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>>50900473

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>>50900482

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>>50900493

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>>50892396

Ok so I made a really big update for my Lavender build! I added The Barred One which let me get Sensual Ritualists and a couple other upgrades. And I did a whole new write up going through each choice individually instead of the short greentext I had. I had to pastebin it though cuz it'd be like 4 pages of posts! Idk how much more there is to add to the cyoa, but it's starting to feel pretty complete! Please let me know what you think!

http://pastebin.com/AKR4DjRu

>>50900473
>Where do you arrive
Ottoman Empire, year 1453, a few months before the Ottomans conquers Constantinople
>Apperance:
A manly man, blonde hair blue eyes, tall and muscular, the whole shebang. I'd make Hitler gush in his panties.

Drawbacks:
>Shared World [140]
Personal quests:
>An empire eternal (Commander and Economist free upon completion)
I will spend the 10 points on powers for my Great Descendants if we complete it.

>One percenter [139]
>Genius 2 [133]
>Memory of the ages 1 [130]
>Polyglot [125]
>Gift of Gab [120]
>Commander [115]
>Economist [110]
>Map Maker [105]
>SEP Field [100]
>Strength and Speed 2 [92]
>Reflexes and Reaction 2 [84]
>Impervious 3 [72]
>Pain control [70]
>Regeneration 3 [61]
>Endurance 2 [53]
>Super senses 0
>Temperature tolerance 0
>Diet 2 [48]
>Sanitary convenience 2 [44]
>Iron gut [43]
>Beauty [41]
>Divination, Major [31]
>Telepathy, Major [21]
>Enchanting, Minor [16]

>Descendants: Strength and Speed 0, Diet 0, Genius limited, [6]
>Book of knowledge [1]
>Personal Omni-Wear [0]

The goal is to earn my place in the nobility, and eventually take the place of the Sultan. First by being a major part in conquering Constantinople, then later being the key to taking Belgrade and taking Hungary a few decades earlier.
Then spend half my time enjoying my harem, and the other half exploring the world.
More like spend 80% of my time with my harem, and 20% of the time traveling the world for more women ayy.
I focused on being able to lead and do combat, and not die to poison or get ganked in my sleep. A capable leader is a loved leader, but I have to earn my spot as leader.
I also picked some powers to give to my kids because I will obviously have a hundred or more alive at any given time.

I want to beat Spain in colonizing the New World. I also want to prevent Spain from discovering the sea route to India, though I'm not sure how.
I didn't know exactly what direction to take it so I hope this is an okay build.

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Does anyone have any superhero CYOAs?

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>>50900668
>I'd make Hitler gush in his panties.
is this gonna be THAT kind of rp?

Can someone post that CYOA that was posted a few days ago, about some young god thing living with you for 5 years?

>>50900668
>The goal is to earn my place in the nobility
Middle class GTFO

Also, it's a matter of taste but when you have immortality and any year to choose from why would you start at the same time as the society you're trying to ingratiate yourself into? Just start a few thousands years prior so you can get in on the ground floor, as it were. Start a family, share your name with a few key people, then just hang out in the shadows for a while until you get to the year you want.

>>50900668
That's not a bad way to gain influence but I'm not sure about your leadership. When will you have time to rule? Will you just delegate everything to Viziers while you fuck half the empire's population?

Scientist pls, when is Necromancer coming out?

Are therw any decent gay/husbando cyoas? Fags need waifus too.

>>50900555
Your fetishes are disgusting Angel.

>>50900874
check your inbox

right NOW

>>50900853
>fuck half the empire's population
I didn't plan for my harem to get THAT big. You can lead a country while enjoying your harem.
Remember I don't need to sleep, that's eight more hours in the day.

>>50900912
Have you and Scientist finally become an almagam of authors?
I mean you had it a long time coming, so it doesn't surprise me

>>50900908
>Are therw any decent gay/husbando cyoas? Fags need waifus too.
Wait, I'm confused. Which kind of CYOA are you looking for?

>>50900605
Interesting concept, but the font color, size and formatting make my eyes bleed, so I can't actually read much of it.

>>50900908
There will be when you make one !

>>50900946
Any involving choosing from a wide selection of attractive men.

>>50900948
It's also a really old CYOA.

>>50900961
Then why did you say "fags need waifus", when you're looking for ones that grant you husbandos?

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Notice me, Erotic Descent Sempai.

>>50892396
Karda Ezpata, the Mother of Swords

Pedigree: 9
Status: 6
Allure: 3

Fluff soon. Concept is an incredibly magically powerful woman who turns the seed of her partners into weapons of extraordinary power, although sometimes at a terrible price.

