If you owned a game store, would you allow this sort of thing

>>51059810
no

>>51059810
Posters of video games all over the walls like that? No. It's a LGS.

>>51059810
You mean a woman? I probably would.

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>>51059810
wrong posters but I'd definately allow half naked girls, do you know what attracts the main target group of tg's more than tg's?
half naked girls.

>>51059840
>>51059810
Literally cattle, but missed the number tag from her nose-ring.

>wallspace that could be dedicated to wellpainted models, diaramas, or portraits of well liked characters played in the gamestore
Fuck off

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I kind of what to open a bar called NERD House(I always picture it in caps like that).

We'd have game systems, comics, and tables set up for whatever table top game you'd want(and I'm thinking maybe semi-private booths for TTRPGs) and you could get some food and booze. I'd also try and get some sort of partnership with a FLGS/Gamestop/something to hold tournaments.

But it's a desire for a niche market in a terribly rough industry as it is.

>>51059810
For a second I thought that watermark was part of the costume.

Disappointed when it wasn't.

>>51059810
I mean if she paid for the cards.

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>>51059876
>Literally cattle, but missed the number tag from her nose-ring.
Guess how I can tell you don't actually know anything about cattle

city boi gtfo

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>>51059810
Preventing oneself from seeing half naked girls.
Nigga you gay.

>>51059810
You mean skimpy, thematically-appropriate clothing? I dunno if I'd encourage it, but I'd allow it.

I don't think I'd have that many posters where I could have shelf space or something, though.

>>51059931
But I'd allow that shit in, unless we were doing like a under 18 night or something.

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>>51059968
Forgot the number is on ear. My bad.

>>51059876
>>51059968
>Literally cattle,
Do I need to bring up the doujin?

>>51059931
It'd need to be in a really big city. Booze means no kids allowed, and magic is, after all, a children's card game

>>51059931
Enjoy having your comics ruined with booze and cheeto dust that nobody claims to know the origin of with a straight face and orange fingers.

>>51059810
Last thing I want the yummy mummy's to see as they drop the spawn off for the pokemon tournament

I need to make money and that girl is not going to fuck me

>>51059999
Nah, I could still have kid there, but I'd(in theory) institute some type of no under 18 after 6 pm or something. Or eventually have a kids section...

A man can dream.

>>51059991
It's fine, I'm used to faggy-ass city bois like you posting on /tg/.

The nose ring is just to discourage them from rooting behavior.

>>51060005
Yeah, I'm aware that what I picture in my head as the ideal is nothing close to what the reality is.

>>51059931
I'd go. I don't drink but I want there to be places for adults to meet people other than night clubs, which are awful.

I think the problem is you would get more patronage in a city, but that also means higher overhead; and it's cheaper in the suburbs, but not as many people would come. If you could get the patronage of a city with the overhead of the suburbs, you'd be golden.

>>51060074
>If you could get the patronage of a city with the overhead of the suburbs, you'd be golden.
Right?

>>51060025
What if it was a restaurant-bar rather than just a bar? Like sort of a Dave & Buster's type setup.

>>51060027
*tips stetson*

>>51060099
Yeah, that might be better, at least for licensing purposes.

>bottom piece
>Forest
>Island
>Swamp

It's hilarious. Id allow it.

>>51060074
It's almost as if the potential patronage had some influence on the rent.

>>51060074
>If you could get the patronage of a city with the overhead of the suburbs, you'd be golden.
It's called inner-city ghetto.

>>51060277
I'd like to not have to worry about my patrons being the victims of crime or my establishment being robbed or burgaled.

>>51060198
>mountain
>plain
Oh fuck, it's a trap.

>>51060315
But then you'd wind up with neckbeards carrying katanas for self-defense! Doesn't some part of you want to see that?

>>51060240
That's crazy talk. It's probably the Jews or something.

>>51060475
>But then you'd wind up with neckbeards carrying katanas for self-defense! Doesn't some part of you want to see that?
Jesus Christ I do, but not quite at the cost of some neckbeard getting shot. Plus I'm pretty sure it'd affect my profit margin.

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>>51059810

that's fine but it's shit like this that takes it too far.

>>51060523
I personally think cosplaying and LARPing is pretty cringeworthy, but I'd still let them in my bar... Albeit for only specific promotional events. Plus, gotta admit, that is impressive. Especially the bolter bitch.

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>>51059810

>>51060511
One must die so that many may be mildly entertained. It's like The Lottery.

The nearest FLGS has Halloween nights where they allow costume. But in most cases, no as that just takes up space.

>>51060575
>One must die so that many may be mildly entertained. It's like The Lottery.
I laughed.

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>>51059810
Would I ever!

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>>51060568

What about this?

>>51060568
She wouldn't be able to get in the bar.

>>51060523
Are her legs chained together?

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>>51060568
Only when unattractive people do it.

>>51060575
It would be hilarious, at least how I'm picturing.

>a young couple is walking away from NERD House after a night of Pathfinder and New Castle
>enter the nefarious evil-doors
>"Gimme that cash bitch!"
>enter the hero of our story
>5'4" and 260 lbs, goatee, duster, fingerless gloves, the fucking works
>"Heh, not on my watch kid! Nothing personal! Hyah!" He shouts, at an incredibly high volume.
>edgelord attempts to draw his katana, which was folded over 1000 times in true Nippon fashion(or so said the guy at the flea market)
>his autistic shouting scares the Basketball-Americans into turning to him and shooting him
>"Y-you too." He whispers as both the assailants and couple run.

>>51060655
Is it worth banning the cute girl and boy cosplayers if it means banning the ugly ones?

>>51059810
I'd require EVERYONE dress in scanty clothes made from cards.

