Pathfinder General /pfg/ Half Elf Edition: The Original Sp

Do you wake up every morning and go "Today I'm going to decide to shit post all day"

>>51062627
I have made one.
I don't know who my dad was or what he did. I only knew the streets and Sister Gargonne at the orphanarium.

>>51062627
Currently playing one. Her father is Jestom Flinn, also a half-elf, since her family is all half-elf for four generations back, and he's a book binder who's ashamed of his Azlantaboo daughter.

>>51062627
Making one right now who is a ripoff of Simo Häyhä. Haven't figured out the parental thing yet. One of my old successful characters was a ranger whose human father was a ranger as well. He retired to a farm and she eventually took up his bow in service of their Lord.

>>51062627
Well, I've fathered a few, but technically they were half elf and half...giant-blooded, I guess? It was one of the GM's custom races.

And hilariously, so much shit kept happening to my character and the kids' mother (became king, absorbed an angel's soul, stole a devil's authority, started developing a sorcerer bloodline, drank dragon's blood) that the li'l fucker ended up sounding like a gigantic mary sue completely by accident.

How often have you used the spell Anthropomorphic Animal?

>>51062627
>Played one
Yep, several
>who was your daddy and what did he do
1. A brave, dead human ranger who died fighting the Man; adoptive daddy was a traveling peddler who also distilled his own moonshine
2. Daddy was a stern warrior from a violent clan who left before Character was born; elven grandfather who was the substitute paternal figure was an amoral arms dealer.

>>51062627
>The Original Speshul Snowflake race. Have you played one? Who was your daddy? What does he do?
I'm currently playing one. He is a half drow, with the drow half being the father. The father was a professional poisoner who fled to the surface after some bad business and decided to stay. Eventually became part of a crime syndicate as a poisoner/alchemist. Met the character's mother through that, daughter of the "boss". Had a wacky ole' time convincing the don to let him marry his daughter, ended up poisoning her fiancé. Things turned out better than expected overall.

>>51062627
>Played one
Am playing one, a Pack Lord Druid with a white wolf and a black wolf with a love for lightning magic.

>Who was your daddy? What does he do?
Some merchant who fucked an elf.

>>51062627
>The Original Speshul Snowflake race. Have you played one? Who was your daddy? What does he do?
Yes, playing one right now. He was a drunken oaf who banged a Calistrian, managed to impregnate her and was stuck with him. Merchanting and booze hounding

Post your character concepts.

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>>51062627
Not yet.

My last character was an Elven Cleric of Desna.
Before that, it was an Elven Sandman (Bard) in a Dragon Age campaign.

This was a few years after being the perma-DM. Before that, it was usually Humans.

I'm going to walk into a PFS game tomorrow at the LGS, and ask for a pregen. They might have a half-elf. I'm living dangerously this year.

I'm really going to look for players for a campaign I want to run.

So quick question about dragons from someone who used to 3.5. Does the world Pathfinder create continue the tradition D&D created with the Draconic races where dragons of different subtypes want to practically kill each other on sight or are things a bit more nuanced in Golarion and the rest?

>>51062844
Current one for Lazy Princess:
>Human Exposed Teisatsu Vigilante
>Unarmed specialized body guard and assassin
>World Renown Calligrapher
I write the princess's letters and ensure her word is delivered.

>Pathfinder
>Forcing my Fetish on you Edition
Next time, just post the lewd Kitsune OP

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>>51062844
An older magus that has kept his black blade a secret from everyone and has finally decided, now that his children have grown up and moved out, to actually pursue his dream of studying the ley lines of the world.

>>51062844
Slightly communist Human Urban Druid with the Community Domain for DHB's revolution AP who previously found work purifying water for the rich of the city.

He would take Eldritch Heritage (Arcane) to get a rat familiar he found nearly drowned in the water he was filtering.

>>51062844

White male fighter.

>>51062886
Sounds cute. I want to build a brave knight app for that one, but I'm having a tough time with class selection.

>>51062962

PALADIN

CAVALIER

WARDER

>>51062886
Oh yeah and I'm gonna minmax Craft Calligraphy to hell and back.

Current conservative estimate is +40.

>>51062844
Nature girl Vexing Dodger who thinks that everyone is a friend, including big monsters that she likes to ride even if they don't want her there
I'm still not sure if I should submit her

Here's a thing for people drawn to dragongame. http://www.strawpoll.me/12047031

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>>51062844
Current character:
>Human Druid
>Inspiration: druid's from Skellige in Witcher 3, Dr. Kynes from Dune, and God's Gardeners from Year of the Flood.
>Basic idea: think an ecologist that hangs with a leopard and can do magic.

Next character I'm split between two different concepts, both are kind of necromancers. I'll split them with a "/":
>Half-orc witch(plague patron)/human twilight arcanist
>Inspiration: Witch-doctors and shamans that have a focus on death and the undead./Herbert West, Johannes Cabal, and Van Wilder.
>Basic idea: pretty much a worshipper of Nurgle, but doesn't necessarily want to spread epidemics. Death is as much a part of life as birth is. Is on the fence for lichdom/Wants to have a good time. Forever. And give Death the middle finger. Forever. Doesn't want to be a luck though.

>>51062844
Song Lilin for Lazy Princess.

>>51062980
Which archetypes mesh well with Order of the Lion?

>>51062844
Monkey-man punchy tiefling bloodrager who smugs his way through socials.

>>51063012
Take a look at Gonzo 2, there's a class in there for jumping on creatures and using Ride checks to force them to take actions.

>>51062962

I have a tough time with class selection every time. Just so much shit, and I'm afraid I'll be garbage

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>>51062844
A qlippoth tiefling woman from a poor, destitute, backwater hillbilly community who was only considered to have lost the local incestuous genetic lottery in a very big way until she became an adventure. A nice lady with a big heart, but ignorant, foolhardy, reckless, and not all that bright. Looks a little like pic related.

I've thought of plenty of vile details to make sure that her heritage is clear enough. She gets insect legs like skin tags that she prefers to snip off, she bleeds pus, spoiled foods taste divine to her (the more decomposed the better), just all kinds of little details to make her gross enough.

>>51062627
In one of my 5e games I have a super qt 5' 1" choco half elf rogue/warlock(goo).
She hasn't found out how to summon tentacles yet.

>>51063034

Song Lilin for the hussy that bullies her grace!

>>51063055
I've wanted to make a cavalier for years, but I know they're suboptimal. I would hate to disappoint the Princess.

>>51063053
Possibly, possibly, but I've always wanted to play a Vexing Dodger.

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>>51062844
I want to play a legit loli kitsune for Fluffy Tails 2!

