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Foolish man-things! My armies a boundless! You will not escape, un-Skaven!
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>>50858708
Bring it, ya furry fuckface.

I'll feed your balls to the dwarf.
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>>50858798
Hey! Why do you think i'd want to eat Skaven Balls? It's like feeding a human a green fuzzy steak with worms wriggling about it.
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>>50858798
I dont think skaven is considered as furry.
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>>50858798
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>>50858833
I've seen men eat such things before, you know. The filth Nurgle's throng subjects itself to fills me with disgust.

... Though, mind you, it almost looked more appetising than taking mess with a Nordlander regiment. The things those people do to fish...
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>>50859009
Oh boy, here we go...
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I push around subhuman creatures all day, what makes you think some fuzzier, smaller ones are going to fuck with me?
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Idea for whfrp: skaven smuggling warpstone ornaments in the 'christmas' market circulation.

I'm not sure tho if there is a similiar holiday in the empire
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>>50859009
Furry is an adjective, anon. It doesn't have to mean what you think it means. My coat is furry; that doesn't mean my coat enjoys cartoon animals online.
That being said, skaven are anthropomorphic animals, so they fit the bill.
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>>50860135
There's always Geheimnisnacht.

>>50860436
I'm willing to debate this, mostly because Skaven are more like rats that stand on their hind legs, than humans covered in fur with rat heads and tails. Beastmen are technically more furry.
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>implyin Iz a humie
>implyin yooz mean or green enuff fer me ta lizen ta yoo

Zog yoo rat gitz
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>>50860458

they're most definitely anthromorphic than just being big bipedal animals. more feral bodytype tho than your typical "furry" that people associate with the furry fandom thing, tho.

personally I'd call them furry but not _furry_ in the fandom sense
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>>50859740
And now i'm picturing Nurgal wearing a thing, thanks asshole.
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>>50860948
I'd rather not call them furry at all, since that just gives the wrong impression. It feels wrong to lump up Skaven and Redwall characters with sexualized foxmen.
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>>50861032
>Skaven
>Not sexualized
>Implying there's isn't a story somewhere about a human or elf or whatever romancing a skaven and teaching him that there's more to life than the horde, ending with them living happy lives outside of the conflict together
>Implying that at least half of /tg/ wouldn't cum buckets if such a story were to be found
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>>50861032
>implying skaven aren't sexualized
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>>50861806
>>50861918
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>>50861806

well i mean, i havent found it
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>>50858708
Want some cheese, buddy?
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Sir, do you have a moment to open up your heart to our lord and savior Sotek?
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>>50862228
Well Adolf I don't know what you were expecting, this is /tg/ after all. The only real difference between a fa/tg/uy and a /d/eviant is that after fuckin the monstrous abomination the fa/tg/uy will stay for cuddles and pillow talk and then ask for it's hand in marriage.
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>>50862228
Well, "to breed like a rats" saying exists for a reason...
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>>50863063
>lol /tg/ is /d/-lite

I want this meme to die. Or to die myself. I'm not sure which.
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>>50861806
>Implying elf-things or man-things meant for more than a rape rape
Compassion be the end end of the un-Skaven
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>>50863228
im sure that, even though many skaven warriors spend hours slapping their furry thighs against the sweat-soaked bodies of proud fool slave-things, shoving their faces into burrow dirt and teaching them of their proper place as skaven rape-pets, there are truly degenerate skaven who commit unthinkable acts instead, like gentle cuddling for days on end.
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>>50861806
What the fuck-fuck
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Oh, please don't murder me. Surely you, the biggest, smartest, strongest, most virile of all skaven- Clearly superior specimen that you are!- can think of -something- I can do for you instead?
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>>50863079
It's rabbits, you clod.
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>>50864703
>no white fur
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>>50864873
This seams like a good place to ask. What does /tg/ think of pic related?
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>>50864887
I don't like that genre.
From what I've seen environments feel monotone.
The game is functionally left4dead.
Due to the nature of the game skaven can't feel like the titular tide.
Would have preferred the skaven game to be something other.
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>>50864887
I really like it, though it is indeed quite close to L4D. The cross-class banter is lots of fun, and there's an obvious fondness for the setting in the game. I wish the grey seer who serves as the final boss (sort of) had been more of a presence in earlier missions, and that the missions had more of a temporal progression to them.
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>>50864887

i think its pretty good. most people i see talk about it think it's alright, definitely worth it when it is on sale. it is a bit more technical than it first appears, as well.

