CYOA /cyoag/

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Shoot, forgot the real CYOA !

>>51006176
Is it gay if you claim an author as your waifu, but later it turns out that this particular author is actually male?

>>51006340
Since all authors are women, no.
Even our two gay authors are actually women.

>>51006176
WHICH THREAD DO WE USE AAAAAAH

>>51006454
THIS ONE

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>>51006176
>>51006095
Why can't we start a new thread properly for once?

>>51006458
The other thread is older, so let's go there.

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So I was recently a dumbo and Had my half my computer killed on nye. My hard drive being one of them.

Anyone have that "space abduction" one. Its an all black background. MULTIPLE pages and each race has 2 options. But I cant seem to find it.

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>>51006549
One of the parts* killed.

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>>51006602

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>>51006621

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>>51006641

>>51006472
Why can't you start a new thread properly for once?

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>>51006673

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>>51006390
Highlander is legitimately a gay woman though. Though Quiet is gay and into traps.

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>>51006722

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>>51006549
This one?

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>>51006747

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>>51006676
I did start a new thread without any issue a number of times. The reason I didn't do it now is because I'm not always here to do so.
How hard is it to check if someone made a new thread before you, anyway?

>>51006722
I don't believe you. Did "she" post pics?

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Another working prototype of the SW CYOA

Added a "ship" section and started on "quests and obligations"

Tell me what you think

>>51006390
I'm a guy

>>51006820
Do it moar or quit crying.
You're why we can't have nice things. Why you gotta be so un-nice?

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>>51006767
>>51006747
That was definatly it. Thank you. Have one of my other Faves. Though it is mos likely outdated.

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>>51006936

>>51006722
>>51006744

Wish you'd stop posting this shit every thread. No one is posting builds for it.

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>>51006948

>>51006919
Just for you, anon, I'll do my best.
But you're wrong. The reason we can't have nice things is just that some people lack even the capability to make threads on a Sumerian clay tablet forum.

>>51006966
>stop posting cyoas in a cyoa thread

I never understood this attitude.

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After this is mystery.

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secret box whatever

>>51006602
What's the effective distance for psychic powers? I'm guessing relatively close line of sight since they're suppose to be minor.
How do talents compare to skills?

>>51006621
Just how hard would it be to acquire more Reichardt 6 grenades?

>>51006984
It's a waste of space to post the same cyoa over and over and over and over when it gets 0 builds. It's tedious to look at and have to bypass every single time.

>>51006978
Teach me senpai <3 Will "proper threads" make cyoa great again?

>>51006966
>stop posting this every thread
>the only CYOAs I've posted in the past week is Most Wanted in this and the last thread
>and TT this thread

Nice try, autist.

>>51007000
This is the old, outdated version.

>>51007013
It's a waste of space to post the same arguments over and over when it gets 0 results, but that hasn't stopped you.

>>51007037
I Was afraid so.

>>51007013
But we have unlimited space, every time a thread goes 404 or autosages, we can just make another one.

>>51006722
>>51006744

Background
>The Darkness; Free Floating Drone

Little Things...
>Forever Alone (x4) (+2000 Credits)
>I don't need no Governa's dalla! (x10) (-4000 Credits)
>Knee-Breaker (+1000 Credits)
>Harbinger (+1000 Credits)
>Philosophical Aspects (+200 Credits)
>Decadent (+200 Credits)
>Can't Wake Up Inside (+500 Credits)
>Minor (+500 Credits)

Skills, Perks & Traits
>Silver tongue
>Religious Studies
>Biological Adept
>Advanced Tech Understanding
>Ethereal Mastery (Supernal Magic)
>Field Leader: Acanthus
>Adokori
>Fourth Wall Awareness
>Poetic
>AI Expert
>TechnoMage
>Mechanical Adept
>Mathematical Genius
>Explorer

Clothing
>Traveller Leathers Upgrade
>Tartan Cloak (50)
>Traveller's Medinah Scarf (100)

Weapons
>Yuta Brace Upgrade 1
>Bolter Pistol (400)
>Weapon Enhancements (Ammunition Variants) (435)
>Knick-knacks
>Pegs
>Basic Survival Kit
>Basic Bag
>ID Card
>Hover Bike
>Mechanical Transfusion
>Magical Protection Vestments (485)
>Witching Bottle (505)
>Psychic Paper (525)
>Multiversal Timekeeper (575)
>Mathery Travellers Encyclopedia Vol 1-8324 (595)
>Overclocked Telken-Chip (1095)
>Abstracted Shoggoth Minor (1195)
>Bottomless Bag (1295)
>Internal Sustenance Model (1495)
>Universal Traveller Markers (1505)
>Ring of Dispel (1655)
>Traveller Corpse Soap (1705)
>Spirit Bonding Charms (1805)
>Low Level Adrig Manipulator (1825)
>Spirit Walk Components (2025)
>24HR Multi-Reality News Feed (2045)
>Internal Weaponry Module (2345)
>Muscle Memory Modules (2645)
>Organ Replacement (Mechanical brain ) (2695)
>Gene-Mod Equipment (3195)
>Shattered Yith Conscious (3395)
>Custom Period Clothes (4000)

>>51007013
You mean like the Meta CYOAs, the inevitable lewd CYOAs, anything by Italics, Monster Hunter, anything about picking an author, the Shipfu CYOA, Angel/Devil Roommate, etc?

Factions
>True Travelers

Covenants
>The Temple of Great Holy Light

Allies
>Captain Grahm, Explorer of the Deep

Home District
>Free Traveller- The Road Never ends ...

