It's been a while since GREENTEXT THREAD

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>>51282854

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>>51282854
Pic unrelated, I guess?

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can anybody post some cool HFY perhaps?

Posting my favorite one.

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this one's cute

>>51284788
>filk
fuck now I have to go back and listen to Dawsons Christian

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Hate to be that guy, but I recently lost my old comp and with it, all my screencaps and other pics. Could someone maybe post some paladin-related greentexts here too please?

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this one is mean.

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And that's it for my dump. I have more but I've gotta be up for class in a few hours.

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I like this one.

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This is pretty recent

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>>51285693
YEAH BUDDY

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>>51285693
here's an old favorite of mine

>>51285043
How did they mate if she didn't have orifices?

>>51287629
determination

>>51287671
So violence?

>>51287629
Handjobs

Pic Related

Hands down most interesting session I've ever DM'd

>At a friend's house, going to be teaching them how to play
>Have 3 pregen PCs, all basic af
>Fighter
>Monk
>Ranger
>Everyone gets there, tell them the basics
>Everyone picks one, and we start.
>Fighter goes first, looks me in the eyes
>"I roll to shit myself"
>... "Alright, roll it."
>Nat 20, his bowels are now devoid of anything and everything
>They split up. Monk and Ranger together, Fighter alone
>Everything's quiet
>Too quiet...
>Ranger gets stabbed in the ass by a Kobold
>1 damage
>Monk and ranger get to a hallway that splits into two parallel hallways
>They split up
>Brief scuffle on each side, 1v2 vs some Kobolds each
>Fighter's on the other side of the dungeon, thinks something's off
>Rolls search
>Nat 1
>Strains his eyes, goes temporarily partially blind
>Kills a kobold though
>He gets back to the starting room, tell him to roll Listen
>"GO LEFT!"
>???
>Ranger decided to do a cavity search on one of the dead Kobolds
>Nat 20
>Uses punching dagger to widen the hole, blood is now lube
>Accidentally starts fisting the kobold
>Gets up to his bicep
>Loses his punching dagger
>Monk is traumarized
>Sole Survivor Kobold absconds like his life depends on it
>It does
>Ranger goes back for the dagger
>Takes 5 in-game minutes to get it back
>Jesus fucking christ
>Fighter goes left, avoiding the horrifying scene on the other side
>Monk recovers, tells me he wants to scream as loudly as he can at the ranger, point blank
>Okay.bmp "Roll... Con, I guess."
>18+3 = 21, he screams so loud it hurts everyone
>Ranger is now permanently deaf
>Monk temporarily mute
>Fighter and Ranger both still smell of shit
>Go to end of dungeon, no more Kobolds
>Fighter has to leave for the day
>Slogan of the session was "Shit happens"

I miss playing with those chucklefucks.

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>>51288424
>Fighter strains his eyes, goes temporarily partially blind
>Ranger is now permanently deaf
>Monk temporarily mute

Pic related was your party.

I'm sorry I have nothing to post but does anyone have the story of the three minor gods plotting to overthrow their main gods? I read it here about a year ago but like the fool I am, I forgot to save it.

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Surprised no one's posted this yet.

>>51283691
I did not need to read this

I feel like I'm generally worse off in life having now that I possess knowledge of the story presented in that screenshot

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>>51284788

>>51288961
That's fucking beautiful.

>>51283691
Ah yes, Big Boy Blue, the Moriarty of retards, who can kill with only a word and whose diplomatic immunity renders him immune to prosecution.

The most dangerous mongoloid in the world.

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>>51289066
I want to do this now

>>51289165
So do I, particularly because I know there's no way in hell the people I want to do it to have been here.

>scrolling the thread, looking for posts with higher than average number of replies as indicator of interestingness

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>>51287250
>>51287270
Cliche as fuck but I love it.

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>>51283438
I bet you're the one who posts Sir Bearington and Los Tiburon in every one of those threads.

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>>51289323
You are such an ass BEARINGTON FTW!!!!!!!!!!

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>>51289323
And here is Tiburon as well

>>51284788
>(you)
That shit instantaneously ruins the story for me, people should never cap their own shit, much less the responses. If it's good enough, someone else will goddamn cap it, this is just masturbation.

>>51282909
What the fuck is this even about? Oooh look, Wil Wheaton is an edgy dick, how surprising.