>>51059810
>Allowing women
Doubtful.
On the one and, introducing women to an all-male sphere ruins it.
On the other hand, the promise of a whiff of vagina draws in desperate horndogs like nothing else. This is the reason why hot chicks get free access to night clubs: not because the bouncers are assholes, but because the club owners want to secure a steady supply of hot chicks (they'll even hire models to pose for the photos on their website). Hot chicks means thirsty men, thirsty men means men buying drinks for women, which means income.

Maybe I should hire a bunch of models to walk around the shop, pretending to browse and to have semi-flirtatious small talk with the customers.

>>51060619
As long as it isn't a violation of state law and/or it isn't under 18 night.

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>>51060655
Notice I didn't say "ugly" people. It's enough to merely be average. You must be genuinely attractive for a layperson to find your cosplay cool.

Otherwise, you have to pick something mildly obscure and that way fans will get excited just to see someone else who very much enjoys the thing. You won't necessarily be "cool" per se, but you'll still get a good reception.

One final option is to dress up in a nonsense outfit and claim I'm from an non-existent IP, then condescend to everyone because they haven't heard of it. Still not cool (unless you're also physically attractive), but it's an amazing feeling.

>>51060807
That's purely a matter of opinion--and frankly, of philosophy.

>>51060623
In my theoretical bar that doesn't exist, she potentially could. But yeah, she'd have to take of the wings except for the part when we did some sort of costume contest.

>>51060655
Attractive people do generally make things look better. At the very least, they don't hurt it.

>>51059870
>do you know what attracts the main target group of tg's more than tg's?
>half naked girls.

Do you know what scares away half naked girls more than tg's?

The main target group of tg's.

>>51060965
Not him, but I refer once again to what real life night clubs do:
1. Hire models for pictures
2. Incentivize women to come anyway (why else do you think ladies night is a thing, bouncers let hot chicks in for free etc? Because they're not going to spend money, but they draw in the men who do.)

>>51059810

The front of the skirt should have been nothing but basic forest instead of alternating lands.

>>51060965
That's not quite true, but it's a reasonable mistake.

Assuming the main target group of traditional games are "people who enjoy roleplaying" or "people who enjoy strategy", then there's no problem. But there is sizable minority of that group which overlaps with neckbeards, the bad kind of perverts, and other brands of skeeves. I'm not the kind of person who likes being half-naked in any circumstances, but supposing I were not, there's only one D&D player I personally know (out of at least fifteen) around whom I wouldn't want to be half-naked.

The same could be said of >>51059870, but in that case I assume he means "main target demographic" rather than "main target group".

You could say it's a matter of semantics, of course, but it's a distinction I think is important.

>>51059931

>you'll never go to NERD House and build some gunpla while watching two fat dudes RP a Magic the Gathering duel

>>51061230
Never say never, anon. We can dream.

>>51061230
>>51061257
Now I really want to do it... Gotta do more research. And maybe convince the wife to at least consider it. I wonder if I can get the VA to help in some way...

>>51060817
So would it be like those fancy restaurants where men must wear jackets and if a man doesn't have a jacket they'll have a few spares? Or would people just be turned away if their loins aren't girded with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards?

>>51059931
My LGS is just what you described (they just got their alcohol license)

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>>51059810
No, My primary patrons are going to be Warhammer 40k customers who buy all their minis online at a 20% discount, and 12 year olds who keep buying these dumb as hell booster packs like a hobo sucking dick for crack.

Since the 12 year olds actually pay(IE their parents), I don't want to give soccor moms an excuse to tell their kids they can't go because some attention whore decided that her special snowflake gimmick is that she literally wears cards over her xD can't touch these xD parts.

>>51061390
Whereabouts are they? If they're close to Pittsburgh, PA I'm fucking going there to tall to them and see how feasible my vision is.

>>51061432
Brooklyn
It's hipstery as fuck

>>51059931
Shit's been done all over, man. With better names, lol.

>>51061390
>be slav in slavland
>getting alcohol license is super easy, you can sell it in vending machines
>but you have to fill a mountain of paperwork to be allowed to serve even most basic food

>>51060615
I need source, google-fu gives nothing

>>51061479
Serbia?

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>>51061492
it's a crop, try with full image

>>51061349
I will caution you that the only reason my old FLGS was able to stay afloat was because it was owned by a professional American football player. And shortly after he lost that job, it went under.

And restaurants are generally considered pretty risky as a small-business venture. Though maybe the "bar" part will help.

So what I'm saying is that as much as I want to see your idea succeed, don't stake your financial security on it.

>>51059810
nope. its bad form and distracting, not to mention inappropriate for anyone underage. also does nothing but prove she is an attention whore.

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>>51061501
Thank you my man!

>>51061503
Yeah, I've done enough research into it, that the failure rate alone has precluded me from taking any serious steps towards.

That being bars also have a fairly high failure rate, around 3 out of 4.

>>51061503
>>51061538
It's more something I would do, had I already enough capital to sink into it and lose, but still not be financially ruined.

>>51061503
Kluwe?

>>51061570
That's kinda what I meant. If you've got a high-paying job and a nice little nest egg, then aim for the stars. If not, grovel in the mud like a pig. That's the American dream.

>>51061611
Yep.

>>51061637
It's not going to happen for a while, if it does, still going to school courtesy of Uncle Sam(and getting paid for it, which is nice).

Here's my tentative plan:
>Finish school next winter
>Federal or state law enforcement for a little bit
>Private security gig for a little longer
>Might have the funds to do it then

>>51059876
Have you tries just talking to women? Just talking to them?

>>51061783
I'm rootin' for ya!

>>51061850
Thanks anon. We're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it!