there's still people i know who don't like it for a few reasons, some of which i think are valid (repetitive, bad loot system) and some for reasons I think are kind of dumb (its l4d3!! / dlc killed my parents)

the writing/voice acting is gold, tho
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>>50864887
It really scratches that WFB itch, but I can't honestly say there's much to write home about. It's a solid game, even a good game, but not something amazing or innovating. Kinda like Man O' War and Total Warhammer, I guess.
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>>50859009
Why do you think they are popular in the first place? Mary sue winning rate and special snowflake technology in a medeival fantasy?

No thats just to add to their e-peen. Furries love skaven.
>B-buh dey gross, the women are fat, nipple covered breeding machines.
Look at you go fag. Shit if a furry is in these thread he'd get a yiffer from that.
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>>50865053
hey now they get my yiffer goin and even i think them winning all the time in end times was fucking lame and dogshit mary sue/deus ex machina trash
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Grey seer number one.
Grey seer number one.
Now listen closely.
Here a little lesson in skaven trickery,
This is going down in Skavenblight history.
If you want to be skaven number one
You gotta catch a slayer on the run.
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>>50864887
it got me interested in warhammer fantasy and the skaven, just before they ended warhammer fantasy
which is hilarious because warhammer fantasy proceeded to end, so i grabbed some secondhand skaven and played other games instead.

the game itself is fun but doesn't really last a long time, though. it was kind of samey after a while and playing with pubbies was always an experience - not necessarily a good one.
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>>50865091
Just follow my lead and sneak around
Try to make no sound!
(Skaven minion steps on dwarf mine)
No! Don't touch that!
Grey seer number one
Grey seer number one
Grey seer number one!
Ha ha ha! Look at this gas bomb that just I found
When I say go be ready to throw
And go!
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>>50865097
It has it's moments.
>Playing that one level where you have to grab six bags of food and bring it to your wagon
>Rat Ogre appears by wagon
>Wizard takes potshots at Ogre by the wagon
>Rat Ogre punches wizard into wagon
>Rat Ogre rushes in after wizard starts pummeling
>We take opportunity to beat/shoot the shit out of Rat Ogre while it beats on the wizard
>Ogre dies, Wizard downed
>Everyone laughing their asses off over the mic
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>>50865069
Why are so many furries into edgy stuff?
Like if it isnt the sergals they are vegetasasuke OC tier edgelords.

Please tell me the tale of your people furfag.
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>>50865121
POISON MAN-THINGS NOT I
GRR...
TRY TRY SOMETHING ELSE
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>>50865121
(Skaven minion drops bomb, which detonates)
Throw it at him not me!
Ugh. Lets try something else
Now watch and learn, here is the deal
He will mutate in this warpstone peel
Ha ha ha!
(Skaven minion sniffs it)
What are you doing!?
Grey seer number one
Grey seer number one
We are number one!
Hey hey!

https://youtu.be/-tvs8a_hOQo
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>>50865131
they dont get enough social contact with normies, their self identity and sum total of knowledge is based on what brand of escapism they consume. they wanna be swag mature cool dudes but they think maturity/coolness is ~edgy shit~ so they try to slam that facefirst into their neet bubble resulting in shit like gritty fallout ponies or whatever the fuck.
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>>50858708
i'll wager my immortal suprerhuman species against yours endless and finite ones any day of the week you deformed Daeril. honestly, you look like something Galath made when he was drunk and didn't want to make another dragon
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>>50865002
You were playing before the loot system/quest patches? System's actually damn good now, even for newbies.

