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Which elves are the best? High, wood, or dark?

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Which elves are the best? High, wood, or dark?
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>>50924191
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Snow_Elf
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you gotta post more pictures, so we can really decide
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>>50924191
The ones that are mindbroken
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>>50924308
Are those just drow?
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>>50924191
Dead elves.
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>>50924191
snow elves
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>>50924350

Nope, they're pretty different actually.
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>>50924191
Whichever the delicious brown ones are.
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>>50924191
>High, weed, or dank?
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>>50924365
This!
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>>50924191
Dark Elfs are for sluts only.

Dunmer tho are best elves
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Bosmer
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What a shit thread so far.

I like High Elves the most when they are not only those "good at magic", but the descendants of the elves that had the once glorious past, which they still uphold as much as they can. Also in my opinion they display the purest elf aesthetic. Wood elves can be great if they aren't hippies. Dark Elves tend to be idiotic evil, don't really like them.
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>>50925880
>implying Warhammer Lizardmen arent the superior "glorious past" race
>Implying Warhammer High Elves isnt literaly Brits whining about their lost empire
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>>50925937
>go into an elf thread
>mention elves with a past
>post a picture of a High Elf
>b-but muh lizards
Stop having an inferiority complex. The Lizardmen are great, mentioning that elves did a thing in the past doesn't nullify what the Lizardmen did and do and vice versa.
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Nightfallen Elves.
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>>50924191
Keebler
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Noble, peace loving elven families.
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>>50926059
How about fuck off to >>>/h/?
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>>50926059
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that goes bad one or two more pages in.
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>>50926196
Well, uhh... yea. Their fault for not investing in standing military though
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>>50926241
>fat man ruins a good thing because his boner is not accepted by willing chicks
Typical fatties ruining everything.
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why can't elf threads ever go as much as decently?Well to answer your question op, i don't really like elves they always feltto me like that race which is just better at everything with no real interesting stuff going on for them.For this my least favourite are high elves,they so boring with their "we are the best" attitude and eventhough i know there is more to them than this in many settings, i can never bear to go over this.Dark elves are inbetween,i like that they make the bestest race bad in a way,but they are too often depicted as edge machines which i really don't like.Wood elves are of course my favourite fora couple of reasons, i like treemen,i like bow light infantry,they often have the most lighthearted lore without the impending doom or the constant evil and i also like having mobile shooty units on the battlefield or as my character so they fit mechanically too.
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>>50924191
I like wood elves, generally speaking. They seem the least haughty and stick-up-the-ass out of the bunch, they live off the land and don't really have a whole lot of polish and gloss all over their society, and I feel like they're the most likely race to have actual respect for non-elves so long as the non-elf in question doesn't just cut down trees all day or some shit.

Also best waifus but that's a given.
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>>50926348
reminder that warhammer dark elves have canonically the best waifu
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I want waifufags to leave.
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>>50926405
>he wants to be alone on the board
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How is this even a debate when one of the options is literally defined by being better than the others? High elves are the best elves. That's what the 'high' part means.
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>>50926430
They're just snooty wizards, m8.
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>>50924191
The ones with beards.
baby-faced girly elves pls go.
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Noldor
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I wanna see a take on Dark Elves where they aren't edgy and emo, or subterranean, or even evil. Just... harsh. Used to living in much harsher environments and thus a hardier and *somewhat* curler/more practical than their cousins.

A race that stayed behind in their ancestral lands after the cataclysmic event that lead to the elves becoming a race on the decline, hence the harsher environment, but also can have that bit of pride and vanity in claiming they are the true descendants of the original eleven civilization.
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>>50927317
you mean Dunmer
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>>50927317
So you want Dunmer
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>>50927317
Dunmer fool
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>>50927317
I think you're talking about DunDark Eldar
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>>50924191
Caramel.
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>>50926059
>>50926241

Well you gonna continue
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>>50926008
Mein neger.

>>50926059
This seems lewd. Post more.
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I wanna see wood elves done sexy. DE get all the slutwear but the superior fetish is sluts in nature.
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>>50924191
I prefer them to be all of those, each stereotype simply represents different stages of elven society.

While not very sophisticated, wood elves are the more pragmatical, fierce and down to earth ones, people able to do the dirty job. Those represent the first stage of elf, tribes of savage warriors that nonetheless have the potential to become conquerors and empire builders.

High elves are the result and continuation of wood elf achievements. The Golden Age. Once the civilization has grown big and strong enough, it also becomes more advanced and sophisticated. Progress that was used for survival and expansion is now also at the service of culture. Yet at some point they grow so big they become arrogant, even gullible, and the population free of external threats becomes content.

If the situation doesn't bring the High Elves back to the Wood Elf stage, the natural next step is the Dark Elf. A spoiled and entitled society becomes morally corrupted. This stage often sees the survival of elf society against threatened, since it's weak again, and militarism and authoritarianism ensue. So does obscurantism and zealotry. The society becomes self-destructive and aggressive at the same time. Eventually this degenerate society will be destroyed by internal or external foes and go back to the wood elf stage, if they don't manage to return to the old glory days.

Of course, if you have different elf societies different stages can and will coexist. Also the stages often follow each other but there's no strict linearity or a determinated amount of time for each of them.
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>>50927317
Everyone says dunmer, but I just see wood elves outside of the woods here.
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>>50927317
So you want the best elves that already exist?
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I have no quarry with good old fashioned wood elves.