No, people enter to buy and rant in the store, if you want half-naked females-or males- go to another place. Like a club or that kind of places where more social people than me go.

>>51062011
You don't want the best of both worlds?

>>51059931
there's a bar like that here in Vancouver(3 of them, actually)
all of them are filled with obnoxious normies and tumblrwhales because geek culture is the trendy thing these days
that said, the places are super successful, just filled with reprobates

>>51062075
>geek culture is the trendy thing these days
Still?

This is like when I found out the "basketball" style was still around in Utah in, like, 2007.

What exactly makes them "obnoxious"?

>>51062075
>that said, the places are super successful, just filled with reprobates
While it making money is certainly the primary goal, so is running a place that people can actually engage in nerd-shit that they find fun, whatever the fuck it is.

>>51062053
Nope, too virginal to allow that.

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>>51060027

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>>51062075
Those places need some crosses. Don't now if the wood would endure whale-sized creatures.

>>51062122

Vancouver is a notoriously liberal place, and those deepest into """geek culture""" nowadays are hipsters devoid of personality beyond ironic trendiness.

Imagine a room full of bearded, skeletal African Studies majors trying to play DnD "how they saw it on Big Bang Theory."

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>>51059810
I would allow i--
> rainbow-colored hair
> videogame posters in the background
BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER, I WOULD NOT ALLOW IT

>>51062320

Véritablement a fate worse than death

>>51062366
That's clearly a wig.

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>>51062320
> Imagine a room full of bearded, skeletal African Studies majors trying to play DnD "how they saw it on Big Bang Theory."
> African Studies majors
> "how they saw it on Big Bang Theory"
So they study Zimbabwe?

>>51060655
>final fantasy XXXL.jpg

>>51062390
> a bald woman
EVEN WORSE

>>51062075
>>51062154
I'd even be willing to break even on shit as long as people are having a good time and will come back. I'm personally not into weeb shit, but fuck it, if enough are I'll make Weeb Wednesday.

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>>51062411

Goddamit Carlos

>>51062320
>bearded, skeletal African Studies majors
That part doesn't seem that bad.

>Big Bang Theory
Why would hipsters watch one of the most popular and mainstream shows currently on television?

>>51062411
underrated post

>>51060027
It's a bitch living in a farm town when /tg/'s your hobby.

>>51062613
Where do you live?

>>51062643
In the middle of the fucking Australian outback.

>They have internet in Alice Springs

>>51062782
I know right? It's fucking impressive what telsta can do.

>>51062706
Been there, done that, you have my condolences in regards to /tg/ related woes.

>>51062706
Why do you need to play tabletop games when you already live in a hostile environment filled with deadly monsters? Grab a sword and go live it, man.

>>51062853
I've got one 14 year old kid I met at the town cattle lot who plays magic. He comes into town twice a week or so.

>>51062869
I'd be killed by an Abo huffing petrol. I don't wanna have my corpse eaten.

>>51062841
Stay strong anon, you are a beacon of civilization in an antique land

No, but I would allow her in my office, if you know what I mean...

ฅ(*ΦωΦ*) ฅ

>>51062991
You're going to interview her for a job?

>>51062075
>because geek culture is the trendy thing these days

Are you retarded or living locked up in a closed institution?

Holy fucking shit, you are either fucking braindead or you just got revived from cryogenic sleep, what the fuck nigger. Nerd shit popular hahahahahah, it is 2017 you dumbfuck. Nerd shit isn't popular.

Capeshit and videogames just became acceptable to normies. They simply are no longer nerdy.

>>51059810
The makeup and nose ring is really ruining it for me.

Also, no. Those cards deserve better than vandalism for such petty reasons as some costume. Although I suppose that would fine so long as the outfit is actually a badass full body armor like that one cardboard one.

>>51059810
Id tap her lands

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>>51063098
>modern mtg cards
>not worth vandalizing

How old are you? Do you see that bold card layout?

Those are new cards. Who the fuck cares about new cards? They are trash. Do what you want with them.

>>51059931
So, you basically want to open an AFK Tavern?

>>51063184
Apparently, yes.

>>51061087
She trims the bush.

>>51059931
Just run a bar and have a weekly gamenight. Unless you are in a big tourist city or near some game dev hotspot/next to the yearly E3 location you are going to have a bad time.

Also, if you are in a retard Jesuscuck state in the USA, you might get into shit about people saying you are doing gambling.

>>51063215
Here's how you do it:

>overpriced, mediocre food
>overpriced, mediocre drinks
>name everything after ancient memes to cater to oldfags, like "I am 12 and what is this"

Bam, instant fucking hit.

>>51063290
I'd hate myself but it'd probably make money.

>>51059931
My bar is thinking about having game nights in our basement. I can't really figure how to do it, because I only really play D&D, but we really need a game that can be played with completely indeterminate numbers of players.

>>51059810
No, like it or not the target of the LGS is the wallets of middle class kids parents, you can't push that cardboard and plastic crack on kids if their mom sees skanks walking around.

>>51060027
I always thought they attached leads to them.

>>51063290
That's what the AFK Taverns in WA did.

A shit overpriced drink called the 6d6 fireball, for example.

Also half the overpriced "food" is shit like a mountain of soggy fries buried under a mound of chili.

>>51063366
Everyone is John?

>>51063247
I believe that anon implied he or she was in Pittsburgh.

>>51063290
I don't think you need to do that. If you don't allow outside food, people are gonna have to order something for marathon gaming sessions. Just carry lots of stuff you can eat with one hand.

Sure you'll have better profit margins if you skimp on quality and jack up the price, but the same can be said of anything.

