What does your character want?

>>51219178
Justice

Some warm pajamas.

>>51219178
The snazziest hat.

>>51219178
l want a good girl but l need bad pussy

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>>51219178
Central Air Conditioning

>>51219178
To see your head on a spike

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>>51219178
Knowledge. All of it.

What he thinks he wants is power, lots of it, all of it.

He's actually just terrified of being alone.

>>51219178

To be able to cook eggs in the morning without getting the yolk everywhere.

Oath of Devotion [Honor] - Paladin
I once decided to save a life of a succubus. She sworn not to betray an oath she made to me (Not to do ill to unarmed people) and we had an affair for a while, she used to travel and adventure with me. But one day when we faced a strong opponent she teleported me out when I was in danger. I came back to see the monster killed and her gone, now I seek to find her so we could reunite one day. Suspicious that the demons got her under the influence again I became a sort of a demon hunter,

>>51219178
A quiet life.

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>>51219178
I want to live just long enough to be there when they put your head on a pike as a warning to future generations that some favors come at too high a cost. I want to be there and wave. Just like this!

Who cares what you want? You're just going to die before you accomplish it, anyway.

>>51220610

>Getting the quote wrong.

You could have just looked it up on wikiquote or something.

>>51219178
To crush his enemies, to see them driven before him and to hear the lamentation of their womenfolk.

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>>51219178
God's love.

>>51219178
To aid in disaster relief, and when there's downtime, good booze and good sex.

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>>51219178
money and friends

>>51219178

to purge the unclean

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>>51219178

She just wants to stop being surrounded by such idiots.

Then maybe unite the Germanic peoples of Europe under one banner.

For everything to be the way it used to be.

>>51219178
Orc Dick

>>51219178
Perfect justice, perfect order, nobody gets to have any fun, everybody knows their place, and she's supervising it all.

>>51219178
Same as this feller or lady >>51219186

>>51219178
To colonize Dinosaur Island.

>>51220699
I want your pious booty!

>>51219178
Money
but they don't realize what they really want is friends

He wants revenge and his honor back. What he needs is forgiveness.

>>51220832
Life cleric-chan is not for sexual. She is for chaste, platonic headpats after heals.

And bullying by telling her that her god isn't the best.

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>>51219178

>>51219178
Money

And a really really really big dog

>>51220948
Nope, she's getting the Unholy Burst Vorpal Dick tonight!

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Everything.

>>51220948
>Life cleric-chan
You mean White Mage?

>>51221172
You mean healbot?

>>51219178
The unification of all the Germanic volk under one banner.

>>51219178
Gehenna.

>>51220699
Why is Christ-chan so dreamy?
I'm not even religious...

>>51219178
Another fight to win. Another purse of coin made keeping outlaws and monsters BTFO. Another tavern that cheers his name. Another drink on the house. Another drink on the house. A warm bed. Another drink on the house. For the wizard to put down her spellbook for a few minutes and finally notice him. For the bard to stop trying to accelerate the process, because it isn't working. For the rogue to stop beating him in Liar's Dice (he won't). For the cleric to stop being so damned creepy (she won't).

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>>51221239
Me too, anon.

Char 1: To fix the swordmasters problem of apocalyptic undead invasion
Char 2: To be rid of Satan's influence over him
Char 3: Remember, or rediscover, what he did what he did when he was alive and what happened thereafter

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>>51219178
To find a purpose to his life and to know if it's possible to truly live for that purpose.

>>51219178
To free his homeland from the lich that conquered it.
>Dead
To complete his quest to slay the bison headed minotaur cult leader and go home and be a family man.
>Dead
Literally no motivation or desire whatsoever, just to be a murder hobo.
>Lives a long healthy life, acquiring money and getting bitches. Retires happily
Why does this happen? Why does every character I actually put any thought into end up cursed by the dice gods while the walking stat block has no problems?

>>51219178
Make his town great again!

He wants to help, he's just not very good.

>>51219178
A non-homicidial party.

He wants to become a gang leader, and for people to stop seeing him as that bleeding heart janitor from the retiree home.

>>51219178
To build a race in his own image (He's a one-off Warforged) and vecome their god.

Parents, safety, to not be eaten alive out in the wasteland.

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To find his memories and protect his friends.

>>51219178
Companions that don't sidetrack in order to become some edgy villain from their favorite anime.
At least the GM prevents it.