High elves and Dark elves need not apply though, not in my tavern.
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I like all elves except sea elves
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I personally just like wood elves.
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I'm partial to wood and dark elves, personally. Granted in the context of my setting, they're not quite the same as the standard.

>Wood elves are forest and mountain-dwelling savages
>Dark elves are Moors
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I think the REAL question is, which beastrace is best beastrace?
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>>50927720
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>>50927729
horsefolk are smelly.
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>>50927720

Skaven
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>>50927720
Elves
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>>50927720
I don't think that was the question at all.
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>>50924191
I find the elves of Eberron interesting. The Dark elves are scorpion worshiping jungle people, the 'wood' elves are kinda cannibal desert dwellers and the high elves are ancestor worshiping necromancers.
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>>50927997
also, this
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>>50927997
Ancestor worship for nigh immortals seems weird to me. You'd think you would have had enough of putting up with their shit while they were alive
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>>50928040
more drider male art?
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>>50924191
An elf that wears heavy ass plate and wields big ass weapons is a good elf in my book

Well just about any elf that shys away from the light armor, magic, archer combo is good in my book
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>>50926241
> Well if she didn't want to be punched in the back of the head she should have been looking at me when I hit her.
> I would have never stolen his stuff if he had put iron bars in all his windows, it was basically an invitation.

Go post on pol you prat
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Naked.

No pic due to board blueness.
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>>50925007
Dunmer are best mer and best race on tamriel. Excellent tastes mein ashlander from another house.
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>>50930102
why do people like dunmer so much? TES has best elf mythos in general, but dunmer don't seem that standout among them
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>>50930174
It's simply Morrowind.
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>>50926422
>>he wants to be alone on the board
Well, some guys really prefer to be alone when they masturbate.
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>>50924191
>Which elves are the best?
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>>50930174
They're sensible drow, basically. House-based society, chronic backstabbing disorder, love slavery and conquest, longstanding wizard traditions. But at the same time, they're also honorable (or can be) and are real actual people rather than walking stereotypes or "always evil alignment." They aren't nice, but they're worthy of respect... and are capable of respecting others.

Plus you have the ashlander angle. Ashlanders aren't better people than the House dunmer, and in many cases are worse people, but they're a separate culture within a fantasy race, which is almost unheard of in fantasy.
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>>50930545
But all elf subtypes are different cultures within a single fantasy race.
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>>50930609
Nope. Elf subtypes are explicitly separate races within a single species. Sorta like how Asians and Africans are separate races within a single species.
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>>50930658
That's not true at all or at least depends on the setting.
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>>50927436
>>50927426
Not OP, but it gets pretty /d/ later on, just be warned.
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>>50930658
Tell that to Shadowrun elves.
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>>50927260
The only real elves.
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>>50930700
If a group is interfertile with another group, they're all part of the same species. They may be separate subspecies, though. But interfertility is key.

In most RPGs, this means that almost all of the playable races are part of the same species, even if there are many races within that species. Subraces, too, are still separate from each other, that's why they often have different rules. For example, Drow are a subrace that is mechanically separate from Wood elves. Elves as a whole are a race that is mechanically separate from humans. But they're still separate races.
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>>50930758

Well I was hoping for that can I get a name atleast
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>>50930815
Would you give an aussie the same stats as a brit?
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>>50930760
Shadowrun elves are still just a human metatype, though, just like trolls/dwarves/satyrs/whatever. So they aren't a good example.
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>>50927720
Gnolls
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>>50924191
Lewd
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>>50924191
Dead
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>>50930815
Got the terms wrong, you are right. Though as this guy suggests >>50930843 you could argue that at in some cases it's more their upbringing and culture that make different stats, but they share basically the same genes.
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>>50930815
True in reality but, in a setting with magic, reality means fuckall.
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>>50928044
They live so long that they fear losses. It's easy to grasp that a culture afraid of loss doesn't want to lose the wisdom of its elders.
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>>50927720
Do thri-kreen count as a beast race?
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>>50924191

Fire Elves
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>>50924403
Very different, really.

>>50924350
They're basically your average good-guy elves.
But underground.
Using radiation magic.
And disliking the woodland elves on the surface.
Also, occasionally born mutated and ugly and dumped to be adopted by the orcs on the upper levels of the local underdark equivalent, gradually and slowly raising orc average intelligence.
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>>50928040
>>50928290
>Male Drider
This... makes me feel uneasy. That's a potentially sexist thing to say but at the same time it is also a truth.
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>>50931364
What, you llke driders but can't stomach there being guy driders or something?
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>>50931364
>>50931531
That makes sense to me.
Driders are born of drow, who are a very sexist society.
If becoming a drider is a blessing or a curse, you wouldn't waste either on a male, unless he was truly exceptional.

Btw, in my setting, my not!driders are an entire race caused by a curse. (a bit like werewolves). I've been trying to land on a name for them similar to "the corrupted". What do you think of "the touched"? They're a bit insane too, so maybe?
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>>50926241
>>50926059

I wonder if there are any parody ones where the invading force is largely slaughtered in the forest, with some captured, raped, and mindbroken by the elves?
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High elves are best because they are the whitest.
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>>50932602
Bitten? Spoilt? The Others?
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>>50931364
You know they've existed ever since the drider was invented, right?
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>>50932916
Join the Dark Elves master race.
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>>50924191
Slutty.
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>>50933179
Porn ruined elves.
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>>50924191
Sun Elves
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>>50926383
Lilith Hesperax is DEldar, and in 40k.

