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How do I get my players to make lesbian characters?

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How do I get my players to make lesbian characters?
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>>50884701
Be up front that you want them to enter your magical realm.

Like "Hey guys, I'm horribly sexually frustrated, could you make lesbian characters to cater to my fetishes" or something.
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Play a magical girl game
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make futa/herm characters an option in character creation and slightly less common-uncommon in setting, like 1 in 100.
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>>50884701
By playing with lesbian players?
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>>50884701

How do I get my players to stop making lesbian characters
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Make them mechanically better
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>>50884701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRsWNBW_Mkc
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>>50884701

Get them to play a magical girl game and it will happen organically.
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>>50884796

Hey, I have that same ring!
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>>50884766
>futa characters

Not real lesbians.
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>>50884701
Set the game in a world where men don't exist.
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>>50884796
I legit would have no problems with playing in an Utena inspired game.

Also, how in the hell does that school pay for all this nonsense built under it? Its ben ages since I watched Utena, and I can barely remember much of it other than the weird skits and the bizarre symbolism.
Also that one girl turning into a cow for some reason
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>>50884806

I did this once and they all somehow ended up with boyfriends, two of whom were NPC villains in disguise. It was so saccharine I got diabetes.
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>>50884795
>you gotta be this lesbian and a team to access flying carrier-ships the power of atomic explosions

The setting even had canon dickgirls.
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>>50884919
>Also, how in the hell does that school pay for all this nonsense built under it?

The school's more fantastic architecture isn't meant to be real real.
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>>50884830
Check your mailbox and brush up on your fencing then.
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Just let them have creative freedom you cunt.
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I hear suicide works.
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>>50885000
Ah, okay, magic demiplanes then.
I guess I can accept that.
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>>50884874
>/u/ nazi
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>>50885076
Still better than /pol/
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>>50885095
While that is true, /u/ nazis are pretty obnoxious, and I say that as someone who's been liking lesbians for 20+ years
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>>50884701
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Car_Lesbians
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>>50884920
Try again, this time with obviously monstrous NPCs and enemies.
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>>50884701
Run a game in a lesbian setting.
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>>50884701
Just play Car Lesbians. It's available in pdf format if you find the article in 1d4chan
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>>50885238
This guys not wrong. I have a few lesbo pals that fucking love this show
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>>50884701
Just fap before you post.
Alternatively, >>50885271
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>>50885238
>>50885283
It's a good show... IF you don't mind lesbians or Progressive talk. /tg/ is unable to have discussions about SU because it's an absolute skubject otherwise.
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>>50885238
>>50885283
ironic considering that the good guys are advocates of hetero pairings whereas the bad guys find it disgusting and wrong.
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>>50885283
>I have a few lesbo pals that fucking love this show
Are they also insufferable like 90% of the fandom.
because good lord, while I do love the show, the fandom and tumblr following of it is insufferable
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>>50884793
>>50884701
Just... trade groups?
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>>50884701
Play Magical Burst.
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>>50885332
/co/ isn't as bad... or at least they can't be blamed for nearly driving an artist to suicide because they drew Rose as being thin.
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>>50884701
Be like "hey guys don't you think it would be more fun if your characters never got D and didn't seduce guys and only had sex with other women" and then think about what you just said and realise why it was so stupid and stop wanting them to play lesbians.
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>>50885314
I honestly never got any hardcore SJW vibes from SU. Yeah, it has dykes, but it's justified from them being ayy lmaos with literally alien concepts of relationships. No one was complaining when Mass Effect did space lesbians [/spoiler0
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>>50885314

Oh no, we don't want civilization-destroying liberal propaganda fed to our children! How evil of us!
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>>50885238
I see you and raise you to the superior version of gay fightan minerals.
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Didn't we make a Strike Witches homebrew ?
It would be perfect for OP's goal.
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>>50885438
Yeah, but Mass Effect deliberately made them titillating. Even had a lot of them be strippers and wear skintight outfits. SU just doesn't do that.
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>>50885471
this is a political topic. /tg/ doesn't do politics.
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>>50885438
Reminder that you can't lesbo Tali or whatever the space gipsy engineer was called.
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>>50885438
>mass effect did space lesbians
you mean the omni-sexual psychics that reproduce through a combination of psychic parasiticism and mytosis?
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>>50885485
>Wah, this Kids Show doesn't show titties
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Make it so that only other girls and sexual arousal (note the AND: you need both. It's not an either or option) activate their powers.
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>>50885509
>Interpreting my post as a gripe against a kid show not having tits
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>>50885509
>this Kids Show doesn't show titties

Yes, it's inferior to Digimon in that regarding.
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>>50885438
Same here. Plus, there were many moments where the show tended to feel very non-SJW like the ending of Lion 3: Straight to Video, and how respectful and justified they depicted Uncle Andy and how he felt about the whole deal with Greg essentially abandoning the family.

That's honestly one of the things that SU had going for the the most, the characters are flawed and have different enough perspectives that they feel human, especially Andy who honestly felt like the most relatable, at least to me due to my own experiences.

Also, I thought it was ballsy how they used the Jasper arc and such as a way of showing and teaching about the problems of toxic relationships and the like. I mean, if it weren't ayy lmao doing fusion dances, Jasper would've straight up been a clingy and emotionally unstable rapist. I still find it crazy how that got past the editors, but I'm thankful for it anyway, as that type of mature handling of sensitive matters was one of the reasons why I loved Batman the animated series back when I was much younger.