Hubworlds
>Free Traveler

Panic Buttons
>The God

Singularity-seeking ego that found himself lost after crossing one too many Pandora gates
While alone out there in the void, messing around in VR coupled with deep meditation and a few psychotic breaks helped him take his first baby steps towards magic while also giving him some new perspectives on reality

Treats bodies the same way others treat clothes/vehicles and has biomorphs ranging from human+ to tyranid bio-horrors and even stranger forms. His synthmorphs have just as much variety. Keeps them in his bag of holding for quick switching
Likes to be infuriatingly vague/cryptic/poetic in both word and action when around non-travellers. Finds this hilarious but is more straightforward with travellers around

Vacillates between long stretches of unapologetic hedonism and introspection/meditation on the myriad truths of the multiverse. Often tries to combine both behaviors but so far remains unsuccessful. Is much better at mixing his scientific and magical aptitudes
Suffers from incurable wanderlust and exploring the multiverse will always be his main driving force. Deepening his scientific/ethereal knowledge comes a close second
Can be convinced to stay in one place to fight or hang out for a while but will grow bored/restless eventually and move on
Even so, can always be counted on to have your back though not always in a very straightforward fashion

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>>51006695

Charges
>Fraud (Pitch Man, Fool Me Once & Expert Seduction)

Drawbacks
>Public Enemy, Compulsion, Notorious

Expert Talents(3)
>Charm, Bluffing, Strategy

Advanced Talents(8)
>Diplomacy, Chameleon, Disguise, Hacking, Science, Small Unit Tactics, Escape, Piloting

Basic Talents(9)
>Small Arms, Evasion, Acrobatics, Flight, Biomechanics, Mechanics, Leadership, Explosives, Driving

Perks
>Psychic, Augmented, Experienced, Storied Past

Weapons
>Reichardt 6, Polaris, Guide Book

Cybernetics
>Ocular Implant, Dermal Transplant, Neural Enhancer, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Refined Digestion, Audial Implant, Vocal Modifier, Cosmetics

Crew Equipment
>Combat Stims, Fake ID, Wardrobe

Ship
>Explorer with Cloak, EMP Shielding & Sensors

Location
>Independent

Pursuer
>Melanie Krauss & Amy Robbins

Crew
>Amelia Young (Engineer)
>Leah Easton (Muscle)
>Hector Park (Muscle)
>Luisa Ossani (Hacker/Drone Support)
>Sila Demir (Infiltrator)
>Sarah Jolly (Combat Medic)
>Erlea Barrios (Support Face)

>>51007035
Were you born stupid? Traveller has been in every thread since before December, regardless of if you posted it or not.

>>51007043
First time I've posted this argument. For the fact that others have means they too are tired of that crap.

>>51007064
Yeah ship and sda's waifu cyoa has gotten old too. People should try posting older cyoas that new people may not have seen. MH just got updated so of course it's going to get talked about and posted.

Is everyone so braindead that all they can post is the same old shit over and over and over and over? Small wonder these threads become nothing but shitposting.

>>51007064
What cyoas aren't waste of space dear God-emperor of cyoa-general?

>>51007139
Probably cyoas you have never heard about, because its too underground.

>>51007139
Try anything that hasn't been posted in awhile. Try any new content. Try cyoas people actually talk about and post builds. You have a brain, use it.

>>51007125

Unrepentant conman, thief, mercenary, shadowrunner, etc. I'm the party mastermind, face, pre-run hacker and pilot. Picked these mostly cause those are the roll I like most, but also cause I trust no one else to do them but me(Piloting especially). Ideally, I want to be let in through the front doors, led to the prize by the owner themselves, Have them hand me everything I want on a silver platter all the while thinking what a sucker I am. This means I'm all about knowing as much as possible about the job as well as the world I live in(that's where being a hacker and having the guide come in) and having as many options/plans/back-up plans/contingencies available to me as possible(all that ware, the bombs and the stims that I can make more of). If I'm doing it right, my ship should never see combat that isn't on my terms and a foregone conclusion.

For my companions, seeing as I'm not the gun-fu type, I picked loyal muscles that'll do what I tell them, when I tell them. It'll be a point of pride to make sure they stay relatively bored on the job and Erlea can hopefully help ease Leah softly into her inevitable breakdown as well as reign in Amelia and her ego. And when she's not being team mom, she's also there to be where I'm not and make sure the plan goes off smoothly. Luisa is our on-the-job hacker and drone specialist and Sila gets into the places whose doors I can't have others gladly open for me. Sarah is my back-up muscle and is useful when shit hits the fan.

>>51007139
No CYOA is a waste of space. I was just pointing out that using builds as an indicator is pointless because half the shit posted never gets builds.

>>51007164

I'm honestly hoping to have a pretty interesting relationship with my pursuers or at least with Melanie. I'm thinking someone who's almost always caught in the middle of some scheme or other I've got going, even when she manages to capture me(Especially then with it all being according to keikaku, or a bluff). I'll even leave her nicely wrapped consolation prizes in my wake or in her way(infamous, monstrous and unrepentant fugitives and criminals mostly) or manipulate her into solving some pretty fucked up situations. It'll be pretty funny to have her superiors calling to congratulate her about yet another heroic deed/capture only to remind her again that she's there to capture me and my crew, not save/fix the universe.

>>51007157
why don't you post them?

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>>51007171
And it's 99% common reposts, so big surprise there. Lurkers might find something good if people posted other cyoas instead of the same crap every damn thread.

Here's something that hasn't been in a cyoag thread yet.

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>>51007000
Ishtar+Demeter forever

>>51007186
I do and just did. Why don't you post some that haven't been seen in some time and contribute too?

