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Stop shitposting edition
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>>50905009
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>>50905002
Previous thread: >>50900473
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
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>>50905002
So the mods shut down the last one then?
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>>50905036
Yes, because people can't stop fucking jerking off in thread.
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this was a fertile land before the mod man came
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>>50902848
My hopes and dreams of being a waifu, shattered
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>>50905072
More like poor Xeno can't keep his proverbial politics in his proverbial pants.
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>>50905154
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I hope that imp CYOA anon posts the full thing now that we've got our new thread. He got interrupted.
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>>50905153
I'll let you be my waifu anon
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Well

That was an adventure

Remember kids: shitposting kills
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here's an image so you faggots don't forget like you always do.

Too bad the mod deleted the other ones where they proudly proclaimed their victory over /tg/ mods because apparently they're above the rules.
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>>50905185
At which point did I use memes to reply?

I'm not doing this again, I've already had a warning.

Goodnight /CYOAg/, be sure to learn from my mistakes.
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>>50905212
Indeed.
That should be a lesson to all of us.
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>>50905233
haha
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>>50905252
Doesn't matter, typed that right after the thread timed out, was too salty I didn't make it to reply with counter arguements to each of your examples

Sleep well
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>>50905252
>I'm a pure asshole that can't do anything right
>it's somehow some sort of public service
Good night, and let's all be better citizens from now on.
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>>50905304
It starts there.
Let it go, it doesn't matter if it ends up salting the fields and devastating the lands.
It makes us all lose.
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>>50905361
you know

if you're really sincere about apologizing, then you'd stop posting

not even joking, that's how you deal with it
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>>50905383
That's how I felt when I read it. But I didn't want to respond to him. Thank you for taking the hit so I have someone to talk to. Sandra best girl erryday.
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Looks like something went down last thread.

Anyway does anyone have an idea for a class that isn't related to your skills? Two ideas I had were Duelist that makes you better at 1v1 and Guardian that makes you heal and be healed more. I thought of some others like Lone Wolf where you don't get healed by others easily but have increased attributes, but I feel at a certain point they'd become traits.

Or is trait just as good as class?
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>>50905185
If I was defending or pitying him, it was sarcastic.
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>>50905205
but we are from two different worlds...I from /jc/ and you from /cyoag/, it'll never work
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>>50905129
Vault: Adventure/Platforming Video Game

Now if I can pick I'm sure I can abuse this somehow. Off the top of my head MGE x RPG Maker VXA would allow me to become an incubus though tons of sex. So that's something.

>>50905233
/tg/ mods a fuck. The Jumpchain CYOA General has broken the rules on the regularly for literally over a thousand threads. Needless namefaging, avatarfaging, using /tg/ as their personal blog, outright baiting and admitting it, amongst other things. Jumpchain fucks around for literally years constantly and when /cyoag/ has one bad spot everyone loses their minds. The mod(s) can go fuck off until they get those sticks out of their asses.
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>>50905558
That is relevant how?

Someone else getting away with something doesn't mean you get to. I should know.
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>>50905586
One is more prevalent. Just shows how many cocks they suck.
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>>50905558
I don't visit /jc/ because that place is cancer. I visit /cyoag/ for cyoa and comfy discussions about cyoa and occasionally raping angel.
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>>50905449
Demigod.
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>>50905449

Gunslinger, Sniper, field medic
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>>50905129
Space Station. Weird that it's in transit, but whatevs.
Medieval is more interesting, but seems less safe.
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>>50905617
>occasionally raping angel
You may be interested in her latest Lavender build. >>50900555
And someone just posted the CYOA >>50905653
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>>50905449
those classes are good ideas but probably too combat centered, people probably want more ambiguous classes that imply a broad range of skills so they have more ways and variety to build their characters.

For example Duelist that makes all skills marginally better if its a 1v1 scenario could be actual combat but also could any competition related task. Likewise guardian could be the class that just gets more oomph from all buffs, stimulants like caffeine and painkillers as well as heals.

Just throwing ideas out there for classes:

Psychopomp: can control/command/communicate with spirits more spirits, can also be possessed by more than one spirit at a time, gaining all skills and abilities of the possessors. the more spirits that possess your body, the harder it is to remain in control. The spirits of dead psychopomps become guides for the afterlife.

Hierophant: have the innate ability to make things more orderly and structured, Hierophant constructed buildings and crafted armor are sturdier and harder to damage and healing and buffing effects are stronger and last longer. Hierophant sired children natural or artificial live far longer, healthier and more obedient and astute. Any and all acts that damage, degrade or increase entropy and disorder is far less effective.
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>>50905558
>you are not granted superhuman abilities in or beyond this realm
Fuck you are stupid.

>>50905129
Leprechaun gold.
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>>50905449
I thought for 10 minutes to think of a way to say this that didn't seem insulting, but failed. I get the feeling you are using words without a strong grasp of what they mean in English.
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>>50905770
It say you're not granted anything (in picking it) not that you can't acquire something, asshole.
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Any of y'all niggas got the one where you become an 11 year old and decide your life and build your house and mom and shit? There was an entire page for younger siblings and another for older siblings. Incest was implied for most characters. I think it was either 5 or 6 pages.
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>>50905191
Yeah I can finish posting it.
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>>50905842
5a
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>>50905829
Serene Serendipity I think.
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>>50905266
This looks like it would be amusing, if it were readable.
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>>50905002
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>>50905028
That's a whole lotta options there...

Keeping in mind that I'm a married man and planning to get home at some point.

>Roomies
Zhay is tempting but I'm not sure how well we would eventually get along given that I can be rather anti-social at times and while I wouldn't mind her being 'clingy' during that time, she might mind being ignored while being there. On the other hand if our personalities mesh than there's a good chance it'll work and I'll be able to help her grow.

The Laughing Man is hilarious and very tempting, but the implied danger is a red flag. Speaking of red flags Jeanne Geiantre needs help, and I don't mean for her need of physical interaction but for the whole crying in the shower thing. Girl needs a friend.

Astrid seems like a cool roomie as long as we're clear on the whole not being eaten by her thing and she doesn't mind me bundling or getting a space heater. That and the running theme of 'please don't fall in love with me, I'm taken and only around for a year'.

Divia Bellis is a good call by the looks of it, assuming we avoid getting stuck in a snow globe or other magical shenanigans.

Clarissa Kent might work because we could keep it friendly and not get all lovey-dovey attached about things. Strictly professional and friends. Elysia is similar with the easy mode choice and just effectively being a live-in butler half the time, and I can deal with her vampiric tendencies.

Dietlinde Adler I could work with, but it would be way to tempting to feed her bad habits and end up exploiting both her and the library..

Let's go with Jeanne Gieantre in the end, she needs help and I can give it to her in a way that won't end with her being horribly dependent on me.
>gifts
Gonna have to go with the Chains of Azeria and the Liquid Speed/Industry, they're awesome and will be perfect for me and my loved one when I get home, though that bit about being time-displaced is very very worrying.
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>>50905246
typo between warm and temperate climates at the start
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>>50905653
This is as good a post as any to link to, I suppose...

So far, the only build I've gotten with a proper writeup was the Mother of Swords build here: >>50900973

Anybody else interested in adding to the allies and rivals compendium?

Sorry Angel, while the notes you have with your current iteration more than convey what your build is about, it isn't a proper writeup. Unless you do one yourself, or give me permission to come up with one for you, I can't include your build in the compendium
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5b
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>>50905962
Thanks my dude. You a real nigga.
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>>50905072
Highlander post the update yet?
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>>50906086
I'm considering adding Bonded Bride to my build before I write it up but I don't really want to stat out a second bride.
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6 (1 more)
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>>50906221
7 last page
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>>50906207
You can either wait until you've got the energy to stat the second character, post the character as-is, or just vaugely allude to the second bride in the writeup, though the third option might cause problems for me in the long run if anybody wants to know about the second Bride's stats
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>>50906207
Maybe find someone else willing to be bonded to you.
I've building a war like rebel bride if that interests you.
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I feel a bit silly for asking, but I /totally/ just lost all of my writing for Lavender.