>ancient memes to cater to oldfags
That's not exactly a good way to get broad appeal. Pun names, yes, absolutely, but not stuff that only 5 people are going to get.

>>51063366

>we really need a game that can be played with completely indeterminate numbers of players.

Town of Salem, Codenames, Blood Bound, Resistance Avalon, Deception: Murder in Hong Kong.

>>51063387
>I always thought they attached leads to them.
You're right, I'm thinking of pigs. The rings were used with cattle leads because it's easy to make them move when their sensitive noses are being tugged on.

Our cattle were allowed to roam so we didn't have to lead them anywhere. I assume rings are more common in areas where ranchers don't have huge grazing areas.

>>51063443
>was in Pittsburgh.
Currently, ya. But just for school.

>Pun names, yes, absolutely, but not stuff that only 5 people are going to get.
Yeah, I could see more popular meme named drinks being known(Pepe's Piss or Dat Boi Brew or some other such nonsense) but I'd hate myself too much.

>>51060655
I want to fuck fat Rikku.

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>>51062416

>>51063545
Whatever floats your boat.

Notice how her upper arm is significantly thicker than Auron's.

>>51059810
The basics and vidya posters are obnoxious, but watermarks are a deal breaker.

>>51059810
No, MTG is cancer.

>>51062416
underrated post

>>51064167
>>51062585
You can say "underrated post" if most of the thread has gone by and no one else has replied to it, or if you see a post you like which has been largely overlooked in the bustle of a busy thread. In this case, it's a not-particularly-active thread and both of the posts in question already got positive responses. They are neither underrated nor overrated. They are rated very appropriately.

>>51059810
It's fine, 99% of female gamestore cashiers are the small percentage of good looking shemales, so I take her to the back and spitroast her with the store's designated Trap.

>>51062577
>Why would hipsters watch one of the most popular and mainstream shows currently on television?
Because it's geek.

And geek is fashionable as you're not an actual one, just doing it to be ironic.

>>51061501
>blurs the succubus' nipples
>doesn't blur the hardcore doujin beside her

>>51064275
>store's designated Trap.

That's not really a thing is it?

>>51064275
Seems like a good way to get slapped with a harassment suit.

>>51059810
>Septum piercings
I would open fire the minute they stepped through the door. Self defence.

>>51059810
I'm not gonna lie, i'd have side rooms for people to do shit and i'd be ok with whatever the fuck they do in there, orgies, murders, furparties, whatever the shit, as long as they clean up and pay for time in the room, now if they didn't pay up, now that will lead to terrible shit going down.

>>51065507
It should be

>>51059810
Are patrons happy about it and buying my stuff? If so, then yes.

I might politely ask her to put some clothes on under it if children show up regularly.

>>51065594
Well there was that one anon who claimed to work in a game store with a private gaming room that was rented out every week by a bunch of 10/10 girls who were into full-contact furry ERP.

>>51065663
Future career goal confirmed: Designated FLGS Trap.

>>51061783
>Private security gig for a little longer
That sound neat-o as fuck, anon.

>>51065820
C'mon, anon, aim higher than that. You could become the designated trap of the ISS!

>>51062894
>I'd be killed by an Abo huffing petrol. I don't wanna have my corpse eaten.
That's fucking far-out there man the rest of us in the civilized world don't believe that kinda shit. Could that actually happen?

>>51065945
You don't read the news, do you?

>>51065862
...the International Space Station? Or is that a different acronym lol?

>>51065976
Think about it: studying the behavior of boipucci in zero gravity.

>>51066009
Fun fact #1: The ISS has rules against any sexual conduct on board, because nobody wants to be the first person have a baby in zero-g
Fun fact #2: Due to the law of conservation of momentum, ejaculating in space would propel you backwards.

>>51065971
Not about Aboriginals, no. I'm just a dumbass, sheltered suburban kid from the states.

>>51066038
>a baby in zero-g
No, see, boipucci is not the same as the vagina. It refers to the bottom.

And strictly speaking that would be Newton's third law.

>>51065971
>>51065945
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/cannibal-killers-the-first-bite-was-very-strange/news-story/c48fd2632c8e5568f812b43553429725

Australians are always eating each other, it seems. Doesn't matter what race.

>>51066048
https://www.creativespirits.info/aboriginalculture/health/petrol-sniffing

>>51059931
their's one similar to this idea in Athens, Georgia called the Rook and Pawn.
They have a few shelves of board games there and you can bring your own. They sell booze, tea, coffee, and some snack type things. Lots of tables, a few booths, I believe.

Oddly enough I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually play something like DnD or pathfinder there, though

>>51066072
I think he meant the cannibal part, anon. People huff gas in the USA.

>>51066065
>It refers to the bottom.
I'm aware, good luck explaining that to NASA.

>Newton's third law.
They are consequences of one another.

F = dp/dt

Fnet = 0 <=> dp/dt = 0

no net force <=> no change in momentum i.e. momentum is conserved.

>>51066101

Chess, checkers, canasta etc... bars are a old feature of mediterranean cities - alexandria in egypt has them as does the real athens in greece.

>>51066140
I don't know how difficult it will be to explain that AMABs cannot get pregnant with current medical technology. Nor can anal sex lead to pregnancy under normal circumstances.

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>>51066144
still, it was a pretty novel idea in most people opinions here in the bible belt, even though athens is generally considered to be pretty liberal in comparison. It's hit off fairly well though, still in business after a couple years.

So anon who wants to open NERD Bar, don't lose all hope. Just find a college town

>>51066038
>Imagining a rocket propelled backwards ever so slowly by ejaculation like some weird space sex squid

Why does my brain come up with these ideas.

>>51066374
I don't know how efficient that would be. You can cum, what, once an hour at most? And I don't really want to google the rest of the information necessary for that equation.

