What would happen if someone ate the Tarrasque

They get a stomach ache and probably buy laxatives.

>>50849258

All of it?

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>>50849298

all of it.

>First, catch your rabbit.

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>>50849258
>>50849322
Like

The whole thing?

All at once, or a bit at a time??

>>50849397

well you gotta eat it all at once or else it comes back to life in 18 seconds.

>>50849258
It would be extremely painful

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>>50849410

>>50849258
>What would happen if someone ate the Tarrasque

They'd take a 'Tarrasque' sized dump later...

>>50849435
>>50849410

well if you think about it. if you keep ripping chunks off of it every six seconds at a steady pace, it won't revive.

the rules state that "it will revive in 3 rounds (18 seconds) UNLESS you continue to deal damage to it each round."

>>50849258
>What would happen if someone ate the Tarrasque

They'd probably become the next Tarrasque.

>>50849258
If it doesn't go past the stomach they'd never go hungry again.

>>50849465
Eventually you couldn't rip off another piece from the Terrasque, you would only be left with a singular atomic point that would regenerate in 18 seconds.

>>50849634
But that wouldn't be true because all parts would be inside your stomach being dissolved by stomach acid, fulfilling the damage stipulation while also turning it into a substance that isn't Tarrasque, leaving behind no way for the Tarrasque to regenerate.

>>50849667

The tarresque is immune to acid damage.

>>50849258
Go to bed, Talrand.

>you don't have to explain anything, but you do need to eat all the tarasque.

>>50849681
Oh god you couldn't digest it.
It would just stay in your stomach.
Or you'd shit straight tarasque.
Guys.
If you are a tarrasque, you'd just shit out a tarrasque.

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>>50849258

Funnily enough, My character actually could eat the tarrasque by herself. In six seconds. and instantly metabolize it into HP. She'd heal 60 HP from it too.

>tarrasque
>tear ass

>>50849681
>>50849717
You don't deal acid damage to digest things, you simply did do digest. It's like how you don't deal unarmed damage to objects to break them with your hands, you roll to break them.

Don't eat the Tarrasque, man

Instead befriend the Tarrasque

>>50849258
+5 to all physical stats, duh.

>>50849725
Care to explain?

>>50849734
That's ridiculous rules lawyering. You're looking at what it says without taking into account what it means. The body of the tarrasque can't be broken apart by acids. Including something as weak as stomach acid.

To paraphrase a very famous professor: "Listen; this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. He'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

>>50849792
"Isn't time for your nap Professor?"

>>50849787
Are there any creatures in DnD with unusual methods of digestion that don't use acids?

>>50849783

Ungermaw, Gonzo 2 3pp supplement for pathfinder.

Turns you into a human kirby.

You can choose the character option Corpse Eater at level 6.

"As a full round action that provokes an attack of opportunity, the ungermaw may consume the body of a dead creature (not an undead above 0 hit points). Doing so heals the ungermaw 2 hit points per HD of the creature, and destroys the body. The creatures must have died within the last minute, and needed to have a number of HD equal to or greater than ½ the ungermaw’s level. The ungermaw must be at least 6th level to take this talent."

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>>50849787
god it's dead just eat the fucking thing where the hell is your gaming spirit

>>50849801
"YES, DAMN IT!"

>>50849787
Actually, does the immunity to acid thing come from the skin naturally, or is it a magical effect exerted by a living Tarasque? Because if this infinitely regenerating creature can produce super acid and magic resistant skin, than it would probably be worth hiring an army of murderhobos to constantly harvest one for its skin and organs.

>>50849812
says it has to be dead. Do you have a way of eating it live? or have you already killed it?

>>50849828
That'd make for a cool Monster Empire plot. Like they use the ever-trying-to-regenerate body of the thing to fuel organic ultratech using its incredible hide and alchemical functions of the organs and infinite power food of the meat. And it's a made struggle to ever hew the beast down and apart as it regrows, because if it does, it'll rampage again.

>>50849851
There was a thread about this.

>>50849828
Thats a good question

On one hand, I would say that the parts of a Tarrasque would probably still retain their aspects, a gland was taken from it for a spell canonically so it would make sense.

On the other hand, if you could just take a scale from a Terrasque and forge a set of armor you would be the most broken thing imaginable if it had the same resistances as the Terrasque. If you used a tooth of a Terrasque would you deal the same damage as it would?

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>>50849845

At level 9 she gets swallow hole for medium creatures, but she only naturally can swallow whole gargantuan creatures at level 18.

But all is not lost, She can self cast Enlarge person if she eats a spell effect (basically dispel magic). It lasts for a number of rounds equal to the spell level she ate.

>>50849865
Not surprised, seems like an easy idea to try. Could have bone weapons, hide armor, tons of spells and blood power, could make it an entire demon empire kinda deal.