>>51007157
I can't control what people make build for God-emperor of cyoa-general. Only you know Oh wise one.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12018288
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018291
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018292
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018294
http://www.strawpoll.me/12018295

If you haven't already voted, vote now.

>>51007221
You can stop being part of the problem, oh smarmy, dense one.

>>51007198
>Netscape
>Corel draw

>>51007244
I don't give a fuck about Africa.

Yeah guys, only post new content. We have an infinite supply of those.

>>51007198
I'd probably go MS-Dos for the ability to find stuff and teleporting around and Corel Draw.

The Sim one is really tempting though as any land you build on you now own.

>>51007295
Liiife in Kenya, zabadeezabada

>>51007251
How am I being a problem Oh Lord? I wish nothing but to please (You).
I am too afraid of upsetting (You) by posting a cyoa that is a waste of space.
>>51007307
How dare thee speak in such ill manner of our Lord!!! Thou shallt not post unless to sacrifice OC to our Lord!!

>>51007295
> Horn of Africa
If you're gonna shitpost, do it properly.

>>51007307
Man I got SOoo butthurt that someone dissed posting my angel/devil waifu cyoa that imma make me some stupid statements.

>>51006602
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>>51006641
>>51006673
>>51006695
Repostin build

>Charges
Lewd Behavior, Expert Seduction

>Talents
Expert- Charm, Improvised Weapons, Empathy
Advanced- Survival, Science, Strategy, EVA, Small Arms, Stealth
Basic- Anthropology, Explosives, Melee, Stamina, Maintenance, Internal Defense, Tracking, Languages, Medicine

>Perks
Budget Cuts, Fully Manned

>Equipment
Lukashenko E17, Intruder, Polaris, Guide Book, Skeletal Reinforcement, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Audial Implant, Multi-Tool Arm Replacement

>Crew Equipment
EVA suits, Weaponry, Wardrobe

>Ship
Unknown

>Ship Extras
Hydroponics, Sick Bay, Ship AI

>Location
Lawless Space

>Pursuer
Melani Krauss

>Crew (+2 with Perk)
Mary Palmer, Mechanic
Lydie Chastain, Hacker
William Haywood, Doctor
Nick Wells, Pilot
Jesse Pool, Hydroponics and Botany
Gustaf Seidel, Combat
Debby Benson, Combat
Ed Butler, Combat
Julie Southren, Morale

>>51007346
A ragtag group who will never operate as a unit, each member of the crew has a unique niche that will help us survive on the edge of space.

Nick Wells may be the odd man out in this group of scrappy misfits, but he may be the only one who we can trust to fly the Unknown Ship. On the same note, I hope Mary and Lydia aren't too out of their depth with this alien tech. The AI should serve to keep them all abreast on how this ship works...if we can trust it.

William Haywood may not have many years left in him, but maybe he can bring Jesse Pool out of his shell enough to teach him a thing or two. Regardless, Jesse should keep our hydroponics running smoothly. Maybe the Advanced Med Bay and Alien Hydroponics would render these crew members obsolete, but I trust them to not only adapt to the tech, but learn how to take full advantage of it beyond it's basic capabilities and understand how this Unknown ship's facilities really work.

The combat members of the team are all about hit and run tactics, no coordinated squad movement or plans. This is necessary since I'm not much of a planner, hence my penchant for improvised weapons and talking my way out of things.

Julie Southren's job is to keep the crew from going insane on this alien vessel with tech we don't quite understand, as well as keeping this odd company from being at each other's throats.

Science, sex, adventure!

>>51007326
I repeat, I don't give a fuck about Africa.

>>51007372
Then don't vote senpai.

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>>51006176
Posting my only OC.

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>>51007342
Oh, lesser form of me. If only you could understand what it is to be at my level of purity--I have transcended the emotion of anger.

I'm just saying, we have an infinite amount of authors working on good content right now. Haven't I tasked you so with one?

Where is it?

>>51007409
Make more stuff!

>>51007244
>touhou is winning

I have never been more disappointed in you faggots.

>>51006875
I think you should have a choice of what kind of ship from tiny courier ship to cargo hauler to freighter to frigate.

Ship upgrades should have better descriptions, just saying advanced weapons leaves a lot to interpretation.

Obligations could use some polishing but help add to the story you make, so that's good.

>>51007372
I didn't and told why.

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>>51007444
I voted for the demagogue CYOA so don't blame me, friend.

>>51007444
>expecting people from a anonymous image board who's sole purpose is to carter to anime discussion to not pick the most anime option

You're an disappointment.

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>>51007488
[blaming intensifies]

>>51007409
>Technocracy
Always had a thing for kuuderes and it's the best "ideology".

>>51007409
>No titty-beasts
Technocracy.

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>>51007511
I tried.

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>>51007423
>SDA sempai will never tell you to make a CYOA for him
>you will never work your hardest, not doing anything else for weeks working on it
>you will never create the best CYOA you ever could, your magnum opus, the last thing you do before forever retiring
>you will never hear SDA say "meh, not bad, this could be better", and the whole process starts over again

>>51007555
>wanting to impress SDA instead of Highlander-senpai
>picking the worst authorfu

Geez anon, how pleb can you be?

Can anyione post the update of Monster hunter. Couldn't save it when it was released.

>>51007607
It's getting updated again, you don't need it.

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>>51006936
Here, I'll post the new one for you.

>>51007651
>usedgoods.jpg

Definitely what the thread needed.

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>>51007555
SDA, you're doing it wrong. When someone puts their heart & soul into something for your sake, you're supposed to shower them with hugs and headpats to return the affection. Criticisms are fine, but the most principle response should be gratitude.