Mother of Swords anon, by the way.

Would anyone be my hero and pastebin it?
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>>50906246
Oh actually could I fluff bonded bride as something like the other bride he was supposed to be bonded with was somehow destroyed before even being fully created. So he has a sort of open bond that he wants join with another bride that meets his standards.
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>>50906298
Okay.

http://pastebin.com/cFMQLV1h
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>>50906298
http://pastebin.com/3TCSebSQ
This pastebin expires in 24 hours.

But you know you could just have gone to the previous thread and got it, right?
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any new decent lewd cyoa? or is slut life the only one
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>>50906325
If you want to go that route, I'd just stick with being instantiated with such an open bond. I don't know how such a thing you're describing could even occur in the setting.

If a loss of that sort is important to the concept, though, it should take place after the marriage, and the backstory should allude to some sort of grieving process going on leaving an open bond.
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>>50906342
>>50906353
Thanks!

I'll try to contribute more OC and keep the thread going to show my gratitude.

I realize I could have in hindsight, but I lost my link and forgot about the archive until you reminded me. I don't know about all these new-fangled board features.
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>>50906377
see >>50905653

The anon that posted it didn't change the file number to anything meaningful, but the name I have for it is "Lavender WIP Ambitions"

It's pretty lewd, even if I do say so myself.
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>>50906377
There's a lot more too. I like No John and the Succubus CYOA (the one where you hatch from an egg, the newborn succubus one is good too but I don't think of it as lewd like these two are)
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>>50906392
Initiated with an open bond sounds good, I'll go with that then.
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>>50906086
I've got a good idea brewing but actually going through and statting everything out is going to take a bit longer. It's kinda dumb but since I already spent a lot of time and focus on Lavender it doesn't quite have that exciting spark for me anymore right now.
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>>50906576
I perfectly understand. Take some time, cleanse your palette. I go through the same thing.
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>>50905002
>>50905009
>>50905028
this is such a bad cyoa
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>>50906738
Here's something better.
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>>50906738
I like it
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>>50906594
Hey Erotic Descent Guy, I got a build. I tried to do a write-up but I am apocalyptically bad at writing. I would like any feedback you can give me if you are interested in it for the Allies and Rival section.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/bxmlek02y4ksa42/The%20Forebearer%20of%20War.txt?dl=0
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>>50906986
Yeah, I can take it. Maybe clean it up a little in the compendium, if that's all right with you.
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>>50906822

why do you taunt me
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>>50907038
Don't start digging a hole, now.
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>>50907030
Go ahead, just saw that you were still accepting builds. Hope people like it in there. This is dropboxanon, if you do a clean up for it, could you post it here or send it to [email protected] ?
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>>50906822
I feel like if I respond to this I'm invoking some future danger.
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>>50905129
The Apartment

so long as dear old uncle doesn't lock me inside
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>>50906738
you mean one of the best
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>>50905002
When are we going to find out who did what?
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>>50905002
Volentia, no contest. I like cats, I like libraries, I like forests, I think her hat is fantastic. I'm about as much of a homebody as she is, I'm happy to hang around and keep her company, it's highly unlikely that there'd be anyone for her to feel jealous about, I can tolerate a small amount of insanity, and I'm somewhat curious about that bomb figure.

My only worry is that her attitude towards me might reflect desperation more than actual affection.
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>>50907064
Sure thing!
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>>50907351
You know, after looking over this a few times, I've come to realize that my entry isn't the best. And this is why I don't do companions that much.
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>>50907511
Off to bed now, and I might not get a chance to reply to anything tomorrow morning. Still, I'll read what's posted and reply when I can, if relevant.
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>>50906944
>>50907351
The style, quality and quantity of the writing is so up and down. Most of the characters are complete juxtapositions when lined up like they are. The inconsistency is killer.
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>>50907572
That's probably because each character was written by a different person.
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>>50907516
You're free to re-submit if you want.
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>>50907741
Nah, I'm good. The only way for me to change it is to provide a complete overhaul to the character, which would ruin the lore of the cyoa. Therefore, I choose to take this as a learning experience on how to better write companions.

Also, I have my next cyoa to work on.
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>>50907741
where was this shit. I would have liked to have been a part of it even though I've only made 2 "big" CYOAs
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>>50907664
>That's probably because each character was written by a different person.
Yes.
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>>50907777
Nice repeating digits.

It spontaneously came up in the thread one night and a bunch of us scrambled to get it organized. We wanted to do it as a Christmas gift to the thread, but realized that we had less than 2 days to complete it.

>>50907779
That's usually the end result of what happens when you try to organize some two dozen people into helping you write a CYOA in 24 hours.
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>>50907800
>>50907777
Oh yeah, and I'm still taking submissions. Will probably release another version for New Years; I've already received a few more to add.

Form is here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScazaT0Yh0rBz2NqE4D-YWsit5EHBRB-aUoNs3qtY4lpMJ7Vw/viewform
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What the fuck is going on with CYOA's recently? /d/ threads getting trashed, /tg/ threads getting trashed. Is it a big conspiracy to drive /cyoag/ out of 4chan completely?

Is this how minorities feel
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>>50907887
'Cause they're not allowed on /d/ and blame the /pol/lacks for shitting up our past few threads.
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>>50907887
A new fucboi mod needs a hot dicking.
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>>50907741
Did you get my submission?
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>>50907887
/d/ threads are ALWAYS deleted. Don't act like that's new.
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>>50908022
I did. As I said here >>50907804 I'll be releasing a new version of the CYOA on New Years with all the new submissions.
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>>50905626
Not yet.

>>50905635
Not quite what I was looking for, but thanks anyway.

>>50905754
Thanks for the ideas

>>50905778
OK, anon.
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>>50908077
Neato
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>>50906086

Looks like maybe you won't see this for awhile, but I'll try and get a better write up in the next day or two. I can adjust the details for The Barred One to make it fit the description better.
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>>50906171
I recall Highlander in ":D" levels of despair from losing progress she had made on Word.

We probably won't see the update before 2017.
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>>50908042
They used to get pretty big and even hit the limit though. The last one got deleted at like 100 replies or something.
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>>50908491
When is your 'used to'? Just about every single thread for the last two years has been deleted early on. Whenever they do last beyond that it's just because a mod was scarce. As soon as the staff notices them, they get deleted.

Seriously though, stop bitching here. Nobody likes your whining. Suck it up.
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Whoops.
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>>50908546
This shade of red hurts my eyes.
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>>50908158
Hey Angel. If that's you, I read your build in the last thread and have a suggestion for any larger writeup you do. So far you've done a great job building up your character's power level. Being a minor Goddess similar in strength to Gods who have their own cults and rule entire planets explains why she's held in such high regard, even as a slave. It makes sense that she'd be displayed next to her owner's throne draped in fine fabrics and jewelry since anyone who has such a Goddess as a slave must be incredibly powerful themselves. And one who can imbue their offspring with her magical potential also has practical utility beyond being a showpiece. So I think I get what you're going for and so far it's pretty good. Then all of a sudden you're like, "But I'm a total sub and just accept my degrading position without complaint."
First of all, this takes a concept that could be interesting and renders it completely boring. Secondly, it's inconsistent with your character as you've described her so far. A Goddess like her who is used to ruling others ought to have ambition. You pointed out that beings as great as her are very rarely reduced to anything resembling slavery, usually quite the opposite. So she should be driven to exploit her own value, her children, and their fathers in order to increase her own power and influence. Instead of her pimps being paid in forbidden knowledge and powerful magical items while she settles for gold and jewels, she should be above simple material wealth and be doing whatever is necessary to secure secrets and magical items for herself. This would fit your character concept better and would make her much more interesting.
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>>50908562
Good, komrade. That means it's eliciting the proper emotions of AWE and REVERENCE in you.
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>>50908568
I dunno, I think it's because I have really good color vision (tests show it's better than 90% of women's, and I'm a man), so extreme shades of bright red or violet are too strong for my sensitive cones.
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>>50908564
That seems to really go against the fluff of the cyoa
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>>50908591
Not really. EDG said that the brides compete and participate in all sorts of palace intrigue and politics. Some of the older more powerful brides in the harem world have their own kingdoms And there's options that specifically allow you to get your own cult following. I think it would fit the fluff perfectly if she went for a more ambitious court intrigue style.
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>>50906162
Please post it, I want to play that.
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>>50905653
Okay posting initial build and early writeup, im not done yet Erotic Descent Guy, but let's just say I want this to be really long-winded when I get done with this sometime in the next few days.

