/cyoag/ - CYOA General: Christmas Card Edition

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We had some really nice OC posted in the past few days.

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>>50859101

>>50859061
Daichi is an idiot, but he means well.

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>>50859116

>>50859079
>The OP post is my garbage card I got carried away with.

EXCELLENT TASTE FELLOW ANON.

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More of that good, new OC.

I will post a new version of the collab cyoa later tonight.

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>>50859144

>>50859138
Let's not pretend to be something we're not, you know?

>>50859122
He's still worse than Atsubro.

Plus his stats are awful. MC + Fumi + Hinako + Otome/Jungo/Keita (depending on MC build) crushes the entire game.

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>>50859182
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING ANON. I WOULD'VE POSTED AN UPDATED VERSION.

ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE THE MERRY CHRISTMAS MISSING.

>>50859209
> :^)

https://www.reddit.com/

>>50859147
I got the impression that hardly anyone likes the waifus. What happened?

>>50859147
>>50859238
I loved the waifus personally. There needed to be more detail on personality though.

>>50859209
wat r u doing, anon. put xmas hats on everyone.

>>50859209
>Sadida isn't dressed up like a Christmas tree

Missed opportunity.

>>50859209
We're going to look like pathetic losers next to them.

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>>50859209
They're at thirteen pages.

>>50859318
They're going to look like autists who spent too much time on a one-off joke that's going to be forgotten a week from now.

>>50859321
It's only 2.7k words so far cyoag you don't need to worry I won't hit 8k (unless epicure pumps a ton into it)

>>50859298
OH MY GOD. HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH?

>>50859307
I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHO THAT IS.

>>50859318
MAYBE YOU WILL.

>>50859321
AND I COULD SPLIT MY SINGLE PAGE INTO 13 SEPARATE IMAGES.

>>50859351
THE ONE WITH THE GREEN HAIR

>>50859351
>AND I COULD SPLIT MY SINGLE PAGE INTO 13 SEPARATE IMAGES.

YES. do it at the end. please make this card as inconvenient as possible.

>>50859378
STOP YELLING AT ME.

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Might post this in a few minutes or wait 'til next thread. Not sure yet. You all seem to be having fun making something with a lot of caps lock, so I might wait until the end of that.

>>50859238
I have been busy all day (and had some computer trouble) so I haven't had the chance to read them all, but I don't think anyone liked mine in particular. From what I can tell, I don't think anyone liked mine in particular. Again, I haven't been able to read through them all, but I think it was the case of everyone showing up to the ball in the same dress (where ball = cyoa & dress = waifu traits)

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>>50859209
New waifu incoming

+Is /cyoag/
+Is not /jc/
-Proably suicidal

>>50859238
Too much overlap, from my understanding.

>>50859412
please post in a few minutes anon, i can hardly wait

>>50859412
>everyone showing up to the ball in the same dress
>>50859428

Just goes to show that we're more alike than we are different. Truly, a lesson for the Christmas season.

>>50859428
One guy whined. One guy.

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>>50859412
Merry Christmas

>>50859485
At least two, since I agree with them.

>>50859504
You're a butt.

>>50859514
Rude.

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PERFECTION INCARNATE.

>>50859488
Right, let's open up that PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER I wished for a day or two ago and see what I go-

>itty-bitty power
I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS

Let's at least take the Vial of Youth and the Early Resolution.

>>50859535
Beautiful, send it on over to our new best friends.

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Hey /cyoag/

Apparently somebody out there remembers this old CYOA I did. So here's the mystery page that I never posted.

Merry Christmas.

>>50859567
BUT ANON, THERE'S SPACE FOR THREE MORE TOP-TIER WAIFUS.

I NEED THREE MORE PICTURES, THEN I'LL SEND IT OVER.

>>50859428
That was one anon, probably Italics in disguise.

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>>50859488
>forcing your slime fetish onto me--at Christmas of all times

>>50859593
wait what

>>50859598
No way. We need magic items, too.

hey how do i make cyoa

>>50859593
It's finished!

>>50859593
I told you guys there wasn't a secret page before.

>>50859641
TELL YOU WHAT ANON. YOU MAKE THEM, AND I'LL TAPE THEM ON.

>>50859593
>the academy is patronized by a demon lord of lust

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

>the restricted section has all the evidence needed to undo the whole shebang, and it's guarded
>no one has ever used the information for good

Oh, of course that would be the case, wouldn't it?

>>50859593
IT'S FINALLY FINISHED!

>>50859488
that bunny slime is cute.

>>50859488
Picked world peace. No regrets. But I also want a little something for myself, so I'll pick the bow and the paper so I can be cute. Mostly want it so I can be an immortal little girl, but hopefully doing away with unjust discrimination and hate will make it a little easier to live an eternity as a cute gooey mess.

>>50859488
>Random picked More Time

Yessss, best gift.

As for the stocking stuffers... Vial of Youth and Christmas Miracle!

Yaaay, thanks Beri santa!

>>50859488
>Adventure
Boy am I glad I didn't take Power. Just what I wanted.

>Vial of Youth
>Christmas Miracle
Even for a bad person like me, holidays are a time for caring about others, so I'm gonna be a superhero!

Say Quiet what exactly happens when you get through Scream;Call?
Humanoid Abomination Mode, or full eldritch? Also How does that effect a twin or someone who uses desuetued: glamour to witness these dreams?

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>>50859593
can someone post the rest pls?

>>50859488
Picked Peace on Earth, turned out better than expected.
For stocking stuffers I guess I'll take Vial of Youth and Early Resolution.

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>>50859811
I meant to go back and change the system to give you more/less points based on whether you wanted to be rape-bait, a normal student in a horror story, or a hero who could overturn the whole thing.

Maybe I'll release a new version later.

>>50859593
Fantastic, mate.

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>>50859831

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>>50859853

>>50859554
Well, technically you could create an entire micro-universe in there.

>>50859625
Well, the idea was that slime at the top was choosing your gift based on your statement, so it made sense for things like "cute" to be a matter of perspective. I'm sorry you don't like it. At least you get immortality out of it for free. >>50859696 and >>50859703 think it is cute.

>>50859696
thanks. I looked to try to pick a cute one.

>>50859703
I'm glad you're happy with peace. It's a selfless choice.