He wants his goddamn farm back.

>>51219178
A secure power source and regular upgrades.

>>51220699
Same here, my way of searching for christ's salvation is repenance and monster genocide.

>>51219178
Enough money to not have to worry about money

>>51220631
I could've, but I was feeling lazy and wanted to just post. Alternatively
>Shitposting about getting the quote a tiny bit wrong.
You could've just smiled and moved on, cockbite.

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>>51219178
He's just, like, very spiteful.

>>51219178
The swashbuckler wants fame, glory, and to do everything and everyone worth doing. Also good fights, she loves good fights.

The socialite/diplomat just wants daddy to approve of her. He is a fae merchant prince with dozens of half-human children who all crave and fight for his approval. Fortunately she Exalted as an Eclipse Solar, unfortunately he fears her now and exiled her. That just means she must try harder.

The Vampire merchant/socialite wants every kind of power she can get hands on, to the point of being downright fanatical in the pursuit of her ambitions. Though what she really wants is to be safe from anyone being able to hurt her ever again.

The Romulan starship captain wishes dearly she could have been an space opera singer. Now all she wants is that her duty be taken care of, so she can finally absolve herself of her guilt via suicide. She's manipulated, killed, and betrayed so many people for the good of the Empire, and she hates it, but she has to keep doing it because all the other nobles care only by their petty ambitions.

The space pirate captain wants to find a way to free her crew, the only thing in the universe she cares about, from the blond brat who is holding them hostage to force her cooperation. Ideally before he's finished reconquering his kingdom and makes her his queen. His bedchambers are loathsome enough already without being married to him.

The combat engineer Cybertronian mercenary just wants a fat paycheck for doing the only thing she's good at. Though she is also funding research into backing up Cybertronian conciousness in a bid to attain immorality. Yes the paychecks are that fat, millions of years of combat experience are expensive.

The Night Solar starfighter pilot wants to kill the Tyrant Sun for killing her queen (whose Exaltation she now holds). She also really wants the Sovereign who fell in love with her in battle, and switched sides to be with her, to fuck-up so she can kill him. This time she won't miss.

>>51219178
To become a mechanical god

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>>51219178
Safety,

>>51223237
Also as to how they did in accomplishing their goals:

>Swashbuckler is so far on the path of getting exactly what she wants.

>Daddy caught magical sickness and was dying, leaving him scrambling for a worthy successor. He hoped his exiled daughter would be it, but she told him she was too mindfucked to be more than a more powerful version of her siblings, but she would try her best to hold up his domain regardless.

>The vampire is thus far is successfully climbing the power ladder, and has even ascended to Princedom, but she is also slowly realizing that she'll never, ever be safe.

>The Romulan is probably going to wind up Empress just to keep all the other idiots off the throne, and hating every minute of it.

>The blond brat already won. There's no way the captain can escape, and given time his powers can bend even a will as strong her's. The pirate crew are are already his. Eventually she shall be his as well, so she will be his queen and she will like it.

>Mercenary Cybertronian can keep doing what she's doing until someone gets lucky and kills her, but copying her spark will prove effectively impossible, so that will be the end. It was a good life though.

>Falls in love with the Sovereign in spite of herself, but refuses to admit until he forces her to by raping her. It works because she can't bring herself to kill him, or even hate him, thus proving her feelings. Defeating the Tyrant Sun is close to impossible even for Exalted, so this may take a while, but she could conceivably do it.

>>51219178
My character was just out to get groceries. Now he's stuck in the middle a holy crusade and somehow a pre-acolyte to an inquisitor. Dark Heresy is weird.

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>>51223610
Seems like business as usual.

>>51221044
kek

PF: Have a good time.
Anima: Be a hero.
CP2020: Go legit.

>>51219178
All right. Fine! You really want to know what I want? You really want to know the truth? I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy. I want to see the Centauri stretch forth their hand again, and command the stars! I-I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of power. I want to stop running through my life like a man late for an appointment, afraid to- to look back, or to look forward. I want us to be what we used to be! I want…I want it all back, the way that it was! Does that answer your question?

kill monsters and get money

My character wants to get enough money to start a travelling performance show

>>51219178
His kingdom back

The death of the gods

To not be surrounded by fucking sun children REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51219178

He doesn't know, he thinks might just be going through the motions of living.

Slaying monsters is slightly helping.