Lavender CYOA

Faneas, Bride of Teiatat, the Begetter of Sorcery and Magic

70 Favor

Form
-Genitalia -25
--Vagina -14 +3 Allure
---Embellishments
---Lubrication
---Musculature
---Lumen
---Plush x3
--Penis -11 +3 Allure
---Lumen
---Pillar x3
-Shape
--Enticing
-Chest
--Gifted
-Influences -3
--Quasicosmic -4
--Multiplexive
--Metapsychological +1
-Face -4
--Regal +1 Status
--Chakra Eye -2
--Elder Gaze -2
-Flourishes -6
--Ouroboros Metabolism -2
--Lernaean Hymean -2
--Lactation -2
---Bountiful
---Addictive -3 +1 Status
---Dependent +3
--Ejaculation -2
---Aphrodiasic -3 +1 Allure
---Altruistic +3
--Puzzle Genitalia -1
--Perfect Neotony +3 +1 Pedigree -1 Allure -1 Status
Progeneration
-Strategy -3
--Pupation
---Multimetamorphosis -3 +1 Status
-Speciality -3
--Multidinous +1 Status -1 Pedigree -1 Allure
---Monarch -3 +1 Pedigree
Dowry
-Treasure -29
--Title -4 +1 Status
--Lavender Grimoire -7 +2 Pedigree
--Primoridal Woad -3 +1 Pedigree
--Abyssal Link -3 +1 Status
--Celestial Charms -3 +1 Allure
--Rite of Flesh Union -6 +1 Pedigree
--Rite of Echo Bestowal
--Regal Array -3 +1 Status
-Bonds -13
--Lavender Sprite
--Crimson Sprite
--The Eunuch -10 +1 Pedigree +1 Allure +1 Status
---Sweetened Pot -13 +1 Status
-Urges
-Stigmata +12
--Stigma of the Rising Star +12
Ambition
-Castellan of the Cosmos
--Crusading Conqueror +2

Stats: 7 Allure 6 Pedigree 8 Status

Cont...
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>>50905233
Thank you for your service.
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>>50908708
Cont..

The Begetter of Sorcery & Magic is one of the most frequently summoned, mysterious and malignant Brides of Teiatat. Even amongst her own hoards, those who are truly close to this Bride could be counted on one hand, number of digits notwithstanding. It is curious then, that The Eunuch stands firmly her in corner, irregardless of which of her many conquests or magical exploits she is undertaking...

She is popular all across Teiatat's immense domain, and the Cosmos at large due to her immense capabilities at fostering Magic with those who summon her, the offspring she rapidly reproduces, and in the region/sub-world/plane/et al. she has been summoned into. This is because she specializes in the (re)production of wisps, thousands to millions or even billions of wisplings birthed with each brood. The wisps then flood their environment,at first harmless and seemingly inert, the wisps
quickly begin to fight and cannibalize each other, with their carcasses rapidly increasing the nearby area's magical concentration.
After this initial salvo of carnage and violence, the wisplings undergo a period of hibernation, they become full wisps, with some continuing to evolve into other, higher, forms.

When she appears, to those unprepared for her visage, she has been known to cause complete mental collapse and retrogression to a child-like state (or the equivalent of). She appears right on the cusp of womanhood, her youthful and ripe figure the most innocent things about her. Though in actuality her appearance only serves to further heighten the perversion that she truly is, for every sex act with her is akin to taking the virginity of a maiden in the prime of her life. She is covered in a garment that seems to reflect light from an unknown source, awing even the most fastidious of garment critics the plane over, reflecting every color, regardless of it is on the rainbow or not.
Cont...
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>>50906418
Wait a darn minute, that Succubus CYOA was supposed to be lewd?!
For realsies??
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>>50908872
Beneath her attire is impossibly black skin, blacker than any abyss or void, if it wasn't for the faint white carvings on her skin that guide the eye towards her ample bussom, buttocks or reproductive organs, becoming lost in the cosmic nature of a being united with magic and forces beyond would be absurdly trivial. Yet, it is her face that is most regal and bewitching, with features that any mother, even a Shoggoth, could fawn over. Her hair is a crisp and luminous white, flowing behind and beyond her as if she was swimming in a river made entirely of magic. Her eyes are akin to two omni-colored pulsars, generating huge waves of magical energy, yet remaining within her complete and utter control.

Will continue more later
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>>50907800
>>50907804
Alright! I've sent my submission. Can't wait to see if people like her or not.

There a place we can see the approved submissions?
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>>50908568
It means it won't be read.
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>>50908876
Which one are you referring to?
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>>50908964
I didn't read your
Whole post before responding.
You said that last
CYOA wasnt lewd
Can you post this "hatch from an egg you're a succubus now" CYOA?
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>>50908980
I don't name files I save so it would be impossible for me to find it.
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>>50908909
>There a place we can see the approved submissions?
Not right now, only what I've released.

Thank you for submitting, I like her already.
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>>50908992
Weeeel guess I
Won't see it ever
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>>50905002
>Desperate for physical attention
>Listed under pros

Fucking /tg/
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>>50909080
I'm sure you'll find your standoffish love who'd rather not touch you somewhere in life, anon.
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>>50909080
I know right? And they're almost all like that. It's hilarious.
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>>50905129
I feel like you'd have to be an idiot not to take the free apartment. The only downside to it is that there's only one exit, which is.... not a downside at all.
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>>50906086

Interested, but I gotta come up with a proper name.

It's kind of weird, usually I let my subconscious chew on this kind of shit for and it'll pop up out of nowhere, but nothing has grabbed me by the collar and slapped me across the face and said, "Hey. You. This is the name you should use."
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>>50908877
Interesting, very interesting. Was a good read. A bride I'd like my build to bump into more often than not.
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>>50908546
>Wiabu Soldier CYOA.pdf
>not Fuck Your Eyes.pdf

You had ONE JOB.
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>>50908546
Looks more like something that wants to be a game than a CYOA.
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>>50905002
>>50905009
>>50905028
Lacey McNeil is top cute and seems less clingy than the others.

I'm going to assume that she was made by SDA and that remark about the suit wedging in her butt means she likes anal.

Angel Halo will help me deal with her shenanigans and Equalizer will help capitalize on the good luck Lacey gives me.

Of course, I'm gonna stay in CYOA Land. I'd miss my old life, but after a year here, I'd probably be used to it.
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>>50906086
I want to post my build when finished but I'm worried people will call me a furry despite me keeping within monster girl bounds because I'm taking a bunch of aesthetic animal traits and one super tricked out vagina.
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>>50909292
Does she have an animalistic face rather than a human one? Does she have fur even on her face and torso and even breasts? If yes, then she's a furry.
If no and no, then it's okay.