>>50885471
If it were Liberal Propoganda, they would've made Andy an unjustifiable jerk and strawman, and they would've made Greg a deadbeat who abandoned his son instead of a supporting single father who's trying his best to be an involved part of his son's life.
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>>50884943
Where there was dickgirls in that? I only remember bearded FTM types that were males of the setting.
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>>50885508
Asari are civilization-killing monsters. I don't know why mass effect treats them like any other alien race, if we discovered ANYTHING that reproduces or does the things each asari can do we'd nuke the fuck out that planet, and rightfully so.
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>>50885509
you're watching the wrong kind of kid shows
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>>50884701
Just ask them. If you aren't comfortable enough to talk magical realm with your own players then you're obviously not DMing right. People who shy away from sex in gaming because they can't discuss it like adults are the worse. But why do you want them to make lesbian characters, anyhow?
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>>50885539
Nah, any show that doesn't portray homosexuals as abominable devilspawn to be burned and flayed alive automatically counts as Liberal Propaganda.
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>>50885548
Well, we'd nuke the fuck out any other civilized planet...
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>>50885581
8/10 got me to respond
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>>50885481
This nigga right here.
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>>50885586
But each individual Asari is a "Add water, wait 300 years" civilization-destroying nuke by themselves. The only reason every other race in ME isn't dead is because they're incredibly stupid and lazy.
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>>50885238
But they don't have vaginas, and their messiah loved the cock, all throughout human history
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>>50885620
Except the Asari would also wipe each other out. Their division is what caused them to neither have a standing military, nor have one unified government like the other species

You could just play them off of each other and the job would be done, no need to nuke them into nothing
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How do I get my players to be lesbian?

As it is, I'm having to run two magical realms in parallel. There are more men than women in our group, so it would be more efficient to make the women lez than the men gay. And once everyone is attracted to the same gender, my campaign planning efficiency will nearly double.
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>>50885581
>homosexuals
Except Gems are assexual hardlight hologram projections, Rose picked Greg over Pearl, almost all of the non-gem relationships in the series are heterosexual, and honestly kinda adorable (Steven chose right with Connie, a girl willing to cleave into someone to protect her husbando is a keeper), the homeworlders were essentially super prudes who actively frowned upon the use of Fusion for anything other than just making a giant soldier out of a bunch of smaller ones, and the show straight up says that one of the greatest things in life is raising and rearing a bunch of children in a happy home.

If anything, I'm surprised tumblr even likes it, and my theory is most of them don't watch it for any reason other than the art style and how "diverse" the cast looks.
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>>50885641

Most lesbians just want a good hard dicking desu.
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>>50884701
Why do you want that? Are you imagining it will somehow make your game more engaging? Because it won't.
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>>50884745
>>50884756
First posts best posts
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>>50885669
How about instead of railroading you become a better GM?
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>>50885727
He doesn't want to. He just wants to start a shitposting thread.
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>>50885483

Oh, right, yeah we did. A namefag did a Strike Witches character generator a couple months back. He hangs out in the battletech threads IIRC. Ill go ask if we can get a copy of the PDF over here. Good reminder, anon.
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>>50885542
>Where there was dickgirls in that?

Their head mechanic. She had entered the spring some time before the show's start and during a shower scene she straight up says that her boobs are just slow to go away due to their size when one of the priestess who plans to switch after the war showers in a stall next to her.
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>>50885669
Just get your male players on /fit/ and they'll be gay soon enough. New Years is coming up, it's as good a time as any.

Though I don't understand why magical realm efficiency is so important to you. Is it so hard to have both attractive male and attractive female NPCs? What even is the problem you're having?
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>>50885710
Rose molested humanity from their earliest moments into being Sicc for Thicc.

In the Steven Uni-Verse she's no doubt the inspiration for all those fertility idols you see from primitive cultures, because she was going around finding short-lived boytoys to pass the time with.
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>>50885710
Judging by the mass amount of cock envy these ladies have, I'm inclined to believe you.
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>>50885768
>Rose was the original Venus of Willendorf
My dick is pink diamonds.
Who knows, perhaps somewhere out in space there are even more thicc rose-class quartzes who have a subconscious desire for the D
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>>50885283
>>50885314
>>50885322
I want to play as a rebel Nephrite with the self-duplication power displayed by Centipeetle.
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>>50885481
Loved it.
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>>50885570
Well it is French.
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>>50885735
Why so aggressive? I only said it would make campaign planning more efficient, not that I can't handle my players in any case.

Being a good GM means hosting a fun night for everyone involved, if I can do that with less planning and less waifu/husbandos to split screen-time between than of course I'm gong to explore that option.

I mean, really I just want everyone to be bisexual so we can enjoy every kind of titillation together and maybe have a big orgy after, but I'll take this as a compromise.

>>50885767
Hetero men get annoyed when the estrogen bait strolls in, hetero women get annoyed when the boner bait strolls in. Both parties get very invested in roleplaying and the characters, and generally have a good time, when its their turn for fanservice (and said fanservise is executed well and subtly, obviously). Not only would one gender being all gay make things more efficient, the players would end up having more fun too in total due to less competition for fan-service. Or everyone could be bi, that would work better.

hm

How do I get my players to be bi?
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>>50885539
Really it's the tumblr fanbase that wants it to be a conduit for their propaganda and it's kind of bled into people's, or at least the internet's, vision of the show as a whole
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>>50885863
>Hetero men get annoyed when the estrogen bait strolls in, hetero women get annoyed when the boner bait strolls in.
Shit players with a shit GM confirmed, end their lives before ending your own.
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One thing I always found interesting is how no one every brings up of The Breaking Point and the whole Bismuth thing was essentially the show talking about how the mindset of groups like Black Lives Matter is wrong and hypocritical.