>>51219178
One wants trophies of dangerous creatures and people to parade around town with, the other wants to experience adventures that people talk about in fables centuries down the line.

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>>51219178
money, and elven pride,

My first one: To become a legend of chivalry, justice and goodwill. On a more personal level, to obtain a noble title so he can marry his sweetheart.

My upcoming one: To understand the Great Machine Spirit and reach enlightenment. Or become immortal. Whichever comes first.

>>51219178
Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.
Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
— Zhang Xianzhong's "Seven Kill Stele"

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>>51221407
Are those mink's eyes in that jar?

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>>51219178
To travel the world, mastering magics of the realms before returning home to not-Egypt and deposing it of its traditions. And its Pharaoh.

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them guts

THEM WALLS

To see the floating castles, underwater cities, undead cities, and flying whales she heard about in stories as a child.

Also fuck those assholes back in her home town.

>>51219178
To do my job, tell jokes, and if possible make the world a better place.

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>>51219178
He just wants to go home, but that'll never happen.

>>51219178
To be whole again.

Propane and propane accessories.

>>51219178
Gold, women and booze.

which is why i plunder ancient tombs for treasure and jewelry to sell or give to tavern wenches and buy drinks to everyone.

fool proof plan really.

>>51219178
To resurrect his sister.

However, what he wants and what he needs are two very different things, and what he needs is probably to let go of what has become a very unhealthy obsession with his dead sibling.

Alas, the drums of tragedy beat to their own tune.

>>51221151
Mellon, galenas, GNAE

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>>51219178
Russia defeated, Putin's head on a pike in Red Square, and a good hockey game.

>>51219178
To not be kept in my file cabinet waiting for the day I actually play a damn game instead of DMing.

>>51220711
checked

>>51223610
I wish to hear more about this.

>>51225658
So you're a jingoistic Canadian or a traitorous Russian?

That last bit is facetious

>>51219178
Everything.
I want it ALL.

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A plantation where he can raise sugarcane and tobacco.

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>>51219178
To be an adventurer.

Considering he started as a blacksmith apprentice and is now on the run from three loving provinces who wish to make him their king, I think he succeeded.

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>>51219178
the power to gain more power

>>51221500
Oi that's my character

>>51219178
To kill all beasts

>>51219178
>What does your character want
To kill enough monsters to stop the nightmares
That and
Two story house with a back yard and white picket fence
A son and daughter with his waifu
too bad she's a soulless abomination that can't reproduce with humans

To get swole as fuck.

Friends, good times and glory.

>>51219178
Money, Bigger Guns, To Retire somewhere with no extradition laws, to watch Aztlan burn to the ground.

>>51219178
Survival.

To be pretty forever and live with her beautiful monstrous creations with occasional human contact to complement her on how pretty her dress is or adorable her monsters are.

To spread joy to the orphans of the world through the toys she makes and hands out

>>51219178
It used to be to bring peace back to her home but now she just wants everything over with so she can go home, pratice her singing and cuddle up with her two spouses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y
Why yes, I am playing Black Crusade.

>>51230534
>two spouses

Gotta love being a Mormon

>>51219178
phat lewt

>>51219178
The usual: Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space, and the pleasure of hearing that all my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me. And you?

>>51220226
What? The yolk?

>>51219178
Get these fucking squids outta my head

>>51223796

>Cyberpunk
>Going legit

That shit's harder than world peace son.

To start an arcane university that trains wizard inquisitors. Inquisitors being less of the zealous, religious kind and more as the literal word, making wizard investigators and skilled diviners/manhunters.

Eventually the overarcing goal is to claim his own kingdom and turn it into an arcane powerhouse without match.

>>51219178
sleep

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What do you think?

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Pussy. And to serve the Emperor of Man. Preferably both and in great quantity.

The intensity of battle

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>>51219178
To defeat the mighty wizards of the world and perfect his gunsmithing so that he alone may stand at the peak of having the loudest BOOMS.

>>51219178
To save up enough money to retire.

For the military to take him back from his "covert assignment" that is essentially just keeping him out of sight after he went a little crazy.

to see everything.

He just wants his dead mentor waifu back, and his old job as well.

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>>51219178
Leave this place. They are not for you.

I'm in the mid of the 4th season now. This show is amazing.
Is Marcus a Gary Stu?

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To continue exploring ancient ruins, collecting magical artifacts and punching nazis and aztec mummies in the face. All to please the memory of his father and his obsession with the occult.