I'm making mine a prismatic dragon girl with a heart of fire, a halo of flame and a hunger for souls and power. She's ridiculous but not a furry. Human face, no scales on the bulk of her human parts.
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>>50909292
Now I'm going to call you a furry to mess with ya ;)
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>>50909292
If you're so paranoid about it, you could just shove it in a pastebin instead (which would reduce the chances of people calling you a furry by way of reducing the amount of people who'd bother reading the build, I'm pretty sure).
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>>50909329
Human face. Was thinking about fur in certain spots, like hands and the end of arms to go with the claws. Was thinking about the Crimson Stigmata so some natural weapons would be appropriate. Also maybe some around her neck/collarbone like a moth, since I was going to include some insect traits. Mainly going for a weird chimera of bits that I think look interesting aesthetically.

>>50909330
So mean.
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>>50909284
It is by SDA. Besides him saying he made her, look at the graphics and it's easy to tell.
She's the only character where all the textboxes are perfectly filled out. How incredibly lucky would it be for an anon to do that, when he doesn't know the dimensions of the boxes, the font and fontsize?
Samantha is close, she only needed one more line in the general box, but she has a line in the pro's with only three letters. The guy editing the CYOA wouldn't let that fly if he wrote it himself.
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>>50909389
It's a conspiracy, then.
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>>50905653
This is pretty cool but what would make for the best "fuck you I don't want to be a baby machine " route?

I hate pregnancy.
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>>50909558
No vagina BUT ALSO, take the rebel option, the eat to gain power option, and anything else that looks violent. Then kill all the things.
Personally, I took the Implements offspring. I figure they can be warships or bombs or something to help me kill all the things.
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>>50909558
The entire point is to be the 'wife' of an Outer God who represents certain aspects of life and who chose you specifically to go forth and multiply, bringing forth fantastic creatures, beings, and artifacts through your power.

That said, as >>50909577 points out, you can just have a penis and knock other people up instead of getting pregnant. You're still always expected to be making or bearing children though.
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>>50907804
>tfw have the idea for a fun character I know I'll enjoy writing
>tfw don't have the energy to write pretend-happiness
It's an abstract kind of hell.
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>>50909577
Well I want to be a pretty girl lol, i just don't want to be spitting out disgusting little parasites... God I don't like pregnancy and babies.

>>50909580

Yeah, I know it's a paradox. Are there like....non vaginal delivery options?
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>>50909558
>>50909577
>>50909580
You can just take synergism dummies, that makes it so you can't get preggo at all.
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>>50908959
I choose Hitler, he seems like he would be a more powerful ally in addition to the obvious waifuisation.
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>>50909595
Yes, just scroll down to the Progeneration section which has things like synergism and other things that modify the way you procreate.
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>>50909598
Unless something gets around it by parasitizing you. You're just perfect fodder for beings like Chaq then.
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>>50909598
How does that work? Poofing out shit works I suppose.
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>>50909595
You can get options for pregnancy in any orifice. that said, you can get delivery options like laying eggs or protoplasm. No babies. Again, that's what I did.
As for being hot, my killer is hot. A pretty girl, yes. One with wings, a halo, shining scales on her extremities and a bundle of death dealing magical energies inside her. She doesn't need to look like a deathray to be a death ray.

Or that synergism dummies thing. I guess.
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>>50909623
try just reading that section in the cyoa
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>>50909614
>>50909642
K, will do.

>>50909628
No eggs either, I generally have a massive phobia of physical birthing....stuff.
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>>50905002
Can someone post the CYOA by Ordion Anon? The one inspired by Asia?
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Repeating request from the last thread before everything turned into a shitfest:

I'd like if someone could post that cyoa posted some days ago, about a young deity living with you for 5 years.
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>>50909870
If it was posted a few days ago I'm sure you can find it in the archive
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>>50905179
I recognize most of these, but which CYOA is Alaska from?
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>>50910392
Evil PDF
Also I'm pretty sure there's an updated page.
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What is this 2004
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>50910485
>2
>yandere
>>50910511
Still can't decide between Monopolizing and Dependent. Or maybe Harmless.
Screw it, I need rolling.
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>>50910537
>harmless
Confirming my poor self-esteem it is!
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Well I tried to dump but it seems most of my shit is over 8Mb so I guess all these larger CYOAs will have to be split apart into different images at some point.
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>>50910570
If they're only slightly over 8mb, it's probably due to that bug that causes files saved from 4chan to sometimes become larger than they were for whatever reason.
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>>50910570
Haven't you heard about our lord and saviour?
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>>50905002
>>50905009
>>50905028
Hm....if have to go with either

>Cera Minne
>Equalizer

Or

>Clarissa Kant
>CapeHarmony

Slime waifu with a side of luck or nympho hero with the chance to gain powers through our fuckfests

I like Christara and Jean too, but gotta go with my gut. Or dick.
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>>50910604

Nah some of these range from 12 Mb to 23 Mb so I'll split them up, maybe chain post in another thread. Too lazy this early.
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>>50905705
angelanon is that one girl you can't help but bully because she's so adorable when she cries
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>>50910497
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>>50910623
Out of curiosity, where did you download CYOAs that won't fit on 4chan? I don't look for them anywhere else, so I probably haven't seen them before if they're ftom foreign, exotic land.
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>>50910729

Once upon a time there wasn't a file cap (within reason of course). Though some I got from another chan that doesn't have a file cap as well.
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>>50910829

Already answered that friend. Got them from another chan, or a long time ago.
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>>50910815
>he's actually posting the whole thing
What a madman!
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>>50910849

SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT WHY IT'S ABOUT WHY NOT!
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>>50910734
>>50910746
>>50910758
>>50910774
>>50910801
>not posting the latest version
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>>50910882
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>>50910882

I would love a latest version friend.
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>>50910893
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>>50910907
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>>50910920
2d (Majokko) wasn't updated, so it's the same as >>50910787.
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>>50910849
Yeah, especially since he's posting an outdated version instead of the latest one.
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>>50910943
he's like a senile old man ranting about the old days
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>>50910934
Here's the first page of v2, which will hopefully be completed eventually.
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>>50910955
>>50910939

If there is a latest version I'd love to see it.
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>>50910746
I am more interested in seeing these ones.
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>>50910973
>If there is a latest version
U wot m8?
It's in the drive, just like all the other ones.
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>>50911000

The dropbox throws a 'zip file too large' error when I try to download it.
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>>50911047
That's just because it's too large to scan, you can still download it.
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>>50905002
>>50905009
>>50905028
>Nobody ever picks your submission because they're not a super-thirsty goddess or some shit
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>>50911061

I sound like a moron, but how? I would like to see the updated archive, the one I have is clearly old as hell.
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>>50911099
That doesn't look like the drive...
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nTkNBbnFPYm9YeFU?usp=sharing
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>>50911088
There have actually been really few builds from what I've seen.
Who did you write? And don't give me that coy shit, tell me who so I can tell you why nobody picked her.
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>>50911117

I meant I want the whole archive, not just one folder or something like that. I want all of it. Is there no way to just download every single folder in the archive without having to make an account? Also the pic I posted was the Dropbox link in the pastebin.
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>>50911149
>I want the whole archive
Right click on "CYOA" in the breadcrumbs and there should be a download option there.

>Also the pic I posted was the Dropbox link in the pastebin.
I know, but it's outdated, the drive is the most up-to-date archive.
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>>50911173

Apparantly you have to have a google account to use such a feature and not download them all one by one. Thanks Google.
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So, err...

How long should it take to learn how to use Pixlr?
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>>50908959
I can't read Mayan, but I choose Hitler. He would have made anime real if the Jews didn't bully him so much.
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>>50906086
I'll have three for you later today. One stress-tess and two actual builds. On mobile now, though.
>>
>ADVENTURE MODE: Hoopa [5], Wigglytuff (procures Amaura) [4], Pichu (9 years) [3], Slurpuff [2], Genesect [1], Unown [0]

Now I'm in the Pokemon world, have an adorable Fossil Pokemon buddy, can't starve, have a personal HUD, and can talk to Pokemon. And I'm just headed toward being of age for an official journey! Wonder which region I'll end up in.

