Do they have TV in the Eye of Terror?

>>51140605
If they did, all the channels would alternate between grey tones designed to drive you further towards chaos, screams of the damned, and bad late night comedy shows.

>>51140635
Like Night Court.

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>>51140635
>>51140645

What kind of cartoons do Chaos children watch?

>>51141320
A cross between Judge Judy, Elfen Lied, and Lazytown, that is if you can get your TV to stop morphing and oozing blood and pus.

>>51140605
They did.
Now they can't get reception with Cadia missing.

>>51141320
I'm picturing a 80's era He-Man-esqe cartoon show about A Khorne Warrior.

>Abbadon sits down to season 400 of The Walking Dead
>Turns out it was being broadcast from Cadia

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51140605
Yes. Imagine /tv/ as a show.

>>51140605
The pylons on cadia were actually broadcasting imperial tv shows into the eye so chaos don't have watch their own shows wich are terrible, and now when cadia is rip theyre stuck watching re-runs of wheel of tzeentch and cooking with khorne

If you're slaaneshi it's just porn. porn and bestgore.

>>51143002
BY THE POWER OF SKULLTHRONE!
I HAVE THE ANGERRRRRR

>>51141320
>>51143002
It's 80s cartoon show except the villain is the main character.
So you have Mumm Ra, Mon Star and Skeletor Terror of the Universe instead.

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>>51143939
Nurgle is the one who cooks though.

>>51141320
What about the cartoons that Chaos adults watch?

Would Nurgle be the Mr Rogers of Chaos TV?

>>51144565
Probably a lot of edgy comedies about sex jokes.

>>51140605
Absolutely - the Void+ package actually has quite a range of channels and shows.

Tzeench offers a huge range of channels, though many have intermittent service - often cutting out juuust before a reveal or an important moment. Nevertheless, it has a substantial viewerbase. Popular shows include mysteries, such as Murder She Warped and Warpworld, There are also a number of soaps, and reality shows such as Changing Chambers. Kairos Fateweaver co-hosts a morning chat show with Kairos Fateweaver.

The Khorne network is pretty small, with just a few fight shows, Warp Wrecking Entertainment, and occasional episodes of the infamously blood-boiling My Sweet Six-Hundred-and-Sixty-Six.
It also plays host to a number of game shows, commonly with infuriatingly stupid contestants, who will inevitably enrage the host into murdering them all - the daemon-host Annraghbinson's merciless slaughter of her contestants are particularly noted for their cruelty.

The Nurgle Network is known for consistent, if not particularly exciting content - most of it is re-runs, stuff you could just sit on a couch and watch for a few decades, though it tends to be a bit mind-rotting (but at least there's no soaps) - some shows include:
Cooking with Nurgella Lurgeyson, Ground Force Garden of Nurgle Edition, and Countdown (popular with plaguebearers)

Slaanesh Media offers a lot of fast-paced action, with sex and gore as obvious staples, but it is also home to shows catering to other interests - Art Attack, 60-Mutation Makeover and a number of music channels (the Slaanesh Media network actually began with music)

The battle channels are always popular, with the WarpWars network (WarpWars 1, 2, WarpWars News, etc.), though the even longer-running Melee of the Day still gets high viewership.

The Daemonforges have a channel or two as well, with some popular programs: Scrapworld Challenge, Daemon Engine Wars, Heretek Science Abuse, and How it's Made.

>>51141320
Stuff like the Happy Tree Friends, but, you know, more.

What kind of videogames do they play in the eye of terror?

>>51143939
>wheel of tzeentch
Do people keep hitting bankrupt and lose a turn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gngO_kEa0p4

>>51143002
You know I've always liked the idea of one, just one, Khorne Daemon World being like something out of 1950s America. But all of the sports replaced by various blood-sports and gladiatorial games.
Just as a fuck you to Slaanesh.

>>51140645
Fuck you, Night Court was great for its time.

>>51140635
Nah, Tzeentch and Slaanesh have also worked out Pay-Per-View porn channel.

It also drives you mad, but at least now you have an excuse for heaving your dick in hand.

Also the fees aren't normal fees. They're favors owed to Tzeentch. Or the color of your hair, or your pet gerbil's firstborn.

Once, Chaos TV amazing. That is, until Nurgle gained ascendancy. Since then, cartoons have been slowly been replaced with reruns of teen titans go, Jonny Test, and such. Documentaries have given way to scripted reality TV. And nothing can be done about it. Eventually all the good shows have been replaced, and despair reaches a maximum.

Then Tzeentch takes power. New shows are announced to maximum fanfare. Trailer after trailer is shown, each bigger than the next. But the new shows never come. Hype is drawn out until hope reaches a maximum.

Khorne rises in stature. Hope is shown to be false, and turns to anger at the deceivers. The producers, who have felt invincible, accidentally let slip the location of the studio. The smugness infuriates everyone. And so comes the mob of angry viewers to murder the networks. After burning everything down, the people build new studios to plan good TV.

And good TV they create. But it is never good enough. Slaanesh waxes. It gets better and better, until the producers run out of ideas, no longer able to outdo themselves. Their has to be a cheaper way to aggrandize themselves, right? What about cheap spin offs of old ideas? And so the cycle repeats.

>>51150672
Are we talking about Chaos or Cartoon Network?

>>51149906
I've had similar ideas about a Nurgle planet. Like a planet with Postwar America Tech and culture gets taken over by Nurgle but since Nurgle focuses on keeping things in stasis everything just stays relatively the same except everyone looks Nuglified. Things don't get any better but since life was relatively nice and stable the begin with that isn't much of an issue.

>>51144599
A Heretek Jeremy Clarkson has a steady job making season after season of Top Gear for the Nurgle Network. Which has a specialty channel that shows nothing but Top Gear re-runs. Although the plus side to this is that the show has been running continously for the last 10,000 years so if you're a new subscriber you're unlikely to ever see the same episode twice.