What is waiting behind the sign dare your PC's enter /tg/?

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Your sign is rather boring and modern. I prefer this one.

>>51128759
What does it say? I only speak Burgerstani.

>>51128316
There's a movie theater in there but all it plays is Goodburger

>>51128316
> Cave training
I know what they mean, but my mind immediately goes to cavemen trying to learn how to tame fire.

>>51128798
>>51128798

Something Something EMPIRE OF THE DEAD.

I'm guessing 'Stop, this is the empire of the dead'.

>>51128798
Stop
Here lies the empire of death

>>51128316
There's nothing in there worth dying for so... No? I guess?
What the fuck would be in some mouldy underwater cave on our Earth worth going in there? The Oak Island treasure?

>>51128798

Are you that culturally illiterate that you can't figure it out? I'm American, My French education consists of 1 semester of high school French 20 years ago.

It says Stop here is the empire of the dead.

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>>51128877
>tfw the Oak Island treasure is actually the friendships you made along the way

>>51128798

Stop, this the Empire of Death.

Yeah, you know the French, are actually bros but can't for the life ot them not being melodramatic.

>>51128896
Never took French classes in my entire life bruh. I could figure out the Mort part and that was about it. Took some German classes though.

>>51128316
Knowing my last three GMs, it's Cthulhu and he wants to chat.

>>51128906
>tfw your adventure kindled love between you and the girl smashing her knucklebones to splinters against the immovable roof of a water-filled cave.

>>51128896
I took Spanish rather than French.

Cause, you know, it's actually useful much more often.

>>51128798

"Stop. This here is the empire of death."

>>51128952
>Knowing my last three GMs, it's Cthulhu and he wants to chat.
Then he just needs to sign up on facelessbook.

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>>51128759
Such a nice place, that.