Then again, am I the only one who drew those parallels between Bismuth's violent hatred of Homeworld and the BLM movement?
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>>50885863
Great bait. If not
Seek help
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>>50885905
No, you are not the only one.
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>>50885735
Not OP but I happen to railroad my players, not because I'm trying to tell my perfect story but because they tend to think about games in a linear storyline rather than the open world I try to plan for. I've tried to coax them into a more sandbox style of play but it doesn't go well I find.
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>>50885943
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>>50884745
/thread
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>>50885863
Quality bait mate.
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>>50885772
>>50885710
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>>50885905
They just got pissy that an obviously "black coded" character was negatively presented and got poofed, and that BISMUTH WAS RIGHT & murder against your "Oppressors" is the right thing that Rose should have supported.

When thats dumb if only for the fact that the only source of recruits for the resistance movement was gems converted from the side of homeworld, and that the Crystal Gems never had a hope of defeating homeworld in a killing contest considering the sheer disparity in numbers between the two groups.

Also the Breaking point wasn't even a particularly good weapon.
Poofing gems is much more feasible on the battlefield, with all the wind-up and precision required the BP is more like a tool of execution of an already restrained gem
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>>50885768
Kinda wish SU was an anime so that the Gems could actually be fappable.
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>>50885943
>>50885963
What is all this?
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>>50884701
Well my gaming group is all lesbian or bi women so that's not hard.

You could try asking. Sometimes players will just comply assuming you have a grand scheme. If you don't have any plans for them but you make requests a lot and have plans for some, they will assume you're trying to throw them off the trail.
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>>50885943
>>50885963
Holy tits, this is some advanced level tumblr butthurt.
I haven't seen this much impotent internet rage since Hinata won the ramenbowl.

Now I wish I had a picture of Rose Quartz holding an All Lives Matter sign
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>>50886059
Basically a bunch of Tumblrites are butthurt because they believe that the show basically condemns BLM.
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>>50885747
Not NEA, but here's his.
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>>50886098
And here's the other one from the threads.
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>>50885943
What's up with tumblrites punctuating everything with multiple question marks regardless of if it's actually a question or just a statement?
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>>50885943
>>50885963
what bismuth wanted to do was misguided, but honestly far more merciful than what the CG had been doing.

honestly would you rather be imprisoned in a stasis bubble for all eternity or to just be killed on the field of battle?
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>>50886059
The heroes of SU are rebels of an alien race that saved the Earth in the distant past by turning against the Homeworld's terraforming efforts on the Planet Earth.

In the modern day there's only a few of them left, but then the 'gem' of one of them is uncovered by the main character which regenerates into one of the original members of the group.

At first everything seems great but then it turns out the main character' mother had sealed her away for a good reason the war had made her kind of broken and psycho, and when said mother/leader of the resistance turned down her increasingly violent plans it led to a fight which is how she ended up getting sealed without the knowledge of the rest if the group

The more psycho types on Tumblr etc had strong positive opinions about this character
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>>50886095
>because they believe that the show basically condemns BLM.
Well it kinda does, which really the show and the writer do have the right to do, and it does show a certain level of maturity to be able to present this sensitive topic in a firm but respectful way despite infammatory opinions of others towards a certain way.

>>50886135
You are supposedly asleep and at perfect peace while in the bubble, you aren't conscious, and when you reform its no different than waking up from sleep.
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>>50884701
Get female players and give them nothing but half races.
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>>50886098
Why are they wearing no pants? Or at least like shorts of some kind.
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>>50885900
Well it isn't like they are overt about it, they continue to joke and pay attention and all that. I can just tell they are waiting for the segment to pass so the game will move on to things they are more invested in. A quick an obvious example is the archetypal "damsel in distress" situation. Male players will get more hyped for it than nearly anything else that doesn't require a very long story arc to bring around, and it isn't really even a explicitly sexual kind of hype. The attraction is an requisite element, but not the entire picture. Female players are only as invested in such situations as they are in any other kind of mission.

Also, any kind of "evil but due to complicated circumstances outside their control" characters are treated completely different depending on if the player is attracted to their gender. Players who are attracted to them will go through hell and high water to explain the reasons it "isn't entirely their fault" and explore every possibility in rescuing them, and punishing them justly but not irreversibly. Players not attracted to their gender probably just want to kill them and keep moving. This creates a very passionate argument with a solution half the table won't be entirely happy with. The other half, if they do go out of their way to help the "victim", now have an incredible amount of emotional attachment to the game.

As it is, I avoid these situations because catering to one side's romanticism isn't normally worth the drama.

Also, I don't see why you accuse me of being a shit GM. All my players have fun at the table and look forward to each week's game.

>>50885911
>Seek help

Give it to me straight Doc, what's wrong with me?
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>>50886177
Because fanservice. Only one female in the entire franchise actually wears pants.
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>>50886135
They aren't conscious while bubbled, and gems are basically immortal anyway so being away for a long time isn't as big a deal to them as it is to short-lived types such as humans.