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>>51007691

>>51007444
>>51007488
Don't worry, I'll probably be doing more then one of these as I just need to finish them up while I work on HOA and Traveller. I think the top three with possibly another one will get cleaned up and posted.

>>51007382
In his lust for (you) he replied to himself. Magnificent.

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>>51007754

Than you for the update version kind anon

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>>51007780
Don't mention it, friend. This is the last page, by the way.

>>51006549
Miki
Gumi
Natsumi
Anya

Weather
Winter
Fatigue

We can probably get by weather and winter with planning and camp/survival skills, which will allow us, if we aren't late, to don't starve our way through this. Gummi should deal with the fatigue I think.

Knife
Rope
First Aid Kit

Cabin

With the help of the ghost, crafting skills and sailing skills, we should be able to escape somehow, one day. Then we will settle down and open a TAVERN. Gumi will provide a tiny bit of water since it makes people refreshed and all and it will make the tavern famous. Anya can be a waitress and try not to drink everything and share a bit of rhum. Natsumi will be in charge of making it profitable and Mikki and me, well, I don't know, cooking/cleaning maybe ? Tending to the rooms ? Shit I would do as well since we don't have special tavern skills. I don't want to venture on I want to enjoy the harem gdi.

>>51007712
when will the updated companion sheet be out?

>>51007198
>NETSCAPE
>COREL DRAW

Hahahaha! I am of having the power!

>>51007872
I'm holding off for the time being until I get to a point where I'll have a few hours for posting. So I have no idea.

>>51006176
>Bride
Lilibeth. I'm really tempted to go for Libbie or Magdalena, but I'd like to get something done once in a while. I'm a scientist at heart.

>Symbol of Office
The Ring. I don't intend on fighting too much and if I do, it'll be some sneaky shit

>Form
Mirror

>Estate
Hightower. Science, bitches.

>Vampire Country
Blood Clouds, Blood Springs, Scenic, Rich. I only choose rich so we can study those so called mysterious gems. Bloodsprings will sustain us and we will have great celebration in the event of blood clouds. Scenic is here to make my world look good.

>Neighbors
Werewolves, Dreams, Trolls. Totally didn't pick based on the girls. Regardless, all of those can bring new resources and design to my opulent kingdom.

>>51007409
Monarchy. With the ear of the Queen of the World, I might well be able to preserve this planet, rather than whispering a vague plan into the ears of people with no reason to trust me that might sacrifice all but the barest few lives for a chance to get the rest murdered by aliens.

>>51007581
Because I'm still only halfway through Traveller. I kinda gave up on the companions since I can't pick one anyway.
>>51007684
That's not what SDA does. He's supposed to ignite my fire, my passion. Then deny me affection so I need to work EVEN harder!

>>51007481
>ERASER (Hatred)
>EASYMODE

I've either saved us all or doomed us all, and there's only one way to find out which.

>>51007825
>Not posting the updated mystery box

>>51007914
Well actually, though the wording is a biiit vague, the reformation of society that occurs is only within /your/ society, not the whole world.

>>51007952
Curses! Foiled again!

Maybe I could still make this work but it'd take a lot longer. Still, King-Consort of [whatever we'd call the US if it was a monarchy] isn't a bad place to be.

>>51006176
is the werewolf version done?

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>>51007944
But Anon, there isn't one. Yaweh got axed in favor of Asherah in the new version. Here's what you're looking for, though.

>>51008033
He was going to do a fairy version first, and nope.

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>>51006602
>Charges
War Crimes [Tyrant]

>Talents
-Basic
Small Arms
Strategy
Flight
Tracking
Traps
Charm
Intimidation
Seduction
Performance

-Advanced
Leadership
Boarding
Piloting
Escape
Durability
Drones

-Expert
Bluffing
Public Speaking
Small Unit Tactics

>Perks
Advanced Ship
Well Stocked
Fully Manned

>Drawbacks
Celebrity

>Personal Equipment
-Weapons
TCS A-08
Archimedes' Mirror
Reichardt 6

-Equipment
Regulator
Overseer
Valiant
Survival Gear
Medical Kit
Bulwark

>Crew Equipment
Energy Weapons
Security Gear
Combat Stims
Spare Parts
Weaponry

>Ship
Destroyer

Fighter
Support Craft
APC
Grapple
Sensors

>Location
Alliance

>Pursuer
Frank Kirkland

>Companions
Regan Tuttle
Nigel Becker
Dawn Greiner
Erlea Barrios
Kazuo Yano
Olivia Pope
Hank Alexander

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. "

>>51007969
Well since the USA doesn't imply any form of government except that its states are united, I think a monarchy called the USA could work as is.

>>51008067
>>51007000
>>51007944
?

>>51008096
I tried to pick the most insane out of all the companions for Zap, or at least the most likely ones to team up with him.

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>>51008125
Don't give me the question mark, Anon. What is it? Are you wondering about the differences between the two or something?

>>51007919
That just sounds mean. I'd never do that. Can't you be motivated by a taste of honey instead?

>>51007409

1. Take Socialism.
2. Become an industrial magnate through amazing HR/project management skills.
3. Become stinking rich.

Suck it Marx.

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Stop posting lewd CYOAs.

>>51008253 here
disregard what I just said I am a fag

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Fantasy Shop CYOA when?

