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What is your preferred kind of elf, /tg/?

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What is your preferred kind of elf, /tg/?
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>>51051686
One of those isn't an elf
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I allow all elves to exist, as unfortunate as that is.

However, I only ally myself with wood elves of any colour and ofcourse christmas elves, anyone who devouts their life to the great Father Christmas is a friend of mine.
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>>51051733
>Naiads, dryads, and djinn are types of elf
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elves are for lewds
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>>51051686
Ears must make a good handlebars.
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>>51051828
Trust me, that's the least annoying thing about that series of pictures
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>>51051686
Cra are not elves.
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>>51051686

The ones literally travelling from one magical realm to another
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In my head canon the female's are dominant and attracted to femininity whilst the males are submissive, feminine and attracted to masculinity which leads to the male elves preferring to spend time with male humans then females much to the ire of the female elves.
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>>51051733
>northern ones are darker-skinned

Is this a reference to Sweden?
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>>51051907
Wait, which 'magical realm' are we talking about?
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>>51051686
A dead elf.
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>>51051942

Witcher/Cyberpunk 2077
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>>51051686
why the french kind of course
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Hips. And eyebrows
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>>51051985

What he said >>51051860 though
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Dunmer in the Elder Scrolls games
Every other kinds of elves in Tamriel and others settings are shit
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>>51051852
Well..
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>>51052080
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>>51052092
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>>51052001
Shoot bows, dex as main stat, walk around in slut-armor half the time, think that they are better than everyone, army dictatorship, have a big stick up their butt, everyone wants them to be more lewd and to do them. Sounds like elfs to me mate
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Horizontal ears are the best
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>>51052153
DIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE KNOWS.
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>>51051686
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Deedlit and Pirotess.

:^)
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>>51052179
The high elf. Excellent choice brother.
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Smug pointy ear aryan ubermen that are objectively better then humans but have a low birthrate and their women constantly get the hairy human dick as their huge magitech empire gets eroded away by humans chimping out
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In the game Symbaroum, the elves of Davokar enforce the Iron Pact without mercy. Human prospecters and treasure hunters who delve too deeply into the forest risk being shot on sight.

One Elf with a bow and a shitty attitude (which is all of them) will slaughter a whole party.
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>>51051686
The Noldor
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>>51051690
Well duh, Hugo Weaving is obviously an actior.
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>>51051686
These ones or what that guys >>51052251 said.
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Male, 5 to 5.5 foot, lean, smooth.
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>>51051828
Jotun are ice giants so there's that.
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>>51051686
Deedlit, Elf, Elves (DF), Bosmer and I'm sure there's many more that I'm missing.
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>>51052080
>>51052092
>>51052103
All of this triggers me.
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Sensible and easily bullied elves
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>>51052595
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>>51052170
Does it bother him when he walk through a small doorframe?
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>>51052092
>female west gnome hips
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Tolkien elves are the only ones I can tolerate. Everybody else seems to do them wrong.
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>>51052640
There are no small doorframes in this world.
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>>51051686
Tolkien.
I like to imagine a race of hobbits in the arctic swearing up and down that they're the real elves that history tells of.
And that they live a few thousand years, and after reaching 3 and a half feet at 100, slow to a millimeter or something a year, and the tallest becomes their king.
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>>51051851
horns are superior
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>>51052597
Good
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The older I get the more I like the idea of using straight up keebler/christmas elves.

Best part is you can just combine the various dwarf, hobbit, and gnome ideas with elves and create one magical manlet race. Works pretty well if you ask me.
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>>51052755
I like to imagine gnomes as 1-foot-tall man-like trolls, kinda. Turn into stone in the sunlight, but turn back in the shade. Live completely underground. Might be related to hobbits or dwarves.
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>all these elves from no tabletop or PnP
>video game elves
>anime elves
It's like nobody here plays traditional games or ever touched a rulebook. Tolkien elves are allowed, of course
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>>51052848
Ah yes, because whose favourite elf type isn't the androgynous sometimes futa of Dand 5e or the generic snobs of Shadowrun. Most settings will have their races as incredibly bland and generic caricatures so people have more room to "be creative"
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>>51052848
It's because Tolkien/D&D elves and all derivatives from them are boring overused shit.
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Dead elves
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>>51051975
wait, witcher and cyberpunk are the same universe?!?!?!
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>>51051686
The ones that zuck ya dick
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>>51053152
Yes, CD Project created the Witcher and will timetravel him into Cyberpunk 2077.
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>>51053163
fucking radical.
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>>51052755
Best zealot society in all of fantasy.
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>>51053152

It is heavily implied so. We are, afterall, talking about a setting/lore/universe where travel between dimensions and/or other worlds/universes is possible.