Hardcore s8-edge murder waifu that just wants to hang out cataloguing shit in her museum home and occasionally murdering shit for show to have the power and influence to expand said museum.

Best part? You know you will never get that, even if somehow it was ever real.
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>>50924191
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>>50932602
Males get made intro driders ALL THE TIME, mang. Some highly skilled warrior pisses off a Matron or something and gets drider-ified to remove them from political power but keep their prowess. Or they're just on the wrong side of a house dispute or something.

Male driders probably outnumber females.
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>>50933195
Hey, they're perfectly good at murdering shit.

It's just that they like to bone.
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>>50933239
Nice
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>>50933239
Fuck yeah nigga!
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>>50933269
I've heard it both ways.

But no.
Seriously though, I was just stating how anon's feeling made sense to me.
The reality is more likely that he just likes drider tits and it uncomfortable with bottomless males.
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>>50933155
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>>50930482
>Those greasy butterfaced things
>Elves

Only if you are a Biodrone.
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>>50933102
>Bitten?
The curse is transmitted a number of different ways, including ideologically, like in Pontypool.

>Spoilt? The Others?
I was hoping for something they might call themselves, as well.
And the more cursed they are, the more they like it and believe it's a good thing.
So that's why "corrupted" doesn't quite work.
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>>50927260
My man. THE original elves everything in this thread is based off. But which lineage though? I've always liked Feanor's tragically arrogant and prideful life, the original dark elves without being too ridiculously violent/murderous.
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>>50933614
Bitten by the curse of the spider.
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>>50930482
Oh sweet fucking Maker, I hope someone got a talking to after they came up with Sara.
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>>50933607
>>50933696
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>>50924191
Space theatrical murder happy acrobatic elves.

Pretty original elf type, imo, up there with the Dunmer.
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>>50933638
>THE original elves everything in this thread is based off
Let me be a bit nitpicky, but I would say all these elves are rather based on Legolas and the Sindar.
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>>50933660
Bitten by the curse of the spider
Bitten, but your worth is now lighter
What happens next
Now that you have legs
There's none higher
Bitten by the curse of the spider
Bitten, but your worth is now lighter
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>>50933822
The typical wood elves are based on Legolas and the Sindar, but the typical high elves are based on Elrond, Galadriel and their Noldor bloodline.
I'd like to know where the Dark Elves type comes from though, since I doubt most people know of Feanor (unless the uber nerds that made the Dark Elves do, and based them on him.)
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>>50933239
sauce?
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>>50924191
Orsimer
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>>50933934
I believe when most people think about elves they think about these Sindar, the archery woodsmen, instead of the armored melee Noldor, and Gygax back then probably based the elves on Legolas though he denies that Today High Elves are often supposed to be the best at magic of the subraces, which you can't really find with the Noldor.

>I'd like to know where the Dark Elves type comes from though
I would say it's a GW original, their dark elves are really anti-high elves. How drows came to be I don't know.
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>>50934022
>I believe when most people think about elves they think about these Sindar, the archery woodsmen, instead of the armored melee Noldor.

A lifetime of Tolkien and playing High Elves in Warhammer made me picture elves as heavy infantry with shiny armors instead of the agile, lightly armored woodland archers everyone associate them with.
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>>50933995

Don't know, from what I heard in the thread I got it from, apparently it's from some German comedy.
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>>50934022
>dark Elves

There were Dark Elves in late Scandinavian myths, and Warhammer Dark Elves came from Elric.
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>>50934106
Yep, it's the best.
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>>50933239
Source?
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>>50934323
>There were Dark Elves in late Scandinavian myths
Svartalfar seem to have more in common with dwarves than with elves. And not very much with what I understand as Dark Elves.

>Elric
Got the book, have yet to read it. He wasn't really an elf, right? No pointy ears and such.
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>>50934364
>Got the book, have yet to read it. He wasn't really an elf, right? No pointy ears and such.

No pointy ears, but it's still obvious that Melniboné is the primary inspiration for Ulthuan, with Elric himself being the foundation for Teclis.
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>>50934407
I guess than I have no excuse not to read it.
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Buff and ripped elfs!
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>>50933239
>>50933462
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>>50930482
In regards to elves, DA2 has DA:I beat by a longshot.
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>>50932916
>Golden bitches are best high elves.
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>>50924191
Wild Elves, or the equivalent in primitivist Wood Elves, are easily my favorite elves for /tg/ purposes.
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>>50933638
Finarfin's line is my favorite because Finrod is my favorite Noldor king. Genuinely compassionate, honorable, heroic dude that isn't afraid to help a brotha out even if it kills him. Plus dat fucken Ring of Barahir!
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>>50924191
Frozen Throne elves were the coolest and deserved to be a separated race. """Human""" campaign was the best in the game.
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>>50935336
Damn straight.

