so any fantasy setting with a god of murderhobos?
>>51279579
warhammer's khorne?
>>51279579
Wasn't Forgotten Realm's Bane an adventurer originally?
>>51279768
Answered my own question. From the FR wiki:
Like many of the younger gods, Bane was once a mortal human.[26] Little was known about the Black Hand's past, not even precisely when it was he lived, but the adventurer became known when he forged an alliance with two other mortal beings: Bhaal and Myrkul. Together, the three forged a pact of mutual aid and ambition: together they would conquer not just the world, but the heavens, becoming gods unto themselves.
>>51279579
You just wanted an excuse to post that picture, didn't you?
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
Well, I'm sure some fantasy settings will have blatant Allah expy...
>>51279579
What? Speak English.
>>51279964
Not human, but it IS a very nice picture.
>>51279579
dungeons and dragons
>>51280052
Not him* I meant to say, disregard that previous statement, I am completely 100% roundear-HUMAN, I mean human, just like you guys, heh heh.
>>51279768
Yes, but Talos, whose worshipers consist in large part of barbarians and brigands, is probably a better fit.
>>51279964
Who doesn't like having their ears rubbed?
>>51280182
dwarfs
>>51280182
I don't have ears you racist piece of shit.
>>51280052
>Not human
Let's see, there's tons of these in D&D but anything Chaotic Evil or neutral probably fits the bill.
Not really a god but there's the Dragonslayer spirit in Shadowrun.
>>51280223
My condolences, some people are truly cursed in this life.
>>51280223
Well if you had ears, I bet you'd like having them rubbed.
>>51280215
Dwarves don't like anything.
>>51279579
Most of the Dark Six from Eberron could be interpreted as such.
>>51279579
>Angry French elf noisesThe Merovingian from The Matrix:Reloaded is absolutely right. As a second language French speaker I have to say that endlessly stringing together insults in French is a veritable treat if your vocabulary is large enough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1BHuYOb8fM
>>51279964
I, honestly wanted to know if there was a God of Adventure. Hopefully I could sponge off some ideas if I got any replys. Who doesn't like pictures of moaning elves?
>>51280088
...I don't believe you.
>>51280223
Yeah you do, you just have no nubs to rub.
>>51280034
>>51280641
That's a fairly clever promise, because you can just fuck up growing the tree and claim that Allah killed it to show his will that you not suicide.
>>51279768
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.