>WHO AM I? MODE: Lopunny [5], Manaphy [4], Slurpuff [3], Liligant [2], Gardevoir [1], Doublade [0]

In any case, it'd be fun.

And of course, the obligatory...

>ACCURSED SUCCUBUS MODE: Lopunny [5], Relicanth [3], Salamence [2], Gardevoir [1], Unown [0]
You can guess precisely why. Didn't have enough points for Ditto, too.
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>>50906086
Could I fluff a combination of Rite of Flesh Union and Widow's Hunger into a power similar to Auramoth's? Not sure that's the direction I want to take this build anyway but it would be a very useful power.
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>>50910599
And in this case, we gotta go with Sonja. I'd pick Sayama, but learning she'd hate me for so much as getting rid of something that's gone bad is a deal-breaker. Taste matters and my stomach's not made of iron.

>>50910605
THIS one on the other hand, contractually obliges me to praise the RNG and drink the Cherry Soda.

>>50910646
And for this I must employ REINCARNATION MODE.

>Romantic Knight, River of Time, Unity Umbrella

There are certain duties I am apparently heir to.

>>50910657
This one, on the other hand - requires another tactic.

>Twins, Dangerously Furry, Cut and Paste
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>>50910657
Favorite Gallery
>Ki
>Planes
>Godlike Power

Let's see how far down the rabbit hole I can go.
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>click on settings (top of 4chan page)
>open miscellaneous
>tick Custom CSS
>click edit
>paste this:

a.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}

>click save CSS
>click save settings

Done, you have your (you)s back.
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Can someone post slut life?
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Hey does anyone have the latest Arch-Demon CYOA?

I asked last thread but it seems no one did.
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>>50912167
You can find them in SDA's Mega folder, which is linked in the pastebin.
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>>50912117
no.
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>>50912288
Thanks mate.
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>>50912422
Remember, there is only one answer to these CYOAs.
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>>50912582
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>>50912117
i gotchu senpai
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>>50912597
And it's, no matter who you pick, you must out it in the butt.
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>>50912611
That's not the newest version, though. Here you go.
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>>50912582
Felira, Hell Castle, Balrogs, Colosseum. Develop my own powers over time, but still hang out with Felira because why the hell wouldn't I?

MEET ME IN THE PIT.
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>>50910542
>2 (5-10 years younger)
I'm 21, this could be awkward.
>9 (very light/pale)
My yandere is apparently an emo teen.
>1 (Brown eyes)
Normal eyes.
>9 (Red hair)
Maybe they're more of a scene girl then.
>5 (D cup)
Impressive, considering their age, they might even get bigger.
>5 (Average)
I like a good ass, but this'll do.
>5 (Orphan)
Does this mean I'll have to provide for her? I mean, I don't really mind, but times will be a bit tight.
>9 (Slut)
Aside from the orphan bit, she literally is a scene girl with daddy issues.
>10 (Athletic [Sub-roll: 3])
Neat, she's gonna keep a fit body for a while then.
>1 (Firearms & Tactics [Sub-roll: 3]) (Bonus: Survivalism [Sub-roll: 3])
Uh oh.
>4 (A head shorter)
Seems about right.
>3 (Skinny [Sub-roll: 10])
With the athletics, I assume she is very toned.
~
>19 (Sickly)
Not sure how this can fit with athletics, I'll write about a date to change it

>15
One of our first "dates" was after she had asked to borrow some money and wouldn't tell me what it was for. It ended up being that she had gone through my search history and found that I had been looking up hiking routes, so she got a couple of coach tickets for us to visit the lake district!
We had a hell of a weekend, we took a tent with us, and a couple of sleeping bags (though we ended up only using one).
Overall, 10/10, would spend hours watching the stars and seeing the sun rise over the hills again.
~
>14 (Crime ring [Sub-rolls: 16, 5, 13- Acid, A chair, and Sudden disappearances)
Aw fuck, hopefully she'll keep me safe, and worst case scenario, we go innawoods/a few miles away from the nearest Ikea for a bit.

I feel like there has been/should be an anime about some hapless guy picking up a yandere crime boss, and having to figure out how to live his life normally with all the wacky crime-related shenanigans that come with her.
Although I picture a woman in a suit, rather than a teen.
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Where did all these namefags come from? There weren't this many a few days ago.
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>>50912719
When a mommy namefag and a daddy namefag love each other very much, they bump the uglies and reset their routers and within a few moments a new namebabby is born.
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>>50912698
Oh, damn, left the name on.
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>>50912719
Just a bunch of memespam retards that don't make cyoas anymore.

And Ordion Anon
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>>50910588
I choose meowth six times.
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>>50912787
>memespam retards that don't make cyoas anymore
Hey, a couple of them are. I mean, glacially slowly, but still.
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>>50912719
in /cyoag/ or discord?
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>>50912787
You forgot me, anon.
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>>50912719
Jumpchain is invading.
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>>50912972
Sorry. I've been busy trying to make a much larger (albeit less decorative) project. I've done a couple of CYOAs / updates in between at least.
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>>50913085
>>50912719
I like how shitposter-kun has given up on even replying to me anymore.

I still love you, anon.
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>>50913119
they're eating our (You)s! stealing our waifus! and taking our JERBS
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>>50913252
Nah, we made them into waifus, first. Now they're a part of our harem.

MGCYOA, next year.
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>>50909595

Maguically trainsform into a Futa with a dick used for Impreg. when not having fun.

(Buy one Dick and one Vagoo.Then get the right kind of form of transformations.)
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Didn't Scientist say that the Necromancer update would come out around 25th?
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>>50909726
There you go sport
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>>50914157
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>>50914192
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>>50909111
Who doesn't want their SO to touch them? If I'm a "normie" for enjoying the feeling of my partner cleaving to me, so be it.
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>>50914428
>Who doesn't want their SO to touch them?

I don't but then again I'm a basement dwelling autist that only exists to shitpost on korean carp farming boards.
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>>50914488
Fear of physical contact can be a sign of actual autism.
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>>50914428
>mfw I can't hold my waifu
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>>50914428
There's a pretty big difference between
>wants your girlfriend to care for you
and
>clings to you, won't let you go to the bathroom alone
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>>50914428
I dunno, getting cleaved by a waifu doesn't sound fun to me.
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>>50914556
>not wanting your girlfriend to hold your hand while you poop

It's like you don't even know what true love is.
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>>50914576
Can a girl really say that she loves her boyfriend if she isn't ready to eat his poop?
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>>50911289
Get fucked you eternal sack of shit.
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>>50914571
What if your waifu is High Overlord Saurfang?
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>Your girlfriend will never tie you to the bed and refuse to let you go, insisting that you can live a fulfilling life without ever getting up and offering to drink your piss so that you don't need to go to the bathroom

Why am I even alive?
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>>50914556
Jeanne's description doesn't have anything about clinging to you or violating your bathroom time, she just really wants the skinship and fucking upfront.

>>50914571
There's a pretty big difference between your waifu cleaving you, and cleaving to you. Hint: the second one is generally positive and involves both sexy time and delicious emotions.
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>>50905653
>Vagina (70)
>Second vagina (67)
Womb becomes a "bizarre biological construction"
For vagina one:
>Embellishments, musculature, cilia (one tentacle), 3x plush (54)
For vagina two:
>Lubrication (includes contact aphrodisiac and "flavor alterations"), lumen (also applies to the inside of my mouth), cilia (a few tendrils), 1x plush (46)
The idea here is to start in vagina two and finish in vagina one.
This section really did the thing, dang

>Enticing (46)
Honestly I'd much rather go for "cute" than either "sexy" or "average"
>Gifted (46)
>Pseudodevascent + Quasicosmic (40)
Going with "eerie"/"Eldritch" instead of holy/unholy
>Xenosubstantial (38)
My insides and organs are replaced by tentacles.
>Metapsychological (39)
(I can't figure out what most of these things actually do. Your writing confuses me.)