I get so much flak for not putting Wrath on a pedestal or not waxing nostalgia about the Arthas storyline. The BE storyline was wrapped up in BC, so Wrath was a dull experience for me.
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>>50932602
The Consecrated, a name they have given themselves as they see it as a product of divinity, for good or ill
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>>50935413
I don't really liked TBC or most WoW lore at all to be honest. Kinda ruined blood elves for me.
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>>50935434
That's certainly better than what I have so far.
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> GM decides to mix elves up

> High Elves are Chaotic Evil demon cultists who summon devils for some reason because "they're more tractable"
> Matriarchal hedonists
> Lounge around high all the time in their volcano castles
> Basically just palette swapped Dark Elves

> Dark Elves are Lawful Evil motherfuckers who summon fallen angels
> Patriarchal BDSM Gor-level shit
> Half of the males are neutered for some reason
> Their leadership looks like the Monster Mash pledged loyalty to the Graveyard Smash

> Wood Elves are just Wood Elves

Why did he bother?

Side note: if the first thing someone tells you about their homebrew setting is, "Well, in my setting elves are --" cut them the fuck off and walk away.
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>>50935809
Alternatively:
>if the first thing someone tells you about their homebrew setting is, "Well, in my setting elves are --" cut them and walk away.
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>>50935809
He wanted two flavours of dark elves, but tried to defend himself from people like you and your awful side note. Since he's also retarded he did both things wrong.
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>>50935809
Well, in my setting elves are just wood elves. Literally wood elves with brown gnarled skin because they slowly turn into trees as they age with many requiring pruning and sanding in their twilight years in order to keep themselves looking like elves. Of course by that time moth of their body has hardened and remains immobile except for their faces so many have taken to spending much of their time acting as living statues. Rich elves can afford constant care so their image can remain seen long after their consciousness is gone while poor elves instead allow their bodies to go full tree and have familial groves where their ancestors are attended to and grown into fuck-huge primordial trees with hundreds of faces on them.
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>>50935886

The Wood Elves were Neutral Evil. They lived in the woods and shot people full of arrows for fun so they could spread peoples' entrails through the trees like popcorn garlands.

So, three flavors of dark elf.
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>>50924206
>>50924366
NubianComrades.jpeg
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drow have the best boys

>bred into submissiveness
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>>50935413
>>50935528

TBC replaced the foundation for a lot of lore with new nonsensical or just plain retarded stuff that wouldn't become apparent and start adversely affecting the story until after Wrath. Wrath itself suffered a bit from it but most of its story was set in stone before Burning Crusade.

Draenei, Naaru, the Legion, the nature of shadow magic and the nether, Orcish history, there was a lot of retcons that set up a lot of bullshit later expansions had to deal with set up in Burning Crusade.
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>>50934407
To be fair, I occasionally hear debates about whether or not Elves have pointy ears in Tolkien. (I'm pretty sure this just comes down to Angus McBride not being down with having to paint pointy ears, though.)
And yah, the Dark Elf/Drow come from Melniboneans, though the Drow have Salvatore's BDSM mafia bullshit to deal with as well.
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>>50939484
>Salvatore's BDSM mafia bullshit

The BDSM part is straight up Ed Greenwood, though. "Forgotten Realms" is just TSR's name for "Ed Greenwood's Magical Realm." Sorta like how they renamed all the brothels to be "festhalls."
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>>50924191
1. Dunmer
2. LotR
3. Eberron
4. Warhammer
5. Blood Elves (Warcraft)
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>>50939543
Look, I get that Ed Greenwood liking sex is one of the great memes of /tg/, and there's a lot of truth to it, but aaaaall the Drow shit comes from Salvatore. This has been confirmed multiple times.
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>>50926348
Your elves sound a lot of like native Americans which is pretty cool.
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>>50926430
High means that they have a mutation that leads to increased production of DMT in their brains which leads to higher magic aptitude.
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>>50939597

I know Salvatore was responsible for fleshing them out badly to be more than a mysterious random encounter, but I was under the impression that spider-worshipping matriarchal drow were a thing in Ed's games long before that.
If I'm mistaken, that's cool, I'll admit I don't know the minutiae of FR trivia all that well; I learned enough to find out about all the weird sex stuff, and I was done. Still I'd be really surprised to find out that drow weren't naked femdom S&M weirdos before Salvatore though, since that seems to fit so well into Ed's greasy milieu.
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>>50927720
>>50927729
>>50927742
>>50927803
>>50930885
>>50930975
Thus proving once and for all that /tg/ lusts more for the seven-foot long, throbbing furry cock than they do for a beautiful aryan with pointy ears.
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Will Farrell Elves.
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>>50924191
Sexy moon elves.
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>>50939874
She looks lik a dyke.
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The kinda elves that don't just look like attractive humans with pointy ears like this shit:

>>50932916
>>50930938
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>>50939913
>>50930938
Sorry, meant to quote this pic
>>50930953
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>>50939913
But that's hard to masturbate to.
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>>50939899
It's a hard life, being a straight guy who likes pixie cuts and small tits.
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>>50928866
Kill yourself
>modern examples in a lawful society compared to a fantasy doujin where elves live in a hobbit town with no police or weapons
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>>50933995
>>50934347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKPjFC7O6-U&feature=youtu.be

Also wood elves are the best elves. Cause they have the highest percentage of redheads.
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>>50933796
Clown elves are fucking awesome, i just wish i could import them into my fantasy setting without obviously being a huge hack about it.
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>>50933614
The Uplifted
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>>50939913
Fuck you anon, I would bone the sexy elf in your pic in a heartbeat!
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>>50940878
I was able to introduce harlequins in my third edition campaign thanks to the setting Scarred Lands.
One of the evil kingdoms is basically a dark carnival/circus.
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>>50927260
You sir, win. Excellently played.

