Tales from Neverwinter Nights

>>50849688
>Epic levels

Excuse me while I vomit

But yeah, free trolls are a thing. Always great when you're on a hardcore PvP server with death penalties and a 20 STR halforc barbarian with power attack logs in, one shots you, emotes laugh repeatedly then loots your corpse and logs off forever

Get out of Cordor.

>same player makes a new character
>Mustafa Mujadeen
>wears an all white robe and turban
>ohboyherewego.png
>me and about four other guardsmen are with me in the barracks, including bleeding out Private
>Mujadeen comes in
>begins looking around nervously
>"welcome to the barracks sir, can we help you?"
>"uh, no, no, I am fine"
>"uh, alright. shout if you need something"
>he begins slowly walking around the public area of the barracks
>pretends to read the recruit roster
>makes his way a little closer to us
>starts sweating bullets
>"sir are you alright"
>"yes, yes... i will be"
>he kisses the holy symbol on his neck
>"ALLAHU AKBAR"
>runs into the middle of our conversation circle
>reads off a fireball scroll
>on himself
>he's like level 1 so it barely does anything to us
>one of my other Privates, an epic monk, throat punches him
>down he goes
>monk drags his corpse to the graveyard
>Private still bleeding out, only now also on fire

I have more of these if anyone's interested

>>50849774
We've all played lolrandum shit on NWN before, son

I like NWN but
>Epic levels

Ech
ECH

>>50849688

>Epic level guards struggle to deal with common street scum

This must be what Elminster meant when he said that the greats aren't too great.

>>50849818
Even when you're epic level you can't be everywhere.

Besides, at epic levels a fighter/barb is basically a giant toddler compared to the earth shaking druids, clerics, wizards and Sorcs that will be running around

>>Besides, at epic levels a fighter/barb is basically a giant toddler compared to the earth shaking druids, clerics, wizards and Sorcs that will be running around

the harsh truth

>>50849774
also I mean more stories in general, not just about new player shenanigans

>be me, lawful good halfling fighter, Sherrif of small village, Knight of the order of the squirrel, devotee of cyrolallee
>Necromancer PC menaces villagre, attacks outskirts with skellingtons
>Skellingtons are repulsed in an event, Myrkul Cultists taken down
>Take necromancer prisoner
>Prisoner gives me sob story about their terrible life and how it led to this point
>Begs for mercy
>promise to give him "what mercy I am able should he publically confess and beg the gods for forgiveness"
>He agrees
>Take him out to the gibbet, announce judgement
>Other players show up
>At my prompting, necromancer confesses his crimes, asks the gods of goodness for forgiveness and recants his evil ways
>Congratulate him, then tell him i will offer him the mercy i can - a swift death before he backslides into evil
>Set him to hostile and crush his skull with my Morningstar, splitting it like a melon
>Laugh as everyone gets fucking mad
>Still lawful good
Lawful good doesn't mean 'nice'
Don't fuck with halflings

>>50849923
>Tell a lie of omission
>""""Good""""
NG all the way faggot

>>50849923
>>50850182

What he did was a dick move, but I guess if he was maxed out in alignment it still wouldn't be a big enough hit to fall him. Not that it matters, as he's not a paladin.