What unique magic items have shown up in your games?

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>>50851436
oh shit son it's the christmas turkey!

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>>50851436

>>50851436
A magician box, used for the old disappearance trick.

By sending object inside to randomly dialed distant parallel in a one-way trip.

>>50851436
Is... Is this porn?

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>>50853156
Not by my calculations.

>>50851452
Wtf is in your gif?

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>>50853217
A very horny girl.

>>50851436
Does that magic item have a gender restriction?

>>50853458
Nope, anyone froknow the burliest Chad to the tiniest twink can fit in there. The outward appearance won't change though. Enjoy all the jokes about enjoying chicken breast!

>>50853200
Everything is in the eye of the beholder. It looks like robotic S&M chicken porn to me.

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>>50851436
Damn it, man. When I said I wanted a Tit bird mount, I didn't mean this.

>>50851452
>>50853391
What is this from?

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>>50853554
Shimoneta

>>50851436
A bag of Teeth that, when squeezed, shoot out and form a shell around your arm. It's otherwise a standard shield, but when an enemy misses an attack against you, the shield attacks them, doing 1d4+2 on a hit.

I work with a pretty large group, so I like to have magic items "evolve" in ways that play into characters strengths and cover their weaknesses.

Like the shield is currently being wielded by a Barbarian, so it's developed the ability to deal an additional 1d4 damage to the enemy on a hit, but you have to deal another, separate d4 to yourself. If you ever roll a 4 on the damage against yourself though, the shield becomes "Full", and doesn't do the damage to the enemy.

I based it on a CopyPasta that I haven't seen in a while, about an enemy barbarian who's sword formed from a similar bag, and then when he died, his sword ate him.

>>50853531
Anon, are you doubting a man of science?

>>50854381
Anon, are you doubting a man of faith?

>>50852233
I wish.

>>50854395
Anon, are you doubting a man asking questions?

>>50854412
Anon, are you doubting a man answering questions with questions?

>>50854412

A man asks too many questions, it makes a man wonder why.

>>50854428
...I can't beat that, fold.

>>50853391
Why did she pee on his face? I didn't even know anime could show that.

>>50854448
Thank you, Anon. I had a wonderful time. I tip my hat to you.

>>50854519
Thank you, same, same.

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>>50854494
She didn't pee. Her vagina is flooding.

>>50851436
I remember those threads. They were hot as fuck.

>>50854666
Does anyone have the original links or writefaggotry?
The story was juicy. The female paladin was made to wear magic armor that gives infinite stamina and renders you vulnerable to animal handling checks. The rogue then sold her to a halfdragon. Months later, the halfdragon kidnaps the rogue because the paladin is too pregnant to ride. A girdle of femininity later, the new lady rogue is slotted into another chicken suit, ready to be trained.

Old /tg/ was great.

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>>50854751
degenerates like you belong on >>>/trash/

>>50854865
Nah, they were on /tg/ first. Before the prudes moved in.

Man, the amount of 40k porn I have stocked up from the early days. Amazing.

>>50854751
>Old /tg/
>Text posted this March for the first time
Please kill yourself.

Also, /tg/ started as the most prude of all boards. Then eternal virgins rolled in, with their /d/-infused fetishes. Then the clean-up happend, leaving the more adjusted fetishists and kicking out the rest. Then prudish neo/tg/ showed up.

But seriously, those times were fucked up and you need to be fucked up yourself to have fond memories of them.

>>50855013
>Text from march
>/tg/ was prude
Man, you are wrong about every point you make. It is kind of impressive.

/tg/ came right out of /b/ in the beginning, porn and all. And the chicken suit is super old, pre nazimod I think.

>>50855013
Pre nazimod era wasn't called the golden age for nothing, anon. Shit was amazing back then. The most prude you got was 40k fags who would cry heresy and then draw faptau.

>>50855082
>Mods doing their best to at least pretend this is not porn board
>Let's call them nazis!
Fucking hate this meme. It's old, but always piss me off.

>>50855109
I'm on /tg/ from the day it started. So I say - nice nostalgia glasses you've got there. The board was in DEEP shit for first two years or so. And recently it's going back into that shit direction, with utter clusterfuck and activity focused on just handful of threads.

>>50855110
>Newfags forget how awful nazimod was
>>50855135
I don't believe you, as you were incorrect about early /tg/'s prude levels and incorrectly dated old /tg/ material.

>>50855110
I've been banned for responding to a joke about WW2 slave rape babies being half-demons/tieflings by posting the old WW2 poster of the Russian soldiers about to rape the German girl with the words "What you talking about, Helga". I've seen people post almost to true pornographic furry and loli pictures on this site, but yet I get banned. The mods are nazi's for not upholding the board's law, but upholding their own beliefs.