>>51289366
>>51289458
cringe

>>51290035
Are you making fun of the story writer or Wil Wheaton? I've heard he's actually a pretty cool dude.
>>51290041
if you're the Fat Neckbeard Anon I only posted them because you brought them up.

>>51290041
Also what's cringe about them?

>>51289904
Welcome to HFY posters. All they ever do is post terrible stories that never should have been capped to begin with.

>>51290063
t.Wheaton Fan Fic Writer

>>51290092
No, I'm not, friend, I was asking because I legitimately could not tell what he was making fun of.
>>51290087
That's not specific to HFY posters and that story didn't seem too HFY to me as it was a song about shit we have actually done rather than blowing shit out of proportion.

>>51287629
her whole body is one

>>51290041
>>51290074
Honestly I'll never understand quite why these are so cringe. The Bearington thing basically happened with my current group, only with an elephant animal companion who slowly supplanted the druid as the actual character on the sheet.

Hardly believable shit happens sometimes.

>>51292186
This is 4chan. Those stories, in those screencaps are popular. Popular enough to have been linked and liked even other places in the Internet.

Which obviously means that every good little anon has to embrace the counter-culture and hate those casual-normie-meme-stories.

>>51292230
Hi Wil Wheaton.

>>51292436
If you follow the conversation to it's root, you would see that this wasn't about the Wil Wheaton story, but about the luchador monk and Bearington.

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bumping

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>>51282854

>>51286948
I was there for that thread. That's ME there, replying to a dozen or so posts and getting the drawfag to do it.

>>51286948
This is fucking great.

>>51292694
> /r9k/ plays DnD

>>51287629

Oh, sweet, dear anon.

I can scarcely remember a time when I was as innocent as you.

>>51286315
I always thought this was /x/.

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One of the best desu

This is some amazing dichotomy right here.

One of the worst,
>>51296531
Followed by one of the best.
>>51296691

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>>51296745
>The Ballad of Edgardo
>the worst

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Some people say HFY is wank. I say read this.

>>51296943
>>51296966
>>51297053
>>51297074
>>51297117
That is some hot garbage.
it's like someone's first attempt at writing.
Not writing science fiction, writing in general.

>>51299447
No, it isn't.

>>51299519
I bet you also like Edgardo.

>>51299550
I have no idea what that is.

>>51299557
You may have redeemed yourself somewhat.

>>51299519
he's right
>>51299447
>>51299550
you are wrong shut up and post greentexts or stories.

>>51285544
one can never listen to enough carmen miranda's ghost, anon. if you'r really, truly tired of the tale of Jamie Dawson, might i suggest some kind of hero?

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>>51300329

>>51285043

Holy fuck that is the gayest shit I've ever read and I'm gay

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>>51300695
So you loved it, is what you're saying?

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makes me laugh everytime

>>51300732
And to this add the biological imperative to breed.

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So a few friends wanted to try D&D for the first time, and I volunteered to DM. It turned out to be the most memorable one-shot I've ever been a part of. All because of the truly amazing Fiber One.

>Everyone's coming up with characters, I'm helping them out
>One of the players doesn't really know what he's doing as far as what race/class he wants to be
>I read the out to him, says he likes the sound of a wizard, I leave him with the PHB and go help out the others
>When I get back to him he has a minmaxed gnome wizard that went through a bunch of different names, starting at "Lord Squiggledick IV" and ending with the final result of "Fiber One" with the backstory of being a prostitute who is extremely proficient in the use of his ass
>Didn't adequately explain how this related to the wizarding but whatever

>Throughout the game many of Fiber One's actions relate to him shitting or taking it in the butt
>Stores loot in his ass, claiming, "My rectum is like a suitcase"
>Meets the party by propositioning them to plow him in the ass
>Shtting is a frequent response to things
>He's actually really effective in-game when he's not shitting because minmaxed wizard

>At the end, they finish a good ol' dungeon crawl, I mention that a rift suddenly opens in the ground
>Fiber One: "I'll take a shit in it."
>His dump lands right on the Beholder that was on its way up
>The Beholder, blinded, surprised, and disgusted, flies around randomly and crashes into a wall, knocking itself out
>They leave before it has a chance to regain consciousness
>Fiber One goes on to continue his life of excessive anal pleasure

>>51300732

I'm more of a top, don't like rainbows and shit, am conservative, etc. Gay stuff is just dumb

>>51300915

What is this, Terrace and Philip?

>>51288946
this one?
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22412183/

>>51300918
Are you saying tops can't like rainbows?