>>51063413
Yeah, that's the AFK Tavern I'm referring to. Went there for like... a dozen friends' birthdays because we're all nerds and after the second or third one all my enthusiasm for the place was dead and buried.

>>51066405
Just fuel the rocket with H manga protagonists.

>>51066972
>the Bukkaket

>>51059810
No, probably not, if i'm not gonna let ina dude only wearing underwear then allowing this is hipocritical.

>>51066190
Ew, Georgia. Huntsville's got a brewery that hosts wargaming nights, we've got a bar focused in arcade games, and another that I remember hearing something about gaming at.

>>51067016
What about a swim trunks?

>>51066038
I remember reading about how having a baby in zero g would really fuck it up, because their bones wouldn't have any force acting against them they'd go soft, same thing with astronauts in general if i recall.

>>51059810
Not in that outfit I wouldn't. You want to sit down at my game tables, you wear some goddamned pants.

Also, get better posters.

>>51066405
>once an hour at most
t. Low Test man

>>51067046
If it's in summer and the dude's out for a jog or something then yeah sure, but don't make a habit out of it.

>>51067058
Also it'd screw up the formation of their inner ear, as I recall. I think there were some experiments with mice.

>>51067083
Neato, i wonder if anyone's interested in funding rnd for giving birth in space.

>>51067033
yeah, I can't say I particularly enjoy living here. But I'd probably hate everywhere else just as much, so might as well stay til i finish my degree

>>51067068
I don't know how those things work. Though I'm pretty sure you're kidding.

>>51067058
Genuinely surprised the Soviets never did horrific experiments regarding this and then deny the existence of such experime-- oh shit.

>>51067109
You don't know how a penis works? Are you a dyke or something?

>>51067068
i'd say about every fifteen minutes, but fuck it would hurt after about 3

>>51067126
I get the basics. I've just never gone past second base plus some over-the-clothes stuff.

>>51067105
I mean, Athens is better than the black hole that is the majority of Atlanta, so at least you aren't living in an actual containment zone. Huntsville's boring as shit because of all of the engineers, but it's a pleasant boring as shit. And for a city of a few hundred thousand, we somehow manage to have 12 breweries and counting. They even bought out an old middle school to turn it into a mixed-use complex with two breweries in it. Hell, the aforementioned brewery that hosts wargaming was actually the first place I heard about Frostgrave.

>>51067139
Oh yeah, and I was also thinking about sustainability. Like, I get you can cum more than that, but I figured it'd be harder to keep that up than once per hour.

>>51060807
Considering that there are probably more ugly cosplayers that are not a draw, it's a worthwhile idea

>>51067150
>Underage b&
>FemAnon

You better not be the first one of those, comrade.

Unlike ladies, guys generally can't just immediately keep rolling. On the other hand, it usually just takes a brief rest. The more that you do it, the more that you can put out and the easier it is to keep going after the first one. Eventually you just exhaust yourself of stuff though. In either case, if you keep going for too long you'll just get sore, so taking a break is good.

>>51067126
>Genuinely surprised the Soviets never did horrific experiments regarding this and then deny the existence of such experime-- oh shit.
Any proof?

>>51067185
Gimme a break, man, I grew up very Mormon.

>>51067161
that sounds nice. I like pleasant, but boring towns. I also and rather fond of breweries as it was the only tolerable electrical work i did as an electrical subcontractor. I did two in athens, one in gainesville, one in atlanta, and one in Omaha, Georgia, only a few miles from 'bama.
But yeah, athens is quite a few steps above atlanta. I hated working there, and jesus everything was so much more expensive

>>51067166
I mean, maybe if you are particularly hot you could get a couple extra out of me. But not much more.

That could be the port talking, though

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Not a chance. The first thing I'd do if I owned a store would be to ban third gen Monster Hunter. Those faggots killed the community, last thing I need is them driving away customers.

>>51067196
Hang around a while. This place is weird, and you'll see a lot of stuff you'll never use, but knowledge of even the most bizarre variety adds to your overall understanding of things.

>>51067240
more importantly if you hang out at /tg/ long enough you'll probably find yourself in >>>/d/

Not that i'm saying it's a good thing. but it happens eventually

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>>51067126
>>51067185
>Never had sex? You underage or something?
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51067192
No more than we have proof of Gagarin not being their first man in space instead just the first successful launch. There was a lot of weird signals during the Space Race that people intercepted, particularly those that may very well have been cosmonaut's breaking up in orbit that the USSR never confirmed were up there in the first place.

But if it's creepy-as-fuck deniable science experiments requiring little to no ethical standards and denying any information to the grave, there's a good chance the USSR did it.

>>51067268
The Mormon was literally talking about dick like it was some sort of mythical creature that they only had heard fables about. Autistic screeching or shit-talking is probably the standard reply you'd get to that anywhere.

>>51067262
Yeah, be wary of this. /tg/ is well-known for being /d/-lite. But going to /d/ is a big step in a direction that not everyone here is entirely comfortable with.

>>51067268
You don't need to have had sex to know about it, Anon. Between sex ed, the internet, and knowing other people who have had it, you hear a lot of shit.

>>51067220
I am not.

>>51067262
I've been to /d/! Though nowadays I get most of my porn from Tumblr.

>>51067286
Is it so unreasonable for me to not know how often a man can ejaculate in order to best propel a spacefaring vehicle? Is that something I'm supposed to know?

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>>51059810
No.

She should be completely naked hubba hubba old enough to bleed old enough to breed

>>51067286
>No more than we have proof of Gagarin not being their first man in space instead just the first successful launch. There was a lot of weird signals during the Space Race that people intercepted, particularly those that may very well have been cosmonaut's breaking up in orbit that the USSR never confirmed were up there in the first place.

