cyoa thread

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Here have a hard one

battlemage 4 lyf

Where were you when CYOA was kill?

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This had some nice ideas for a Superhero CYOA, but is dead.

>>51059097
Making my CYOA

>>51059108
You should revive it!

Last thread and pastebin, jesus guys

>>51059138
That's what i am trying to do, i am bad at making them, but there are many unfinished CYOAs that were finished by other people because i kept reposting those dead WIPs. I am like a support class cyoa anon.

>>51059097

Waiting for Battlemage 2, Monster Hunter 2, and Lavender updates.

>>51059145
The guy who made this thread thinks you're autistic if you want helpful links or even just quality CYOAs.

>>51059163
That's not reviving. That's spamming dead cyoa. You're like the cancer class cyoa anon.

>>51059193
What a time to be alive. I haven't played Lavender though.

Don't forget Necromancer.

>>51059282
I remember a few days ago he made a thread and the boasted about how it made him horny thinking about pissing off all those "autists" who wanted links.

It was dangerously autistic and unaware.

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This is pretty good.

http://pastebin.com/8Wpp7kNz

>>51059322
I've also seen him go on a rant about how much he hates 'general' being used in the thread name.

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>>51059339

>Arabelle Meyer

>>51059352
That's nothing. One time, I saw him eat a kitten.

>>51059291
>You're like the cancer class cyoa anon.
hey no bully

>>51059531
But I specialized in the bully magics tree.

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Finally made my own Stardust build. It doesn't feel perfect and I would prefer something less adventurous but CYOAs like this one are like 85% combat related options so fun comfy builds are much harder to make. Don't know if it's the newest version of Stardust.

Blade runner (total credits 638m total cost 638m)
Origins: Federation Spec Ops Forces
Skills: basic/standard piloting, ship gunnery, standard combat, computer science/csec,
diplomacy, advanced piloting (spent 4m on 2 additional skills)
Titles: The Sleeper (210m) and The Nemesis (180m)

The federation ordered me to investigate rumours about huge rogue drone army ravaging systems located in the space of Luos Syndicate (The Sleeper title). My job is to find those drones and check if they can be a threat to the federation (they can). Some Talon cunt is also looking for them and she wants to kill me to make sure Talons will be the first to find and possibly subjugate those drones (The Nemesis title).

Spec ops perk (4m off triglav and federation hulls) sucks, advanced weapons or hull mod discounts would be better.

>>51058886
Does the first one -only- cause baldness?

>>51058944
someone obviously has daddy issues.. over anime even. is the author the type of person who plasters MLP all over his room and then yells ITS REAL DAD when he asks you to grow the fuck up?

>>51058886
There's no downside to the second one. Why would you pick anything else?

>>51059531
its true tho

>>51059641
no downside? dude you become a skeleton at night. that means you cant jerk off while you're sitting at the computer at night because you no longer have a dick, you cant go out to hit the bars to meet girls with your mates because you're fucking skelly and everyone remotely sane would get the hell away from you and theres nothing actually remotely practical about being a skeleton however invulnerable it is

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Posting relatively old CYOA.

>>51059701
When exposed to the light of the moon. So close your blinds.

>>51059108

It looked so nice.
You should manage to remake/revive/redo it somehow, because I like the concept.

>>51059701
It says you become a skeleton when exposed to moonlight, as long as you're indoors, you'll be fine. Plus, being a skeleton means you can pull stupid pranks on people, like having a good romp in the graveyard and spooking people.
Or, you know, skeleton gangrape.

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>>51059549
Primary ship
x21 riptide (IV) 45-4 41m (322m total)

SHIP AI remington (covert ops)
energy (32m) solar panels 2m, 2xfission 20+10 30m
shields (12 m) 07+11 18/25 advanced shielding +11 24-12 12m
command mod banshee (4x4 16m) (emp in a cone)
no hull mods

weapons (total 105m) (max energy use 6)
3 spinal 28m 2 ragefire railguns (16 + 1x8) 24m, 1 heavy laser cannon 4m
18 broadside 71m 6 heavy laser cannons (8 + 5x4) 28m, 4 missile launchers (10 + 3x5) 25m, 8 flak cannons (4 + 7x2) 18m
6 point def 6m 5 light laser cannons (2 + 4x1) 6m (1 point for salvage harvester)

industrial eq (3m) salvage harvester 3m (req 1 cargo space)
e-war eq (50m) everything except penetration

rooms (er) 12/14, 3 cargo space rooms (cs) total 54m
crew 1m
officers 2m 1er
standard infirmary 2m 1er
standard mess hall 2m 1er
tavern 2m (combined with mess hall)
lounge/recreational room 1m 1er
lab 3m 1 er
engi bay 3m (+1 cs) 1 er
hypercomm/digisec 6m 1 er
advanced arsenal 9m 1 er
training room 3m 1 er
tp platform 5m 1 er
meat fridge 4m 1 er
aqua garden 3m 1 er
upgraded security 8m
+2 cs

SECONDARY SHIPS
X61 Stark (149,5m total)
ai remington (covert ops)
energy 51m solar panlers 1m anti matter core 50m
shields aegis (20m 50-30) 3+14 17/25
command mod 2m columbus (elusive)
hull mods: active cloaking 6m
composition scanner 4m

weapons (total 58m)
4 spinal 34m 1 torpedo silo 14m 1 tesla overcharger 12m 2 heavy laser cannons 2x4 8m
4 broadside 22m 2 tesla overchargers 2x6 12m 2 missile launchers 2x5 10m
2 point defence 2m 2 light laser cannons 2x1 2m

SECOND X61 (111,5m total) is exactly the same except some weapons are cheaper because I already purchased them once.

Picked expensive anti matter instead of power capacitors because I want to make sure that my fighters will have enough energy for long scouting missions. Those two are the eyes and ears of my mission. Didn't buy a lot of heavy hitting weapons because my plan is to avoid confrontations with bigger ships.

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Reposting this, because I like it.

>>51058856
What kind of faggot would choose anything but Asexual Ascendancy?