It's also implied that some of the character's even visited medieval Earth.
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>>51051686
Exemplars, each a centuries-old master of their craft. In terms of skill and experience among mortals, they are near peerless, and are often very concerned with the far-reaching consequences and world-threatening events of the world. Consequently, however, they are rather dry and do not make for good companions. Calculating and wise, they are respected and sought for council, but rarely loved. They are the sort that you want at your side in battle, but never during merry-making.
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>>51053221
Wow that's gotta suck for them. If I was in that position I wouldn't help people, I don't like being used and dropped. You want me to save the world with you, fine, but we're gonna have a good time while we do it.
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>>51051686
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LOTR elves with relatively normal point ears are ok as are the non RPG related Christmas and Keebler elves. The super long earred anime elf style is weeaboo garbage.
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>>51052892
>Implying anyone actually pays attention to that bit in 5E.
>Implying wizards and dragons aren't just as bad, if not worse.
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>>51053221
The Elves from Athel Loren seem like they can have a good time.
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High/Wood Elves from WHFB are pretty good, their aesthetics and their lore is interesting, without Tolkienesque mary suing. They have an important role in world affairs (HE does at least), but they're not the best at everything, and does need the other races from time to time.
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>>51051686
Lorwyn ones.
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>>51051686
From OP's pic
>Warcraft
>Wakfu
>Elder Scrolls
>LotR

From the all around choice of elf
>Lewd Weeb elves
>Elves with character
>Elves who don't just talk the talk about being better than anybody but also walk the walk and put a bitch into place
>Elves who are bros

>>51051733
>>51052080
>>51052092
>>51052103
Typical world building of comicbook fantasy. And don't you guys dare pretend none of you haven't done this on some level, too, because we all start out like this. Maybe not to the extent of trying to reinvent the wheel (Looking at you, Dwarves who have trolltails and Gorgons who are Warcraft orcs), however we all tried taking an established concept and give it our own "original" spin.
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>>51053580
>Tolkien-esque mary-sueing
I can't believe I still read this in /tg/ in every elf-thread.
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>>51052179
Wolfram!
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>>51051969
So, Christian is responsible for all the lame "kill elves" spamming when he's not begging people to pay attention to him. Good to know.

Fuck off, Christian, you ban dodging retard.
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>>51053152
Ciri says she has been to a world where men wage wars from great range, have things which they can communicate over distances and shit like that
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>>51052051
Mah n'wah

I know the Dunmer arent really tabletop, but the are the best elves
Combining the stuck up cuntiness of elves with a rather original and foreign culture, with smaller cultures within, such as the difference between the Great Houses, but also between the Houses and the Ashlanders
Not the standard tree lovers or super attuned to magic
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>>51053614
Lorwyn or Shadowmoor?
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>>51051686
Why the netch are you even asking? You're not a N'wah, are you?
Because bad things happen to N'wahs....
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>>51053749
>I know the Dunmer arent really tabletop
Except there's a TES tabletop.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Unofficial_Elder_Scrolls_RPG
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>>51052719
>>51052597

Why?
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>>51051907
>got shit on by a bunch of slavic space marine knockoffs and a couple of humans with a dwarf
>metal
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>>51053814
I know, that is why I said "not really"
Sure TES has a tabletop game, but it's unofficial and came out long after the games
For me, it feels a bit weird to say that the Dunmer are a tabletop elf race
But all in all, it's rather subjective to many people
In this thread people are already saying that almost only vidya and anime elves are posted
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>>51052179
Sauce?
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>>51053814
Oh fuck, is that Shindol Emergence?
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>>51051686
Eva is best girl, prove me wrong. (Protip: You can't)
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>>51051916
It's a reference to Norway. They got dark skin because their blood is made of petroleum.
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Obscenely idealized, like pic related, but in all human phenotypes. Asian Elves, German Elves, Celtic Elves and Eskimo Elves, etc.

Alternatively, the best Elves are the ones that have been dead for hundreds of years but were replaced by Yuan-Ti Purebloods to no one's notice. "Oh, it's your custom to bathe before meals in this big bronze snake bathtub? Okay, when in Elf-Land, I guess."
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>>51051686
a dead one
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>>51053908
That shit was a depressing read.
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>>51052755
I am all about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5lB-RoAi4
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>>51051686
For deep, committed loving.
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>>51053931
>Alternatively, the best Elves are the ones that have been dead for hundreds of years but were replaced by Yuan-Ti Purebloods to no one's notice. "Oh, it's your custom to bathe before meals in this big bronze snake bathtub? Okay, when in Elf-Land, I guess."

All of my yes. I'm stealing this.
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>>51054025
That is a draenei.
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>>51051975
>>51053152
>>51053219
>>51053163
That is hilarious! I knew Poles loved Cyberpunk 2020 but not that they would insert Easter Eggs about it into The Witcher.
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>>51054025
That's a Draenei/Eredar, son.

So much wasted potential on that front, all just to push some asspull redemption arc...
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>>51054060
Meh, same difference.
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>>51053219
>I miss Triss
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>>51054088
Yes, they sure do have a lot in common.
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>>51054061
It's not really that. CDProjekt will we making the Cyberpunk game so they threw one line of dialogue that could be about it into the third game but nothing confirms it.
It's not even an easter egg, just a little ambiguous reference.
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>>51054088
literally a space goat
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>>51052902
>tolkien elves overused
>NPC-only demigods that only spring into action when shit hits the fan

Hahahah, NO.

I personally make use of Tolkien elves. The only elves that are playable are either half-elves (counts as regular RPG elves) or lesser elves (counts as regular RPG half-elves).
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>>51054111
Episode 13 when? WHEN?!
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>>51054251
In the year 2050.
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>>51054251
>wanting more mujahideen elves
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>>51054062
Best thing to happen to warcraft porn though
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ultra heterosexual
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>>51054062
People like to complain about how it all started to go to shit in Wrath, but the whole retcon with the Draenei was probably the biggest red flag for me that they no longer gave a shit.
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>>51054180
Spacegoats-meets-Protoss, to be exact.

>>51054286
Not talking about the visual design but the lorebuilding and characterisation.