Form
-Genitals
--Vagina
---Embellishments 1
---Lubrication 1
---Musculature 1
---Cilia 2
---Lumen 2
---Plush x2 6
-Shape
--Modest
-Chest
--Gifted
-Influences
--Xenosubstantial 2
--Quasicosmic 4
--Multiplexive
-Face
--Regal
---Chakra Eye 2
---Elder Gaze 2
-Embelishments
--Lactation 2
---Bountiful
---Nurturing 3
---Aphrodisiac 3

Progeneration
-Strategy
--Pupation
---Multimetamorphosis 3
-Specialty
--Implement
---Engine 3

Dowry
-Treasure
--Lavender Grimoire 7
--Primordial Woad 3
--Celestial Charms 3
--Argent Spark 2
--Argent Blaze 5
--Rite of Worldstepping 4
--Regal Array 3
-Bonds
--Knights-in-Crimson 8
--Prime Mate x1 4
-Urges
--Widow's Hunger 3
---Predatory
---Thrallmaker 3
-Stigmata
--Stigma of the Rising Star +12

Ambition
-Desire of All Cosmos
--Key Strategic Asset 2

>>50900909

Not weirder or worse than anyone else's around here!

>>50900970
Because waifu is the more commonplace and generic term for "fictional partner".

>>50901001
But it doesn't actually describe what you want, which is husbandos.

>>50900909
Don't feed her!

>>50900908
Just make a beefcake/bishounen CYOA already.

It's not like you're short on material to use. Who cares if 3 people are gonna do builds and then leave it be? That's the majority of CYOAs posted anyway.

>>50900555
This build seems to be better than your previous iterations. I'm a bit leery about your bending the barred one so far, it's supposed to be a "squick for favor" trade, but given what I know of you it might be much the same thing for you, just better flavored.

>>50900973
You are noticed, anon-kohai

I wondered if anybody would end up taking engine, but here you are. I'm eager for the write-up, I'd like to see how you've paired it with multimetamorphisis.

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>>50900948
I've always found this version more aesthetically pleasing, but the text runs off the edges.

>>50900473
>>50900668
>>50900929
Oh!! I participated in that along with Angelanon and Romananon last summer. Tons of fun but I don't think I have the energy to make another build in another shared world. It's just SO detailed. Still I'm glad to see it pop up.

The previous try sort of peppered out and we had to finish it on IRC with half a dozen people... And then three or four people... And then just two of us... That's when it got legitimately weird. Good times nonetheless! I wish you luck. If this RP doesn't take off don't get discouraged! Try another CYOA.

>>50901044
but he wants you to make it for him

>>50901073
Still a lot more readable.

>>50901054
If you had two brides with different progeneration strategies and specialties, would you be able to mix them (e.g. if one had Pupation strategy and the other had Implement specialty, their child could be a pupating implement)?

>>50901080
I don't want anyone to make anything for me. I was just curious if any already existed.

>>50901139
there's a gay pick your husbando cyoa
must be somewhere in the archives

>>50901120
Yes. Brides are explicitly capable of negotiating just such an arrangement.

Bride/non-Bride pairs are almost always overridden by the Bride, though.

>>50901166
Can the power of a multipupating progeny exceed that of their parent bride?

>>50901183
What are we talking about? Physical strength, sorcerous power, stuff like that? Yes, easily. That's what Brides are for.

If you're talking about breeding potential, that's more difficult. Once a Bride has a lineage with a pedigree approximately equal to their own, it's hard work to improve it any further. Mostly, at that point, I would think Brides start branching out instead of investing effort in diminishing returns.

>>50901054
Engine was my favorite strategy but it hasn't really felt right for any of my builds.

I guess it's the type of thing that I think is really cool but don't want to actually do myself.

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Thought this was a neat CYOA a few threads ago and finally made a Lord build.

>>50901236
So, how about changes in Pedigree or just saturation of divine essence by eating the spawn of other brides and, should one manage that, other brides themselves?
Anything to further explain this, other then how horrified everyone but the red-lipped must be?

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>>50901335

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>>50900940
>an almagam of authors
?

>>50901434
One head two butts, or at worst the other way around

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>>50901357
Lord

>Materium: (5000)
King's Regalia (50)
Ledger Archive (5)
Rare Material x100 (1000)
Dark Altar x10 (300)
Forbidden Knowledge x20 (200)
Holy Relic x100 (1500)
Rare Specimen x10 (200)
Hostage x10 (200)
Art x109 (545)
Gold x100 (500)
Magic Weapon x100 (500)

House Stonebridge

1500 Resources

>Structures (1500)
Totem x20 (500)
Dark Temple x10 (50)
Crafter Station x3 (60)
Wall x33 (330)
Goblin Town x11 (55)
Trading Post (5)
Road x36 (36)

>Immaterium: (30)
Beast Taming (5)
Natura (5)
Chimerism (10)
Monstrofy (10)

War Master

>Army (464)
Beastman x20 (20)
Giant (50)
Goblins x10 (100)
Goblin Priest x10 (50)
Monstrous Swarm Beasts x40 (80)
Monstrous Champion Beasts x20 (40)
Monstrous Giant Beasts x10 (100)
Troll x4 (20)
Personal Slaves x2 (4)

Spending a third of my total resources on Totems was maybe not the best idea but I wanted that Immaterium combination. Also could have possible laid out my troops better but this should do for most purposes. Really wanted to focus on monstrous beasts but I could use another giant and probably more humanoids.

