I have 100 dollars and I want to buy a fuckin box of MTG cards. Which one should I buy?
>>50872351
30 minutes with a great hooker
1 hour with a decent hooker
50 handjobs from a crackwhore
>>50873068
This fella gets it.
>>50872351
uhhhh khans of tarkir maybe
>>50872351
It depends entirely on what your local MtG scene is, and what you enjoy playing.
Myself personally; the town I live in used to have alternating Friday night Standard and Modern tournaments, and a large number of Commander players. Now, I personally enjoy Commander a lot more than the other two, but had a standard deck for friday night gaming.
Have you checked out any of the local shops to see what tournaments there are, or what people play locally?
Because if people play Standard in your area, and that's what you like, then that will narrow down your options. Likewise Modern will do the same, but in a different way.
>>50872351
Buy a box of singles.
>>50872351
>Origins
Fetus jace lottery, set is reasonably decent
>Khans of Tarkir
Fetchlands, a good shot at them too. Personally I only averaged 1.5 per box.
>Battle for LOL NEVERMIND SKIP THIS GARBAGE FIRE
>innistrad 2.0 block
Even worse than BfZ, who the hell likes innistrad????? Srsly
>Kaladesh
Ok set, masterpieces lottery. I averaged 1 masterpiece per box.
Best option is singles though, but I bet you want a box for opening excitement
Khans of tarkir is good value with the least variation in its return. You could play one of the assorted lottery sets, but chances of making back your money are slim. Fetches are about as close as you are going to get to a guaranteed return.
Plus khans was one of the best draft formats in recent memory (there I said it) if you have some friends to draft with.
you seem casual as fuck, just go on craigslist and buy a "lot" for like $20. The cards will be worthless but it doesn't matter if you're just playing for fun.
>>50873068
>30 minutes with a great hooker
I thought they were more expensive than that.
>>50875407
>1 masterpiece per box
You must be lucky, the average is supposed to be one per case last I heard.
>>50875407
>who the hell likes innistrad????? Srsly
Don't make me Mortify you.
>>50879682
his "great" is a crack whore.
>>50872351
The green one
>>50879682
It depends on the country, mate
>>50880712
My fucking sides...
>-I'll pick the... Great Mighty Empire of... um... Green one
Grab a box of Conspiract 2, since it is actually the best drafting in recent memory. If you are looking to draft with people you know, I mean.