There is so much potential with a spacefaring race of eternal refugees, picking up bits and pieces of foreign cultures wherever they landed, eventually leading to a weird but endearingly bolted together ramshackle way of life.

What we got is basically star amish who have maintained the same social practices for literal millennia, but super lame because those practices are supposed to be the pinnacle of zen and moral supremacy, so there's negligibly little room for individuality in this hivemind race.

The irony is Blizzard wanted to give the alliance a "badass monster race", but they took away all the things that make a monster and gave the Big Blue a defanged, declawed ballonanimal.
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>>51051686
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>>51054472
I know that feel, bruv.

I find it astonishing how, compared to the development over the following expansions, the BC lore suddenly seems fairly reasonable to me now.
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>>51054242
>NPC-only demigods that only spring into action when shit hits the fan
Kinda yes and kinda no. Third Age elves are fairly tame, what with the whole world being diminished. Legolas wasn't that much greater than Aragorn, Boromir or Gimli and he was nowhere close to powerhouses like Glorfindel or Galadriel (who is entirely out competition but still).
Then again, Aragorn, Boromir and Gimli aren't supposed to be run off the mill fighters anyway
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>>51054500
ment for>>51054445
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>>51054472
Also their lore is a bunch of retcon over retcon
The first Draenei were in warcraft 3 and were ugly monster fighting against Demon
But then in WoW they are sexy space goat who are not corrupted eredar.
And then I don't remember well because I stop following warcraft lore so I might be wrong but I think that they changed who corrupted who between Sargeras and the eredar. At first it was him who was corrupted by them but after the draenei released in wow it was the opposite.

There is a reason that they aren't popular outside of porn
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>>51054500
I didn't even like BC that much, but by the time I had taken down the Lich King with my guild I wanted to go back.

>Hey, Arthas was totally evil and killed the good in him literally. Except he didn't according to these quests, the lich king did that, except he really did according to these other quests. Also thanks for forcing yourself through another trash book.
>Now that you've killed him, return this trinket he kept of Jaina, the women he loved, which would seemingly contradict that there was no more Arthas in the Lich King at all like we just went with three quests prior.
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>>51054445
>>51054062

>one line of Wc3 manual retconned
>OMG ITS AN OUTRAGE

No one bat an eye at 100x bigger retcons before or after.
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>>51051686
DAMNIT YOU KNOW WHICH KIND.

(spoiler)The one with the boobs.(/spoiler)
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>>51055014
>everything about this post
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>>51054888
>one line of Wc3 manual retconned

You mean several whole missions from Warcraft 3's expansion? Also the bigger recons are the ones that caused outrage, the small ones are the ones that were just red flags.
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>>51051686
Can I warm you up for some Space Elves, my friend?
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>>51055411

hot as fuck but those weapons are retarded
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>>51054062
>So much wasted potential on that front, all just to push some asspull redemption arc...
Thal'kiel should have destroyed Argus instead of trying to show off to Kil'jaeden and Velen
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Designer life ubermenche that month else's recognize the potential of the less them perfect templates they were built from, willing to mentor them into a natural evolution and even bowing if they might become superior to them, not perfectly unified, they are conflicted because their success was baked into their creation and their failures are all their own also all futa
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>>51051686
All this terrible taste!
Best elves coming through.
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Dead elves. Or sold into slavery. No elf PCs if you can't make a good case for it.
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>>51053510
Best elf is well prepared elf doing elf things.
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>>51055642
They're names as any other.
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>>51051686
Either Keeb's that make toys, bake cookies or try to sell you tea, or True Fae you avoid like Nurgle's Rot if you can help it. Maybe both at the same time.
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>>51055669
Wrong thread, sorry mate
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>>51051686
Zelda.
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>>51055411
How the fuck do these weapons even work? Does she punch you with them? Does she try to stab you with those silly points on the end? Are they supposed to be some sort of parrying tool or guard? Is that little thing sticking out the top a magazine and it's some sort of gun?

I'm so confused.
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>>51055812
Wide sweeping impractical motions?
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>>51055812
You can punch and slash, but mostly they lend themselves for parrying and blocking. Technically could also be used for stabbing if you get a good opening . What the protrusion is for I have no idea. But mostly the artist just thought that this looks cool while not giving one thought to the practicality.
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I've been planning a sidequest where the players must travel to the astral plane in search of a lost wizard after a teleportation malfunction. They'll be projecting themselves using a druid's herb collection, and through the transition there they'll make contact with machine elves. I think I like those guys more than anything else because usually "elf" means "excuse to write in my shit fetishes" to people.
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>>51055707

Yeah, when I was younger I just assumed that Link and Zelda were meant to be elves.
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>>51051828
>palette-swapped elves with new names aren't elves
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Original sin 2 has a weird looking elves.
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>>51051851
Expressive ears are the best. I just like their ears moving in response to emotions and such, like a dog's does, and bigger ears are better.