>>50859737
I was worried that one wouldn't be liked since it gives hours-per-day instead of raw hours like the vial of youth. Originally it was just a dozen clones, instead of the arbitrarily high "dozens" of clones.

>>50859785
Is Power that underwhelming? >>50859554 also didn't seem too thrilled with it. Or are you just saying that you wanted more to be a hero than a god?

>>50859827
Is there another way you expected Peace on Earth to turn out? Glad you're happy with it.

>>50859831
>new version
Yes and the option to choose your difficulty/power level would be awesome!

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>>50859870

>>50859883
I want to give you a hug.
Good to have you here.

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>>50859893

>>50859883
I'm happy enough with it as-is, but admittedly I wasn't expecting it to go that way.

It's like playing SimCity instead of being a genie - still fun, but a different type than the meme would suggest.

>>50859831
What would happen if a male student turned himself into a futa?

>>50859883
Honestly the ability to get menial work done greatly improves the free time available, especially if you get one or two garbage jobs likes number crunching or lifting that they could do. I thought it was pretty clever. I wouldn't have even taken the Vial of Youth at that point if not for the fact the other stocking stuffers were a bit limited.

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>>50859920
You'd probably still fit in with the boys, though they might not like you.

>>50859945
They'd rape anon quickly.

>>50859965
kek maybe they'l thell him something like "If you want to be a girl that badly then we'l turn you into our bitch"
and then gang rape him

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>>50859901
Thanks!

>>50859917
I thought that being a genie would be too obvious. Besides, this involves less waiting.

>>50859935
The Vial of Youth was mostly there as an obligatory immortality option, since wishing for more time was itself not an immortality option, as might have been expected. So it's largely choosing between Vial of Youth & a second gift, if you didn't pick one of the two with integrated immortality.

>>50859831
I only play smutty CYOAs as a sort of subversion, where the goal is to build a normal life or even accrue superpowers while taking as few lewd options as possible. As long as you can murder anyone who tries to sleep with you, I'm fine. My old build when you first posted this was something like pumping power up and serving as a guardian type for somebody else who didn't know anything about the school's darkside.

>>50859831
How many points would a rape-bait hero get?

>>50859945
That's fine, they sound like a bunch of assholes.

>>50859965
>>50860009
Implying that's not part of the plan.

>>50860041
I'm thinking maybe 6 Attribute and 6 Perk points.

Maybe halve how many points you get from Flaws too.

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>>50860058
Fuck you where a step ahead
but what about the next part?

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>>50859636
But, it means I failed to satisfy them, and that I need to do better.

>>50859682
Oh, um, th-thanks.
It's times like these when I remember that I don't have any pictures of slimes blushing. Probably because blushing requires blood.

>>50860157
I'd bet you get all soft like a slime when somebody hugsyou tightly.

>>50859593
No fucking way! No! Fucking! Way!

First Quite comes back from the dead and now you? It's a Christmas miracle!

Now I'm paranoid that I have cancer since there's no way the universe would ever let me be this happy.

>>50860224
It's okay, I'll get you your cupand then let'sdiscuss how the authors first banded together to make one cyoa and how the general got together to troll /jc/.
Would you llike a slice of pie?

>>50859593
Questions.

Are you planning on making more CYOAs? I like your style and themes.

Do you like the Monster Hunter CYOA?

Are you finally back or were you lurking?

>>50859831
>I meant to go back and change the system to give you more/less points based on whether you wanted to be rape-bait, a normal student in a horror story, or a hero who could overturn the whole thing.
>Maybe I'll release a new version later.

Please. While I love the original the ability to choose your difficulty would be perfect.

>>50859831
I never doubted you would return.
Please don't leave again.

>>50860259
I was thinking about a quasi-Victorian occult detective type thing and maybe a Dark Souls style dark fantasy cyoa. But I've been thinking about those since even before I did Rapture, and that was before I realized just how much work would go into making one. So maybe, but probably nothing this big again.

Is that the one based on the video game series? I don't think I've ever read that one all the way through since I've never played the games.

I've lurked a very few threads, maybe once a month or so.

>>50860210
I, uh, wouldn't know...

>>50860321
This. We need you.

>>50860140
>>50859965
>>50860009
Fuck it, here's my build.

>>50859831
>Male
>House Vulcan

>Allure-[1] "I'm sure I can make more friends later. Right now I just want to study and survive."
>Elusive-[2] "Being able to lie and sneak around will be important for what I plan to do."
>Force-[1] "I plan on using magic so physical strength isn't that important."
>Study-[6] "Goal: Become master of all things magical and scientific."
>Threat-[2] "Yeah... Really don't want to become anyone's slave."

>Wealth-[Free] "Only $50?"
>Spawn-[Free] "Why bother trying to make allies or recruit minions when I could just breed them?"
>Favorite Class Magic-[1] "I've always wanted to learn magic."
>Favorite Class Biology-[2] "Maybe I could learn how to create better monsters"
>Inhuman Attribute Study-[8] "I think that interdimensional portal did something to my brain."
>Bio-Engineer-[12] "There we go, now I can breed proper pets, slaves and guards."
>Magical Training.x3-[27] "Enough spells to defend myself and enact a few insidious plans."
>Pact-[24] "In exchange for more power I promised an alien I help him with his sexual experiments."
>Reputation-[22] "The other students know I like to change my gender and act like a slut."
>Aversion-[20] "Pegging."
>Glasses-[18] "Do I still have to wear these when I shapeshift?"
>Responsibility-[16] "I have to work at the library. It's not too bad but I have less time to do House activities and if I get fired I'll lose my source of income."
>Compulsive Masturbation-[13] "It's probably something in the air."
>Phobia-[10] "Spiders. Spider girls are ok though."

>Change Shape
>Blast
>Heal
>Hypnosis
>Ward
>Banish
>Counterspell
>Levitate
>Telepathy
>Teleport
>Supernatural Sight
>Suggestion
>Shroud
>Mage Armor
>Invisibility

>No mystery.
>No Enemy/Dark Fate.

>>50859831
Can I be a rapebait hero who could overturn the whole thing? I like high risk high reward builds, and female builds right now kinda lack the latter, you kinda just have to play damage control from the poor decision of picking female in the first place. Meanwhile, male builds are all reward no risk.

