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4chan’s greentext stories are a vital subgenre of Internet folklore. Somehow, over years and years of collective, unconscious evolution, the boys and girls of 4chan established a formula for reciting tall tales: You speak in fragments, highlight specific details in predictably stringent language, and write everything in an ugly, lime-green text color.

These stories give 4chan its rare moments of homemade, human charm. They can still be gross and reductive, but they also provide a level of vulnerability that you can’t find in all the porn and whimpering hatred.

Maybe you don’t know what I’m talking about. That’s good! I’m here to enlighten you. Below are 12 of my favorite greentext stories; they range from stupid surprise puns to legitimately affecting stories of life and love. At the very least, I hope they shine a slightly different light on the world’s most infamous imageboard.

This is the perfect greentext story. Just a weird little blog-poem, articulating a very 21st-century pain with a couple sentence fragments. Hats off to you, Anon.

An overwhelming majority of greentext stories are Internet youths doing their best to make each other laugh with silly, clearly fabricated yarns, but a few of them are actually kind of sweet. It’s 4chan, so you need to take everything with a grain of salt, but this one is melancholy and grounded in a way that seems real.

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Pepe the Frog is a popular internet meme. The fictional green anthropomorphic frog with a frog-like face and a humanoid body[2] is originally from a comic series by Matt Furie called Boy's Club. It became an Internet meme when its popularity steadily grew across Myspace, Gaia Online and 4chan in 2008. By 2015, it had become one of the most popular memes used on Tumblr. Beginning in 2016, his image has increasingly been appropriated as a symbol of the controversial alt-right movement. Because of the use of Pepe by the alt-right, the Anti-Defamation League added Pepe the Frog to their database of hate symbols in 2016, adding that not all Pepe memes are racist.[3] Since then, Pepe's creator has publicly expressed[4] his dismay at Pepe being used as a hate symbol.

The meme's original use has evolved over time and has many variants, including Sad frog, Smug frog, Feels frog, and "You will never..." frog.[5]

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My friend started playing this game and has dissapeared! HELP!

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UMPA LUMPA RAmPITY BUMMMMMM!

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Game is doing great, I'll leave some insights in here

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MKE MMERRIKKAA GREAAAT AGAAAINNNN

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>>51093410
I like this synoptic post.