I'd show an example of what I mean but the only one I have on hand right now is porn.
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>>51056249
>dat grainlike muscles
>we want the woodworking crowd
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>>51051686
The tasty kind
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>>51052597
>>51053829
It seems to be one of those settings that's trying to be diverse, but there's no white people.
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elves in my setting live in a rainforest where they live in cities built into the trees/treetops. Dark brown skin, bright golden yellow eyes. Lot of wild magic wielders, druids, archers. Was thinking Cassowary-esque bird cavalry but fuck that.
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>>51052080
>>51052092
WE
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>>51056438

Uhh thats a human
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>>51053945
It broke something in me man. I just wanted a happy end for her...
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>>51056275
Here you go.
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>>51056275
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Yeah, haven't seen these two gifs in years.
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>>51051686

The purged kind.
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This fashionable girl, which is kind of like a a combination of a Tolkienian and a Christmas Elf. Of course I like them more chaotic at heart than the stoic Tolkien types.
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>>51054591
>>51054888
First, they're just a sidenote in the Warcraft RTS manual (don't remember whether Warcraft 1 or 2)

Then, they're campaign units in Warcraft 3, with visual design

In Vanilla, they're mobs in the Swamps of Sorrows

In BC, that's where the retcon about them being Eredar and the ugly Draenei being mutants comes from. I don't as much mind the mutant part as the Eredar part, because that's really the part where it shows that Blizzard doesn't care. They took an established racial concept and wanted to expand upon it, but conveniently forgot details about that racial concept and didn't bother to fact check, so they just wrote what their cocaine fuelled brainstorming brought up. That alone was bitter but we could have lived with it, I guess, not the first time the Dindu card was played. It's maybe a bit worse because it was DEMONS, not people, that got retconned, but w/e.

But then there's this enormeous shitheap of unnecessary upscaling, making the Draenei the eternal angelic enemies to Kil'jaeden, who at this point is the Satan of Warcraft Sargeras is a useless, lazy pile of shit, and the speartip against the Legion on Azeroth.

And that is, ultimately, what galls me personally about the Draenei in their current form: A race which should consist of the downtrodden, the exhausted, the spent remains of a fallen race of survivors with sometimes ambiguous morals is instead an enclave of cardboard cutouts of lawful goodness. They should be the epitome of cathartic tragedy, where a hard life breeds hard people, where the humility of resignation teaches you insightfulness and that leads to a surprising cheerful outlook on life. Instead, the summary of our favourite slutgoats reads like they have acquired all this knowledge simply because their resident senile grandfather talks to LED windchimes.

That's what I mean with wasted potential, and that's where I see Blizzard not caring as much as I'd like them to.
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>>51051828
Naiads and dryads are much more like elves than jotun.
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>>51057290

Original lore in WC3 manual

>eredar and nathrezim corrupted sargeras

New lore.

>nathrezim(whos entire thing is corruption and subversion) corrupted sargeras

And thats it. Even that retcon has been retconned away since S-dog is a good guy now who fights the void and eh doesnt afraid of anything.

We were just shown that some of the original eredar have survived, much like how Wc3 showed the orcs werent always assholes(and that got retconned in WoD too anyway)

>
And that is, ultimately, what galls me personally about the Draenei in their current form: A race which should consist of the downtrodden, the exhausted, the spent remains of a fallen race of survivors with sometimes ambiguous morals is instead an enclave of cardboard cutouts of lawful goodness. They should be the epitome of cathartic tragedy, where a hard life breeds hard people, where the humility of resignation teaches you insightfulness and that leads to a surprising cheerful outlook on life. Instead, the summary of our favourite slutgoats reads like they have acquired all this knowledge simply because their resident senile grandfather talks to LED windchimes.

Not everything has to be grimderp shit and cowled angsty anti-heroes 'teleporting behind u*

Also, their lore is actually pretty interesting and has tons of flavor in their quests but it was abandoned because of the incessant bitching instead of developing it further.
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>>51053617
Sometimes you get really good things out of giving your own spin. I mean, The Elder Scrolls is just that and it's an interesting and highly developed entity itself now.
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>>51057388
Original Eredar were demons, like Nathrezim, and demons are not people. Nobody in their right mind expected there to be "more" to their story - Eredar were assholes born of asshole radiative magic nightmare fuel and we were absolutely fine with it.

And even Nathrezim can't be relied upon to be upstanding demons, see Lothraxion.

>Not everything has to be grimderp shit and cowled angsty anti-heroes 'teleporting behind u*

Oh how I've been waiting for exactly this comment.

You see, I don't want grimdark or grimderp or edgy worldbuilding. I like variation. I like people being people. I much appreciate twists and turns and how individual lives will play out.

So I tried to make it as obvious as possible, but I do not want them to be grimdark - I want the setting's authors to fucking acknowledge that Draenei have had a shit life since the day Velen rejected Kim-il-jaeden's advances and not just handwave it with some moot sidenote and a bit of flavourtext. The Draenei, which literally translates to "refugee", have survival and being chased as the core of their racial identity, or should have at least, and that should be visible from every angle you look at them. Instead, shiny baubles, polished metalwalls of what we're told to be the wreckage of totallynot!Spaceships, Gothic plate armour and practicing a religion consisting of all the lame aspects of Jediism somehow have taken up a ridiculous importance.

Now mind you, this is all the summary text of their culture. I agree that questtexts, which is interaction on a personal level and first-hand experience, does quite a bit to alleviate the bad taste, however there's this lingering itch of "not enough", simply because the authors still operate from this racial summary of "THE good guys, man!".
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>>51053850
TES started out as a custom DnD campaign setting though.
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>>51057824

Guess you want grimdark rubbed in your face cause you didnt realize how their entire faction is subtle grimdark and manipulation. Remember the time when Velen planned out that whole shit about redeeming the entire blood elf race and adding them to the army of the light aganist their will?
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>>51057696
Oh absolutely. I've been more thinking about how worldbuilders will sometimes just throw their nets in literature about mythology, then mix and match names, figures and entities with only the briefest, if at all, connection to the original character.