>>50859625
>bullying cute slime girls--at Christmas of all times.

Merry Christmas, cyoag.

>>50860453

>>50860493
>not just actually posting it over here
Shiggy.

>>50860259
>>50860369
I actually had more done on the Van Helsing knockoff one than I remembered. You can see what I had planned since you're such a fan.

http://pastebin.com/7Uf0W6kU

>>50860444
That kind of defeats the point of the rapebait option. It's for people who want a pure porn story with no hope of success for the heroine. The choice between male or female is basically whether you want to be the villain or the heroine/victim, not a balanced choice.

>>50860493
Yeah man, 4chan updated so now you can have duplicates of a file on the same board as long as they're in different threads.

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>>50860508

>>50860523
>Yeah man, 4chan updated so now you can have duplicates of a file on the same board as long as they're in different threads.
Didn't know that. Thanks.

>>50860528
And thanks.

>>50860522
Anon I've played plenty of porn games where the heroine gets raped a bunch and still manages to defeat the villain.

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>>50860542
Gotta admire a strong woman.

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>>50860542
You just need to find the demonic power that was within you all along and you'll instantly recover from all that mind breaking rape.

>>50859870
Regarding the flaw monster does everyone get a disguise?

>>50860542
And even if she doesn't succeed, the fact that she had that grand goal of saving the world makes it much more interesting when she gets defeated and mindbroken.

>>50859593
Holy shit, talk about your christmas miracles

>>50860592
No amount of rape can stop a succubus, after all. If she has noble goals, then raping her is actually self-defeating, strengthening her and weakening her foes.

>>50860612
No only the -2 version, and only if you choose to be a real monster, something people would otherwise run away screaming from instead of just a red guy with horns.

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shitty cyoa we did for /jc/

i don't even know these namefugs and I had three hours ok

>>50860722
It's kay. The card we made for you was a pretty rushed job too. Merry Xmas all the same.

>>50860780
Merry Christmas to all you heretics as well anon <3.

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>>50860844

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We're gonna go back to hating each other after Christmas, right?

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>>50860857

>>50860867
When did we stop?

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>>50860722
>Quicksilver is waiting for Mr. Bones to come back

Don't they have a CYOA with a Mr. Bones drawback?

>>50860867
I am the wrong person to ask this question.

>>50860867
I hate you all more for humoring them, and I hate them more for humoring you. You all have ruined my Christmas cheer. Fuck you.

>>50860722
Where's the updated waifu cyoa

Could someone post Traveller?

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>>50860911
I didn't even have anything to do with it, anon.

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>>50860911

>>50860911
Your bitter and pointless misery make it all worth it.

>>50860944
I'll allow it, but only because I might replay some Atelier now.

>>50860911
Just by looking at these posts, I'm pretty sure that this is the famed /jc/ shitposter.

Well, he's your problem now.

>>50861011
I always suspected that he was a /cyoag/ regular who just hates our concept or something desu.

>>50861011
No! Absolutely not! You keep him!

>>50861011
>>50861024
I knew you guys were garbage, but this is some next level failure. I can hear your ancestors rolling in their graves.

>>50861043
It's alright, quiet - we'll uh, we'll take Angel off your hands to compensate.

>>50861060
What? No! This is blackmail! You can't do this!

>>50861045
Not mine, though.

My ancestors didn't get the luxury of graves, you see.

I just wanted to make that joke, carry on.

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>>50861060
>sticking Angel back with all the MR veterans

>>50861088
I fucking loath angel, and I'd take her over our shitposter.

>>50861094
You guys don't have "a shitposter," though, that was my point. I don't even go to /jc/, because it's shit.

>>50860832
The Mastermind (13)

Human (14)

Soul shards (13)

I Am The Law (11)
Memory Wipe (9)
Mind Control (6)

Stone of Power (Nullification) (5)
Seekers Map (3)

Magitek Golem (0)

Signature (1)
Unbendable Time (0)

The Sword

Master of Telepathy

Got an undefeatable golem bodyguard who can sense danger. I am unsuspicious looking and can wipe memories to continue hiding my identity in plain sight. I can mind control anyone to give me what I need such as items, the keys for the sword, gold, sex etc. Why fight when I can make them kill themselves? Things normally go my way, and I will usually figure something out when there is trouble sooner or later. I have multiple tries with Soul Shards.

For my rival: Time is such a cheap ass tool so it's banned. I will leave the your honor and waifus intact, because I have respect. Why do you struggle? You violated the balance when you accepted power, and I must fix that. I shall try to make it as easy on you as I can. But if you make it hard on yourself then you force my hand, and you will know by my signature that you are the one responsible and can only blame yourself.

Pretty sure this is an overpowered build. But thanks for this fun CYOA. I did consider going Ascended Being too but this is much stronger.

>>50860876
I can have more than one combo effect right?

>>50860253
Holy shit. For how shit 2016, the past week was great for /cyoag/

- Quiet comes back.
- Memes it up.
- All the authors get together to make a collab formatted by SDA
- Entire general gets together to troll /jc/
- RAPTURE COME BACK
- Their gift to us gets 0 (I REPEAT ZERO) replies in this thread.
- Our gift gets, well, have a look >>50860610

>>50861351
/jc/ on suicide watch

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>>50860832
Right, let's have a look.

First up, a sneeki breeki build.

>CLASS: The Shadow
>RACE; Halfling
>DEATH OPTION: Death Realm [10]
>POWERS: Realm Knowledge [8], Clone [6], Got Style? [5], Flash [4], Poison Expert [2]
>ARTIFACTS: Seekers Map [0]

>QUEST: Hunter and Prey

>NO COMBO EFFECTS

>>50859593
Holy fucking shit. My favorite/cyoa/ is finally done! Love you anon

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>>50861351
>Entire general gets together to troll /jc/
>Entire general

>>50861243
Yes

>>50861400
NOT MY FAULT THAT MY HELP WAS UNAPPRECIATED.

>>50861400
>Entire general except Quiet
There, happy now?

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>>50859488
As the requester of the Cute option, I am pleased that I have now a cute goo girl for my Christmas present!

>>50861508
>have now become
I'm so excited I can't type!

>>50861351
Great fucking job, Quiet. I knew you could do it.

