>the local orc tribes worship the gods of fitness and beach

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>Gods of Fitness
WAMUU

Like, the shark people are totally going to ruin the clambake, man!

>>51241170
I'm glad we ousted quests so we could have more quality threads like this.

>>51241211
me too desu

at least here we can come up with creative ideas that can easily be worked into any setting

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>>51241170
>>the local orc tribes worship the gods of fitness and beach fun

>the unfit gave the opportunity to flee towards the sea as the followers of fit get to pursue and slaughter them on the sands

>hilarity ensues as the local fit-buffon performs "the fake shark" on the unfit who have reached the sea
>the blood effects are not actually fake

>>51241170
ULTIMATE VOLLEYBALL!!!

>>51241191
This art is so terrible.

>>51241170
>Some Orcs have created a nation of /fit/izens
>Instead getting stronger to fight more, they fight more to get stronger
>No matter their Occupation, everyone from High born Fops to lowly peasants to the nerdiest of Nerds are focused with how to get buff in their free time
>Their Patron Diety is Zyzz, the God of Gains, who became so fit that he transcended the mortal plane
>Every morning on the day of a Full Moon, they pay tribute to his achievements by doing 1000 squats while shoveling oats into their mouths
>They then celebrate the night away with a beach party/feast
>Their Military, while unconventional, is still formidable in it's own right
>Don't use Seige machinery or crossbows because "That's pussy shit for weak-ass Nerds who can't fight"
>Make up for this by being able to throw boulders, cannon balls, and bombs with their bare hands.
>Their Naval force is reliant on Aquamancers, who create giant waves to surfboard across oceans with.
>Their Coming of age rite comes in the form of a Pentatholon: running, swimming, climbing, surfing, and of course, fighting
>Secretly plagued by a massive Drug running ring, selling illegal, dangerous, Sports drugs and steroids, causing numerous deaths and health problems

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>>51241858

>>51241170

OBTAINING AN 80'S ORCHISH WAIFU WITH POOFY HAIR

>>51242004
I feel like he hit his best in mid stardust, personally.

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>>51242024

>>51241170

>orcs have a vested interest in beaches and now control most of them and inadvertently become a major player for ocean trade, insert any political plotline
>particularly hip locations show a habit of becoming boom towns before waning in popularity and falling apart, leading the residents to try dangerous ideas to rekindle or keep interest.
>some traditional orcs of the "blood and honor" variety have started evangalizing the /fit/ness benefits of a life of eternal war, some young orcs are being swayed

the possibilities are only limited by the imagination!

>>51241211
me too anon, best thing that has happened to /tg/ in a long time

>>51241170
>a kindly, hat wearing Druid, styled by many as the king of nature, wishes you to safeguard the realm by slaying a particularly vile breed of goblin, one that steals the vitality of those it attacks
>the prince has recently ascended unto the heavens via the holy sauna, and the realm needs aid to decide the next one.
>Jeff won't go. Make him

>>51242299
druids don't wear hats

this has to be a trick

>>51242036
late stardust to mid diamond is best art. SBR is great too but I miss the giant men of muscle a bit.

>>51241741
>The orcs have taken over a local beach. The only way to take it back is to beat them in a volleyball competition.

>>51242328
Question him not about his hat, lest his savage gnomes descend upon you

>>51241963
I'm gonna need to steal that idea and write it down for later.

>>51242024

>80s Orc fitness qt

She better have a god damn bush. I'm so sick of these hairless girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWnuqQLoozc

>>51241170
>>51242960
>>51242024
How do they make spandex????

>>51243185
Gift from the gods.

>>51241170
dice+1d100

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>>51241170
>gods of fitness
all orcs do this no matter what universe they belong to

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>>51241170
>A local duchy has stopped paying tribute to the king for over half a year, and those who claim to have family living in the region haven't heard from their relatives either
>All scouts and envoys sent to the region never return
>The king hires a party of adventurers to investigate
>Turns out the orcs opened a new gym in the region, everyone who enters the region becomes a member by default
>Participation is obligatory, but their intense training regimen has a 85% mortality rate
>On the plus side, all the survivors become handsome studs and sexy musclegirls

Alternatively
>The Dark Lord's armies are utterly crushing the Alliance of the Light
>The soldiers describe the Dark Lord's troops as inhuman, with the strength of multiple men, and all confirm they weren't like this before
>The PCs are sent to investigate
>Turns out every batallion has an orc instructor assisting the military officers who oversees their training
>Squatz + Oatz = Good (territorial) gainz

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>>51242299
kek

>>51242299
I assist my liege, Scoobius the Natty in taking up the mantle the prince has left behind and drive away the hoard of goblins. Only then can I re-rack my sword and retire.