This is the kind of quality discussion that I expect from /tg/

>>50849885

To be fair though. unless she's got a belt of godly constitution +9000. The tarresque is probably getting out of her belly inside of a round or two.

Her stomach wall only has HP worth her level + Con modifier. so at max level. that's only about 26. Then she has to vomit the tarresque back up.

and before you ask, its technically a stomach like pocket dimension. not her real stomach.

So its preferable to Temporarily kill it first.

>>50849258
You ever heard of Grom the Paunch?

He's a pretty big guy, but he's also look like the ultimate Manlet in comparison to what this theoretical person afterward

>>50849939
>>50849868
>>50849865
>>50849851
>>50849828

Salt and Bone.

Discovered it while on 1d4chan. Its entire concept is that there is a living terrasque chained and nailed to the earth. An entire city has been built and various military orders and aristocracy centered around the creatures bones and hide.

(No I'm not the creator.)

>>50849787
>That's ridiculous rules lawyering
No, it's not. An item with enough DR/hardness/whatever rule to be immune to your unarmed damage can be burst with ridiculous low DCs by the same character. This is because the HP and damage rules are for combat and don't really apply when doing shit outside of it.

>>50850060
not finding anything for it there, although there was a similar concept over on RPGnet

>>50850060
>>50850093
My apologies, my memory was foggy and I'm retarded (need sleep).

A quick Google search turned up this:

http://www.saltinwoundssetting.com/?m=1

Or alternatively, search up "Salt in wound".

>>50849725
>>50849885

Awinita, Why are you so scary? why you gotta eat the tarrasque, was the prospects of eating the kraken overlord not enough?

>>50850145
holy FUCK this is cool and makes me want to dm again

>>50849258
well barring it reviving inside of someone. it'll be digested and turned mostly into fat.

The average kilo of meat renders out to an average of 2,000 calories.

The tarrasque weights about 130 tons. which equates roughly to 117,934 kilos.

Assuming all of that weight is edible meat (i know it isnt' but fuck measuring bones and the carapace.) assuming 70% of that is edible meat. you get about 82554 kilos.

Run that with our average cut of meat calulation. and you're looking at about 165108000 calories.

assuming again that the majority of that is going to get stored as fat. our poor devourer is gonna gain 21,442 and a half kilos of fat.

that's 23.6 tons. or there abouts.

That's not even counting the bone, chitan, and other wierd stuff in a Tarrasque

>>50849258
Ever seen the ending to Godzilla 2000?

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>>50850630
>165108000 calories.
Tarrasque confirmed for God tier bulk food?

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>>50850649

>bulk food

If you intend to use the tarrasque for gains... Go then, become HUGE.

>>50850145
never thought I'd see an official published version of that setting, here's the original RPGnet thread for the concept(which oddly enough doesn't appear to be mentioned anywhere on either the blog or kickstarter page for the setting);

https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?261519-D-amp-Dish-The-city-built-around-the-tarrasque

>>50849258
It would be delicious.

>>50849258
Typically supernatural flesh is poisonous.

>>50849787
>Stomach acid
>Weak
Ok, anon. Go ahead and drink the H2SO4.

>>50849787
>You can't eat it cause it has immunity to acid!
>accuses someone ELSE of being a rules lawyer

>>50851065

only if it states in the stat block, anon! Otherwise we must assume its perfectly edible.

>>50851093
>5% HCl
>Strong

>50851193
On the contrary - unless you have Swallow Whole in your description, than you are unable to eat anything.

so the real question that needs to be answered here is: how are you all overcoming its damage reduction with just your teeth?

>>50851407

amulet of might fists

>>50849634
Teleport it into the heart of Menzoberanzan then sit back and watch with a bowl of popcorn.

>>50849681
Motherfucker, do you eat all your meat raw?

>>50849802
Just cook your fucking food.

>>50851407
Cut it into little bits with an enchanted dagger, swallow it whole, and die horribly when it regenerates while passing down your esophagus.

>>50851416
I bet the various planar metropolises get real tired of smart ass adventurers teleporting the Tarrasque into their city.

Though I bet places like Menzoberanzan have means in place to handle shit like that.

Like their own Teleporter to hot-potato the damn thing over to that Illithid city.

You're all ignoring the obvious answer. If you eat the Tarrasque you gain it's power.

>>50851587
THIS

>>50851416
Can you cook it in under 18 seconds?

Actually, would the heat of cooking it be continually dealing damage to it?

>>50851587
In other words, you turn into the tarrasque.

>>50851561
>Target you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures
Doesn't work.

>>50851859
Not immediately though. Every time you regenerate, you gain a few more of its features.

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>>50849634
>>50849465

What if it's like that Tomie comic and every single piece turns into an entirely new Terrasque? You'd end up with an army of them.

I mean who's to say the ripped off bits wouldn't grow on their own?

>>50849258
It would be extremely painful.