Most of the bubbled ones in the temple are like that because they are corrupted though, which is something they still don't know how to fix.
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>>50886168
>You are supposedly asleep and at perfect peace while in the bubble, you aren't conscious, and when you reform its no different than waking up from sleep.
[citation needed]
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>>50886168
Mostly I say that due to there being no hard confirmation on that subject matter so it's mostly conjecture. Sort of how my autism work.
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>>50886098
>>50886202
I'm sick of japan's bullshit and overwhelming obsession for little girls
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>>50886202
Probably. I'm more of a fan of justified fan service or fan service that is so blatantly stupid that it's funny to actually watch.
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>>50886208
He's basically right. Peridot was poofed in the middle of a fight and bubbled, when Steven later revived her she was continuing the sentence she was saying before it happened without even acknowledging that she had lost her form.
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>>50886253
>fan service that is so blatantly stupid that it's funny to actually watch
Would Keijo be up your alley?
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>>50886281
Oh yeah definitely. High School of the Dead was amazing in this regard. Reminded me of a bunch of Andy Sidaris movies from back in the day.
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>>50886267
I was more-so questioning the "asleep and at perfect peace" bit. I know that when they get "poofed" they enter a sort of stasis and that being "bubbled" or otherwise confined keeps them in that state. my point though is that it's a fate worse than death to be in stasis for and indefinite amount of time, likely to never be released and if you are you're likely either going to be enslaved, interrogated, or finding yourself in a very, very disconcerting situation of being stranded/trapped for all eternity, but now you're aware of it.
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>>50886135
>have no mouth, must scream or just die?
Tell me more about this death option.

>>50886177
They need direct skin contact with the propeller legs.
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>>50886202
Actually its because they are wearing their strike units all the time they are used to not wearing pants. So its for ease of use and convenience.
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>>50886373
>They need direct skin contact with the propeller legs.
Why?
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>>50886374
Doesn't explain why they don't just wear shorts man
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>>50886396
To conduct the magic from their bodies into the striker units (plane/tanklegs)
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>>50886396
Magic.
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>>50886374
Don't be dumb anon, thats just a blatant handwave for the pedo fanservice.
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>>50886423
I'm fucking sick of Japan making shows to have little girls fight humanity's battles for them because 'magic'.

Its fucked up to put kids into the forefront of war, especially when at the end of the day its just done at 'kawaii loli pantsu' otaku-bait
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>>50886454
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>>50886365
They are an immortal race, that gives them a much different perception of the passing of time.

As well shattering is much worse a fate than death, since they other live what amounts to forever.

And the crystal gems are more likely to recruit than anything, thats where their entire organisation came from in the first place.
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>>50886476
How is expressing distaste at the stale cliches of Japan 'bait'? Its an entirely truthful statement.
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>>50884701
There's an anime-inspired all-girl space lesbian Traveller Discord up right now. I think there's at least two games being made out of it even.
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>>50886497
Because you're so autistically incensed about cheap shows when no media on the planet, regardless of country, is free from a tidal wave of derivatives and cliches. Anime has fanservice fighting shows, America has medical dramas and police procedurals.

The instinct of all businesses is to follow the money.
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>>50886135
With the Cluster it's shown that the fragmented gems are still aware and that they want to find their missing parts.
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>>50885238
But the best lesbians come from series where it's not the norm.
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>>50886476
>>50886539
'Bait' is when someone is trying to get you intentionally angry by saying something deliberately meant to upset you. Are you upset that someone is badmouthing your anime girls?
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>>50886486
so you would rather be doomed to a fate such as the ruby squad, forever drifting through the endless void of space alone with your own thoughts and nothing more? being immortal doesn't stop you from going insane when you wake up to realize everything you know is no longer real.
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Is it safe to read the thread?
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>>50886549
The cluster is explicitly not bubbling, considering the way they defused it was inspiring the gem shards that made it up to bubble themselves.

Being shattered into shards and then kludged together into abominations is the actual fate worse than death for Gem Kind, to be forever incomplete and deranged.
To then be melded together with other shards and forced to experience that is a horrific crime that homeworld committed.
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>>50886400
Because they aren't used to wearing shorts. Plus do you really want to take off your shorts every time you are about to sortie?
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>>50886549
only the ones that were forcefully fused. the shards from the frybo episode were nothing more than subservient golems with no discernable personality or sentient traits.
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>>50886617
That is not the same at all as what was happening during the civil war.

You're pushing a narrative that doesn't exist and bringing up different things to the original circumstances.
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>>50886617
>it's a fate worse than death to be in stasis and never wake up
>it's a fate worse than death to be in stasis and then wake up to an unfamiliar world
>it's a fate worse than death to not be in stasis at all, but actually fully conscious
What are you arguing for? Pick one and stick to it.
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>>50886454
You are fucking retarded. In the setting only girls can use magic (since women are more emotional people) and as people get older and mature more their magic disappears. Besides, there are other forces that fight as well, Witches are just special units and aces. Stop taking it so seriously, its just a show for fun and cute girls.
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>>50886644
Are you actually retarded?
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>>50886586
I guess I'm autistically incensed about other people being autistically incensed about anime girls when "tits sell" has been a rule since the founding of the oldest profession. And it ain't like they ever criticize it when a Western work does it.

>>50886644
How long do you think shorts are, anon?
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>>50886497
>stale cliches
There isn't a lot of shows like Strike Witches. You are just ignorant and making broad statements about shit you know nothing about.
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>>50886135
the weapon doesn't kill them just shatters them. I'd rather be sleeping than a shattered husk of myself with my only desire being to put myself back together but never being able to. As discussed before the weapon isn't even good, just cruel.
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>>50886694
And a couple seconds could be the difference between life and death. Are you fucking stupid?
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>>50886208
I can't remember the episode, but its basically said just as much by Pearl in one episode, and is confirmed by Garnet shortly afterwards
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>>50885727