So when I see a Gorgon who is just a not so roided up Warcraft orc, I am left wondering, until maybe later when either the nu-Gorgons are so well executed as player race that I just don't care anymore about the disassociation or further experience shows what I've been missing from just looking at the label here.

But when I see Dwarves being elves, I am still left wondering, but knowing a bit of the background myself, I am also appreciative of the people paying attention to the source material and then adding their original spin there.
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>>51057909
>The grimdark again

Apart from that: What other instance is there? And how can you honestly consider it grimdark when the outcome was all but positive for everybody involved except for the saturday morning cartoon villains? Because a dude with infinite wisdom pulled some strings? Yeah, not buying it duderino cappuccino.
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Then dont. Continue bitching about it.
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>>51058060
Wow you're a real buzzkill
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>>51058060
wow rude
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>>51052251
"Muh Silmarils" This expression indicates a Noldor's lack confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something he can not understand or respond to, Nolder mumble "muh Silmarils" or "muh Silmarils motherfucka." this is usually followed by kin-slaying and the making of oaths.
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>>51053711
>So, Christian is responsible for all the lame "kill elves" spamming
Oh, fuck off Virt. We all know you're responsible and you're just shifting the blame onto another retard.
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>>51051733
>>51052080
>>51052092
>>51052103
Naiads
Nomads
Gnomes
Goblins

Everything else is inferior
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>>51058305
The Ogres ain't bad.
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>>51051686
A dead one, obviously.
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>>51051686
As much as I loathe them, they usually take their place as the ancient long-lived race that's behind on the times but incredibly good at everything.

They just live in places that nobody would go to, so they're never really relevant.
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>>51051686
ubermensch, superior in every aspect but few in numbers and prideful to a fault
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>>51051828
>djinn
I can kind of see that one.

Have their own alternate world with a feudal social hierarchy not too dissimilar to Fairy Land.

Tend to be encountered out in the wilderness, arid wasteland in this case rather than primeval forest.

Don't like salt. Really don't like iron.

Mischievous at best and bloody mindedly malevolent more often.

Can be bartered with to an extent.

The more dealings you have with them the more like them you become.
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>>51051686
The kind built for breeding.
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>>51055936
>>51055859
>>51055812
That's a Newearl from PSO wielding daggers.

Daggers in PSO are more or less punching weapons and the "blade" is supposed to be a kind of ionized plasma (like a lightsaber) but with an edge for actual cutting.

tl;dr: It's SCIENCE-MAGIC I ain't gotta explain shit.
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I liked the elves of Dragon Age.
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>>51055411
Best class right there.
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>>51060029
What were they even like, they felt so uninteresting to me that I can't remember anything else about them other than that they were considered lesser than humans but the reason eludes me as well.
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>>51060079

Dalish - WE WUZ GODZ AND SHEEET

Slum - Got any jobs you need doing?
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>>51060079
Me too, their whole to me was them being the victims of other people while giving me nothing cool or interesting that would want to make me want to play them. I would usually go for the the elf in a game, but not in dragon age.
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>>51051686
A dead one.
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>>51060113
>>51060142
What bland shit.
Describes almost all of Dragon Age, really.
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>>51060157
I'm going to say now what everyone says about Dragon Age.

1st one was good. It was formulaic as all shit and took no risks but it was polished to a mirror shine and I enjoyed playing it.

Then it went shit.
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>>51060190
It was a good game, but its setting was still nothing interesting.
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>>51060229
This.
What I probably liked the most about the entire setting and plot combined was Morrigan
Everything else was either 'whatever' or 'okay I guess'
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>>51059814
>made of living flame encased in a thin membrane.
>Can be killed if some fucker spits a date stone through you.
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>>51051686

>Forgive me if I lapse into a bit of D&D, but when in doubt I usually go for whichever has the highest wisdom bonus and make a monk.

>When starting a new character, come to terms with the fact that your starting armor is going to suck and the DM is probably going to ambush you at some point. Maximize your Spot checks and take advantage of the fact that your wisdom score is now added to your armor class.

>Backstory, you were an elf who outlived a human friend and found solace in the monastic life. It doesn't have to be human, just as long as it is one of the shorter-lived races. Most of the mourning monks tend to be dark enough to focus on learning ninjutsu, but remember that you are not the party rogue.

>Rogue deals with the traps, you just spot them while also making sure the party won't be mind controlled. That means you take point, and be the meat shield for the rogue. Like the warrior but quieter, you guard them while they work their magic on the locks and traps.

You might end up getting killed like this, but stick with it until the party is at mid-level. Then you can start a mid-level character with some decent equipment. And don't play an elf this time, they're way too aloof and brooding to be any fun at the murderhobo table.
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>>51058335
Too muscly imo
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>>51052080
>Nomad female
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>>51052153
>>51052170

pic related

also

>>51053888
search youtube for 'wolfram'
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>>51051686
>Not a single one of those is a Japanese tiddy elf
No, French weeaboo fanfiction doesn't count.
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>>51061218
Because these are the worst elves.
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>>51058274
Them being the same person would not shock me, as both Christian and Virt are verified faggots of the lowest order.
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>>51060582
Gorgons are perfect.

