This is a drawthread for bad artists.
Make requests for bad, lazy artists.
You too can be a bad artist. It's not hard. Even bad drawings can make people smile.
Please no super complex requests. This is for fun requests for bad artists.
Someone drew this for me.
(1) who?
(2) did you ever finish it?
(3) thank you so much for it
link to original request: >>51134777 →
Some one draw a human marrying a giant
>>51258082
Two Kalashnikov/Ak-47s ducking behind a crumbled wall holding humans. there's a discarded arm near one of them and she/it(?) is holding another arm and placing like about to reload the human. I'll leave to you what they are fighting if you want to include it.
I really don't think we need a constant Bad Drawthread.
>>51258199
>>51258199
>>51258082
The only time in history we have more drawings than requests in a thread.
>>51258312
A brawler chick highfiving an elder vampire as they stand over a chick with two holes in her neck.
>>51258224
I'd like to see this
bump
pls dont die
>>51258384
well thats cause bad art isnt in demand
Can I get something of Sword Princess?
>>51258082
I need an englishman with a top hat sweating blood
Extra badness is appreciated
>>51258694
Not good of english. Can be of understanding wrong.
>>51264237
>>51264517
itz so byoutiful
tanks
Requesting this with a Krieg soldier and instead of the hat his helmet has "Make the galaxy loyal" carved in it.
Requesting xenomorph mage
bump again. Where did everyone go?
I'm looking for a picture of a half-elf bard, just want it to be sort of silly. Not like xd so random just a bit cartoony. Thanks.
>>51264362
Is of good Komrad. Much da.
>>51272347
Dis too.
>>51272347AlmostSeriously though, I tried. Cartoon-style is suprisingly dificult for me to get right. Sorry Anonguess theres now country/western genre in your campaign now
>>51272820
Pinged me twice. Need reply here >>51270881
>>51272886
I was sure I fixed that mistake before posting. Whoops
>>51258082
Lady Techpriest on top of a tank arms deep in its engine guts.>>51258082
>>51276803
Oh yeah, it's live and trying to kill us.
Can I get some dragons as if they were dog breeds? (eg. dachshund dragon, pug, chihuahua, poodle dragon, etc)
Draw as many or as few as you like.
Requesting a Krieg soldier playing a mean piano like Jerry Lee Lewis. Muffled lyrics are optional.
Draw what you think an "alien vampire" looks like.
>>51258082
Woo, this is back.
(this is genuine excitement)
>>51278514
Sparkle dragons
Requesting a Raven (bird) wielding a RPG launcher.
>>51280489
Here's my attempt
>>51280671
Thank you so much anon! These are absolutely amazing!
>>51281034
I draw some stuff in a drawthread a few threads back, but haven't contributed here yet.
>>51280941
I see someone already shared theirs but I gave it an attempt too
Draw a fish fishing for cats
>>51279433
Imma hijack your thing for another thing I was gonna do before
>>51280940
>>51281034
>>51281143
Shit I meant to thank the dragon dog breed poster.
>>51281689
>>51282158
Nat 20 spot check from this one.
>>51267076
I tried
>>51282782
It's great mate! (best filename too)
I'm going to request a human attempting to be mysterious/edgy wearing two trenchcoats
>>51272820
Could you maybe try it in a style you're more comfortable with? I like the irreverence but if you don't mind trying something different that would be awesome.
Draw the four horsemen of the apocalypse having a tea break.
>>51280963
That looks like effort and skill went into it though
>>51284391
Thanks for the compliment! But I really didn't put too much effort in; I just tend to draw a lot of monsters in my spare time (and even then i was too lazy to draw hands for this one).
A skeleton doing something silly or making a pun, please !
Not a request from here but my friend wanted me to draw the XDDDDD face and I thought /tg might like it as well.
Give me a bugbear. Not a D&D one. Whatever you think when you hear the name bugbear.
>>51280940
I fucking love it
I would like to see an Imperial guardsman getting mauled by a chainaxe wielding berzerker, kharne or general khornate dude is cool too.
Bonus points for Krieger, Vostroyan or Steeler.
A blonde wizard dude wearing a button that says "#1 Human"
>>51290000
Well shit, wouldn't be right to deny those quads.
>>51286436
Here's what I came up with.
Maybe put a bit more effort than necessary but I liked the idea.
>>51291303
Exactly what I think when I read bugbear. Awesome anon.
>>51291446
Thanks. I never understood why bugbears in DnD were just some weird monkey-things.also I just realized I fucked up the filename, welp
>>51282030
Ah, Praetorian guard, those fine chaps are always on point, even when they aren't
i want a hulky buffy Orc / Ogre that is an Assassin / Nightblade.
Hooded and cloaked. with daggers and a bow.
>>51291861
Thanks Anon
>>51272347
this is genius
>>51281463
I love it.
Three hobbits in a cloak pretending to be a human please.
oh boy did someone say shit art and artists
because this is my element, since at some ungodly hour browsing /tg/ ded threds I found someone asking for what the goblin gods look like and thought: hey, let's draw this, it's a great idea and nothing can go wrong
and then instead of something original, I created a final fantasy villain, Goblin Gaston, the fattest goblin ever to exsist, Red XIII deviantart donutsteel and a cross between a goblin shark and a goblin snake
please kill me, or break my hands, or both
>>51294297
I like those, your art is nice.
>>51284333
I tried
>>51292557
>>51293691
Here you go.
Also bonus mermaids because I had some space on the page and doodling weird mermaids is kind of my thing, it seems.
