"Here's a little lesson in sorcery!"

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>>51095943
>Are you a real Sorcerer?
>Well technically nah
>Like, have you ever killed loyalist, like-like a real Space Wolf?
>Nah
>Have you ever made a demon pact?
>NAAAAH

>>51095943
>>51096105
>tfw can't do WE ARE LEGION I because they're loyalists

>>51095943
>>51096105
>>51096203
>This is going down in history
>If you want to be a traitor number one
>You have to slay a loyalist on the run

>>51096203
WE ARE THOUSAND SONS

>>51096329
heh

Posting in ebic bread.

>>51095943

This has potential

>>51096203
>Here's a little lesson in Loyalty/Fealty
See, easy

What would be good for "Just follow my moves, and sneak around, be careful not to make a sound!" "NO DONT TOUCH THAT"

>>51096660
"Just follow my spells, and stomp around"?

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How to sounf like Chaos Spess marine
>Get MorphVOX Pro + Addon DLC from piratebay
>User the Commander voice, sounds exactly like Spess marine
>Convert recorded voice to .wav, then to a better fucking format because MorphVOX is limited like that
>Get SPESS MAREEN voice you recorded
>Put in Audacity
>Look up evil demon lich or whatever voice audacity tutorials
>Do it to voice until you've found suitable Chaos mareen voice.

Here's something old I did.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWycz72xBu

>>51096660
"Just follow my orders, and fire around, be careful that you gain some ground! "NO, NO RETREAT! *Bolter Fire Sounds*"

>>51096660
I don't see why it can't remain unaltered, maybe have Alpharius doing that bit?

>>51095943
>Ha ha ha!
>Now look as this spell, that I just found! When I say blast, get ready to cast - BLAST
>You should become pure, not dust!
>Ugh, let's try something else.

>>51096897

Well I just thinking about leaving it Thousand Son themed

>>51096952
Yeah, but you don't want it to sound forced

Now what about "Now watch and learn, here's the deal, you slip and slide on this banana peal"

>>51097048
Maybe something about him casting a spell, but the perils roll killing the rubric marines.

Sportaflop should be a White Scar biker.

>>51096105
>>51095943
But anon, Space Wolf Rune Priests are Sorcerers!

>>51096105
here's a little lesson in sorcery
this is going down here on /tg/
If you want to be a psyker number one
you have to make pacts with the daemons from the warp

just follow my spells
avoid their slugs
be careful not to roll those dubs

*perils*
NO DONT THROW THAT

>>51097048
"Now watch and learn, here's the deal, Wolf's slip and slide into this demonic seal"

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>>51095943
Guilliman

>This star system is MINE
>And this Invictus Design
>Anything that's light blue
>That Battle tank too
>It's MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

>Pertie's tyrants are MINE
>Those Legion's Aspirants are MINE
>Monarchia's streets
>the imperial fleet
>It's all emphatically mine

>It all belongs to MEEE
>By Imperial decree
>Macragge, Ultramar, The Abyss, Thalamar,
>I caress it cause I possess it
>I'm Roboute and it's MINE

>this Age of Apostasy is also mine

>the loyalists and codex are mine
>your spiritual liege is MINE
>you always knew it
>that's all there is to it!
>It's MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

That's what I said!
It's MINE!

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A TRADER IS FREE
YOU ARE ROGUE TRADER!

>>51098694
>Not the Blood Ravens

This wouldn't work for Thousand Sons.
The entire song would have to just be WHAT ARE YOU DOING looped over and over again.

>>51098998
God fucking damn it, I missed a golden oppurtunity. Fuck.

>>51096950
criminally underrated

NOW LOOK AT THIS CODEX,

THAT I JUST FOUND!

WHEN I SAY GO, BE READY TO NERF -

GO!

NERF HIM NOT ME!

UGH, LET'S FLUFF SOMETHING ELSE

>>51098694
you misspelt Gabriel

>>51095943
>>51097048
>Now watch, and learn, just follow me;
>We'll break into the Black Library!
>WHAT ARE YO-

>>51099055
Commit sudoku to regain honor

>>51096351
underrated post

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Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE AN ELDAR!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is sexy to be,
Hurt what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are an Eldar!

(spoken)You are an Eldar!
(crowd)AAAAAH!

We've got a star chart, (star chart!)
To lead us to a hidden world,
That's all filled with new slaves! (new slaves!)
And hidden deep in space!

We'll attack the world, (the world!)
We know it's full of mon'keigh soldiers!
Burst open their guts!
And then we'll say HOORAY!

(girl's voice) Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you'd love to torture me
You are a pirate!

(spoken) Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are an Eldar!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
Torture the mon'keigh and make the pain last
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are an Eldar!

Hahahahaha! (Yay!)

We sail the webway(set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every raid!
We set sail and rape(ya-har!)
And kill and maim all day (Yay!)
We float on Raiders (Raiders!)
Until its time to drop the chain snares,
Then hang up our trophies(aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

(girl's voice) Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you'd love to murder me,
You are an Eldar!

Woooooorld ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are an Eldar!

(spoken) Yar har, knife at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing) Slaanesh above and Lord Vect below,
You are an Eldar!

Hahahahahaha!
(spoken) You are an Eldar
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

>>51100511
Q U A L I T Y

>>51096715
Started out well. Too high-pitched at "fortress". 6/10 you can do better, and I'd like to hear it.

Where are all these shitposters leaking from?
Why are they trying so hard to spam /tg/?

>>51101370
I got no fuckin' idea, man. I just post here.