/bbg/ Blood Bowl General - Not Shitposter Edition

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=926000

final rookie game of round 4

>>51072368

For a double feature, we have Kriegsherrs vs. Monkey Majik in the veterans.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=926004

>>51072342
BB2 league is in round 5 dingus

>>51072434
Is it? who am I playing?

>>51072621
Look at BB2

>>51072669
Meh, seems like effort.

>>51072676
Ill just wait for my opponent to message me

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I'm available all weekend if you're around, Logics.

>>51072683
>>51072958

That was fast, add me on steam, well get it set up.

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So I am coming back after a long absence cuz uni next season. What happened to the league since then?

>>51073682
Mauled gave himself special privilege so he didn't give up a free win. Pizza will probably start a new league by next season since Mauled somehow gets more retarded each season.

>>51073682
>k after a long absence cuz uni next season. What happened to the league since then?

Muh toxic e-celebs
bye bye lucker
muliple side leagues
nuffle sorting
bans
"fun"
angry irish coaches

welcome back.

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>>51073724
>angry irish coaches
wait that was me, I had to leave for vacation and kinda forgot what happened to my last match (sorry about that, admittedly a thoughtless move)
Hoping to re-enter next season but I realized I got a lot to learn. These euro-players got some really good exeriance and memes alone can't help you to win

>>51073776
Nobody missed you and your scrub butthurt shit Special Ed. We have enough retards already so feel free to fuck off again

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>>51073876
Dam son, might want to put down those razor blades son. You might hurt yourself. :DDDD

>>51073776
>>51073904
You are a bigger joke than penis13

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>>51073967
>e-bullize in a fantasy football league

>>51074038
It's not e-bully if you are really retarded irl

Shouldnt all these figures be dead now with the destruction of WHFB world? Teams should now consist of a single over sized and over priced Smegmar figure each.

>>51074259
>Tfw bb all thats left
Glad bretts got in time

>>51074259
Different universes pal, in the BB world there are no wars. Disputes are settled with matches.

>khemri with ball
Fake

22nd for Pheonix being the best player in league history

>>51074540
Shame he is banned

>>51074581
From the leauge? or just /tg/?
And what for?

>>51074621
/pol/ posting on /co/, until he gets a new IP to post from

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>>51074713
god bless him.
He's the hero in this leagues story, thats for sure. But his taste in x-man marvel waifus is all wrong

>Oops. Unable to send the post. Please try again.
what does it mean

>>51074540
i haven't been actve since league 2,can somebody explan the phoenix memes?Last i saw him he was just a player, what happened?

>>51074796
Hes the onlyone who really calls ouut how big of faggots some of the "e-celebs" on the board are. And he gets hivemind crucified for it.

He has gotten better a player thankfully

>>51074796
He played like shit and tried to act big.

>>51074818
Go back to Uni, Special Ed

>>51074826
Make me :DDDDDDDD

>>51074818
and he does it by being a namefag himself

>>51074818
what do you mean calls out? Care to do some examples?(i checked and i now remmber raping him in season 2, but luck definitely played a role in that game)

are fumbbl servers fucked?

>>51074954
I can't get a game on there, so maybe?

>>51074954
it made a mess for some time, but is working nomally to me now

>>51074951

Pay no attention, the real shitposter is Cmonkey, they're both fucking awful but Cmonkey likes stirring up shit more and the fact that his scapegoat penis13 has been ignored for the last few seasons has begun to chafe.

>>51074991
This is not a very good community is it?

cant send pm dasher but 21:00 sounds good yeah

>>51074991
Oh no! Is this the beginning of the retard alliance? Surely the league is doomed forever

>>51075014
this is 4chan isn't it? (to be honest until second season i witnessed no drama and iit was a very nice community, i had great fun here(fuck lizardposters though))

>>51075014
namefags are always a negative influence, revel in the anonymity and unite against these disgusting degenerates

>>51075014
>>51075058
It doesn't help that the manager of the league is the worst of all. A blogposting tripfag who also breaks the rules.

do we have plans for season 3 secret?

>>51074991
Penis13 and CMonkey are why season 1 was the best season. Though at least penis13 doesn't shitpost in the IRC.

>>51075111
Zzzzzz

>>51075117

Penis13 wasn't even in the league season 1, you memeposter.

