Things fighters say, but not paladins.

>>51056478
>Maybe we shouldn't charge headlong into the dragons' den.

>>51056478
Now why the hell would I waste a perfectly good day at a church Unless it was to kill the Head priest of the Grumpy Crocodile God, Offler, and raid his temple?

>>51056478
I have to figure out what my next feat is

>>51056478
Maybe you're right after all

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>>51056522

>Paladin of Offler
>You son of a Bitch...

>>51056478
>"Save your riddles for the literate!"

>>51056478
I have no use for altar boys

Maybe we should cut off their heads. You know, to frighten the others?

>>51056478
Whores! Whores for every one!

>>51056478
Look, I don't know what you're planning on doing in the city, but as long as it doesn't get us screwed over or thrown in jail, I'm fine with it. What you do with your free time is none of my business.

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>>51056522
No anon, you're thinking of Barbarians, not fighters.

>>51056478
Retreat

>>51056478
>sword-chucks

>>51056478
I failed a Will save. Again.

>>51056478
God damnit.

>>51056478
>"I don't care if you're a princess! Move, bitch!"
>"What's a 'quandry'? Is it some sort of elf food?"

>>51056478

>"I could murder a Good curry right about now".

I wish I had something to do out of combat

>>51056478
Oh man, that duel really tired me out. Time to go wreck that pussy.

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>>51058815

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>>51056478
"I love my job."
"Cards, anyone?"
"Hey, I knew that bandit!"
"You're gonna have to pay me extra."
"What happened to the ale?"
"Which way to the arena?"
"If only we hadn't spared that kid..."
"Okay, but don't expect your princess's chastity to be intact."

>>51056478
>Yes, even the goblin children.

>>51056478
You can't make me fall, I have climbing gear!

"Let's have some fun!"

Strength sucks.

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>>51058815

Collateral damage? Good idea!

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>>51056478
Holy shit look at that weird-ass weapon!
I think I'll spend 30 seconds becoming expertly proficient at it.

>>51056478
"You know what, Maybe fighting Dulthamor the devastator of worlds, eater of gods, Emperor of evil, Creator of chaos, Pussy Master, Wielder of the axe of destruction, Master of orcs, demons, devils, and anything evil everywhere, is not a great idea"

>>51056522
>Grumpy? Thaf'f ridiculouf!

>>51056478
> Good and bad are very complicated matters. Things that people might call "illegal" or even "evil" on the first glance can actually be quite beneficial to the society as a whole.

>>51056478
We're burning the temple of pelor to the ground, it's more efficient than saving three townsfolk, and we can claim these bandits desecratef it and claim our reward for little actual work

>>51060565
Every time I see that image, I realize the Ass-blades are the most practical weapons out of the whole lot.

>>51056478
I fall? How much damage do I take?

>>51062952
This is what happens when you grope the waitress one too many times.

>>51056478
"I neither enjoy spanking nor being spanked."

>>51060565
I wish weapon feats could change like that

I wish I could cast spells.

>>51056478

"So glad i could work in some adventuring around my raping routine in town."

>>51056478
". . .and then, I says to him; I said: fuck your god. Then I pissed all over his alter and set him on fire. Naturally, I go back every spring."

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"Signs that your thief isn't up to the task."

>>51064769
"Oh, I don't have trapfinding, I'm not that kind of thief!"

>>51064769
>"I'm a little nervous... it's my first time."

>>51064769
When you ask him to pick a lock, he points and says "That one."

>>51056524

Underrated post.

>>51064769
>"Don't worry, I brought a whole shitload of lock-picks in case I run into a hard one!"

>>51064769

>"Can't I just crouch in front of him and then roll my Stealth so he can't see me? It's like Skyrim, right?"

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>>51064769
>Nope, no traps here.

>>51064769
"Maybe that treasure isn't worth the effort."

>>51056524
I'm just stacking up those Lay on Hands bonuses til the day I die.

>>51064769
opens the door with his large forehead

>>51064769
Why would I need rope if I can just climb?

>>51056478
"When you meet your God, tell him I'm coming after him next..."

"Oh, and tell him I said he's been a deity for less than 3 days, who the hell does he think he is by putting up statues of himself posing like he's gonna take a shit everywhere? Have some decency man."

>>51064769
"Thief's tools? No I spent all my gear money on arrows."

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>>51063902
Haven't burst out like this in a long while, god bless your rolls man

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>>51064970
Perfection.

>>51058729

You win.

>>51060565
Someone drew this shit and thought it was the coolest fucking thing.

>>51064769
>Er you did guys bring extra lock picks?
>Ok there are no traps here; you guys go first.

>>51064769
No, I don't have any money. I just donated it all to charity.(Charity specifically. If it's to an orphanage or a church, well... that doesn't reflect well on either of those establishments)

>>51064769
>Lock picks, what's that?
>Part member explains
>"Why can't I just break a window using a brick?"

>>51060565
how does she sit in that?
also she can wear pants aswell if she goes full Quail-man.

"I hit him in the groin."

>>51065896
What is this, a picture for kender?

>>51064970
Best.

>>51068660
Nah, the picture is still there, isn't it?

>>51056478
>Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>51066394
Eye must axe you a question.

FUCKING ASS /TG/ DO NOT SMOKE WEED BEFORE READING THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>51068963

Kek

>>51069141
Calm the fuck down man. Get yourself situated and watch yourself a nice relaxing movie. I recommend Sausage Party, which is on Putlocker.

>>51066823
Charity is the name of the barmaid.

>>51069364
I'm from California I'm fine

>>51064769
>Hey guys, come grab some of this loot!

>>51056478
>I say we pick them off with arrows when they charge.
>Make sure we have prisoners to interrogate.

>>51060565
Is her eyepatch...a hook-hand?
Is she some kind of turbo-pirate?

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>>51069013
>not playing a paladin in service to the hidden society of Vril, the coming gods below tibet

>>51069438
No, you don't understand. I NEED someone to report back to me after watching that insane shit while they're on something.

>>51065043
Thief, not player, Anon.

>>51056601
>I bravely stabbed you!

>>51069940
"You stabbed him in the back!"
>Yeah, it's not my fault he ran away.
"Stabbing a fleeing opponent is not brave!:
>I was still facing him. That makes me the brave one!

>>51060565
>Stupid sword
>dildo knife
>eye axe
>ass blades

I have questions...

>"Thanks for the gold. If any monsters come back just let us know."

>>51058851
Criminally underrated

>>51058815
10/10