But if it's creepy-as-fuck deniable science experiments requiring little to no ethical standards and denying any information to the grave, there's a good chance the USSR did it
Any links to some recorded signals or something?

>>51067313
tumblr, for all its faults, does have more variety. And a lot less dick posts.
I've drifted away from it, mostly because of that.
for reference the first two posts you replied to were both me, i have a bad habit of not combining my posts

>>51067354
Not on me, but check out the Judica-Cordiglia brothers, or just research the Lost Cosmonauts in general. Plenty of horrifying shit if you dig.

>>51059810
I absolutely would not allow watermarking of images to take place in my store.

>>51067401
They're a conspiracy theorey and two proponents of it, that's not conclusive.

>>51067214
>>51067161

I moved into Atlanta about 6 years ago and I enjoy it. I was able to get a home when the housing market was ruined so it was really cheap, and the area I'm in became really white.

There is always a ton of shit to do in the city too

>>51067433
Golly gee, y'think?

>>51067453
it certainly never lacks for things to do, but i'm not big on going out to do things. I prefer to have friends over in a small environment

Mostly though, I just absolutely cannot stand the traffic. I-85, I-285, and I-20 just make me so goddamn mad, and don't even get me started on the surface streets

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>>51067367
I'm the same. Sometimes I catch it.

Also most of /d/'s porn (and most hentai in general) is so abusive. Unless it perfectly fits my magical realm otherwise, it's no fun if there isn't affection.

I don't want this to be a blog post, so back to the Bukakket. How is force transferred to outside the vessel? Would it be enough to stick the astronaut's dick in a narrow tube containing an airlock programmed to open and shut its doors with precise timing?

Obviously I'm imagining this for someone already in deep space. You're not reaching any kind of escape velocity this way.

>>51067479
yeah, it's very one sided for the most part

you could just have the astronaut jizz in a room facing the back of the rocket. he would drift to the front of the rocket and then bump into it, transferring some of the force, right? It would be extremely inefficient though, as energy transfer goes

>>51063545
Unlike the others her face is actually okay.

>>51067509
I'm trying to strike a happy medium between inefficiency and discomfort. Obviously the best solution would be to leave his dong out in the intergalactic breeze with a hermetic seal around it to prevent air from escaping, and him masturbating through those kinds of gloves they use in nuclear reactors that go through the wall. But that raises morale concerns.

>>51067548
also his dick would get frostbite and flash freeze burns almost immediately, not to mention the assumed discomfort of masturbating in a vacuum.
it would have to indoors somehow

>>51067567
Hence "morale concerns".

>>51067477

Yeah, the traffic is god awful. Work had me in DC and NYC this year and it wasn't nearly as bad, at least it was moving the entire time

and same on the other point, once I finished up my basement I tend to have every one just come over to my place instead meeting up.

>>51067602
it would definitely be bad for morale... and morally reprehensible i suppose. maybe some kind of indoor collection where it could be manually pumped into space

>>51067629
But at that point it's being powered by ejaculate, but not by ejaculation.

>>51067477
>I-20
Cripes, seriously? I'm in Texas and I-20 is a nightmare over here, too. Feels like I'm going to be killed by a trucker every time I blink.

>>51067670
it's usually better than I-85 and 285, but at peak hours it's still almost a standstill. and atlantan drivers are pretty aggressive at times, so it adds to the frustration

>>51067666
that's fair. Perhaps a series of airlocks, then, so that by the time the ejaculate has left the astronaut there is at least one door sealed between him and the void as it leave the ship.

Can anyone who is mathematically inclined tell us the force of the average ejaculation?

>>51067666
also, nice satan trips

>>51067722
From what I can find online:
>density of semen is roughly 1 g/mL (makes sense, since it's mostly water)
>volume of average ejaculation is 3.7 mL (I'm rounding to 4)
>ejaculate leaves the body at 28 mph, or 12.5 m/s (I have trouble believe that, but I'll believe it for now)
>assuming 15 cm penis and assuming uniform acceleration across the length of the penis, in order to reach 12.5 m/s in the space of 15 cm, semen has an acceleration rate of roughly 1,040 m/s^2
>with a mass of 4 g, this gives ejaculation a force of roughly 4 N

So let's say we've got a 75 kg astronaut and we'll say his ship is super advanced and futuristic and weighs 125 kg, bringing it up to an even 200 kg. The force of ejaculation would accelerate it by about 5 centimeters per second squared.

Now, since no outside force is acting on the vessel, it will continue on at that speed of 5 cm/s forever, and each time its passenger ejaculates, it will increase by roughly another 5 cm/s^2 (I say "roughly" because special relativity yadda yadda not important here). If he cums once per hour and sleeps eight hours per night (ignoring the possibility of capturing night emissions), this leaves us with an acceleration of roughly .8 meters per day.

>>51067878
The speed seems believable to me, I've heard even higher. There's a reason condoms have reservoirs, if it was flush against the tip the force of the ejaculation could tear the latex
.8 meters a day isn't going anywhere fast, but I guess if it compounds itself, fire generations might get somewhere

>>51067927
*Future
Not fire. Oops

>>51059810

Why would you not

I don't understand

I mean

Tits

>>51067927
.8 meters per day is 292 meters per year. Within a single human lifespan you could get to Earth's escape velocity!

>>51059810
Absolutely not, it's a particularly amateurish attempt at wearing cards.

If she's going to parade around in my store half naked with cardboard cocaine covering her bits, she better put effort into it.