Now, ascend. Become the new meme.

>>50861549
Aw fuck no. Don't you put that on me as well SDA!

>>50861549
Also, I'm super sorry I didn't put the smug options in. I just completely forgot about them until literally just now.

>>50861351
Actually that collab was pushed by me and quiet, I feel like I've done something.

>>50861581
>Trying this hard.
And you are?

>>50861587
THE TERROR THAT FAPS IN THE NIGHT

>>50861598
Symbio?

>>50861581
>>50861587
Quite a lot of people helped. Quiet's just one of the louder ones, despite his name.

>>50861649
oy vey im shush

>>50860832
>>50860832
Can't you just pick God of the underwprld option and the Fair warning drawback to give him an offer: let me kill you and your waifus and I will promise I will let you and everyone else you want to live a luxurious life inside the underworld forever?

It will make things a lot easier for the both of us with a lot less bloodshed. The rival knows you have these powers so isn't that the best deal he can get? Considering you always come back. Who wouldn't take this deal?

>>50861660
Why would he have any reason to believe you're not lying so you can send him to Literal Hell without a fight?

He knows you were sent to ruin his fun.

>>50861649
Thanks for saying that out loud
Mission accomplished
I will resign to my silence

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>>50861649
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>>50861649
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>>50861701
Go play MassEffect2, memelord

>>50861351
Quiet's actually back? I thought someone was just using his name.

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>>50861649
~~~

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>>50861721
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>>50861719
Back and open for conversions.

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>>50861649
~~~~~

>>50861677
Doesn't have to be hell. You can make your death realm however you like.

I guess he can't really take my word for it but he knows he's doomed anyway and this is the best way out he's going to get. He can keep living with his waifus in luxury forever. They have free will in the underworld after all.

>>50861735
>>50861727
>>50861721
>>50861715
>>50861706
>>50861701
When are you going to finish your actual cyoa? I want to depose the magical queen of magical Britain.

>>50861727
I FOUND HIS TRUE FORM!
QUICK, BURN IT!

>>50861764
I'm on Johannesburg rn. Won't be long.

>>50861770
Shuttup cats are best

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>even the jumpfags have a devil survivor cyoa

We need to fix this.

>>50861774
That's why I know it's your true form

>>50861508
I'm thrilled you like it!

>>50861776
It ain't even this good...

>>50861774
>I'm on Johannesburg rn. Won't be long.
...Any chance we'll see Modern Fantasy before the new year?

>>50861852
Errrrrrrr. Well, there's always a chance.

>>50861776
If we're talking SMT CYOAs then it'd be best to go for Persona. Hijacking the rumor mechanic from P2 would make for a pretty cool one.

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>>50861649
Quiet's calling u out fool

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE MODE ENGAGED.

>>50861920
WAT

>>50861952
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES.

>>50861920
I can't handle this hghlander

- Quiet comes back.
- Memes it up.
- All the authors get together to make a collab formatted by SDA
- Entire general gets together to troll /jc/
- RAPTURE COME BACK
- Their gift to us gets 0 (I REPEAT ZERO) replies in this thread.
- Our gift gets, well, have a look >>50860610
- HIGHLANDER CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

>>50861920
>>50861961
>CHRISTMAS MIRACLE MODE ENGAGED.

Did baby come back and stop you from being beheaded by isis?

>>50861961
I'll believe in you

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Post cyoas

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>>50861996
>Post cyoas

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>>50861920
>>50861967
>/cyoag/ right now

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What's your favorite CYOA?

>>50859593
Reposting my aaaancient build.
>Male (?)
>House Apollo

>Allure 0
>Elusive 4
>Force 0
>Study 3
>Threat 4

>Magic Favorite 12

>Intimidating 9
>Abberant Form 1
>Monster III 4
>Magical Training -1
>Haunted 1
>Unlucky 4
>Just as Planned 0
>Aversion (injustice) 2
>Glasses 4
>Authority II 1
>Dark Secret 3
>Enemies*10 23
>Polite 25
>Reputation 27
>Responsibility (Teaching) 29
>Unpopular 31
>Sadism 34
>Virgin 36

>Elusive 30
>Study*2, Inhuman Study 12
>Threat, Inhuman Threat 0

Base magic score: 6, modifiable by things other than orgies due to being a teacher.
>Change Shape
>Counterspell
>Supernatural Sight
>Ward

The teacher who enforces reason and order through raw power. Not liked by most (especially those with dicks), but too strong, cunning, and good at teaching to get rid of.

>>50862057
Traveller's Tale by a wide margin.

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>>50861867
someone tried and fucked it up massively because he had shit taste and tried to emulate harem creator.

>>50862067
Old speculation on some missions, and the results of that.

>Ghost Hunters Club
Difficulty: EASY. Hypothesis: MEDUSA COVER GROUP. Procedure: SUPERVISE, PASSIVE INVESTIGATION. Precautions: PATIENCE, PROTECT STUDENTS NOT CONFIRMED HOSTILE.
Hypothesis: INCORRECT. Result: SUCCESS. VALUABLE ALLIES WHEN ASSISTED.
>Magical Girl
Difficulty: INTERMEDIATE. Hypothesis: MISGUIDED OR MALICIOUS HECATE, INNOCENT MEDUSA. Procedure: STAKEOUT, INQUIRY. Precautions: WARINESS.
Hypothesis: CORRECT. Result: SUCCESS WITH ALLIES
>Restricted Section
Difficulty: ??? Hypothesis: EVIL CULT AND/OR TEACHER'S LOUNGE. Procedure: ENTER LIBRARY. Precautions: WARDS, POSSIBLE DISGUISE, WARINESS.
Hypothesis: INCORRECT. Result: SUCCESS. ULTIMATE VICTORY.