>>51008262 here
disregard what I just said about what I just said, I am a double fag

>>51006549
>>51006570
>Girls
Kau, hunting, combat, and primal fun
Gumi, more combat, water is vital, but I would like to protect my anus
Estelar, spiritual and danger sense could be useful, sexy vacant person, not a drain on resources
Shina, good health, useful research for the predicament and covers the other spectrum Estelar doesn't. Still concerned about how this could also lead to my anus being messed with, but let's be practical here

>Challenges
Unknown, mystery to keep us busy
Weather, I'm a sucker for a stormy island
Fatigue, more cuddle time

>Item
Knife and rope. Versatile!

>Mystery Item
Cabin. Not turning down shelter. Besides, I know how to fix shit up

>Mystery Reveal
Ghost grill. I'm totally cool with this. Also, a sleepless lookout.

>Epilogue
My harem mostly agrees to venture on. And, I believe that Estelar will allow me to take Ghost Grill with us. I would feel terrible leaving her, so that's not an issue at all.

We will go on foot and we will go on quests, eventually creating our own guild and making our own base. Maybe it's because I just watched "Is It Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon", but questing and building a little family sounds nice. I'm also a huge fan of RPG base building and it sounds like we could do that. We do have two good combatants, a scientist for data, health, and tech shit, as well as a Ghost and spiritual person who could probably learn magic. My choices to be survivable and mystery solving have left us a unique opportunity to be a balanced party

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>>51008262
>>51008288
disregard what I just said, I am a triple fag

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>>51008279
3 days ago

>>51008279
That blackhole looks dangerous

>>51008253
>>51008262
>>51008288
>>51008310
Also disregard that, I suck cocks.

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>>51008253
Is this one alright?

>>51008314
It's a Sarlacc Pit, the Sarlacc is going through an emo phase.

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>>51008326

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>>51008311
I liked it but its too general and bland with stock icon images. 2/10 for effort, 6/10 enjoyment.

>>51008243
But anon I don't deserve honey until I make something good.

>>51008253
Did anyone post any ITT?

>>51008324
>>51008310
>>51008288
disregard that, I am gay

>>51008357
That's not true! It is the love you put in that counts. I'd pour as much honey on you as you want just for trying. And then you'll try again the next day if you want more. People need rewards.

>>51008253
I would dump lewd CYOAs, but I'm on my phone right now. So I guess that makes you lucky.

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post lewd cyoas in /d/

>>51007428
I'm also here. Your blockers mean nothing to me.

>>51008511
Most of them were made here and CYOAs are banned on /d/. Get over it, fatty.

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don't post lewd cyoas. Except this one I just posted. This one's good

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post good cyoas

>>51008511
That would lead the scum over at /d/ here, then we'd have even more slut life shit.

>>51008556
>Tanks don't care about birthdays
I'll make it care my man. I know all about machine spirit birthday ceremonies. IT WON'T LEAVE ME AFTER THIS!!!!

>It's an autist throws a fit and phoneposts thread.

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>>51008614
lewd/waifu/be the girl cyoas are not good cyoas

>>51008478
>being rewarded just for trying
But... anon no. Drive comes from wanting to please. If you reward me for no reason, I don't need to try. I need to impress you. I need to get better, not stagnate.

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Please just give me an idea for a CYOA. I don't want to hurt anybody, just give me a fucking idea.

>>51008700
This is just false

>>51008722
Actually. It's a fact.

>>51008718
Fantasy Shop but with items that are amazingly good in the setting. >>51008279

>>51008614
>>51008700
CYOAs where you choose companions for 70% of it aren't good CYOAs.

>>51008614
The maker of this CYOA is making a lewd/waifu DLC.

>>51008718
An omnipotent being sick of this shit is dividing his powers of world shaping across the universe. It is taking great pains to ensure those gifted stay separated. Choose one of ten shaping abilities, such as flesh, earth, mind, magic.

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>>51008700

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>>51008820

>>51008860
Why do you think anyone cares what you hide?

>>51008820
I thought you should know I don't like this.

>>51008820
Is it wrong of me to use this to create my own girl instead of making myself one?

>>51008873
You cared enough to give him a (You).

>>51008820
This is a horrible cyoa.

>>51008873
because you're mom gay

>>51008886
He apparently cares enough to samefag a bunch.

>>51008556
>Girlfriend

>>51008779
I would like this.

>>51008820
Double (10) Unbreakable dick (10) extra squeese vag (5)
Butt does not matter
CHEST DOES NOT MATTER
SPOOKY SEXY SKELETON (10)
Vaginal tentacle (5)
Turbospeed (25)
(65)

Kazue (15) (80) my blonde sidekick for a sexy SKELTAL WITH A DICK AND A VAG AND A TENTACLE

Fantasy (10) - Friendly gods (10)

Nakedness (+30) I DON'T CARE I'M A SKELETON YA GIT

Everyone has magic (10) - afterlife (10) (well I am proof of it AM I NOT)
With my 10 remaining points I get prehensile hair (5) and animal ears (5).

AM I KAWAI YET ?

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Which stat is your favorite, Pedigree, Status, or Allure?

>>51008970
What if you do both and become an omnipotent faggot?

>>51008885
As long as you like turbosluts.

>>51007409
Give me that sleepy scientist. Don't give a damn about exploring the stars but I am willing to help Man reach the cosmos if I get the sleepy waif.

>>51008986
An autist gives into sperg rage.

>>51008986
A thousand worlds across the imperium fall to slaneesh.

>>51008885
I make myself a normal man (with regular dick, no vag, no chest and whatever butt option), take the shinobu waifu and fix the world with the leftover points (and maybe take a spell or two if I can), this way I get a waifu and I am not a turbo slut. I win !

>>51008990
That's the danger, isn't it? A nympho sounds great until you remember that monogamy is unlikely. I believe that's why most CYOAs build in complete loyalty.

