Sup /tg/, I need some help. My D&D group is going to be running a game next Friday night, and we've made some good progress.
The DM has strongly hinted that this session is going to be the finale. We've been in an undead-heavy campaign for about a year now.
I'm playing a gnoll paladin of Heironeous. The rest of the group is a kobold blaster wizard, a human ranger (who just picked up a bow with splitting on it last session), and a death-touched (paizo splatbook, +1 LA, +charisma human) hexblade/kensai with lots of debuffs.
My build is fighter 2 / cleric 2 / crusader 2 / paladin 2 / fist of Raziel 4 with 129 HP.
It's been hinted from NPCs that the big bad in this setting is some sort of arcane gish, with cues at swordplay and illusion magic. Probably something like sorcerer/fighter/eldritch knight. I looked up the vampire lord template and it's insane. I'm not sure how to beat that.
So /tg/, how do I cheese out and kill a vampire lord? I'm scared that the DM is going to kill off my gnoll in the last session because he doesn't like that I'm playing my fursona ><
Use a garlic steak
>>50863762
I don't think he eats steak, anon. But you might be on to something. Should I try eating a bunch of garlic (both IRL and IC) and then letting said vampire lord bite me? Would it poison him?
>>50863793
no, but you could try giving your problem DM a tribute to not sacrifice your gnoll. like, give him this
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>>50863824
How is giving him a flash game going to help me kill a vampire lord? I really don't want to die next session, anon...
Damage it until it dies
>>50863982
>damaging a vampire
>expecting the damage to not just regenerate the next round
You don't know a damn thing about vampires do you
>>50864069
whoosh, now I'll shit on you for not getting references to ancient memes
>>50864119
Oh of course youre one of those shitty "hard core gamers" that think girls don't belong in games. should you be in >>>/v/ ?
>>50864144
>dat projection
Anyway, OP, you need to burn it. A room filled with oil on fire, with the only exit blocked. The vampire lord will become a husk and then you just decapitate its remains.
>>50863824
Fuck off with your spam, you hack.
You're a paladin? Smite evil!