Sorry in advance if this subject was already done. What would

>>50938910
Khorne's willy would flinch, just barely enough to get noticed.

>>50938910
They'd tell at him as to why he wasn't in regulation power armor.

Seriously the DooM guy fights like a space marine on crack.

>>50938952
*yell

Wtf autocorrect?

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>>50938910
What would happen if they met the finest ass in the galaxy?

>>50938986
Their heads would implode from the simultaneous aneurysms caused by them Autisming over the concept of a female Primarch.

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>>50938910
if Doomguy was one of the lost Primarchs, I could totally see him rocking Chainfists with Flamers rigged up at the end

imagine it; it'd be the definition of 'fucking metal'

>>50939011
But anon, wouldn't their erections become as angry as they are?

>>50939042
Samus would probably be worse than a Bolter Bitch in that respect.

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Am I the only one who shamelessly loves doomguy/samus primarch threads? Especially when it triggers other people on /tg/?

>>50938986
nothing except they'd stare ate each other silently for an hour and then going to a cave/ruin/cornfield and superpowerfucking until embryos were fertilized.

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>>50939107
You mean primarch thread, right? Its the same one over and over and over...

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Why dose everyone forget the nerd?

>>50939267
Eh, I'd prefer to think of Gordon Freeman as some kind of veteran Imperial Guardsmen that went on to become a Scientist for the Imperium, then modified his suit to be a form of power armor. Basically a Badass Normal that's the best of the Guardsmen, Adeptus Mechanus, and Space Marines.

>>50938910
A bunch of 12 year olds would dance around giggling at their memery.

Seriously though, they'd probably just assume him to be an eversor or something.

Asura's Wrath needs to feature more heavily in these threads.

>"Our Primarch has returned!"

>>50939267
>>50939323
Gordon Freeman is clearly some low-level mechanicus functionary specialising in whatever the equivalent of theoretical physics in 40k is who got bundled up in some alium fuckery, deputised by the Ordo Xenos and eventually became an inquisitor himself.

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>>50939323
>Scientist for the Imperium
>Science
>Imperium
Are you fuckin' serious?

>>50939430
The best part? His job was just pushing the cart, and he managed to fuck that up.