All failures
>>50926044>>50926059>>50926008>>50925007>>50924922>>50924365>>50924219>>50924206>>50926348>>50927247

may now retire from the field to allow the victor his glory.
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>>50924191
WHFB Wood Elf
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>>50940051
You like boys
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>>50940051

I know your pain, anon.

>>50943696

Nah, a penis ruins it; the qt with short hair and small boobs has to actually be a girl.
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>>50927720
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>>50924191
High, if you are high.
Wood, if you got wood.
Dark, in the dark.
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>>50946891
Weak shit, anon.
Probably sounded better in your head.
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>>50947027
Okay, let me elaborate.
The high elves are attractive only if you are high and under no other circumstances.
The wood elves are good for a quick fuck, if you got a boner.
The dark elves are the ones to caress tenderly in the darkness of your bedroom.

Basically, kill high, fuck wood, marry dark.
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>>50947049
No, I understood it the first time.
It just wasn't funny.
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>>50947063
Well, fuck you too, not everyone is born with innate perfect understanding of humor. Let me just go and cry myself in the corner to sleep while my dark elf waifu tries to comfort me.
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>>50947112
Calm down, fag.
Just get better at jokes.
Not putting shit on you, but surely you realized it wasn't funny before you posted it, right?
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>>50946845
>Literally the only thing more jew in TES than kahjiit
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>>50947137
The only fucking joke I'm capable of producing is the records of my life.
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>>50926241
>bar grill visor
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>>50947163
So what?
They get to achieve proper Wizardom which, thinking about it, is why I like them so much.
>other races
Fuck 'em
>sex
Fuck that
>not raising armies of the dead without distraction
Fuck it

The Sload are ace.
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>>50947163
>more jew in TES than kahjiit

Aren't Imperial the ones who're Jews? You know?

>bonus in finding extra gold
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>>50947163
Khajit are more like gypsies, but less terrible
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Ok so since we got oursleves another elf thread, I might as well ask this again for more insight.

When I jokingly asked a friend of mine if there're any elves that are not depicted as spindly, thin, gaunt and or skinny as fuck tree hugging wizards. But as big-ass, muscular magical hunks who're extreme jerkassess who'll give you a really bad day by wrecking your shit with magic and their muscles, fists and iron clad glutes.

And he so happened to be playing Withcer 3 as I watched him and he pointed at the Wild Hunt characters such as Eredin and said:

>These guys! Polish and or Slavic folklore and mythology depicts them pointy eared magicians as being more muscle bound assholes who're more than OK with ruining anyone's good day. And slavic elves; even these Wild Hunt members and the elves of Witcher 3, would likely be frequenting gyms and fitness centers while eating lots of red meat and guzzling down lots of protein shakes... And vodka."

Care to clarify?
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>>50924191
>>50924365
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>>50924191
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>>50930979
Something about those ears and those eyes makes me want to cut them out and wear them as jewellery. I don't know why.

I suppose it's the same feeling you get when looking at a particularly plump chicken. Yeah, it's cute and all, but you also get the urge to take a knife to its throat and make a nice meal out of it.

Am I the only one?
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>>50947429
No.
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>>50924191
Space Sci-fi Elves.

No not those grimderp anime ones
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>>50946715
Penises can be feminine.
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>>50947355
They're just diplomats, rather than making sure other people are constantly screwed in business, like both the Sload and Jews do.
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>>50947443
I want a drow wife (male)
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>>50947438
Nah, I get that too.
Don't worry about it.

Now I've gotta go and buy some jerky.
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>>50947443
Yes.
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>>50946715
>>50940051

You still like boys, but dislike just one specific part of them, while at the same time you dislike plenty of femenine features.
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>>50947542
Or he just likes chicks with small tits and hair.
Stop trying to push your fag shit on him, tumblr.
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>>50924191
Dunmer
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>>50947607
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>>50947163
>Khajiit
>Jews
Khajiit are niggers not jews.
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>>50947438
>Something about those ears and those eyes makes me want to cut them out and wear them as jewellery.
Congratulations, this is now the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.
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>>50947479
She raises my particle barrier.
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>>50947479
> Space Sci-fi Elves.
top kek
Get back to me when your empire manages to defeat Tylor.
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>>50935528
I enjoyed it up to Illidan and Kael'thas becoming raid bosses. It killed it for me, and was the main reason I stopped playing WoW and any MMO based off established IP. I could see Tortanic a mile away.
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>>50946715
Still holding out for that qt tomboy reverse trap who isn't gayer than a unicorn in San Francisco.
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>>50930658
>Asians and Africans are separate races within a single species.
>Asians
>Africans
>Same species

gr8 b8 m8
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>>50948170

Hang around lesbians enough, and sooner or later you'll get a chance to bang one. Just as nobody's 100% straight, nobody's 100% gay either.
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Were the people of Melnibone elves?

If so they were best elves.