>>51300918
So what's it like voting for those that seek to throw your kind in a ghetto?

>>51282891
I spent too long trying to figure out the rice thing before I realized it was a sesame street joke

>I sunset.
>Feeling out
>almost hard-won coins
>and find damned the minutes
>between verbs: powerlessness,
>unearthed blessedness.
>Alterature:
>symbolic work,
>black imagining more alive
>eternity of how life, flesh;
>indefinite the self-consciousness,
>definite hours look machine and dead
>(wonderful dead)
>depresent-tense.
>Sleeping supposes struggle.

>>51303267
go back to >>>/lit/ you pretentious faggot

>>51290087
Its just another story in an ocean of it. Whats gotten your panties in a knot? Or is it just a meme to sperg out when you spot one?

>>51296519
Aww that's sweet, I hadn't read that one before

>>51296691
God damn I love this one. I read it every time it's posted

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>>51303250
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

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>>51305313
This was fucking wonderful.

>>51303250
>>51305562


Actually, one of the old vampires weakness (among the many billions versions of vampires), is a compulsion to count things. Literally OCD in this case. If someone threw rice in front of them, they had to stop and count every single grain before they could concentrate on doing anything else.
It's not a reference to sesame street: if anything, it would be the opposite, with Sesame street referencing to one of the little known details.

>>51300329
>>51300340
But why?

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Anybody read this?

>>51286417
saved that one. Reminded me of my actual character.. A Hero whose tale is all wrong, fashioned by the bard and now completly gotten out of hand and all over the globe... areal elven hero of old times...

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>>51285693
This one is pretty cute

>>51286381
The formatting on this is just awful.

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>>51309910
hey, I don't make the damn things; i just post. I definitely agree though.

>>51285895
>>51285914
this is beautiful, anon
thank you for sharing

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>>51310476
I'm probably going to regret asking this, but what are all of those pictures from?

>>51287361
What I would give for any game I'm in to be like that. Damn.

>>51311900
not a goddamn clue

>>51311900
I vaguely remember the source. Its a dude. No name to provide though, sorry.

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>>51312898
I figured it was a dude. That's why I asked and why I regret asking. I have urges that I am deeply ashamed of and fulfilling them makes me hate myself even more. It's so wrong, but it feels so right.

>>51312919
Ah nevermind i found it. You arent missing out, but if you really wanna know, its some fanart from a shitty tumblrite cartoon called Star vs. the Forces of Evil

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>>51313205
Yeah, I found it right around the time you did. Managed to track down the original thread and the title was in there. Looks pretty fucking shit. Dick might not care too much, though.

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>>51305562
Are you two uneducated niggers serious?

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>>51296745
Edgardo may be obviously fake but it's still a fantastic red, you're too harsh.

>>51306475
I remember some obscure myth that if you fail to properly kill a vampire (only staking the heart) the corpse comes back as a Werewolf

>>51314763
or was it the reverse: Failing to properly dispose of a Werewolf, will come back as a Vampire

>>51314572
This is "Sith janitor" level of fake and bad.

>>51314828
You just can't be pleased, can you?

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>>51314887
Now you just bend over and we'll find out, big boy...

>>51315064
LOL

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>>51282854

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fucking cats yo

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>>51315813
this is the funniest thing i've read in months, fucking 10/10

>>51305313
shit, someone beat me to it.

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time for some good feels

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>>51316540

>>51286948
Hi, Sokka.

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>>51318821
If you're going that route, might as well just link to the wiki: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/All_Guardsmen_Party

>>51285043
That is actually really well-written and fun to read. Not cringey like most stuff of it's type is.

>>51285895
>>51285914
Thank you, anon. My life is better for having read that.

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>>51318867
>Path of the Ancestral Guardian

>>51296691
I always hated this one. It gives me the most massive case of blue balls I ever had.
What I'm saying is that that quick tying up of the ends is physically hurting me, in the gonads.

>>51284549
I knew where this was going when it started talking about a caster.

>>51285966
Having an imaginary friend DMPC is no reason to be an asshole to your party.

>>51292978
Good for you.

>>51286494
>homebrew

I kekked.

>>51285895
>>51285914
Well fuck after today that was the kind of thing I needed. Thanks anon.

>>51311900
I think the show is "Star vs. the forces of evil" and in one episode the main character crossdresses for some reason. It sparked a fair bit of art.

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>>51282854
>>51282861
>>51282875
Thank you, anon.