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/65518/a-fluffy-fairy-tale-2-electric-boogaloo

She'll be a cute fennec foxgirl.

Any ideas for class?

>>51063093
Be both!

>>51063089
>hussy
Lilin is P U R E!

>>51063114
But Pendragon isn't gestalt! Plus if I multiclass I lose Sneak Attack!

What is an "Advance Dire Rat"? (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 232, 294)?

D20 pulls up Dire Rat which is CR 1/3, but the Adventure Path I'm pulling from says they are CR 1/2.

>>51063160
It's a dire rat with the advanced template.

>>51063160
Probably a Dire Rat with the Advanced Template

>>51063160
Advanced is +4 to all abilities and iirc +2 nat armor. CR +1

>>51062627
That's quite the thicc elf yah got there.
Sauce perhaps?

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>>51062669

>>51063193

read the file name.

>>51063091

Who cares? Cavalier is flavorful!

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>Don't expect any attention over my app for RotJR
>3 weeks go by without any discussion
>MFW I pop onto /pfg/ today after work and somebody has been shipping my character with Casimir for two threads.

>>51063118

Lilin is a shameless tramp that hangs out in dark alleys!

SHE DOES IT FOR FREE.

>>51063134
Link to pendragon?

>>51063193
Blazbaros

>http://blazbaros.deviantart.com/gallery/

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>>51062833
I'm bored and might start posting pics...

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So here's a sort of difficult question. The wording is rather iffy.

A first level wizard picks a school.
Let's say Conjuration, so he gets longer conjurations and acid darts.
Let's assume he multiclasses rather than remaining a specialist wizard.

>Dimensional Steps (Sp)
>At 8th level, you can use this ability to teleport up to 30 feet per wizard level per day as a standard action. This teleportation must be used in 5-foot increments and such movement does not provoke an attack of opportunity. You can bring other willing creatures with you, but you must expend an equal amount of distance for each additional creature brought with you.

When it comes to establishing the range of the power it explicitly states it depending on your wizard level. But the wording on Dimensional Steps does not. When looking at the wizard level table it only states bonus feats, there is no mention of arcane school upgrades or anything like that. Essentially there is nothing suggesting that these powers are tied to wizard levels explicitly.

For some of the Elementalist schools there seems to be a more differentiating wording, as sometimes DC is attributed to the caster levels (air, metal, void, water) and sometimes to the wizard levels. Which is even more confusing. Why would one power play nice with multiclassing and the other wouldn't? Does that imply that fire or wood is stronger? What sort of balancing is this?
Is this oversight? Is this intended?

>>51063235
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/65297/the-pendragon-institute

>>51063234
She's there to catch criminals and she gets paid for it!

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>>51063254
wow...why'd my original get deleted? Too big?

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The queen is a cute! CUTE!!

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/65144/of-dragons-and-yet-more-dragons

>>51063172
>>51063176
>>51063183
TY.

These seem nasty for a level 1 party to fight.

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Tell me /pfg/ do you prefer to start with a more filled out backstory and highly developed character, or simpler history and develop them along the way?

>>51062802
What does it do?

>>51063304
Have you considered reading the spell

>>51063226

It was unexpectedly detailed shipping, to be fair.

>>51063303
I make sure they have a significant flaw and a significant goal. Nothing else matters so much as those I find.

>>51063267

Oh I'm sure she loves to manhandle those thugs!

>>51062802
Not often, but I have long desired to grab some Scrolls of Awaken to go with it, and use it to go full WIZARD and make my own servitor race of animal people

I wonder if /pfg/ can go like... 20 posts without making things sexual or creepy.

>>51063358
Let's try.
1

>>51063258
Any class-granted ability that says "level" means class level unless it specifically says "HD" or "character level". It's one of the basic rules for classes.

>My game didn't meed for 2 months
>Finally supposed to meet today
>Cancelled because one fucking guy flaked AGAIN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 1, 4 + 2 = 7 (2d4 + 2)

>>51063362
two

>>51063226
So, would Val be interested in Casimir?

>>51063358
Nope.

>>51063348
Dr. Moreau, is that you?

>>51063364
What about Wizard level for some abilities and Caster level for others?

>>51063304
School transmutation (polymorph); Level druid 3, sorcerer/ wizard 3, witch 3

CASTING
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S, M (a humanoid thumb bone)

EFFECT
Range touch
Target animal touched
Duration 1 hour/level
Saving Throw Fortitude negates; Spell Resistance yes


DESCRIPTION
You transform the touched animal into a bipedal hybrid of its original form with a humanoid form, similar to how a lycanthrope's hybrid form is a mix of a humanoid and animal form. The animal's size, type, and ability scores do not change. It loses its natural attacks except for bite (if it had one as an animal), all types of movement other than its land speed, and special attacks that rely on its natural attacks. One pair of its limbs is able to manipulate objects and weapons as well as human hands do; limbless animals like snakes temporarily grow a pair of arms. The creature's Intelligence increases to 3, and it gains the ability to speak one language you know. It is not considered proficient in any manufactured weapons. It can attack with unarmed strikes, dealing unarmed strike damage for a creature of its size (unless it has a bite attack, which is a natural attack).

Anthropomorphic animal can be made permanent with a permanency spell cast by a caster of 11th level or higher at a cost of 7,500 gp.

>>51063337
That's about where I stand too, though I may plan ahead if I know the PC will be challenged by something in the campaign, just for how it might make them grow/develop.

>guy applies with sorc/wis gestalt

>>51063027
Or I'm thinking about asking the GM if I can do a dread necromancer that someone converted into Pathfinder from 3.5

>>51063379
Well that flopped quickly.

>>51063400
Thank god someone there isn't power gaming.

>>51063391
Caster level = class level of the class that grants spellcasting, plus anything that specifically boosts caster level.

>>51063380
I hadn't really considered that angle to be perfectly honest. I've got to run and put my kid to bed, but I might pop in and talk more a little later if people are interested.

>>51062627
Molthune app is one.
His parents are half-elves
Two of his grandparents were also half-elves
He is a half-elf.

>>51063380

Not him, but I think that's a question that should be answered in-game after roleplaying!

>>51063414
The assumption being that you took a PrC that gives you caster levels.
Why are some of those elemental abilities treated differently?

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>>51063269

>>51063400
Man, I miss that one 3.5 prestige class that actually made this work in normal game. It was well-designed with cool abilities and an imperfect dual progression that was totally fine.

>>51063447
Because.

>>51063303
You shouldn't have much more than early days, and not TOO much adventuring-level stuff especially if you're just level 1-3. You're NOT a seasoned adventurer yet and if you try to pretend you are, a few sessions in you're likely to realize your alignment and attitude don't match what you'd written.