Until they weren't.
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>>50930975
They're more of a monstrous race, but it depends on who you ask. They're quite well known for their bouts of infanticide and their tendency of liking their elves raw (eating, not fornicating). However, as their tribes come ever closer to the boundaries of the cities, they tend to adopt more civilized customs and practices.
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>>50924191
Comfy.
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>>50948424

>pic is titled sleep

>they're both wide awake

Ow! Muh autism!
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>>50948279
Bless you anon.
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>>50947704
Dunmer are jews.
>Muh exiled chosen people hated by everyone.

Orcs are niggers
>Everyone thinks we're dumb and brutish because our looks.

Khajits are gypsies
>We travel everywhere in caravans and steal/rip off everyone.

Get your race facts straight.
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>>50948451
Some elves don't sleep.
They just cuddle.
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>>50948451
Eh, they're sleeping together. Close enough.


I would be astonished if anybody remembered this ancient quest, though. It's the only quest I've ever seen on /tg/ with an elf protagonist that didn't go on either a spiel about how elves are great or a spiel on how elves are shitty.
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>>50948575
>Close enough

Only counts in horseshoes, anon, not autism.
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>>50927472
Dark Elves are Millenials?
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>>50948593
>Only counts in horseshoes, anon, not autism.
>Well, what counts in autism, anon?
>The autists do anon, the autists do.
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Talk about elves, which elf is the mightiest?

>Glorfindel
Killed the lord of Balrogs with his helmet, died, reincarnated in the Third Age only to be denied from the Fellowship because he's too mighty for a stealth mission.

>Fingolfin
Forever crippled Satan with a knife after dueling with him for days.

>Vivec
Managed to fool an entire race into believing he's a god to the point that he became a god.

>A Harlequin Solitaire
Fucking WS9, I9 and A12 for a turn is crazy.
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>>50948727
I would say Fingolfin, Bling Guardian wrote a song for him afterall. However Solitaires are also complete bullshit, especially that one Solitaire.

You forgot Aenarion.
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>>50924191

>Not having the literally objectively best, the fair elves.

OP's faggotry level defies comprehension.
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>>50948727
Shit, it was Ecthelion who rammed the Balrog King to death, not his pal Glorfindel.
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>>50948727
Vivec is basically Vecna if Vecna snorted moon sugar and enjoyed the life.
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>>50948593
Perhaps. I just like scenes with elves enjoying life as much as anybody else.
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shadowmoor elves are the best elves
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>>50948727
Probably Fingolfin. I mean, the guy did literally fight Satan in a duel and managed to wound him so badly he never quite recovered, and when he died he got so pissed off about it his body spontaneously burst into flames.

Although Vivec has CHIM-derived reality-warping. And he didn't so much a fool a race into believing he's a god (well, all of the Tribunal did that, in the sense that their divine power is actually them using the power of the Heart of Lorkhan), as he somehow managed to discover and understand the fundemental nature of the cosmos (namely that he and everything else in the world is actually the dream of a sleeping godhea,d or possibly the dream of a dream of said godhead) without logic-bombing himself into oblivion. And then using said knowledge to basically become a lucid dreamer in the dream-reality, including possibly retconning himself to have always been a god.
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>>50949225
>and when he died he got so pissed off about it his body spontaneously burst into flames.
That was his half-brother.
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>>50939575
I agree with this list but not in that order.
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>>50926059
Got the sauce on that, friend?
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>>50949546
just google "anime shit with elves that have huge tits and get raped a lot in slavery". you might not find that exact comic but you'll be closer to your goal.
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>>50949546
Don't do it.
Its not hot, its just gross
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>>50949672
Mmk.
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>>50926059
>>50926241
Can this just get deleted already? Some faggets asking for sauce isn't contributing anything.
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>>50949730
Have a whine, knife ear.
You complaining isn't contributing anything.
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>>50949891
And so is your post.
>knife ear
Everything is forgiven.
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>>50949911
>And so is your post
Didn't claim it did.

The mods aren't going to read your post and get rid of it.
If you don't like it, report it and move on.
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>>50949937
Already reported it. The thing is inconsistency, I saw mods deleting lewd content if it wasn't the thread for it. These doujin pages have been up long enough to draw unnecessary attention to them instead of what OP wanted to talk about.
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>>50949997
Mods are faggots, you'll just have to get used to it.
I doubt enough people have reported it for the mods to actually give a fuck, I know I didn't bother to because it doesn't bother me and I'm not Lawful Evil.
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>>50949997
>jap owned website
>deleting jap written jap shit
the mods are fapping atm
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>>50924191
>High Elves
I'm a pretty princess! A pretty pretty princess!

>Wood Elves
Dude, the trees man! Think about the trees! LMAO.

>Dark Elves
*Sits in a dark corner* I can't tell you my backstory.... it's too tragic....*pulls down hood*
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>>50924191
Sea elves.
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>>50950028
>you'll just have to get used to it
Don't treat me like I'm new, I've been longer here than some mods and certainly than most janitors. This is why it's worth trying, some are more eager than others.
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>>50950142

You from Texas son? Only steers and newfags come from Texas, and I don't smell no beef.
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>>50950142
>Don't treat me like I'm new
Not what I was implying, but I can see how you thought that.
What I was getting at is that you're obviously bothered by it, ie; not used to it.

