/kdm/kdg/kdmg/ - Kingdom Death General

This one's not listed on that front page, so I'll repost it here.

KD:M Miniature Count Spreadsheet with bonus statistics:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11ujOUYfjTFp3jOx7T4f3wl-KmxBh0hST0Spa2Q3fy2k/edit#gid=0

>>51055084
>Poots originally had it so innovations got added slowly over time for a more natural progression
>decided that would be too fun and instead shoved murder, skull eater, plague, and clinging mist in there from the start
First for GOD FUCKING DAMNIT POOTS.

>houtengeki
>rebis

Which hentai artist is he getting next?

Fatalpulse? Xration?

>>51055175
ShindoL for 12 million

>>51055175
Shadman.

>>51055156
>Poots originally had it so innovations got added slowly over time for a more natural progression
But they do?

>>51055175
isn't the Tomoko swamp girl fatalpulse?

>>51055175
Incase for young survivor (male) in a cute dress

>>51055195
Fuck. I'm as illiterate as the Poots man himself.

I meant settlement events.

>>51055215
Young survivor is for hugging not fugging

Where's my Raita or Mamuru pinups, Poot? WHERE ARE THEY

>>51055224
Young survivor (female) on the other hand...

>f-fatalpulse?

She is called asanagi you fucking plebs. Fatalpulse is the doujin group.

>>51055192
Don't tempt fate, he has cruel sense of humour.

>>51055224
>>51055240
Young survivors are for kissing under Sunstalkers and making stupid innocent promises.

>>51055240
did you see the word "(male)" behind the word "survivor" when I typed it, you hopeless pedophile?

no? then that should tell you that I meant all two genders.

does anyone have a link to the excel sheet that shows how many of each sleeve you need?

>>51055447
Go buy 13-ish packs of FFG American Greens and you should be ok.

>>51053936
>Dragons=Angels
I've been picking apart my DK expansion and looking at t a bit closer, and I believe that is actually correct. The alien theory doesn't hold much weight, because Kingdom Death isn't a planet, it's a plane, from everything we have seen. As has been mentioned before, there is Some evidence that it is literally Hell.

There is no actual sky in Kingdom Death. the "sky" is instead just a massive slab of rock that also has stone faces carved in it, with a thick layer of red fog just below, blocking the view of them. The fog sometimes thins, allowing people to see the eyes of the faces on the ceiling, which resemble stars. (Source: (DK) Unveil the Sky , (SS) Promise Under The Sun, (SS) Sky Fishing) Nearly every story event that shows the sky, shows it as just a bunch of swirls, likely meant to represent the fog that blankets it.

The faces on the stone cieling seem to be the high level entities of the holy lands, while the faces on the floor are the various faces of everyone who ever was, currently is, or eventually will be (Source: a bunch of hunt events, Scultptor Constelation)

We know that the Goblin, the Gambler, and the Dragon King all have their face somewhere in the stone ceiling. The first two have Constelations, and the Tyrants showdown lore says he has one as well. Unveil the Sky also confirms that those faces are People of the Stars, or at least were.

Given that Satan and Tyrant both have human and dragon forms, I think it's safe to say that is true of all people of the Stars. Since the gambler is one of them, he likely has a Dragon form as well, which would be rad as hell (Source: Dragons are rad as hell)

>>51055447
For what

5k off the mark, nerds

GET YOUR ASS UP POOTS WE HAVE SHIT TO SALIVATE OVER

>>51055725
more like a grand left to go

>>51055672 (cont)
Massive speculation to follow at this point:

My guess is that the various entities ruled over the sky, while humans and lions were on the ground with their own civilization. Satan and the Golden Entity led a war to take over the ground civilizations. Satan likely fell while trying to take The Wall, but the Golden Entity won the war and took over The Wall, enslaving humanity and creating the Great City. The Twilight Order survived, but only barely, likewise for the White Speakers. Some humans managed to craft some gear from the Ivory Dragons corpse, which eventually found their way to Aya in the form of her gauntlets.

The Satan Twins crawled out of the Igor Dragon to recover, and have been trying to be more subtle by corrupting humanity instead of waging outright war at this point. The various entities also now wander the world in their biped forms. The gambler as the two faced fucker we know and love, the sculptor as the thing with the inverted face on the first page of the core rulebook, the Goblin as something just as terrifying as it's Dragon form, etc.

After a time, the Dragon King, who had not taken part in any of this, descended and tried to create a new race of People of the Stars, from the survivors who he didn't join in the slaughter of.

His rage caused by the survivors losing isn't just the real People of the Stars all being corrupt and lead by Satan and the Entity, it's also his survivors guilt that he didn't try to stop them, or wasn't able to, which is part of why he tried to help the survivors in the first place.

>>51055351
>all two genders
Excuse you, you transphobic scum, you forgot about individuals who identify as mayo.

10,104,857 dollars and counting

Don't fuck this up Poots

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>>51055351

Gender is a social construct, you bigot.

>>51055819
here's your (you), now suckstart a pitchfork

>>51055844
Nope, it's run away, now unlocks at 11,111,111

310 doggos left for adoption

will they all find a home?

>>51055877
I actually checked. Well meme'd.

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>>51055819
>Triggered SJWs on a KDM thread

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>>51056066
Not understanding satire

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I just noticed that the larger Satan here has a zipper vagina fro which a person is crawling out of.

Fucking hell.

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>>51056066
>Triggered SJWs on a KDM thread

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>>51056109

>>51056094
>>not understanding bait
>>inb4 "i wuz actkshuallee baitngi mseyself :^)"

>>51056109
Needs more hands on every available surface.

Does anyone know how the currency exchange is handled on Kickstarter?