Nobody who's slaughtered half a dozen mages and led an army to victory is still a rusty-dagger shanktown character

>>51063479
Ultimate magus

>>51063288

Dragon Queen is a lazy, old, Slut!

>>51063400
Why not an arcanist/psychic gestalt?

>>51063388
that is the plan.
Either that, or instead of getting scrolls being a Magaambyan Arcanist and doing it under the guise of a terraforming venture to seed a world with sapient life or something.

>>51063103
Bard

>>51063487
No, that's blatantly untrue. PF story and game design don't match up. They never have. They didn't in 3.5, they didn't in 3.0. Nobody knows what a veteran is supposed to be. Some veterans are level 16, some are level 1 fighters as opposed to warriors.

>>51063491
thanks

So, when does the party stop one-shotting things? Party just got to level two, and they are wiping the floor with every creature so far.

I don't want to adjust too many things, since they go a while without having resting (6-8 encounters between resting), and have gotten fairly low but the AP is handing out potions like candy and they have a Warpriest to help them in combat.

>>51063501
Better odd-level performance I guess. Are you sure he isn't just dipping Sorcerer for bloodline features without losing Wizard levels, then having the rest of it as Wizard/something else?

>>51063505
Fun random tidbit: In the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comics, Dr Moreau kills the invading Martians with his "ultimate hybrid": an ultra-infectious combination of anthrax and influenza.

>>51062844
Kobold investigator disguised as a human by drinking potions that help keep him in human form. Left the tribe because he hated how kobolds were cucking themselves to the dragons, and thinks very little of their communist lifestyle. Adores humans, and dreams of truly fitting in among them.

>>51063505
Don't Magaambyan Arcanists have to be Good?

>>51063551
That... makes a lot of sense?

>>51063566
yes, hence why I said a terraforming project, and not personal servants

>>51063533
>not one-shotting things
>in an AP
pick one and only one

>>51063483
Incompetence it is then.

>>51063513

This to be quite honest

As a game designer/world builder it is your duty and responsibility to figure out what the fuck "level 3 fighter" means in the context of the world: is it a county bumpkin or a county champion? Can anyone off the streets be a classed fighter, or can only someone from a specific guild with a specific amount of training be a fighter?

>>51063533
>So, when does the party stop one-shotting things? Party just got to level two, and they are wiping the floor with every creature so far.
In APs, the challenges are weird in that about 7/8 encounters they are designed that paizo iconics can do them (ie unoptimised people who can shoot one 1d8 crossbow bolt a round at level 6) and 1/8 are going to murder anyone who hasn't read the campaign in advance and metagamed a response to a flying invisible Sorcerer blasting your ship to pieces.

You should make large amounts of changes.

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>>51063639

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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>>51063513
This is why I stick to Faerun with PF rules.

They didn't even try to make levels and status match up.

>>51063513
There aren't any raw recruits at level 14, though.

>>51063689
Yeah, Faerun just has the issue of "Why the heck am I doing this when there are epic level spell casters who have a literally army of clones and fuck a goddess nightly that could do it in 1/100th the time."

>>51063705

How did WotC explain that one, anyway?

>>51063705
those goddesses aren't going to fuck themselves

>>51063679
Unless, of course, you're playing the average Vengeance campaign, where several days of nothing happens then your party has to spread their resources thin over the course of an entire day as the actions required to make the plot continue will inevitably stack on top of each other until the town is getting invaded on the same day the town guards jump ship and raid the weapon cabinet.

>>51063712
Shut up, stop asking questions, and play the game.

>>51063716
I mean they totally could. They could cast 10th level spells.

>>51063712

The dungeons were stocked by epic level heroes as training grounds for noobs

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>>51063421
As the original shipposter I'd definitely be interested in your take.

>>51063267
Pleasures old men for money!

Has anyone even submitted an app to Lazy Princess?

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>>51063712
>>51063705

>>51063722
It's not the same.

>>51063718
>resources thin over the course of an entire day as the actions required to make the plot continue will inevitably stack on top of each other until the town is getting invaded on the same day the town guards jump ship and raid the weapon cabinet.
>you should make large amounts of changes

>>51063722
>>51063725

But what if *I* wanted to bone Mystra? Do I have to ask Elminster for permission?

Eberron did this better. In that setting, everyone's so low-powered that a legitimate level 15 character is the most powerful example of that person in the entire setting. Hell, isn't Megatron just level 12, and he's a god?

>>51062627
Playing one right now. Night Terror Vigilante - due to being from a small town, to make sure no-one worked out who he was his vigilante identity is a girl. .At least, that's the logic his sister gave him.

Goddamnit I'm just as bad as the rest of you aren't I

>>51063743
It's easier for the goddess to make mythals to increase her performance (sex). Like I don't even know why she would deal with Elminster at all other than the fact it's Greenwoods self-insert Marty Stu.

>>51063742
No-one has, yet! Why not be the first?

Make a good template for the others to see, forge ahead and put down the first steps!

The Princess needs you, after all!

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>>51063752
No, because her love is too much for any one being to bear.

That's why she has Azuth, and all those Chosen.

>>51063775

>other games get tens of applications within minutes.

>princess game launches on a friday, and gets zero applications because [No Lewds]

I feel sorry for you, GM. But I'm not touching Pathfinder. I come here solely for the shitposting. Now if you ran it in D&D 5e.....

>>51063752
>Do I have to ask Elminster for permission?
No, but you do have to bone Elminster first.

>>51063743

>I don't want to die so I'll let others, less capable, try the same thing. I'm still totally awesome though.
>I'm not going to kill the tyrant because it might be a bad thing to do, but it's okay if someone else does it!
>I don't want to make enemies, even though I've got so many for simply being this strong
>It's too much work to fix these issues, it cuts into my "goddess fucking" time
>Shut up you can't tell us what to do, and we'll fucking destroy you if you ask again
>Fucking idiots

That's what this entire page reads like.

>>51063790
Still can't bone elminster worse than he boned himself. Rogue 1/ Cleric 2/ Fighter 3 or whatever the fuck.

>>51063689
>Movers and shakers of the nation are 6-10th level
>standard priests are Cleric 9
>Innkeepers are 5th level
>Archeologists are Rogue 7
>your typical mayor is an Aristocrat 3/Expert 7
>Ship Captains are Expert 3/Fighter 9, and First Mate is Expert 4/Fighter 5
>average Knight is a Aristocrat 2/Paladin 6
>Travelling Merchants are Expert 7
>a Viking is a Barbarian 2/Fighter 6
>Minstrals are Bard 6


>Kings are Aristocrat 16, the "legendary" catagory
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51063789
What's the app for that one? I don't think I've seen it posted.

