How verbose do you have to be to insult the BBEG?

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Like a filthy horsefucking cossack.

I will deck you in the schnoz.

>>50884106
There are also mighty pirates, though.

>>50884249
That's not an insult. That's a threat.

Look, mate, let's say I insult you with "You fight like a dairy farmer". How do you respond?

Just call him a dick. Yeah, it's not original, but the classics are classics for a reason.

>I find your plans insipid and you are no gentleman you posh piece of rubbish.

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>>50884411
>You fight like a dairy farmer
How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

>>50885297
You'd know cows, you son of a sow!

>>50884054

Truly legendary in more ways than one, the Cossacks were.

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>>50884054
"Every enemy I've met, I have penetrated!"
Wait, shit, tha's not how it goes.

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>Listen here you try hard little shit. I've grown tired of cleaning up after your fucking messes. Rather than continue to try and stop the results of your power fantasy I am just going to find you and stop your insipid plan and I'll laugh as I smash your face in the ground and end your little ego trip once and for all

>>50885297
Uh, I'm rubber, you're glue.