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>>51059641
SKELETONS HAVE NO TASTE BUDS

THEY CAN'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE

LOOK AT THIS SKELETON

HE IS SUFFERING

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>>51059753
Tesla overchargers (why the fuck is their range so low???) on fighters and banshee mod on primary ship should be really helpfull against drones. If I manage to stun some targets I have torpedos and railguns to take destroy them easily.

>>51059776
I always pick 2, since I have a huge panty fetish and the uncensored image has them flashing you.

>>51059792
He's not suffering, look at that grin on his face. He's enjoying his skeleton life.

>>51059792
He's suffering because he is at Denny's.

>>51058856
Theoretically, I should pick Asexual Ascendancy in a heartbeat. It would fix basically all of my problems.

But all my friends like Hearthstone, and I can't just leave them behind. I owe them better than that, for all the times they've been there for me.

The other most responsible option is The Perfect Partner - I mean, if she's literally perfect for me, why would I ever even /want/ to cheat on her? That bit makes little sense.

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>>51059799
CREW (69,5m total with archetypes)
pilots 21m conrad 5m, tera 7m, dorian 9m
engineers 7m mereille 4m adan 3m
doc bethany 1m kelly free
gunners 8m faith 4m clara 4m
combat 12m sophie 2m darrel 4m martin 6m
csec veslav 6m
scientist sarah 3m
chef jorgen 1m

archetypes 250+15named/310 (10m total)
navy operators x100 6m
navy soldiers x100 3m
engineers x50 1m

Tera will be my second in command on the cruiser. Dorian and Conrad will pilot the fighters.

>>51059808
>not wanting to have an immense library of knowledge in your head
>not wanting the supremacy and clarity of mind that comes with rejecting all sexual and romantic desires
>not wanting to achieve the pinnacle of Wizardry

>>51059809
Skeletons always look like they're smiling, that's how their bones are shaped.

>>51059792
Anon, he's at Denny's, the natural state of all beings at a Denny's is suffering.

>>51059892
And their bones are shaped like that because they are content.

>>51059851
>if she's literally perfect for me, why would I ever even /want/ to cheat on her?
Boredom and a need for variety. Whether or not that would be a problem for you or not depends on your personality and upbringing, but a sure way to combat it would be trying new things.

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>>51059859
contracts 148m
search and res t4 28m
acheron t3 24m
ace t3 28m
rogue drones t3 18m
heat t3 32m
and the fire grows t4 18m

Didn't take This Land and All aboard because it would feel inappropriate, considering I'm working for the military. Would spent the money on hull upgrades for my ships.

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>>51059919
Posting the dlcs too because fuck you that's why.

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>>51059943

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>>51060013
>>51059339
Slightly newer. Threesome with Faith and Sophie would be nice.

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>>51060080
The love can bloom potential from Styx is too tempting.

>>51060080
Which one of these is SDA's waifu?
I would guess Sya'ra Degala for the fetishes, but SDA says he's a plebeian and hates yandere.

>tfw just finished a five hour waifu image search and have 1,500 images to sort through

Please kill me.

I was a little disappointed by SD 2.0 not having

a Herald Carrier class
or the lack of new missions

>>51060254
Nope, he's a full fledged Ley'rafag. Read his quest, it was honestly good and had cute ship crew shenanigans.

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>>51059769

sorry for the delay , my connection derped, here are the other pages.

>>51060334
My condolences, anon.
I hope your waifucraft goes well.

>>51060351
Huh. I'd have put my money on Sya'ra, or My'hra Jos for the Anal + ass worship (both underlined) and the smug personality.
Ley'ra only likes anal, and it isn't even underlined!

>>51060396
He ships Sya'ra and Ley'ra hard. He was so bad about it, people were worried that if you waifued one they'd cheat on you with the other, and it wa a real concern with how he acted.

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>>51060359

>>51060351
>>51060254
Speaking of, there's quite a few Stardust references in the new Battlemage:
>Sera Degala - Sya'ra Degala
>Lea Laur - Ley'ra Laur
Not to mention they look the same and I've seen other last names shared.

Elyon and the ifraix race was also from his quest.

Mana as an energy source; new Weapon Forge has the guy in the beginning talking about mana-powered ships.

They are in the same universe, at least in different times.

>>51060334
Create Unlimited Waifu works!
Add ten more waifus to your cyoa each thread.

>>51060480
Now I'm thinking, what if the Detritus is the Fire Legion?

>>51060446
Wait you're joking right? Never pegged him for a lesbian-fag. Or for being an Angel-fag.
>REEEE THESE ARE FOR PURE LESBIAN SEX ONLY!! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM
>>51060480
If you can find more, please post them. I'm not into space so I didn't read Star Dust.

>>51059339
Read Styx's profile and the "Good Luck" voice form Star Fox came to mind when reading that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKIeamPi2Y

>>51060480
>Speaking of, there's quite a few Stardust references in the new Battlemage:
>>Sera Degala - Sya'ra Degala
>>Lea Laur - Ley'ra Laur
>Not to mention they look the same and I've seen other last names shared.
Didn't even notice. Well I guess I know whom I'm picking since if they're anything like their counterparts they're into rough anal.

>>51060446
No, it was more of a "Sya'ra's trying to get Ley'ra laid" sorta thing. That's what was happening in the quest, and Ley'ra was the MC's love interest.

>>51060514
>>51060537
The corrupted picture in the Guard Duty quest for Battlemage was also used in the Stardust quest to show us what the Fire Legion looked like. It was in the last thread before he stopped running it. I can't find the archive right now, but they're on sup/tg/. There's probably a lot more references if you read through it all but I don't remember much.

>>51060080
I can't wait for the lewd version of Battle Mage.

>>51060446
>He ships Sya'ra and Ley'ra hard. He was so bad about it, people were worried that if you waifued one they'd cheat on you with the other, and it wa a real concern with how he acted.
Just waifu both like in his story.

