>Every NPC is the GM attempting a poor English accent

Just think of all the games you could be enjoying if you didn't spend all your time making lame threads about what you imagine games are like.

>>51276362
>Every thread is anon complaining about shit that never happened, because he's too busy making these threads to actually play games or come up with original content.

>>51276362
Y'know, I can respect that. It shows the GM is actually trying, even if he's not that good at it.

>>51276399
>>51276401
This happens in games much more often than you might think.

>>51276429
Yeah, but you don't have a group, OP.

>>51276362

>Every NPC is the GM attempting to do Goatse.

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>>51276455
...What kind of games do you play in and how do I join?

>>51276492
add me on fatal

>>51276401
Well, he had to come up with something to replace quest threads with.

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>>51276547
>Still salty about Quests being removed
Seriously?

>>51276593
You know Hiro's planning on opening up /tg/ to quests again, right

As a British man, this would trigger me. All Americans who think they can do a 'British' accent: you can't, please stop.

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>>51276602

Better than my NPCs

All the NPCs I create end up having Brooklyn accents

>>51276611
I enjoy it, because I simply do sterotypical American accents after they take a moment to pause.

>>51276602
Hiro will rather kill one of the boards than fold /qst/ back to /tg/. Taking back his earlier decision, no matter how half-assed it was (3 months in "trial mode" my ass), would require admitting he was wrong before. That will not happen.

I'm the Perma DM. We do in person games. I know for a fact that the players get a kick out of me attempting really crappy accents, rather than portray every npc interaction as a monotone, vaguely disinterested character. I'm shit with accents, but if its what both myself and the players prefer, then thats what i'm doing.

>>51276362
> Every NPC either has a funny accent, or talks like a chav
> I have no choice in this matter, because of where I grew up
> By the time I realised I had a chavvy accent, it was to late to change.

>>51276362
oi u wot m8

Do British people ever sit around and pretend to talk like Americans when they're bored with friends too?

>>51278855
>admitting he was wrong before
>That will not happen
See: removing (You).

>>51279778
nah we do clapper accents when we're being sarcastically stupid

"I'mma run into traffic because I'm smart, 'murrica! guns! fuck the poor!"

>>51279940
That was not Hiro. That was some guy. Who had access to the server. Just some guy. Not Hiro! Maybe a hacker.

>tfw can do just enough accents to make a few NPCs who are interesting
>still have to make each character I play as different from each other as possible so I don't reuse the same voice

I guess I'm kinda paranoid about that

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>>51276362
>be britbong
>give an NPC a poor english accent anyway