Stat me /tg/

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>>51211390
>tiny arms
Low str
>gut
Low dex
>sexmachine
High Con
High Cha

No reason to assume his INT or WIS are either below or above average.

>>51211390
He's not number 1.

Special qualities:
Dickman
Raised Phil
Loves the Ladies

>>51211390
>Last year's stale memes, minus ten points

>>51211504
>INT
He's Filipino so he has -2 INT and Darkvision 30 feet

>>51211390
Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72aLUzHxnHM

>>51213815
>Nutshack
>Stale
Are you even number 1, Daniel?

>>51211390
Favored Enemy: Phil

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>>51217748
They lyrics say that "he raised Phil", not "he hates Phil" like many people think.