>>50849812
I'm surprised that's printed in an actual (if 3rd party) book. I know /tg/ has done something like that at least twice (the all-devouring vore loli for PF and the devouress class for 5th edition), but that's because /tg/ doed weird things.
Incidentally, both could swallow a tarrasque at high enough levels (although the latter only in one specialisation), but would have trouble actually damaging it (unless 5th efition tarrasque is not immune to acid damage. I can't remember) or keeping it down. Devouress could also digest a dead tarrasque, since the ability to digest a dead creature does not deal acid damage, while the ADVL would have to spam one ability and hope the tarrasque fails a con check (not very likely) to get instakilled.

>>50852079
In PF lore I think it's established that there must always be a tarrasque, but there can only be one. If it gets chopped to pieces, one piece (the largest if they're different sized) regenerates, and if it gets completely destroyed, a new one will be created beneath the earth and rise to the surface.

>>50849417
You're a big guy

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>>50849787
>solving the problem in a creative, outside the box style
>rules lawyering

>following the books text and rules to the point of absurdity
>somehow not rules lawyering

>>50852402
If one half of the argument requires the word 'technically' then that is typically the more rule-lawyery one

>I'll eat it
>but your stomach acid won't work since it's immune to acid
>TECHNICALLY stomach acid doesn't cause acid damage so it's fine even though it makes n sense to work from a flavour perspective

also
>something should automatically work because it is 'creative'
nah

>>50852434
Well the problem with you is that you think of every problem and situation through combat rules.

>>50852506
But I'm not, the Tarrasque is immune to acid, ipso facto stomach acid should have no effect, I really don't see why the conversation would need to go any further

>>50852513
The Tarrasque is immune to acid in a battle, as in a situation where is get splashed with a small amount of acid at most. Do you think that the Tarrasque wouldn't dissolve if it was submerged in nitric acid over 1000 years? It's like saying a creature immune to fire wouldn't die on the sun.

>>50852534
Immune is immune, you're thinking of resistant

and the sort of acid used to be effective in combat is an order of magnitude more powerful than stomach acid. Heck things like gelatinous monsters actually digest things as attacks and they deal acid damage, which the Tarrasque is immune to

>>50852544
So you imagine a red dragon could live on the sun?

>>50852534
It would not die from fire damage on the sun. Gravity and pressure certainly, but not fire.
Remember, there's an elemental plane of fire where creatures immune to fire live, and layers of the abyss that are just oceans of flesh-stripping acid that creatures immune to acid live in.

I understand what you're saying, and you can rule that the tarrasque could be digested, but your particular example is a little off.

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>>50852007
Just as long as you remain cute.

>>50852563
no, it just wouldn't die to fire, since it is IMMUNE

>>50851886
Teleport traps are a thing, anon.

>>50852567
>>50852577
Fine, I concede that it's immune to acid and can therefore never be dissolved.
I guess we can try drowning it in alkaline.

>>50852590
Alkaline does acid damage in D&D

>>50852623
So the tarrasque is immune to anything with a pH value?

>>50852623
it would be pretty safe to assume whatever deemed to make the tarrasque so invulnerable wouldn't leave alkaline out of the list of inuvlnurabilities

>>50852590
That's far to basic to work on the Tarrasque.

I remember some thread a year or so ago, setting building.

A city had captured a tarrasque, and chained it down with adamantium. Holy clerics/butchers continually cast spells on it to keep it down, and harvest its flesh for free food/leather for the citizens. A river of it's blood flowed out from the temple where it was kept.

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>>50852574

cute as can be.

Could you kill a Tarrasque with suffocation, similar to how you can shove a Troll's head into a puddle if you don't have fire/acid handy?

>>50854143
Salt in Wound, further up in the thread.

>>50851379
>pH between 1 and 3
>Battery acid at 1 or so

Yeah, it's pretty good. Its no ClF3 or something, but you don't want any on your face.

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>>50849258
they'll shit bricks?

>>50854324
Yes. It has no ability that would make it immune to suffocating. You can keep the tarrasque dead by preventing it from breathing. That way whenever it regenerates it immediately takes damage from suffocating and falls back to negatives.

>>50849787
>That's ridiculous rules lawyering. You're looking at what it says without taking into account what it means.
Becau d&d is a gamist system, not simulationist

>>50851859
Terrasque always wins.

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>>50849258
It would be tarrasquely painful.

Is this a vorefag thread?

>>50851587
Kill Casshern! Devour Casshern!

>>50856627
If it is, then I should suggest one wish by vale city.
It's not a tarrasque, but it is close.

>>50856490
Your a big guy

>>50856712
>valecity
>le trash vore meme
No

>>50857874
That one isn't trash vore.
If it was, I wouldn't have suggested it.

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>>50852386
>>50852386
>>50852386

>>50856733
For you.

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>>50849258
It might calm the fuck down during the afterglow.

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>>50859644

You slowly shit the Tarrasque remains and if they are close enough, the Tarrasque will revive from it