>>51063753
So it's like if Bruce Wayne dressed up as Battgirl instead.

>>51063742
I won't be applying. To that one or to either fluffy games.

Getting yelled at for my molthune character and for trying some to with a potential RotJR character was too much for me. I don't know if I just make shit characters, but I won't try this again.

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>>51063823
Gosh darned sexy?

>Players are built with 25 PB
>Their enemies are built with 3 PB

Hmmmmm

>>51063829
I feel the pain friend. I tried to have a fun time with /pfg/ and it ended up a month long shit storm. I've considered making a new account since my old private one is recognized by /pfg/ now.

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>>51063802
He knows the price of meddling.

>>51063803
It was all part of Mystra's plan, like those years he spent as a woman gaining Cleric levels.

>>51063829
/pfg/ can be dicks sometimes. All that matters is if you get in or not, ignore the angry shitposters.

>>51063813
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/65876/misadventures-of-a-lazy-princess

>>51063829
>>51063859

I wouldn't yell at you, anons.

If I had a problem, I'd talk with you in private, like an adult.


>>51063789
It's okay. It was just an idea, and if people don't want to play it, I won't be offended.

>>51063789
Honestly, the homebrew setting suggests this is a first time game attempt, the plot to the game started off dubious and has only marginally improved, the suggested quests for renown building seem overly simple and sidequest-of-the-week-y, and lastly the GM seems more interested in worldbuilding than giving the players a good time.

Makes people uneasy to app.
The other thing is that since its a homebrew place, trying to put characters in takes longer since one needs to hash out what the countries are like. Lots of people have already shown interest and I hope to see some good apps put forwards!

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>>51063851
>http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/npc-classes/non-player-characters
>Heroic NPCs: The ability scores for a heroic NPC are: 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, and 8.

NPCs are built with 15 PB.

>>51063513
Basic Footsoldier (military or mercenary): Warrior Lv 1
Dwarf Recruit: Warrior Lv 1
Courthouse or Town guards: Warrior Lv 2
Professional Guard or basic hellknight: Warrior Lv 3
Veteran Buccaneer: Warrior Lv 4
Guard Officer: Warrior Lv 4
City Watch Captain: Warrior Lv 5
Grizzled Mercenary: Warrior Lv 6
Expert Bodyguard: Warrior Lv 7
And on and on...

>>51063877

> the GM seems more interested in worldbuilding than giving the players a good time.

Only because your idea of a good time is lewd.

>>51063877
Well that's just not true, and I apologize if that was the impression you got.

I was proposing things at 5 AM, so it may have seemed rather disjointed, but this isn't my first rodeo.

I just have trouble communicating intentions sometimes.

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>>51063901
>>51063804

>Management is level 2

>>51063898

Only if they have player class levels

>>51063533
When it went first and one-shot them instead.

Before about level 5-6 you can survive NOT one-shotting things. Afterwards? If all the enemies ALL get to go first, while it's not a 100% (because things can miss), there's a decent chance of someone dying (not just 'going down into negatives').

Now sure, on an individual combat, chances are someone misses, an enemy or two get hits in, but not all of them so no one goes down....

But the problem is that "enemies" don't really exist anymore after one fight. But the party gets many, many fights, and - especially until proper resurrections come online at 11+ - and you can't afford to die, because, well, you're fucking dead. People die when they are killed.

So if the party knows what they're doing, the enemies are taken out of commission (it can be not-killing but *that* requires specialized builds, most of them casters) or someone is.

>>51063917
Don't fret! These are after all only the musings of a single anon. Others may think differently.
And even if others do think similarly, if you don't attempt any game, you'll not see where to improve!

I'm still tempted to make an app but haven't had the time to do anything but glance over what you've done. It does look like you've put effort into the world, which is a good sign!

That may put some players off, but attract others! And the revised premise is much more appealing!

>>51063872
>>51063873
I can't just ignore it though. They're /pfg/ games with /pfg/ people and /pfg/ GMs. The sensibilities I see in the thread could very well be in the game, even if I get in. Getting people angry at me for reasons I don't understand isn't entirely out of the question, since it's happened with 2/3 characters I've made for /pfg/ games.

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Have a great Friday night, everybody!

>>51062844
>The one that'll probably never get played and it's all my fault.

>Kufr Ibn Amnay
>Rahadoumi Fighter/Cavalier
>his camel has been his only friend for years
>he has no idea where he's going or what his goals are, all he knows is he can't go home

>>51063992
Did you end up in a group where the GM was dating basically-trigglypuff too?

>>51062627

Blazbaros is a blessing to cute n' simple artwork, and should be used more often for character art.

>>51064001
I can't, anon.

My jackass best friend flaked AGAIN, so our game was cancelled AGAIN.

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>>51064001

You too, anon.

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>>51063926
>level 2 hero deals with save or die trap

>>51064001
>>51064029
Be happy you are safe. Game cancelled due to the shitstorm that is happening in the South East of the united states.

>>51064029

Then do that thing you've been wanting to do!

Don't see this as a missed game, see it as gaining 4+ hours of free-time.

>>51063992
Other players maybe, but you can probably trust the DM to at least like your idea if you get in. I get flak too, but if I get in then who cares what others say?

>>51064044
Good point.

>>51064047
Uh... Paint my Imperial Guard models?

I would, but I lack the paints I want for my bases.

>>51064044
What shitstorm is that?

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>>51063926
>>51064039
Why is Helck so good

>>51064044
Wait, there's a shitstorm down here? Am I just too far south for it to be bothering me?

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>>51064039
Your a little low on that estimate.

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>>51064067
>>51064076
Rain turning into ice and snow overnight.

>>51064100
Ah, and probably unfamiliar with how to travel in such conditions (Upstate New Yorker here)

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>>51064076
It stays upbeat while everything descends into darkness.

>>51064085

Hyura is a cute!

dusky skin and golden eyes with black sclera is really nice.

>>51064116
This pic is cute, its like a reverse Nanoha

>>51064106
Georgia went into a state of emergency over 2-4 inches of snow.

Nobody knows what the fuck to do, and I stay off the roads mainly because of the idiots flying on the ice.

>>51064171
>laughingnortherners.gif.jpeg.webm.mp4

>>51064171

Do... do you not have a dog sled? I thought everyone had a dog sled.

>>51064106
Plus (at least out here in NC) the state tried to put down salt for the snow but it got swept away by the rain, which will then inevitably freeze and give the snow something to stick to.

>>51064116
On an unrelated note, what are your suggestions, /pfg/ for recurring villains? So often it seems that in games like PF there's hardly ever an instance where combat begins and both parties walk away intact unless that was the intent going into it. As a starting GM who wants to hopefully make a couple of antagonists characters that can come back later after duking it out with the PCs for a little while, what are my options here?