>Oldfags remember old days fondly, ask about old content
>Newfags decide to piss and whine about it and identify themselves as wiki champions

You youngins really need to lighten up.

>>50855188
They can't. It's the curse of their generation. Too many sjws and /pol/fags made them crazy.

>>50853657
The show itself is pretty fucking hilarious at times. Not top-tier stuff by any means, but... think of it as an Ecchi in the same vein of Panty & Stocking: It's funny because it's obscene.

>>50855222
>Too many sjws and /pol/fags made them crazy.
I've never seen something so true. I'm going to take this, if you don't mind.

>>50855440
Feel free.
The effect of too many /pol/s and sjws on a young mind is devestating and unprecidented.
Never before have youths been exposed so young and so thoroughly to this shit.

>>50853657
that looks really fucking uncomfortable

>>50851436
A bag that is always full of hooker corpses. Used it to kill a dragon one time. Exploded from the inside out with dead whores.

>>50854751

I did like the one about the paladin and her mount switching species and the paladin teaching her ex-mount how to be a human paladin while the mount adventured to change her back.

>>50855651
That also sounds pretty good, anon.
Though I can't tell if I am remembering the right one.

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>>50855682

I think he means this one.

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>>50851436

>>50853217
>>50854494
You need to be 18 or older to post here.

>>50855747
Ah, so it was from the chicken armor threads.

Do you have archive links?

>>50855777

I can't say no to lucky sevens.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/28778423/

>>50855813
Thanks guy. I almost forgot about these.

>>50855179
>The mods are nazis, because I'm stupid enough to part-take in shit thread and reply rather than report and hide.
You've got all what you deserve, you faggot.

>>50855188
>Newfags pretending they are oldfags and having fond memories of imaginary good times
>Trying to impress neo/tg/ with being old
And so your mind can wrap itself about it - being on /tg/ for past 5 years still makes you newfag. Not being neo/tg/ doesn't make you oldfag.

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>>50855899
>Newfag patrol arrives to shit up a thread that is already moving on

>>50855899
Someone's in a bad mood. Did your boss fuck your wife again at the Christmas party last night?

>>50855953
Not him, but mate, there was a line. Then was the black comedy line. Then there was the "average internet asshole" line
You've crossed them all long ago.

Merry Christmas

>>50856019
Sorry. That wasn't nice, and your right, that was a bit too much. Spent too much time with assholes.

>>50855899 Sorry about the comment, that a bit too much. I should of just called you a fagot.

>>50855755
>order of paladins aspires towards a "noble beast" ideal
>the higher the rank, the more animalistic they make themselves over to be
>the highest ranked play the role of guard dogs and pets

>>50856112
That's pretty good, anon.

>>50851436
Dammit, i lost the image I made months ago with her opening her chicken legs, feels bad.I remember we started wondering about how to make other styles, and a kobold who used her as a trusty mount given by his dragon master. I also writefagged very bad smut about a two rogues being sentenced to use the twin snake armor.

>>50856801
You do good work, anon.

>>50856801
Twin snake armor?

>ITT: Oldfags thinking anybody gives a fuck
You're cute

Didn't we already have this exact thread, OP image and all?

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Barkolomus's Temporal Pain Accelerator

Wielded by the BBEG of a GURPS fantasy setting

Compresses time based on the wielder's stress. For every HT lost between turns, the wielder gains 1 second of action during their round.

>>50856991
The armor is made for penitence and to show why teamwork is important. Each subject is locked in one end of the snake like armor, and they can one move/slither around by the effort of both parties. If I remember right it had some small mind linking ability. I was one of the weird ideas the thread created.

>>50857124
And I think yes, that was the exact same prompt as the old thread.

>>50857087
More like "bunch of faggots thinking smut is good"

>>50856991
Also scissoring may be involved

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I guess this wasn't posted for a while, so a bunch of /d/ifused spergs decided to show their ugly mugs again

>>50857604
That became entirely ineffective through overuse on extremely tame subjects.

>>50857648
>Tame subjects
>Content of this thread
Anon... You might consider getting out of your torture dungeon for a while to recall how the outside world looks like or operates.

>>50857692
Sorry anon, you blew your prude load on cheesecake, and retain no stopping power for the weird shit.

Though even this thread is pretty tame, as it is second hand descriptions of writefaggotry, and not the actual article.

>>50857735
>Not being into extremely convoluted bondage makes you prude
>Not being vocal about your own, PRIVATE fetishes makes you prude
You know, people like you are the reason why we have prudes in the first place.

You are literally like furfags. No matter what, it has to be furry and whoever points out it's just lame/bad taste/simply pointess shit, furfags instantly call it "fursection".
Same shit here. Nobody gives a fuck about your fetishes, but you still must blast about them and calling everyone not into retarded magic realm BDSM "prude". As if there was anything wrong in not being sexual deviant.