>tfw tired of working on your cyoa
>only halfways
Tell me I'm not the only one with that feel.

>>50901509
>tfw the base stuff for the CYOA's been done for almost a month but I haven't had the motivation to hunt images and do the graphical design to make it pretty.
Who /lazydesigner/ here?

>>50901509
You aren't and this is not only a thing that happens to CYOA creators.

>>50901509
Not me. I love image hunting and can spend upwards of five hours doing it. I've got anywhere from 1 to 3 thousand images collected for the cyoa I'm making right now.

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lets try this again

I'm not just allowing you to criticise me, I'm asking for it

>>50901578
Are you sure?

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>>50901578
Also: the early embryonic form of a Starwars CYOA

>>50901054

Glad you like it! This write up explains my character better I think. I hope my interpretation of The Barred One is ok. It fits my character this way so I didn't feel like it was exploitong for points or anything.

>>50901547
>a month

Mate, I've got text sitting around here for a year now. And it's not even like graphic design bothers me, it's actually part of my current job. I am the lord of procrastrination.

>>50901600
Yes

Please anon, beat the ever loving shit out of me

Verbally of course

>>50901348
I dont understand your question?

>>50901644
>Verbally of course
Way to spoil the fun.

>>50901670
But why would you want to abuse me physically?

>>50901236
>What are we talking about? Physical strength, sorcerous power, stuff like that? Yes, easily. That's what Brides are for.
Even if either 1) the other parent was at most as powerful as the Bride in those areas, or 2) the Bride was both the mother and father of the child?
As for why, I just started wondering if it was possible for you to produce a progeny that could resist the Rite of Flesh Union, or if you could just keep absorbing your progeny (be it just for growing your own power, or to act as some sort of personnel carrier, or some other purpose that I can't come up with right now) without worry.

>>50901578
It looks good, but I'd say go for extended complexity and weirdness. Lookit some Giger shit.

>>50901648
Okay, this will be a long one, also expect things that might already have been clarified, I usually avoid pdf and all related discussion

>>50901742
Elaborate?

>>50901718
Because earlier some guys beat me at a video game and I can think everyone can agree that you personally are responsible for this.

Really, it's quite obvious. Why you haven't been lynched yet by an angry mob is beyond me.

>>50901741
I should hope so. I didn't raise no pansies, if they can't take me in a fist fight and wind up devoured or absorbed, that bloodline was going nowhere.

Is necromancer update ever coming?

>>50901805
Oh, I'm sorry Anon

Isn't Angel available?

>>50901825
Everytime someone asks it takes another week.

>>50901547
>tfw already did all the graphics and have almost enough pictures but can't get my shit together to start writing
Who /lazywriter/ here?

>>50901850
Last I heard she turned into some multi-breasted abomination that constantly gets milked and lays eggs.

I really don't want to get too close to that.

>>50901753
Take the skeletal structure, say you have a mixed species with a thick plate-like mix. For covering perhaps flagellum. There's lots of ways to get weird with it.

>>50901855
It's pretty bad, I need ten more options for this group of choices and I have notes for five.
Then I need 5-8 options for another group of choices. I'm still not sure about that group, but I can't get advice without ruining the concept.
That part of CYOAs sucks.

>>50901874
Really? D-d-did I have something to do with that?

No, no, of course not...

>>50901926
Wait, where you the guy who left the stove on?

>>50899540
Weren't you supposed to be releasing what author made what entry and gift?

>>50901886
Ah, I get it

I'll see what I can do

>>50901945
I... I don't think so?

Eh?

>>50901965
Cool, remember that we're dealing with xenosbiology, and can do some really out of this world shit that would not work on earth.

>>50901509
I always keep thinking about options of my CYOAs. Image hunting isn't much of a problem since I'm very efficient at finding great unusual art. But working on anything is great at the start and hard at the end. Just get it over with and finish it. My only problem is trying to out-do myself every time.

>>50901855
Also I have problems with creative and descriptive writing. Not lazy but it takes a lot more time than it should.

>>50901566
That's insane. You're going to sort through them for each option to compare and select one out of a dozen or something? What's it about and when is it due?

>>50901963
he said he would at new years, not that it really matters much.

>>50901855
I've been typing all this text up sporadically since late August, and I'm not done yet.

Also I'm saving the graphics stuff for after the text is done.

>>50901926
>anime stuttering
Please stop, you're becoming as bad as Quiet.

>>50901979
I talked about this back when I only had a plan for it.

The problem with xenobiology is I don't know how it works (because, you know, it's alien) and that makes it hard to implement. In the end, I decided to stick to what I know. I do want to come back and add alternate biochemistries etc. at some point.

>>50902018
Sounds like it will be a big cyoa

>>50902045
I talk like that in real life m8

Don't make fun of my speech impediment you ableist!

>>50902067
GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING GUYS

>>50902067
I attribute the slow pace more to how on some days (or more like 2 out of 3, if not worse) I do nothing about it, and on the days that I do, I tend to fart out all the text for one of the remaining options (and its suboptions).