Damn solid game, all in all, though you'll probably need a crew to play with? Living at the mercy of pubs are always a pain in co-ops, until you've gotten really good at the game (and as already mentioned there's a lot of little technical details, i.e. skillz, to be learned in this).
Parrying while picking up downed team members for example.
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>>50865404
yeah they improved the loot system, but i know a few people who just cannot abide by loot systems at all so w/e. I started since beta and still play off and on.

pubs are generally alright since shit pubs stay out of higher difficulty, and you can kill enough to make up the slack, but dudes that don't know how to not get hit are pretty terrible.
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>>50865480
The curious thing I find nightmare easier to pub than hard games? As long as you're not a total tool (KEEP PRESSING THAT PARRY BUTTON) you should survive decently and nightmare folks generally know what they're doing, as opposed to the azumgi gallery that shows up on hard.

Disliking getting good gear? Inconcievable...
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>>50865519
This gave me a chuckle
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>>50859009
It's an adjective you flea-bitten cunt.
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>>50865593
fleas can't bite, they have no teeth
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>>50865480
>>50865555
All in all, it's a good melee fps (how many of those are there?) with a lot shit to learn to get really good at. The map secrets element and gear grind is fun, the lore and characters fits like a glove and the graffx look quite good.

Def worth a recommendation for battlemallet fiends, but try to get one-two friends along if you gonna pick it up for the first time.
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>>50865555
yeah nightmare is where its at. its not hard to win pretty much every mission in one go since you only rarely run into people who are just incapable. even mediocre pubs can be carried without that much difficulty if youre good enough.

really, anyone new at the game just needs to learn one major concept: dont, get, hit.
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>>50859009
>anthropomorphic animals aren't furry because I said so
I'm really enjoying this meme, can I save it?
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>>50861806
>>50862275

That sounds suspiciously like a story concept I was planning on writing a few years ago, but I never got around to it.

I don't really know that much about Warhammer lore. Plus it would be Male on Male for sure since I can't write female characters, and most people on /tg/ probably wouldn't like that.
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>>50859877
Down this road I've ever known?
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>>50866214
I thought a furry was a sexualize anthropomorphic animal? Or am I mistaken and anything that's an animal with humanoid like appearance (standing bipedal, using tools, etc) is a furry?
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>>50866261
"Anthropomorphic" has nothing to do with being sexualised. Skaven, Beastman, and Lizardmen all fall under the "furry" category. You're also very naive if you think there's not porn of them.

But here's the real shocker: It doesn't matter! Play Skaven if you think Skaven are cool and stop worrying what classifications they fall under.
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>>50866261
furry is ~whatever you want it to be~ but generally is used to describe anthropomorphic animals with animal features (covered in fur/whatever, animalisitc limbs/characteristics, and the big one being animal facial characteristics, but with human proportions and body type), as opposed to things like catgirls or monstergirls

>>50866218
m\m is fine too
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>>50866278
I know there's porn for them. There's porn for everything, nowadays. I also don't care if some asshole calls me a furry for loving my angry as fuck man-eating goatmen, but I just wanted to know if now everything that's an anthropomorphic animal is considered a furry now.
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>>50866292
>m\m is fine too

What is this, a fucking request?
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>>50866513
Yes.
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>>50866218

M/M would be kind of adorable.
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>>50866513
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
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>>50864887
Its a well designed game but it gets monotonous after awhile. If I had a consistent MP partner I'd enjoy the game alot more.

That said its still buckets of fun, and I like it. L4D never held much appeal for me anyway

>>50865573
Why do people keep shipping the elf with rats...
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>>50867079
vermin with vermin
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>>50867084
Underrated post.
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>>50867084
>zing!