>>51303198
Dunno, he didn't elect Hillary

>>51318867
might as well just link to the site: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/

>>51306798
You have to admit a screen shot of a screenshot is distilled excellence. It is like double OC

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>>51282854

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>>51324731

>>51286906
Somehow I don't think this is /tg/ content

>>51286494
>give a mouse some tea, he'll want a cookie

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>>51315868
Your pic reminded me of this.

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Only tangentially related to /tg/.

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>>51330723
What the fuck

>>51282891
I don't get the one with the water. How does it relate to vampirism?

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>>51330808
Vampires can't cross moving water.

>>51330830
That was quick, thank you. I've read that somewhere at some point, but had forgotten about it.

>>51319354
Holy fucking shit my god damned sides.
I've never seen this one and am now inspired to craft my own SPORTS related adventure

>>51330937
here and in five minutes I've jotted this down boys
>Brutal Assault Ball Association

On the world of Ragegeddon the Battle Planet there is only war and violence. Barbarian clans rove the deserts and grasslands marauding humble villages. Vile kings hole up in their towers commanding dark knights to suppress the constant rioting in the streets. The rioters in the streets tearing honorable dark knights limb from limb in a savage fervor not seen since the druids and rangers used their own mastery of wildlife and nature to wage wars against each other for scarcely distinguishable chunks of forest in bloody critter combat.

However before the world could be torn asunder by its own denizens a coalition of sorcerers banded together in an effort to redirect all the violence and aggression from the planet into one massive cauldron dubbed the Vitriolic Convergence. Yet this was only the first step in a far grander plan, for atop this enchanted kitchenware a grand stadium would be built, and in this stadium a barbaric sport would be played that would become the world’s outlet for every act of aggression. Everything could now be settled in the colosseum from noble disputes to wars between the sand raiders and the forest druids. This is the Brutal Assault Ball Association or the BAx2 and you are one of the original sorcerers that formed the league. Assemble your team and use your magic to both coach and support them both on and off the field. For the glory and sake of Ragegeddon: PLAY BALL!

too close to the original, or pursue?

>>51331656
>A literal Super Bowl
...Fuck it, I'm interested, even if this does sound like Blood Bowl. Pursue.
>BA^2
>Not just a badass, a badass badass.
I can hear the slogan now:
>"We're Badass squared!"

>>51330843
I learned about vampires and counting things recently, but I just made the connection to Sesame Street in this thread. It's like finding out Grover is based on an 8th century Chinese folktale or something.

>>51304584
>screencapping your own post
How sad can people get?

>>51335044
One word. Tileanon.

PSA: I will love you forever if you start using pastebins or something instead of screencaps.

Goddamn I hate screencaps.

>>51338956
PSA: Nobody cared. Ever.

>>51339254
You don't believe blind people exist?

>>51339277
No, they exist, in fact I am one. Isn't technology wonderful?

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(Man I hope I grabbed Bill's story. Phone doesn't give me filenames.)

>>51339332
And you're saying you don't prefer actual text over OCR?

>>51339498
Okay what the fuck are you asking? what is OCR? I don't know every acronym there is.

>>51339406
You did, and it was good

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>>51285895
>>51285914
>mfw this is literally Bastion's backstory

>>51339650
Pretty sure anon means text recognition. Plain text can be copy/pasted directly (great for putting it through text-to-speech). while text recognition software is prone to making lots of errors.

>>51286402
kek

>>51286906
it was clearly a the work of a DM

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>>51315813
But, but, most bridges on military ships suffer from a severe lack of chairs (usually only the helmsman has one, if he's there; and the commander has his throne, meaning even the officer of the deck can't sit).

>>51340317
Look at how that bridge is designed, though, it's not a small place for the crew to come up to when there's something important to do, it's the kind of place meant for long-term Star Trek-style voyages. Which is what the story and most sci-fi ships are based off of, anyways.

On most naval vessels there'll be places to sit and rest elsewhere, and in a lot of cases that small bit of a bridge isn't the whole of a naval ship's workforce either.

>>51314572
>stealth as superpower
fuck

>>51282891
i like the idea of this vampire not being an asshole of a ruler, like he was a blatant vampire doing vampire things but still a pretty decent dude all told, if a little weird

>>51283597
>and everybody clapped tier

>>51330921
Gameception. It sounds even dumber than the movie.

p.s. have played zombie survival game with "you as determined by the other players." Much fun. Highly recommend it.