>>50902095
To the pizza place?

>>50902095
Crashing with no survivors?

>>50902076
I seriously hope you don't stutter like a moe blob.

>>50902045
Also, who's Quiet?

>>50901509

Just stop for a while.

I've been working on and off on something for months. I get periods where I can't be bothered to touch it, and periods when I love it.

I've knocked out a page and a half since yesterday, which is more progress than in the month or two before.

Just do it when it's fun.

>>50902146
No

More like someone with a speech impediment

>>50902155
We don't talk about that.

>>50902155
This guy who replies to all posts and sucks on SDA's nuts

>>50902230
I still don't know who that is

>>50902168
But making cyoas is what I do. And there's so much stuff I have to make.

>>50900973
>>50901054
Another of the generation of Comet Princesses, the bride known as Karda Ezpata is a cunning woman who plays the part of a demure waif, allying herself with powerful warriors to bestow power onto them. She appears to be an ordinary if incredibly beautiful woman of her early twenties with hair like spun gold and glossy skin marbled with freckles that resemble the kiss of flame. Her nails and teeth are black iron, the shavings of which can be added to any crucible to improve the quality of the ore, and her hair (once removed plucked or cut from her head) becomes gold wire of the highest purity. The sheen of her skin reflects some distant flame, and her breath exudes primordial flame- intoxicating to those who seek fire and weapons of steel.

In the years since she was made a Bride, she has coupled with numerous warriors and made their seed into weapons, each uniquely powerful and as legendary as the person who wielded. After nearing the first instar of her young within her belly, the children emerge fully-formed from her womb as weapons of superb quality and obvious magical power. Swords are her preference: straight, curved and of various sizes, always ideally shaped for the man who sired the weapon, although she has been known to allow her children to take other shapes. As the legend of their bearer grows, so does the weapon. Eventually one blade becomes two, and then an arsenal. Once the claimant has a kingdom of their own, he feels a compulsion to plant the foremost of his collection into the ground and the others in a circle around it.

can someone post beri's soul witch please?

>>50902310
There the prime weapon will undergo a beautiful chrysalis- transforming into a great cocoon of spun crystal, fire and black iron lattice that proclaims the user's legend by its size. Once weeks have passed, the cocoon will fall away to reveal the ultimate symbol of the hero's rule. Some receive castles, towers of magecraft or flying fortresses, others a great juggernaut of iron capable of crushing armies with its step. Once the king is ailing and his conquests are over, the arch-weapon becomes sedentary, undergoing final metamorphosis. A city arises from this final cocoon, with the story of the king's triumphs laden across the streets and flying from banners- his palace and eventual resting place at the heart of the city. When the wielder and child eventually passing on, their legend persists in the kingdoms they established and the decaying city-body erected in those final years.

Still, Karda remembers her old life. Once a man, once a blacksmith- she enjoys depriving others of what she once lost. A predator, she takes from her lovers. Sometimes her lower body steals the manhood of her lover and uses it to forge a greater weapon than possible, and she makes a weapon fit for the soon-to-be heroine, bestowing a grand tool of the purest black iron as cruel satire. She loves making queens as often as kings. Sometimes this theft crushes the will of her lover, and they become sad eunuchs who beg a return to pleasure- these become her personal thralls the forge-maidens. Perhaps some day she will be made to mate with gods, and inflict this deprivation on them- the result would be a weapon to slay the cosmos, surely.

Despite this reputation she is beloved by warriors- for she only gelds and makes women of the unworthy, the greedy and the small-minded. A retinue of knights wields of her making for them, some from their seed and some personal gifts from the black iron of her forge-maidens.

>>50902262
Some guy who's been making a CYOA and posting pictures of it for, what, a year by now?
He loves attention more than most guys in here.

>>50902060
The thing about xenobiology is that you can get away with a lot of shit, as long as the environment justifies it. Consider Australia. It shouldn't work like that. But it does. Look at the depths of the ocean, and the fringes of the planet. Then keep going.

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>>50902384
Sure thing.

>>50901648
It took me a while, had to reread much, to rethink much. This kept me bussy all day and even if most of this proofes wrong, it presents a prospect that will be all over this microcosm. Seeking the seems and exceptions in the rules that make it possible to crash the system.
http://pastebin.com/b2G0GZUv
WARNING: Autism engaged

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>>50902542
(2/4)

>>50902155
Cutie author into traps and drunk last thread.
Much arab. Very muslim. Except not really. though his prayers seem to actually work.

>>50902623
>last thread
He didn't post at all last thread?

>>50902623
He wasn't just drunk in the last /cyoag/ thread - most of his drunken shenanigans spilled into /jc/.

>>50902661
Might have been the one before that even. It was at the far top, so he's either getting over his hangover or still sleeping.
God knows it's what I've been doing yesterday. When you can't sleep you drink until you can. Or rather, just do.