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>>51060480
At the end of Weapon Forge the character also mentions being shipped off to Ziona.
Only thing weird about that is, if the whole world is screwed over by Detritus, how does this dude not know about it? How are they so calm?
I still gotta make a new build. haven't done it since I learnt we got points for both the handle and the weapon-head.

>>51060660
Dude, they were in a previous relationship where Sya'ra forced Ley'ra into sex and SDA gushed about how Sya'ra would want to get with her again.

>>51060672
Doesn't work if you hate want of them. It's easy to hate Sya'ra too with her abrasive personality.

>>51060480
Don't forget the angel and demon waifu who are cheating on you with a battlemage.

>>51059753
This may be a silly question, but when it says "max crew", is the number including yourself or excluding yourself?

>>51060697
Oh shit I didn't see the end part there.

It seems like the Detritus are only on Ziona. I bet the other stuff are references to other CYOAs he's going to make. Remember how he said he was going to make a Mary Sue Slayer CYOA and Angel splerged at him? Alark mentions at the top about a "Mere Soo" Slayer.

>>51060753
Different times. More than that, they're immortal. Do you really think that Battlemage had a Level 5 contract with either side? Of course not - if he's good he's probably piddling around with some Malakim and if he's evil he's probably being tortured down on Ring Seven.

tl;dr if anything they're "cheating" on the (already-dead) Battlemage with /you/.

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>>51059753
>tfw no more modules and fun sd shit.

>>51060805
Maybe they become an angel and demon later? The roommate cyoas take place in a more modern setting.

>>51059900
>>51059839
Is Denny's really that bad?

>>51059108
Looks neat. Hope you do something with it. There's potential here.
As it is:
>Eternal Rivalry
>Change
>Merciful
>Average

So my Rival would be:
>Fame
>Vengeful
>Statuesque
and a lady?

If the rows are supposed to be like slider bars, I feel that Psychopathic and Sociopathic should be swapped.
Also feel like there should be more options for body shape other than height. For muscle/fat ratios and stuff. Though I guess if you left that out people could just do what they want, might be easier that way.

>>51060805
>Different times
Considering it's a different planet, that's not guaranteed.

>>51059339
Wasn't Sandy gonna do something like this for the Battlemage ladies?
Because she should.

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>>51060841
This is something they did to improve their menu, and despite the fact that it is horrifying, I can't say it isn't an improvement.

>>51060865
Apparently he's making an entire cyoa on it and lewd magic.

>>51060799
Good catch! I don't notice references or misspellings of words (like the other guy said with references to Star Dust characters)
>>51060837
It would be pretty cool if they "earn their wings" through combat in Battemage. Maybe that's how the Angel got her job as protector of Heaven? Since she's used to fighting hordes of Detritus.

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>>51059108
>WHO AM I?: Sidekick

Yep, that's me. How I ended up a

>AMBITION: Change
>PERSONALITY: Messianic
>PHYSIQUE: Statuesque

And I'd be...

>AMBITION: Wealth
>PERSONALITY TRAIT: ???
>PHYSIQUE: Short

I wish this was finished, but don't have the skill to finish it myself.

>>51060889
What if the Detritus, who are also the Harbingers/Fire Legion, are from Limbo?

What if this is all to make the ultimate waifu CYOA, Limbo Roommate? And you take over the universe.

>>51060841
It's basically a cheap breakfast and fast food diner. It's above your typical fastfood places (McDonalds etc), and about on par with other cheap restaurants like Applebee's. People act exaggeratedly about places like that because they're not really high quality eateries but they don't get the 'it's just fast food' pass.

>>51060929

>implying McDonalds isn't delicious as fuck

>>51061040
I sure do love tiny, extremely thin burgers made from the cheek flesh of leftover cow heads from Africa.

>>51060925
>Limbo Roommate
What in the world would that be?
What's the thing that is neither Chastity nor Lust supposed to be? Normal?
Sorry Anon but you're not making any sense.

Rate my idea plx

I'm thinking about making a CYOA where you will be reborn and you get to choose your new parents. It would be something between that orange age regression CYOA and pick a waifu CYOAs except without the erotic aspects. Your options will be to choose two parents out of a pool of 6-10 people and some minor things like "do you want to erase your memory completely?" or "do you want to change your gender?". The tricky part is that while your "parents" will always "adopt" you, there is no guarantee that they'll raise you properly or won't get divorced one year after your rebirth because you matched them poorly. You will also inherit physical features of your parents so you'll have to do stuff like choosing between inheriting beauty and being raised by competent parents.

>>51061054

>delicious as fuck

>>51060805
When's the last time you had a wizard in your house or dealt with a detritus, anon? They're not in our world.

>>51059634
maybe it's a joke, you fucking sperg. Maybe this post is a joke too. Maybe this whole god damn website is a joke. Maybe my whole fucking life is a fucking joke FUCK.

>>51060778
including

>>51061063
It's okay.

>>51061072
Terrible taste.

>>51061063

So everyone beautiful will be dumb and everyone smart will be ugly?

>>51061105
No I just made up an extereme example to make it easier to understand

>>51061099

>delicious

>>51061059
Limbo Roommate was just a joke because everyone was asking him to make it for fun. But now it looks possible.

>>51061063
no erotic aspects, can this really be considered a CYOA anon?

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I meant this as just a goof but then I started sperging out and couldnt stop help

>>51061153
You've brought this on yourself.

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>>51061153
that's all for now time to lay down and watch anime and play vidya

>>51061059

Or maybe if Lust is having too much love for pleasures of the flesh and Chastity is all about self-control in the pleasures of the world so as to be closer to the divine, then whatever's in the middle could be the inability to love anything, worldly or otherwise?

Or maybe it's where the Archangel of Hope and the Archdemon of Despair are trapped.

>>51061180
What if you're the Limbo Roommate and you have both as sex slaves?

>>51059792
>THEY CAN'T EVEN DRINK COFFEE

Downsides, anon, not perks.

>>51061150
Techincally you will be picking a waifu, just not for yourself but your other parent. Can add some lewd things to parent descriptions I guess.