>>51066066
>>51066072
Yeah now that I think about it what I said was kinda dumb. I forgot about all the serial killers and just crazy people who have eaten others.
My disbelief is more towards the notion that one would think they'll be eaten by petrol-huffing Aboriginals if they choose to foray out into the Australian wilderness.

>>51067973
>Tits
that's why, you fag.

>>51064275
Love being the freak who fucks the trannys and traps from the LGS

>>51067973
>Why would you not
Because in this scenario we're assuming you're a proper business proprietor and not a thirsty virgin 15 year old boy.

>>51059810
I might even invest in having an employee keep the especially creepy ones off of her. Might be good for business.

>>51065472
I'm just waiting for someone to recognize that doujin.

>>51059810
The whore can get out and take those fucking vidya posters with her.

I'd take a greasy randy from trailerparkboys wanna be and his grey plastic iron warriors artillery list over that shit any day.

>>51067509
fuck I laughed

>>51067479
mhmmmmm you tell em grrrr

>>51060198
Shouldn't the forest and the swamp be next to each other?

>>51067983
>>51067927
>>51067878
>>51067722
>>51067666
>>51067629
>>51067567
>>51067548
>>51067509
>>51067479
>>51067166
>>51067139
>>51066405
>>51066374

Goddammit guys. You just determined how long it would take for a ejaculation powered rocket to reach escape velocity in a vacuum.

Somebody post the "don't need other boards" picture.

>>51068691
>You just determined how long it would take for a ejaculation powered rocket to reach escape velocity in a vacuum.

The real question is: "How much farther can it go before it peters out?"

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>>51067479
>most of /d/'s porn (and most hentai in general) is so abusive

>>51067973
Once you hit 18, don't post even though you can.
Once you hit 21 and have actually developed proper sexual taste beyond "bare female flesh makes my donger go longer", please do post.

>>51068787
"bare female flesh" works even for most deranged of the deviants. The difference is they somewhat forego the implied part that it's still attached to the rest of the woman.

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>>51060615

Here's the tineye page for what I found. Go nuts.

>>51068832
We need to identify that doujin!

>>51068787
You could have just said "lurk moar." It would have been equally appropriate.

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>>51068691
Fun fact: /tg/ taught me about actual rape cultures and nuclear directed energy weapons.

... And now I'm thinking about a Hulk's Semen Gamma Pulse Drive.

>>51060099
As a restaurant manager, don't, restaurants rape your overhead, double the day to day running costs and give you new criteria to measure up to and possibly fail by (CMI, EHO, food critics)

>>51059810
Yes, but keeping the socks on is mandatory.

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>>51068909
Well, if you're so great tell me which one is the original and where does it come from

>>51068832
>>51060615
>>51068850
Ask around on /d/. I've seen that pic posted before over there.

>>51059810
No.
Women wouldn't be allowed in.

>>51068787
Dude I'm practically 30 and so hopelessly sex starved that "naked girl within 10 years of my age" is enough to get me all kinds of hot and bothered more often than not.

>>51059824
Are you saying that a game store can't have video games in it?

>>51069103
My LGS has video games. And DVDs. Actually it got completely taken over by racks of used games and movies to the point that it barely has any shelves of /tg/ stuff at all anymore.

>>51059810
Hell no, the new Star Fox sucked. I would never allow a poster of it in my store.

>>51059810
Prostitution is illegal in my state.

>>51059994
shindol one?

>>51067033
Pints & Pixels ftw

>>51067983
You need to get banks of semen ejaculators firing off in sequence, duh.
A single man is but a drop, but together we are a mighty torrent.

>>51068937
>Fun fact: /tg/ taught me about actual rape cultures and nuclear directed energy weapons.
I never knew I could be intrigued by both of these at the same time.

>>51059870
To be fair, though, half naked girls attract pretty much everything. Even aliens, dragons, and other half naked girls.

>>51061492
http://iahfy.tumblr.com/tagged/synth

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>>51070397
Turns out nukes aren't all that useful in space, because there's no atmosphere to be ignited and sustain a shockwave. Plus, your target is likely hardened against radiation.

There's the atomic shotgun or nuclear claymore, in which a nuclear shaped charge uses a certain propellant instead of atmosphere. Short-ranged, better suited to missile payload and knife-fight distances. Not the narrow beam we think of when reading "directed energy weapons", but...

The "Death Porcupine" is a nuke with an outer case full of rods which channel and focus X-rays. A one-shot nuclear-pumped laser cannon, but one which can hit many different targets at once.

>>51059810
No shirt, no shoes, no service; strictly enforced.

And so help me Cthulhu if I see someone's asscrack they're getting a loaner belt thrown at their head!

>>51064192
overrated post

>>51068832
Stupid sexy tieflings

>>51066140
NASA puts human beings in a tiny garbage can and flings them into space on the back of a continuous, physics-raping explosion. When the garbage can comes back to earth, the people inside are _still fucking ok_ rather than being a pile of people spaghetti with extra meat sauce.

I think they can crack this nut, anon.

>>51060570
Dat split ends tho

>>51060655
Five Brothers Cosplay?

>>51070911
Thunder wells are such a crazy fucking idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plumbbob#Propulsion_of_steel_plate_cap

>During the Pascal-B nuclear test, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) steel plate cap (a piece of armor plate) was blasted off the top of a test shaft at a speed of more than 66 km/s (41 mi/s; 240,000 km/h; 150,000 mph). Before the test, experimental designer Dr. Brownlee had estimated that the nuclear explosion, combined with the specific design of the shaft, would accelerate the plate to approximately six times escape velocity.

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>>51066190
>Rome
>Athens
>Augusta
>Milledgeville
>Sylvania
>Dublin
>Columbus
>Americus
>Thomson
>Thomaston
>Thomasville

Real fuckin' original, Georgia.