>>51056185
I'm pretty certain it gets handled by your bank. If your bank has a fee for it, or a shit exchange rate then it's up to you to figure that out.

>>51056185
They charge your card in dollars and let your bank sort it out. So you'll get your banks exchange rate.

>>51055796

So... in this theory, does this mean that on a successful People of the Stars campaign that the Dragon King is powerleveling your settlement to create new heroes that can actually fight the Golden Entity and (hopefully) win?

>>51056248
That's my theory. Or at the very least, heroes capable of being a successor to the Dragon King, instead of the corrupted filth that was his actual legacy.

>>51056239
>>51056237
I see.
Maybe I should give them a call tomorrow.

>>51056248
It was a comment like this that started the text dump.
>>51054033

>more lore talk than we have had in the past two years combined
Good Thread~!

>>51056316
you can probably look online unless you are using some tiny manlet bank

>>51056364
Good Update~!

>>51056380
My bank stronk! I show you!

What are all the established locations in KD? Stone face land, upside own mountain, black hole forest, hunter city, dead silver city, underground mines city... Are those all as of right now?

>>51056444
rust ocean is where the architects come from.

not sure if the traveller counts as a location as it moves

>>51056444
If promos are in lore, than soda pop revealed a giant walking arena

>>51056480
Where do you get rust ocean? Is there a mini with that lore?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the biggest evidence for dragons being literal angels.

Tyrant and Dragon King both have a Glory, the actual massive back ring depicted in medieval art, which bathes the angel in perpetual light and signifies mortals as being more than just mortal. It's literally the precursor to the angelic halo in art.

>>51056444
Also don't forget the holy lands, where the golden entity lives.

>>51056444
Frog dog means there is a swamp now. Maybe where the mosquito comes from too.

>>51056513
Isn't that the more advanced tech hunter human city?

>>51056513
The the plane of faces, anon.

>>51056521
And that's part of the mountain. Blood drips down the side of the mountain and pools up in a swamp below it. That's why Frogdog is in the inverted mountain campaign.

>>51056521
The swamp is at the base of the inverted mountain I think.

>>51056538
No because the Lion Knight is from the holy lands and now lives in self imposed exile. Also all humans in the holy lands are fully and directly under the control of the golden entity and are raised by the wet nurse, which your survivors obviously aren't.

>>51056534
Yeah, theres a lot of advanced tech there. Guns, mechanically encased hearts that can regrow you, various potions and vials, small crafting tool assembly lines etc

>>51056480
>>51056502
Maybe he means the swirling reddish sky that literally has fish monsters swimming in it

>>51056502
Adam said the Rust Ocean is where Architects are from but i think there's only the Pinup Architect as far as real minis or artwork goes

>>51056583
Examples of some minis from the holy lands are the Chosen, The Mother and Grand Mother, The Forge God, The White Knights and of course the Wet Nurse.
The white Lions are also said to be from there but considering we see nothing of any of the other afformentioned monsters other than the Lion Knight it would seem more likely that the plane of stone faces simply borders the holy lands.

>>51056678
Well there was this piece of artwork of a proper architect.
My guess is that due to their connection to the twilight Knights they will become more relevant when Kingdom Death: Labyrinth inevitably happens.

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>>51056734
Oops sorry I mixed them up with this guy I think.

Early Ed anons had interesting ideas for a dark Eden setting for a campaign. Anyone got other myth or creation settings that could shape a campaign?

>>51056534
No the Holy Lands and the Great City are two different places from what we can tell as the great game hunters appear to have free will, and based on the description the Great City seems fairly isolated.

I'm trying to pick two out of these three expansions to get: Gorm, Flower Knight, and Slenderman. What would you recommend and why /tg/?

>>51056938
Gorm and either Flower Knight if you want an easier game or Slenderman if you want it harder

>>51056938
>>51056952
Flower Knight also offers quite an overpowered bow.

>>51056938
>>51056952
Slenderman is harder than kingsman and hand?

>>51056840
KDM is essentially a dark creation story, just wiki creation and their is a lot you could use to customize

>>51055258
WELL EXCUSE US MR. CARTOON PORN EXPERT

>>51056109
>Fucking hell.
Literally.

>>51057013
At level 1 the Kingsman is harder than Slenderman who is probably harder than the others, changes later esp if you don't get Dash. Slenderman will beat you up! He has the most gear content though of the Nemesis monsters.

Slenderman does replace all the Nemesis fights except the first Butcher and The Hand with himself though, so thats a consideration,

>>51056987
A bow that you buy on credit and pay for in settlement pop.

>>51057192
4 dead random retards is a price I am very willing to pay.
Especially for the chance of getting a Doctor out of it.

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>>51056840
>>51057071
Phoenix through shenanigans releases the first people from the earth. They are weak, the Phoenix hurts them, the formless world hurts them, they hurt themselves. So Phoenix instructes them to defeat and capture a sunstalker held as a pet by ___ end boss. Start game.
There anon, now just proxy salmon people, bigfoot, and a giant cannibal and you have KD with Canadian tribal theme

Seriously considering dropping my Mage sleeves pledge. Why should I waste $200 extra bucks for sleeves? I'm going to play alone anyway.

How does everyone store their miniatures? Expansion mini's aside, obviously something like the phoenix doesn't fit in the core box. Is there room in the core for ANY of the minis or is it taken up by cards? Do you just have them all standing up on display? Have some kind of case? I can't decide how I'm going to do it.

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>>51057279
Skinwalkers would be an interesting enemy or even fighting art

>>51057619
It's always good to protect your $300 product from your Dorito-stained fingers and Mt dew when you inevitably spill it on your cards.