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>>51061153
>FIRE TEAM: Soldier/Medic/Biologist/Security

The ability to restore transformed crew members' humanity is paramount. Security to keep the Biologist in check. Soldier for when we need KILLMAIMBURN.

>>51061145
But how? Limbo is about being bland and boring.
What, I ask, is the Limbo equivalent to the vices and sins?

>>51061281
Your pic is perfect

>>51061180
>inability to love anything, worldly or otherwise?
Does that sound like waifu material?

>>51061253
Honestly it sounds like your magical realm is just too magical for me.

Go ahead and make it but I'm not interested.

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>>51060929
>my family was super poor when I was growing up
>Applebee's was considered expensive and high-class food
>didn't realize it was considered shit until high school

>>51061299
No, but you don't have to love someone to share the rent with them. You just need to both have low budgets and need each other's financial support.

>>51061253
can I pick two mothers and get molested by them?

>>51061314
Frugal for life bro.

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>>51061383

>>51061346
But the cyoas are about waifuing your roommate?

>>51061383
:^)

>>51061431

They're about picking a roommate, not necessarily waifuing them.

>>51061084
found the author, and suspicions confirmed

im sorry about the way you ended up anon

>>51061282
>Gluttony is about overindulging in food and drink, Temperance is all about controlling those urges, Starvation is not even /having/ those urges

>Lust is about drowning in sex, drugs, etc. Chastity is about controlling your desire for pleasure, Numbness is having no desire for pleasure

>Pride is loving yourself too much, Humility is about granting yourself and others only as much glory as you or they are due, Self-Loathing is having no love for yourself at all

>Greed is about hoarding and materalism, Charity is about giving of both your heart and your pocket to others, Poverty is having nothing to give

>Envy is about selfishness, spite, and ambition and wanting to take what is rightfully another's for your own, Kindness is being unselfish and loving for its own sake despite your own ambitions, Dejection is having no ambitions or sense for the feelings of others at all

>Sloth is about refusing to work and languishing in indolence, Diligence is about working constantly toward meaningful ends and persevering in the face of adversity, Drudgery is all about wasted effort and lost causes, throwing your weight infrequently behind efforts that cannot succeed

>Wrath is about indulging in anger and hatred, Patience is refusing to let anger control you, enduring annoyance, and showing forgiveness, Passivity is lacking the ability to recognize oneself as having been wronged

>>51061532
>Self-Loathing is having no love for yourself at all
Found out who'll be the most popular waifu.

>>51061552

Why's that?

>>51061383
>not picking a well-hung father to be molested by

>>51061588
Because waifus are about reaching out across the void of time and space and forming a connection through shared experiences and sympathies, even if that connection is with a fictional character.

People don't look for their perfect girl in a waifu, they look for themselves as a girl. Something they can project themselves onto and double as an object for sexual excitement and emotional fulfillment.

The perfect waifu is the waifu you see yourself in, and the rest has to do with the demographics of 4chan.

>>51061588
People will want to protect and help her.

>>51061664

And not any of the others?

>>51061532
This is extremely depressing but the waifus practically write themselves.

What would they look like? Angels and Demons are pretty distinct but I can't imagine what they'd look like in Limbo.

The better question would be, which one is into anal?

>>51061658

>The perfect waifu is the waifu you see yourself in

That sounds pretty gay bro

>>51061690
>what would they look like?

None of them would look completely 'solid.' Whether ghostly, gelatinous, or shadowy, they'd look 'human' but lacking the bits that would make them /complete/.

If Sin is about overindulging in human urges, and Virtue is about overcoming those urges, then the Deficiencies of Limbo are about /lacking/ those urges - about lacking part of your very humanity, your very soul. They're about being incomplete.

>>51061675
>Emaciated skeleton
>Dead tuna
>Poorfag
>Girl who doesn't care about your feelings
>Someone completely useless
>Rape bait
No, not really.

>>51061690
>The better question would be, which one is into anal?
Probably the 8th one, as seems to be custom.

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>>51061690
Drained of color, dark and obscure, kind of like a swamp or a mist or a really thick fog.

Pale skin, black hair, grey or black eyes. Naked or if clothed they'd be clothed in white gowns or ragged clothes.

huge tits, like fucking tankers.

>>51061711
Think about that literally & it sounds shockingly straight.

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>>51061751

>he's not into skeletons

So uh.. Because OP is a fucking mongrelized retard and didnt post the previous thread like EVERY FUCKING ELSE DOES because of "someone else but totally not me has autism", can someone do it?

alternatively post that battlemage cyoa i missed but saw people making builds for

>>51061785

I mean

>People don't look for their perfect girl in a waifu, they look for themselves as a girl

I get what you're saying, kind of, but it's not like everyone thinks like this. If they did, everybody would have the same opinions and shit.

>>51061658
>People don't look for their perfect girl in a waifu, they look for themselves as a girl
Or you're a sick fuck degenerate like me and turn yourself into a hot girl and then also look for your semi-perfectly-but-just-different-enough mate that is also physically attractive.

>>51061806
I'd wait for the full thing. SDA only released the beta version.

>>51061806
Here you go: >>51043572
And the pastebin, since I'm feeling generous: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

>>51061532
>Numbness is having no desire for pleasure
So Numbness has achieved Buddhahood?

>>51061900
Not necessarily.

It's the difference between refusing video games because they're not important, and just not bothering to play them because you're incapable of enjoying them.

One is a choice, the other is a deficiency.

>>51058856
2, because it says it can't create romantic feelings, not that you can't have them grow by being ncie to them between sessions.

>>51061843
No, when I said "literally," I meant literally.

>The perfect waifu is the waifu you see yourself in
>waifu you see yourself in
>see yourself in
>yourself in
literally heterosexual intercourse.

>>51061868
Thanks man.
>>51061867
I'll make a build for it still, but I hope the quest rewards are changed atleast. Whats the point of getting three types of mounts for example? "Choose three rewards, all variations of the same thing which should be a purchasable option"

>>51061932

So the perfect waifu is a genderbent version of yourself?