I got the WHQuest card game for christmas and I thought it was pretty cool they put in Sienna as the brightwizard in that.
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>>50861806

>implying it does not end with stab-stab the elf-thing
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>>50869420
See see >>50863228
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>>50867079
>>50865519
>>50865555
>>50865404
>>50864873


I miss Vermintide general


Fucking devs
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>>50869606
It lives on in our hearts and shitposts anon
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>>50863196
>Decent population of people who play/want to play loli shemale characters
>Not /d/-lite
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>>50869623

ELF

FEET
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>>50869668
What is the point of those horse boots?
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>>50869623

How did it die I left it for like 2 months and bam its gone
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>>50864887
It's a VERY poorly optimized game. I have a pretty decent rig that can run a lot of new games on the higher settings, but I was getting like 10 FPS in the goddamn menu on low and windowed.
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>>50869709
What's your setup?
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Is it just me or did it seem like Skaven kinda seemed like one of the writer/creator's at GW's personal Mary Sues but literally no one else, other writers/creators and players included, gave a shit and paid it any mind? Fluffwise all you hear about is how numerous the Skaven really are, and that they have tunnels and by-ways into every other race's most secret places and vaults, that their intelligence gathering was second to none and the Council of Thirteen knew EVERYTHING that was going on in the world as it was happening, that if they ever got even close to fully unified that every other race would be simultaneously fucked six ways from Sunday. Then everyone else just said, "Shut up and fuck off, ratfags"
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>>50869815

You ever read a piece of Assassin lore in 40k?
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>>50869654
>not a very vocal minority similar to SJW's and /pol/acks.
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>>50869815

Like >>50869856 said alot of shit in warhammer has alot of mary sue and insane shit going for them but literally no one really cares or pays attention to it
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One of my favorite pieces of fluff is Skaven digging under Beastmen territory. A brayherd passes over it causing the ground to collapse into the tunnel system. Now there's a cave that the Beastmen funnel warriors into to endlessly fight Skaven hordes over nothing.

The rest of the world doesn't know. Rest of the world gives no fucks.
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>>50869893
>The rest of the world doesn't know. Rest of the world gives no fucks.

The Chaos Gods give a fuck. Whence the blood flows, remember?
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>>50869815

>Not wanting to suck the the big fat ratman cock

LE SHIGGY
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>>50864970

It's a worse version of Left 4 Dead.
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>>50869915
Given that Beastmen are the red-headed step child of Chaos, their blood seems pretty meaningless.

I can see Khorne looking down and going, "Meh."
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>>50864736
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>>50864887
Left for Dead, only deader. At first I was okay with it, but it go samey-same pretty quickly. Like LFD, there isn't really much enemy variety. Just more and more each level.
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>>50870413

The appeal of L4D was really the versus mode

thats what all these clones keep lacking
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>>50864887
Bought it yesterday but crashes either at the character selection screen or when I start a mission.
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>>50866813
>>50866979

The Pyromancer's bolt struck with an incredible force, enough to rip through the body of a small black clan-rat. Immediately the rat screamed in pain and was lit on fire. Next to him, Thak Clawsharpen jumped away in terror. He looked upon his fellow skaven rat not in empathy, but in fear for his own wretched and flea bitten hide.

The red robed man was already casting again, another wave of flame ready to assault the densely clustered group of rat-like creatures. While short, underfoot, and many being diseased and gangly they attacked in an unending swarm. More then enough to defeat the city they were currently assaulting. They would take heavy casualties from the worthless clan rats of course, that was to be expected.

The clan rats scattered and Thak dived underneath an upturned metal drum. He felt the heat singe his fur and make hot the metal all around him, the screams of the clan rats muted slightly by the metal walls. All was silent.

Thak heard nothing but the stomping of feet in that blackness, the empire's men. He may be small, but he was not stupid, and so he cowered quietly like a rat in his hole, waiting for the men to pass. He heard the stamping of feet and the sounds of faint skaven screams nearby, soft voices silenced by blades. Thak would curse as he heard the emperor's men finish off the other skaven one by one, using their blades or even flame. He knew some were going to be burned because he could smell it, and it disgusted him.