>Seductive (39)
Going with subtle/cute
>Rare hunger (41)
Chocolate
>Godly cleanliness (39)
I am not comfortable with how those semen options make me feel...
>Aesthetic Mutations (38)
Just in case

>Cultivation (38)
>Rapid maturation (35)
>Imprint (38)
>Humanoid (38)

>Title (34)
>True Name (30)
>Nuptial Torc (33)
I love when cyoas give points for this. They always fail to make it sound bad.
>Lavender Grimoire (26)
>Crimson Manual (22)
Gotta be able to protect my husbando
>Primordal Woad (19)
>Abyssal Ink (16)
>Seductive array (13)
I can still wear regular clothes, right? It just means I have a wardrobe of this stuff?
>Sans Serviterus (17)
Basically free points. I don't plan to ever use them.
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>>50914793
>Throne's Shadow (20)
Cerebral Recurve is tempting, but not for my I-would-pick-this-if-cyoa-was-real build
Hold on, Nightmare Cycle says Brides don't have menstrual cycles. Does birth control etc. still work? Because I want to be a Twinkie, not a Toaster Strudel.
It also says you're forced to have sex twice a day, and doing it yourself doesn't work. That really sucks.
Or does all that stuff only apply if you pick the option? Because I don't want to be pregnant all the time.

I'd rather stay on Earth than pick any of the Ambitions. Also I don't understand them.


Pedigree: -1+1+2+1 = 3
Status: -1-1+1+1 = 0
Allure: 4+1+1+1 = 7

Can I get more than 3 eyes with Chakra eyes? Like, being able to suddenly cover my entire body in eyes?
Can I activate and deactivate Elder Gaze? Because my entire plan is to be an Eldritch waifu trying to appear and act human, so I want this to be on in my Eldritch form and turn it off in my Human form.
And seriously, I get that you're going for a specific feel with the way you word things, but there are so many options I don't understand. What does Puzzle Genitalia do for instance? Maybe im stupid?
Also I notice a distinct lack of tentacles and reality-bending powers. Is there any chance you could add those? Otherwise I'm not really an Eldritch.
I can't understand what any of the Stigmas do.
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>>50912650
Oh hey, I've never made a build for this new version...

>Medium Mode
>Oldfag Origin (3 free)

>Body
New Body
Age: 18
Height: 5'3''
Face: Beautiful
Chest: b cup
Ass: Bubble
Genitals: Nonfertile Vagina
Hair Length: 6''
Hair Color
Eye Color: Unnatural Color
Skin Color: Brown
Body Type: Average
Voice: Feminine

Technopussy
Technoanal
Technomouth
Cum Connoisseur
Sensitive Body
+Erogenous Body
-Selective
-Right Moment
Gag Reflex
Flexible Holes
Piercings (Ears, Navel)
Symbol Shaped Pupils
+Indicator
Always Perky
Android
+All Freebies
Tail

>Housing
Deluxe Apartment
Bedroom
Deluxe Bathroom
Living Room
Kitchen
Shared Bath House, Night Club, Rec Room

>Clothing
Clothing Allowed
Accessories
Swimsuits
Lingerie
Cosplay
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>>50914817
If you want tentacles, then it's actually easy to get them. Cilia can give you tentacles in your vagina. Kleptozoological lets you add tentacles to yourself. With Multiplexitive, you can increase the number of tentacles.
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>>50914817
Tentacles, etc. are covered by the klept and xeno form types.

Reality bending isn't supposed to be a bride power, I think. But maybe the pseudo form would help.

Puzzle genitalia allows you to rearrange/reform genitals as long as you have both a dick and vagina.

Also, as I recall the author saying, you aren't allowed to stay on Earth. You don't have to take Ambition choices, but even if you don't you're still shunted off earth into some other part of the multiverse.
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>>50914979
I believe that if anon hasn't picked a choice that'll send him somewhere else, he goes to the labyrinth.
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>>50914969
Girly Closet
Fetishwear

>Hygene
Body Care kit
Makeup kit

>Food
Fresh Food
+Fast food

>Neighbors
Crystal
Henry
Kylie
John

>Entertainment
Drugs
Education
Personal AI
Computer
+Workstation
+VR
Outside
+Hoverboard

>Owners
Agent
Shapeshifter
Dragon
Public Casting Call

>Punishments
Meet n Greet
+Raffle (-58)
Glory Hole
+Thirsty
Mind Alteration
Locked In Heels
Cum Addict
Tentacles
Collar
+Forced

>Jobs
Idol
+Lewd Job
Escort
Part Time
Donator

>Time Adjustments
Long Play
+More time x5

Dunno what it is about being a slutty sexbot that sounds so appealing, but...
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>>50914975
>>50914979
Cooleridoo, adding that. I ended up with a bunch of leftover points anywho.
I want tentacles like the necromorph girl anon keeps posting though. Like, I can hide them. Because basically my body is supposed to be tentacles stuffed inside a flesh suit.
>you're not supposed to get reality bending
But how then can I become an Eldritch waifu? You're not really Eldritch if I can't erase a person from existance, or mind control people, or create stuff out of thin air.
>you can't go to earth
reee etc. Where then? I just want to be Nyarko, an Eldritch trying to seduce a human.

>>50914793
>Kleptozoological (18)
>Multiplexive
ALL THE TENTACLES
(I'm assuming I can summon them at will. Because, again, the whole point is being a mess of tentacles trying to appear human)
klept, xeo, multiplexitive
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>>50915084
The universe is apparently full of humans. Just find a planet.
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>>50914632
Then I'd question your taste in romantic partners, but not your taste in Orcs or in leaders.
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>>50915084
dangit and I keep forgetting to attach images
This is the necromorph girl anon keeps posting, and is close to what I want. basically be able to have tentacles come out of everywhere, because my body is tentacles
I swear I don't have a tentacle fetish. I've only read one porn about tentacles. It just fits the "be the eldritch waifu who can literally erase reality for her husbando but doesn't because it would make him mad so she only uses her powers when he wants her to"
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>>50914691
and what about being CLEFT IN TWAIN
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>>50915159
There are martial and sexual versions of that phrase as well.
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>>50914979
>>50915084
Quasicosmic specifically says that it gives you innate magical power.

As far as seducing a human on Earth, EDG is pretty much open to anything if you can make it interesting. So you should probably write up a story or explanation of why Teiatat would allow one of his brides to run off and mingle with lowly humans.

And you say that you took Nuptial Torc because you failed to see how it's a negative, but then you said you don't want to be pregnant all the time. You have high allure and ok pedigree. Choosing an option that gives others power over you probably isn't the best way to avoid being kept pregnant. The default position of brides in this is as baby making machines. You have to choose your options carefully if that's not what you want.
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>>50915131
You know, I guess that would be like Nyarko, since Earth isn't where she comes from.
That works, thanks anon!
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>>50915249
Who is this cuddle puddle?
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>>50915249
Looking at this thumbnail the face looked like Chuckie from Rugrats.
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>>50915243
>Quasicosmic specifically says that it gives you innate magical power.
Nice! I kinda forgot what I picked to be honest. The cyoa is kinda long (and, sorry, got boring near the end. I didn't understand that much.)
>you can seduce a Human but you need an explanation
I'll come up with something.
>an option that gives others power over you
Only one person. Or did I misread? Because I read it as "handing over the leash to my collar", which means only one person holds it.
If I misread, just remove it. That still leaves me with 15 points.
I can become a yandere willingly.
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>>50915314
There is a ritual that people could use to control you. It's supposed to be rare and they need to find you so it's unlikely on some backwater, but it is a risk.
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>>50915243
You know, a power for getting around easily even while heavily pregnant might make sense. Helps the more active or violent brides.
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>>50915243
See Nuptical Torc
> There exists a ritual, uncommonly known, that can create a leash for the Torc of a captured
Bride. Until such a leash is removed and destroyed, something the affected Bride is incapable of doing, the
Bride would be compelled to obey almost any command given by anybody who holds the other end.
So I'm reading it as one person can form a leash (and I'll tell my husbando how to do it because being literally owned and 'forced' to wear a collar is my kind jam)
>>50915269
Don't know. Got her from the Miskatonic's game ( STILL NOT FINISHED)
>>50915330
If there is a risk of being forced to cheat, I can't take it. That shit is vile.
>>50915084
Remove Nuptical Torc (15)
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>>50915376
You should blow all your extra points on more vaginas so you can do that tentacle vagina thing.
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>>50915154
Alas, that kind of power is outside the scope of the cyoa. It's not meant to be super high powered.