>>51061063
>do you want to erase your memory completely?
Then what's the point? You'd be basically creating a character you can't play as. Your memory is who you are. If that is wiped, you're gone.
Never give an option to irreversibly erase all your memories. Reincarnation is retarded. Stop.

>>51061942
ponos in vagoo my dude.

>>51061953

Yeah, but fucking yourself? Is that incest or masturbation?

>>51061949
Some people want to forget. Some people want to die.

Death is the only peace they could ever have. Would you begrudge them even that?

>>51060886
High quality bacon and ice cream actually works real well together. It's using the same concepts for something like chewy caramel with sea salt, there's a good contrast in texture and the salty and sweet factors complement each other. Of course the sundae gets fucked if you put on Aunt Jemima's or some shit.

>>51061979

But forgetting isn't death. You still exist. And suffering will always outweigh enjoyment while you exist.

>>51061925
It says desire for pleasure, though, not ability to feel pleasure. And I'm pretty sure that enlightenment in Buddhism means completely abandoning desire, not just restraining it.

>>51062021
I'm pretty sure it's an ordinary bacon, and a maple flavored ice cream, or was, I don't think they still offer that bit of insanity.

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>>51062081
Well that's gay.

>>51061658
>The perfect waifu is the waifu you see yourself in
Bullshit. I have developed both physical and mental images of myself as a cute girl and my hypothetical "waifu". They have some basic visual features, yes. Their personalities are completely different. Not just that, my current personality is pretty disgusting and only exists as a shell I have no reason to break. In a better world I'd want it gone.

>>51061979
Then why would they bother with the rest? Just add a suicide option in the beginning. I'd pick it.

>>51062273
Because they want /someone/ to be happy, and what better way than to sacrifice themselves for the sake of that?

>>51062301
Do they? I know I don't. But well, if you say so.

>>51062301

Happiness is overrated.

>>51062316
>you don't

But would you choose to forget?

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>>51062273
>>51061979

I present to you the first CYOA you can make reality quickly. You only get one option because you only need one option.

>>51062358

What if you're fat?

>>51062379
Use a stronger rope. Or stop drinking six litres of coke every fucking day.

>>51062391
crack cocaine?

>>51062407
you shouldnt work so hard at being funny because you're not

>>51062391
>Or stop drinking six litres of coke every fucking day.
What if you need to die really quickly? The fat doesn't just suddenly disappear.

>>51062427
why would i attempt to be funny when we have clowns such as you?

>>51062336
In this case? Yes, because it doesn't seem like something that would make me happy. But that's just the suicide option. For people who want to die. Like me. Would those care about anyone else? Would those who think the CYOA could actually make them happy want to give it up? I'd expect "no" to both questions.
>>51062358
>CYOA
That's just a suggestion, you don't need outside powers to do this. The "die instantly and painlessly" button is an actual CYOA. Would press anytime.

>>51062450
Time to visit /diy/ then and see if they're willing to tell you how to make a helium hood.

>>51062450
thats why we have strong ropes. but if you start taking care of your body maybe you dont need to take your life because you're not dead weight anymore

>>51062483
using a gun is instant and painless. take a shotgun to your forehead and your brain will never register any pain.

honestly tho, fucks like you are so full of bullshit. "lol id press instant suicide button anytime cuz my life is so horrible" but theres so many options out there for you to do exactly just that but you're not doing it because deep inside you too know you're full of shit you're just fishing for sympathy and you should be ashamed. either fucking kill yourself or get your life in order

>>51062544
Go fuck yourself, retard. I know well that I'm too much of a pussy to prepare a method and go with it, then there's the fact that you can always fuck it up. A magic death button would require much less resolve to press.
>a gun
Hi murrica. Surely I happen to have a few guns lying around and waiting for me to use them.

Ordion pls post Woadheim. I really want to see it.

>>51062636
Yeah, now would be better than waiting for Battlemage 2.0 to actually arrive.

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>>51062691

>>51062625
>I'm too much of a pussy
You're both too much of a pussy to kill yourself and you're too much of a pussy to face your problems and solve them because doing nothing is easier
Either
a) kill yourself already
b) fix your life
c) do nothing
C shouldnt be an option because it perpetuates your depression. A and B are solutions. Do you prefer A? then you're obviously a mongrelized retard. Do you prefer B? THEN FUCKING GET WITH IT
>hi murrica
Try Sweden. In almost every country in the world you can get a gun legally and I'd bet you my balls you can do it wherever you are too. Besides, if you're going to kill yourself, what the fuck is the threat of prison?

>>51062691
200% gay.

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>>51062722

>>51062730
not gay, you can give him a feminine penis

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>>51062749

>>51062754
this meme needs to stop. still gay.

>>51062544
Knowing what must be done and having the capacity to do it are not the same.

Can a blind man improve his aim?

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>>51062814

>>51062723
>face your problems and solve them
There's nothing to solve.

What the are you even trying to tell me, you massive faggot? You know nothing. I know what I need to. How about you shut the fuck up and stop telling people what to do with their lives when nobody asks?
Fishing for sympathy? What would I do with that sympathy? Best I can get is communication with people with the same mindset, the rest can fuck off. Like you should.

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>>51062809
>Knowing what must be done and having the capacity to do it are not the same.
I dont accept that. That right there is weakness. That right there is apathy to your situation. You know you fucking suck but you're not WILLING to change because its too "hard" to change.
Pic related is a hallmark of that kind of person. The type who will assign all his or her problems to an external unchangable force.

>>51062878

>There's nothing to solve.
If there was nothing to solve you wouldnt be hoping for instantaneous death you nigger. Thats not normal. Thats what fags with issues say.

>I know what I need to.
THEN FUCKING DO IT INSTEAD OF WHINING LIKE A CUNT ON AN IMAGEBOARD HOW YOU'D LIKE TO KILL YOURSELF. Fucking mentality of a 12 year old. Appreciate what you have and work to get better. Atleast you're not drinking shitwater out of a puddle while wearing plastic bottles for shoes like some niggerkids in africa does.