Thak's Clawsharpen stayed in that metal drum for more then a day, his lips soon flecked with white froth from dehydration. He shivered to himself, almost wishing the Great Horned Rat would appear and kill him as to end his own torment. When he could stand it no longer he waited until nightfall, then crawled out from under the drum and fled into the night, his tail flicking as he ran into the underbrush.
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Anyone home?

Following the path of bloodied leaves and old rat-tracks he returned to where his clan had burrowed up just outside of the assaulted city. The mud on the ground had thousands of marks from claws, weapons, wagons and tails dragging across it, and so it was easy to follow. It was within a minute that he realized that it would also be easy to follow for anyone else.

The dynamite exploded sharply in the forest, sending shell-shocked birds and squirrels running from their hiding spots. They had already hid from the nasty skaven army of course, but this was just insult to injury. Peeking over a bush, Thak saw a group of man things, the burny ones, who had just collapsed the cave entrance that had been dug. It was a deep chasm in the ground, caved in with rubble. The empire men took no joy in their work, but one saw fit to kick the corpse of a fallen skaven.

Thak slumped back against a log and was stunned, blown away. How could he return home now? He was planning on returning with something, a little piece of warpstone perhaps or a lie of fleeing to preserve from made up intelligence report. Now he couldn't return at all, the cave was blocked. Even worse, he knew he couldn't stay as the braying of dogs sounded closer. The Empire men were probably looking for survivors, and he was one of them.

Multiple times the dogs drew onto his tail, but he luckily stumbled across some slain empire peasants that fled to the wood. He exchanged clothes with the corpses and ran, hoping he could evade death. Death by dog, fire, blade, or even some other kind of death. He didn't desire any of them.
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>>50871359
I'm here
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Fleeing now into the deeper forest and into the mountains- the Skaven named Thak was about the least Skaven of all Skaven could be. His body was white and brown; brown on his back, shoulders and sides with a white underbelly. The white of his belly stretched up to his neck and bottom part of his face, but a brown 'hood' covered his eyes, and the white of his belly also extended down to his crotch and groped around his back end, giving both his thighs and fuzzy rat backside a nice white color up to the base of his tail. He was trim of course, but not to the bowing extent that other skaven were. When young, Thak had been fed more food then other skaven of his liter, showing promise. But his clan-master was 'accidentally' blinded with acid and lost in a pit until a new master took over, in which case Thak's promised position was lost. Thak hadn't been blessed by Nurgle's disease, or even been allowed to touch any sacred warpstone. Finally- Thak was also a virgin as one would expect of a skaven of little note. Truly a loathsome creature.

The longer he trod through the woods, the worse he felt. The running skaven felt almost agoraphobic, hating the open fields and trees. At any moment he felt as though an elf would spear him with a well placed arrow, or that a beastmen would appear and 'spear him' as well. He shuddered, but thankfully the signs of civilization began to appear.

The dusty old road lead uphill, and the skaven followed it. He didn't stay on the road directly so he wouldn't be seen, but he put up his hood and covered his body, wrapping his tail around his midsection just in case. As it went, the road got narrower and narrower, but he heard the click-clack of wagon wheels far before they appeared, and he ducked behind a tree stump before they approached.

He was hungry, and he smelled food. Without thinking, he crept onto the road ahead and sat with hands outstretched, his best impression of a beggar, and praying to the Great Horned Rat this would work.
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The humans passed by in a covered wagon, the back totally filled with bags of flour. He could tell just from smelling the air. But he smelled something else too, something sweet...

Within a minute, a young big-breasted woman appeared, motioning to the pretending rat. He almost growled as she approached, not as a hate for man-things but because he desperately wished to drag such a pretty young woman back to his den for breed-breed. At least that's what all the other skaven talked about, but here and now he didn't feel quite the same.