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>>50890898
>Trader apprenticeship
>Bounty Hunting licence

>Engineering degree (free, Nayu)
>Tuition, Cyber-tech training (-25%, trader: 1500)
>Tuition, Driver licence (-25%, trader: 3000)
>Tuition, Spiritual mentoring (-25%, trader: 4500)
>Tuition, Infrastructure/building (-25%, trader 6000)
Tuition, Science (8000)

>Industrial Sec-Suit (free, engineer)

>Modern local attire (free, trader)
>Environmental suit (free, engineer)
>Religious wear (8200)
>Hard light shielding (8950)
>Mix and match: all above (9050)

>Jets (9700)
>Augmentation: replacement of arms and legs (10700)
>Artificial Intelligence (free, cyber-tech)
>Neurohelm (11150)
>Hoverboard (free, cyber-tech)
>Systems Jammer (free, cyber-tech)
>Mega drugs (free, Dominique)
>Turret: 1 LG rocket and 1 railgun (free, engineer)
>Experimental Necrotech (free, Enrico)
>Drone (11300)
>Spiritual Fetish (11550)
>Biochrono Bath (13050)
>Ship defences: mines (13500)
>Laboratory: all (free, Enrico)

>Nayu Keeplep
>Enrico Petrini
>Nurse Dominique Quinn
>Jinjo
>Familiar

Titanground
>Gut feeling
>Lucky
>To the lab!
>Junky

It came from Earth looks fun but why be a kaiju trainer when you can be a magic giant robot pilot? The plan here is to try to forge an unhold combination of familiar, golem, AI and mech with my feeble mass nestled in the middle trying to keep the barely sentient mass swinging at the other monsters. I have no idea how to go about this so I spent my resources on whatever felt "right". A neurohelm seems vital for any serious mech work as is the proper state of mind (achieved through copious amounts of mega drugs, thanks Dominique!) and on a hunch I've had my limbs replaced in hopes of better machine empathy. As a last ditch effort there are the nanites, I can just find a titan corpse to animate, and even if the jinjo-mech is a success trophies can only be better when functional.

Until now there have been colossi on one side and heroes on the other; I intend to make that distinction meaningless.

>>50902669
Does that mean we'll reabsorb /jc/ in the distant future?
Please no, our namefags are bad enough.
Hi, Sandra.

>>50902669
Darn, I don't want to sift through their stuff.
Did he say anything embarrassing? Got any juicy gossip?

>>50902711
Yeah, we don't want that to happen either. While having Sandra and Quiet over for that that one night was fun, having them in thread 24/7 would be way too much for us.

Except for *the* shitposter. Which is one reason why you guys wouldn't want us.

>>50902737
I'll find the post number where it started in the archive.

>>50902749
You're a doll!

>>50902711
wasn't me

but, according to him, he's 36 years old and was married

>>50902761
>You're a doll!

Uh... thanks?

Anyway, here it is. Started when he said he'd add 2 of our namefags to that one CYOA you made for us. Still waiting Quiet.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/50889488/#50892647

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>>50902560
(3/4)

>>50902794
he's not gonna do it

tried to get me to do it for him but i refused, then i think he gave up

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>>50902831

>>50902787
I am well aware Sandra.
I've been following you since before Stardust, so I know you well by now.

>>50902848
Just submitted my thing senpai. Sorry I'm so late in doing this but my life as been a hellstorm of shot lately.

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>>50901335
>>50901357
I'M HERE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS

>>50902882
and i've been following you, anon

and the forest began to sing

>>50902623
Oh, is he the one who got honour killed for having gay porn?

>>50902936
It does ever, if you listen

>>50902977
We thought so for a whie.
It would have been a wast, I liked him to continue teaching me arabic words.

>>50903016
>Wanting to learn Arabic

Why would you want anything to do with those barbaric blood-cultists?

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>>50903055
So you know when they're planning to get you.

>>50902623
I thought musilims weren't allowed to drink?

>>50903072
Ah, good idea

>>50903055
Because behind it heared harshness it has a deceptive grace that makes it powerful as a language, intense.
Also everything's less harsh then german.

>>50903085
Mead is neither corn nor fruit and it's softest form can't even be called spoiled.
Though I admit i do not now what he was drinking

>>50903085
They're not supposed to kill on Ramadan either but Orlando happened.

>>50903085
Papa Moe drank when he had to deal with his moronic companions, it's all cool.

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>>50895351
Is there any chance of having some sort of intelligent undead race added?

>>50903158
It's almost like Orlando was more an act of a murderer than a religion.

>>50903265
There's no chance of having anything added, the author has already left us.

>>50903265
>tfw still waiting for that post-brexit recession

>>50903085
Technically they can do whatever they want to blend in with foreign cultures as long as they say it's with the ultimate goal of protecting or helping Islam.

>>50903276
It's a religiously motivated murder perpetrated by a religious murder from a murderous religion.

>>50903276
>Islam dindu nuffin
>it a religion of peace

>>50902015
Oh i see I missed the new years part. Thanks for the info.

While I have my own opinions on the matter.

Please, lets not get this thread deleted.

>>50903348
THIS

>>50903348
You think it's that easy? I could express my desire to gas the jews, each and every single one of the kike bastards, right now and nothing would happen to the thread.