More speculation:
>Amnesiac Teacher
Hypothesis: DIMENSIONAL/TEMPORAL ABBERATION.
Hypothesis: INCORRECT
>Ceres Curse-Breakers?
Hypothesis: SUB-PAR SPELLCASTING TECHNIQUE.
Hypothesis: PARTIALLY CORRECT
>Dorm Raid
Hypothesis: SLAVES PURCHASED WITH SUBSTITUTES, FAVORS, OR CURRENCY
Hypothesis: INCORRECT
>Martyr's Grail
Hypothesis: GRAIL TRANSFERS HARDSHIPS, DOES NOT CURE.
Hypothesis: MOSTLY CORRECT
>Monster Repellant
Hypothesis: MORE POWERFUL MONSTER ASSERTED DOMINANCE
Hypothesis: INCORRECT
>Vampire Blood
Hypothesis: SYNTHETIC BLOOD DEVELOPED FOR HEDONISM AND PROFIT; NO SIDE EFFECTS
Hypothesis: INCORRECT

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>>50862081

>>50861508
Cute slimes in clothes are too rare.

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>>50862097

>>50862057
Royal Revival

>>50861996
Well, then, here we go.

>AGE: Current Age [16]
>APPEARANCE: Sister +bonus [12], Very Similar +bonus [9]
>PERSONALITY: Boring +bonus [7]
>DYNAMICS: Twins Forever +bonus [4]
>POWERS: Fusion +bonus [1], Element (Earth for me, Wind for twin - assuming it means classical elements) [-1]
>ODD BODIES: Unusual Bodies (we both have claws of some kind) [-3]

>DRAWBACKS: True Rival [-1], Grudges [0]

We simultaneously hate each other and are the closest twins you've ever met.

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>>50862116

>>50862138
I choose to ring the chain of bells. Should I check my result now, or wait for something?

>>50862162
Go ahead and check

>>50862147
Why claws?

>>50862170
Look, it was an inhuman feature and I was trying to theme it with the Element picks earlier.

The idea was my twin's would look more like eagle talons and mine would look more like mole claws, but I didn't indicate that and for that I am sorry.

>>50862152
Alright, let's see what I got.

>catboy

Oh. Huh. Does this come with any altered urges, or do I just look different and have fancy new jewelry?

>>50862157

Post your picks, anon.

>>50862206
You probably like to sleep more often and play with yarn

>>50861867
I hate the Persona series. It lead to the cancerification of SMT after the 3rd one hit big.

What's the newest image version of slut life?

>>50862300
Banned.

>>50862316
Where do I find it?

>>50862338
In the land after time, to get there you must commit a bannable offense.

>>50862338
There's a link to the author's mega folder in the Pastebin. He keeps it updated with the latest NSFW and SFW version of it.

>>50862402
Thank you. What's the name of the author?

>>50860069
Any comments on the "Teacher v. the school" build in >>50862067?

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>>50862285
Persona's good.

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>>50862410
Are you talking about the author of Slut Life? Slut Life, the CYOA? Because the author of Slut Life happens to be Slut Life Anon. I know, who would have guessed?

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>>50860832
Round 1: The Jackass Who Messes Up Everything Around the Protag.

The Shadow Class; Never get found, never fight your target, never even go near them if you can avoid it; the objective is to be a ruinous curse that follows them wherever they go instead of a rival to contest them.
Fairy Race: Tiny, Stealthy, occasionally put on a Big-Person face to trick folks into precarious situations. No one taking me seriously as a threat is just icing on the cake; They'll never win while I'm around.

>Nullification (8)
>Poison Expert (2)
>Elementalism (Fire) (3)

>>50860857
Heheh, Snadbox.

Not sure who I'm out to ruin, but when I figure that out they'll never have safe haven. Poison the wells, the food, the cattle and farms. Burn anything that can't be poisoned. Never be scryed upon or manipulated away through magic.

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>>50862460
Persona sure is filled with robots, huh?

>>50860832
>Badass nerf for flyers.
Ouch. Alright, alright. Still good...

Side note. Specifying which elements can be selected, well done.

QUESTION! Can I combine combos? Can I have two combos that change my race if I can make sense of them being together?

>>50862138
>>50862152
Ring all the bells. Shake the case.

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>>50862617

>>50862626
>>50862152
>>50862138
Last four bells is the best option.

>>50862425
I actually remember that build from way back when the CYOA was first posted. It was a fun read.

>>50862460
That graphics style makes me think of Digimon World 3. Now I wanna play it.

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>>50862718
It's a bloody good game. Go for it.

>>50862285
>blaming the series for its fans

Classy.

>>50862285
... didnt they just make smt IV?

>>50859593
merry Christmas you magnificent bastard.

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>>50859535
>>50859598

DID SOMEONE SAY PERFECT WAIFU!?

>>50862752
Digimon World 3, not Persona 2.

>>50862638
Nice. Too minmax-y? Any wrong assumptions?

>>50862931
STOP YELLING AT ME.

YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE PSD OPEN WHILE I WORK ON ACTUAL CYOAS.

>>50862979
well memed

>>50859535
Does she continue playing music while I'm bending her over a desk?

>>50862546
You can have several combos. This is a common question I will add it to the text in the next version of the CYOA.

>>50859535
Candy desu

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>>50863121
Thank you, sir.
Specifically I was thinking of being a Transcendent Succubus.

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Still waiting for my submission to be put into the waifu cyoa

other people, put in submissions

Well to all of you, especially >>50861920 , >>50859488
and >>50859593 as well as all of the authors who participated in the collab, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg

>>50863107
OBVIOUSLY.

>>50863107
ALWAYS

>>50863188
What waifu CYOA?

>>50863236
I PUT PERIODS AT THE END OF MY SENTENCES YOU DUNCE.

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>>50863244
This

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>>50863291

>>50863255
You're failing to realize we left the land of proper grammar behind the moment we started typing in all-caps.

>>50859488
Whelp. I chose phenomenal cosmic power. I guess I fucked up.

>>50859593
>>50859831

Holy fuck it really is Christmas. Welcome back and Merry Christmas to the rest of you fucks too

>>50859144
>>50859160
Is this incomplete or a WIP or something?
There doesn't seem to be numbers or limits for most of the choices

>>50862931
Who is this?

>>50863452
It's a WIP.

>>50863507
Gotcha, thanks anon. I'm looking forward to seeing it finished

>>50863452
>There doesn't seem to be numbers or limits for most of the choices
Sure there are. One profession, three augs, one weapon of each type, and three companions.

They're just hidden in the sentences, not stated outright like "Pick three".

>>50863458
It is SUSAN. He is the strongest Blazblue of all!