>>51008820
Race: Skeleton (90)
>Invulnerability (30)
>Lightning Bolt (20)
>Teleport (0)
Good CYOA, anon.

>>51008986
I guess you're an omnipotent homosexual then

>>51008713
>being rewarded just for trying
>I don't need to try
Um, I think you're missing my point.

>>51008820
I always get too many points for this
>Vagina - stretchy, extra squeeze (15)
>Donk - change tightness (20)
>C - (20)
>Animal ears + paws + senses (40)
It's funny the CYOA has a picture of a foxgirl, but no option to be one
>Invisibility (70)
>Locate (95)
>Modern (95)

>>51007409
That one is dope, needs more variations though.

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>>51008970
All cyoa are lewd cyoa with the right attitude.

>>51009035
You are now the most dangerous skeleton in the world: what do you do?

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>>51008970
>B

>>51009093
I'm going to Disneyland!

>>51009047
But if you reward me just for trying, I don't need to better myself is what I'm saying. I impress you just by doing, not by doing better.

>>51007409
why isn't anarchy ugly? why isn't democracy fat? why isn't republicanism an old sweaty man? Why isn't fascism tortellini? why isn't monarchy a king? why isn't socialism an atomic bomb? why isn't autocracy chinese? why isn't technocracy an actual scientist? why isn't theocracy gay?

>>51009114
>I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

>>51009138
Because wafuism. Welcome to hell.

>>51009138
There is nothing gay in fucking little boys.

t. reverend

>>51009164
>hell
heaven*

>tfw hate lewd cyoas but love waifus

What am I even?

>>51009196
A hopeless fool/romantic.

>>51009196
You're me.

>>51009176
>hell
>heaven*
hell*

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>>51009152

>>51009222
>hell
>heaven*
>hell
Purgatory* ?

>>51009196
You want someone to purge the filth with. I understand.

>>51007198
>SimCity
>Corel Draw

Build and populate an entire VAPORWAVE city to save the future.

>>51009248
not bad

>>51007481
>Selfmade Man
>Eraser: CYOA

>>51007063
Too many little things.

>>51009196
the purest anon alive

>>51009516
>love waifus
>waifus
>s
He is the worst filth.

>>51009537
SHIT I GOT TRICKED

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>>51008253
>>51008511
>>51008799

>>51009440
I know, but I'm just really, really greedy. Don't really mind losing out on the extra credits from Philosophical Aspects and Decadent but having them is pretty important to the build. Can't wake up inside and Minor can go. Knee-Breaker and Harbinger seem like inevitable things to me and I kinda look forward to the whole mess that's coming.

>>51008979
Pedigree

>>51009810
But why?

>>51007481
Eraser: Cognitive Biases
Selfmade Man

Like >>51007941, I've either saved or doomed us all.

>no be the hobo cyoa

>>51009912
>no be a /cyoag/ shitposter cyoa

>>51006858
Background: Warfare ( 2 extra perks from the carnivorous forest and Azure deserts)

Region: Ancient pagoda

Techniques
Drunkard
Esoteric grace
Herculean strength
Tremor sense
Immaculate voice
Ebb and flow
Conditioning
Tempered heel
Knee strike
Thrust kick butterfly kick
Gatling kick
Sprint dash
Jab
Pulse plam
Thunderclap
Uppercut
Throw
Boundless leap
Corkscrew

Legacy: water
Title: Lucha libre

Familiar: horseshoe stallion
Challenges: Free spirit

>>51009934
Actually there is a be a /cyoag/ shitposter cyoa

I'm gay

>>51009990
Can you post it? Sounds fun.

>>51010012
Fuck off, Angel.

>>51010019
Look out, it's a lewd cyoa where you turn into a little girl.

>>51007132
I post old CYOAs just to annoy you.

>>51010012
Lesbians are okay, fags not so much.

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So, like I said, typo-fixes. Thank you to that one anon for proofreading so much. About commas, when the text is reflecting spoken word, they can optionally be used to represent pauses in speech, typically at the end of the sentence before words like "too" and "though." I did remove a few instances, but I also kept a lot.

The changes are already uploaded to my drive, but I'll post them here for convenience. No changes made were mechanical in nature; they are only typo-fixes.

(1/9)

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>>51010377
(2/9)

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>>51010425
(3/9)
At least this is easier than posting Branching Heart updates.

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>>51010441
(4/9)

>>51008962
>skeleton
>hair and ears
8/10, would be better with nails and lactating breasts instead of the afterlife.
Think about all that calcium.

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>>51010461
(5/9)

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>>51010487
(6/9)
Pretty sure every page had at least one correction.

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>>51010504
(7/9)

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>>51010521
(8/9)

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>>51010585
(9/9)
and done.

>>51010377
She always makes me want to cuddle her desu.

>>51010377
>>51010637
She just seems like a manipulative bitch to me.

>>51010377
>Thank you to that one anon for proofreading so much.
No problem. I was the one who complained about it in the first place, it was the least I could do.

>>51010135
Do I at least get phenomenal cosmic shitposting superpowers? It'll all be worth it if I can make good berries taste sour, send Boxwine to rehab, clip Angel's wings, and finally out-smug the Smarmy Deinonychus Asshole.

>>51010695
You never answered people's questions last thread.

>>51010695
Look, I said it last night and I'll say it again, if you aren't going to offer a way to fix the problem, stop bitching about it.
When I was asked to point out the typos that were bothering me, I spent over an hour doing so. You can take five minutes to think of a way to make her come across as less manipulative if it bothers you so much.

>>51010751
No, you get to be really hornby.