Has this thread just descended into shitposting?

Have I contributed to this turn of events?

These are questions we should all be asking ourselves

>>50900973
>>50902310
>>50902416

>no one talking about your blacksmith maiden who turns semen into swords that become battleships, and sometimes steals your dick to make a supersword

>>50903398
... a fascinating character concept.

>tfw have 72 pages of RPG ruleb-- I mean text-only CYOA character creator and nowhere near finished.

>>50903398
'cause most of the Lavender discussion was last thread.

I mean, I approve of your character and all, it's about time someone focused on the object birth stuff.

>>50903398
SpermSmith, SemenShaper, CumCrafter...she goes by many names...all of them sticky.

>>50903420
I gots 50 pages of images.

>>50903439
I kinda dread getting around to images... I want to draw everything so that the document is 100% original content.

>>50903453
That'll be neat.

If you want, you can draw an anime-style ribbed newt for me.

>>50903376
It seems you are right.
For now.

>>50903063
Thanks Imaginos, liked your cyoa

>>50903543
This anon is going to rat on us, I'm calling it

>>50903543
>Quote from /pol/ack banned - "what are you gonna do, ban me?"

>>50903543
The thread got deleted last time because some mod had a bitch fit or something. We don't really get deleted otherwise no matter WHAT we talk about.

>>50903348
Maybe not a deletion, but a purge would be nice.

>>50903554
That woud be a lie. Old Yas never did something against the thread, only to encourage authors and those that would aspire to be one.

>>50903336
>>50903337
More like it doesn't matter what crazy bucket a crazy person came from when they do something crazy.

>>50903552
Glad you liked it. I was hoping for a release where I didn't have to fix anything, heh. Maybe next time.

>>50903608
Even so we shouldn't legitimize the view that /cyoag/ is an offtopic general.

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>>50903738
How new are you?

>>50903768
I've been here for at least three years.

>>50903063
Can you post page 1 plz? thanks

>>50903706
So I guess we should just forget that it was a religiously motivated crime and assume the perpetrator was just crazy hm?

>>50902542
Actually, I guess it makes sense that my soul could power magic in this case.

After all, it's not like /I'm/ using it for anything.

Still, there's a few I'm tempted to pick.

>Harley
Hopefully I could at least humor her assumptions that money will make everything better.

>Natalie
An "easy" shot at redemption... as if she can really fix what's always been wrong with me.

>Tina
If nothing else, hijinks might ensue.

>Jen
300% convenient.

>Kolle
Snow globes are fun.

But whichever way it goes, I know which items I'd take.

>BONDING BAND
>SPIRIT POTION

>>50903800
>after 2012
newfag

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>>50903804

>>50903866
I remember the Bush years.

>>50903866
I meant /cyoag/ specifically. I was originally on /a/ since 2011, or whenever madoka came out.

>>50903824
It's the same with communism and Stalin.
In itself not a bad thing, once it becomes the cover for people who are neither satisfied with their lives nor able to respond with anything but violence, it warps into a shield those people use to cover their wrong doings.
If it's not religion is politics, if not politics it's money. It's the people that are the problem, not what they are hiding behind.
You can now think what you want, but for me it ends here.

>>50903824
Do something meaningful about it then. Meanwhile, the list of people who commit crimes because "deus vult!" grows ever longer.

>>50903877
Deeply appreciate it, thanks

>>50903800
Be honored to meet an original fag, young one.

>>50903900
>I meant /cyoag/ specifically.
me too :^)

but okay, if you want
>4chan in general after 2007
newfag

>>50903914
Does Communism innately advocate the death of infidels, Yas?

>>50903942
Well I can't deny that.

>>50903948
Did the bible?

>>50903948
>muslims are to infidels as communists are to
Capitalists, obviously.

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>>50903900
>mfw I've been here since 2007
>when Boxxy was still a meme and when two girls one cup first came out

>>50903990
Ugh... then you did not understand, please refrain from posting and rethink the post you responded to.

>>50903990
Not Yas, but:

Deuteronomy 17
>If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant;
>17:3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
>17:4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel;
>17:5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

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>>50903967
Your lack of answer will be taken as admittance that you know you're wrong.

Now shut the fuck up. This is a cyoa thread. Not a defense of Islam thread.

Go back to /pol/ where you all belong before a mod starts purging threads again.

>>50904108
>Everyone I don't like is a nazi!

>>50904057
Old Testament, huh? Christianity holds that the laws of the Old Testament generally don't apply, especially not the old laws given to the Hebrews. It's why pig isn't forbidden.

>>50904136
Luke 19:27:
>27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me.

>>50904141
>It does not matter.
It does matter. People are shaped by their culture. A man' s religion is part of their culture. When their religion, their culture, tells them it's okay to murder heretics, then they're going to murder heretics.

>>50904057
> TFW You've taken up syncretic religion and everyone wants to kill you.

>>50904130
Xen we've already lost one thread let's not do another.

>>50904054
I admit, the bible was the worst possibe example, but cut me some slack, I've been awake for the better part of 22 hours now.

