One word story

>>51191315
Somebody

I'm

>>51191349
once

>>51191356
trapped

>>51191356
Gay

>>51191363
for

>>51191371
you

>>51191349
>>51191356
>>51191360
>>51191361
>>51191363
>>51191371
>>51191382


Dear Somebody, I'm Once trapped gray for you...

>>51191382
If

>>51191421
you

>>51191401
but

>>51191430
stuff

>>51191443
-t sex

>>51191450
Then

>>51191443
Ter

>>51191466
Sperm

trainwreck

>>51191474
through

my

>>51191516
heart.

NIGGERS

Dear Somebody,

I'm Once trapped gay for you, if you, but stufft sex Then Ter Sperm trainwreck through my heart.

-NIGGERS

GON'

>>51191554
Response letter is a go:

Dear

Sir

>>51191554
translation:

Dear Stranger,

I once was trapped by the homossexual love I felt for you, but if it's true that you stuff Ter's butt with sperm, my heart will be wrecked like it was part of a train accident.

Sincerely, black men.

>>51191624
, What

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>>51191656

This is pretty beautiful for a shitpost.

Perhaps the world this letter is written in a world that developed English but the grammar and sentence structure is very different

>>51191726
was

my

>>51191846
name

again?

>>51191895
is

>>51191924
torturing

memes

I

>>51192088
simply

Doggo

dont

Euphonium

cry

>>51192156
tears

>>51192156
for

for

>>51192164
Harambe

you

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>>51192156
>>51192163

Dear Sir,

What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears

ugly

lovely

>>51192221
now.

>>51192230
hobo.

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Who

>>51192252
took

my

face?

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>>51191656

>>51192295
t.

the

>>51192323
Alberto

Syrian

Barbosa

Dear Sir,

What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears for for Harambe you ugly lovely now. Hobo. Who took my face?

t. the Alberto "Syrian" Barbosa.

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>>51191962
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>>51192351

Dear Sir,

What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears for for Harambe you ugly lovely now. Hobo. Who took my face?

t. The Alberto Syrian Barbosa

Dear Sir,

What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears for for Harambe you ugly lovely now. Who took my face?

t. The Alberto Syrian Barbosa.

End of letter.

So

long

gay

ass

fornicator

,

>>51192481
with

some

respect

>>51192377
>>51192387
>>51192393
We definitely need some translation on this one

fedora

dongs

niggers

>>51192393
>>51192592

Dear Sir;

What was the name you used to call me again? Are the memes still torturing, I simply think of Doggo, But Euphonium doesn't cry tears, for Harambe, or for your ugly, lovely self now. Who took my face (the man I used to be)?

Sincerely, Ablerto Syrian Barbosa, The one.

>>51192889
This is light weight depressing.

>>51192995
The black man was in love with Alberto Barbosa, but also spitted that her may or may not be having an affair with Ter. Alberto Barbosa promptly writes back, telling The Black Man that he doesn't remember their pet name. And that although he thinks of Doggo, Euphonium doesn't cry. Not for Harambe, not for the Black Man's beauty tainted by his ugly character. (Jealousy, perhaps, drove Alberto away?). Alberto wonders who changed him so much, that he can't recognize on the mirror the man he was once happy to be.

>>51193095
I think Euphonium is Alberto. He's telling the Black Man he doesn't cry anymore. He's done crying.

>>51193095
>>51193148
Truly this is a riveting tale.