>>51064187
Nope, out here in the south it's largely unnecessary.

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>>51064138
You haven't read chapter 64, have you?

A few threads ago, people were talking about how PCs gain levels so quickly compared to everyone else.

One anon suggested that they gain power from Great Old Ones. That's kind of what happens in Helck, but higher level humans awaken with the power of the "New World."

By gaining levels, PCs make a stronger connection between their campaign setting and elder gods.

>>51064187
>I thought everyone had a dog sled.
Most people not in Alaska, Montana, or Maine don't have dog sleds.

>>51064182
Can Lubbock, Texas join you in laughing, as we continue to laugh at the rest of our state for not knowing how to handle snow?

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>>51064206
Ultimate Intrigue gives options and suggestions for recurring enemies and nemeses.

>>51064206
The best recurring villains are the ones your party completely forgets about, or that gets away every time through cowardice or something else. Have a single enemy NPC who runs from the fight while he still can, and have him command a revenge squad that ambushes them in the night (from the rear, of course). Have him appear during random boss fights to throw a random spell from a scroll before hightailing it out of there. Just make him a massive pain in the ass.

>>51064187
We get snow once a year for a day or two. Sometimes we can go a year without snow. We don't need dogsleds.

>>51064246
Something about Georgia. We get rain and people forgot out to drive.

>>51064171
Meanwhile all Maryland's gotten is a few flakes. Not even an inch of ground cover.

Where's our snow, huh? Where's our winter?

I can't run a belated Crystalhue one-shot under these conditions!

>>51064246
Oh man, I remember when Texas shut down over an inch of light powder.

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>>51064274
If he dies, bring him back as a Skeleton.

If he dies again, bring him back as a Demon.

>>51064287
yeah, mostly because everyone south of High Plains and Caprack usually never see snow, so they have no idea how to respond to it

>>51064284
Same with a lot of Texas, mostly because they never see much rain aside from a solid week in Spring and Fall

Dragon DM here.

I just recruited Two assistant GMs.

>>51064187

Northern Americans have dog sleds? I thought that was a Canadian thing.

>>51064356

Are they meant to help you handle side-Chanel shenanigans?

>>51064356
OH LORD

NO

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

>>51064359
Alaskans, Montanians, and Dakotans usually do, as do some Idahoes, and scattered enclaves in the backwoods of New England

>>51064356
When it comes time to let people know if they're in are you going to PM them or just put a message up on the game forum? I've kinda stopped watching cause I don't think I have a hope of getting in but could always be pleasantly surprised.

>>51064359
I know it's not uncommon to own snowshoes and I'm in Upstate New York but that's a hobby thing primarily for hiking in the Adirondacks.

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>>51064374
>>51064379

Mostly in product development. I'm going to be the only one running it, they are just gonna help me with encounter building, maps and lore.

I'm running a game for them already and they don't wanna see that game suffer because i wanna take on more stuff.

>>51064400
I'm gonna send an invite to the game proper then send a PM

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>>51064410
Damn I wish I could afford all of the Kingdom Death expansions.

>>51064410

Why don't you just shill for lore on here?

>>51064493

i do that enough as it is.

>>51064539

Well, did you know North Garund is full of Brasses and Blues, the latter being quite infamous for creating large settlements of slaves, servants and supplicants?

And the Bronzes of Taldor run a highly successful banking institution!

Somebody applied to Dragon game with a kobold named Sharmat.
>Not older than music
>Incapable of bringing a star
>Doesn't seem to bring
>an
>ancient
>sea
I'm gonna have to call bullshit unless she puts a star
Into the world's mouth
To murder it.

>this doctor guy applying to lazy princess
is he one of us or just some dude

>>51064604
The Theorist is as dangerous as a Terrorist
Maybe you should have her cut her hands off?
Or maybe have her have a pet blind fish or something

>>51064648
We tried getting her a blind fish, but it kept tearing down the pylons of its own tank and getting water everywhere.

>>51064672
Maybe she should've gotten it a milk finger
Fish tend to do a lot of things with milk fingers
I know I once met some fish dudes who affered to teach me aout their milk fingers, but I declines and they let me go when I made it clear I was not a Netchiman's Wife

>>51064696
...Fuck, I'd add something about spear-biting but I can't think of anything that's not real ham-handed.

>tfw won't get to play a chubby, older-sister type half-elf for a game.

Why live?

>>51064747
Yeah, its best not to due such things, especially if there is no certainty. Else it will be no more than babbling, sounding like the singing and burning of deaf moons

Instead, it is best to go in unarmed into the den of such discussion with these words AE GHARTOK PADHOME [CHIM] AE ALTADOON
Or not.

>>51064808
I've plenty of actual good reasons to live instead.

>>51064808
Why not? Aren't there a bunch of open games?

Maybe that's the kind of friend that Princess needs in order to become Empress!

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>>51063728
I'd left significant parts of Valeriya's backstory undefined so that they could be adapted as befit the campaign and the other characters if I was selected. Her sexuality as a whole was part of that, meant to be adapted as needed.

I had a few inklings of characters that she might have interesting interactions with: Song Lilin was probably at the top of that list as a primary rival, but Casimir was up there too as a friend or maybe even mentor type character. I hadn't considered him as a potential suitor, but I must concede they might make a cute couple. That said, I'd probably leave that to see how it shakes out in game even if Casimir's player is down. I'm not particularly interested in moving lewder than a fade-to-black situation, myself, though.

>>51064845

The desire to apply exists, but I don't have the experience.

>lazy princess game
I have played quite a lot of L5R in my time and all I want to do is act like a proper samurai. Fucking hell I want to be a Doji courtier.

However I do not think a scheming/clan obsessed/empire obsessed courtier would be accepted into that game.

>>51064893
I'm sure you don't need much!

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>>51064356

>mfw my backup DMs still want to apply and start making characters in our group chat.

Oh god.

>>51064906
>Princess needs to become the worthy heir or die
Why wouldn't your character fit that? He could be the one to make sure she succeeds!

>>51063728
Also I don't particularly agree with your assumption of her daddy issues. The father is another purposeful blank spot, but even if he wasn't in the picture, Hobart Deverin would have given her a decent fatherly figure especially when she was living in Magnimar.

>>51064808

Make a friendly, soft-bodied baker from Sandpoint for Rise of the Jade Regent!

>>51064908

Got a link for the Lazy Princess game?

>>51064940
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/65876/misadventures-of-a-lazy-princess

>>51064931

Aren't there a ton of applicants for that game?