>>51294297
Good art, but fucking Lord, those designs.
I'm homebrewing a dragon/damselfly race. Could you turn this cutie into a respectable, futuristic-looking waitress?
>>51296899
Thanks anon, I love it!
>>51298580
Here it is!
I take donations on patreon if you're feeling generous ^///^
>>51298747
Hope you don't mind if I touched her up a little. Felt like she was missing a little feminine touch.
Requesting this with a Krieg soldier who's teaching young imperial youths about the legendary MG42. Also no text.
Requesting a black templar giving a thumbs up this one for reference
>>51301222
>>51301414
I'm happy with this thank you
>>51278514
Sit... Stay... Kidnap the princess... Roll over...
One bug of your choice realizing he took off for lunch at the wrong time as there is a bunch of other worker bugs in line for some McDonalds.
>>51299951
Bump.
don't die
Saved this bad boy from a thread many ages since passed.
>>51280940
All of these are great.
>>51299951
Here you go.
(sorry for the messy filling, realized too late I was using the brush for the lines instead of the pencil)
Draw a flumph being mistaken as the FSM
>>51307939
Hope this is what you wanted
Bump.
Also requesting a Ettin, with one head that's tsundere for the other.
>>51309113
It's great anon!
>>51309573
Here you go
>>51310011
Glad you liked
>>51311117
Brilliant!
Requesting an insanely ugly gnome, dressed like how garden gnome decorations usually look and smoking a pipe that blows bubbles.
>>51311553
>>51258082
I would like a smiling cow (like on a milk commercial) only it looks like it was drawn by a chinaman that never saw a cow in his life and his instructions were "it's like a big horse with horns."
>>51313354
This. Is. Perfection.
Good on you anon!
>>51313820
Glad you like it
>>51313354
>>51307387
I love it!
A cat in a UFO abducting a dog.
Anyone mind drawing a hobgoblin wizard?
I need a fat kobold sitting on the floor firing a crossbow!
Can I have a half-orc in a bathhouse tub, eating a piece of fish while holding a plate full of them (there needs to be chunks of fish flying out of his mouth too) and make a brown mist start forming up underneath him almost touching the waters edge.
All this while saying "Oh hey what's up guys" nonchalantly.
So this is what I missed from the new draw threads. The fun.
Thanks whoever thought of this.
>>51316435
Anything specific abot the wizard or just any?
>>51321502
oshti
>>51320794
When I originally made the first Bad Drawthread, I sort of thought it would just be a one-time thing.
Personally, I think that these threads have much better requests than the ones in the regular drawthread, but at the same time I don't really think /tg/ needs two constant drawthreads.
It might make sense to combine the two, or rather to simply encourage more bad drawthread habits and styling in the regular /tg/ drawthread. As it is now, it's kind of a weird lottery where people mainly repost their personal characters in hopes of receiving a delivery that could easily be worth fifty dollars or more, and there's a lot of crowding that happens because of these reposts along with that weird "anchoring" business. While it's fun to see some of the amazing deliveries, the threads themselves are just not all that fun. The requests are just too private and personal.
Maybe this Two Thread system is the solution, to let people make silly requests and for even novice drawfags to make deliveries without feeling like they're disappointing someone by making them have to wait 2-3 threads before reposting their request. While I don't want to discourage the artists who want to put hours and even days into their deliveries, I do think that drawthreads are more fun when they're a little less serious, and when people are making requests that are more open to interpretation or otherwise just more open to the rest of the board.
But, that's putting way too much thought into this. I'm just happy people are enjoying themselves, and while having two drawthreads isn't exactly elegant, who cares?
>>51266442
Basic photoshop, all you'd have to do is some basic recolouring and drag and drop, do it yourself, memer.
>>51315756
>>51321840
That's awesome.
Also the true origin story of catdog.
>>51284330
Sorry anon, I actually missed your comment.
Here's another attempt, closer to my styleread:more weaboo, and even worse imo. I'm afraid that to try something better I'd have to do it on paper. I don't have a scanner/or good enough camera at the ready.
So ya''ll are stuck with me free-handing in ms paint.
I would like to request an ogre eating soap and being unhappy about it.
>>51321712
I have to admit that I personally like the bad drawthread a lot more than the normal one. I'd like to think that I'm a relatively good artist but seeing some of the ridiculous skill that is shown off in the main drawthread is really discouraging (and I don't think I personally would want to put in that much effort for someone's random OC).
The main drawthread seems to move very quickly too and I don't know how well combining the threads would work due to that. But I do agree two drawthreads may not be perfect, just that I don't really see an elegant solution at this point.
The less serious format of this drawthread is what drew me here originally, and finding it really threw me back into drawing again. I'm happy that people are participating and I'm really enjoying seeing and drawing some of the silly requests that come in.Also, thanks so much for posting that barbarian pic again! I never downloaded it in the first thread and was sad to have missed it
>>51290000
It's a damn crime that only one person has responded to those quads.
Now two.
>>51323226
Y'know when you try to shrink an image by 20% but accidentally inflate it to 200%?
Whoops
>>51323277
Hurfadurf forgot to apply picture
Fuck resizing
>>51283425
Thank you
Draw a well dressed orc reading some ancient tome
>>51323297
Kinda looks like a certain youtuber I could name
>>51321502
>>51321534
Perfect, thank you!
Can I get a battleship firing its guns?
Requesting an obscenely oversized sword wielded by a human fighter.
a bearded, purple coated wizard playing street craps with a band of knights
Can I get a domesticated squig named wiggity wiggins