What's up fellow druids? So I was in my yurt, having a special

>>50991294
Hello fellow druid. I've had similar problems in the past.
What I tend to do is turn them into a female rabbit and let them roam about the forest.Whether they get literally or figuratively fucked is of no concern of mine.
I'm a big fan of rabbit stew besides and now my forest seems to never run out of the little rodents.

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>>50991294

Give him a fruit with a vengeful spirit inside of it and instruct him to give it to one of his family members and let the hilarity ensue.

You pawn off an evil god out of your forest/shrine and get back at the asshole for trampling on the herbs.

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>>50991294
What kind of yurt has a door?

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>>50993404
>>50992726
>>50991511
>>50991294
Keep on "Ooga Booga"-ing it up over there while you still can fuckers. Once me my boys get there, there's going to be quite a few management changes.

>>50991511
Rabbits are lagomorphs, you philistine.

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>>50993560
Riiiiiiiiight. Keep thinking that Roman. We been kicking your arse for decades.

>>50993560
Your temples are just fancier. You still worship the same pagan gods and sacrifice animals.

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>go into the forest
>have been told that there will be sexy dryads and cute satyrs eager to succumb to natural urges with a handsome stranger
>forest is full of thorns and shit
>trees will randomly come alive and keep attacking me even though my battleaxe is not made for chopping trees
>weird fucking old witches keep trying to offer me snacks and bright little spirit fucks keep trying to lead me into pitfalls
>turns out all the bandits and brigands we thought we wiped out like to hide in here
>end up staying in there for months because some fairy fuck hypnotized me to take care of her favorite pool of water or some shit

Fuck nature it's freaky, I'm going to get a wizard to burn the whole forest down. Closest I'll get to the wilderness again rolling in the hay with a curvy farmer's daughter.

>>50991511
>turn them into a female rabbit

To not trust this poster, he is a wizard.

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>>50993560
Good luck fuckerssss, I'm behind 90 bogsss