>>51339779
I'm not actually blind, and I saw his point, but his complaint, unless he is blind himself, has no merit, everybody else seems to be fine with screen-caps. Lastly, this is 4chan, nobody here is going to give a fuck about blind people.

>>51334882
wat

>>51286315
>nobody has made fapfic of this

>>51340385
there's always a team on the bridge, and you're expected to stand here for the 4+ hours of your shift. Even when you're spending weeks at sea.

>>51285895
>>51285914
Fucking hell anon, this literally made me tear up.

...thanks, not much does that anymore.

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Pretty obscure but I liked it

>>51341736
>his complaint, unless he is blind himself, has no merit
This makes no sense. Are you saying you don't really care about blind people, but will pretend to care if you think you're talking to one?

Besides, while I'm not blind (and never pretended to be, unlike you), my reasons for preferring real text are much the same. You can do much more with text than you can with images of text. Formatting, searching, text-to-speech, etc.

And in any case I was responding to somebody who claimed, pretty forcefully, that "nobody cares" about screencaps vs pastebins. Blind people are just the most obvious counterexample to that.

>>51302119

I'm probably the most hetero gay man ever

>>51303198
I'm a closet homo so I'll be okay.

>>51343071
No, I really don't care, not beyond how they affect my life, as it's really only tangential at this point, (mother requires glasses for pretty much anything but reading), but the real issue is how many people on 4chan are going to put in the effort he wants? Who it's for doesn't matter, I doubt somebody here is going to type all these fucking stories up just so a TtS program can read it. Nobody is likely to do so in the future, unless their story ends up being the length of a book, which is not unheard of no but still very rare. I feel sympathy, of course, for those who are/have gone blind, unless it was literally out of stupidity on their own part.

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>>51339698
I'm the one who capped it and I still manage to forget the tweest every now and then. In the thread it's the second post in the story, but I figured this way was more impactful.
(spoiler)It makes me cry both kinds of tears.(/spoiler)

>>51343487
Why on earth would anybody have to type them up? Just copy the text instead of making a screencap in the first place, which should be *easier*.

>>51344776
I was meaning more the old ones, I don't know how many are archived, new ones of course could easily be made into text.

>>51339757

Thats a racoon

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>>51343930
Awakened animals with humans as their familiars and small creatures working together to appear to be one large creature are both my secret guilty pleasure, so I'd say "No, but" at "Lassie", and a hard no at the juggling.

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>>51282854
>>51282861
>>51282875
So she just fucking murdered thousands of men who thought they were serving their queen with honor, and left the capitol lawless, most likely on the verge of riots an anarchy?

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>>51348207
I can dig it. JUSTICE has no regards for collateral damage.

Anybody have the cheese necromancer greentexts? I just noticed that I saved the thumbnails instead of the images.

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>>51342762
Good luck.

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>>51348951

>>51300915
You should not have aloud any of this to happen, thats retarded. This is no better than those stories about people defying physics just because they rolled a 20.

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>>51350605
>no fun allowed

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>>51350833
...
Cute!

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Remember to let your GMs get a good night's rest

>>51343211
hah

>>51349454
Thanks mate but there's like five more.

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>>51351782
Was there ever any followup to this thread?

>>51315697
FUCK. :')

>>51353784
Wow... Never seen that one before.

>>51350605
You seem to be magnificently retarded, Anon. It's possible, by RAW, in DnD 3.5e to shove 20 dragons inside of your asshole and keep them there with, at worst, a DC of 5: in following, there are situational circumstances that allow the DC to fall to 1. I don't think you realize that people don't give a fuck.

>>51342821
> Obscure
> Implying

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Anyone have the cap of a Chaos lord getting a really extended briefing as to which extremely metal sounding armies they were going into battle with were for chaos and which were imperial?

>>51359731
ah fuck, i think i know the one you mean. don't have it, sadly.

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>>51360408
I think I once saw it on 1d4chan, but I can't find it in any of the many writefagotry indices

>>51362093
I'd be interested in a version for the other chaos gods.

>>51362526
>That last post
Fucking savage.
I wonder how legendary That Guy's thread would have become if someone had asked him about his character/deity.
I think I'll do that next time someone posts a "got kicked out, wat do" thread.

>>51362093
Are those from an actual 40k rpg? I'd play a psyker if those were the fumble rolls...

>>51289323
>>51289366
>>51289458

Both sets are good. You're all asshats.

>>51364197
why the insult to me? I like tiburon and bearington.