>>51075117
t.Crab

Everybody listen to the rigging faggot. He sure has valid points to say.

>>51075127
Neither of them were, that is the point.

>>51075117
season 2 was good as well , tey weren't that toxic by then

>>51075211
Crab was only cucked once at that point

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>>51075273
Season 2 has the grand cuck after the Season 1 cuck.

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>>51075313
RETURN THE SHIELD

Also explain

>>51075341
Tooby and Pheonix are Right

>>51075341
Tooby and Pheonix are Right

>>51075341
Can you be right if you're banned?

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>tfw you are not a meme
Feels surprisingly excellent.

>>51075423
Being a meme is quite okay, I would recommend it.

>>51075423
>not being a meme so supreme you let out a scream
pleb detected

>>51075447
i'm not enough of a self observed fag to wish to be a meme

>>51075471
You don't wish for it, it happens.

>>51075471
They didn't choose the meme life
The meme life chose them

>>51075485
i keep my cool and keep my head down, nobody is gonna pay any note to me

dasher can you make a game? i can't.

>>51075799
there are a hundred people online and five active games
go figure

>>51075799
fumbbl seems ded. can't even pm. we'll try again later or tomorrow

dead

still ded

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>you will never hold hands with a kronxagor

>>51080234
http://imgur.com/a/iO8dG
Soon anon, soon! I will make you a krox gf out of clay! (only slann krox not lizard krox)

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>>51080934
Slight improvement for ur pleasure

>>51081200
Slaan should have a giabt frong kroxagor, with leap instead tail, but still 1ag

>>51081415
that would be shit anon

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>>51081200
I prefer my skinks to that to be honest

>>51080234
>that crocodile would actually be the size of a kronxagor if it could stand on hind legs

The animal kingdom is cool af

>chaos dwarfs confirmed

FUCK YES

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Anyone else getting this when trying to send messages on fumbbl?

>>51082730

Yep, shit's fucked for now.

BB newbie here. got roped into a league. started with a chaos team.
so far there is 1 Norse team, 3 Orc teams, 1 Skaven, 1 Dwarf team, and my Chaos

how do I skill up my team to not get completely steamrolled by everyone?

>>51083108
Choas is a team that starts awful and get game breakingly good later

You have no ball skills and no block skills at the start, but your options on leveling and initial stats are great

>>51083178
what skills would you buy at the first couple skill-ups with a division like that?

>>51083301
B L O C K, maybe a wrestle goat or two.

>>51083301
Block is vital, then you want claws and mghty blow

Heres a guide to play chaos like a tryhard faggot
http://www.plasmoids.dk/bbowl/playbooks/ChaosConsumeUs.6213.pdf

>>51083327
does wrestle ignore the opponent's block skill?

>>51083356
by its very definition, won't kill people but is ideal for sacking ballfondlers as well as keeping a player alive. anti-synergy with guard though

>>51083356
oh and if you want a cow, its fine.
But if he doesn't get doubles on the first two level ups, turn him to beef and try again

>>51083446
I went with 4 chosen and 7 goat. no mino.

>>51083522
Good, now pile up block and remember if you are desperate the whole team is still ag3.

>>51083571
Oh and make sure to foul even the last littlest lineman with 8 players even if the score is in your favor and you have the ball while saying "Its just a game bro, don't be a pixle hugger faggot who wants to play the game"

>>51083724
This actually isn't wrong if you are on turn 16 and they have turn 16 and their last player is the one to be fouled. If the enemy has no players to field on their drive you get a free TD

>>51075341
Tooby and Pheonix are Right

>>51083301
I usually give my first level up Extra Arms, and then I start on blockers and claws once I have at least one skilled package handler. All the beatface in the world won't win you games if you can't actually carry the ball to the endzone.

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fumbbl still rekt. Games can still be organized in the IRC (ranked and league)

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>No human team in either leagues

>>51089904
Crab's team is mostly human

>>51089919
Dirty chaos heretics arent human anon

>>51089904
My [B]lackbox Human team ruined my desire to run a Human team in this league.

Do you think a Strigoi Ghoul King could work as base for a Werewolf conversion?
Would he end up being too small compared to an actual werewolf model?