>>51064927
Because I doubt the GM would be able to handle how fucking autistic L5R etiquette and bushido is.

>>51064954

Not as many as you'd think, only 24.

Given he wants six players, that means you just need to be better than 4 other people.

>>51064931
Isn't that just Esmera?

>>51064962
I see it all the time in L5R groups as well. Other people act like I should respect them despite the fact their characters don't follow Bushido. Sure, I'm courteous, but it doesn't mean I respect their character.

Clan > Honor > Empire > Personal Safety

It is acceptable if Honor and Empire are switched.

>>51064962
Couldn't you tone it down?

Or do you need to play it like that?

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So making a homebrew class that acts essentially as a base for anything. I'm hoping use for several campaigns, here's what I have so far:

>You choose one weapon proficiency group and one armor proficiency group at the start.

>You choose skills equal to half your INT score rounded up, these are your class skills. Skill points are INT+3.

>Bab+1 table, you choose one save to be your +1, the rest are +0.

>You have spells per day equal to the druids table, and the associated stat is INT, and you can learn any spell. You must sleep/meditate to get your spell uses back each day and to use magic you must have a spellbook in your possession to be able to cast spells, you only know/can use spells found within the book. (No orisans/free 0lvl spells)

>You receive a bonus feat at first level, and each level after. You can take any feats for this ability accept for class ability feats (extra rage, extra rogue talents, ECT).

For campaigns that are using this class, all players would be use this class. Feedback would be appreciated for this.

>>51064979
Either you're retarded or that's a typo, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it's the latter.

>>51065020
If you don't play it like that then you aren't acting like a samurai properly, at least not in terms of L5R. I could just play a different character.

>>51065031

Does it matter? The point I'm making is you're trying to be better than a ridiculously small number of people, and there's very good odds that you'll make the cut if you put some passion into it.

>>51065005

Wasn't Esmera one of Drive's characters? He chose Bellenka for this game, so Esmera (and her shtick) are up for grabs. Besides, Esmera was more the general-purpose human babysitter, the girl I'm thinking of is a more jolly, red-faced Agatha.

>>51064953

I'll make something for it when I get home, but from the look of that one guy's application I'm probably out of my depth.

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/pfg/ I need ideas for villainous schemes.

My PCs are level 5 and are being sponsored by a noble. The villain is not working against the PCs, but the noble sponsoring the PCs for now. So the conflict needs to be kind of round-a-bout but still impactful for them. It can be political or obvious or anything like that. I am just drawing a blank on unique ideas

Pic related in the bad guy. He is ambitious and ruthless. He maintains distance from all his schemes, preferring to act through minions then actually getting his hands dirty. I gave him LE but he could be NE. He seeks political power and more wealth usually through blackmail and sabotage. His legitimate wealth currently comes from vineyards and meaderies his family owns but he wants more than to be known as the vintners.

>>51065065
>and there's very good odds that you'll make the cut if you put some passion into it.
You're assuming a lot about my writing ability.

>>51065065
I disagree with your exact assessment of the odds, but it's true that there's probably a fighting chance for anyone who displays at least some passion in their application.

Following the GM's specs for how to write an application probably helps. It's not like the character even needs to be lewd or memed--and if the GM only chooses people based on whether they were popular or sexual, then you can consider yourself to have dodged a bullet.

>>51065021
So basically, really generic do whatever class with more feats than the fighter?

>>51065095
1) Why is the noble sponsoring the PCs?
2) If the Villain seeks power, have him attack the PCs since the hired PCs are clearly a threat and helping the noble.

>>51065065
Passion I can do, but with the odds that stacked I don't see any reason to bother. I'll just save the concept for a game with fewer applicants.

>>51065095
>So the conflict needs to be kind of round-a-bout but still impactful for them. It can be political or obvious or anything like that. I am just drawing a blank on unique ideas

Play him like Littlefinger; the PCs are profitable assets and he will continue to support them, but he's got the knife ready to cut them off the moment their relationship turns gangrenous, and he's been spending lots of time sharpening that blade with a whetstone made from all the black-mail and evidence of their illicit dealings.

>>51065095
Make him the money behind some kind of mercenary band or arms dealer. His funds propel their illegal research and allow them a place to hide from the law, likely behind a legitimate front, with enough distance that he can disavow them if anyone finds out.

His personal stake in all this might be that he's using them to destabilize the nation so that he can appear to be a savior and peacemaker, or rival nations so that his own can gain control over them.

For bonus points, make the mercenaries flashy, powerful, and wind-themed

>>51065095
>My PCs are level 5 and are being sponsored by a noble. The villain is not working against the PCs, but the noble sponsoring the PCs for now. So the conflict needs to be kind of round-a-bout but still impactful for them. It can be political or obvious or anything like that. I am just drawing a blank on unique ideas

Have him use the PCs to destabilize an ancient noble family, robbing them of competent members and leaving the heir or head of the household a single woman he could later court for a profitable marriage.

This is one of the less savory ways a wealthy merchant could catapult to a Dukedom.

>>51065108
At that point I'd wonder why anyone would choose the fighter to begin with, he states that you get a bonus feat at EVERY level, not every other, which means that at level 20 you'd have 29 feats to throw around like candy, an even 30 if human, compared to a Fighter's 20, 21 if human. With that many feats one can easily replicate 90% of what a fighter does with feats to spare, and the inevitably garbage saves you'll get can also be somewhat helped with the feats that grant bonuses to your saves.

Unfortunately you won't be able to replicate fighter-specific feats like GWS but y'all are smart, I'm sure you can find a way around that with an extra 5 or so feats.

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>>51065178
>but y'all are smart

>>51065134
>1) Why is the noble sponsoring the PCs?
The good noble is sponsoring the PCs. The bad noble is working against the good noble.
>2) If the Villain seeks power, have him attack the PCs since the hired PCs are clearly a threat and helping the noble.
I have tried that and I am not sure I want to give him that much power. The last time I did that the PCs suicide rushed them and one died.

>>51065141
>>51065148

That could work. There are bandits in the woods. Maybe they need a sponsor to up their illicit activity. Or a new gang that has a mysterious sponsor.

I dont get the wind theme though. Sorry anon.

>>51065171

I never thought of having the bad noble sponsor them as well. I am not sure if the PCs will go for it though. They already trust their current sponsor.

>>51065171

>insight multiple wars
>assassinate every male of a family
>seduce their women and make sure you get caught doing it
>clear the way of inheritance to your spouse

that's just the tutorial for CK2

>>51055717

>It's not turbolewd, but why would you specifically make a character that's going to be a wet blanket and probably won't get on with the rest of the party?

Do you not know what a straight man is?

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>Come to /pfg/ for the first time in ages
>Touhou posting everywhere
>These OP images

What hath thee become?