Yes it will, lesbians are objectively better than boys in a fantasy setting, we've discussed this and /tg/ agreed.
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>>50886677
If you think bringing up the shitty in-series justifications for that terrible show is an actual defense you might actually be stupid, the shitty writing is just the problem feeding the cancer.
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>>50886673
when you're put into stasis for an indefinite time they're all possibilities. one second you could be valiantly fighting rebel scum and the next you're suddenly trapped in a magic holodeck, but since the owners who influenced it's interior have long abandoned it you're kind of just sitting there in a blank black void for all eternity with no escape.
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>>50886694
These girls don't really have tits tho... which might be the problem?
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>>50886721
Stupid? You're the one who measures a length of fabric in units of time.
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> Girlfriend is bisexual
> Every character she makes is a shameless flirt who fucks whores and tries to seduce rich married men
> Female friend A is bi
> Characters keep getting naked and banging priestesses
> Male friend B is almost certainly bi
> Keeps playing slinky sorceresses and getting tied up
> Male players C, D and E are ostensibly straight, but are horny assholes
> Game keeps getting pulled into magical realm of lesbians fucking everything that moves

> 2016
> Discover I'm also into muscular dudes and big cocks
> B talks to a female NPC, who I mention is acting skittish
> B: "So, is she hitting on me?"
> Me: "Uh, I'm not going to hit on you in character."
> C: "What about out of character?"
> C waggles his eyebrows at me while I try to keep my eyes focused on the screen in front of me

You don't want this curse. This life is not for the faint of heart.
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>>50886767
Good thing the Crystal Gems never did anything like that in the show then.
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>>50886809
how do you know?
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>>50886753
>terrible show
>shitty writing
Are you sure you aren't just triggered that every show isn't a literary masterpiece?
You are also making gross generalizations as well as blowing it hugely out of proportion.
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>>50886769
They're of perfectly legal age
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>>50884701
Play Cars and Lesbians.
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>>50886852
>making gross generalizations as well as blowing it hugely out of proportion.
Of things he obviously hasn't watched, too.
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>>50886769
Only if you're Australian. And if you're Australian you deserve all those problems for being a filthy shitposter.
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>>50886860
13 is legal age in Japan (and yet they can't drink until they are 20, or be shown drinking before then in anime while being use for sexual fanservice?)
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>>50886721
Are you? They don't have to take them off if they're shorter than the length of exposed leg above the propeller unit.
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>>50886889
>13 is legal age in Japan
We have been over this couple times before. This is technically national-wide law but is overridden by local prefecture laws. And no prefecture has AoC lower than 16.
The actual 13 only applies in Japanese sovereign waters while some kilometers away from the shore (if you're close to the shore, you're under prefecture laws).
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>>50886889
If you're wondering, left character is 19, right is 17. So they're even of legal age in the West.
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>>50886208
>[citation needed]

Quote directly from the first minute of Kindergarten Kid
>https://youtu.be/9l4FlE9X6fk
>Garnet: "They're cared for in the stasis of the bubble. As long as they're bubbled, they can't hurt anyone and they won't suffer. Its what Rose wanted."

Also reminder that Bismuth reformed after being released from her bubble without any understanding of how long she had been poofed, what had happened afterwards, or anything else. To her, it was just as though she had reformed not a minute after getting poofed by Rose. This is further corroborated by Peridot resuming her rant after reforming from being released from her bubble as well, having not had any perception of what had just happened to her.

Its literally temporal stasis, or at least perceptive stasis, within the bubble. there is no suffering, perception, or ennui. Its really just like a deep dreamless sleep.

shatterfags BTFO'd
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>>50886899
Then why even wear shorts in the first place? Have you seen what area the strike unit covers?
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>>50885998
Projecting what? Cock envy? Why would I project that, I openly want it myself.
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>>50886994
Only up to the thigh. There's enough space to wear shorts and retain modesty.
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>>50885905
Wait what. I never payed attention to it but since when was the BLM movment about killing poeple?
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>>50887016
>retain modesty
For what reason other than "it makes me uncomfortable" would wearing shorts be plausible though? Because as it stands your only argument is "i dont like them not wearing shorts"
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>>50887014
You can project what you want, you dorftroddle
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>>50887047
I'm fairly sure nobody likes to walk around not wearing pants, not even prostitutes
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>>50887078
You do realize that this setting is althist right? This isn't the same world as our own.
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>>50884943
What setting?
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>>50887014
>>50887062
I meant cock lust, not envy...
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>>50886862
No need for the middleman anon
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>>50887042
>I never payed attention to it but since when was the BLM movment about killing poeple?
Since the riots in Boston and Baltimore and all over the country resulting is mass riot, loting, and killings since most of the time the local govt forbade police intervention.

Also the "pigs in a blanket, frey'em like bacon" and the anti-police sniper shootings that occurred along different highways and said shooters being praised by BLM and NAACP

BLM are really just a bunch of blood hungry hypocrites who want an excuse to vent anger and agression and raid the local CVS under a half-hearted veneer of "civil rights", despite the fact there is almost nothing civil about their activities.
Honestly, as soon as I heard about all the shit they were doing in the news and on the radio, I swore I could ear the sound of MLK spinning in his grave so fast he eventually drilled to the asthenosphere.
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>>50887047
It's cold at high altitudes and speeds.
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>>50887042
Not wanting the cops to shoot you is basically the same as wanting to shoot the cops.
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>>50887078
>I'm fairly sure nobody likes to walk around not wearing pants, not even prostitutes
Why do you think that?
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>>50887014
On yourself or in yourself?
>inb4: yes
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>>50884919
I'm pretty sure it was all a just metaphor for them lezzing out
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>>50887078
Not even when you need to be combat ready 24/7 and not wearing pants is part of that combat readiness?

>>50887152
They say magic helps them at high altitudes and temperatures.
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>>50884919

It's Ikuhara.

What is shown is symbolic. What is alluded to is real.