>>51090698
size is largely irreverent in blood bowl as long as they can fit in the squares well. And your opponent knows what the model is suposed to be

So we are a /tg/ league, does that mean Penis13 is banned since he got himself permabanned from 4chan?

Fumbbl is alive!

>>51091938
how many times can fumble give me fucking 1s when all I do is +2s with rerolls

and every drive he gets perfect defence

This cannot be possible

>>51092101
>being an elf

>>51092101
i had a game where 48% of my rolls were 1 and 36% of opponent armour tests went through against av9
that's blood bowl my man

>>51092101
Welcome to my life

>>51092158
>I droped to 580 tv in the first game
>on a team with perhaps the most expensive players
I don't want to feel anymore

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>>51092189
>>51092158
>>51092174
My wiener is salty

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>>51092158

My current game.

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helf v norse
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=926297

>>51092594
Underrated filename

First league as skaven. It's over half orcs. Tips for skaven against bashy teams?

>>51095647
Half-Orcs?

>>51095689
Orcs make up half the teams

>>51095647
Run. Run and score. Try to steal whenever possible. Run some more. Gain advantage by score.

Also, get MB and/or Claw asap on your Blitzer.

What's your Khemri starting roster of choice, /bbg/?
>4 Tomb Guardians
>2 Blitz-Ras
>5 Skeletons
>3 rerolls

Or

>3 Tomb Guardians
>2 Blitz-Ras
>6 Skeletons
>4 rerolls

>>51095815

Claw definitely. I hate never injuring them. Hopefully I get put into a good position early on and can get one of my blitzers to score

my god i made some terrible mistakes on turn seven in the first half, and i could've just covered the ball and been pretty safe rather than going for a stupid toss with my catcher
also i didn't move the guy i wanted to use as a checkpoint one tile to the right meaning the loner couldn't pass to him for the handoff, that said he rolled four anyway so doesn't matter
not to mention all the retard mistakes i don't even realize
t. helf

>>51096447
Welcome to learning the game.

Worst Elves vs Cartographers of Hogwarts

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=926317

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>>51096447
You couldn't defend it

Push For The Push God, Skulls For The Skull Throne!

>>51096733
faggotry is a sin anon

Can whoever coaches Robber Barrons get ahold of me on Fumbbl, we have a BB2 match to play.

https://fumbbl.com/~Big_Moth

>>51096547
Worst Elves vs Cartographers of Hogwarts

ends 2-1 in favor of the elves

Is Underworld a stunty team?

>>51098098
Yes the linemen are goblins

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>>51098149
So are lizards stunty?

>>51098186
If you are shit at management of an av 9 line then yes.

Gutter runner with leap sprint and sure feet?

Seems like the default if you don't get any doubles on at least one

>>51098356
Block? They get G access on normals

>>51098391
Looks like he plays all 1TT all the time and baby sits the GR if he skips block.

>>51098356
Blitzing runners with Wrestle, Side Step/Dauntless, Leap/Tackle/Strip Ball

Sanic runners with Sprint/Sure Feet/Side Step/Leap/Catch

I like 2 of each.

>>51098391

Should I bother with block on my super cheesey 1 turn score rat?

>>51098641
Sidestep is better if you want a defence trait. Let the opponent push you closer to the touch line.

>>51082483
>chaos dwarfs confirmed for having no big hat
ABORT

>>51098641
if you ever field him when not doing 1ttd, then yes. if his only purpose is to be in reserve except for doing 1ttd, then no.

>>51098356
you can do whatever you want, but if you are looking for the optimal answer, you shouldn't build your runners to attack at all(not that they won't get better at it, just don't think about it). skaven are THE best attacking team and need no tv bloat wasted on making them attack better, the usual skill up people advise and i would strongly advise too is think only of defense.Sidestep block diving tackle make for a great ball marker, horns/dauntless wrestle strip ball make for a great ball blitzer. There are many other skills you can pick and mix together, but these are the two gutter runners i would always want to my side with some adjustments and stuff.