>>50904130
>They're telling me to go because they're SJWS! Not because I'm off-topic shitposting!

You can have this specific conversation on /pol/ and actually have it be relevant.

>>50904108
They deleted ALL CYOA threads. It had nothing to do with the conversations in it, retard.

>>50904130
Are you just fucking stupid. Political discussions don't belong here. Go to /pol/ and discuss to your little heart's content your islamic killing gays crap.

>>50904187

And even if they don't delete it you're still shitposting. Look at what board you're on fucktard.

>>50904193
Shh, don't trigger them.

>>50904150
That's a quote from a Parable. You know, a fictional story meant to teach a lesson? And it's about a cruel man, who the text specifically calls cruel.

>>50904193
That they ignore their own religion to do evil is beside the point, anon.

>>50904245
Actually in the parable god is the master... you're just an internet warrior, and not an actual scholar of these things are you?

>>50904187
In the past mods have purged off topic stuff before and not whole threads. Or are you to simple minded to know that?

>>50904257
I find that most people just google the passage in arguments like this, and scan it to try and get a read on how it can be most lazily dismissed.

>>50904208
Welcome to CYOA General.

>>50904272
That anon was scaremongering about the entire thread being deleted like an idiot.

>>50903464
I'd not skilled enough to make anything that would fit in with other styles, sorry. I've only hand-drawn like 2... 3 cyoas?

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And here we are, without builds, without OC, without even the shield of bump limit.

>>50904257
>He thinks he's an authority to declare the meaning of a parable.

>>50904141
Get the fuck out you fucking idiot.

>>50904298
> I continued jerking myself off in the lobby because no one stopped me.

>>50904160
>>50904166
>>50904197
Yes, yes you're right

>>50904298
Till a mod deletes your post and bans you, sending you to the corner for 3 days like the spoiled little bitch you are.

>>50904298
>tfw hillbillies actually believe this

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>>50904307

>>50904336
Gotta get that Party On, Dudes.

Worst come to worst I can drown my sorrows.

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>>50904352
Now that's my kinda girl.

>>50904344
It's the reason. Again, people are products of their culture. If someone's culture tells them it's okay, then it'll be okay for them. It's what caused them to behave as they did. People like you think that the west's civilization is some magical miracle because, to you, it can't possibly be the product of their culture.

>>50904012
I've been here since 2005. And all this time, /c/ really hasn't changed. /cyoag/ on the other hand...

>>50904336
As if IP ever ment something in the first place.

>>50904336
1 day if you don't know how to dodge.

>>50903877
alien, coffin, goth.

Pretty satisfied with my picks.

>>50904378
2007 was a really weird and interesting year, when /tg/ and /jp/ were first founded and when Project Chanology kicked off the ground and anonymous attacked and hacked the church of scientology for shits and giggles.

Those halcyon days...

>>50904344
Yas, Islam was a doctrine of pure hate from the moment it was founded.

It is a political system designed to aggressively spread its self and suppress those it rules over. It's a memetic disease.

Good lord, I regret shitposting about Arabic earlier.

>>50904375
I called you a hillbilly because you're acting like one. As for being a lib, I happen to be a real republican, so... 0 for 2, I guess.

>>50903856
Good taste in witches.

>>50904427
Neocons are just corporatist stooges senpai.

I CAN'T STOP ARGUING

HELP

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All of the CYOA authors are dirty chinks

>>50904435
My grandad's grandad was a republican. Keep shootin', Tex.

>>50904466
Eventually the law of averages will ding and he'll get one right.

>>50904466
Doesn't say anything about your politics. My grandad's grandad was some Native American motherfucker who knocked up a prostitute. Does this mean I support giving the Sioux their own country like they keep whining for?

>>50904466
Hell, wouldn't your grandad's grandad be a Republican back when they were more like the modern Democrats?

>>50904461
I'll have you know I'm venezuelan.

>>50904481
So what said enough about his politics to justify calling him a neocon?

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>>50904358
>INSTRUMENT: Violin
>EQUIPMENT: Bard Dagger [38], Bag of Holding [25], Enchantment [19]
>SONGS: Song of Perception [14], Song of Preparation [9], Song of Charisma [4]

>COMPANIONS: Orc Warlock, Bland Paladin

>BONUS: Secret (Orc Warlock, Bland Paladin) [2]

>TALENTS: Mental Shield, Athletic

Oh boy here we go.

Can we just start a new thread and forget about that time I burnt one to the ground?

>>50904454
You reap what you sow, you dumb cunt.

>>50904509
Nice Image for your build.

>>50904524
Definitely. Meanwhile, I'm going to write more fluff about the cocksmith who turns semen and dicks into swords and walking castles.

>>50904524
Even if we forget, you never will. You'll live with your guilt unto and beyond the end of your days on this Earth.

>>50904524
>>50904526
>not 5 seconds apart
Wow. I don't think forgetting is big on the menu tonight.