>>51059810
>Average attractive body
>Kinda cute face
>Rainbow Dash hair

I'd rail it

>>51062075
That means it's a successful business then. If you're building a place for people to socialize first and play games second, the last thing you want are neckbeards gumming up the works.

>>51067286
What? Are you fucking seriously... I mean, we call our country Mordor sometimes, but it's not THAT Mordor

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>>51068691

>>51059810
She looks so sad :(

>>51065976
>>51066009
more like
Internal Space Station

>>51069099
>not having developed such an intense and romantically inhibiting collection of fetishes that you become, for all intents and purposes, a sexless ascetic in public, being so far beyond mere mortal arousal.

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>>51072314
YEAH
SCIENCE BITCHES

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No.

>>51073778
Reinkarl Macsmith

I like it.

>>51073778
>Urfur Bloodsmith

Seems like if I were to be a dwarf, I'd be a massive faggot.

>>51073778
Ragli Hammerfoundersson
cool

>>51073778
>>51073956
>>51074041
>>51074082
Ok now try to guess people's real first names using their dwarf first name.

Hi I'm Urhelm

>>51073956
Sup mark

>>51073778
Raghelm Hammerbattle

I'll take it, though it's a little eh.

>>51074197
Hello, Adam. My name is also Adam.

>>51074234
creepy, I'm raghelm too, but I'm not adam...

>>51074197
But I'm also Raghelm Hammerbattle. Spooky.

>>51073778
Bolhelm Hammerhelm

I am apparantly the ultimate helmet enthusiast.

>>51074256
Darnit.

>>51073778
Ragnar Beardsmith? Does this make me a dwarven barber?

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>>51059994
Yes

>>51074430
Given the importance of dwarven beards, I imagine a barber would have to be intimately trusted by everyone. Imagine one going insane and shaving his customer. It would be the stuff of urban myths.

>>51074350
Bowl helmets! Hammer helmets! We got all your helmets here at Helm Helmsman's Helmet Emporium!

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>>51074446

How many times this thread has been derailed already?

>>51074164
Steven?

>>51074187
Nope, but good guess.

>>51074576
Right now we're on about four parallel tracks, zig zaggin across them at an inside angle of 30 degree.

>>51062411
I don't get it

>>51059810
I'd allow everything that wasn't against the law, city ordinance, manners, or common decency.

That being said, I'd never own a gameshop or comic store because the people it attracts too frequently don't believe in things like the law, city ordinance, manners, or common decency.

>>51073778
>Haghelm Hammerholme
Jesus I'm a mouthful

>>51074528
What would a hammer helmet even look like?

>>51073769
That picture is still inaccurate as shit. Unless that cat lady is 4'5", she's got big C's at the very least.

Source: I sell bras for a living.

>>51074915
It would look radical

>>51073778
Durkarl Doombattle.

So I'm a MST3K reference?

>>51069103


>>51069147
This. Selling electronic entertainment is a slippery slop and almost never ends well.

>>51074923
I don't think most people (at the very least, most guys) realize cup size is relative to band size.

>>51073778
>Ragist Ironbeard
Sounds like some berserker

>>51060871
You need to either be attractive or have a good enough cosplay that it doesn't matter. No one cares if you're ugly if you're walking around as a space Marine and they can't see your face..

>>51074932
But what kind of hammer would it resemble?

>>51063366
Just run an open table OSR murderhobo dungeon crawl the way D&D was intended to be played.

>>51073778
Urhelm Macbattle


Hello, my name is Urhelm Macbattle
My beats are ferocious, my lyrics radical

>>51064192
Bazinga.

>>51074901
on the other hand, you do sound like a dwarf porn star

>>51074234
That's fucked up man, you got me in one.

>>51074281
Also this. Creepy man.

>>51059810
I would actively encourage it.

>>51060965
>>51059870
That's why you need to encourage it. At a very basic level your shop should be clean, well lit, and tastefully decorated. Your walls should not show cinder blocks or other masonry, the bathroom should not look like it came from a sketchy gas station, and you should have at least some "warm" incandescent light; basically make it as much like the ultimate home game room as possible. You also need to make the store roomy, so that they're not forced into cramped quarters with a globular, fetid, odorous neckbeard for extended periods of time.

You will probably have to shell out a bit to get them to show up on a regular basis. MTG prereleases get a lot of people who are only marginally interested in the game and WotC is always coming up with some gimmick to up the number of casuals they get through the door, which also make them a great time for nerd flavored eye candy to show up. Let her play on the house. Make a post on social media and give it a bunch of likes. Invite her to cool kid drafts (if there are no cool kid drafts you've failed as a shop owner).

>>51073778
Reinli Doombattle if going by full name, or Reinnar if going by the nickname everyone calls me.

>>51059810
Now give her a baby bump

>>51075487
What are "cool kid drafts"?

>>51073778
>Reingar Beardholme
I can dig it.

>>51075844
Where you have smaller private drafts for your hip friends and the store popular people to show off their clavicle tattoos through their v-necks.

>>51073778
>Wilnar Bloodbattle

Not bad. Great name for a Clan famous berserkers.

>>51073778
>tfw Reinhardt Hammerhelm
HA HA
BRING ME ANUZER

>>51074656
"Zimbabwe!" is a common corruption of "Bazinga!".

>>51075844
What >>51076184 said, but neglected to mention that you do cool formats like cube, boozecube, and chaos (make sure at least some of the packs in a chaos draft are $wag like Unglued, Mirrodin, or Urza's Saga).

>>51073778
>Bolhelm Runehelm
My helm better be godly.

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>>51060655
>Fattest one is Riku