Finally get laid, instead of having sexual fantasies of your average psych ward patient.

>>50857796
Very good work not giving a fuck, anon. Really convincing.

Thankfully, the pendulum is swinging back the other way after you guys overplayed your hand.

>>50851436
A belt that sets your constitution to a very high score, but is cursed. Every time you unbuckle or remove the belt, you suffer a point of constitution drain.

By the time you realize this you've already burned through all but a few points.

>>50857735
Shit like those threads are the reason why entire BDSM is demonized into bunch of unhinged people who are into outright torture and humiliation, with one sided sexual enjoyment being percieved as almost equal to rape.
So thanks a bunch faggots for making BDSM look bad.

>>50857796
>Implying anyone gives a shit about furfags any more
People stopped caring about them after anti-furfags became the ones constantly disrupting things.

>>50857840
>Still not getting the message
The worst part is that you might not be just trolling, but actually being genuinely stupid.

>>50857925
They get the message, it's just lost all its power.

>>50857907
I think he might referring to that reaction image that is usually applied to stormfags.
You know, the one basically making stormfags the new furfags with their constant "look at me, I'm furry/politically incorrect/with fucked up fetishes/anything else, pay attention to me, you pathetically normal and adjusted human being!"

>>50857946
But in this circumstance, it's the neo-puritans doing it, strangely enough.

The other guys are just talkin' about the old days.

>>50857988
Virtue signalling is one hell of a drug.

>>50856801
I think I am going to try to track those down when I get home.
Too bad most archives don't keep images.

>>50854860
Orks on the bottom left

>O c'mon, u got dat 'un m8

>>50857988
>Neo-puritans
Anon, please tell me something.

Since when having just normal, average, adjusted and non-fetish based sexual life makes you prude?
Dunno, do you HAVE a sexual life in the first place, or simply like to imagine things, while calling people prudes just to feel better about yourself while jerking off to some shitty smut?

Because this all sounds like bunch of insecure assfaggots who never saw a dick or pussy in their life, but will gleefully pretend to be the biggest and baddest nymphomaniac around.

There is such saying in my country - cow that makes a lot of noise gives no milk.

Can someone explain me the FUCK this thread has to do with /tg/?
Aside ofc being a proof the lack of nazimods is bad for this board.

>>50858051
>Everyone, look at me and my moral stances!
Fucking attention whores.

>>50858083
>Can someone explain me the FUCK this thread has to do with /tg/?
Literally everything except OP's image and the resulting shitposting.

If you post a girl in a bikini, you are fetish baiting, or if she has cat ears, or if the dragon is slightly feminine, any mention of bondage derails a thread because people will not stop shutting the fuck up about it being magical realm, even if it was a little sarcastic joke.

All in all tho, this thread is a little fetishy anyway. What he meant is that it turned into a buzzword people use to anything at all, so when you need to use it, it has no effect because it is just part of the "le magical realm meme xD" nowadays.

>>50854751
Fortunatelly, we gained /d/ in the meantime and faggots like you can gleefully migrate there, to a perfect hugbox.

>>50858123
Well, that's what happens when you cry wolf.

>>50858148
>I demand that /tg/ becomes my personal hugbox
It is weird how the smutfags are way more on topic than the antismutfags.
One group wants to talk about cursed items, the other wants to have a metathread.

>>50854428
Anon, are you doubting a man questioning with doubt?

>>50858103
Shitposting makes 3/4 of the content. The rest is just people having stuck fetish sperging about it.

None of which belongs to /tg/

>>50858187
>Cursed items
Funny, because this thread is anything, but discussion about cursed items. Fetishists pretending their fetishes are norm and everyone else is weird on the other hand make a good deal of posts here.
So fuck off

>>50858254
But anon, they were specifically talking about fetishy cursed items before attentionwhores showed up to try and make it a metathread.

>>50858123
>a little fetishy
>a little
And you then blast at other people being "prudes". If you have fucked-up fetish, at least fucking admit it, rather than trying to weasle your way out of people pointing out your sexual fantasies are fucking weird.
Now THAT is prudery - when you can't fucking admit your own fantasies.

>>50858210
Anon, are you doubting a man questioning the doubt of a question about answering questions with questions?

>>50858293
You're really thin skinned and naive, mr. Meta Thread Attention whore.

Threads like this make me miss nazimods.

>>50851436
I remember those threads!
My favorite one was the armor with multiple sets of arms that required teamwork to use.

>>50858331
>N-no, it's you!
You were talking about thin-skinned, faggot?

>>50858339
Don't worry, it'll get deleted soon. Or maybe it'll be one of those shit threads that stay on far longer then they should.. Either way, I'm going to shitpost.

>>50858367
Yes, yes I was.