He's basically the fully restored form of one of my favorite villains who had been possessing another of my favorite villains and whose original body was being used by a good guy but from the future. He knocked the good guy out of the body and retook it and holy shit does he wreck crap. Also, this is the barest explanation of only one part of an incredibly convoluted plot that often seems incomprehensible. He also absolutely destroys everything and is super kickass.

Here's his cool finishing move. Note that it destroys the background. https://youtu.be/sDlVOGOGhCQ

i'm drunk and just had 1/4 a gram of thc fuck you but i'm still gonna worl on the collab

who's this red person from jc so i can make her into an anal slut

I love you Beri, you're the best author.

>>50863244
>>50863291
>>50863299
i'm gonna do it right now

1341 pixels per row

new version soo comrade

>>50863577
She specifically asked not to be included on the IRC.

Not much I can do to stop you though.

>>50863577
SDA you're drunk. Go home.

>>50863597
>She specifically asked not to be included on the IRC.
do yo ufucking thing

i give a shit holy fuck

i'm adding this person to the cardand she's gonna be a red head anal fucking slut

>Quietanon returns alive
>Rapture gets its last page
Truly the best Christmas for CYOAG.

>>50863458
You know that evil green haired guy from Blazblue? How he went a little crazy after a while and started screaming shit about how he was some Japanese God?

Turns out he wasn't so crazy, or at least not in that case.

>>50863619
A lot of the negative things that have been said about Red were said by the /jc/ shitposter, and if you do that, you're feeding him.

>>50863663
i am feeding myself

i need this

>>50863452
Do you not know how to read? The only unclear thing is the Enemy Factions.

>>50861011
Depending on whom you mean that's not me. Though / jc/ a bunch of fart-smelling hypocrites.

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Oh boy here we go again.

>>50863663
Didn't Red and Angel absolutely hate each other during the Magical Realm RP?

>>50859144
I think the objective for most people would be to escape this awful hellscape, but I'm not most people. I spent years working on this cramped, isolated, perpetually dirty station, and I fucking loved every second of it. The people here were intelligent, friendly, and treated each other with that unique blend of fiery hatred and mutual respect that usually doesn't exist outside of understaffed kitchens. Now most of those people are dead, and the ones who aren't probably wish they were. I'm going to do something about that.

>Profession: Research and Development, AI.

Before making it onto this station, I was a gamer. It's what got me into Artificial Intelligent. Watching an archaic looking computer squash the best human in the world at one of our first ESports. Holy shit that was a different time. They had a term for great players back then, though; Bonjwa. It didn't mean they had a perfect Win/Loss record or something, just that they knew what they were doing more than anyone else. I think I'll co-opt that title for now. It'll hide my identity from any interlopers, but it's also a nod to what I used to do on the station. Which I don't think was exactly legal, but it served everyone great nonetheless.

>Riot Squad Gear + Upgrade

People who understand how Artificial Intelligences think are generally the ones who understand how to best utilize them. Given our security forces were 99% AI, it made sense to involve the researchers that programmed them in how difficult security threats were dealt with. I was one of the few to join the Pax Gendarmerie, the forces known for using "A careful balance of thoughtful sympathy alongside overwhelmingly violent displays of strength." In other words, scientists with a fucking mountain of lethal robots who answered to their conscience rather than a commanding officer. Some of us did have formal combat experience, but they weren't the scary ones. We could do some terrifying shit with a few Mobile Turrets and a Detonator.

>>50859593
Now that it has no missing pages Rapture Academy is officially the best CYOA ever.

>>50863527
Professions are not clear as to how many a person can choose. The only qualification I can see is that you must spend 5 years studying at least one subject.
For augmentations the cyoa is unclear as to whether the limit given, 3, is for both physical augmentations and suit augmentations or if there is a separate number for each.


>>50863678
I'd like to think I can read fairly well, anon, thanks for asking me just to make sure though.
Since you seem to know exactly how everything works in the CYOA that isn't finished yet please explain to me exactly how the answers to the questions I have listed above; I'm sure your much vaunted reading skill will come in handy in answering them and that I will be in awe of you by the end of your post.

>>50863733
Well, uh, technically sort of?

There was a little thing where they had contrasting plans for Earth but beyond that I'm not sure how they felt on a personal level.

>>50859101
Reasonably comfy. So I take it the ongoing quests stack boons over the full 5 years? So for example, Teach Me would give you 5 boon points once all is said and done?

Or maybe not? That would make playtime super broken.

>>50859144
>Education: Law Enforcement
>Suit: Riot Squad
>Aug: Electro-Receptic Retina
>Primary: Grenade Launcher
>Sidearm: Unidentified Gun
>Utility: Welding Tool
>Location: Crew Dormitory
>Companions
-All Unaffiliated
-Wii-NX
-Officer John

First thing's first, I've got to break the news to poor sweet John. Fortunately I've had training for this sort of counseling, but it won't be easy. Albina won't work with him, but that's okay. John, Wii-NX, Isaac, Ezekiel, and I have a very important mission. We've got to get to the Bridge.

Jan has a plan, Iskra knows the Interloper territory since she used to be one of them, Albina can hopefully get them into wherever they need to go, and Agatha can get Albina whatever equipment she needs to do her thing.

Alexei will serve as mission control using his live feeds to help direct us. Klara will be able to use the tram tunnels and her detailed records to help our two groups get around safely.

We're setting the self-destruct at the bridge, securing a ship, and getting everyone out. John and Wii-NX will stay behind with my welder and grenade launcher in a heroic sacrifice to keep the AI and its supporters from stopping the self-destruct sequence. The rest of us will jet to the hangar to meet up with Jan's group, hopefully Alexei and Klara can make it there too.

We're ending this damn cursed station, and getting everyone out of here.
I will find John's family, and tell them he was a hero to the end.

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>>50860832
Round Two, the curbstomp confrontation. However, the only builds in this thread look like they're Rapture Academy and I refuse to be a schollyard villain, so let's grab someone from last thread...
>Three thread archives later.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE HEROES GONE?!

Fuckit, Rival without a protag, wandering the land looking for people trying to do heroic things to get in the way of.

