51387765

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>>51378533
This. Crabs should have a disarm-ability.

>>51391706
Why do you think i got called a fag?

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>>51362347
What the fuck is a "slare"?

>>51394315
He was a shitter and my teacher
If i could go back in time and learn how to do science and engineering instead of brekaing in to places and killing people
I wouldnt

heres some changes I did last night
observer.dm:
removed the silly thing that makes dead people spawn as what their mob looks like because its too difficult to see and doesn't work half the time
reinstanted normal spooky "it is a mystery" ghosts
players now spawn as a random ghost color AND have a super special chance to get the bedsheet ghost icon
space.dm / Dorfstation/misc.dm / Space Station 13 areas.dm
moved around ztransition area code to the ztransition area define. Removed that code from dorf's misc.dm so any map can more easily use it. Added 2 tiles to the transition amount on normal z level transition to hopefully fix some objects travelling a ton of zlevels before coming to rest in a second.

>>51394546
Did you finally ban Father Relaxe and his sockpuppets? He keeps ruining every round.

>>51395210
t: person who hasn't played on D20 in months

>tfw last time I played no one was on and I got the generator running with my vaguely remembered knowledge before realizing there was no point
>stole my objective called the shuttle and closed ss13

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>>51395507
he's a shitposter actually please ignore

>>51396340
Please stop. Even the player, looking back on his past shittery, is baffled by this.

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>>51396373
>>51395628

>>51395507
Prove that relaxe isnt still menacing the server

>server admins are reporting thread posters who complain about their prize kittens

wow

>>51394315
A Freeman ripoff

>well, I join up first as a space hobo, all goes well, go to sleep and die.

>spawn as HoS to enforce law, Billy Mays fucks with me and steals my shit, I beat him, and the CE lasers him, I get exploded.

>spawn in as security, instantly get banned.

>You have been banned by lonesoldier55.
Reason: respawning as head roles and metagaming.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 2880 minutes.
No ban appeals URL has been set.
Connection died.

update-

still banned this isn't a joke lmao, the admin team isn't very fine with players killing admins in self defense apparently.

i had no gun, no stun weaponry. fuck this server, no wonder it has 7 players.

>>51398383
>>51398399
>waited all of 1 minute to update his situation
>respawning as the same role you just got killed as
>implying you beat billy mays
admin post logs I wanna read his violent retardation

>>51398383
>>51398399
>after being breifly stabbed as hobo but alive you ghost and respawn as hos
>upon finding me the first thing you do is stare at me, trying to find your energy gun you spawn with
>then you chase me down the hallway with an energy gun to try and arrest me for what happened on your last respawn
>then after that you beat me to death with a toolbox
>then you respawn as security again

>>51398383
>go to sleep and die.
You didn't die though. Respawning as HoS and instantly running to the guy who assaulted you triggered freeman to interpret the situation as metagaming.
Your ban has been lifted.

Oh, I'm sorry. I spawn as space hobo. Get stabbed in eyes while I am asleep. Ghost.

Spawn as HoS. I hear, 'BIlly Mays stole my RCD and is building walls.'
I try to arrest him.

He steals my shit and runs around grabbing and throwing me. I try to get my friend security guard to stun and cuff, he stuns, doesn't cuff.

He gets up, I start toolboxing him to try and render him incapacitated.

The CE lasers him to death while he's on the ground.

Gets gibbed.

Respawn as a security officer, not HoS, and get banned.

>>51398459
>your ban has been lifted
Don't make me go be a meta nigger and point to this as precedent

>>51398491
no lets be honest you respawning as the role that starts with guns had nothing to do with you wanting to actually play security

>>51398519
And if I wanted to play security and you're making vague assumptions?

I literally did not care to get stabbed in the eyes as a fucking hobo, I mean come on, if you're a hobo what do you have to live for? I could have gone bartender, starts with guns. I could have gone Scientist, has the ability to make bombs.

for real homie, I didn't even know who stabbed me, I was asleep. unless I have admin ghosting powers then there is no feasible way for me to have known who fucked me up in my sleep.

>>51398519
Freeman he's fine, cool off.

>>51398551
nah guy you walked around the halls punching people in the dick and then I poked you a few times
you ghosted and went head of shitcurity because you wanted the job with guns
not to mention there's that banner that says "if you're new don't play head/sec"
don't be a fucking retard

is this the new widebeagle?

>>51398587
post them admin attack logs, I punched someone one time, in the chest.

>>51398604
>punching people 4noraisins
>admitting to it as well

>>51398624
>bannable
what are we, bay?

sorry for punching 1 time please don't cry

>>51398641
reee I want a new widebeagle let me have it

>>51398641
exactly

>>51398668
>having a history
>playing on facepunch
>applying for admin on hippy then not showing up in time to actually get position
http://facepunchss13.proboards.com/thread/1324/ban-request-wrathofme9-flim-bon

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>>51398668
looks like you were already perma banned in may 2015 for being a shitter hos so now im even less inclined to do anything

>>51398668
Stop crying and just rejoin and do better

I got banned by the mods for spamming memes

dont see me crying

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>>51398817
its funny because adien tried to unban him when I told him not to and now for some reason the ban is sticking despite him being unbanned

>>51398807
two years ago
>>51398800
i showed up every time

what does this have anything to do with anything other than i have a small history, and i'm not applying for admin here am i?

https://warosu.org/tg/thread/40133036
>Guy most likely called WrathOfMe9 is on the server right now commiting mass murder as head of security. Someone told me he has gotten banned for this before. Can an admin ban him sometime soon?
where were you when history?

>>51398817
I feel you. I'm not crying.
>>51398837
Bans stick through rounds, after this round, i'll be back on.

>>51398837
Bans last at least the round it seems.

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>>51398839
history of being a shitter means you're still a shitter

>>51398861
>https://warosu.org/tg/thread/40133036
when was this? 2015?

what is the date of this current year of our lord?
I have not done anything like this in quite a long time, what is your point and why are you so ill at me, what did I do to you

>>51398861
A double faggot


Whats your defense for this accusation faggot?

>>51398870
what? where in the great book of knowledge does it say this

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stop using your ckeys you faggots you make it look like you are actually important

>>51398896
You hurt my waifu billy mays
Also you're widebeagle forever now, I want new multi-thread retard to bully

>>51398899
>Jack Sun May 24 18:44:57 2015 No.40164394

long time ago, that's my excuse

>>51398944
you respawning as a head after something went wrong for you is giving everyone no indication that you changed

>>51398925
because i am, i am the best player

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>>51398990
no fuckballs you are the most bullyable hop ever

>>51398551
>>51398491
>>51398604
>>51398647
>>51398668
>>51398924
>>51398944

>Yet another Relaxe sockpuppet exposed and BTFO

>>51399042
yeah i am a sock puppet man

>>51399011
Shut up you big bully or ill put you in timeout

which is space

is it down?

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>>51399249
compiling issues

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>>51399267
back up

>>51399267
>>51399298
I really hope compiling issues was you rebanning widebeagle 2.0

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>>51399315
it had to do with my commits but i've taken the good liberty of jobbanning him from everything important, especially corgi

Server is up

>>51399327
9 people on

Is relaxe and his sockpuppet team on the banlist yet?

>>51399397
no I am not banned, if you were on you'd know

>>51399449
Disgusting. Why does ASTV allow this?

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I think the AI was relaxxe the entire time!

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>>51398944
>throwing knives and trying to disarm random people
>arrested
>as soon as you can't gander help from any heads of staff passing by you ghost and respawn before you are even being punished
good thing you play assistant it only bolsters the face you hate having any responsibility

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