>tfw best friend eaten by tyranids on first tour of duty

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>tfw got to eat tyranid's best friend on first tour of duty

>tfw when survived Tyranids on first tour of duty

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>tfw replaced by tyranids on first tour of duty

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>>50894414
>first

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>tfw Planetary defense force on agri world
>tfw gotta track down cult and some kind of witch
>tfw APC stolen by witch who charmed us all somehow
>tfw got back to the closest city and APC was right there
>everyone gathered around, I pull out my heavy stubber and try to cordon down the city and find this damn witch
>Everyone's panicking, running around, people pack into a nearby shrine
>My colleague talks to someone in the shrine, he turns out to be genestaler hybrid
>hybrid attacks us, I unleash with heavy stubber, entire box of ammo
>a few good hits, but the hardened carapace means its still alive
>attack it with the butt of the stubber and eventually mash it into pulp
>it screams and me and my buddy both pass out
>wake up naked and tied up in a basement somewhere
>escape artist outta that shit - roll really well and manage to get out
>we make our way out of some redneck house, grab kitchen knives, stab anyone who gets in our way
>manage to get out of the city
>now butt naked, next to no equipment and have to walk 30 km in the hot sun to the next village
>me and my buddy are both on 4 or 6 HP

>>50894414
>Wake me up when Horus Heresy ends plays

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>>50894414
>tfw best friend and his entire platoon ordered to march into the mouth of a carnifex

>>50896618
>Kriegers having friends
>Kriegers having souls

Nice Joke Gasmask. But seriously don't you have a suicidal charge to die in somewhere Mr. Roboto?

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>>50895155
>mfw I have to explain to you that now you must die, because you probably have been infected by some of those goddamn genestealers

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>tfw best friend grav chuted into a Dark Eldar camp

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>tfw best friend gets used to paint armor

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>>50894414
>being new enough to make friends

Oh my sweet non-cadian child.