>>51098801

I currently have 3 in my opening roster I was going to make 1 super sprinty 1 a ball marker and 1 a blitzer then buy the last one with whatever I need

Yiffers vs Redeemers, the rematch nobody has been waiting for
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=926351

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Rolled 6 (1d6)

gfi

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Hey guys, just a heads up. My Imgur account is being shit on my current browser at the moment, and it has an expired email preventing me from changing the password due to me forgetting it. So, I am making a new account on another browser and reuploading everything to there. If you wonder why the old Imgur links don't work, that is why.

I will update the links and let you guys know when I am done, even though everything is dead at the moment.

>>51106369
Alright, the new links are as follows:

https://imgur.com/a/0Wh0w is for the regular league
https://imgur.com/a/PyB59 is for Stunty
https://imgur.com/a/aXYJ3 is for Secret

I will be updating the links on the page momentarily.

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>tfw you'll never have a brilliantly painted metal team

>>51109164
I'm just happy I've got a poorly painted plastic team

New player trying to understand the timing on vampire's blood lust negatrait. Do you get to blitz/block/foul/etc. before having to bite a thrall (i.e. so you can get an assist before biting him) or do you have to bite immediately after completing the movement part of an action?

Tried to google it, but I think the rule has gone through several revisions as a lot of the comments I'm seeing are referencing what seems to be previous iterations of the LRB and the Cyanide videogame seems to have a very buggy implementation of the rule according to comments I'm seeing.

>>51111566

You do the entire action, but before the player's action is considered finished, they must feed on a thrall.

So, if a vampire goes to score a touchdown and gives in to bloodlust, and there's no thralls in range of the end zone to feed on, they will go into the reserve box before they are considered to have finished moving, losing possession of the ball and thus not scoring a touchdown.

Games Workshops new Dwarf team looks fucking awful.

What are the best alternatives? I like the old Anglo-Saxon/Viking theme.

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>>51111566
Only passing, handing off and actually scoring a touchdown require you to bite a thrall before completion. All other actions require you to fully resolve them before the bite happens.

>>51113648
>putting your name after your every post IN ADDITION to having a signature
Jesus Christ other places on the internet are scary.

Are goblins remotely playable?

>>51113791
Nope. Which means if you somehow stumble through a win with em, they're your next meme team.

>>51113832
>Nope. Which means if you somehow stumble through a win with em, they're your next meme team.

Good. I'm ordering a team tonight.

>>51113958
Just make sure your opponent plays all linemen chaos pact and you're good.

>>51113509
the ironbreakers are quite good models for a BB team

>>51113791
No, but they are hilarious. I think the stats put them pretty much joint worst team with Ogres (I think Halflings and Underworld place slightly higher, but are still pretty garbage).

>>51114236
Gobbos are better then halfs, halfs break down faster and the silly secret weapons mean you are always a good roll away from messing the opponent up. (or at least i think so). Why would you say halfs are better? Trees and cook or am i missing something?

Does throw team mate use your team's pass action for the turn or is it a separate action you can do? On a related note, is the new ogre/halfling star player duo's kick team mate ability something you can use in addition to passing/throwing?

>>51116066
It uses your team's pass action

>>51115797
goblins are definitely better. i think they're a lot better than people give them credit for as well, they can definitely win games. especially if it's something like wood elves where they rely on a few players. one saw foul and they're down someone they heavily rely on

>>51116117
Thanks

Plastic ogre when?

>>51116123
Even a full lino woodie team will rek goblins easily

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>>51113509
Either the star player team, Iron Golems team, Black Scorpion, or pic related.

>>51116123
No woodie player would ever let you get to his dancers For a blitz,let alone let you saw foul him>>51116572
Their linos sure can win games alone,but the players you remove have a value, at some Point goblins can even the disparity and actually it's not hard at all.( unless you have block and tackle, nothing they can do then)

>>51113509
Consider scibor as well. Their team is strange,but good looking.

>>51116555
February 4th

>>51116123
goblins are completely reliant on dice in every way, literally none of their actions work independently of dice, there are no safe plays at all
that's why they're the worst team, because it's impossible to make any semblance of progress if you roll some twos or god forbid ones, while other teams can easily get by

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=926690
THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO DONT LINK THEIR GAMES IN THREAD!

>>51113509
i have the basic old gw team and it looks great.

>>51120545
Game ends in a 2-2 tie with one death on each side and plenty of smashed elves

>>51121355
Too bad about regen (cranberry was still cut tho)