>>51057753
I have a rolling supply cart and I pack them inside sealed tupperwear with bubblewrap

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>>51057764
Dat inviting glance and exposed haunch

>>51055207
Pretty sure that's still Lokman.

>>51057753
I use a detolf to display my painted minis.

>>51056598
>>51056534
Why wouldn't survivors flock there for protection, or better yet overthrow the hunter people?

>>51057849
They don't know about it
The city is on a plateau or is otherwise unreachable
They are woefully outmatched by the hunters
Too busy being maimed to consider moving

>>51057849
They are mind controlled

>>51057849
Because then they become slaves anon.

>>51055175
https://twitter.com/rebisdungeon/status/817383871301812224

Confirmed it's rebis. Still not sure on Houtengeki.

>>51057849
Same reason white people didnt shelter people either, ha. Even a Manhunter goes your way to enslave you.

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>>51055084
catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD, you ignorant frogspawn. in ancient greece it was considered normal.

>>51057902
>社長のアダムさんはケツにこだわりのある人なので、厳しいディレクションの中でケツについてやりあいましたですね…(まあ完成イラストに直接ケツは描かれてないんですけどね…)
そんな力作なのでミニチュアお好きな方はぜひ!

Apparently Poots is an ass man.

>>51057879
>They are woefully outmatched by the hunters
Probably this one seeing as one great game hunter can do with relative ease what 4 regular survivors struggle to do.

>>51057849
Because this would happen:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yuoQnRXc4M
(Seeing as anons were posting Indians)

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>>51055261
I'm contacting him now

does anyone have the single greatest fetish image of KD for me to persuade him with?

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>>51058039
>does anyone have the single greatest fetish image of KD for me to persuade him with?
Yes.

New to the game but heard it now includes elf playable characters. Are there details on this? Are they more impish, noble, or mysterious? Is the creator introducing more normal fantasy elements?

>>51058140
-7/10

weak attempt

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>>51058082

fund it

fund it now

>>51058140
It's just one crossover promo mini (of four) with Pathfinder, not actually part of the core game or any proper expansions.

>>51058082
>tfw will never get ploughed by that giant, meaty dick
why live

>>51055175
If he's pulling from futa artists now, how about Makoto Uno for MAXIMUM OVERTHICC

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>>51058140

Its just promotional crossover content with Pathfinder. There is literally only one elf, and its the pathfinder iconic rogue with a Kingdom Death makeover.

Though I suppose that the Flower Knight seems kinda elvish, in its own way.

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>>51058140
I'd like them to retcon the previously mentioned city as a last bastion of elves of tech and reason in all the chaotic insanity. The lions and silver city are defeated and corrupted elf settlements, and the humans are just unknowing clay pawns of the battle between good and evil.

>>51058219
He and slenderman are very much reminiscent of old Celtic style Fae, which are very similar to old Germanic elves.

>>51058176
No bait, I just like them and think it would make the game more accessible to more people

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>>51058192
because Shadman could illustrate YOU getting ploughed by that giant, meaty dick.

don't give up hope

>>51058261
And the mysterious dwellers in the deep underground city that make metal gear you find from mining are like dwarves

>>51058250
No way dude, the current Great Game Hunter aesthetic is way too cool for such bullshit.

Also if it's non human it has to be creepy, weird and/or incomprehensible is pretty much rule 1 of kingdom deaths design philosophy.

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>>51058283
>mfw

>>51058306
Well with the silver city expansion in mind that might just be the Lions.

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>>51058306
>metal gear
These would make a good enemy though

>>51058358
Come to think of it there's a slight family resemblance between the Dragon King and Metal Gear Ray.

>>51058358
definitely sufficient hands to be in KD:M

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>>51058325
you're drooling all over me, anon

don't stop

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>>51058317
They could be the original dragon race

>>51058358
>>51058381
This with less clothes would be a fitting bone witch nemesis

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>>51058459
Forgot image

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I can't believe it's 3pm on the east coast and Poots is still being a lazy fat piece of shit

>mfw his stupid goal post moving actually worked

Great. Now you've rewarded the most abhorrent behavior possible for a KS. I really hope you enjoy the wild ride we're about to embark on from here out.

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>>51058472
the beasts are literally KD: Sci Fi 0.5

>>51058489
The update is coming. Poots declared it was "incoming!" two hours ago.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments?cursor=15598070#comment-15598069

Zarash and Clark are in the comments section fanning the flames, talking the update up something major.

Is there a chance we'll ever see a proper digital version of the game? TTS is a pain in the ass, and I'd like to actually support the game, but the physical one is way too much money for me, not to mention I hate assembling miniatures, let alone painting them.

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This elf is adorably fierce, and they should make more. From my understanding this will be a useable super survivor, right?

>>51058557
play dawn of war instead

>>51058572
it will be a unique pawn in a special conditions game or four

I wouldn't get too excited...

Secured my gamblers lantern. Much rejoicing

>>51058572
>Pathfinder
There should be no trannies at the point of mankind's creation.

>>51058579
What the fuck does a 40k game have to do with this?

>>51058682
it's the ONLY decent /tg/ vidya game you're gonna get, fgt

and if you really have never played it, shame on you and also underage b&

>>51058557
Just make a pledge, get the core book and make your own campaign with your proxies.

>>51058613
congrats, anon

I am debating if I want to bump DOWN from satan to a second gambler's myself


anyone out there have that doc on the combined savings of all the pledges? I misplaced it. (realizing it needs updating)

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>>51058572

>>51058613
I did too, I wonder what happened?