The most hurtful things are the most true.
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>>50887177
>not wearing pants is part of that combat readiness?
But what's being said here is that there are pants that won't hamper your combat readiness.
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>>50887177
>Not even when you need to be combat ready 24/7 and not wearing pants is part of that combat readiness?
Bikershorts or cargo shorts.
Plus with the latter you actually have Pockets to store extra ammunition and other supplies for emergencies
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>>50884701
>A bunch of fa/tg/uys setting around role playing lesbian sex

Why would you want to do this to yourself?
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>>50887264
>Bikershorts or cargo shorts.
How can you even put those on same level, in the same sentence?
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>>50887413
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>>50887157
In not on.
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>>50886960
>>50886970

Any depiction of a female under the age of 25 is objectively pedoshit. Your excuses mean nothing.
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>>50887751
>22-year old actresses are pedoshit
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>>50886796

What % of the party did you fuck before this was over?
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>>50887550
Hey, using Kaoru Mori to prove your point is just not fair!
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>>50887776

Look at the pedo defender, everybody
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>>50887811
(you)
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>>50886796
>> Girlfriend is bisexual
>> Female friend A is bi
>> Male friend B is almost certainly bi
I wish guys could be just as open about being bisluts as girls.
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>>50885314
>It's a good show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ

no.
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>>50887876

Men can't be bi. They're either straight, or if they've had any sexual contact whatsoever with a male, they're 100% gay. There's no middle ground.
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>>50887811
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>>50887902
Can I just be trans so I get to be bi like girls?
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>>50887278
>>A bunch of fa/tg/uys setting around role playing lesbian sex
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>>50887264
>tfw no Strike Witches: Rhodesia
witches with short shorts and FALs
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>>50888354

Rhodesia doesn't exist in Strike Witches, though.
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>>50887941

Trans people are gay anyway, so it doesn't help.
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>>50887413
because either would help reduce the fact that the level of fan service for Strike Witches makes it look like pedophile porn.
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>>50885943
>>50885963
tumblr niggers go and stay go

Every fucking time this show is mentioned,
every fucking time, all that happens is a bunch of fags arguing about whether something is gay or not.

Trannies are mentally ill, SU is garbage, gays need to go back to >>/o/ven , and spending your time arguing over what rock you'd rather cum on is stuid.
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>>50887876
There's no such thing as bi guys, anon. They're only gay dudes in denial.

>every fucking day with this shit
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>>50887779

20%.

>>50887876

There's an assumption that men who are willing to deal with dick are somehow less manly.

Of course, from my perspective, being a horndog who will fuck anything slender and hairless with a whole is more masculine, but then again I'm biased.
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>>50884701
I know we get some shit threads, but really? The answer is "you don't," because that's up to their preference and how they want to design any given character. At most, you can try to tempt any of the female characters that they make, but if you're being too pushy about it then you have done it wrong.
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>>50888782
Men are mostly polarized sexually. They are either gay or straight.

Women are all bi. When they're approaching/on their cycle they prefer manly men, when they are off, they prefer the company of females and feminine men. Thus the post-birth control rise of the "metrosexual."
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>>50888558
>pedophile porn
I don't think that means what you think it means
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>>50888914

> Hole

Jesus. I shouldn't type when I'm distracted.
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>>50889028
It's probably the same anon who insists anybody below 25 means pedophilia.
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>>50889007
Everyone is bi
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>>50889007
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>This thread got 200+ replies in 4 hours
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>>50889087
The power of fa/tg/uy autism is truly amazing
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>>50889064

Nobody is bi.

You're either straight, gay, or mentally ill. There are no other options.
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I sometimes feel like I'm the only guy who finds lesbianism boring as shit.

Then again I'm a wizard +2 and have looked at so much dickgirl porn, seeing a female body with a vagina is foreign to me.

>>50889418
Medicalizing sexuality never ends well
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>>50888778
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>>50889440
>I sometimes feel like I'm the only guy who finds lesbianism boring as shit.
I find it pretty boring and I don't like Futa.
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>>50889440
>dickgirls
>without vaginas
What's it like, being trash?
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>>50889418
*You're either straight or mentally ill.
fixed that for you pal
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>>50889469
It's not nice to call yourself mentally ill.
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>>50889418
Why would you say mentally ill two times?
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>>50889459
Pretty good.
Though it's hard to keep my fetish from spilling out , likely owing to no sexual/romantic outlets.
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>>50889511
>>50889469

You guys aren't thinking your positions through. Find yourself a tight young sissy maid to cook and clean your house, and you won't think they're mentally I'll. You'll just be happy to have something around to get shit done which is happy to work for soy, table scraps, ands occasional jizz.

Experience a goods steak, a back rub, someone to fetch your beer and change the channel when instructed, ands who is grateful to give a bj whenever you want it, and you'll never want to go back.
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>>50889418
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>>50889665

Oh and my apologies for the typos. Got a new tablet for Christmas ands I haven't gotten the predictive autocorrect fully trained yet.
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>>50889665
Thanks for confirming your mental illness, famalam.
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>>50884701
host your game online and actively block any suggestion of player gender. As a fat virgin fuck I'd play and erp a dyke, provided me and the other fat virgin fucks don't have to look at or hear one another while we les it up
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>>50889440
>seeing a female body with a vagina is foreign to me.
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>>50885548
this, they are basically disgusting space elves and need to be purged
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>>50884701
How do I get /tg/ to reply to obvious bait?


Oh. Nevermind.
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Man, I'd love that too. I've played two lesbians. One I played more like pure yuri, where I was admiring my mummy sempai. The other was a lascivious tongue waggling power slut who got into more trouble than she did pussy.