>This is why it's worth trying
People who don't know how to report have been trying it for years.
By all means keep trying, but it's not going to work, it isn't worth trying.
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>>50950142
>look at me mom, I'm talking big on the internet!
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>>50924191
Dank Elves
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>>50948549
>Khajiit
>Used to be slaves
>A large percent of them become crooks
>Their stereotype is that they steal and do drugs
Khajiit are the niggest.
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I generally dislike elves for being effeminate and foppish. Wild/Wood elves I like best I suppose.
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>>50924191
>>50927720
Khajiit are the correct answer for both of these.
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>>50950259
they just look effeminate, in pretty much every fantasy sci fi setting that uses them they still act tough and violent.
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>>50924191
High dark wood elves.
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>>50950185
>What I was getting at is that you're obviously bothered by it
Yes, I'm a bit bothered by it, these kinds of "but look at this lewd thing!" at least disrupt the thread a bit, but barely contribute anything of worth. Though if someone would make a cheesecake thread for example, I might be contributing there. The difference is the premise of the thread.
>not used to it
I don't really want to play the oldfag card anymore, but I've seen such things often enough. I also browse /a/. I'm used to it. Doesn't really mean I'm okay with it.
>it isn't worth trying
Anon, it's just some simple clicks to report a thing. Wouldn't even call it "trying".
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>>50950295
>they just look effeminate
Can you post some official art to prove this?
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>>50950349
I think you've seen enough elves to get what im saying. the men and women tend to have similar body builds (warcraft is an exception where male elves are much bigger than female elves). they mostly have long hair, and they value speed and dexterity over strength (mostly).

pic related
>>50949293

, this looks like a chick, but could easily be a dude.
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>>50950409
No anon, I'm not seeing it. And your example is complete rubbish.
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>>50950324
>at least disrupt the thread a bit
And your whining has been worse.
At least the lewd posts were on topic, fag.

>I don't really want to play the oldfag card anymore
Then stop doing it.
You can make all the claims you want, but you're still acting like a newfag.
In fact, if you've really been here for as long as you claim, then that's even worse.

Get over it.
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>>50950474
>At least the lewd posts were on topic
Except they weren't. OP gave three options, which the guy that did post the doujin pages didn't answer. It was just a lame excuse to get some replies.
>but you're still acting like a newfag
I see it was a mistake to bring that up, though you were the one starting this. Funnily enough as I started browsing /tg/ I was one of these "elves are for lewds!" guys, but I grew out of it as I got more interested in fantasy and realized how shit these hentai elves are.
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>>50950558
>Except they weren't
Except they were.
It's just an Elf thread.
The question is just to stimulate discussion about elves.

>I see it was a mistake to bring that up
Seems like something you would have learnt by now as every time anyone says it, they look and are treated like the idiot they are.
>though you were the one starting this
Nah, you started it by complaining about something you should have just reported and ignored.
If you act like an idiot, don't act surprised when people call you out on it.

Cut the shit, newfag.
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>>50950633
>The question is just to stimulate discussion about elves.
Oh yes, wonderful discussion about how that fat guy ntred the elf guy and then the elf girl made ahegao faces.
>Nah
Nah, you are the one that brought up the newfag thing and you are the one that keeps repeating it like it means anything. I was able to admit it that it was a silly thing to bring up, but you will cling to it.
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>>50950761
>Oh yes, wonderful discussion about how that fat guy ntred the elf guy and then the elf girl made ahegao faces
It's still elves, faggot.
Far more on topic than you or I.

>you are the one that brought up the newfag thing
Go back through the reply chain.
You did.
Seriously, go back and check.
>keeps repeating it like it means anything
It's increasingly obvious it's true.
It was a fucking stupid thing to bring up because you were trying to play the oldfag card as if it meant anything, which is doesn't, as there's no way to prove.
Even then, if you were, you wouldn't have started complaining.
You would have just reported it and moved on.
Again, get over it, newfag.
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>>50950794
>It's still elves, faggot.
It's also porn. It's also not really related to OPs question. It was a direct reply to OP, not something posted as a result of the natural flow of the discussion. Basically just: "Give me replies, I posted a porn thing!"

>Go back through the reply chain.
>you'll just have to get used to it
That implies that's me being new.

>It was a fucking stupid thing to bring up because you were trying to play the oldfag card as if it meant anything, which is doesn't, as there's no way to prove.
I see it was also stupid to be humble and self-understanding, because you will latch on anything to criticize me. I already said that I shouldn't have brought this up, but you are the one that keeps repeating the newfag card.
>as if it meant anything, which is doesn't
Your own words.
>as there's no way to prove
Think about it.
I was about to drop this and acknowledged that it wasn't the right thing to say, at some early point in this discussion I had no quarrel with you, but you blew it. Keep repeatind >muh newfag, you won't prove anything with it.
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>>50947542

Nah, I like feminine facial and body structure, but I also like pixie cuts and cute little handful boobies.

Hair can be cut or grown out by both males and females; I've always thought that males = short hair and females = long hair is a pretty stupid expectation.
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>>50950914
>It's also porn
Technically not.
It's the lead up to porn, therefore SFW.
>Basically just: "Give me replies, I posted a porn thing!"
So fucking what?
It was mostly ignored and didn't turn the thread into everyone posting their favorite elf-rape doujin.

>That implies that's me being new
No, that implies you're not used to it which is a fact.