>Drawbacks first.
A fair warning: Fuck the scroll I'm posting Rival Wanted posters up all over the realm. "Evil Warrior Seeks Chosen Hero To Scuffle With. Can Offer Antagonistic Antics, Climactic Confrontations, Challenging Distractions and Solid Standards Against Which To Test Your Mettle. Starting Any Noble Quest Will Be Taken As Declaration of Interest In This Arrangement."
Witch Hunter: I don't know why she's wasting her time trying to prove anything but maybe her order is just Really dead-set on filling the paperwork first. Will see about not killing her if only to keep the rest of her order in the dark and having a laugh at her expense. "They're advertising on posters? It's either a trap or a joke, stop wasting your time."
Empower the People: I care about the target, not the civilians, and them having the power to get out of the way sounds like I'll have plenty of room to work with.
Adventurer: I need SOMETHING to do while I'm waiting to catch wind of a worthy foe.
Signature: Brand recognition is important to an aspiring Antagonist! Can't be confused with those other BBEGs.

>Quests: Need two for the drawback.
The Sword:....wait, the Sword of a thousand truths?...that sounds like a good guy weapon...but it'll kill the protagonist so I guess I'll go get it but still, I'm a little confused here.
Mai Waifu: See now there's a villainous mission! Kidnap the protag's love interest, whisk them away, make them doubt their former interest, it'll be fantastic! ....unless....I'm not stealing away some BBEG's daughter or anything am I? ...something's wrong here.

>>50863733
Didn't Angel have a thing with nearly everybody in Magical Realm.

>>50863807
angel is mine

stop it

>>50863767
>>50863807
Angel tried getting into Jumpchain, but threw a tantrum and left when she saw Red had been criticizing her in earlier threads.

>>50860911
I am legitimately happier now with the knowledge that you are upset.
I'm serious. Thanks for the amazing Christmas.

>>50863846
I like this Red character. If she has the power to make Angel go and stay go then we could use her around here.

>>50859488
Blind picked Be a Loving Waifu

Taking Christmas Bow + Paper so I can take True Love and be YOUR waifu

>>50863841
If Angel's yours, then you shouldn't be cheating on her with Red.

>>50863899
Red has her own shitposter though, a guy that has stuck around /jc/ basically since the start who's goal is to attack her at every opportunity and is one of the largest single causes of shitstorms in /jc/ threads. I don't think it's a fair trade to take that shitposter to get rid of angel.

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Howdy, Newbie CYOA makers again. Some notes on what I changed from the last thread:
-Increased Human intelligence of average
-Increased Human Exp Gain to 1.8x
-Added Assimilation skill to slime
-Change version format to 0.0.1 to 0.0.1d (because this will be the fourth release)
-Added and renamed /skills and talents
-Added a Blessing List

Again, if you guys could give me some advice or insight on your thoughts, I would appreciate it.

>>50860876
>Deamon 10

>Death Realm 7

>Corruption (Horniness) 4
>Sex Appeal (Females) 1
>Got Style? 0
>Dream Manipulation -2
>Transmutation -5
>Black Magic (Free) -5

>Secret Hideout -7
>Stone of Power (Shapeshifting) -8

>Diviner -10

>Witch Hunter -8
>Empower the People -5
>Adventurer -4
>I See You! -2
>Perverted 0

>Mai Waifu!
>The Apocalypse (Hentai)

>Succubus
>Supreme Harem Overlord

Pretty simple build; a futa Succubus Queen who conquers the world by turning everyone into succubus slaves.

Some questions, though:
How much of a potion is needed to have an effect? Is it a hard-and-fast-limit, or does it just weaken it proportionately? Do Succubi fluids have different concentrations than Love Potions?
Speaking of love potions, do Succubi need to add their own hair/saliva to their fluids to make people love them? Do they fall in love with whoever gets hair/saliva in their mouth?
What are your thoughts about letting a Succubus's fluids act as Change Potions - maybe needing to buy either potion before getting infinite supplies of them? What about having some interaction between Vampyrism and Succubus?
Why does Supreme Harem Overlord require a companion? Would you remove that in exchange for weakening the command (to lewd orders, maybe)?
What if your army grows too big to personally service on any reasonable timescale?

>>50863938
Well technically he only targets Red, so really he wouldn't have anything to shit on over here. He doesn't go on any other board on 4ch at all it seems given that most memes fly right over his head. He doesn't even know who Angel is

>>50863938
You think this guy's worse than Angel?

>>50863962
No but if Red came here(at least noticeably), I can only assume that the shitposter would too.

>>50863962
That makes me wonder. Does anyone know what other boards Angel browses? Has she ever said?

>>50863992
She has even less reason than Quicksilver to come back to gen, so it's not even anything to consider. There's only a small handful of people on jc who still frequent gen regularly.

>>50863990
He has less of a life than Angel. He's pretty much the most devoted person to jumpchain there is.

>>50863956
Very similar to a build I was going to make. Succubus and Harem Overlord, I mean.

>>50863990
He's far more consistent, it's a rare thread that he isn't posting in /jc/ as where people have at times assumed Angel left. And the guy has successfully driven other jumpmakers away. I don't think Angel has intentionally, or noticeably driven cyoa makers away.
>>50864020
True I don't see Red coming back to gen.

>>50863121
Will there be a list of people we can choose to be nemesis of?

>>50860844
is the needle one-time-use with no method of regeneration?

>>50864041
They do work well together - Commanding someone to "Kiss me", with the Succubus's love saliva, lets you instantly control half the population with no defense.

>>50864062
Unless you're a Pixie, it seems so.

>>50863990
He present in every thread, usually after about 3 to 4 pm Central Time.

He either has an in with the mods or is a janitor abusing his privileges, as he can casually ignore being reported dozens of times, and people who report him have a high tendency to get warned or banned themselves.

He samefags at an expert level, often playing both sides of an argument, and when his posts do get deleted, it doesn't even slow him down. He's right back to business, like nothing happened.

It's pretty terrible.

>>50864042
Even if she does come back, the shitposter probably won't follow. Everything he shits on her with in jumpchain is literally isolated within that little vacuum, based on things that the community has some vague second hand knowledge of. Over here both of them would basically be nobodies unless either of them made anything substantial.

>>50864076
huh, I didn't even look at that because I wasn't interested in the fairy race. Aside from having to be a fairy, it looks like an awesome combo.

SDA if you're reading this please stop your drinking. We love you and are very worried for you.