Also promise to be less dindu and more "Yeah we do shit and it's not cool but guess what if we don't act like assholes our enemies will and we like our asses not killed or enslaved and shipped off, now bring me that chalice slave or I'll have you thrown into the dickwolf enclosure"
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>>51051686

Not so much into the keeber elves, but I think most of the tall lithe styles have a place in my games.
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>>51056957
It's just someone who wants to eat elves, got it?
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>>51052610
>Sensible
>revives dragon corpses in the shape of human girls for some giggles
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>>51061698
>mfw Laius will eat Marcille in the last chapter of Dungeon Meshi
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>>51054472
>The irony is Blizzard wanted to give the alliance a "badass monster race", but they took away all the things that make a monster and gave the Big Blue a defanged, declawed ballonanimal.
That really pissed me off when I first saw Burning Crusade. I loved the Draenei in WC3. The first time you encounter them, they are a broken and primitive but upright race fighting against demonic oppression. They are ugly as fuck but they can do tons of cool stuff. The mission where you use them to sneak into the black citadel and make use of their invisibility and spells is my all-time favorite mission in Warcraft. It would have been cool if the Alliance would have gotten some cool ugly underdog, instead of the Orcs being made into noble savages who only were made to do bad things because demons.
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>>51061218
Wrong board, dumbass
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>>51061879
I wouldn't have minded a slightly prettied-up version, but keep. The fucking. Culture. Everything else that makes a monster.

The fucking Blood Elves were more "monster" than the Draenei.
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>>51055411
>>51051686
if we're counting space elves, then mordesh should be worth mentioning at least.
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>>51051860

You are dumb.
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>>51051686
The dark, strange and otherwordly ones like Näcken (allthough he isnt really an elf) and similar beings from mythology and folklore who lure people into tragedy for their own alien reasons. Elves should be a warning and something you scare your children with. They should also have a certain mysterious pull which means that mankind is inately drawn towards them. It's only through civilisation and social pressure that we are capable to withstand their allure.

Basically elves should be dark yet alluring children of the forest.
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>>51062334
Please play wakfu
In the word of twelve there are no elves, Eva and Cleo are humans but look like elves because they worship an elven god
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>>51053850
You realize nothing it stopping you from saying all Drow are Dunmer and all other elves are unintellegent Chaotic Evil cannibals and shit right?

All fiction is 'a tabletop' thing, you can do whatever you want in tabletop.
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>>51062220
What are they from?
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>>51062549
Close enough to being elves.
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>>51051686
Deadly kind. Elves should be fearsome, fey creatures that brutally murder anyone who strays from the paths in forests, kidnap children and replace them with goblinoid changelings and set fire to human villages when they're bored.
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>>51063439
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>>51059814
For me the most important feature is that djinn are, like tolkien elves, another sentient specie made by the creator apart from humans. They're both different (and arguably better in pragmatical terms) but at the same time they're both "normal" "mortals".
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>>51062549

>They look like elves, act like elves, worship an elven diety, but because the writer didn't use the word Elf then they aren't elves.
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>>51063500
Stop projecting your fedora
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>>51063500
Are you a slav?
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>>51051686
feral elf is best elf
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>>51051828
orks and dwarfs too
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>>51063691
>fedora

I don't think that meme means what you think it means.
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>>51063757
You're bitter at society because your flaws and personal opinions isolate you, so you wish to have the power to randomly strike back?
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>>51063799
not him but I think the word you're looking for is "edge" then.
lurk more faget
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>>51063799
i've never read a description more insightful than that for >>51063834

Capping right away
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MAXIMUM EARS
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>>51063799
>>51063834
Not that anon, but I don't think that sort of elf is meant as a power fantasy, more as something to cower from in the night, something to make you hang a horseshoe on the door in the hope it wards them off.
They aren't supposed to be PCs, they represent the random destructiveness of nature and forces beyond man's ken
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>>51063690
They can change heir race/religion at will and have an underneth human form, plus they can have offsprings with any other race-religion and their children can come out as any race-religion.
They may look like X race but that has no biological function
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>>51062220
But they aint the space elf of Wildstar
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>>51063886
Build space elevator to live
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>>51051686
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>>51063939
>They can change heir race/religion at will
No they can't.
They are "locked in" so to speak at puberty. They can change before then, but after that they are stuck.
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The delinquent kind.
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>>51052716
This man knows what's up.
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>>51051686
Elves are just a different species of hominid that evolved adapted to life in dense forests rather than plains and savannas like humans.
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>>51056956
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
WE'LL ALWAYS STOP THIS MEME
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
THEN WE'LL FUCKING SCREAM
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>>51053766
Lorwyn, the evil self-obsessed nazis.

Objectively best elves.
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Eager and numerous.
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>>51064068
They're kind of two faces of the same coin though

Which is cool because they can be either narcissistic nazis or paladins of beauty, but they're never like the other elves who sit indifferently in their forests.
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Can't believe none of you have posted glorious best elves.

I'm disappointed brothers
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>>51056679
So? Like fuck if it bugs you so much photoshop one white you autist. Not to mention there are several characters here that look white.
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>>51054180
*steals it*
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>>51061766
So I'm confused - is it the sister, the dragon, or some kind of human/dragon mashup? She seemed to recognize her bro, so...
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>>51053510
Elf source?
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>>51052610
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>>51064213
Oh, right, those motherfuckers.

You know, it's eas to forget they exist when discussing elves, because sadly, Nuada is just a single well written character, when there are thousands of racial summaries out there.

But I agree. Extremist terrorist elves fighting for a prolonged survival and reclaiming their rightful clay are just so delicious.
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>>51053614
god have mercy on that artist for what they did to that poor elf's spine.
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The tree hugging kind.
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>>51063886
Why is Endless Legend so good?
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>>51064490
I like how well they nailed the "elf trifecta" so well with "one species of elf."