What maneuvers let me fuck up someone who's flying?

>>51065215

You'd be shocked at how good Pathfinder campaigns become when you start using stuff from Crusader Kings 2.

You could make entire casts of NPCs off of running on Observe for 50 years, unpausing, and reading up on the culturally analogous region to your campaign for characters (they even come with traits, personalities and goals!)

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>>51065213
>don't get the wind theme
What, not willing to give war a chance?

>>51065178
Can't replicate Advanced Weapon or Advanced Armor trainings either.

>>51065252

Still too vague anon.

>>51065268
As in the Winds of Destruction: Sundowner, Mistral, Khamsin, Monsoon, and Minuano/Jetstream Sam.
All named for winds from different parts of the world.
Sorry if the joke seemed kind of obtuse.

>>51065259
What armor training provides can (mostly) be replicated with buying armors made from special materials, and I have to protest the idea that one can't just spend a feat to get bonuses to your to-hit or damage on your rolls, it's just that for most builds taking those feats is much less useful that other feats you could get instead.

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>>51065311

Oh video games. I recognize it now. Sorry anon.

>>51065251

>tfw your player conspires to get his father in law to declare war on him so he has just cause to imprison and execute the man

This is why murderhobos are shit.

Players should have their level capped at the number of living spouses/children they have

>>51062627
My party are all noobs, and I'm the eternal GM. We've more or less figured out how combat works, but they got some really easy xp while I was figuring out how hard encounters should be and how to play enemy creatures. THey're almost level 3 now, and probably only deserve about half their exp.

I wanna start ramping up the difficulty, and making travel truly dangerous, and there's a serious undead bend to my games.

Anyone willing to give me examples of easy, medium and challenging random encounters? Otherwise I'm just gonna be spamming skeletons and zombies until the party actually has trouble.

>>51065390
>my way is the only want to play and everyone should like wannabe game of thrones bullshit

Play literally anything else, Pathfinder isn't for you.

>>51065409

It's not hard to get into some honest to goodness courtly intrigue in Taldor, Ustalav, Cheliax or Brevoy.

>>51065402
If you've got an undead bent to your games then just take existing creatures and then make them undead by applying the appropriate templates. Nothing better to rip a player's face off than with a skeletonized Dire Bear.

>>51065231
We hate it as much as you, man. People post the new thread super early with a fucking creepy fetish image. Nothing we can do...

>>51065435
Maybe, but courtly intrigue is a fucking meme and not PF isn't good for it.

>>51065435
Although if it's Ustalav, it's probably going to be a fair bit more melodramatic--ghosts, helmets crushing your son, weird kings showing up at your ball without obeying the "masks required" dress code.

>>51065476

>he doesn't want threads about quadstalt futanari kitsune

/5eg/ is that way

>>51065476
It's not just the OP image either. So many posters with weird fetish postings.

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What's a strong feat for a level 1 warrior?

>>51065609
Prone Shooter

>>51065320
Not armor training, advanced armor training. Advanced Armor/Weapon Training are like rogue talents or rage powers, but for fighters.

>>51064923
I WARNED YOu

YOU NEVER
EVER TAKE ASSISTANT GMS

>>51064923

Nigga what did you expect.

>>51065609

Hmm, precise strike or step up might be good contenders

>>51064923
p a n i c

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>tfw your players kill enemies and get no exp because they only fought a summoned monster/animal companion/cohort/minion

>>51065495
quadstalt kitsune are fine, it's just talking about their dick lengths and/or cup sizes and how much they look like a fucking preschooler that's awful.

>>51065609
Step Up's a good one to take, especially for a polearm-user. Another one's Dodge, since it'll help against touch attacks (like spells) and opens up to some better feats.

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Anyone know a good random encounter generator for pathfinder that I can use online?

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>>51065231
Just remember, Paizo could have prevented this.

>>51066001
https://donjon.bin.sh/pathfinder/encounter/

>>51066015
>implying this wasn't Paizo's plan all along

>>51066015
>Paizo could have prevented this

This was all our fault, anon.

If it wasn't for the glut of lewd campaigns and cuteposting, we'd be whining about Strange Aeons or that Nirmathas AP.

>>51066021
>https://donjon.bin.sh/pathfinder/lewd/post/kitsune/

>>51066036

strange aeons is complete garbage though

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>>51066021

I can always count on anon. You guys are the best

>>51066088

What kind of garbage?

Like, Hell's rebels garbage or straight up Council of Thieves garbage.

>>51066036
there's cuteposting and then there's fetishposting.

Explain this bullshit

>summon monster I - CR 1/4
>summon monster II - CR 1
>summon monster III - CR 2
>summon monster IV - CR 4
>summon monster V - CR 6
>summon monster VI - CR 8
>summon monster VII - CR 10
>summon monster VIII - CR 11
>summon monster IX - CR 14

>>51066151
It's sorta 3/4 bab I guess?

>>51066088
I liked the first module okay, but mostly 'cause I wanted to run it as a stand-alone. Where'd the others go wrong?

>>51066151

Idea:

>summon monster 0 - CR 1/4
>summon monster I - CR 1/2 or 1d3 s0
>summon monster II - CR 1 or 1d3 sI or 1d4+1 s0
>summon monster III - CR 2 or 1d3 sII or 1d4+1 sI
>summon monster IV - CR 4 or 1d3 sIII or 1d4+1 sII
>summon monster V - CR 6 or 1d3 sIV or 1d4+1 sIII
>summon monster VI - CR 8 or 1d3 sV or 1d4+1 sIV
>summon monster VII - CR 10 or 1d3 sVI or 1d4+1 sV
>summon monster VIII - CR 12 or 1d3 sVII or 1d4+1 sVII
>summon monster IX - CR 14 or 1d3 sVIII or 1d4+1 sVII

>>51066322
>Summon monster cantrip

I'm gonna have to veto that.

Okay, so what the heck is Craft (Books) when there's Artistry (Literature?)

For real, if you want to become a proper bookwriter you seem to need Craft (Books), Craft (Calligraphy) and Artistry (Literature), all Intelligence.

>>51066322
>summon monster 0

>infinite summon monsters

How about no.

>>51066365

Artistry is a fucking background skill

>>51066365
I mean yeah. That makes sense.

>>51066334
>>51066373
I'm not that guy, but what if you weaken it by drastically lowering the time the monster is around and making it a full round to summon?

>>51066396

You'd only be able to have a single CR 1/4 critter with a proposed SM0, casting it again replaces the critter

Summon Monster already takes a full round

>>51066396
Summoning is already a full round

>>51066396
You can still trivialize most problems by just throwing enough cats or rats at it.