And you call me a massive faggot? "hurr durr you shouldnt say anything because you dont say exactly what i want you to say". Fucking pleb. And no, I'm not going to fuck off because fags like you need to hear it straight up.

>>51059339
Part 2 - http://pastebin.com/9YSK7ubB

>>51062809
Literally yes. That's a terrible example. A better example would be "Can a blind man improve his color coordination?"

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>>51062691
>a husbando cyoa
delicious

>>51058856
does being raped count as cheating for #3?

>>51062851
>all those fun adventure options
>still can't help wanting to pick slave
goddamnit dick, why do you always point in the wrong directions?

SETTLEMENT BUILDER CYOA Y/N?

>>51063356
Y

>>51063356
What kind of settlement? But also Y.

>>51062966
>If there was nothing to solve you wouldnt be hoping for instantaneous death you nigger.
I don't care what you consider to be solvable problems, but from here I see none. There's no other force, just me. And my view on life, which I'm fine with. The fact that this view negates life's value can't be dealt with.
>Thats not normal.
Tough shit, you fucking normalfag. I'm not "normal" and not willing to meet your standards. I am who I am. If that means not being able to enjoy the kind of life I see as disgusting and pointless, so be it.
>THEN FUCKING DO IT
Nice reading comprehension.
>WHINING LIKE A CUNT
You're the one who started sperging out over nothing. I wasn't whining.
>Appreciate what you have
How optimistic. Too bad I'm not.
>Atleast you're not drinking shitwater out of a puddle while wearing plastic bottles for shoes
I'd switch to that, would make the last step to suicide easier than ever. Right now my inactivity doesn't hurt me enough, though this may change soon.

>>51063356
Legal settlement? Hell yeah!

>>51063349

On the bright side, it's the only choice that gets you chicken tendies, so... worth it.

>>51062851

Where are the mystery boxes?

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>>51063397
You a tremendous faggot and I sincerely hope you off yourself. At least feel guilty about it you spastic. I hate you.

I feel bad posting without a CYOA, but this is the only one I had saved on this machine.

>>51063565
>I hate you.
Good.

>>51063397
>but from here I see none
So really you admit theres problems, just that you cant see a solution? Maybe you need a second opinion, nigger.
>which I'm fine with
Bullshit. Dont lie to yourself atleast.
>I'm not "normal" and not willing to meet your standards.
As if theres some value in being a suicidal pathetic fucking nigger.
>Too bad I'm not.
You sound like you have stage 4 metastatic thyroid cancer.
>I'd switch to that
Then sell your shit and buy a planeticket to Africa you fucking nigger.

Honestly you deserve no respect and I dont know why I'm trying to talk sense into you. Off yourself already.

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>>51063478

>>51059776
I'm tempted, but I like my friends, and I don't know if I'd be happier without them, even when factoring in the whole apathy thing.

Another concern I have is that if I removed those parts of myself I might not still be me. Like some god of productivity and wisdom had taken over my body and memories, but I would cease to exist.

Everytime we seem to be having an okay thread, one or all of you suddenly decide crank up higher on the autism spectrum.

>>51063565
A.

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>>51063782

>>51063644
>So really you admit theres problems, just that you cant see a solution?
Maybe, depends on how you put it. Can't see? Yes, indeed. Just like you can't see flaming fairies or flying dolphins right outside where you live. I wonder why.
>Bullshit. Dont lie to yourself atleast.
There it is, again. Acting like you know everything about everyone. You don't know shit. People told you how you think and how you should live your live because somebody had told them. Now you're trying to do the same. You can't comprehend anything that's not "normal".
>As if theres some value in being a suicidal pathetic fucking nigger.
For me there is. I value who I am, mentally. Wouldn't want it any other way.
>You sound like you have stage 4 metastatic thyroid cancer.
I wouldn't mind.
>Then sell your shit and buy a planeticket to Africa you fucking nigger.
Missing the point.

>Honestly you deserve no respect
Thanks, you too.

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>>51063738
Your petty quarrels only make me stronger.

>>51063565
I will go with A

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>>51061153
>>51061175
I want more

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>>51063644
Anon, I know you're trying to tell the hard truths here. Trying to save him. But you can't save someone who's already given up.

You can tell someone they have the power to change themselves all they want, but if they can't even believe that? If they've already written themselves off as a lost cause? There's really nothing you can do for them.

You think maybe if you get him angry he might try bettering himself just to spite you, and carrying on when he sees the benefits, but it's not going to work. Seen it a hundred times. If you could see his eyes right now there'd be no light in them.

Hope is for the living, and you can't bring back the dead, so save yourself the trouble.

Also have this CYOA.

>>51063740
>>51063769
>>51063782
>>51063796
Hunter CYOA:
Powerlevel:
>Legend (20 Base Points)
Specialization:
>Dragoon (+Rank 1 Precision, +Rank 2 Air Belt)
Powers: (40)
>Precision: Rank 2 (-4)
>Magic: Rank 3 (-11)
>Regeneration: Rank 3 (-6)
>Endurance: Rank 3 (-10)
>Non Classic Element: Mana (-2)
>Sentient Sympathy (-3)
>Improved Lung: Rank 1 (-1)
>Beast Eye: Rank 2 (-3)
Companions: (10)
>Stone Lion (-4)
>Horse (Free)
>Ancient Dragon (-5)
>Cute Fairy (-1)
Equipment: (40)
>Air Belt: Rank 2 (Free)
>Weapons: Rank 2 Magic Stave (-2)
>Explosive Satchel: Rank 5 (-15)
>Ranged: Rank 4 (-11)
>Guns: Rank 3: High Caliber Revolver (-12)
Challenges:
>Mega Yendere

>>51061175
I wanted to protect everyone from the ayy lmaos, but now I kinda want to get us all together with the oozers.

>>51058856
>3
why would I want anything else

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>>51058886
fuck knows what the first one is meant to do,
but I'm choosing the 2nd one for the skele powers

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The rage is here!

>>51064835
how boring

>>51064835
>The rage is here!
Try indifference

>>51064835
Is /jc/ still butthurt about SDA turning their authors into waifus?