Got a good dose of high, dark, and wood elf with those guys.
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>>51063500
what is this?
I haven't been able to anything really
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>>51052051
Wealth beyond measure, Outlander. Dunmer are top tier.
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>>51064973
Because it has Broken Lords in it.
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>>51065974
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>>51063920
So why call them elves? Why not call them vampires, or goblins?
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>>51063886
>>51064973
>>51065974
>>51065994
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>>51067198
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>>51067209
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I always thought it would be neat to have elves like mongolians, huns and scythians depending on the type.
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>>51052103
>>51052092
>>51052080
>>51051733
I honestly do not mind these. It is someone's approach to real world races. Although it is a bit to tumblr for my tastes to want to use in a real game.
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>>51067417
That's how I do my orcs
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>>51067085
Because that was the description for elves until Tolkien changed it all over.
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>>51067724
Orcs should be russians
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>>51052595
>>51052636
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>>51068136
orcs should be tatars, humans would be Kievan Rus, and elves would be the danes/norsemen
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>>51067622
I like them also. Don't seem tumblr to me.
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>>51051686
>Best elf is actually a half-elf
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>>51051686
The aloof, no-nonsense and professional, but ultimately down to earth and surprisingly warm during those long, cold nights kind.

Also male.
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My preference is elves being generally superior.
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>>51060157
>>51060190
>>51060229
Dwarf culture in DA1 was pretty cool, in my opinion.
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>>51063945
Wait, what would be the space elves then? Eldan?

>>51063426
Wildstar, pretty dang fun f2p mmorpg in space.
Best way to think of it is Jak & Daxter in space. Eco is Primal Energy, Precursors are Eldan and that's literally the only change.
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>>51051686
I like wood elves, in a sort of an alien, reclusive people who aren't savages or primitives, but never went on to settle in massive agricultural societies because they were averse to living in large groups, and never assimilated into other civilizations because they found nothing they offered appealing. So while the dwarves dig greedily and deep and humans go between Istanbul and Constantinople accentuated by cannonfire, wood elves just come out once in a blue moon to trade for modern medical supplies and inspire consuming homolust in poets.
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>>51055411
Mags are love, Mags are life.
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>>51067622
You only see tumblr because you've learned to think of it as some all pervasive bogeyman.
Those are okay, they're not pushing some ludicrous agenda because, while based on real world, they present all kinds of features of fantasy racial differences and bodytypes.
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>>51068809
The Dwarven culture and the Elven origins from DA1 were both baller as hell.

Haters gonna hate.
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>>51052080
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>>51068809
Dwarf Culture was like this weird mishmash of India and Byzantium. It was cool.
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>>51060190
The first one spent 6 years in development. It shows in the polish of how the story flows, but the engine was a bit crusty by then.
DA2 had potential, but was ruined by keeping the same old engine.
DAI had even more potential but was ruined by a lackluster antagonist and no growing threat and too much tumblr inserted into it.
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>>51069670
2 was originally supposed to be an expansion just as Awakening was but EA was being EA.
Although Bioware had went to shit too by then so we would have just got mostly the same shit we got anyway.
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>>51069704
DA2 had the setup to be Grand Theft Auto: Kirkwall
But it scrapped so much of the rise to power Hawke goes through just to TELL you that things happened. That is literal literary poison to do shit like that.
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>>51062019
if you include the Sunfury, Blood Elves are monstrous than most of the races in game, especially playable ones
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>keebler elves

Unusually powerful magic users that spend almost all of their energy on frivolous uses but no one can fuck with them because they have amassed some magical weapons of mass destruction to deal with those who might try to hinder their cookie baking efforts
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>>51051686
The only good elf
IS A DEAD ELF
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>>51064089
I remember this thread. was a good thread.
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edgelord elves
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>>51069419
The magic was pretty neat as well. Okay it's nothing that hasn't been done before but it had nice hints at something more and did the whole "risky demon magic" thing rather well.
But then it turned out that every single mystery was elves.
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>>51070027
And no one cares if you go through the whole game spraying blood every time you cast a big spell. And if you don't like a demon you can just curbstomp it like you would a bandit.

And the hats were terrible.
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>>51061766
>>51064467
Her actions are those of justice.
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>>51068974
Luminai
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>>51070487
...yeah I see see where you're coming from there. Mordesh can be dark elves then maybe.
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>>51067417
So, three mostly culturally unrelated peoples (specially scythians) that lived similar lifestyles due to geography? Sounds a bit lame famalam.

I would rather get elves that are turks, mongols and manchus (for example). Or scythians, persians and indians but I'm sure that what you wanted is the steppe vibe.
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>>51051686
Culturally not!Russians with looong ears and a lot of fair folk influence of the wild hunt and children stealing variety.
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>>51064459
20% sister, 80% dragon. There's a reason blood magic was forbidden.
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Yo, where are all the Drow bitches at?!
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>>51070987
It's closer to 60/40 in the sisters favour. It's just that the dark elf is using magic to give the dragon dominance due to the fact that she's made of its flesh
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>>51053927
Except that their petroleum supply is running out, especially compared to other areas of the world?

