HAPPY SLAANESHMAS BOY TOYS!
>>51201419
How is killing xenos together with hertetic bringing happiness and joy to the humans in galaxy ? They perverted the idea of slaneshmass
>>51201463
WE'RE ALL HUMAN, AND SUPER HUMAN, UNDER IT ALL GAL PAL, AND WE NEED A DAY TO BLOW OFF STEAM WITH THEM BEFORE WE GET BACK TO RAPING THEM AND STEALING THEIR SOULS!!!!!
>>51201483
Slaneshmas should be about hugging and giving presents and candy to the poor slaves of the corpse emperor
>>51201508
THESE SILLY 'OL TENTACLES CAN BE A BIT RAPEY, AND I PROMISED TO RAPE ANY OF THE SERVANTS OF THE CORPSE ON THIS DAY OF SLAANESHMAS, SO I INSTEAD USE THEM ON XENOS!!! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET DADDY AND MUMMY/DADDY!?!? ARE YOU PROUD!?!?!?!?
>>51201533
FAHCK YOU
>>51201545
OH YOU SILLY BILLY
>>51201575
>Purging heretics with sex appeal?
>Nothing can beat the... Speedossar!
SLY MARBO!
>>51201897
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Put on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I relate to him on so many levels
I legit kek'd at that
Dear daddy Lucius for this Slaaneshmas, I'd like a link to a download or torrent for Fabius Bile: The Progenitor audiobook! Please, please I've been ever such a naughty boy!
Seriously though, anyone got a link to this, or Leman Russ the Great Wolf audio or Red Tithe ebook, ever since Kickass took a nosedive it's been a pain in the ass to get up to date downloads.
HELLO FELLOW LOYAL IMPERIUM CITZENS
HOW DOES EMPEROR DAY TREAT ME
Silly purple Stormcast Eternals.
Everyone knows Slaanesh is being kept in a cave somewhere by Aelves and having souls pulled from him like teeth. As well as teeth. Piercings too, and all dignity.