>>51058752
Probably a lot of shuffling as the KS gets to its end. People either realizing they dont have the cash or springing for a higher pledge

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>>51058746
*laughter*

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I like to think death by brain damage actually births some new horrible creature

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>>51058746
Speaking of that game and it's Percy creator, when are we getting twisted jinn and harem?

>>51058306
>>51058250
>>51058140

You get the rare instance of a genuinely creative and atmospheric setting and there are actually people like these guys who want to shit it up with the same done to death Tolkien based cookie cutter trash tropes dressed up in goofy memes. Fuck you unimaginative mud puddle making artless slobs. Go play MtG.

>>51056952
>>51056987
>>51057155

Thanks for the info, I'll definitely pick up Gorm.

I'm already picking up the Lion Knight and Dung Beetle Knight, so I just need to decide if I want more Nemesis monsters or more hunt-able stuff.

>>51058803
>Pervy

>>51058803
GENIED

>>51058822
Even M:tG, with all its recent pandering to SJWs, is less creatively bankrupt than that guy.

FLOWER WITCH LIVES

>>51058822
Not those anons but if they were cruel fey who killed humans and stole children it would fit in alright

SNAIL KNIGHT CONFIRMED

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>>51058852
his depiction of satan confirms his total incompetence, I agree, but what he's produced is far and away more substantial than any MtG plane POST kamigawa

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

>>51058852
Right. No dwarves. GORM. No elves. SUNSTALKER. Monks and paladins? Sorry, all we have are half naked corpse eating savages with grand weapons of bone, a cat gut bow, and 7 crippling mental disorders between all 4 of them.

Fun fact:

A Satan's Lantern pledge now costs $1 more than an Ancient Gold Lantern pledge + all new expansions.

$1.

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>Flower witch confirmed

Thank you based poots

why is everyone jumping to frogdog?

Good Update ~!

>>51058964

I have to admit though, after back the lantern festival last kickstarter, my expectations of this expansion being released are pretty low.

>>51058964
Wow.

Now all we need to do is get to 15mil to unlock the next stretch goal.

>>51058920
you just got """prinkled""" UU ====D ~*

T. Pooples

>>51058986
He's getting pretty nuts, and this is all years away.

OK seriously, thank you based poots....

But what the fuck is up with that last update?

>>51058986
>I have to admit though, after back the lantern festival last kickstarter, my expectations of this expansion being released are pretty low.
Totally different issue. The problem with Festival was that it was trying to add 20 to 25 years to the timeline and extending the game beyond the scope of the core box. This meant that either they had to develop tons of new monsters for it which was not in the budget (it was only $45 after all) or else they did not develop a ton of new content and all those years felt barren and shit.

This is the same 30 (35 with the Abyssal Woods campaign) that works and has been shown to work, just with alternate content. And the price tag is high enough to justify the content. Although that MSRP is probably too low.

>>51058964
Shit, now I need Spidicules

Not sure how he can afford to keep giving these away to the all-in pledges, but I guess when you're making that many, economy of scale comes into play. Plus we still have to pay for shipping.

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Holy shit, what an update.

Fighting Wise Abyssal Woods Has:
1 Dragon Goblin Large Quarry
Legendary End Boss Version of said Dragon Goblin
Human Form Nemesis Monster
Lotus Encounter Monsters
Luna Encounter Monsters
Spiral Knight Quarry / Nemesis Monster (depending on campaign type)
Flower Witch Nemesis / Boss
Disciples of the Witch Nemesis


This is, in fact, really insane.
And I get all this stuff for free*

Huh, I'll have to pick that up in a few years at the same discount KS rate after it actually gets paid for and made, and tested and reviewed by others

>>51059056
>Although that MSRP is probably too low.
This worries me slightly, had this been $225 for backers and $300-350 MSRP it would have probably been better financially, this is a ridiculous amount of content for the money...

I like to think that poots threw in the expensive packs thinking no one would go for them and is now rolling in dosh

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These super huge $100 expansions are pushing the savings of some of the limited pledges to crazy town. I like it. Also King Cluck looks pretty fucking cool. I hope Flower Knight and Flower Witch fuck, that would make my headcanon complete.

>>51059096
It'll probably be a repeat of what happened last time, where through the wait period he'll make and sell more pinups and collectable sculpts to help finance the difference, once he breezes through the initial stockpile of dosh.

>>51059135
>It'll probably be a repeat of what happened last time, where through the wait period he'll make and sell more pinups and collectable sculpts to help finance the difference, once he breezes through the initial stockpile of dosh.
Even if it is, everyone still got a refund on that expansion.

god FUCKING dammit
successfully talked myself out of $250 only to snag a $200 rn

>>51059096
The prices are much more reasonable this time round, dragon king was $30 last kickstarter for example

>>51059056

You may be right, but it feels similar in a lot of ways.

It was announced late in the campaign, it's development has barely started etc.

I'm in for a Gamblers lantern anyway so it doesnt really matter all that much for me. I'm just preparing to do the same as I did last campaign, pour the copntents of my wallet into his bank account and then get an awesome surprise 3 years from now when possibly the greatest ever board game turns up on my doorstep in a packing crate.

Well now I'm on the Frogdog train, hopefully I can just sell off the pinups and nongame content. From my calculations last update pushed me to 1000 total, so it's all gravy at this point.

>>51059228
Just do keep in mind that Frogdog only gets the update pack and not the core game.

>>51059241
I'm a previous owner, but thanks for looking out broheim.

>>51059241
i think there a lot of people making that mistake

>>51057944
That just got funnier reading it in google translate.

>>51059170
Yeah, but there's still almost 4500 people getting one of these for "free" in the limited pledges.