One player decided to play bi, where he will fuck anything that's pretty. That's the closest we've come besides my characters.
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>>50884701
Make a Pathfinder game on Roll20, state that it's lesbians only, link it in /pfg/. You'll have more lesbians than you can accomodate.
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>>50885209

Not going to help, magical girls are weak against monster cock.
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>>50884701

It's simple, OP. First you play something with a dedicated relationship system, roll for relationships at the start - and presto, suddenly two girls have Idolatrous and Devoted fetters on each other. Then things proceed pretty innocently until the bartender comments that she's surprised one of the girls didn't join the other one in showering up, which makes one go "That's actually a really good idea!" and then do so.

Presto, you now have a weird zombie lesbian battle couple while the GM calls you incredibly gay, even though he somehow did not see this coming and didn't mean for anything to actually happen from that bartender's comment.

Fucking Nechronica.
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>>50890477
Y'all are fags
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>threads start off interesting, with discussion about how SJWs are dumb and don't know how to actually enjoy the non-SJW nuances of Steven Universe
>Turns to shit when the Australians wake up
Sasuga Digeridongs
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>>50890599

Eh, it's cute, and nothing's ever been shown on-screen between them besides a heat-of-the-post-slaughter kiss between the two (that the punch-monster initiated after she'd finished eating the dead, so, kinda gross).

And I didn't even mention the tiny muslim suicide bomber going on dates with the zombie-chicken raiser. The fact that neither of them really know what a date involves besides hand-holding and kisses at the end is cute.
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>>50889418
>>50889511
>>50889469
Monosexuals are all sexually repressed.
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>>50890477
>First you play something with a dedicated relationship system, roll for relationships at the start - and presto, suddenly two girls have Idolatrous and Devoted fetters on each other.
NAME THE SYSTEM

Or better yet, provide an add-on system to include this in any game.
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>>50891044
>monosexual

... So, normal?
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>>50891087
Nechronica, my dude, it's written right in the post
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>>50891109
>gays
>normal
>straights
>normal
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>>50891129
Nowadays I'd wager being a common faggot is pretty normal compared to some of the shit I see online
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>>50884701
No one has mentioned Monster Hearts yet. Just get a group together for that bullshit. You'll have les beans and everything inbetween.
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>>50885523
Wouldn't that leave a loophole for FFM threesomes, though?
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>>50890900
>this entire post

>>50891734
No, as presence of males is extremely detrimental to the whole thing. Deadly so, in fact.
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>>50891892
See, this detail was not specified previously.

Loophole closed!
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>>50884756
I can confirm this works like a charm. t. GM almost a year into one, and barely halfway through. I never asked for this.

>>50887195
>>50884796
>What is shown is symbolic. What is alluded to is real. The most hurtful things are the most true.
That's a pretty good key for a layman approaching Utena right there.

I have always wanted to do an Utena-tinged game in the Riddle of Steel, by the way.
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>>50886530
Link?
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>>50890106
>where I was admiring my mummy sempai
You mean mummy as in "me mum" or actual dessicated corpse?
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Lesbian PCs are cancer.
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>>50886796
>girlfriend's character fucks women for pleasure and men for cash

I think we've found ourselves a genuine cuck lads.
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>>50889007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM
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>>50892278

I believe you mean "PCs are cancer."
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>>50892132
>t. GM almost a year into one
>that image
Are you me? I've been using burst to run mine.
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>>50889440
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy who likes lesbians. Not in threads like these, obviously. It's all about context.
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>>50888973
>>50889469


This, and Jesus Christ fuck you /tg/ you have gone downhill for having so many posts worshipping a mental illness. The only response to "my PC is a lesbian" is "your PC is not welcome at my table."
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>>50890106
>mummy sempai yuri

Kill yourself man.
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>>50892406
We're using a homebrew system, though magic burst is fine.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S1yVgpUMZZwcHnJBzCB8CkDtqlbyC1oxAwJGbckO0Ug/edit

Right now it's grossly flawed (and I need to update with a pageful of shit we came up with since the last time), but when we're all done, the system will be given to /tg/ as a reward for putting up with the worse of anime quests, alongside the campaign being storytiemed. Look forward to it in half a year or so.
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>>50892470
God fucking speed, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ
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>>50884701
>tfw I wish my group would play less lesbians
>tfw when lesbian IRL but I've seen so much yuri I'm fucking sick to death of it
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>>50887109
According to GOOGLE about the picrelated he posted, its Simoun.

>Simoun takes place on the earth-like planet Daikūriku (大空陸?) ("great sky land" or "heaven's shore"). The people of Daikūriku are all born female. The theocratic nation of Simulacrum has a monopoly on the helical motor technology and as a result grew to prosperity. The two nations Argentum and Plumbum wage war against it in an attempt to steal the technology. In Simulacrum, the girls grow up until age of seventeen, when they make a pilgrimage to a holy place known as "the Spring" to select their permanent sex.
Yup.
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>>50885692
Look mate, "sexless spess rocks" is a distraction for the editors - the fusions between protagonist gems are distinctly invoking the lesbos.

Everything else you listed is yes, and it shows that they're not actually full-retard SJW and are positively showing both homo and hetero. Which is what makes the show cool.

But it doesn't stop people from either latching or bashing on the homo side of things as if it's the only thing in the show.
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>>50892264
>>50886530
It was happening in another thread, see if the links in >>50870555 >>50858962 still work. I'm not in on it because I've got too much shit going otherwise.
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>>50885359
>fate knows exactly what she's thinking
>probably because she's thinking the same thing

Nanoha is an oddly progressive series, in several ways.
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>>50884701
I avoid romance as much as possible in my games. This is only because everything I love was destroyed in an all consuming blaze, literally, and it hurts too much to mimic it for the weekly game.