>because you will latch on anything to criticize me
Not just me, also anyone else here.
You'd think you'd know that by now, newfag.

>you won't prove anything with it
I don't have to.
You prove it for me more and more with every post.
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>>50950983
>Technically not.
It still is. The ones asking for sauce are well aware why it has been posted.
>It was mostly ignored
It could have been worse, but it got more replies than most of the posts in this thread.
>No, that implies you're not used to it which is a fact.
You know what your problem is? You are trying really hard to establish how I'm doing in front of my pc. This is not the first time I see doujin pages being posted around here. I can't care less if you believe me, for there is no way for you to prove that I'm not used to it. I'm posting about it because I still care, not because it's some new phenomenon.
>also anyone else here
Anon, it's only us arguing.
>You prove it for me more and more with every post
I know it's silly, but: prove it. Just because you throw this word around so much. It's up to you to prove anything. I never claimed to prove anything, it's your turn.
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>>50950914
Playing the oldfag card is a seriously newfag thing to do.

>>50950983
>>That implies that's me being new
>No, that implies you're not used to it which is a fact.
This.

Sorry "newfag", you're in the wrong on this one.
But, you're still leagues better than "imma gunna post not!porn" anon.
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>>50951088
Third anon here.
I believe "used to it" implies a certain level of no longer caring or being bothered.
>Oh, does that knee injury still bother you?
>Nah, I'm used to it.
>>
>>50951211
I hope this wasn't some kind of semantic misunderstanding.
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>>50947429
01110000 01101001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00001101 00001010
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>>50933239
>>50940643

oh man thanks for this, im loving this silly series

also the elf chick has the best facial expressions, shes like a real life version of that one manga elf
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>>50932900
There's one where the elves annihilate the humans except one dude who they enslave, but he enslaves them right back because if you cum inside an elf she'll worship your cock.
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>>50949225
Feanor was the angry death flames guy. He was also the one that swore the oath of vengeance that plagued elves for the rest of their existence on middle earth, commanded the slaying of his kin for a bunch of boats and died in the frozen wastes because just couldn't stop killing balrogs. Guy was so awfully tightly wound his whole life you could believe his soul would actually set him on fire upon death. Even Fingolfin could barely put up with his shit, and he was the guy that got so mad he started glowing while slaughtering orcs like he was a dynasty warriors character.

Fucking elves man. Like a race of hyper intelligent super saiyans with bipolar disorder.
>>
>>50952188
That's dumb.
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>>50948785
>Bling Guardian wrote a song for him afterall

To be fair, the whole album is about the Silmarillion. I mean there's also a song about Feanor, but he was an asshole.
>>
>>50926008
I can't bang that...
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>>50924191

Ero-elves
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>>50924191
Femdom elves.
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>>50924191
Dead ones.
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>>50924191
TES really nailed the elf, Both dunmer and bosmer are top tier.
>tfw no qt bosmeri gf to eat meat with
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>>50942608
Fucking N'wah
>>
>>50933638
Technically the original dark elves in Tolkien are some asshole who kidnapped his wife and his son who had the hots for his cousin
>>
>>50956941
He also liked forging and was bros with some dwarves, if I remember correctly.
>>
>>50949225
>Dat lore
Fuck me sideways. What did we give up to go from that to Oblivion? Or did I miss the secret DEEPEST LORE autism in Oblivion?
>>
>>50927594
Thematically accurate, but this was an outright fey in MMV, 3.5.

A bad motherfucker by the way.
>>
>>50957109

There's still a ton of all that weird lore in Oblivion if you read the books. It's not as close to the surface as it was in Morrowind, but it's there.
See this Knights of the Nine bit about good old Pelinal Whitestrake: >>50951836
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>>50947414
He means the Aen Elle from the Witcher Games/Books. That's about it.
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>>50958948
Knights of the Nine is the only real source of that weirdness, though, other than the Warp in the West. But that's because Kirkbride wrote most of the Knights DLC.

I'm not actually that big on Kirkbride's work as a whole, but having him as an influence helped make the world more interesting.
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>>50949102
That's just a teifling without a tail.
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Dwarves. Dwarves are the best. Anyone who says elves are best is a cuck.
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>>50926348
Yeah, wood elves are great, but what about wild elves?
>>
>>50956941
They were called Dark Elves but didn't really have anything to do with warhammer (or similar) Dark Elves, which is probably what that anon meant. Eöl was more into the wood elf stereotype.
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>>50959566
Sounds just like wood elves that don't necessarily live in the woods.
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>>50959465

What about the Dwemer?

They are both elves and dwarves.
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>>50939874
moon elves
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>>50960070
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>>50960158
you need to see a doctor
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>>50926241
Ya know what they say, If you want peace, prepare for war.
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>>50959465
I also appreciate scottish midgets
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High elf?
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>>50961734
City elves?
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>>50961747
Wood or dark elves?
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>>50961770
Bicycle elf?
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>>50961789
Desert elf?
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>>50961844
Tree elf?
>>
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>>50961860
Dragon elf?
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>>50961906
Water elf?
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>>50961927
Tundra elves?
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>>50961947
More desert elves?
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>>50959761
Wood elves didn't walk around in black plate tho
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>>50961844
Def. Desert elves
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>>50961961
hip elves?
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>>50964053
What about Lelves?
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>ctrl-F
>"norse"
>not found
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