How do I build Dr. Weird in Pathfinder/3.5?
Badly!
You'll need corn.
>>50961520
max intelligence, zero wisdom, barbarian class.
>>50961520
Also: only show up for about twelve seconds of each game, and horribly mutilate yourself or your hireling.
>>50961520
Wizard/Barbarian
I don't care how you do it, make it work.
You talk like him. That's basically the only thing that matters. You could pretty much make a case for any class from wizard to barbarian past that
>>50961520
Stealing this idea.
>>50961520
you set him to -CON hp