>>51008820
Vagina (95)
- Stretchy (90)
- Moisture control (85)
- Choose fluid discharged (75)
Bubble Butt
- Gets Wet (70)
D Cup
- Permanent lactation (65)
Animal Ears (60)
Animal Tail (55)
Teleport (35)
Polymorph Other (10)
Slow Time (-40)
Slime Girl (-55)
Modern World
- Fix poverty (-65)
- World peace (-75)
- Prettier people (-85)
- Your views are much more common (-100)
Neckbeard (0)

The Neckbeard isn't too much of a problem, because I can always just turn him into a veeery slow pug for 1000 hours at a time.

>>51009053
>It's funny the CYOA has a picture of a foxgirl, but no option to be one
Animal ears, Animal tail and optionally Animal senses. It's just not presented as its own race.

>>51010695
I thought the whole thing was going to turn out a hell of a lot darker than it did, honestly.

>>51010760
U wot m8? That was my first post in several days.

>>51010764
She's way too cheery when talking always about the world you end up in and how you'll grow to like eventually, while belittling your past life and world, trying to use the reincarnation to guilt trip you into doing whatever's best for her country even though you've really no reason to feel guilty or care about the country at all.

>>51010920
I don't know anon, I think it's pretty dark the way it is; you're basically the victim of inter-dimensional trafficking and mind-control.

>>51010973
>That was my first post in several days.
You tried this last thread and nobody bought it then. Nobody buys it now.

>>51010973
Why do you have to shitpost instead of accepting that every CYOA isn't for you?

>>51010973
>belittling your past life and world,
Doesn't she say something like "you were obviously leading an awesome life"?
Which I read as her thinking you're so cool, not making fun of you. Maybe you're just paranoid and always interpret everything in the worst possible way?

>>51010377
I'm looking forward to that big project you mentioned.

>>51010973
Nothing in that seems mind-control.

I agree with the other anons, you seem wicked paranoid.

>>51008516
I'm here too but I just don't care.

IT MANE

>>51010377
>>51010723
Also, I made a few suggestions and had a few questions in my long list of typos. Did you have any intention of addressing those at a later date? I'm not trying to pressure you, I just want to know if there will be a version 4.

>>51010973
>She's way too cheery when talking always about the world you end up in and how you'll grow to like eventually
I don't think her reaction is out of line with what would happen if a particularly loved relative was suddenlly brought back from the dead. If my grandpa or great-grandmother were alive agin, I'm not sure my reaction would be that too different.
>while belittling your past life and world
One of the first things does is apologize for taking you from the undoubtedly super-awesome life you must have been living on Earth.
>trying to use the reincarnation to guilt trip you into doing whatever's best for her country even though you've really no reason to feel guilty or care about the country at all.
On multiple occasions she goes out of her way to stress how you can and should do whatever you want. There is even an option under the "responsibilities" tab to basically chill out and let your siblings handle everything.

>>51011104
Apparently all the effort I spent correcting typos yesterday has made it so I can't notice my own.

>>51010984
Whatever makes you sleep better, anon.

>>51010998
>shitpost
Is legitimate criticism shitposting now?

I don't even dislike the CYOA that much. I mostly dislike the attempt to force straightness in the suitor section, which I didn't even bring up this time. Until now, that is.

>>51011010
I'm not paranoia-anon, I swear!

>>51011045
I meant brainwashing, or something along those lines, what with the "returning" memories.

>>51010377
Can we bang all our siblings yet?

>>51008556
>am I the tanks wafu?

>>51011139
Ah I get it now. You're shitting on the CYOA because it doesn't let you be gay.
You should lead with that next time.

>>51011153
Well you ARE royallty.

>>51008939
3rd page when

>>51011194
What would be on it? What would you like to see?

>>51011171
Yeah, remember when this same asshole ranted at the slavic CYOA for like three threads then chased out a husbando CYOA maker (And admitted they did it on purpose later) over the same thing?

>>51008820
[95] Vagina / Why is it more expensive, you shit?

Butt - Apple
Breasts - A
[90] Animal ears / Cat.
[85] Animal tail / See above.
[80] Elf

[20] Invulnerability
[0] CYOA / Great, now this CYOA doesn't matter. Might as well use a ridiculous modifier.

Make your shit self-contained.

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>>51011171
Nah, the CYOA does actually let me be gay, it just doesn't facilitate it.

>>51011178
>not trying to impregnate your siblings even if you aren't royalty

What are you, some kind of degenerate?

>>51011139
Get the fuck out, Aspel.

>>51011244
Yep, I do.i dont get why hed get so angry about a fantasy game, just because it doesn't cater to his fetish b

>>51011153
Last time someone asked, Beri said you could talk your way into it.

>>51010377
I'm glad to see one of my favorites get some more polishing.

>>51011298
If I'm not royalty or nobility I'd say so, yes.

>>51011300
If she could quit sperging about lesbians I think I could learn to like Angel

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>>51009934

>>51011068
Act Now While Supplies Last! Play One Get One Free!

>>51011030
Really? At current, it is just a text thing. A playable RPG-type deal. I plan to maybe trim a lot & make a proper CYOA of it, though. It's "almost" playable. I could probably get it to the bare minimum today.

>>51011104
Well, some of those I'd rather address in a hypothetical sequel.

>>51011320
>one of my favorites
I'm glad you like it!

>>51011244
>same
>only one person can dislike [thing]
I'm not the same anon. I rarely rant about shit last time was about the limits of shapeshifting a few months ago, this time I just made an offhand comment in the same vein as another anon, and then expanded on it when people asked about it.

