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you like dnd stories? 2017-01-12 05:40:18 Post No. 51159778
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>playing DND homebrew on roll20
>group enters run down tavern
>very depressing vibe, bad music, horrible drinks, that sort of thing
>gnome druid asks bartender where he can get laid
>rolls a critical charisma success
>"go into the out of order bathroom and talk to the dwarf in there"
>gnome druid goes into bathroom
>"you want to get laid? 5 gold pieces"
>gnome pays dwarf
>the dwarf opens up a bathroom stall revealing a fat disgusting half orc female
>DM pulls gnome druid into a private call
>chat log has 2 critical failure rolls in a row
>DM and gnome back into main call
>bathroom door slams open
>gnome druid is screaming at the top of his lungs, and is running around naked and covered in a mystery liquid
>gnome runs out of tavern and into the forest
>fat disgusting half orc then walks out of the bathroom
>DM announces that the person who was playing the gnome now controls the fat half orc
>never see the gnome again
>mfw
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>>51159778
also the DM never told us what happened in that bathroom to cause such events
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>>51159778
Woah... that's insane
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>>51159778
I think this is a great story but I wouldn't be surprised if this thread got no responses.
It's not the kind of story to elicit responses even if it's enjoyed.
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>>51159866
oh yeah i know i just really wanted to share lol
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>>51159778
10/10
Very creative
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>playing with my regular group
>searching for a secret behind magical cards
>eventually we hear from a bard and a tavern
>ohshitit'stimeboys.mov
>we get there, the bard is the really flamboyant type
>pretends not to know what we're talking about
>I get him startled, and decide to commit
>if I surprise you, will you tell me?
>I'd like to see you try
>natural twenty mixed with really good descriptions actually impresses him
>"hm, ok, I can give you a name, or we can make this interesting: double or nothing"
>I proceed to try the same thing again, to no result
>our barbarian rolls a good stealth (without me noticing)
>"once I get behind him I slam his head on the table"
>"roll for damage"
>the little shit rolled a twenty and >really< good dices
>I actually died from that
>"well, I'm impressed."
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>>51160801
LOVE this story
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>>51160814
The barbarian actually got kinda sad, but what could he do? I was a constitutionless bard
We won that campaign good, though
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