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>>51219178
His family back together again.
Whether they like it or not.
Pic related.

>>51234038
Nah, just ostentatious and a foil to everyone else's seriousness.

He's that one faggot in the group who won't stop making jokes and being all chipper when everyone else is in the mood for a slow, horrible war against an implacable and devastating foe.

I mean, he gets his ass handed to him too much, and is disliked by too many people to be a Gary Stu.

>>51219178
To not get killed by the rest of the party's murder-filled ambitions while preferably not getting into worse trouble than he's already in due to the ambitions of now-dead party members.
At least if he finally dies he'll rest knowing the rest will die shortly afterwards and stop terrorizing the world.

To make the world a better place, for his daughter's sake.

>>51219178
He wants to be worth nothing, because at the moment he knows he's worth less than nothing, and being just nothing would be a start.

>>51219178
Revenge on the navy for killing her crew.
Her own ship to be the captain of.
For the booze/sex/drugs to fill that hole where her crew used to be.

>>51219178
a quiet life

>>51219178
Short Term:
The Rogue Trader to be less greedy and more righteous instead.

Long Term:
To go home and be a proper Mordian again.

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Probably just wants to die and find peace, alas, while the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace.

Being a glorified combat servitor sucks.

>>51219178
The annihilation of multiple people- and everyone those people love- that he deems responsible for the death and annihilation of his lover.

Clarification: Annihilation means destruction of both body and soul. He's already succeeded with one group of people.

>>51234786
Is that a motherfucking American Psycho and David Bowie reference?

Friends. To know she's not going insane. To finish her job before the world ends. To stop questioning her reality.

>>51235578
i dont know, but he is a german mechanic in ww1 who was dropped into hell, then did horrible mistakes that made him the cause of this bullshit through time paradox, then accidently killed a little girl because he got demon prion disease, was burned, stabbed , shot and used as a baseball bat, gets pushed around in a figurative chess game as a neutral unit and has to work together with a power-obsessed Frau Doktor and a fat noble.

hey, but at least he got Angel-Jetstream-Sam's sword and an edition of FAUST that was written by the actual author (who is Mephistopheles)

>>51219178
To kill a demigod and then live a quiet life.

>>51219178
To get back to slashing and stop working for a crimelord. Its very irritating to be a slasher who enjoys the intimacy of private killings and find yourself stuck working for a committee for fear of being revealed.

Its all very irritating.

>>51219178
First guy wanted to restore the land to it's people but the party just outvoted him every time and decided they wanted to raid a dungeon instead of helping so he quit. This character was important to me, made me realise a character's backstory should be free of any urgency.

Second character thinks she wants to bring magic well and truly under the dominion of humanity.

>wanted to get married
>she was turned into a vampire
>he smote evil

He doesn't even know why he goes on anymore, why he keeps getting back up. It's been 5 years, he keeps on paladining.

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>>51219178
Ass. Ass and titties.

>>51230061

> extradition laws

As if they matter in the 6th world

>>51219178
A human-looking synthetic body and the opportunity to properly process the death of his daughter.

>>51220221
:(

TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION FROM BORGOISE!
TO GIVE THEM TO PROLETARIAT!
PS no commo though

>>51219178
To spread the gifts of Grandfather Nurgle across the galaxy, and become even more of a powerful sorcerer!

>>51237205
As long as the your hammers and sickles dont touch its not commo.

>>51219178
reassignment off this shit case.

>>51219178
Kill the Runelord and salvage its library to begin its own world domination scheme.

A new car and a nice apartment.

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>>51219178
to die

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To end it all.

>>51219178
Shot term:
Find my missing friend and deflect blame for the last mission I cocked up. Maybe get a new horse. And a wagon.

Long term:
Do my job, get paid, and deflect blame for every mission I cock up. There's some politics and some bullshit going on in the campaign as well, but my character doesn't really care.
I just want to do a good day's work as a vaguely moral paramilitary enforcer, and if possible help people along the way.

>>51219178
He just wants to have a home again

>>51219178
He just wants to be happy. Too bad he's a hollow soul, spiteful, venomous cunt of a person who wouldn't know happiness when she came up and offered him a love, caring, and a small province.

>>51219178
To have fun, mostly.

which would include playing Fenrisian scrumball with his Inquisitor's head

>>51221151
I feel stupid for wanting to know what film that's from.

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>>51234146
I know the feel man