>>51059188
I would suspect Satan to be the unfinished one over Super Mega Ultra Chicken. Chicken has a model and a lot more work into it already.

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>>51058964

Yes.

YES.

Y E S
E
S

Odds that the end of the Bloom campaign involves True Goblin showing up to claim its due, finishing the defeated Sparrow King and causing the obligatory settlement wipe en passant?

Anything light I can introduce my wife to, to prepare her for Kingdom Ded?

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>mfw this update

>>51059263
Yeah, Ivory Dragon was winged for the campaign's success, and he wants it to be the definitive capstone to the game.

If the Lantern Festival couldn't live up to his expectations, I'm not sure Super-Satan can, either, given the hype and meteoric expectations for THE final fight.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAHHH

>>51059284
Anal Sex

Sparrow having a Human form furthers that guys theory!

>>51059343
kek

>>51059285
>mfw this camp has gone off the rails

>>51059284
Mechanically or thematically?

Mechanically you shouldn't need to if she's at all gamer, prologue is a good soft intro. But Fire Emblem might not be bad "Think tactically on a grid; your characters can permadie" setup.

Thematically, nothing can really prepare you, but watching the shit out of Alien will help.

>>51058423
What mini is that?

>>51059283
>tfw when the Goblin decides to spare you for killing the false Goblin.
It'd be an even bigger twist then him even showing up to reap vengeance. The unholy absolutely powerful demon god is actually merciful.

>>51059357
Also it being called Sparrow Dragon or whatever, yes.
Also that whole fluff and lore dump in general.

>>51059361
my favorite part about this is that tails gets a fork in the beads

>KINGDOM DEATH GENERAL
is all it needs

>>51059362
Mechanically. She is not a gamer.

>>51059364
He who lands the killing blow on the chicken becomes the goblin, unleashing the monster on the world by defacto and going beyond insane. We only do bad ends in kdm, nugga

An interesting side-effect of this update is the confirmation that the Phoenix, Dragon King an Sunstalker are all node 3 monsters. This means that the Gryphon, as a node 4 monster, is significantly harder than those three, and also means that the Lion God is almost surely a node 4 monster as well.

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That hair made me first think that it is actually the Flower Witch in her final form or whatever.

>>51059411
Be prepared to play solo then while she does nothing but keep you company and play pretend that your choices are hers. Not bad date desu

>the all-seeing King's Hand was duped into training a mighty steed for a paranoid chicken in a Halloween costume

Granted, that's merely a White Speaker story, but still, the thought of it is amusing.

>>51055184
He will be perfect. The Survivors are miserable enough to begin with, so they might even get an exceptional happy end.

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>mfw

>>51059420
I know but what is a man without hope?
there has to be at least one good end and I think the Goblin being the one to deliver it would be a pleasant surprise.

>>51059411
The rules are pretty straightforward even with all the weird interactions and unclear wording at times, both of which are theoretically going to be solved with the 1.5 updated rulebook.

It's less the mechanics you'll need to worry about, and probably more getting her used to having characters die or lose stock by getting maimed/losing good gear. Even my group finds it a bitter pill to swallow, and we've all been gaming for about 15-20 years.

BUT WHO WAS GOBLIN

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My favorite detail of the whole model. Mask/headdress

what do you think the skull represents?

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>>51059127
>I hope Flower Knight and Flower Witch fuck
You do realize Flower Knight is a lady, right?

I wonder if the Spiral Knight and Forest Witch will be playable outside of the Abyssal Woods campaign.

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>Greater intelligences may look sidelong on the festooned appearance of the Goblin Guard, but they still keep their heads down and move along without comment. The possibility that the guard carries out the wishes of the unspeakable Goblin is enough to silence even the bravest voice.

So does he serve the Chicken Goblin, the real Goblin, or doing the same as the Chicken Goblin and using the Goblin's name for its own purpose?

>>51059411
It's hard to find a good "gateway" to KDM in board games. I mean. D&D is even heavier, being a full RPG, and imitators are pretty similarly weighted even if they're less massive. Honestly, a general 'gaming' regimen with something of a focus on cooperative games would be your best bet. And I wasn't kidding about Fire Emblem... grid combat is more of a thing in vidya land.

>>51059439
Nah the Flower Witch is a seperate being, Sparrow King even has a human form. It might be a side effect of being powerful in the abyssal woods, your hair becomes luscious and has plants and human bits in it.

>>51059533
That model is included in this expansion or not?

>>51059533
His headdress is pretty bird-like... (as is Flower Witch's mask, and her disciples supposedly get their clothes from the Goblin's loom)

>>51059529
Even better

>>51059464
ShindoL makes amazing vanilla once every 50 years when he decides to take a break from pigraping snuff.

>>51059566
Not unless this is it's human form.

>>51059558
>>51059517
Thanks, I'll probably just stick to the prologue, it looks simple/cool enough on youtube.

>>51059528
The 'dead' sparrow king

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>>51059529
come now

we all know she has several dicks under that floral frock

the question is... does she shave?

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>>51059586

So the Abyssal Woods Campaign has:

Node 1:
>Honeycomb Weaver

Node 2:
>Spidicules
>Flower Knight

Node 3:
>Dung Beetle Knight
>Honeycomb Weaver

Node 5:
>Dragon Goblin

Nemeses:
>Disciples of the Witch
>Flower Witch
>Spiral Knight
>Sparrow King (Human Form)
>Gold Smoke Knight

Seems pretty plausible that this could be a near total replacement like the Inverted Mountain Campaign is.

>>51059612
my thoughts exactly

ultimate twist hidden right under our noses

>>51059262
He's been cleverer this campaign by making sure all the bundle pledges include pinups, which he certainly has a much better margin on since they use less material, no design costs, easier logistics, no print etc.