>>51330800
>There's a line between animal husbandry and bestiality, and I think your buddy went flying over it on a 4 wheeler at 200mph

Every fucking time

>>51296691
Anyone got an idea what the game they were playing is? I may want to rip off that premise.

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>>51331236
...........I mean, there's nothing WRONG with this, but at the same time I can't help but feel that this is shady as fuck.

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>>51368132
Thanks for the thumbnail, bruh

>>51368132
Is this supposed to be that small, bruh?

>>51342412
>and you're expected to stand here for the 4+ hours of your shift. Even when you're spending weeks at sea.

That's not AWFUL, especially for relatively fit people like military members are. I've had to do 8+ hour standing/moving days when I used to work retail. It sucks ass, but it's doable.

>>51363909
They are not.

FFG actually did a pretty good job with Slaaneshi corruption in their games. While you still could go full-on sexual marauder, there were a lot of other routes you could follow that still held true to the lore.

>>51368262
Maybe I could convince my GM to include these... My next/first game is in a FFG game, DH 2nd ed.

>>51362093
>no 100: All of the above

>>51296691
Long, but a good read

>>51355018
It's relatively new. I've seen it float around, have it saved now.

>>51368147
Never underestimate a Guardsman with a meltagun. I have one guy who has killed a Defiler, a Kytan Daemon Engine, two traitor Russes, and Belakor.
I now play him in a Dark Heresy campaign.

>>51370882
wow

>>51353784
I love it. She sure showed her parents up. Like hell she'll never slay beasts and be a hero (dunno if she ever saved a princess, but w/e).

RIP sweet mute o7

>>51350605
>aloud
Lrn2spell
It never specified what kind of loot was stored in the ass, and I don't see what's so implausible about being blinded when anything, shit or not, gets in your eyes. Go be a whiny little bitch baby somewhere else. You're just jealous that you don't have any friends to have silly, stupid fun with. Either that, or you're some edgelord that won't settle for anything less than SUPER SERIOUS GRIMDARK GRITTY GAMES lol

>>51348329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

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>>51359731
The first 40k pic I ever saved. I know it well. Here you go, broseph.

>>51364446

Eh, sorry. I assumed everyone was being neckbeardy (and also that you were the guy he was replying to, should have tagged that post instead).

>>51368132

What is this, a screenshot for ants?

>>51373254
No problem, man. He mentioned them, so I figured I'd post them just to see if he'd REEEE.

>>51286402
These kind of stories are shit. The constant and unrelenting use of rule-mangling and outright house rules ruin any sense of accomplishment or excitement.

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>>51348337
Did someone say JUSTICE

>this entire fucking thread
Hello, NASA? Can you use Voyager to keep an eye out for my sides?

>>51375274
>DUED MY SIDES xD
Please stop.

>>51373186
thanks

>>51331236
>>51368132
At least it's not as bad as that guy who used nicotine patches on a girl who he slept with to condition her.

>>51376784
W-what. Do share

>>51376913
As far as I know that's a webcomic thing, not a greentext: http://i.imgur.com/6idjm.jpg

>>51376913
I don't have the story saved but in short Anon who just quit smoking gets a girl to sleep with him.
When she is asleep he puts nicotine patches on her, sets silent alarm early so he can remove them before she wakes.
They get together some more and every time he repeats the patches.
Girl mentions how she feels much better sleeping at his place instead of her place and she moves in at his place or they get an apartment together, I don't remember.
Now he moves on to only putting nicotine patches on her after they've had sex.

Now as with anything on the internet the story could have been bull but god damn if it didn't grind every fibre of my moral core.

>>51377290
That shares certain elements of the story but I distinctly reading this story on /tg/ in greentext format.

>>51377307
>>51377290
That sounds... insane. Genius, but insane.

>>51377307
Wow.
I'm actually not sure whether that's more pathetic or messed up.

>>51315747
yo!

>>51286291
Neat, I was looking for that one.

>>51306475
>if anything, it would be the opposite, with Sesame street referencing to one of the little known details.
That is exactly what happened, in fact.

>>51324001
Y'know, the whole "HILLARY IS ACTUALLY BAD" thing falls especially flat here, considering the vice president tried to make it a jailable offense for same-sex couples to apply for a marriage license and promoted conversion camps.

By the way, if your endgoal is "stop people from doing gay stuff", putting folks in jail is a really counterproductive way to go about that.

>>51341736
I give a fuck about blind people.