That said, I cannot seem to stop my characters from making lesbians.
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>>50885359
I remember seeing this comic forever ago but can't remember where. Got a source?
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>>50894218
Its Nanoha GamerS I think?
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>>50886196
Two things you should know as a GM.

The first, there will be times where people aren't as invested as others will be. This is just a fact, and has little to do with the gender of the characters involved. Correlation and causation, and all that. A rogue made for sneaking will probably not be as interested in a hallway with no side passages as a warrior would be, for example. A warrior will be less invested in a trap filled area than a rogue would be.

Second, A good compromise leaves everyone unhappy. Finding a middle ground isn't hard. You just need to make sure to reinvest the group afterward.
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>>50892316
Unless anon is a girl. Girls can't be cucked.
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>>50887902
'sup, Tynan Sylvester?
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>>50884701
Play with lesbians IRL.
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>>50885548
>we'd nuke the fuck out that planet, and rightfully so.

Who's "we"? Cause it sure isn't the current human civilizations. At least not the Western ones most anons are from.
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>>50884701
Being a straight, white, cis woman is literally the best case scenario imaginable. Why would you actively choose to downgrade given the option?
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>>50889440
Too much exposure to real life lesbians ruined any fantasies for me.
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>>50888914
>but then again I'm biased
>biased
kek well done anon.
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>>50893793
Both are invalid or expired.
>>
>Play magical girl game
>Everyone else involves in yuri antics
>I'm too focused trying to save the fuckin' world here, people.
>>
>>50900488
I would love to play a mahou shoujo campaign, jesus
>>
>>50898132
>Being a straight, white, cis woman is literally the best case scenario imaginable.
>straight
Why not bi?
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>>50884793
I feel you son. Two of my players constantly show up with a steady supply of thick titmonster lesbians and sporty, snarky lesbians, depending on which player.

I feel like I should just get them hookers.
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>>50902181
>sporty, snarky lesbians
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>>50884806
>>50884756
Not true if you play Crisis Heroine
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>>50902181
But do they have their characters make the fuck with one another? Is the sporty one dominant?
>>
>>50891507
>No one has mentioned Monster Hearts yet.
How can its orientation system (anyone can be turned on by anything if someone tries it on them) be adapted for other systems?
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>>50887016
Butanon, spats are way lewder than panties
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>>50902735
What happens in there that doesn't naturally lead to lesbians?
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>>50903177
It's a smut game about magical girls gradually becoming sluttier and sluttier until they go full Hentai Bad End and become mindbroken breeding sows, abuse loving painsluts, or Dark Heroines that fight and seduce the next batch of heroes
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>>50903377
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>>50902986
spats over panties are modest and pure
spats worn bare are turboslut-tier
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>>50902986
I don't believe you. Prove it.

>>50903424
>spats worn bare are turboslut-tier
Excuse me how is this?
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>>50903452
>Prove it.
Splatoon. That is all
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>>50903413
Would you like to know more?
https://crisisheroine.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page
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>>50898153
Tell the tale anon.

>>50902735
>>50903377
>>50903500
I am excited to follow this link. Where do I find a game to join online?
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>>50903541
I'm in one.
No, we don't have room for more players
It's also a surprisingly excellent system for a Japanese bad end hentai simulator. It even has this little minigame for GMs that encourages them to build their own rape-thirsty monster of the week from parts and elements given to them and rewards them for having their monsters survive encounters with the PCs by running away to become a reoccurring nemesis.

PCs also have this cool risk vs reward system where you get access to better toys and abilities by being sluttier but if you get TOO slutty you lose to The Cock.
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>>50902181
Neither of these can be me. I make snarky titty monster lesbians.
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>>50884701
When inserting your fucking fetishes into a game remember this handy Acronym
D
O
N
T

It stands for Don't!
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>>50884701
Make them roll on a table for gender, sex, and orientation
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>>50903700
I want to FUCK trashmouse
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>>50902798
Of course not. That's gay.
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>>50903629
>you lose to The Cock
Kelloggs can't have ruined that many campaigns.
>>
>>50904477
>Kelloggs
Is this a reference to the Breitbart thing or to circumcision?
>>
>>50904516
The cereal.
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>>50903629
I love things that have no right to be as good as they are
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>>50903700
>sexual orientations are fetishes
Is my character being male/female a fetish too?
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>>50884701
play M.A.I.D
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>>50903700
For a second I thought that was Mercy dressing up for Roadhog, seeing that their relationship is canon.
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>>50887902
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>>50904477
How do you think they keep their prices so low?

Magical girl slave laborers "paid" in deep tentacle dickings, that's how.
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Car lesbians thread?

What class and chassis?
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>>50884701
Funny, I recall a time where the question was "How do I stop my players from making lesbian characters?".
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>>50906026
Your old threads were shit kiddo.
Welcome to my reality.
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>>50906264
If people are asking how to magical realm on /tg/ then we've truly fallen to a low point. Not because of what they're asking but rather because I was under the impression we were all secretly sick fucks deep inside.
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>>50906344
You have to see past the original post and into its true purpose.
The question was not meant to be answered, but rather to incite discussion on magical realms.
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>>50903629
Maan that sounds fun.
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>>50903629
>PCs also have this cool risk vs reward system where you get access to better toys and abilities by being sluttier but if you get TOO slutty you lose to The Cock.
That sounds like the perfect system for lewd games.

At a glance the system just looks like Magical Burst though.
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>>50906026
This.
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