But he did lower his head, hoping not to catch her eye and reveal his true nature. Anyone who thought the skaven a beggar would truly think that beggar was the shortest, scrawniest and saddest lot there was. The woman spoke softly, pitying the poor rat man.

>"Aww- you poor thing. You like starved to the bone."

The woman turned around for a moment and the rat peeked up his eyes to see what she would gift him, but was surprised when she nearly dropped an entire apple pie into his lap.

>"Maybe it will do you good."

The woman smiled, but none of the others of her group stopped for the begging rat except her. Thak was stunned for a moment, he felt... Strange. Normally he would feel nothing for stealing from his fellow rats but this- he was not used to getting something for free.

>"Me thank-thank you"

He spluttered on his words, trying to swallow them up as soon as he spoke them, not trying to give off his speaking pattern and revealing himself to be skaven. But the women just smiled, shaking her head. She turned and left the beggar to his own now, who simply sat there with a whole pie. After a second's hesitation he ate the entire thing, his greedy maw devouring the pie, licking the tin. The man things were only good for their cooking! This pie, somehow, was sweeter then he could imagine- it gave him a strange sickly feeling in his gut that was somehow different from the fruit and jam used to make it.
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With one hand on his full and strangely happy belly he crested the top of the road and finally found the destination- not a city with a nice sewer for him to hide in like he hoped, but a mill. It was a tall old thing, running water on one side turned a huge wheel. There was a surrounding area fenced in with a yard, some chickens, but nothing major of note. The rat cursed his foul luck but then saw the owner of the mill- a young human with dark blonde hair, standing outside and watching the wheel turn for a moment as though turning his mind along with it. For some odd reason, the skaven could not turn away from this man, alone, looking so peaceful and thoughtful. His conscious mind almost reeled in disgust at this display of peace, but somehow he was intrigued.

The man walked down to the water besides his millhouse and began to strip off his clothes, Thak noticing especially the jingle of housekeys. The skaven scrabbled down, he wanted to grab the keys to the mill, take it over perhaps. But he couldn't help but watch the naked form flexing and soon dipping into that cold water.

The rat watched the man for an hour before creeping down the riverbed to get closer, finally shaking off his unusual method of learning about the male anatomy. Despite the distraction he was soon within striking distance of the man's clothing. He planned to dash in and grab the keys, but the man got up just in time to start drying off. He took his towel from a nearby stump and stood up, wrapping the towel around his waist. Strangely, that upset Thak more then the man just being there, which had upset him enough already.

Despite the setback, Thak creeped forward with his hand outstretched towards the naked key ring, but then stopped cold when he heard the loud clicking noise. There was a flintlock pistol pointed at him now, the man having turned around when he wasn't looking. His blue-gray eyes burned like steel into the skaven's own.
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>>50859707
DELET THIS
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>>50869420
they'll stab-stab the elf alright

with their dicks
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>>50871359
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>>50871913
good

pastebin is helpful, tho, instead of having to make multiple posts
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>>50865555
>The curious thing I find nightmare easier to pub than hard games
Definitely agree.

Hard has a horde of dribbling retards that can't dodge/block causing eternal Down chains, but is just hard enough to get overwhelmed if you go solo, so you can't just ditch them.
I've seen level 10s with greens handle nightmare better than 50s with exotics on hard
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CHING-CHING CHONG!
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>>50869815
Honestly I always liked how the Gotrek and Felix series portrayed them. They are capable of incredible things but they're just so Saturday-morning cartoon evil that they can't get shit done as a society. They just flail like retards in the dark and sometimes no one back stabs anyone else for long enough that shit gets done. Until the inevitable betrayal.
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>>50875637

they were initially meant to be a parody of fascist groups in the UK, so the ideological dedication to self sabotage and incompetence is pretty key to their villainous character. neglect that and you lose out on a lot.
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