You can get some magic though, as other anons mentioned.
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>>50915376
There is a risk irl of being forced to cheat... it's called force. Better slit your throat rather than take the risk. You know, since it's so vile.
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>>50915461
Anon, be fair to him. There's a difference between 'man overpowers you' and 'cultists can use this ritual to make you their slave'.

He can also vastly reduce the likelihood of the first with the right build.
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>>50915454
I could get five more, but I think 2 are enough for a human. after some point, it would get stressful for him knowing he, you know, "can't fill all my holes".
You know... I decided not to write it, but in my first post, where I said that thing about covering my body with eyes?
yeah... I also want to be able to spontaneously create vaginas. like, just cover my body in them, so my husbando can, basically, have me create a hole wherever he wants. he's into feet? foot vagina.
i mean, i think ti would be funny, and you never know if you'll meet someone who actually likes that kind of thing

>>50915459
dangit. i just want to be the eldritch waifu.
>>50915461
rape isn't cheating you weirdo. rape is rape, cheating is cheating.
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>>50915488
Sure, there's a difference. But the slavery isn't what was worrying them, it was the cheating.

>He can also vastly reduce the likelihood of the first with the right build.
Most people don't have the dedication to change their build irl.
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>>50915515
Pretty sure nobody was talking about trying to replicate their build in real life.
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>>50915512
Puzzle Genitalia would let you do the spoilery stuff, I think.

You can still be eldritch. Just not to the level of wiping out sections of reality with a thought. Sorry anon.
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>>50915549
Neither was I. I was telling them to slit their throat irl because they might be forced to do something vile and they aren't willing to take that risk....

In hindsight, that was pretty harsh. Sorry bro. I should have been more fair.
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>>50915454
wait can i combine them?
Can i create tail-pussy?
>>50915554
>Puzzle genitalia
I mean, I have the points
>>50915084
Add Puzzle genitalia (14)
>can be a mess of tentacles
>can't uncreate people, can't mind wipe people so I can give my husbando whatever he pleases, can't destroy the sun because my husbando says the sun is getting in his eyes and I misunderstood what he said
aw man... I just want unlimited power, then never using it. is that so much to ask?
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>>50915639
Well you're just a newly reborn bride. I'm sure you can gain vastly more power over time. Sadly you wouldn't be able to lead a comfy life with your husbando if you try to, especially since the only thing brides are good at is having super babies they can use to gain power and influence.
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Working on xenology non-stop is really sapping my moral

I'm going to work on that SW CYOA, I'll come back to xenology later. How does this look?
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>>50915811
And the plan, if anyone has something to suggest.
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>>50915829
oops
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>>50915811
>>50915842

Looks nice
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>>50915811
>>50915829
>>50915842
Looks super garbage. Who knows though, it's all in the execution.
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>>50915701
>implied implications
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>>50915811
I wanted to make this one in Pixlr, so it would look all fancy.

I now realise that I lack the necessary skills.

one day
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>>50915868
What could I change?

I aim to please, Anon.
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>>50915925
How do you acquire or improve upon a skill?
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>>50915945
practice?
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>>50915960
attaboy!
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>>50915978
I've spent all day figuring out how to use the damn thing...

I'm still no good with it, but I'll keep at it,4u.
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>>50916026
Why aren't you "buying" Photoshop like all the cool kids?
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>>50916053
I want to "buy" it.

I just don't know how to "buy" it. Teach me?
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>>50916085
I can, but only in Arabic. Deal?
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>>50916085
Is it still kickass to be outside during a torrent?
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>>50916147
Don't do this to me Anon

I don't want to be b&
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>>50916209
get on the discord and I'll give you an invite to a tracker so you can get it. PS really is the easiest to use.
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>>50915940
Not him but it could use quests, and if I were you I wouldn't use canon (or at least well-known characters) as companions, I'd create them. That thing about you being THEIR sidekick in particular is silly.
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>>50916209
It's ok. You didn't choose to be what you are. I'm going to hold you to some responsibility for what you become, though.
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>>50916159
Yes?

No?

Maybe?

I don't know...

Can you repeat the question?
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>>50915919
Are those supposed to be snakes? Why do they look so slimey?
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>>50916271
Sorry, but I have to decline. For various reasons.
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>>50916281
Yes, quests are a good idea actually.

I'm not sure what's so silly about being the companion of a major character though.
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>>50916370
fuck me for trying to do a favor then
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>>50916434
I wasn't being facetious.

Thank you anyway.
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>>50916425
It's one thing if the companion is a jedi knight you're studying under and eventually you graduate and level up to partner/friends, but being a toady your whole fantasy is goofy.
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>>50916504
Point taken
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>>50916366
I don't know anon, but I will take this as an excuse to post more Miskatonic.
>>50915269
While looking for more stuff I realize that's her actual name.
http://themiskatonicgame.tumblr.com/post/139242785387/nice-close-up-of-cuddle-puddle-while-i-work-on-the
Did you know?
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>>50915842
So, what about the stats vs vague descriptions issue?

I feel like stats facilitate min-maxing, which is something I personally dislike in CYOAs.
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>>50910588
>>50910542
>>50910511
>>50910503
>>50910497
>>50910485
>someone just posts your 6 favourite cyoas at once

Thank you, whoever you are
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>>50916620
Just go with ranks, one through four, each giving a description. The guy that did the Hunter cyoa with the yandere superhunter got it right.
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>>50916663
>ranks one through four
I don't understand
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>>50916706
Rank 1, as strong as a fit man, rank two, strong as an olympic athlete, rank 3 superhuman, rank 4 majorly superhuman. That kind of thing.
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>>50916751
Ok, I get it
>>
just take off your name you stupid asshole
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>>50916773
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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>>50916159
They got taken down.
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>>50916271
>Having to make an account in your shitty secret clubhouse.
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>>50916787
Hey, you're not me!

I'm me!
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>>50916814
Dude I've been there, it ain't worth it. Imagine a circle of retards jacking each other off while pissing and shitting themselves.
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>>50916814
You don't need an account, unless they set it up stupid.
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>>50916773
Woah, ok...

Who shitposted in your coffee?

oh
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>>50913251
I'm afraid that's a swing and a miss, Smug.
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>>50916895
Recognizing your own sin is the first step in redemption.
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>>50916808
It's back up, actually. Missing a lot of what was there, but the website exists again and if people upload again it'll rebuild. It's not like it's hard to find a Photoshop link, either way.
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>>50916871
You do for discord.
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>>50916986
You used to be able to join with just a link.
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>>50916956
>It's back up, actually.

That's good to hear.
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>>50916546
> Cuddle Puddle
Oh god its one of THESE bad ends.
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>>50916860
>The generic "Muh Discord sekrit club" argument
It's not that different than the thread, to be honest.

Only difference is we have dead weight who shouldn't be there, like tunebuggy.
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>>50917079
Nobody trusts you to be unbiased about your shit club.
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>>50917114
Anon, if you're too autistic to join, then there's no reason to be splerging like you are.