Gamblers & 2nd Face are the only ones with really crazy discount and that's 1,777 / 17,000 backers

>>51059663
>He's been cleverer this campaign by making sure all the bundle pledges include pinups

>giving away something which completionists would buy
>clever
I'm not sure I follow.

>>51058082
>>51058039

not sure if it's bullshit but we really should pass some info along to some porn artists

ah who am I kiding? If they haven't caught the pungent genital musk wafting in from KD:M by now, they're already dead prick hacks.

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So we finally got out first female Nemesis.
And that Sparrow King Human form might also be female, what with the long flowing hair the Sparrow King has.

Also Butcher Pin Up looks pretty nice, too.

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SCALPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>51059528

>>51059663
At this point BF Gamblers is pretty much the same than Satan if you get all the old expansions, pinups and promos too.

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>>51059788
>tfw when I had the old expansions and got BFG2F pledge

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Sparrow King, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other sparrows do.
You wear a disguise to look like Goblin does,
But you're not Goblin, you're a Sparrow King.

God Damn it I absolutely don't have any more money right now but damn do I want the abyssal woods expansion (and I'd also need Spidicules and The Honeycomb weaver I have the rest though).

I really hope we'll get to increase our pledges at some point down the line because I want that shit.

Worst comes worst I'll buy it retail.

>>51048509
You can't really be saying that an adjustment of hair (which is all this appears to be) qualifies for overdesigning something.

>>51059716
The hair doubles as a nest for the little sparrows in it.

I'm hoping we get a 'cowardly king' type of human mini for the sparrow king.

Fuck it...
At this point, what is another 150...

Just fuck you Poots.

>>51058283
How shadman has such a following I will never know, considering there are way better artists that draw the same subject matter.

>people in the KS comments getting salty because they wanted Abysal Woods to be a free stretch goal for them

>>51059844
Anon please don't bite the bait.

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>>51059875
That's the spirit. I started this shit at $400 now I'm sitting at Satans Lanters tier and I'm on the verge to upgrading again.

>>51059937
You literally can't upgrade a Satan pledge.

>>51059937
Started at 250 for just the core game and GC. Then along came the Dragon King reprint and I had to bite plus some other old expansions.
Fuck it, let's go Ancient Gold Lantern.
But some of the new expansions look good too...most all of them...and I don't want to miss the cool stuff...

Now I could just shell out 400 bucks more to get the God Frogdog, but I really don't care for the pinups, aside from the delicious artworks.

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>>51059946

>>51059989
Retard.

>>51059831
I wonder if the mask will be optional.

>>51059989
That's not an upgrade though, just a reduction in discount.

As for myself, I am really happy to have a Gambler's Lantern, as I already own all the current expansions and the game.
The discount is reaching rather obscene levels if I'm honest.

Holy shit this fucking update. Can we assume there's still a couple more updates as he need to reveal the two remaining pathfinders and the multiple GC rolls?

>>51060041
Please just release the hidden stuff I'll get anyway.
No more expansions Poots, please. No more.

>>51060041
There were 14 updates in the final 24 hours on KS1, I very much doubt we'll get that many, but I'd count on more than 1.

>>51059884
He's good at marketing his work with his edgy persona.

In a sense I'd describe him as /d/ for normies.

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>mfw this update
>mfw $777 bakcer

>>51059884
He's less extreme Dmitrys.
And he does low brow political satire.

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>>51060226
777 is truly the best tier
>tfw you only have to add $100 for crossovers to have everything.

>>51060335
Pls cancel ur pledge

> Poots says he has raised double-digit millions because he works hard and follows his passion. Also, he is motivated by the support he feels from his fans.

> He tells CNBC, "I attribute my success to all the amazing/terrible Japanese cartoons I've watched that have taught me to never give up, do what's in my my heart and leave the rest to God or fate or whatever, be a genius of hard work and not to believe in myself ... but to believe in the people that believe in me."

Poots, pls.

I knew I shoulda grabbed a frogdog last night when i had the chance. Noo, thats four digits, my brain said. Now that I'm doing th emath, since I don't want most of the pinups, I'd be selling most of them off, along with some expansions, and make out better than if I just buy thee xpansions I want alone...

what are the odds of me grabbing a frogdog? Poor, I assume. Not as poor as grabbing a 777... Damned lack of foresight

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>>51060394
>not to believe in myself ... but to believe in the people that believe in me

Holy shit, ten gorillion.

So will they actually meet the demand on their product, or just mysteriously sell out of a $400 game in the first half hour?

Alright folks. It's clear the forest campaign is cheaper then the mountain, but which is worth buying if you limit yourself to just one?

>>51060470
well he only ordered 10,000 of the base game production at first so technically he's already sold out.

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>>51060499
Fuck if we know.

>>51060499
Thicc flower witch or thicc red witch: you decide.

>>51060499
The forest campaign feels more cohesive and thematic, also it has a much nicer looking node 1 monster and way more knights. so all in all nothing but huge plusses in my book.

>>51060509
How fucking difficult is it to actually meet the demand? They know damn well people will buy it even at that kind of price. If it's that hard to make copies of a game that's all plastic and paper, then why not raise the price?

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>>51060226
>>51060335
>927 backer
>Deal keeps getting better

I'm going in with some friends to spread the cost around. But I told them we were doing the $300 Black Friday gold lantern when in reality we're in for the $927. I'm going to pickup all of the costs outside the $300 we are sharing. I'm gonna spring the 'surprise' when the first expansions arrive. Would this be seen as too deceitful? Like I said, I'm covering the extra costs myself.