>>51064967
I think the only people annoyed in the first place were the authors who didn't make it on there.

>>51064967

I wasn't paying a lot of attention at the time but I think people enjoyed it, actually. I don't think people in that general have a problem with the cyoa general, really.

>>51064967
They've forgotten about it.
Some are still a little salty that we didn't like their gift, though.

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Beginning my first CYOA in literally years, since the days before we even had named CYOA artistes.

What are the best aliums, /cyoa/?

>>51064993
Eh, I liked the thought behind it, but different strokes and all that. Jumpchains were an offshoot of the original CYOAs, so it makes sense for them to have at least some affinity for our gift. Meanwhile, the format of Jumpchains has become a different thing entirely, so it was hard to really appreciate if you weren't already familiar with it.

>>51064835

What is this

>>51065091
Twi'leks
Those green chicks from Star Trek
Some kind of futa alien
Yuuzhan Vong
Yautja (Predators, should be yandere or nothing)

>>51065131
They're gift was a 20+ page long document of the most bland and boring waifu and Christmas options listed together. That shit ain't going to fly here since visual presentation in a cyoa is like 70% of the appeal.

>>51065091
Dark Eldar.

>>51065091

Make sure to include sexy alien space babes.

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>>51065091
Asari, Quarians

Fuck modern Bioware writing and production values, but at least they knew how to make bangable alien asses.

>>51065091
Female Autobots...

>>51065091
Space Kobolds

>>51065181

> visual presentation

Personally I don't care that much as long as it doesn't make my eyes bleed. I mean obviously looking good as a bonus. But people don't seem to have a problem with TT or other unimaged stuff. I think there are plenty of people who don't consider visuals the most important thing in cyoa.

No opinion on christmas waifus or whatever.

>>51062749
So, hold on, with Oviposition men can get pregnant without a vagina added right? Does the fertility thing change that? I want to get as knocked up as possible, but I'd rather not have a vagina.

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>>51065091
Female Kryptonians.

>>51065091
Xenomorphs. Turians. Elites from Halo.

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>>51065226

>azure

>>51065091
Obligatory Ayy Lmao
And just go on /d/ or /aco/ for a bit

>>51065091
I'm just going to say slimegirls before beri does.

Other checkboxes:
>Mini/macro
>Insect girls (with carapace)
>Ara ara~
>Mpreg/(reverse) traps
>Multi part (arms, breasts, vaginas)
>Not!demons
> Anglerfish
Feel free to combine any of the above, and don't make this just another flavor of femdom.

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>>51065414

>Mpreg/(reverse) traps

>>51065464
I think male pregnancy and girls pretending to be male.

>>51065414
>>51065473
Or , instead of direct magic realms, we could have, you know, aliens.

>>51065464
Pregnancies carried by males (either male "waifus" or ovipositing females), and women/men that look like men/women.

>>51065488
It's all in the presentation.

>>51065091
Ones that will make you into the little girl.

>>51065473
>>51065511

I like reverse traps as much as the next guy, but the first thing sounds gay as fuck.

>>51065626
>the first thing sounds gay as fuck.
That's kinda the point of the fetish, you know.

>>51065657

The point is to be gay as fuck?

>>51065672
Wanting stuff living in your ass is only half of being gay anon.

>>51062723
>b) fix your life
I messed up college so bad this one is impossible for me.

>>51065703

What's the other half?

>>51065703
So you like tapeworms?

>>51065713
Being attracted to men.

>>51065737

But what if you like feminine penises?

>>51065712
Wrong. Either
a) Continue your edumacation, by either going back to college to get a BA/AD or legitimate online certificates
b) Find something that doesnt requires you to continue edumacating yourself that makes your life fulfilling.

>>51065740
Still fucking gay.

>>51065740
Half gay. The three halves of being gay are as follows.

>Want shit up your ass
>Attracted to men
>Attracted to dick.

You only have to fulfill two to be gay.

>>51065763

Why two and not one?

>>51064835
Blade-chan is the best. I'll protect her from those tentacles with the Will of D.

>>51065763
Or one of the two latter. The first doesnt strictly mean you're gay, but heavily implies it.

>>51065768
Because then you'd only be half gay. I just explained that anon.

>>51065777
Oh my gosh! My first jackpot! And I've only been here since this summer.

>>51065760
>a) Continue your edumacation, by either going back to college to get a BA/AD or legitimate online certificates
I'm trying but it's looking like a minimum of four semesters of straight A's to get the minimum grade to transfer on to a BA. I had the most ridiculous start and stop record with depression that my GPA looks like a retard's.
>b) Find something that doesnt requires you to continue edumacating yourself that makes your life fulfilling.
This won't work unless I get extremely lucky writing novels for Amazon ebooks or something. Writing is the only thing I like to do that you don't NECESSARILY need a degree to make money doing.

>>51065763
This is a gross overestimation. A feminine penis is, at most, like less than .5% total body mass. That makes liking girls (male) like 99.5% straight.

>>51065792

How is wanting shit up your ass not gay?

>>51065789
You're not gay if you don't actually want to have sex with men anon, so only one of the two last ones doesn't really fulfill that criteria.

>>51065809
That's not how it works.

>>51065809
A dick is half of a man's total worth. Therefore, someone with a dick is half a man.

>>51065809
That's why it's a separate category for "attracted to men." Because it counts disproportionately in calculating gayness when compared to it's overall size in relation to the body.

>>51065809
Alright, as the gay arbiter, I will be lenient and say a feminine penis is only 25-30% gay.

This discussion about how gay certain things are is incredibly gay.

>>51065843

If we're talking feminine dick, I'm also assuming feminine body. If we take the manliness proportion of the body (0) and the manliness proportion of the penis (.5), and average it out, that makes liking feminine penises only 25% gay. Even less if you weight the average by volume or surface area.

>>51065892
You don't gay?

>>51065876
I think it's 10%, but I'm not an expert on gay.

>>51065911
What would an expert on gays be called, anyways?

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>>51065892

itt. basement dwellers talk about how gay feminine penises are

>>51065091
Definitely has to be at least one natural slave race.

