Ready to vote for something (insert snide reference to American politics here)?
Choose the Monopoly tokens!
ALL of the existing tokens can be replaced!
Vote for your favorites! Destroy history!
http://www.votemonopoly.comFuck Battleship, Top Hat master race.
The T-Rex actually looks decent.
Why are monopoly tokens so random?
Duckie
Penguin
Rabbit
Rooster
T-Rex
Battleship
Horse
Thimble
>>51137726
>no skull
>but the fucking emoji face is there
Why the fuck is this allowed?
>>51140407
Back in the day, they worked with companies that made those "free prize inside" things and threw in whatever pieces they had from other games that didn't sell.
Other pieces were chosen to by symbolic of various classes in the US. The boot for example represented the working class, and resembled the shoes of a factory worker at the time. The car obviously was for the roaring 20's youth.
All you dumb cocksucks not voting for Pocket Watch just give up now.
>>51137726
Here's a challenge for you - make the selection as tasteless and fucking retarded as possible.
Picrelated is a strong contender.
>>51141232
China
>>51141427
Swap the trumpet for the smiley emoji, the watch for the kissyface emjoi, and the camera for the moneybags symbol. Maybe the flipflop for the bunny slippers
Vintage selection?
>>51141922
How is a battleship or thimble not vintage?
These are the ones that came in the first set I bought, and I'll stick with them.
>>51137726
First one to vote plane gets to stay on my plane
>>51137726
Choose the battleship!
>>51142079
Eh, vintage as in "old stuff, business related" rather than "original pieces.
>>51142614
Oh, I should explain the dog and cat selection. Like the old 1930's movies, rich women always seemed to have a pet that was either a cat or fancy dog.
>>51137726
>http://www.votemonopoly.com
Racecar
T-rex
Penguin
rotary tele
Car (gen 1)
Ducky
Key
BATTLESHIP!!! BOI
>>51137726
I've started looking at them in the reverse order (i.e. which ones I definetely wouldn't want), and the ones on the right are the one I ended up leaving alone, because they are acceptable.
>>51137726
Sad thing is, Twitter will decide a lot of the vote, which means hashtag and laughing emoji are very likely.
>>51137726
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>>51145614
There's a reason so many of these memes exist. Pic related.