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Hio, /cyoag/ friends!
Happy Holidays from a harem homie over at /TWGG/.
May your bellies be full of food, beer, and whatever unmentionable materials that you chose to ingest in celebration!

>>50864094
For chrissakes it's christmas eve. Let the man drink. Finger her butthole so she won't be so sad inside.

SDA if you're reading this please drink more. Then go driving and have a good time.

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>>50863749

>Drone Control and Electro-Receptic Retina Augmentation.

Holy fuck. I am **really** glad I signed that medical experimentation form.

One of the things I used to joke about with the medical team was that I couldn't read minds, despite having a direct feed to the thought processes of all my robots. At some point after my near-assassination, they decided to fix that for me. Now I have a combat drone I can control with my mind, and I could code the implant to work with other drones if I could find them in the Research area. We had a lot of prototypes that never saw action because of concerns about lethality.

It was nice of them to give me a pair of Electro-Receptive eyes, too. It was too common for paranoid visitors to the station to get violent against the workers who needed them, usually because they assumed the eyes doubled as a camera. I took special joy in explaining why that doesn't excuse them ripping someone's eye out, surrounded by other security agents or with a few Mobile Turrets staring at them.

>Enemy Factions.

I'm not afraid of the Interlopers. I should be, but I'm not. I have a plan for them.

One for the Contaminant too.

And that plan is Station Security.

>Weapons. UniGov Laser Rifle, Smart-Guide Pistol, and Mechanized Gloves.

The Laser Rifle is useful against every kind of combatant, and I'm already practiced with the Smart-Guide. The three second verification period has almost gotten me killed on multiple occasions, but I have a few plans on how to deal with that. That function is controlled by a set of algorithms, and that means I can hack it. Assuming I can't redefine what it considers "hostile" altogether as part of my plan to turn Station Security to my side. Having Mechanized Gloves will mean I'm never unarmed. Plus they're good for tearing open malfunctioning doors.

Pic related is around how I'm going to look.

>>50864042
>>50864083
So where does SDA fit in all this? What's he have against Red?

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>>50863507
You're telling me there's going to be more?

>>50864117
SDA seems to be making red into a waifu option for some reason for something. Though I'm not really paying that much attention. Though I think SDA has either had too much, or too little alcohol, all I know is that SDA has not had the right amount of alcohol.

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>>50864097
That being said, we're a feeling a bit tsuntsun over you and /jc/ forgetting to say hello. Not even a 'wonderful winter solstice'. for shame.

>>50864117
If SDA is involved he's just being an idiot as usual trying to get some kicks out of jumpchain. Even what he's doing over there right now doesn't come close to their shitposter, who prefers to start long one sided arguments every day about Red.

>>50864097
the fuck is /twgg/

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>>50863806
>>50860832
>The Badass
Tempted to be smug but let's be honest here; if I thought That highly of myself I'd probably already have a proper rival. No, we're going to be awesome but we're going to try to be real about it. Overlord's minions just get in the way and try to steal my thunder and I ain't having that shit.
>Physical Powerhouse.
It's not that I can't run, it's just that it ruins the aesthetic.

>Seeker, Timeless Body, Godslayer, last because who doesn't wanna pomf the pantheon? Fun distraction.

>Orc Race
Strong! Powerful! Fierce! I've got two hands and I use both of them to wield my weapons and bring it crashing down on my rivals!...soon as I can get one. Shouldn't take too long right?

...hope I'm not going to get kicked out of town too early though. S'not easy being green.

>Death Realm Returns.
A little pain won't kill me, clearly, and it'll be good motivation not to fail. 3 shards, 19 left.
>Waifu Catcher, 2 shards, 17 left.
I've got a job to do and it'll be easier if I can just drop in and bail out with my new pal in hand.
>Got Style, 1 shard, 16 left.
OF COURSE I DO!
>Final Form, 4 shards, 12 left.
ANCESTRAL RAGE COURSES THROUGH MY VEINS but only for about 10 minutes. DON'T MAKE ME USE IT THOUGH I'LL DO IT.
>Shapeshifting, 2 shards, 10 left.
I need MORE MUSCLES and also to occasionally be able to sneak past gates and bouncers I've pissed off recently.

>Runic Cube, 2 shards, 8 left.
I'VE GOT THE SHINY BOX COM'N GET IT YOU FUCKERS.

>Master Artificer 3 shards, 5 left.
GRAND MAGISTER TEXAPORTE I SEEK A BITCHIN' RIDE ON WHICH I'LL CONVEY MYSELF TO MY RIVAL AND TOTALLY STYLE ALL OVER WHATEVER THEY'RE DOING.
>Master Smith, 2 shards, 3 left.
My support crew are all very professional and provide great service. I will happily support this smith's functional alcoholism in return for having the right tool for the job every time.
>Traitor, 3 shards, 0 left.
The real reason why I'll be kidnapping the protag's love interest!

>>50864145
Yeah but /TWGG/kun, you know relations are strained and everyone has pretty much disowned everyone else. Maybe if you asked /jc/ instead you'd get a better response.

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>>50864145
And if you don't, Santa might revive and old honored /v/ tradition!

>>50864094
Also Chocolates are not a substitute for sleep.

>>50864168
Probably should drop the trip when you're not in /jc/, Alice.

>>50864168
Not with that attitude!

>>50864155
Towergirls.

>>50864155
oh, I guess it's probably towergirls. I didn't know you guys still had a thread. You must be running pretty dry, no?

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>>50864163
Oh yeah, I know. just having some Christmas mischief before Krampus comes to bash my head in like a tallow-headed german baby! :)

>>50864168
Every post that doubts me fuels my desire to continue.

>>50864199
It was a spontaneous miracle that /jc/ and /cyoag/ even got anything exchanged, and now we've ended up with a SDA that needs to drink several gallons of alcohol.

>>50864183
Actually, no. We're just about finished with the third Expac generation. Once Christmas/vacation is over for most of us, we'll update that page and then move on to our fourth and fifth expacs. The we also have a Stationgirls 2 in the works, as well as different eldritch, planeswalker, cameo and /vidya/ generations on the blueprints.

>>50864229
Well, here's hoping that new bonds between the threads will someday grow stronger again!
A real Christmas miracle that might be, there!

>>50864168
In a friendly way I'd like to ask: why the fuck are you here?