>>51065876
It's 100%.

>>51065911
Well you need to educate yourself. Watch some gay porn, or futa at least, maybe even go out and have some gay sex. You can't go around calling people fags when you don't actually have any expierence with gayness. It's like a /noguns/ trying to argue with a /k/ommando.

So long as you remember to say "no homo" none of it will count and it won't have made you gay.

Just wanted to drop in and say that liking futa with the biggest, most throbbing cock is less gay than liking any male, regardless of the femininity of dick attached to said male.

>>51065804
>a)
if you retake the classes, i believe the new ones update the old. so if there's a couple of classes that bring your average down immensely, do them again. if you feel going there is completely out of the option, consider studying for a specific course instead of a whole BA. the following is an example
https://www.extension.harvard.edu/academics/graduate-certificates
theres also Khan Academy and a couple of other different alternatives.
>b)
Use your writing to be 'fulfilled'. Lots of people are working jobs that are not their endgoal, but a means to an end. Write a book, try to get published, see if it takes off from there. There's also entry-level jobs with plenty of oppurtunities for advancement.

>>51065812
protip;
shemales are males
traps are males
pre AND post-op trannies are males
if you're born with a dick, you're male
if you were fucked up at birth but still have XY chromosomes, you're male
if you are male and fuck any of the above, you're gay
just the way it is anons

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>>51065091
Ferengi.

>>51065972
Their overwhelming autism clouds their judgement anon, reasoning with them is futile.

>>51059634
It's a joke about how all power fantasies mask a oedipal urge to overtake the father.

>>51066011
Being half gay is not the same as being autistic, though even in a clinical setting one is often misdiagnosed as the other.

>>51065962

Unless it's futa on male or some gay shit like that.

>>51065972
>if you are male and fuck any of the above, you're gay
But what percentage gay?

>>51066037
100% no exceptions

>>51065990

No doubt many species could take up the role of the space jew.

>>51065924
Homosexpert.

>>51065972
>>51065804
http://online-learning.harvard.edu/
this is a better link

>>51066024
If it's futa on a girl with a feminine dick, is it more or less gay than straight guy on girl porn?

I'm assuming 50% gay on the straight porn since it has a full-on male in it.

>>51066087

>futa
>on a girl with a feminine dick

So futa on futa?

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>>51059705
Succubus!
Minor Shapeshifting 5
Sexaholic 3
Enchant other 4
Wings 6
Unrealistic Proportions 2 (eh, leftover points)

Magic Free
Timeless 8
Youthful 3
Mastery (literacy) 5
Monster Manual 5

Starting location: Hitol

>>51065091
Gems
Oni
Symbiotes

>>51066087
>I'm assuming 50% gay on the straight porn
>50% gay on the straight
>50% gay = straight
you have a fundamental lack of understanding of how this shit works
straight is 0% gay

>>51060080


Forgive the little (!)'s. I was using those for keeping track of what I was doing.

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>>51066108
>on a girl with a feminine dick
sorry, i meant guy with a feminine dick.

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>>51066087
Futa isn't at all gay. Sticking your dick in a woman's butt isn't gay (but it is gross) because it's a woman, right? So sucking a woman's dick isn't gay because it's a woman.

>>51066122
>Forgive the little (!)'s
you know theres such a thing as backspace right?

>>51065091
An amusing concept. Go for it, bruh.

>>51066123

>futa
>on a guy
>with a dick

>futa on male

Totally gay.

>>51066121

I'm pretty sure watching porn with at least one dick in it is gay. The only way you can get 0% gay is two girls, but that wraps back around to be 100% gay.

>>51066087
It's only half gay if you're attracted to the man. If you're disgusted by him as an entity and want to see as little as possible of him, you're still straight.

>>51066130

It's gay because it's a dick.

>>51066147
Are you saying gay men like lesbians?

>>51066130
if a woman has a dick its not a woman its a fucking man
futas (or shemales, as its called in non-hentai shit) are not women with dicks its men with tits

>>51066159
Half gay. Remember what the homosexpert has taught you.

>>51066167

It's gay because it's a dick, and it's gay because you're sucking it.

So 100% gay.

>>51066162
Futas and shemales are two different things, you plebasaurus.

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4438890

>>51066147
like i said, you have a fundamental lack of understanding of how this shit works
straight is 0% gay by definition
gay porn is 100% gay
there is no "no im only 33% gay because that dude has fat tits"
its like saying you're only half pregnant

>>51066139
To be fair, anon did specify a feminine dick, which gay expert told us is only 30% gay, at worst.

Also, the futa is definitely female, even with a dick. If we agree to futas being less gay tha traps, that makes futa on trap 60% gay, even at the very worst-case scenario.

>>51066161
I'm saying lesbians are gay.

>>51066192

But if it's only women it's 100% gay still, just for women. How does this shit work?

>>51066192
See, this is how I know you've never even had quarter-gay sex. These are rookie mistakes man.

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>>51066159
>>51066162
>Trying to reason with futafags
They'll never admit to it, they're too deluded to admit that they're faggots for being attracted to something for having a dick

>>51066183
futas dont exist in the real world
herms are herms because of a genetic disease its not a gender
this tumblr-tier shit needs to stop

>>51066193

It doesn't matter what kind of dick it is, and that gay expert guy is just plain incorrect. If there's a man getting fucked it's 100% gay, even with futas.

>>51065962
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>>51066087
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>>51066206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

>>51066220
what about a woman wearing a strap-on?

>>51066202

For women. But not for men because there are no dicks.

>>51066203
>But if it's only women it's 100% gay still
yes

why is this so hard to understand?
2 of the same sex = homosexual
1 of each sex = straight
THERE IS NO PERCENTILES TO BE CONSIDERED HERE

>>51066217
Most of this thread is about stuff that doesn't exist. What's your point?

>>51066220
I seriously doubt you'd even had 1% gay sex in your life with the stuff you're saying, let alone a full 150% like me, so I don't see how you could know more about it than me or another homosexpert.