>>50851436
>>50855755
This kind of stuff has always been top tier for me. To bad I will never experience it in real life.

>>50858395
>>>/d/

>>50858395
It really is some good shit, I gotta agree.

>>50857840
gosh I wonder what horrors does the future hold?
>>50858083
/tg/ is a bunch of degenerates and needs to be gassed.

>>50858411
/d/ isn't very good nowadays a lot of the creative threads like the cation threads have been killed off in force by the mods. Then the generals took over which RUINED everything even more. Like the "Gentle femdom" Mods dont care about variation only the core fetish so because that stupid gentle femdom thread exists we cant have any hard femdom threads. If you try to post hard femdom in the general they will literally bitch you out and post spam to kill the thread so they can start a new one.

>>50858462
>/d/ is horrible so we need to make /tg/ horrible
Congratulations now you are inflicting the pain you personally feel on other people. Does it make you feel happy?

>>50858462
Im still upset drawfags like tami are having trouble with /d/ because of mods.

>>50858524
Bro. I come from /d/. Think about that question for a moment.

>>50858535
I have no idea why the mods killed the creative threads. Its bullshit though. I can KINDA understand the threads like gentle and hard femdom trying to be merged but the creative threads were the beating heart of /d/ back a few years ago.

>>50858563
>>50858535
Yeah, a lot of shit was lost. I personally miss tau ambassador threads.

Also, try to not respond to them. They just want attention.

>>50856801
hey guy, guess what.
I managed to track them down, images and all.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28778423/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28793153/

>>50859166
How shit, my paint metal chicken I made in paint is there, and the bad history! Thank you anon, that is quite a chirstmas gift.

>>50858353
That intrigues me in a possibly non-fetishy way. Elaborate?

>>50859271
Oddly enough anon, a lot of the armors we made in the old thread was non fetishy if I remember right. The multi armed one needed more persons to move the thing, but I dont remember the requisites. There was also a lion shaped paladin armor that boosted the wearer courage if I remember right.

>>50859271
well, you strapped two people into one multiple armed suit. You know, like those six armed snake ladies.

Then they operate the thing.

>>50859233
No problem at all, anon.
I wonder if there's more anywhere.

>>50851436
I wouldn't call it magic but its definitely a unique weapon. It's a giant anchor on a chain that you can fling or just smash shit with. Mostly used by pirate giants. Hella fun though.

>>50858462
Are you at least aware /d/ is a containment board, you fucking degenerate?

>>50859384
Where do you think you are? This is /d/egenerate thread and you are posting some prudish, game-related stuff. Get a grip of yourself, thin-skinned prude!

>>50858563
>I come from /d/
Then get back there, you fucking cunt.

>>50860161
>>50860190
>>50860408
>upset at the productivity of others, board police attempt to crash another thread

>>50860422
Don't respond to the attention whores, anon.

>>50860161
Just like /tg/ is a containment board.

>>50860408
Ehh I dont really have a reason to anymore. None of the threads interest me.

>>50859384
That sounds nice.
I myself have boon tooling around with a cult of firearms. Can't quite decide what a magic gun should do, just shooting bigger seems like a copout. Maybe something metaphysical, like gungeon's time gun?
>>50860190
>>50860408
>>50860161
Can you go be a salty samefag somewhere else? You've done nothing to help this thread.

>>50860439
>/d/egenerates make a thread on /tg/
>Call anyone not sharing thier fucked up fetishes attention whores
Irony is strong in you, son.

>>50854344
So, question.
Why is it teeth?

>>50861390
It was made by a necromancer who was obsessed with efficiency, and realized his skeletons weren't using their teeth anymore, so he created many magic items implementing their removed teeth, jaws, lower ribs, etc...

Course', I really just made that up right now, when you made me think about it. Like I said, I have a big group, so we don't focus too much on story outside of what the adventure-hook calls for, everything else that comes up is improv on my part.

>>50861390
Oh yeah, and I guess because it was a Bag of Teeth in the story I mentioned.

>>50862880
>>50862901
I see.
Well, it sounds pretty cool, though that guy is totally not thinking of the bigger skeleton picture.
I bet there's loads of things skeletons can do with their teeth. It's easily a third grip point to hold things, at least.

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>>50861367
You know, no one is FORCING you to read every post of this thread and get all triggered.
You could go to the threads about topics you like and want to talk about instead of getting all butt devastated that people are liking things you don't like.

>>50854494
It didn't, it showed her looking aroused and then a clear liquid splattered on his face.

>>50862946
Le don't like, don't read.
Yeah, because giving a fuck about nose-dive of /tg/s quality in recent months due to janitor shortages is a bad thing and better shit it up with more retarded threads unrelated with the hobby! That's totally the way to do it!

Fucking kill yourself. You are part of the problem why this board is going through some serious issues since late April.