>>51060499
None. Poorfags shouldn't be allowed to have any of this, cancel your pledge and commit sudoku.

>>51060578
Dont be retarded anon

>>51060499
Buy all the Mountain stuff and drop Peeps/Bk/Moth and get the Flower witches.

>>51060609
Cmon anon, you really think your friends are gonna be mad?

mine would be fucking hyped

>>51060609
You're paying for the difference, just go for it, I wouldn't consider that deceit, just a cool surprise to spring later.

>>51060634
Fuck you. They're holding out and you know it.

>>51060578
Meeting demand isn't the issue here, estimating demand is.

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>>51060612
>commit sudoku.
OK.

>"stretch goal"
>just another paid addon
>no GC roll
mediocre update tbquiteh

>>51060724
He ordered 10,000 units. At 200 a pop that's about 2,000,000 worth of game.

The KS broke that in the first 48 hours.

How are you not getting this?

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So is the Death Chicken the Sparrow King or the Dragon Goblin? I'm a little confused.

>>51060881
Good that's kinda his plan.

>>51060881
Pretty sure it's both. Or rather the Sparrow King is the Legendary Campaign Boss version of the Dragon Goblin

>>51060881
Both in a way.
The Sparrow King faked his death to try and become the Goblin Dragon, but it's very paranoid and afraid that the real Goblin may one day show up to kick its ass.

>>51060851
>I want free things

>>51060881
Dragon Goblin is its 'proper' name, but its actually The Sparrow King dressed as the Goblin, probably Dragon Goblin is the Goblins full title like Ivory Dragon is Satan,

>>51060979
It's looking more and more like >>51055796
's theory is correct if that's the case.

>>51060944
>lel it's the first stretch goal exdee
>literally the same thing he's been doing for a month
Poo pls

I hope there'll be a chance to add stuff in the pledge manager, in 3-4 months I should have all the money I need to get all the expansions I still want.

Is it better to add to the pledge now for add-ons or pay for add-ons in the pledge manager?

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So how many people who dropped limited pledges early on trying to poorly game the system do you think are kicking themselves now?

>>51061147
Add now if you can, that way you'll help everyone else to get more shit from Poots.

>>51061117
Official statement on this is: no promises. They did it the last time and it turned out to be a lot of hassle.

>>51061176
anon, you can easily pick up any pledge you want as people are dropping/picking them up all the time.

I got a Satan yesterday whilst I shitposted on /kdm/ with the Page Monitor plug in running in the background.

>>51061147
While it is not unlikely that you can add funds in the pledge manager, it is not 100% certain, so add now just to be on the safe side.

>>51061147
If you can pay for it now it's best you do so, we don't know weather or not you'll even be able to add things in the pledge manager.

>>51061225
I could see them only allowing it for new expansions since most of them are still in development they wouldn't have to either do last minute changes to the quantities they order from the factory or delay their release while waiting for more copies to fulfill a later wave of orders.

>>51055796
Quality post anon!

10,442,020 dollaridoos

Fuck me running Exploding Kittens got shat on.

Now, what's the betting on delays. I say 4 months minimum before Wave 1 gets started.

>>51061520
1-3 months was already announced

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>>51061520
>>51061545
>mfw I was one of the first 10000 bakcers
>mfw due to the last 8000 plebs who joined later our core game will be delayed 3 months
Fuck you fuckers.

Did my final pledge of money. I got BF Silver Lantern, knowing I would not be able to go balls deep pledging, and with nearly all the expansions revealed I decided to add the Screaming God and Nightmare Ram so I good get a node 5 monster and a expansion that is something quite different with the who dungeon crawling.

>>51061595
I don't mind, gives me time to recuperate my funds if there's the possibility to get stuff in the pledge manager.

>>51061595
Oh fuck off I'm in the same boat too

Goddamn Satans

>>51061545
Yeah and I reckon it's going to take longer than 1-3 months, hence why I started the bidding at 4

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Ok guys, quick question about this mega Death Chicken Goblin update:

I don't need the Flower Knight/ Spidicules expansions to be able to use this expansion correct? Those are only if I want to run that special Abyssal Woods campaign (which, to my understanding, is a shortened campaign similar to the short 3-5 year campaign of the Red Witches) I mean, this update is HUGE, and I'd really like to add it to my campaign. And while I like the Flower Knight (though I wasn't planning on buying it), Spidicules seems to be one of the more disliked expacs. So if I can still utilize the Death Chicken, the Witches, the Storm Knight etc. Without needing the Flower Knight and the Spooder, I'll for sure add it on. Can anyone shed some light into the abyss for me?

>>51061649
I mostly did the same but instead of Screaming God I got the Black Knight, because I fucking love Knights and the short form campaign would be good since I have difficulties getting together consistent groups.

Update!!!

>>51061649
Are you not swimming in neet-bux now you are famous?

>>51061700
Once they get the factory set up it shouldn't take too much longer to squirt out another 10,000 units.

UPDATE

Pathfinder crossover?

Post models you hope to high heaven get added in, be it in some form or another

>The King
>Goblin Guard
>Storm Knight
>The "Character Classes" (would have beat the hell out of Pathfinder)

>>51061226
>I got a Satan yesterday whilst I shitposted on /kdm/ with the Page Monitor plug in running in the background.

Tell me more about this witchcraft, dear Anon.

>>51061719
No the abyssal woods campaign is more like the inverted mountain campaign and is a full core replacement.

And while I think the death chicken can be used as a normal quarry most of the boxes content is designed for the core replacement campaign.

>>51061719
I assume most component monsters will have independent node designations, but the Flower Knight and Spidicules are required to run it as a full integrated campaign.
And quite frankly, I imagine this will be designed from the ground up to be run as a replacement campaign, rather than as pick-and-mix monsters on the base campaign.