>>51011300
>Aspel
Who? You mean Angel? I'm not her. And she can fuck right off along with the people who keep talking with/about her.

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>>51011398
>Well, some of those I'd rather address in a hypothetical sequel.
Well now.

>>51010012
BA DA DEE BA DA DIE BA DA DA DEE BA DA DIE BA DA DEE BA DA DIE

>>51011354
>Touhou
Already dropped, pretty good.

>>51011398
I'm not sure how I feel about a sequel. I doubt you can make everyone who built for this happy, and it'd ruin the CYOA for a lot of people who liked it.

>>51011398
Yes, because I like your stuff in general.

>>51011354
>your waifu a shit
>cyoa authors
>it's already what I do to Italics

Does this mean I get two shitposting methods or can I not participate :(

>>51011478
That's why I said hypothetical. If I do it, it would be under the premise that whatever your build was, it worked. And then you'd get new options to deal with some new threat or something of that nature. You'd keep your old stuff & get to pick some more. I have a few more specifics in mind if I do it, but I'd rather not divulge them.

>>51011526
More siblings to bang is a necessity.

>>51011515
It means to drink bleach,

>>51010616
How are you supposed to complete any "immediate" combat/stealth/etc. heavy tasks when you're not even ready for them yet? They'll all be done by the time you finish your training.

>>51011541
>t. cuck fetishist

>>51011539
Your dad is an old man and your mom is dead. You're done with siblings. What you should ask for is more shipping with your sister.

>>51011576
>more shipping
>with just ONE sister

It is not enough. Maybe I can rescue some of the captured princesses and then bang their siblings, it is almost as good.

>>51011489
Thanks! Would you like to see the WiP if I get it to a usable state today?

>>51011539
But, um, those don't just appear like that... I mean, the king would have to remarry. And even then, it would just be a baby...

>>51011545
Think of all those tasks as part of your training. You'll have time to get a bit of training & you can rely on your retainers (if they're combat-ready) for help. If you don't think partial training is enough / your retainers can't carry your weight, you should avoid those tasks.

>>51011539
You already have six, meaning your mom and dad had a total of seven kids including you. That's more than enough for anyone.

>>51011601
Sure, I'll try to skim it.

>>51011576
DLC: lewd date night with big sis.

>>51009100
>minor fun
>major success (elevate humanity to the stars)

>>51011478
You could always start the sequel as an assblasted Verendian out for revenge.

>>51011722
That'd be a CYOA all about ruining your happiness. That's a terrible idea.

>>51010377
Let's see.

- Princess
- Study Room & My Room
- Elizabeth
- Fish. Really not in the mood for syrupy stuff.
- Spirit Dye, Goldberg Automaton, Alchemy Starter Kit
- Prince Peony of Welelah
- Pouf, Lewis
- Enchanting, Boost Magic, Healing Magic, Divination Magic
- Earth Studies
- Adopt the Orphaned Princesses, Help Test New Magic, Enjoy the Party

My goals:
- Create Magitech to give Eclean a major advantage.
- Break down the asinine "Forbidden Love" taboo.

>>51008718
Parody the survival island subgenre.

>>51011759
"asinine"
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>>51011737
It's a different you, though. A snobby asshole you who got the fabulous riches, crystal mines, and dominant genes. They've even got your sister locked up in the dungeon; don't you want to punch that smug asshole in his/her stupid face?

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Too much weeb trash in this thread
When did this board become /a/ 2.0?

>>51011892
No, she was probably raped by guards or something and disgusts me.

>>51011964
Welcome to 4chan.

>>51011964
5 years ago.

>>51008556
>Can definitely support itself

When its not busy snapping its transmission or catching fire at random, 3/10 shitty tankfu.

Come back when you see the light that is stug or t34-chan

>>51011964
How old is /tg/?

Anime is okay on /tg/.

>>51012041
10 years old newfriend

>>51009629
What's a good hair length for an androgynous trap? I'm terrible with visualizing measurements.

>>51007198
I want Dos Prompt so I can find this girl I saw take a leak in a hidden camera video.

>>51012084
Fuck it, let's do long hair, nevermind. Fuck short hair.

>>51011892
>They've even got your sister locked up in the dungeon
>implying I didn't marry her
We'll work together to end this senseless war.

>>51007198
Yeah,
>Netscape
and
>Corel Draw
Worst case scenario, my waifu drawing ends up running for president.

>>51011292
It lets you choose the SETTING of a CYOA, you don't get to actually play it.
If you want to stack CYOA and break everything, play Slut Life.

>>51006602
Cybercrimes
-ghost
basic- evasion, explosives, gunnery, disguise, small arms, internal defense, navigation, driving, stealth
advanced- piloting, maintenance, flight, small unit tactics, escape, bluffing
expert- hacking, mechanics, drones
advanced ship, well stocked
TCS A-08
Reichardt 6
Intruder
Valiant
Breach Boy
Guide Book
Ocular implant
Neural enhancer
Audial implant

security gear
supplies
fake id
weaponry
gold

Freighter
Cloak, Jump drive, Ship AI, Support craft, emp shielding

The Collective
Victoria Maxwell

Alan Haggerty
Allison Quinn
Dawn Greiner
Sarah Jolly
Chloe Brewster
Miranda Gumede
Nicola Pickford

>>51007198
doom and bonzibuddy.
cause fuck you, and the horse you rode on.

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>>51007198
Corel Draw
Dos Prompt

obviously i must forge the smartest and DOS-iest familiar ever, train with my DOS skills until i become a true vaporwave master, and save the world by becoming the wizard that SAVED THE 'WAVE!

this is good you should do more