If you'd said Texas or the Middle East that'd be one thing but even for a Eurocentric view that's just myopic.
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>>51064041
Wrong. You want to see an arboreal HOMININ, you look at ardipithecus. You want to see an arboreal HOMINID, you look at extant apes.
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>>51070762
>Amalur Alfar
I'm sure I remember them wrong but those two priestesses who abducted that one Fae to absorb his powers were thiccccccccccc
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>>51069808
Exactly.

The plan was to give the Horde a pretty race and the alliance a monster race.

What happened was that the Horde got another monstrous race with the only difference being that now entry level faggots could fap and shlick to them as opposed to thicc orcs and lasciviously long legged tauren, and the alliance got a half-assed attempt that is now good for porn if literally nothing else.

So, in essence, BC's release was the day that R34 was forever changed.
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>>51072737
There was only one bodytype in the entirety of Amalurs world, however it was called.
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>>51072845
My dick was happy though
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>>51051686
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
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>>51052103
>West goblin female
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>>51051916
It's a reference to the dark elves of Nordic myth, you fucking retard.
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>>51051686
A dead one.
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>>51060190
>>51060229
>>51060263
>>51069670
>DA:I
>not good
Pick one and only one.

Seriously though, if the worst people can say it that it was "too tumblr" (what, cause half the main cast was gay?), then that sounds like the usual bullshit excuses to hate on something that I've come to expect from 4chan.
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>>51071203

I was thinking the same thing.
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>>51073717
Inquisition was horribly boring with unengaging combat and gameplay, though admittedly bettered from 2, uninteresting setting and plot whose effect was watered down by including yet again an uninteresting threat.
It was a repetitive single player mmorpg.
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>>51073793
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>>51073793
That's just a regular dark elf.
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>>51073717
Don't know, just saw a video of Sera and was puking all over, so I decided that it would not be good for my health.
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>>51072476
Evolution finds different solutions to similar problems.
You really think if human hominids started living in trees again they'd just go back to looking like the apes they descended from?
Not necessarily.
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>>51056679
>no white people
Except the nomads, who obviously are
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>>51073837
I just realized most "drow" images I have gives them blue eyes.
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>>51054591
>And then I don't remember well because I stop following warcraft lore
Also this.

When it became apparent that Warcraft was willing to retcon their Lore just to release its next expansion (and was basically doing that every expansion), I stopped caring about the Lore.

Which is too bad, because it's actually fairly good before they started that shit.
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>>51073888
White people don't have slant eyes like that. Clearly another variation of Asian.
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>>51072859
Then I'm pretty sure the clothing they were wearing was what made them look absolutely THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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>>51070085
>And the hats were terrible.
You didn't like the Inquisitor's Hat!? That was the one hat I wished would show up during the conversations.

Just imagine this tough bastard throwing lightning at you while wearing the pimpinist hat in all of Thedas.
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>>51051969

I laughed way too hard, thanks for that
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>>51064089
This is fantastic!
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>>51072885
So was mine.
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>>51073813
To each his own, but I didn't find it all that repetitive or boring, and found the story quite interesting. Maybe playing a Mage, with all the flashy spells, makes a difference

Not sure how "crazy wizard who wants to tear open the barrier between worlds" is uninteresting as well. Especially when they managed to tie the 3 games stories together quite well and in such a way that wasn't hamfisted, or completely ignoring previous games, like most sequels to.

>>51073863
>Sera
Were you triggered that much by the gay tomboy with the bad haircut? She's one of the comic-relief characters ya know. Also, for the record, you can tell her to fuck off when you first meet her, and then she won't be around the rest of the game. Hell, you can tell her to get lost at any time you visit your main 'base'.
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>>51073997
Knew someone would say something this retarded despite literally everything else about their appearance pegging them as white people.

Eyes are oval shaped anyway, and their eyes aren't very 'slanty' in the picutre, especially when you compare them to the eyes of the rest of the artists' drawings. Because art style plays a big part in how people's work turns out.

Also, eyes are oval shapes naturally, and their eyes aren't very 'slanty'.
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>>51052547
Giant is a misnomer though, the actual translation of jotun was something more like "devourer"
How they came to be called "giants" in English has to do with like Greek language and the bible and shit
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>>51074412
I was more triggered by her annoying way of talking and goblinoid facial features. I know that you can tell her to fuck off, but she didn't present her game in a favorable light.
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>>51056679
The goblins are clearly gaelic, what are you talking about?
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>>51051733
>Purple aliens
>THE WHITEST
>Azn aliens
>Blue Aliens (possibly Tau crossbreeds)
>>51052080
>Bara and thicc Mongolians
>Sub-Saharan Africans
>Crossdressing Asians
>Egyptians but don't you dare state they're anything else but black
>>51052092
>Scandies but women are hairy lol
>Italians, women are hairy but that's nothing unusual
>Nippon aliens
>Some more Sub-Saharan Africanoes, but now in shortstack
>>51052103
>Blue Horde
>Gingers
>WhatifFelOrcsAndZandaliHadABaby
>Garrdolf's Übermensch

If you get triggered by DIVERSITY, avoid this setting like the plague. If you get triggered by "Muh races are" descriptions, avoid like the plague. just avoid like the plague alltogether and fap to that thicc mongolian.
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>>51074412
Just because the game gives you the option to tell Sera to fuck off doesn't forgive the fact that they thought it was worth it to put in a character that was worth telling to fuck off on your first encounter with them.
I had to force myself to not tell her to fuck off in the first encounter because it was the first play through. Maybe she'd get better. Nope. Never fucking did.
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>>51073180
No one said elves are bad, either.
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