>>51061757
Only a Paizo art update for the Pathfinder cross-over.

>>51061772
>Ringtail
I just really like the armor concept.

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>get friends over today to play
>play to the butcher fight
>walk past a gate that needs a key in ly2
>get key ly3
>all ladies die to butcher because all men had skip next
>mfw

we'll make better decisions next time

>>51061763
Hah I wish. I'm just a lowly fan like you who likes to make good fan content. I am chasing up moneys from some freelance writing on a different thing entirely, but right now funds are put aside for going to Berlin for World of Darkness Berlin Convention as the podcast is the official podcast for that event.

>>51061763
One hopes

Good Update ~!

>>51061719
Goblin is a node 3 with a legendary node 5 version
Witch and Spiral Knight are nemesis monsters
Witch Disciples are a shortened alt campaign
People of the Bloom/Abyssal Woods Campaign is a Total Replacement that needs Flower Knight and Spidicules (and can integrate with Honeycomb and DBK)

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>>51061793
>get 'page monitor' chrome extension
>go to manage/change pledge page on kickstarter
>click on page monitor 'monitor page'
>under option set the interval to lowest (5s)
>add desktop notification and chime alert
>when the alert chimes, refresh the pledge and scroll down to the bottom real fast to check if a Satan pledge has been freed.
>zoom the page out so it's easier to scroll
>if you're too late, click on the extension icon again
>click 'mark visited' and it will continue to monitor the page
>do this whilst you browse and shitpost /kdm/

Picked up a Satan pledge like that in about two hours. I've seen the Satan pledge freed about 6 times in that time but was too slow.

In the last day, lots of people will be dropping/swapping pledges, so it will be even easier to pick up a Satan now.

>>51061885
Good Post ~!

>>51061885
>No GC update today

Define 'good'.

Anyone else feel that the inverted mountain campaign feels a bit slapped together compared to the abyssal woods campaign?

>>51061950
That's because poots posted the spoilerific story for the woods, and has not done so for the mountain.

81 pepedoggos have yet to find a home

Will they be adopted in time?

>>51061719

You should probably drop your pledge, because you're reading comprehension clearly won't be good enough to play the game.

>>51061950
Not really? I don't know how they're integrating some of the monsters into the IM but Pariah/Mountain Man/Witches is a very natural set and they thematically drag Frogdog and Assgoat along for the ride. (since those are explicitly part of the Mountain mess). Not sure what the deal with BK, for instance, is.

>>51061991
>you're reading comprehension

>>51061907

Thanks, Anon. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Even if you're a woman. Or whatever gender you rolled on the 1d100 Gender Assignment table.

>>51062027
A roll table? How civilised. Back in my day we had to pick it out of a hat.

>>51062001
I want to see Poots' lore bible/notes, if he actually has one.

>>51061990
Almost assuredly. All the upgrade pepedogs went, the newfag pepedogs won't be far behind.

>>51061950

I think its because the Abyssal Woods includes a bunch of stuff that people have been really looking forward to, while Inverted Mountain is something that before the this Kickstarter no one really knew anything about and thus had no hype for.

Abyssal Woods is all FUCK YES FLOWER WITCH AND ITS EVEN GOT THAT CRAZY LOOKING THING FRO THE FIRST VIDEO HYPE TRAIN MAXIMUM SPEED

Whereas Inverted Mountain is kind of 'literally who?'

It probably isn't bad, it just lacks that thrill of building on top of an area we already know and love.

>>51062185
>I want to see Poots' lore bible/notes, if he actually has one.
Me too, anon. And I think he has one (though possibly in a couple dozen files rather than one 'bible') based on getting the longform of the Sparrow King.

Hold out hope for the RPG.

>>51062202
It was silly of me to ask the question, given that 10 hours ago we were at 310 frogpuppers and now we're at 74.

Just 12k 'till 10.5mil. This shit's already in Kickstarter Valhalla.

>>51062237
not first guy but fug now i want KD:L and KD:T even more because muh deep lore

rust ocean wen

Monster official RPG rulebook when

I want to send my D&D party into a hellhole filled with monsters that will mutilate their genitals before turning them into honey.

>>51062285
>KD:T
what

>>51062299
not that anon but Kingdom Death Titian. It would pretty much be a card game that includes the "gods" of the game like the dragon form people and Forge God. Golden City shit if I remember correctly.

>>51062299
Kingdom Death: Titan, some kind of entity-scale deck-building game where you get to throw down as the big dogs of the setting. Supposedly.

>>51062296
Someone did a KD bestiary for Pathfinder

do you await the king, /tg/ ?

10 AND A HALF MILLION THIS IS NOT A DRILL

10500% GAIN OVER INITIAL GOAL

NOW REVEAL THE REST OF THE CHEST GODAMMIT

>>51062404
Always, ever since I pledged for it during KS1, even have the shirt.

>>51062435
>NOW REVEAL THE REST OF THE CHEST GODAMMIT
Poots went to sleep. I'm not even kidding. He's done for the night.

Will we get to 12M?

>>51062453
well shit so he did

I was kind of hoping for one more male pin-up before the end, but that's not looking likely.

>>51062482
male pinup honey weaver soon/never?

>>51062476
Im not sure, maybe. I think almost 12 seems a solid guess.

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GUYS QUICK HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO MY WIFE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I'M PAYING FOR A GAME IT IS NOT EVEN OUT YET

>>51055819
Gtfo cretin. Go shut up the lgbtqrst board

>>51062551

Same reason why one works without pay until pay comes.

>>51060612
Lol