>>50904507
The thing about a lot of republicans these days is that they're just neocons. Old style republicans are rare. It's just the newest people who are trying to take the party in a new direction, away from the neocons. That he calls himself a 'real republican' makes it sound like he's some dedicated party member, and thus likely a neocon.

>>50904549
I'll fuck up again at some point and this will all just blur together.

>>50903336
Islam is a violent, totalitarian ideology that masquerades as a religion. It has no place in western civilization.

>>50904593
>being glad that Leia Organa is dead

Why.

>>50904586
That was my point, yes.

>>50904586
lol, sure thing

>>50904614
She was a pretty big SJW and Hillshill.

>>50904614
Because the New Testament never explicitly says to kill non-Christians.

>>50904627
That's not a reason to wish someone dead.

>>50904662
They wish us dead, why shouldn't we reciprocate?

>>50904620
>You are on fire the old fashioned way.

Always makes me smile. Anyway, White + Green standing by.

>>50904586
I don't know, dude. I've got a mosque a couple neighborhoods over and it just seems to be potlucks and picnics like any other church. I mean if Christians were trying to revive a Crusades-era church militant sort of state, they'd need to get their asses turned out just like ISIL.

Most muslims are sheep same as any other religion.

>>50904620
Blue on black

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>>50904584
Then have some fucking self control. This thread has full of happy-go-lucky folks that are just thrilled at the opportunity of being able to jerk themselves off in a safe zone.

At least finish your fucking cyoa's before you get political with us.

>>50904690
Look up the reports about the Mosques around the Orlando area as an example, they all indicate they were teaching the 'kill gays' type ideology.

>>50904698
>safe zone
Did you see what just happened?

>>50904690
That has nothing to do with my statement, leftist, and it sounds like you know nothing about the Crusades.

>>50904680
No they don't you retarded teenager. Jesus get the fuck outside and walk around, in fact get off of 4chan for like half a year and clear your head. Some college age girls saying white men should die when they've never even held a gun is not a threat to your safety and they're more likely to kill themselves than you or any white man. This whole sjw shit is way overblown because retards on 4chan handpick the most retarded stuff and then think it's representative of the whole.

Family court and divorce laws however...

>>50904748
>No they don't
You haven't listened to the SJW celebrating the death of men, or whites, or especially white men, and how people that don't accept refugees or whatever other retarded bullshit should just die or kill themselves? It happens all the fucking time.

>>50904724
Yes, and your kidding yourself if you weren't on the loud majority.

And you fucking responded. Step one failed. Right off the bat. The thread is still on it so why should I expect differently from you.

See you next thread fuckers.

>>50904711
I'll treat groups in my area based on what they're actually doing rather than giving them shit for what some assholes in Florida are doing.

That said, I'll look into it. What's the name and date of the report? Who issued the report, and who ordered it?

>>50904724
Have you made any CYOAs other than the Xeno one?

>>50904748
Also, who said they'd actually kill you with guns? They can do it with politics just fine.

>>50904762
Dumb cunts have been doing dumb shit for a long time, kid. It's not new, and sinking to their level is not going to give you the glorious future you think you deserve.

We're better than them because we ignored them and did good in the world anyway.

>>50904796
>It's not new
Them having political power is new, at least for this ideology. Look at places like Germany and see what the future will be if they keep that power.

>>50904762
A simple visit to /pol/ should be more than enough proof that retards on the internet can say whatever they want and the day of the rope is still far far away.

Like I said, 4chan and tumblr are not representative of the real world. At least use reddit which actually is full of normies.

>>50904802
lol, he fell for the narrative and he's still not even doing anything worthwhile

>>50903063
Damn it was good enough to start with. A one-time change to look like pretty much anything human you want.

>>50904807
See >>50904802

And Sweden too.

>>50904819
Can you tell me a little about yourself? I've never met anyone who shared my beliefs before, and I'm wondering what we have in common.

>>50903856
I'm going with Tina, bonding band, and blending pinwheel. We can amass a wonderful harem together. Or she can just make me her slave, that's fine too

>>50904831
>buttblasted Euro-cuck
It all makes sense now.

>>50904819
Have some fucking empathy, people are more than their political affiliation. Look past the memes and realize that a mother is going to bury her daughter. People can be shitty in one way and good in many other forms.

>>50904856
Not a Euro. I'm just looking at someone further ahead in the death race as a warning for where we could end up if we're not careful.

>>50904858
Nah pretty sure he just wants to burn anyone who isn't praising his personal gods and serving him directly.

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>>50904865
2

>>50904858
What good has she ever accomplished in your eyes?

>>50904867
>they want us dead, why shouldn't we reciprocate
That's sinking to their level, dude. No false equivalence about it, it's equivalent and it was justified as reciprocity.

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>>50904886
3

>>50904892
I don't know her and neither do you. Making a judgement call on the level of "She deserved to die" is something reserved for someone you know on a very personal level.

>>50904858
SJWs don't deserve empathy. They have none, they have nothing but their mindless dogma that vilifies the very civilization that makes empathy possible. If someone is sad that they're burying a SJW, then she deserves to be buried too.

>>50904915
Or someone who committed or supported great evil.