It's starting to smell.
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>>50916546
yeah... can't say I was happy seeing that being added. The post also made it sound like the scene wouldn't have a punchline.
Rape isn't funny.
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>>50917161
>>50917073
ir's too late

I'll stop posting Miskatonic next thread don't worry. I'm being obnoxious I know but I love this game and I want it to be released now.
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>>50917189
lets have sex obnoxious person, if you dont agree i will hate you forever
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>>50916860
>>50917079

Chat rooms generally kill generals (see /mhg/ and /evn/), but considering our Discord is filled with old authors bitching about how no one pays attention to them because they don't make CYOAs....it's not so bad here.
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>>50917234
well im a boy and you probably are too, and i'm not gay, so that won't work.
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>>50917283
I wonder what the south is like in this lovecraftian apocalypse.
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>>50917235
Than the discord chat and previous /cyoag/ irc has been slowly killing us for years I guess.
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>>50917347
As in the American Bible Belt?
The setting is London, the protagonist having returned from America.
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>>50917352
it kinda has desu. Authors who go there rarely post in thread, except SDA.
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>>50917373
No, the bible belt is cross-regional. I mean the American South East, from Virginia down to Florida west to Louisiana.
>>
Someone's gonna need to bake a fresh bread here in the next hour.
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>>50917377
Most of the people post in the thread, it's only like one or two of them who openly don't go to the threads anymore whom I'm not very fond of, either.
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>>50917418
Nice lack of evidence.
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>>50917377
We're just shy.
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>>50917430
Well you could just see for yourself anon. The channels right there and Sandra is kind of correct.
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>>50917430
Of course there's evidence. It's me, I'm the evidence.
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>>50917483
You call THAT evidence? Are you sure that attorney's badge you're wearing is real, Mrs. Sandra? I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you a penalty for this one.

(WHAM!)
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>>50917394
I'm afraid to disappoint you, I don't think America will be mentioned in the game.
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>>50917534
But I'm not the attorney, I'm the actual evidence. It's an evidence badge.
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>>50917557
Wait, I'm confused. I don't know anything about what you're talking about, but I read the text in this image: >>50917283 and it said NEW ENGLAND. Unless the plot involves renaming regular England (like Fallout: New Vegas did), then at the very least it does mention America.
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>>50905002
I've never actually made any CYOA anything, but I kind of want to write a spambot waifu who lists her hobbies as "writing letters, reading text, and identifying objects in photographs. I also like studying computer security." With a job description along the lines of "I deliver important information to valued customers."

Pros: Can get prescription medication really cheaply for some reason.
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>>50917471
>Making an account to join your secret clubhouse
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>>50917580
I'm pretty sure it takes place in an England, since the protagonist returns to England from America. I don't think they'll say much about the outside world
The setting is one where Shoggoths are cute animals, where England is filled with cannibals.

>tfw file includes possible malicious code
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>>50917649
>Anon complains of elitism.
>When he can join in and see what is what at any time.
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>>50917670
It's fine.

If he's this autistic, the chances are that nobody would want him in the chat anyways.
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>>50917670
>>50917691
Everyone knows the best secret clubhouses are invite only.
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>>50917670
>>50917691
>>50917726
"Any club that would accept me as a member," etc.
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>>50917670
By being forced to make an account and suck up to the chat owners.
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>>50917726
The best secret clubhouses also involve elaborate often sexual initiations/hazing.
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>>50917754
Yes, being a part of a group often involves joining that group. Stop confusing elitism with being a part of an identifiable group.
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>>50917726
>>50917754
>>50917778
It's not invite only. You know that.

Gotta go through initiation first, though.
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>>50917754
You don't need to make an account.
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>>50917189
>tfw can't even rip Miskatonic off and make a cyoa about it because the game STILL ISN'T OUT
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>>50917754
But that's literally false. I just joined the chat without making an account to prove that you are a fucking retard.
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>>50917934
See? I fucking KNEW I remembered that about Discord.

Fuck you dumb anons gaslighting me.
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>>50917880
I need to confirm or deny a rumor: Are you or are you not into penis-in-butt?
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>>50918042
I think it's more butt-butt-butt. Like I think Sandra's fine with tongue-in-but or fingers-in-but or butts rubbing together slathered in oil, doesn't matter. She can fap to it all.
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>>50918059
She has a fap stick?
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>>50918102
Dildos are procurable in most places these days, even in those where they are not strictly allowed.
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>>50918161
>>50918161
>>50918161
>>50918161
>>50918161
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>>50918160
>tfw you will never be a cute girl trying out her first vibrator
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>>50917557
Innsmouth ain't European, anon.
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>>50918160
I didn't know women jacked off dildos. I thought they stuck them in their holes.
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>>50918355
Repeatedly inserting a dildo into yourself can bear a remarkable resemblance to jacking off.
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>>50918378
I must be doing it wrong then.
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>>50918408
Yeah I was never a fan of "hold it gingerly with my hand shaped like a beak"-style masturbation. Grip the base with a fist and plunge it in solidly. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
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>>50918378
>>50918408
>>50918465
Girls are weird.
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>>50918378
>>50918465
You're a real loosey goosey, you know that?
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>>50918465
Gross, faggot.
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>>50918507
How so?
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>>50918556
I picture you as this massive slut that basically jackhammers herself as hard as possible with weird dildos like you're trying to dig a mine. Probably real beat up down there.
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>>50910542
Yander:

> age: 25
> Skin, tan
> Blue eyes
> Brown hair
My Yandere's room is a cool mix of blues and mellow yellows with a few old wool blankets and an antique refurbished dresser.

> Average breasts, D cup
I'm attracted to her because of her stoic kindness. She's willing to act as my rock when I am overwhelmed.

> Butt, smallish
She doesn't like to admit it but she loves my gentleness. I'm kind of a bastion of normalcy in her crazy world of magic and mayhem

> Magical girl, (counts as 9 for magical features)
I met her while waiting for a delayed flight in an airport. She took me for something to eat while we waited and ended up rooming beside me when they had to put us up at the airport for the night.

> Personality: Proper and courteous
Her "co-workers" dont like her very much but that's mostly jealousy. She understands how much of the magical underground acts as a pyramid scheme and won't let them forget it.

> acts like she isn't smart or strong, but is realllly strong and fast, like much more then her muscles suggest.
She once bridal carried me across a mostly flooded street. It was spring and a flash flood had hit our area of the city. We had to get back into our apartment building and I was worried about soaking my skirt. She picked me up and walked me over to the building.

> Interested in cooking, and using "illegal" ingredients
She wants to not eat my cooking. Ever. and has this fantasy where she cooks me this fantastic dinner and I love it and then she eats it off me.

> a head taller then me
She likes her height and appreciates the intimidation factor in her line of work. Although, she doesn't like having a hard time finding things to wear.

> Average body
She wishes she was skinner. I disagree.
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>>50918582
Lol. I can see that. The violence of the action is mostly in the mind, though.
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>>50918595
> Physical features: Muscular
our 5th date saw her wanting to do a day trip out to a conservatory. She drove us up there in a rented convertible she had used in a "business trip" previously. Unfortunately we discovered the roof wasn't working when it started raining. we spent the night waiting the rain out in a roadside motel. It turned out to be a fantastic date anyways. We changed into some of the clothes she had brought for her trip, ate dinner at the attatched dive bar and then watched bad TV while curled up together.

> Magical features: Is a witch
I caught her warding my apartment and forced her to tell me what she was doing. It turns out she was protecting it from the things that go bump in the night using wards made from the blood of things man was never supposed to know.

> involved in a crime ring, (2 weapons, 1 tell)
She owes favors to the local wizard syndicate. I was "invited" to visit one of the elders as leverage against her. I spent the better part of a week being held prisoner while she had to enforce one of the Syndicates laws in order to get me back. Up until that point our relationship hadn't gone farther then moon eyes, extended conversations and coffee. After that her Yandere tendencies started to surface and she conveniently found a vacant apartment across from me.

> Weapons: A magic or supernatural method, Piano wire

> Tell: She starts coming onto you, Hard
She doesn't really crack, but, adrenaline has always lowered her inhibitions enough that her immense sexual frustration shines through.
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