>>51066396
>Making it a full round to summon
Already the case
>Drastically lowering the time
It doesn't matter when it already lasts 1 round/level. It's the fact you have unlimited critters you can send in to suicide/center effects on/whatever per day, when Summon Monster 1 is already considered pretty powerful and a spell to prepare even at high level *just* for that reason.

>>51066365
You know there are multiple jobs when it comes to making books, right? Artistry (Literature) is the writer, Craft (Calligraphy) is the calligrapher or typesetter, and Craft (Book) is the printer or bookbinder.

>A trap that casts summon monster

>>51066418
>>51066421
I'm dumb, in other news I think what the first guy said is an acceptable alternative. Most if not all CR1/4 creatures can be oneshot even at level 1 anyway so for the most part all they're good for is setting up flanking for that sweet, sweet +2 to hit.

>>51066439
For the exact reason I stated above I'd personally disagree greatly. For a level 1 spell I can, for instance, Color Spray for insane effects, do guaranteed damage with MM, heal 1d8+lvl, or summon a wolf that has garbage stats and will go down in a hit to anything strong enough to take on the rest of the party. I don't know about your parties, but in mine SM at any level is a worthless slot that is much better taken up by something else.

>>51066481

What would I take if I wanted to make a Minkai porn scroll?

>>51066484
The wolf that has garbage stats has scent, and you can order it to throw itself at most traps. It's out of combat utility.

>>51066523
But even with that being said at lower levels a mage generally isn't going to be geared at being out-of-combat utility outside of identifying whatever potion you've found shoved up the buttcheeks of the Gollum clone you just slaughtered. You get so few slots at low-level, why waste a slot doing what your rogue/ninja/stalker can do for you?

>>51066587
I specifically said that it's a higher level utility in my original post you goof

At lower level you prepare other stuff, obviously

>>51064953
>not even a lewd game

Nah

>Kobold summoners who summon kobolds
>Traps that summon kobolds

>>51066516
Depends. If you work solo it'll all be covered by Profession (Mangaka), but if you work with a partner or as part of a team then you might divide it up. Artistry (Literature) for the writer, Craft (Painting) for the penciller, inker, and colorist, if you have one, and Craft (Calligraphy) for the letterer.

>>51066613
Oh. Well. Once again I am dumb. Maybe I should go to bed before I make a fool of myself once again, it's clear my reading comprehension is in the toilet tonight.

That said those roles still seem like they'd be better suited for the resident party member that can do what most low-level animals can do as part of their class, but perhaps that's just proof that I don't know how to do high level casters. I always preferred buffs and debuffs with my spells anyway.

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Holy shit, the new Alteration book is my fetish.

I want to forcibly transform people into horrendous abominations with permanent deformities and mutilations! I want to deal damage to them as their muscles grow to such a point it snaps their fucking bones!

>>51066694
Just wait until after the game to masturbate, please.

>>51066694
Good fetish anon. Turn some of them into abominable cuties for good measure though.

It's a wonder that spells like Boneshatter don't already do that. Is the justification being that the spell only inflicts microfractures to your bones or something?

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>>51066707
Yeah, of course.

>>51066731
Your idea of cutie may not match up with mine, Anon. It may not match up at all.

So, as much as I will enjoy being fucked in the ass as a kitsune healslut.

I realize that I actually also want a normal person game of pathfinder. Do those even exist in this place? Should I just go to roll20 or is that worse?

>>51066789
I think you'd be surprised how adaptable I am, anon.

>>51066827
Lazy Princess game isn't (18+) or lewd in any way.

>>51066827

Go to MW: No fun allowed final destination

>>51066827
there's at least one being advertised here, but one cesspool is as bad as another. Might as well take a look and make some friends.

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>>51066837
That... sounds like a challenge.

>>51066827
The lfg on roll20 isn't that bad, honestly.

>>51066827
The Molthuni game doesn't seem like it will be bad

>>51066933
It seems that the actual problem is that I'm not a NEET anymore. I work an 8-5, est. There is all of like six postings on roll20 for pathfinder in that slot. I'm also essentially a new player, so there's that too.

Of which is Lazy Princess it seems, I guess I'll have to look at that.

>>51066933
>That... sounds like a challenge.

So far, so good.

>>51066975

As long as you don't mind playing alongside a gas-mask wearing, colt 45 wielding combat medic. In an Eastern themed fantasy game.

>>51066975
Never mind, sorry paradise lost, but your pitch sounds like literal cancer to someone looking for a traditional hero game.

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>>51066827
I'll fuck your heal slut ass right now, anon.

>>51066939
Yeah, comfy knights doesn't seem that lewd, most people entering it aren't really lewd either.

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>Archer Elf
>Magic Elf
>Sword Elf

What's your favorite /pfg/?

>>51066694
>Alteration

Tell me more.

>>51067195
I have in store some Eldritch Archer x/Arcane Archer 2 Elf for future play!

She only has Arcane Archer levels for the extra utility.

>>51067195
Whichever one has the fattest tits and ass, and likes bondage the most.
Probably archer, from my experience.

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>>51067227
I like the way you think, anon.

>>51067227

That's me! >>51067226

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>>51067003
Maybe we can get along after all.

>>51067212
You may spend a spell point to have your shapeshift deal 1d6 per two caster levels (minimum 1d6) untyped damage to all targets that fail their save against the shapeshift.

You may add the following traits to your forms:

Flesh Pocket: You rearrange internal organs and muscles to create a pocket inside the target’s body, usually in the abdomen. The opening to the pocket resembles a large scar. The pocket can hold creatures and objects objects up to two sizes smaller than the target. The target gains a +20 circumstance bonus to concealing items in their flesh pocket.
Seal Eyes: The target must pass a Fortitude save or have its eyes sealed, blinding it.
Twist Legs: The target must pass a Fortitude save or have one movement speed reduced by 10 ft. plus 5 ft. per 5 caster levels, to a minimum of 5 ft.
Wrench Stomach: The target must pass a Fortitude save or be sickened while the shapeshift lasts or for a number of rounds equal to your caster level, whichever is shorter. If you spend an additional spell point, the target is instead nauseated on a failed save and sickened for one round on a successful save.

>>51067195

Heavy Armor + Axe Elf

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>>51067195
Mocha elf.

>>51067237
>>51067243
You lot are men of good taste, and I praise you.
Be sure to not take any escape artist ranks on that qt elb, my man.

>>51067271
You're also my friend now.

>>51067249
We'll be cute abomination buddies then, it's settled.

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>>51067271

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>>51067271
Good choice anon.

>>51067195
>>51067271
>>51067290
>>51067294

light ganguro/gal elf

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>>51067309